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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,198 --> 00:00:23,731 This is gonna be tough. 2 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:28,636 Um... my sister means a lot to me. 3 00:00:31,107 --> 00:00:33,141 I feel incredibly lucky and blessed to have you 4 00:00:33,143 --> 00:00:35,777 not only as my daughter but as my very best friend. 5 00:00:35,779 --> 00:00:37,445 Oh. 6 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:39,614 While Devery was growing up, many doubted 7 00:00:39,616 --> 00:00:41,382 that the words "Devery" and "wedding"... 8 00:00:42,685 --> 00:00:45,453 ...would ever be used simultaneously. 9 00:00:47,223 --> 00:00:50,124 If there's one important lesson my parents have taught me 10 00:00:50,126 --> 00:00:52,493 to a great life and a happy marriage, 11 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:54,762 it's to always have a drink in your hand. 12 00:00:56,466 --> 00:00:59,067 And since Seth is one of my best friends 13 00:00:59,069 --> 00:01:01,235 and you just embarrassed Seth, 14 00:01:01,237 --> 00:01:03,738 I got his back, and I'm about to embarrass Jillian. 15 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:07,375 And I saw Camille laugh, then I knew you were the one. 16 00:01:07,377 --> 00:01:10,078 God bless you both. I love you. 17 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,080 I would like to propose a toast. 18 00:01:12,082 --> 00:01:14,315 - Raise your glasses. - Cheers. 19 00:01:14,317 --> 00:01:15,416 Cheers. 20 00:01:15,418 --> 00:01:16,451 Cheers. 21 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:23,224 So... 22 00:01:23,226 --> 00:01:26,260 here you are... getting married. 23 00:01:26,262 --> 00:01:27,462 Ugh. 24 00:01:29,499 --> 00:01:31,365 You always said I'd be the first to go, 25 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:34,669 but... I guess this makes sense. 26 00:01:34,671 --> 00:01:38,106 It's just like the sleepovers we used to have. 27 00:01:38,108 --> 00:01:39,674 We were young... 28 00:01:39,676 --> 00:01:41,509 - but we were kings. - Ben. 29 00:01:41,511 --> 00:01:43,778 A group of guys trying to stay up as late as we could. 30 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:46,280 Nothing could make us surrender our freedom. 31 00:01:46,282 --> 00:01:47,315 - Ben. - Yes. Alice. 32 00:01:47,317 --> 00:01:49,117 Sorry, but I have a question. 33 00:01:49,119 --> 00:01:51,119 Why is this whole thing about sleeping children? 34 00:01:51,121 --> 00:01:52,787 It's an allegory. Can you just let me finish? 35 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:55,790 Oh! Okay. Well, as an allegory, then this is amazing. 36 00:01:55,792 --> 00:01:57,191 You promised you'd be supportive. 37 00:01:57,193 --> 00:01:58,726 I am! I just told you it's amazing. 38 00:01:58,728 --> 00:02:00,495 Keep going. 39 00:02:00,497 --> 00:02:03,865 See, there are a couple of phases to every sleepover. 40 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:05,833 First there's the beginning of the night, 41 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,435 when everything's perfect 42 00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:09,437 and it seems like no one's ever going to bed. 43 00:02:09,439 --> 00:02:12,707 Then a few guys pass out, and everyone makes fun of them 44 00:02:12,709 --> 00:02:14,275 for being weak and soft. 45 00:02:14,277 --> 00:02:15,877 - Soft? - Okay. 46 00:02:15,879 --> 00:02:20,214 But slowly, the rest pass out, and before you know it, 47 00:02:20,216 --> 00:02:23,885 it's down to you and one other person. 48 00:02:23,887 --> 00:02:26,687 That was always me and Matt. 49 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,723 Brothers in arms. 50 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,259 Well, that was fuckin' weird. 51 00:02:31,261 --> 00:02:32,693 All right. The speech is good. 52 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,663 - You're just being a dick. - Um, I'm sorry, Ben. 53 00:02:35,665 --> 00:02:38,299 Do you know what a best-man's speech is? 54 00:02:38,301 --> 00:02:41,903 It is one man's heartfelt truth spoken publicly to another man 55 00:02:41,905 --> 00:02:43,704 who happens to be getting married 56 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,606 and leaving me behind forever. 57 00:02:45,608 --> 00:02:47,308 - Eesh. - I'm fine. 58 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:48,809 - Yeah? - I know how that sounded. 59 00:02:48,811 --> 00:02:50,444 I'm fine. I'm happy for Matt. 60 00:02:50,446 --> 00:02:52,446 - Clearly. - No, I-I really am. 61 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:55,183 And plus, I got someone to look forward to. 62 00:02:55,185 --> 00:02:56,517 Jess Ramsey's in the house tonight. 