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You sure we can do it?
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Maybe.
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No one's ever come back.
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Well, that's business.
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Do you want to go back?
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You do.
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Let's go.
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Don't you even care about your sister?
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Take it or leave it.
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It's all I have.
If you want it, just say so.
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My last price.
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- And this?
- Your money's no good.
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I know.
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Cheese! White cheese!
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You're cheating me.
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- Come on!
- Sure. Maybe.
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Leather shoes! Real leather!
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Soap, shampoo, on the other side.
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All right, move!
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- Here. Try that.
- Come on. Do you want it?
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Quick! Come on! Let's move it!
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Let's run for it.
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Let's get out of here.
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All right, tie them up.
Let's get out of here.
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You hear me? Move!
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Two.
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I'll get 'em.
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Get!
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Get!
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Gol
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No!
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She! Shel
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Hey, keep away.
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Hey, stop!
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Movel
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Come on!
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How much is this?
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Whatever you got, stranger.
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Come on in.
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It's a nice place, right?
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Well, have a seat.
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You... you must be very hungry.
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Damn right. Very hungry.
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- Where you from?
- The other side.
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Really?
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It's great, huh? It's really good.
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- Good.
- You're a good cook.
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Thank you.
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And you? You don't like the food?
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- What?
- The food.
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It's good.
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Very good.
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- Who's the law around here?
- Why?
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- We ran into a problem on our way here.
- Really?
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Our law is she, the goddess.
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Who's your god?
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Our god?
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We don't have a god. We do business.
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What is it that you sell?
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Sell.
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What's wrong?
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Won't do you any good.
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Cut me loose.
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I can't. You're not trained yet.
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Trained?
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Where's Tom?
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Sold.
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Sold!
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- Get this one out.
- Hey, listen, I really am sorry...
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Speak only when spoken to.
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Look, I really am sorry.
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We were attacked, okay?
My sister was kidnapped...
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Have him walk the path tomorrow.
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No!
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Let him cross alone.
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So you're up?
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- Who are you?
- Your fairy godmother.
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So you survived the path of blood.
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You'll probably be seeking revenge now.
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I've gotta find my sister.
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Sister?
She would never harm a woman.
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It wasn't she. They were men.
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Not even nukes.
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Their leader was all dressed in black.
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You must mean the norks.
Well, they are awful too.
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But if they've got your sister,
well, you might as well forget about her.
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- Why?
- Because you'll never reach nork valley.
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But even if you do,
you'll never come out alive.
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You'll encounter there
the ultimate horror.
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- Do you know the way to nork valley?
- No, actually. I'm afraid I don't.
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I know some medicine, a little physics,
a smattering of philosophy.
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Nothing useful.
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Who would know the way?
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I don't.
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She. She the goddess.
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Only she knows the way.
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- Guess I'll just sit here...
- Tom.
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- I thought you were dead.
- Hardly.
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Come on. Keys are on the table.
Cut me loose.
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But you look kind of cute like that.
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Will you cut the jokes?
Cut me loose. Come on.
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Come on.
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Just put it down here.
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Let's go.
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Hey! What do you think you're doing?
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All right. Nice shot.
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She! Shel
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You okay?
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I wish I could come with you.
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No, you don't.
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If I cross, walk the path.
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No way you'll cross.
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You are pure, goddess, body and soul.
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You may enter.
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You have passed through the cycle again,
goddess.
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But the prophesy still stands.
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A man will come to claim your heart.
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For him, you will break your vow.
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Through him, you will be destroyed.
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You are whole again.
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She! Shel
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Shanda!
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Guard!
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- Which way?
- Which way?
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- Beats me.
- Isaid, which way?
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I gotta know which way to go.
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Come on.
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You are beautiful.
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What's wrong?
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Too skinny.
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I like 'em with more meat on 'em.
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T-t-Tom?
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- Long time, no see, goddess.
- Cut me loose, kram.
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Why? What did you ever do for us?
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Take 'em down.
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Her too.
139
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What's the big idea, kram?
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Now you'll certainly know what it's like
living in a tomb, my goddess.
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Turn me loose, kram.
I was counting on your help.
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That wasn't very smart of you,
was it, goddess?
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"Never trust a mutant.”
that's your motto, isn't it?
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Look, we're neighbors.
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Sure, sure.
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When the sand runs out of here...
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I'll send you back to your castle.
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You two will die a horribly
painful death in their hands.
