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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,385 --> 00:00:03,129 Two balls and two strikes on Hernandez. 2 00:00:03,153 --> 00:00:05,087 And there's a well-placed bunt! 3 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:07,468 Why did he hit the ball like that? 4 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:10,681 So that is called a bunt. It's uh, it's tactical. 5 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,617 It allows the guy on first to get over to second. 6 00:00:12,641 --> 00:00:14,909 Okay. Who came up with the word "bunt"? 7 00:00:15,218 --> 00:00:17,254 Sounds like something you'd need to see a surgeon for. 8 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:20,057 David, this is an important game. 9 00:00:20,082 --> 00:00:21,459 You told me you could get into this. 10 00:00:21,483 --> 00:00:23,070 I was referring to the pizza. 11 00:00:24,095 --> 00:00:25,896 But, also, the game. 12 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:29,850 What do we have here? 13 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:32,272 I seem to have stumbled into some sort 14 00:00:32,297 --> 00:00:33,789 of gentlemen's cavern. 15 00:00:33,814 --> 00:00:36,219 Hey, thanks for letting me stay here tonight, Mrs. Rose, 16 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,679 When David told me he wanted to install 17 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,273 a Japanese toilet at my place, 18 00:00:39,365 --> 00:00:41,232 he neglected to mention that it would involve 19 00:00:41,271 --> 00:00:43,445 - taking out a wall. - It was in the email. 20 00:00:43,470 --> 00:00:45,867 Also, you will be thanking me when you experience the heated, 21 00:00:45,892 --> 00:00:47,626 motion-sensor toilet seat. 22 00:00:47,651 --> 00:00:49,851 So, David, I take it you'll be employed as cheerleader 23 00:00:49,876 --> 00:00:52,802 for whatever televised sporting event 24 00:00:52,827 --> 00:00:55,179 is unfolding for the remainder of the day? 25 00:00:55,204 --> 00:00:58,907 Alas, this is Patrick's day. We're doing what Patrick wants. 26 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:00,800 - Yes! - Wow, 27 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,188 someone's enjoying their day! 28 00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:05,381 Sorry. Just... cleared the bases. 29 00:01:05,406 --> 00:01:09,552 It turns out Herb Ertlinger, the great fruit vintner, 30 00:01:09,577 --> 00:01:11,912 is rabid fan of the Crows movie - 31 00:01:11,937 --> 00:01:13,421 good luck finding someone who isn't - 32 00:01:13,446 --> 00:01:17,078 and he would like to name a wine after me. 33 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:18,921 - Oh my... - They should call it a... 34 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,828 a Moira Rosé. 35 00:01:20,853 --> 00:01:22,654 Yes, that's what he has in mind. 36 00:01:23,921 --> 00:01:27,036 Amazing! Congrats, Mrs. Rose! 37 00:01:27,061 --> 00:01:28,945 Mm. What news! 38 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:30,738 Yes, but he wants me to sample 39 00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:33,234 the fruits of his labor this very day! 40 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:37,246 Well, this seems like a very important moment in your life. 41 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,406 I only wish I could be there. 42 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:40,843 I can't go alone. 43 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,736 Well, unfortunately, 44 00:01:42,761 --> 00:01:44,968 I told my fiancé I'd watch the game with him... 45 00:01:44,993 --> 00:01:46,593 - Just go, David. - Okay. 46 00:01:49,305 --> 00:01:51,573 - Are you sure? - Yes. 47 00:01:51,598 --> 00:01:53,906 You guys might wanna rehearse a little more next time. 48 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:55,999 The extraction did feel a bit strained. 49 00:01:56,629 --> 00:01:59,565 - That was you. - Wha? 50 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,538 Love you. 51 00:02:02,563 --> 00:02:04,642 And a sigh of relief 52 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,945 for the beleaguered bullpen... 53 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:11,970 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 54 00:02:19,468 --> 00:02:21,343 There are my fierce women, 55 00:02:21,368 --> 00:02:23,007 ready to elevate their lives! 56 00:02:23,032 --> 00:02:25,033 I'm so glad you decided to come today. 57 00:02:25,058 --> 00:02:27,226 Well, you pushed pretty hard for it, Alexis. 58 00:02:27,251 --> 00:02:29,018 - You said you'd buy me lunch. - Mhmm. 59 00:02:29,043 --> 00:02:31,539 As Elevation's official regional brand ambassador 60 00:02:31,572 --> 00:02:33,741 and regional marketing invigorator, 61 00:02:33,766 --> 00:02:35,200 I need to ask you guys: 62 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:37,093 are you ready for a total physical 63 00:02:37,118 --> 00:02:39,052 and emotional transformation? 64 00:02:39,305 --> 00:02:42,474 - Nah, but I'll do your class. - Mm. 65 00:02:42,891 --> 00:02:44,033 I didn't know they'd make us change 66 00:02:44,058 --> 00:02:45,792 out of our own workout clothes. 