63 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:57,785 Who? 64 00:02:57,787 --> 00:03:00,555 Jess Ramsey. You know who she is. 65 00:03:00,557 --> 00:03:02,723 Remember she came to visit our dorm freshman year? 66 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,625 She almost spent the night in my room. 67 00:03:04,627 --> 00:03:06,527 We did that play in high school where we had to kiss, 68 00:03:06,529 --> 00:03:08,696 but then, at the after-party, we actually kissed. 69 00:03:08,698 --> 00:03:10,198 I'm really sorry, Ben. 70 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,666 I must have cleared out the memory of her 71 00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:13,201 to make space for something else. 72 00:03:13,203 --> 00:03:15,603 - Okay. This has been great. - I agree. 73 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:17,772 But I think it's time for you to go back to your room. 74 00:03:17,774 --> 00:03:19,207 I don't like my room. 75 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:20,508 I got to get to my best-man duties. 76 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,276 - Come on. - Duties? What duties? 77 00:03:22,278 --> 00:03:24,278 Pictures, mingling. There's a lot of mingling. 78 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,314 - Well, I've got zero duties. - Come on. 79 00:03:26,316 --> 00:03:27,648 Ben, I'm trying to help you, okay? 80 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:30,384 A wedding speech is just making people laugh. 81 00:03:30,386 --> 00:03:31,886 This Ramsey girl doesn't want to hear 82 00:03:31,888 --> 00:03:34,255 your weird, jealous sendoff for Matt. 83 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,890 I'm not jealous. 84 00:03:35,892 --> 00:03:37,892 You're a little jelly. 85 00:03:37,894 --> 00:03:39,727 You're a little jellybean. Boop-boop-beep. 86 00:03:39,729 --> 00:03:41,462 Okay. Bye, Alice. 87 00:03:41,464 --> 00:03:42,630 Okay. Bye. 88 00:03:42,632 --> 00:03:43,998 Your speech sucked. 89 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,434 Just tell them a funny story. 90 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:48,769 You'll thank me later. 91 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,638 Fuck. 92 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,909 But somehow Amanda still thought Matt was attractive after that. 93 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:01,449 So I'd like to raise a glass... 94 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,885 ...to Matt and Amanda. 95 00:04:04,887 --> 00:04:06,887 I love you guys so much. Congratulations. 96 00:04:10,593 --> 00:04:12,994 - Great speech. - Thank you. Appreciate it. 97 00:04:12,996 --> 00:04:15,863 Dude, get over here. That was amazing. 98 00:04:15,865 --> 00:04:17,665 - Thank you so much! - You liked it? You liked it? 99 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,333 - Loved it. - Oh, good. 100 00:04:19,335 --> 00:04:20,601 That was so good, Ben! 101 00:04:20,603 --> 00:04:21,936 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Of course. 102 00:04:21,938 --> 00:04:23,437 Oh, it was so good. 103 00:04:23,439 --> 00:04:25,406 I can't believe you told the hot dog story. 104 00:04:25,408 --> 00:04:26,707 I had to tell it. 105 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:28,609 I'm sure Bubbe loved the hot dog story. 106 00:04:28,611 --> 00:04:30,311 - I think she kind of did. - She had to hear it. 107 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,879 - Maybe? - All right. 108 00:04:31,881 --> 00:04:33,948 Let's get that bride and groom out on the dance floor. 109 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:35,816 We'll see you in a second. 110 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:38,519 Yes. Go. Go. Have fun. 111 00:04:44,727 --> 00:04:46,894 - Oh. Thanks, guy. - Dude, great speech. 112 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:49,563 Thank you. Thank you. 113 00:04:49,565 --> 00:04:52,366 There he is. Best speech of the night. 114 00:04:52,368 --> 00:04:53,901 Yeah. Thanks, guys, really. 115 00:04:53,903 --> 00:04:55,569 Oh! 116 00:04:55,571 --> 00:04:57,805 Looks like it wasn't such a bad speech after all. 117 00:04:57,807 --> 00:05:00,941 You changed the whole thing 'cause of me. 118 00:05:00,943 --> 00:05:02,610 I saved the speech. 119 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:04,879 I'm a hero. Mm. 120 00:05:04,881 --> 00:05:07,782 Did you get blackout while I was up there? 