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They are experts on pain.
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Cute. Real cute.
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Kram, let me go! Let me go!
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I'll kill you, kram!
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00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,384
This is no good!
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00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,477
Keep on pushing!
155
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,356
What are you doing?
156
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Oh, shit!
157
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,184
Are you okay?
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- I brought you some clothes.
- Good.
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No hard feelings, huh?
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- Shut up, nuke!
- Hey, careful with my arms.
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They tend to fall off.
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What do you want me to do with him?
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Turn him loose.
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Get in there.
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00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,263
I told you to watch the arm.
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Bring me those two men.
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Do you wanna kill 'em here?
Don't you want a public execution?
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Just get 'em.
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Nork valley is that way.
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But you'll never make it there alive.
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Untie them.
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- What?
- Now.
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Let's get outta here.
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Come on.
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I'm curious. You go back with the guard.
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No way. I'm coming with you.
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Suit yourself.
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Damn it.
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What's the hurry?
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Thought about doing some new dates again.
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Hey, that'd be super.
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"Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
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inwrought with golden and silver light,
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the blue, the dim, the dark cloths
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of night, of light, and the half-light,
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I would spread the cloths under your feet.
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams.
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I have spread my dreams under your feet.
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Tread softly
because you tread on my dreams."
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00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,418
What is this place, a funny farm?
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Friends, we have some visitors.
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Welcome, plainclothes.
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This is a delightful surprise.
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We need some directions.
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Oh, come, come.
You can't be leaving us already, can you?
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How do we get to nork valley?
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We insist you stay
at least one night with us.
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We serve wonderful food, don't we?
199
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We sure do.
200
00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,985
This is a wonderful garb.
What is it made of?
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- Okay, we'll spend the night.
- Wonderful.
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You'll have to get changed for dinner.
We do like to dress formally after dark.
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Whoa.
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Not sure about the company,
but the food is good.
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- Oh, yeah?
- How do you like it?
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- Well done.
- I'd like mine very rare.
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00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,045
Hey, Reggie, you want some grapes?
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They're really good.
209
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Okay, I'll go get them for you.
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Finally.
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Place is wonderful.
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Civilized.
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This is what the world used to be like,
before the cancellation.
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My parents told me all about it
in great detail before they died.
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The old world.
216
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The world is fine with me.
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This place is great.
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Help yourself.
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00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:11,994
What is this?
220
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,044
Yeah. Yeah.
221
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,376
- Okay!
- Would you like to dance?
222
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,878
No, I don't think so.
223
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:32,553
It's a wonderful old world custom, dance.
You should try it. More meat.
224
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,685
No.
225
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,770
What's wrong?
226
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,951
Hey. Hey.
227
00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,868
Your friend seems
slightly overenthusiastic.
228
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My friend's an asshole.
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Tom!
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Get it off!
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00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,682
- Are you hurt?
- I'm okay.
232
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,062
What was that?
233
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- Do you mind keeping some distance?
- Want me to sit on the horse's ass?
234
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You can walk for all I care.
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00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:25,975
- What is this place?
- I don't know.
236
00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,768
I never traveled this far.
237
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- Must be terribly uncomfortable.
- Are you scared?
238
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Not with you around to protect me.
239
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Seize them!
240
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:00,376
Let's get outta here!
241
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:17,310
Enough.
242
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,655
There'll be no violence in the hall
of godan, the one and only man-god.
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Bow.
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Bow to godan!
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Forget it. I bow to no one.
246
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This is sacrilege, girl. Cross for less.
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I don't care. I will not bow.
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- Kill them!
- Stop!
249
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Who are you?
250
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I am she, goddess of the eurich.
251
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You are nothing. Goddess of nothing.
252
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How dare you!
253
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Put me down!
254
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,491
Put me down! Put me down!
255
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,456
Let me go!
256
00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:19,671
Let me go!
257
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,671
Will you cut it out?
258
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,423
Let me go!
259
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,505
Put me down! Let me down now!
260
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:31,975
Are you her followers?
261
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,804
Oh, no. No, no. We hardly even know her.
262
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I mean, we just got picked up.
They gave us a ride.
263
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,898
Do you believe in the one god,
the only god, godan?
264
00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,483
Yeah, sure.
265
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Listen, we're pilgrims. Right?
266
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We came from afar to pay homage
to the great god godan.
267
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Right?
268
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Right?
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Right?