67 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,451 Yeah, I kinda wish I knew that 68 00:02:47,476 --> 00:02:49,982 before I spent all that money on my LuLu Limes. 69 00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:52,775 - Okay. - I found a stain on my pants. 70 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,367 Are we sure that they clean these? 71 00:02:54,545 --> 00:02:56,179 - 'Kay, Stevie... - Alexis! 72 00:02:56,204 --> 00:02:57,890 It's wonderful to see all these new recruits 73 00:02:57,915 --> 00:02:59,582 you've brought for us today. 74 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,161 Leadership is thrilled with all of your hard work. 75 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:04,439 Oh my God, I'm blushing. 76 00:03:04,464 --> 00:03:06,931 Um, ladies, meet Citrus. 77 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,110 Citrus runs our East Coast wing, 78 00:03:09,135 --> 00:03:11,054 so we are very lucky to have him here today. 79 00:03:11,079 --> 00:03:12,528 You know, I should also tell you 80 00:03:12,553 --> 00:03:15,296 that he's been very impressed with all of the work 81 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,966 you've done for us these past few weeks. 82 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:18,877 I'm sorry, who's "he?" 83 00:03:19,415 --> 00:03:21,213 Oh, good point. Who's "he"? 84 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:24,060 Well, if you keep this up, you'll find out soon enough. 85 00:03:25,735 --> 00:03:28,454 Twyla, Stevie, Jocelyn, and Ronnie, 86 00:03:28,754 --> 00:03:30,313 have a great class. 87 00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:33,759 How does he know all of our names? 88 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:36,586 Am I crazy or is he really cute? 89 00:03:36,611 --> 00:03:38,797 Okay, ladies, are we ready to elevate? 90 00:03:38,822 --> 00:03:40,698 - Nah. - What if I just wait in the car 91 00:03:40,723 --> 00:03:42,634 until you're ready for lunch? 'Cause I'm just getting 92 00:03:42,659 --> 00:03:44,079 a really weird vibe from this place. 93 00:03:44,104 --> 00:03:45,938 Stevie, we've talked about this. 94 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:47,740 You are a businesswoman now and part of that means 95 00:03:47,764 --> 00:03:50,218 that you need to be like physically and mentally sharp. 96 00:03:50,243 --> 00:03:52,411 And also, I get paid for everyone that signs up, 97 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:53,669 so mm, mm, mm. 98 00:03:55,554 --> 00:03:59,866 All right, my Elevators, 99 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,979 we are ascending, not depending. 100 00:04:03,156 --> 00:04:04,723 All our troubles, all our worries, 101 00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:07,902 we're going to elevate above them. 102 00:04:07,927 --> 00:04:11,101 Can I get an 'oh yeah' if you're up on my level! 103 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,098 Class: Oh yeah! 104 00:04:13,123 --> 00:04:15,057 Stevie: Oh yeah... 105 00:04:22,313 --> 00:04:23,775 Hey, Johnny. 106 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:27,163 Listen, I don't wanna creep you out or anything, 107 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:29,281 but I was just peering into your son's bedroom... 108 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:31,149 Okay, not off to a good start, Roland. 109 00:04:31,174 --> 00:04:33,019 Well, do you know that Patrick's sitting in there 110 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:35,077 - all by himself? - Uh, yes, I'm aware. 111 00:04:35,102 --> 00:04:36,970 He's spending the night with us. 112 00:04:36,995 --> 00:04:39,461 Patrick is practically family now. 113 00:04:39,486 --> 00:04:41,520 Ah. Have you told him that? 114 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,726 Well, no, I haven't told him. 115 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:48,546 I mean, I haven't exactly said it out loud. 116 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:50,235 Yeah... I don't know, Johnny. 117 00:04:50,336 --> 00:04:52,137 Not having the big father/ son-in-law chat 118 00:04:52,162 --> 00:04:55,460 feels like a missed opportunity to lay down some laws. 119 00:04:55,485 --> 00:04:59,023 Maybe Patrick should get "the talk" from old Uncle Roland. 120 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,246 'Kay, nobody's having a talk with Uncle Roland. 121 00:05:01,271 --> 00:05:03,224 Look, everything is fine. 122 00:05:03,249 --> 00:05:06,297 If I feel like having a talk, I'll have a talk. 123 00:05:06,322 --> 00:05:07,665 Now, if you'll excuse me, 124 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:08,852 I have a few things to attend to. 125 00:05:08,877 --> 00:05:12,399 I remember when Jocelyn's dad gave me the talk. 126 00:05:12,424 --> 00:05:15,349 I mean, he was trying to talk me out of getting married, 127 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:17,337 but she was 9 months pregnant at the time, 128 00:05:17,362 --> 00:05:19,310 so he really didn't have a leg to stand on. 129 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:23,095 But I'll tell you, I could not get out of that sauna fast enough. 130 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,154 No way! 131 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,257 The kid's just in there by himself, Johnny. 