121 00:05:07,784 --> 00:05:09,984 Did you get blackout when you were up there? 122 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:10,985 Fucking hell. 123 00:05:10,987 --> 00:05:13,087 Ben, that was so good. 124 00:05:13,089 --> 00:05:14,422 Oh, my God. Thanks, Kelly. 125 00:05:14,424 --> 00:05:16,490 - It was so sweet. - Really? It was? 126 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:17,858 Okay. 127 00:05:27,603 --> 00:05:29,704 Whoo. Watch out. 128 00:05:31,641 --> 00:05:33,107 Alice. 129 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:35,109 You're dancing all alone over here. 130 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:38,412 That's the name of my new book. 131 00:05:38,414 --> 00:05:39,613 Hey. Hey. I know. 132 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:41,415 I have been so completely wrapped up 133 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,050 in all this wedding shit. 134 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,618 I was meaning to call you. But I heard about you and Nate. 135 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,487 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, fine. 136 00:05:46,489 --> 00:05:48,522 Let's not talk about it here. 137 00:05:48,524 --> 00:05:50,858 Oh, my God. Anne! My God! 138 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:52,693 Congratulations! 139 00:05:52,695 --> 00:05:53,961 Ben King! 140 00:05:53,963 --> 00:05:55,496 Jess Ramsey. 141 00:05:55,498 --> 00:05:57,465 I have been trying to talk to you all night. 142 00:05:57,467 --> 00:05:58,733 Here's the thing. 143 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:00,368 I'm the best man, so I'm a little busy. 144 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:03,137 - I have a lot going on. - I noticed. I did. 145 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:05,806 - And the speech was so good. - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 146 00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:07,942 Yeah, thanks. Took us forever to write it. 147 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:09,577 - Oh, you helped with the speech? - Yeah. 148 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:11,379 - No. - Just the good parts, though. 149 00:06:11,381 --> 00:06:13,848 The pedophilia shit was all this guy. 150 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,751 Alice, I think there's another dance floor in the basement. 151 00:06:16,753 --> 00:06:18,085 What? 152 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:19,620 There's another dance floor in the basement. 153 00:06:19,622 --> 00:06:20,988 You should go find it. 154 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:23,124 You're a bad person. 155 00:06:24,894 --> 00:06:26,827 Is that your girlfriend? 156 00:06:26,829 --> 00:06:28,662 Her? N-No. No. That's just Alice. 157 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:30,664 She's my friend from college. 158 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:32,700 We're gonna slow things down here. 159 00:06:32,702 --> 00:06:34,602 Uh, shall we? 160 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:36,504 Oh. Sure. 161 00:06:36,506 --> 00:06:39,006 I got to warn you, I got some pretty great moves. 162 00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:42,910 - How you been? - Good. I've been good. 163 00:06:42,912 --> 00:06:44,812 You know, it's wedding season, so I've been kind of -- 164 00:06:44,814 --> 00:06:46,614 Depressed? Totally. 165 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:48,149 I was gonna say busy. 166 00:06:48,151 --> 00:06:50,050 Yes. Busy. Busy is the word. 167 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:51,719 - Yeah. - Ben! 168 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:53,888 Ben! 169 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:55,156 Oh. 170 00:06:55,158 --> 00:06:57,591 Looks like Alice found a new boyfriend. 171 00:06:57,593 --> 00:07:00,661 Ben, come touch this kid's arm. He's so soft. 172 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:03,497 She's not usually like this. She's going through a breakup. 173 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:06,467 Is she okay? I mean, should you go help her? 174 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,436 Um, I-I think she's fine. 175 00:07:08,438 --> 00:07:09,970 Ben, come touch him! 176 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,039 Oh, my God. It's gorgeous out here. 177 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,008 - Yeah. - I thought the inside was great. 