270
00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:55,335
Yeah, sure.
271
00:45:56,462 --> 00:46:00,330
Good. Put them up for tonight, and send
them away tomorrow with my gospel.
272
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,295
Those two...
273
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,507
I'd like to introduce you to pain.
274
00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:11,220
Nothing teaches you about
mortal limitations like pain.
275
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,743
Blessed be the man who knows his element.
276
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,156
Blessed be the man who knows his master.
277
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,788
You stink, traitors!
278
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,584
Yeah, sure. Have fun.
279
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:07,863
No, don't burn her! Burn me instead.
280
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,985
Don't worry, child. Your turn will come.
281
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,546
Scream, mortal.
282
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:35,599
You're weak, feel the pain.
283
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:54,034
No! No!
284
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,272
Eva.
285
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,409
She's a unique mortal.
286
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:43,538
Bring her to my chambers.
I wish to study her spirit.
287
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:46,958
I'm not sure that's a very good idea.
288
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,090
Are you questioning me?
289
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,257
No.
290
00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:52,713
Are you doubting me?
291
00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,759
- No.
- Then do it now.
292
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,279
Untie her.
293
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:33,129
No! No!
294
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,204
Eat.
295
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,309
No.
296
00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,025
No. No!
297
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,154
Excuse me. Could I have that apple?
298
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,213
Hey, what...?
299
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:00,385
Impostors!
300
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,676
Hey, where's she?
301
00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:28,845
They took her to godan's chambers.
302
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,010
You okay?
303
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:34,718
You look taller or longer or something.
304
00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,227
- Where's godan's room?
- No idea.
305
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:45,228
I'll take you to godan.
306
00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:47,109
I will.
307
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,171
- Godan asked for the second girl as well.
- I wasn't told about it.
308
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,158
Well, I was. Open the door.
309
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,497
It's locked.
310
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:38,994
Step back.
311
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:57,472
Don't take another step,
or I'll break her arm.
312
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:03,933
I wouldn't do that.
313
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,312
Guards! Guards!
314
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,696
Maybe you were right.
315
00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:13,488
They must be crossed immediately.
316
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:15,948
What about her?
317
00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:18,280
She is still useful.
318
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:23,877
She'll serve well as we teach her people
a lesson in monotheism.
319
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,713
Your people will be mine, goddess.
320
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,474
I get your point.
321
00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,301
Get rid of these three.
322
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:40,973
What about her?
323
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,771
I said three.
324
00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:53,778
I...
325
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,326
Am your god!
326
00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:01,748
We believed in you!
327
00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,244
For that, you betrayed us!
328
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:07,079
I...
329
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,749
Am godan...
330
00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:14,503
Man...
331
00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:17,343
God.
332
00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:20,684
You're a man!
333
00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:24,396
And you're dying!
334
00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:18,530
I mastered your god. Accept me.
335
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:21,487
Now!
336
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,151
Suckers.
337
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:27,018
Don't you think we've gone far enough?
338
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,865
All they had to do
was go through the forest.
339
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:31,773
No one ever walked out
of this forest alive.
340
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:37,696
Then why are we here?
341
00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:40,115
Because that's the way it has to be.
342
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:42,943
You're not making any sense.
343
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,280
Shanda, this has nothing to do with sense.
344
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,553
You need this?
345
01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:12,605
Not from you, I don't.
346
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,126
What's wrong?
347
01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:35,621
I don't know...
348
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:39,041
But something is.
349
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,837
You go on ahead.
350
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,899
Yeah, I know what you mean.
351
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,283
Hey, I...
352
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,585
I got it. Help!
353
01:01:58,006 --> 01:01:59,246
I got it!
354
01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:02,757
I got it!
355
01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:05,635
Tom! Help!
356
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:06,882
Help!
357
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,776
Who are you?
358
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,278
Who is your god?
359
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,909
Are you male or female?
360
01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,910
That we can find out in a second.
361
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,498
Look.
362
01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:54,927
Come on! Run!
363
01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:40,688
- Come on!
- Let go.
364
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,054
Thank you, my dear Rudolph.
365
01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:02,771
He will make a splendid addition
to our collection.
366
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,564
Put him over there.
367
01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:24,158
You may go to sleep now, Rudolph.
368
01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:25,960
Our friends aren't going anywhere.
369
01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:29,550
Where's Tom?
370
01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:31,424
What did you do with Tom?