132 00:05:28,282 --> 00:05:30,117 Something to think about. 133 00:05:34,908 --> 00:05:37,009 Okay, so how did this happen? 134 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:38,868 I'm shocked he'd give you a second chance 135 00:05:38,893 --> 00:05:40,627 after that train wreck of a commercial. 136 00:05:40,652 --> 00:05:42,899 Mark my words, David, Herb... 137 00:05:42,924 --> 00:05:44,079 - Ertlinger. - Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:44,104 --> 00:05:46,329 Won't be the last we see to clamber out of the woodwork 139 00:05:46,354 --> 00:05:48,772 now that I have a hit film on my hands. 140 00:05:48,797 --> 00:05:52,867 Spines tend to liquidate in the presence of success. 141 00:05:53,148 --> 00:05:54,961 Speaking of. 142 00:05:54,986 --> 00:05:56,553 Herb! 143 00:05:56,578 --> 00:05:58,416 ERT-linger. ERT. LINGER. 144 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,709 - Herb Ertlinger. - Nailed it first try. 145 00:06:02,378 --> 00:06:04,646 Hey, bygones be bygones about the TV spot. 146 00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:05,845 At least the print ad worked out. 147 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:07,313 Pretty hard to mess up one of those! 148 00:06:07,338 --> 00:06:09,048 Clearly you haven't seen the heartburn ads 149 00:06:09,073 --> 00:06:11,477 - she shot with Anne Geddes. - Herb, 150 00:06:11,502 --> 00:06:13,970 I would like to introduce you 151 00:06:14,177 --> 00:06:16,829 to a potential vendor. This is my son, David Rose. 152 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,188 I'm sure you've heard of Rose Apothecary? 153 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,814 I have not, no. 154 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,391 But I'd be happy to discuss a buy with... 155 00:06:23,532 --> 00:06:25,366 whatever store this is, 156 00:06:25,391 --> 00:06:27,826 - if it means something to you. - Okay. 157 00:06:27,851 --> 00:06:30,019 I think we might need to sample the product first. 158 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:31,378 Ah! 159 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:34,475 My wife and I got a real kick out of that Crows movie. 160 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:38,847 So we would love to make our Moira Rosé 161 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:41,188 an exclusive and limited release. 162 00:06:41,213 --> 00:06:42,853 This is what we're thinking for the label. 163 00:06:42,942 --> 00:06:44,809 Well, hello! 164 00:06:44,834 --> 00:06:47,634 Who is she and how do we get a mouthful of her?! 165 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,760 Now, it's important that you believe 166 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,056 in the product you're selling, 167 00:06:51,081 --> 00:06:52,749 so we have a few options: 168 00:06:52,774 --> 00:06:54,508 there's the strawberry-peach, 169 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,813 the ground fruits blend, 170 00:06:56,838 --> 00:07:01,337 and... a lovely banana rosé. Huh? 171 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:04,657 - Mmm. Rich in potassium. - Mm-hmm. 172 00:07:04,682 --> 00:07:06,884 So, uh, sample at your leisure. 173 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:08,696 I'll come back with some coffee grounds 174 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,221 and a cheese board. 175 00:07:10,659 --> 00:07:15,009 Again, we are so thrilled to have you here, Moira. 176 00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:18,074 Enjoy. Thank you so much. 177 00:07:19,764 --> 00:07:21,532 Poor thing. 178 00:07:21,557 --> 00:07:24,901 Okay. Here is to being able to share 179 00:07:24,926 --> 00:07:26,760 the perks of the industry with you. 180 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:27,958 Salut. 181 00:07:27,983 --> 00:07:29,718 Cheers. 182 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:35,190 Oh, I had my reservations about banana. 183 00:07:35,215 --> 00:07:37,283 Um, that's strawberry-peach. 184 00:07:37,377 --> 00:07:39,478 Oh dear, it tastes like Amoxicillin. 185 00:07:43,284 --> 00:07:45,747 This one's burning my throat. These are terrible! 186 00:07:45,795 --> 00:07:47,174 Well, we have to pick one, David. 187 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:48,916 Do we? You really want people associating your name 188 00:07:48,941 --> 00:07:51,510 with this... laundry detergent? 189 00:07:51,535 --> 00:07:53,284 I would never sell this at my store. 190 00:07:53,309 --> 00:07:54,876 Okay, enough. 191 00:07:57,098 --> 00:07:58,799 Whew. 192 00:07:58,824 --> 00:08:00,823 Now I'm getting notes of tomato. 193 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:03,552 Ugh. 194 00:08:03,577 --> 00:08:06,313 Bottom of the 8th, Tigers down by one. 195 00:08:06,388 --> 00:08:08,355 Great pitching duel today... 196 00:08:08,394 --> 00:08:10,329 Oh, hey, Mr. Rose. 197 00:08:11,112 --> 00:08:13,517 Patrick! Uh, yeah, I was gonna say hello, 198 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,721 I, uh, didn't wanna interrupt. 199 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,390 No, no, not at all. I'm just watching the game. 200 00:08:17,535 --> 00:08:19,169 Hey, do you want some pizza? 201 00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:22,383 Uh... yeah, I could go for some 'za. 202 00:08:23,566 --> 00:08:24,866 Ordered it a while ago, 203 00:08:24,891 --> 00:08:26,268 so it might be a bit cold by now, but... 204 00:08:26,293 --> 00:08:28,632 Oh, that's okay, cold pizza can be good. 205 00:08:28,828 --> 00:08:31,230 - Mm. - Hot pizza's good. 206 00:08:31,924 --> 00:08:34,726 Too-hot pizza - not so good. 207 00:08:34,991 --> 00:08:36,491 - I got that happening. - Yeah. 208 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,351 Oh, is this thin crust? 209 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:39,846 I think it's just regular. 210 00:08:39,871 --> 00:08:42,541 Oh yeah, well, I love a regular crust. 211 00:08:43,851 --> 00:08:45,156 Jackson on the mound. 212 00:08:45,181 --> 00:08:47,460 Yeah, cheese, tomato sauce, bread. 213 00:08:48,257 --> 00:08:51,246 Can't beat that combination. 214 00:08:51,271 --> 00:08:54,164 Here's the wind-up - and the pitch! 215 00:08:54,189 --> 00:08:56,890 You know, speaking of great combinations, you and David... 216 00:08:56,915 --> 00:08:58,416 - Oh! - Oh, uh... 217 00:08:58,441 --> 00:08:59,941 did we get another hit? 218 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:02,195 That's the other team, unfortunately. 219 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:05,140 Oh... boy. Almost got a glove on it, huh? 220 00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:06,666 That would've been good. 221 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:09,398 You know, I was gonna say, you and David... 222 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,758 Oh, he and Mrs. Rose went to some wine tasting thing. 223 00:09:11,783 --> 00:09:13,784 Oh, he went with Mrs. Rose, 224 00:09:13,809 --> 00:09:15,776 yeah, the woman I'm married to? 225 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:20,050 You know, I was just flashing on you and David... 226 00:09:20,075 --> 00:09:21,953 Oh, come on! This is not happening. 227 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,779 What is happening?! 228 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:27,256 Oh, you know, we, we can talk about this later. 229 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:30,194 It's not, it doesn't really matter. Fellas! 230 00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:31,632 Ugh! 231 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:34,124 Yes, Stevie! You're crushing it. 232 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,749 You're breaking through and I can see it! 233 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,668 Ronnie... 234 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,792 You too! 235 00:09:39,817 --> 00:09:42,148 - Twyla, where are we going? - Up! 236 00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:43,531 And what're we leaving behind? 237 00:09:43,556 --> 00:09:45,429 Class: Everything and everyone! 238 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:47,374 Yes! Push past those demons! 239 00:09:47,399 --> 00:09:51,062 Leave it behind you as we ascend to the gateway. 240 00:09:51,364 --> 00:09:54,460 - Jocelyn, do you see it? - I think so! 241 00:09:54,837 --> 00:09:57,781 And... class! 242 00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,341 Great job, everyone! 243 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,100 Women: 244 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,093 And remember, I wanna see all of you 245 00:10:04,118 --> 00:10:05,686 signing up for that gateway! 246 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:07,427 Good work. 247 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,515 Oh yeah, I feel amazing. 248 00:10:11,202 --> 00:10:13,103 Does anyone wanna sign up with me? 249 00:10:13,128 --> 00:10:13,968 I'm happy to share a tent! 250 00:10:13,993 --> 00:10:16,671 If babies are allowed, I am in. 251 00:10:17,476 --> 00:10:20,578 Consider me a convert. I'm gonna go grab a couple 252 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:23,257 of those Elevation Hydration bottles. 253 00:10:23,282 --> 00:10:25,483 So, Stevie, what did you think? 254 00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,952 Okay, yeah, I didn't hate it, 255 00:10:27,977 --> 00:10:29,874 but I mean, 256 00:10:29,899 --> 00:10:32,067 does anybody even know what "the gateway" is? 257 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:34,123 Um, well, I think it's pretty obvious... 258 00:10:36,952 --> 00:10:38,886 Although, if it'd make you feel better, 259 00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:40,311 I can totally like clarify 260 00:10:40,336 --> 00:10:42,137 some of the language with Citrus. 261 00:10:44,365 --> 00:10:47,000 Yeah. Um, hey! Citrus? 262 00:10:47,196 --> 00:10:48,624 Yeah? 263 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,904 Well, first of all, so great to finally experience 264 00:10:50,929 --> 00:10:52,312 what we're marketing. 265 00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:54,132 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Alexis. 266 00:10:54,157 --> 00:10:56,981 Although, from a marketing perspective, 267 00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:59,007 I think it'd be really helpful to just like... 268 00:10:59,032 --> 00:11:01,166 clarify some of the language that we're using. 