371
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:42,098
Unless one of the sweet girls' name
is Tom, we have no Tom here.
372
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,403
Naughty boy.
373
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,527
What are you doing?
374
01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:12,419
What do you want with us, fat man?
375
01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:17,592
You are a superior specimen. I might try
some breeding experiments with you.
376
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:44,830
I'm glad you're reasonable.
377
01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:16,609
- If you let me go, I'll reward you.
- There's nothing I really need, dumb girl.
378
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:19,357
There is something you could use, rabel.
379
01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:22,072
Well, you know my name. I'm flattered.
380
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,615
What is it that I need?
381
01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,288
The eurich crystal.
382
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,081
You can't! You're not allow...
383
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,417
What do you say?
384
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:31,620
The eurich crystal.
385
01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:32,954
Only two of its kind.
386
01:07:33,258 --> 01:07:35,624
One of them is owned by erraton,
god of the norks.
387
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,004
- The other belongs to...
- Me.
388
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,508
I can send her to get it.
389
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:43,431
This is an interesting proposal.
390
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,842
Very well. Rudolph.
391
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,829
Don't get any funny ideas,
or your goddess will cross immediately.
392
01:08:58,509 --> 01:08:59,919
What're you doing?
393
01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:55,055
He's waking up.
394
01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:01,405
Come on!
395
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:04,651
Rudolph!
396
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:15,742
It's coming out the drain.
397
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,267
Let me out! Let me out!
398
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,440
Help!
399
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:40,809
How do we get out of here?
400
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,274
How do we get out?
401
01:10:50,455 --> 01:10:52,446
We can open this. Open!
402
01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,673
You think this is bad, eh?
You think this is bad?
403
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,383
You shoulda seen the unabridged version.
404
01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,158
And this is xenon's push into
the first pennant drive of the season.
405
01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:01,352
On the opening lineup,
it's xenon on first, on second xenon,
406
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,015
and, of course, on third xenon.
407
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,522
And let's not forget
last year's season favorite...
408
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,237
Xenon.
409
01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:15,407
Where do you think you're going there,
boy?
410
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:18,035
Say, that's a mighty big weapon
for a boy your size.
411
01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:20,491
You know,
I just love a boy with a big weapon.
412
01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:22,001
Who does your hair?
413
01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:25,501
I must insist.
May I see your passport, please?
414
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,089
Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?
415
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:31,920
Any agricultural... products?
416
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,431
This is highly irregular.
417
01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:42,013
Where do you think you're going there,
young boy?
418
01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,184
Put 'em up, put 'em up.
419
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,091
What, you think you're tough?
Think you're a tough guy?
420
01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:51,197
Come on. You gotta be kidding.
421
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,195
You can't come on.
422
01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:54,947
And you will not cross the bridge
423
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:58,871
because you were not ordered
to cross the bridge!
424
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,619
Is that very clear...
425
01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:10,583
Rise and shine.
426
01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,681
You dirty rat.
I'll get you for that, see?
427
01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,304
You killed my brother.
428
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:33,241
Wow.
429
01:13:33,326 --> 01:13:35,032
All right! Yeah.
430
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:36,943
Okay. Let's go.
431
01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:38,949
It promises to be quite a game
this afternoon.
432
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:42,991
Don't be in such a hurry.
433
01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,117
Trying to cut out on us?
434
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:47,328
That's a joke, son. I say, that's a joke.
435
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:50,456
Hey, hey, hey.
436
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,378
Have I ever seen,
437
01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,800
and I must say, I have never seen
438
01:13:57,892 --> 01:14:00,599
such an amazing display of...
439
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,637
Got to be the rough guy, huh?
440
01:14:04,732 --> 01:14:05,732
Hey.
441
01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:47,471
Tom!
442
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:01,239
Tom!
443
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:23,970
Green acres is the place to be
444
01:15:24,061 --> 01:15:27,804
farm living is the life for me
445
01:15:27,898 --> 01:15:31,231
land spreading out so far and wide
446
01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:33,775
keep Manhattan
just give me that countryside
447
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:38,193
New York is where I'd rather stay
448
01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:41,401
I get allergic smelling hay
449
01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:44,737
I just adore a penthouse view
450
01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:47,369
darling, I love you
but give me park Avenue
451
01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:50,830
the chores
452
01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:52,753
the stores
453
01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:54,414
fresh air
454
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,748
Times Square
455
01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:57,591
you are my wife
456
01:15:57,678 --> 01:15:59,168
good-bye, city life
457
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,713
green acres, we are...