269 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,754 Okay. Like what? 270 00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:04,921 Well, first of all, 271 00:11:04,946 --> 00:11:08,071 I noticed that you referred to, um, like "demons" a lot. 272 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,078 - Well, we all have demons! - Yes, and I get that. 273 00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,906 Carbs. Am I right? 274 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:16,945 Right. But I'm also talking about actual demons. 275 00:11:17,993 --> 00:11:19,414 Yes... 276 00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:21,574 Okay. I guess I'm just asking for the people 277 00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:22,897 signing up right now, um, 278 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:25,257 is the gateway like a symbol for something 279 00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:27,383 or is it like an actual gateway? 280 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,247 Oh! It's, it's a symbol. 281 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,607 Okay, good. 282 00:11:32,632 --> 00:11:36,078 But it's also a literal gateway into the sky. 283 00:11:37,078 --> 00:11:38,718 Gotcha. 284 00:11:38,743 --> 00:11:40,477 I hope that cleared everything up. 285 00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:43,451 - Totally. - Great. 286 00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:47,499 Jocelyn: I'm just signing up. I can't... 287 00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,891 Oh... it's gonna be good. 288 00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:55,982 Hey, Jocelyn? 289 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,527 Can I see that sign-up sheet for a sec? 290 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:59,229 Oh, I haven't finished filling out my social... 291 00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:00,264 Oh, that's okay. 292 00:12:00,289 --> 00:12:02,124 I'm just gonna go and destroy this right now, 293 00:12:02,149 --> 00:12:03,426 because I get the creeping suspicion 294 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:05,152 that this place is like, not okay. 295 00:12:05,364 --> 00:12:07,732 Like I feel like this is more than just a fitness class. 296 00:12:07,872 --> 00:12:10,288 - What do you think it is? - Um, I think it's a cult. 297 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,047 And like not the good kind. 298 00:12:12,072 --> 00:12:13,739 Not like when you go to India to follow 299 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,835 a long-haired, sexy man around for a couple months 300 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,262 and then come home with a bangin' yoga body. 301 00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:20,132 Yeah, if only someone had pointed out how weird this was 302 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,538 from the beginning. 303 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,375 Alexis, can I still go on the trip? 304 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:24,928 I'm not saying that I need it. 305 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,436 It's just last weekend I snuck Roland Jr. 306 00:12:27,461 --> 00:12:28,761 Into the ball room at Ikea, 307 00:12:28,786 --> 00:12:30,753 just so I could eat a meatball by myself. 308 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,715 No. No. No one is going on the trip. 309 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,116 And I am so sorry for making you guys sign up for this. 310 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,908 Well, I'm keeping the Hydration bottles. 311 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,886 I can just dump out the crystal water. 312 00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:42,013 Just a heads up, you guys, they're almost sold out 313 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,078 of the "nocturnal affirmation" cassette tapes, so... 314 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,904 - Twy... - Now I just need to buy 315 00:12:45,929 --> 00:12:47,995 one of their cassette players. Because you have to make sure 316 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:50,031 they're playing at the right speed when you're sleeping. 317 00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:52,616 Twy, this is a cult. I brought you to a cult. 318 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,802 Oh my gosh, did you not know that? 319 00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:56,837 My mom tried to take me to the gateway 320 00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,085 for spring break one year. 321 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,241 I just thought I was supporting your career. 322 00:13:00,508 --> 00:13:02,675 Ugh, how did I fall for this? 323 00:13:02,745 --> 00:13:05,469 Cults prey on sad, weak, vulnerable people. 324 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,014 I'll try not to take that personally. 325 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:09,384 I've just been so desperate to like throw myself into work, 326 00:13:09,408 --> 00:13:10,908 and I clearly missed all the signs 327 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,633 and now I've like endangered all of us. 328 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,559 Well, there's an exit sign right there. 329 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,491 Yup, but the arrow's pointing straight up. 330 00:13:18,303 --> 00:13:21,037 There was an emergency exit in the change room. 331 00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:24,398 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 332 00:13:24,423 --> 00:13:25,690 Yeah. 333 00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:33,865 Ugh! Okay, you know what? I'm making a blend. 334 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,076 Yes. Make us a nice Moira-lot... 335 00:13:36,101 --> 00:13:37,901 or a Moira Rose-ling. 336 00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:46,698 Hey, not to be too effusive, but I'd call that one potable. 337 00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:49,823 I have had worst things in my mouth. 338 00:13:49,848 --> 00:13:53,036 I'm so happy that I wrestled you away today 339 00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:55,729 for this oenological escapade. 340 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,970 I finally have you all to myself, David. 341 00:13:59,024 --> 00:14:02,278 When's the last time you and I had a whole day together 342 00:14:02,303 --> 00:14:04,805 with nary a care in the world? 343 00:14:04,906 --> 00:14:07,141 I mean, I am in the middle of planning a wedding, 344 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,001 while also building a successful retail empire. 345 00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:11,326 Yes, you are. 346 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,947 Then grant me this precious moment 347 00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:16,064 before there's a ring on your finger - 348 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,428 to say chin chin to you and your husband-to-be. 349 00:14:20,718 --> 00:14:22,785 This feels remarkably selfless. 350 00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:26,193 You and Patrick are two good grapes. 351 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:27,570 Hmm... 352 00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:29,129 Different notes, different tannins, 353 00:14:29,154 --> 00:14:33,405 but... together, you've managed to make one perfect blend. 354 00:14:34,235 --> 00:14:36,670 - Thank you. - That being said... 355 00:14:36,695 --> 00:14:39,949 - Oh my God. - If I may impart a... 356 00:14:40,428 --> 00:14:42,843 slice of marital sagacity: 357 00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:44,537 you and I, 358 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:47,338 we're two potent grapes. 359 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,416 You know, there's a lot of your father in Patrick. 360 00:14:49,441 --> 00:14:50,742 Don't need that. 361 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,601 But just because their notes are subtle 362 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,522 doesn't mean they require any less attention. 363 00:14:55,547 --> 00:14:57,668 Says the woman who literally convinced me 364 00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,727 to leave my partner alone at home, 365 00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:01,052 watching a baseball game. 366 00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,678 You know I'm right. 367 00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,132 Your father and I have produced beautiful wine together 368 00:15:05,157 --> 00:15:07,666 for over forty years. Ew. 369 00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:10,504 And I have absolutely no doubt 370 00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:11,996 that your relationship with Patrick 371 00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:14,808 is going to get even better with age. 372 00:15:16,301 --> 00:15:19,270 Okay, I hope we've landed on something, 373 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:21,367 because all I have left is this cherry ice wine 374 00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:23,431 and I think it might be corked. 375 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,910 Nope. My David has put together 376 00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:29,174 - a delicious blend right here. - Mmhmm-hmm! 377 00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:33,369 Ugh. No. That's not the one we picked. 378 00:15:33,394 --> 00:15:35,062 - Huh? - That's not the one we picked. 379 00:15:35,087 --> 00:15:36,921 What? Well, let's retrace our steps. 380 00:15:38,861 --> 00:15:41,951 - No. - How many combinations can there be? 381 00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:43,804 No. 382 00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:45,874 We'll be back to the ball game right after... 383 00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:47,909 Yeah, I guess I don't need to turn the volume down 384 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,178 - for these commercial breaks. - Oh, whatever works for you. 385 00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:54,081 It's just I thought you had something 386 00:15:54,106 --> 00:15:55,689 that you wanted to talk about? 