458
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:30,659
I'm a yankee doodle dandy
459
01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:33,665
a yankee doodle, do or die
460
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:35,417
a real life...
461
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:36,735
Have you been standing here long?
462
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:39,571
Are you wearing something under that,
or is that just a flea in my eyebrow?
463
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,381
Don't tell me. Aquarius, right?
464
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,008
I'm a gemini myself. That means I...
465
01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,760
Did you see anyone come through?
466
01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:46,431
Come through. Come through.
467
01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:48,999
A nice shiksa girl like yourself,
and you want to come through?
468
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:50,957
What's the matter?
This one isn't good enough for you?
469
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:53,472
You are a rogue and a ruffian, sir.
470
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:56,146
And he goes down right away, eh?
471
01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:58,273
Say, sailor, new in town?
472
01:16:58,364 --> 01:17:00,104
Oh, yes, beat me. Slice me.
473
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,565
Show me I'm real.
474
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,900
Halt!
475
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,870
Turning yellow on me, are you, boy?
Turning yellow.
476
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:10,369
Say, how about we get rid of this creep,
and you and I could go back to my bed?
477
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,745
You know, I got these buildings...
478
01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:14,998
And you call yourself a soldier?
479
01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:17,504
I killed more men in...
480
01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:20,549
Let's go.
481
01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:32,978
Don't use your sword!
482
01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:37,853
I don't take a fall for anybody.
483
01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:39,310
Ain't nobody's fall man.
484
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:44,572
What was that?
485
01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:46,320
A bomb.
486
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:47,912
A what?
487
01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:49,866
A bomb.
488
01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:52,201
What's a bomb?
489
01:18:31,415 --> 01:18:32,871
Is this it?
490
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,706
We're close.
491
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,208
Attention all norks.
492
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:45,172
Due to gas warnings, your scheduled
briefing will be held at k side.
493
01:19:30,224 --> 01:19:33,466
Watering to report
to checkpoints b and m.
494
01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:37,470
Bring change for 13 type al1-2.
495
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:07,375
Attention, force 2,
weapons control has been canceled.
496
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,509
Attention, all battle units.
497
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,889
Hostile elements reported on north side.
498
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,644
No female sighted.
499
01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,976
You may engage and destruct.
500
01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:30,272
I'll kill the bastards for this.
501
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,333
Medical officer Willis.
502
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:27,333
River lands are now certified
out-of-bounds...
503
01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:29,624
Unidentified contamination located.
504
01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:12,708
Sit down.
505
01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:08,764
This is the life of the norks.
506
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,646
Food, women, and war.
507
01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:14,444
Nothing better on the face of this earth.
508
01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:18,528
Now you have an opportunity to be a nork.
509
01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:25,164
Out of the 12 of you, only two will be
allowed to join our ranks.
510
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:29,209
Only the two strongest,
smartest, toughest,
511
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,624
deadliest sons of bitches will make it.
512
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:35,047
The rest of you will cross.
513
01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:40,672
You came here of your own free will
to our monthly challenge.
514
01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:44,600
This is your last chance to withdraw.
515
01:23:45,229 --> 01:23:48,596
I will give you ten seconds
to make a decision.
516
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:50,689
One...
517
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:52,860
Two...
518
01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:55,231
Three...
519
01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:57,525
Four...
520
01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,735
Five...
521
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,530
Six...
522
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:04,952
Seven...
523
01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:07,490
Eight...
524
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:10,000
Nine...
525
01:24:11,755 --> 01:24:13,666
I wish to withdraw.
526
01:24:13,757 --> 01:24:14,792
Go ahead.
527
01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:26,300
Anybody else?
528
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:30,388
All right, enjoy yourselves.
529
01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:17,355
We are ready.
530
01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:37,955
It's her.
531
01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:41,629
Settle down.
532
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:01,113
Gol
533
01:27:29,453 --> 01:27:31,910
Kill! Kill!
534
01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:40,728
Tom! I thought you were dead.
535
01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:43,185
- Hardly.
- Tom!
536
01:28:47,531 --> 01:28:48,531
Look, it's a woman.
537
01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:55,412
Halt.
538
01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:03,285
You have violated the nork ritual,
goddess of the eurich.
539
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,498
You will now pay dearly
for your transgression.
540
01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:08,916
How?