387 00:15:55,714 --> 00:15:59,329 Oh, no, just wondering what the inflation was 388 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,255 on concessions these days, 389 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,648 'cause it's been years since I've been to a ball game. 390 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,507 Well, it's highway robbery. 391 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:08,408 Yeah, you got that right. 392 00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:11,399 It just sorta seemed like you wanted to talk about David 393 00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:12,853 for a second. 394 00:16:12,878 --> 00:16:14,392 Felt like that's where you were goin'. 395 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,718 No, I... 396 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,343 sure. Yeah, I can talk about David. 397 00:16:19,056 --> 00:16:20,965 Yeah, my son... 398 00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:25,392 Who, uh, you will be... 399 00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:28,439 walking down the aisle with very soon. 400 00:16:29,111 --> 00:16:31,627 Well, technically, you won't be walking with him... 401 00:16:31,652 --> 00:16:34,520 down the aisle, but... but um... 402 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,203 Mr. Rose, I don't wanna cut you off, 403 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,021 but um... 404 00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:45,201 I'm glad we have a minute to talk. 405 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:48,925 Because I, I hope it goes without saying that, 406 00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,802 as lucky as I feel to have met David, 407 00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:55,820 I also feel incredibly lucky to be joining your family. 408 00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:57,789 Huh. 409 00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:00,461 I love your son 410 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:04,406 and I will always do everything I can 411 00:17:04,469 --> 00:17:06,277 to respect him 412 00:17:06,454 --> 00:17:08,822 and to protect him from all of the things in life 413 00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:10,615 that can set him off. 414 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,217 And there are many, many things that can set him off... 415 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,548 Oh, I'm aware, yeah. 416 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:20,107 Um... oh boy, that... 417 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,141 pretty much covers it. 418 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,157 Uh, I was only gonna say that I... 419 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,215 I hope you treat him with... respect, 420 00:17:30,743 --> 00:17:32,546 which you just said you would, 421 00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:35,477 and, of course... I already knew it. 422 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,697 I'm glad we had this talk, Mr. Rose. 423 00:17:39,743 --> 00:17:42,159 Me too. Me too. 424 00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,327 All right. 425 00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:52,089 Iverson at the plate, 426 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,501 and here comes the pitch! 427 00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:56,337 - Iverson with a... - Oh... Oh! It's going... 428 00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:58,462 GOING! GONE! 429 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,107 Oh! 430 00:18:00,132 --> 00:18:02,809 - Whoa-ho! - Hey! 431 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,403 Wow! 432 00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:18,073 So, it was this one? 433 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,260 Um, let me just triple check. 434 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:25,823 No. No, it's not. 435 00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:27,768 Did it oxidize? 436 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,221 Is that why we can't recognize the tastes? 437 00:18:30,246 --> 00:18:33,541 Okay, if neither of you can remember which one it was, 438 00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:36,009 maybe we just, we just call this off. 439 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:40,126 The wife and I had reservations at the Elmdale Inn an hour ago. 440 00:18:40,151 --> 00:18:42,115 It was strawberry-radish. 441 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,808 We don't do anything with radishes. 442 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,143 Ooh, maybe you should. That sounds refreshing. 443 00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,136 We're not making a new wine! 444 00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:49,899 There's no need to raise your voices, Herbert. 445 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:53,927 Okay, speaking of Herbert, is it Herbert or Erbert? 446 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,768 Like when people say Herb or Erb? 447 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:59,237 I took the liberty of calling your husband, Moira, 448 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:02,235 because somebody has to drive you two home 449 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,161 and it's certainly not going to be me. 450 00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:07,435 Our designated grapes! 451 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,881 Well, I see the sampling went well. 452 00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:11,448 Okay. 453 00:19:11,473 --> 00:19:13,073 We couldn't find a wine. 454 00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:15,401 Well, it sorta smells like you... found all the wine. 455 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:16,693 - What? - Yeah... 456 00:19:16,718 --> 00:19:20,102 Mr. Ertlinger, I hope this doesn't stand in the way of... 457 00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:21,388 our doing business. 458 00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:23,447 Your wife ensured that that won't be happening. 459 00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:26,344 Between the two of them they could not find a single wine 460 00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:28,328 they were willing to put Moira's name on. 461 00:19:28,353 --> 00:19:30,988 - I said radish! - We... 462 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,735 Could you please escort your family out of here? 463 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,761 I am very late for a dinner! 464 00:19:36,938 --> 00:19:40,310 I am offering a major apology if that'll help. 465 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,636 Okay. I take it keys are in your purse, Moira? 466 00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:47,662 - Es in a Nokia... - I'm gonna uh... 467 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,622 - I'm gonna start the car. - Okay, great! 468 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,151 - Yeah. - What?! 469 00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:05,880 How was your class, Alexis? 470 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,165 Um, it was a big success. Thank you for asking. 471 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:10,695 Everyone had a great time 472 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,640 and the clients were like super impressed. 473 00:20:12,665 --> 00:20:14,010 Oh, that's good. 474 00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:15,916 I wonder if that means they'll give you priority boarding 475 00:20:15,941 --> 00:20:17,401 - when you enter the gateway? - Oh my God, 476 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,227 Stevie did this, didn't she? 477 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,460 Now, do the step machines actually lift off the ground, 478 00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:24,151 or are the step machines just there to help you practice 479 00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,344 for when you walk onto the spaceship? 480 00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:28,064 Come on, David, she didn't know. 481 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:29,890 - Thank you! - But now that you do, 482 00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:31,949 does it just make the journey to the gateway 483 00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:33,970 - that much more meaningful? - Okay, you know what? 484 00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:37,110 Honestly, this whole situation is starting to gross me out. 485 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,591 It's like I'm sharing a room with my twin brothers who kiss. 486 00:20:39,692 --> 00:20:41,478 - Mm! - Mm... 487 00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:44,238 Well, look at this! 488 00:20:44,263 --> 00:20:47,440 We have a full house here. 489 00:20:47,742 --> 00:20:50,921 - Just came in to say goodnight. - That's not necessary. 490 00:20:50,946 --> 00:20:53,514 - John! Open, please! - Yeah. 491 00:20:54,343 --> 00:20:56,817 Hey! I like sleepovers! 492 00:20:56,842 --> 00:20:59,129 Anyone think I might like a sleepover? 493 00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,788 Alexis: Ew... Ew! 494 00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:03,424 Johnny: You know, spending a little extra time together 495 00:21:03,449 --> 00:21:05,450 is not such a bad idea since we're... 496 00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:08,095 losing Alexis soon to the gateway. 497 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:11,024 - OH MY GOD-DUH! - A simple mistake, honey. 498 00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:12,800 So does this happen every night? 499 00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:15,159 - Um, no. No, it doesn't. - Oh... 500 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,338 Alexis: Uh, okay. 501 00:21:17,565 --> 00:21:19,699 Mm! Stop! 502 00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:24,724 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 37435

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