541
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:13,128
At dawn,
my warriors will attack your sector.
542
01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:19,594
By sunset, your people will be my slaves.
543
01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:22,270
The eurich will be no more.
544
01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:23,434
Never!
545
01:29:30,407 --> 01:29:31,863
Run, goddess.
546
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:34,065
I spare your life.
547
01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:37,866
But your people are doomed.
548
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:06,557
It is no use. The sun is up.
I cannot warn my people in time.
549
01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:08,266
What do you want to do?
550
01:30:09,571 --> 01:30:10,936
I'm gonna fight it out here.
551
01:30:11,031 --> 01:30:13,864
You climb down to the river.
They'll never follow you there.
552
01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:15,360
Cross, for sure.
553
01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:18,243
- I have no choice.
- All right, let's get going.
554
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:24,916
That's not very smart.
555
01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:27,085
Maybe.
556
01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:29,458
You go on.
557
01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:08,001
Here.
558
01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:11,709
Take care of yourself, now.
559
01:31:16,388 --> 01:31:18,504
What is this? Let's get going!
560
01:31:33,488 --> 01:31:34,568
Come on!
561
01:31:43,790 --> 01:31:45,155
Open it up!
562
01:33:04,954 --> 01:33:05,954
Are you crazy?
563
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:51,706
What do you think?
564
01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:54,079
About what?
565
01:33:54,504 --> 01:33:55,869
Come on. You like her.
566
01:33:58,174 --> 01:33:59,584
Yeah, I do.
567
01:34:21,906 --> 01:34:23,442
You don't have to stay.
568
01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:25,617
I know.
569
01:34:30,623 --> 01:34:31,623
Norks!
570
01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:10,902
Ambush!
571
01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:12,331
Dismount!
572
01:35:12,415 --> 01:35:13,996
Attack!
573
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,210
Auxiliary!
574
01:35:24,302 --> 01:35:26,509
Into positions! Charge!
575
01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:31,764
The bridge! Take aim! Shoot!
576
01:35:35,271 --> 01:35:36,602
Give me those arrows.
577
01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:38,225
Shoot!
578
01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:42,900
- Throw the bombs!
- What're they doing?
579
01:35:43,696 --> 01:35:44,731
Launch it!
580
01:35:48,201 --> 01:35:49,691
Second wave.
581
01:35:50,078 --> 01:35:51,488
Stand by!
582
01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:52,910
Throw!
583
01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:03,914
What is this?
584
01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:05,008
It's smoke, dummy.
585
01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:06,837
Force one!
586
01:36:06,928 --> 01:36:08,509
Yeah!
587
01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:11,053
Cross formations! Charge!
588
01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:13,798
- Charge!
- Now!
589
01:36:17,146 --> 01:36:18,226
Forward!
590
01:36:19,941 --> 01:36:21,477
Charge!
591
01:36:21,567 --> 01:36:23,478
Charge!
592
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:27,945
Shoot them!
593
01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:31,691
Force three!
594
01:37:13,619 --> 01:37:15,280
Swarm, troops!
595
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:17,282
Gol
596
01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:22,618
what's the matter with you?
You afraid of three people?
597
01:37:23,421 --> 01:37:25,662
Get up there. Attack!
598
01:37:26,716 --> 01:37:27,796
Get up there.
599
01:37:28,885 --> 01:37:30,546
Come on, norks!
600
01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:32,672
- Let's get 'em.
- Let's go!
601
01:37:33,056 --> 01:37:34,421
Let's kill them!
602
01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:40,430
How many they got left?
603
01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:42,557
- Another ten.
- We'll never make it.
604
01:37:45,026 --> 01:37:46,562
How many arrows we got?
605
01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:48,477
Three.
606
01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:52,689
Attack!
607
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:01,917
Dismount!
608
01:38:11,803 --> 01:38:13,134
After them!
609
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,636
We'll meet next time, goddess!
610
01:38:24,941 --> 01:38:26,397
Are you okay?
611
01:38:26,484 --> 01:38:27,724
Yeah.
612
01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,150
What happened to you?
613
01:38:30,363 --> 01:38:31,443
I don't believe this.
614
01:39:26,627 --> 01:39:28,037
You take care of yourself, huh?
615
01:39:28,546 --> 01:39:30,127
I'll take care of him.
616
01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:40,194
You coming?
617
01:40:44,413 --> 01:40:45,619
Yeah.
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