178 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,976 Then I saw the outside and I'm like, 179 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,678 "What have I been doing inside?" 180 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,946 It's fantastic. 181 00:07:18,948 --> 00:07:21,482 Are you sure Alice is gonna be okay? 182 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,818 Yeah, yeah. She got in the shuttle back to the hotel. 183 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:26,821 As long as she can make her way to her room, she should be fine. 184 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,823 I feel like that might be a challenge for her. 185 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:31,792 Oh, it's definitely up for grabs. Yes. 186 00:07:31,794 --> 00:07:33,594 You totally could have stayed with her. 187 00:07:33,596 --> 00:07:35,463 I'm just gonna get a car and head home. 188 00:07:35,465 --> 00:07:37,965 No, no, no. I mean, I feel like I so rarely get to see you. 189 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,700 This was so great to just catch up. 190 00:07:39,702 --> 00:07:41,135 - Yeah. - Yeah. 191 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:42,870 Alice and I, we're not even really that close. 192 00:07:42,872 --> 00:07:44,905 She just needs a shoulder to cry on right now. 193 00:07:44,907 --> 00:07:46,607 And you get to be the lucky shoulder. 194 00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:50,845 Yeah. I feel really, um, blessed and honored. 195 00:07:50,847 --> 00:07:53,481 That's one of the many gifts of being at the singles' table. 196 00:07:53,483 --> 00:07:56,484 You get all the singles that come with it. 197 00:07:56,486 --> 00:07:58,252 Yeah. It sounds like you need a new table. 198 00:07:58,254 --> 00:08:00,521 Well, you got to be in a relationship for that. 199 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,889 That can't be a problem for you. 200 00:08:01,891 --> 00:08:04,158 You're cute and charming and funny. 201 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,160 - Go on. - Oh, stop. 202 00:08:08,164 --> 00:08:09,964 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. Oh, uh... 203 00:08:09,966 --> 00:08:11,565 I'm s-- Was that -- 204 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:12,800 Did I-- What just happened? 205 00:08:12,802 --> 00:08:14,034 Did I just do something horrible? 206 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,970 It's okay. Just, um, I'm engaged. 207 00:08:15,972 --> 00:08:19,840 Jesus. I... Okay. Was that there the whole time? 208 00:08:19,842 --> 00:08:21,242 - Yeah. - Okay. 209 00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:22,977 I guess I got to start looking out for those. 210 00:08:22,979 --> 00:08:24,612 Um, I'm so sorry. 211 00:08:24,614 --> 00:08:25,779 - I had no idea. - It's okay. 212 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:27,281 Uh, I should get a car, though, 213 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:29,650 'cause I have this crazy day tomorrow and I need to... 214 00:08:29,652 --> 00:08:31,886 Yeah. Yeah. For sure. 215 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:35,723 It was so nice seeing you, though. 216 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:38,192 Yeah! Yeah. This, um, this -- this was great. 217 00:08:38,194 --> 00:08:39,226 - Yep. - Yeah. 218 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,529 - Oh. - Okay. 219 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,831 Well... 220 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:46,267 - Yeah. Bye, Jess. See ya. - Bye, Ben. 221 00:08:51,974 --> 00:08:55,242 Oh, fuck, yeah. 222 00:08:59,115 --> 00:09:00,981 Oh, God. Oh. 223 00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:02,816 What are you doing? 224 00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:05,319 I'm catching up on old episodes of "Bones." 225 00:09:05,321 --> 00:09:08,122 - Oh, fuck! - How did you get in here? 226 00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:10,758 I stole one of your key cards this morning. 227 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,127 Well, that's just a huge violation of privacy. 228 00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:14,695 I'm sorry! 229 00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:16,096 Yeah. 230 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:18,332 How'd it go with blondie? 231 00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:19,767 I ate shit. 232 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:22,970 Went in for the kiss. Did not go well. 233 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:26,206 Apparently, she's engaged, because of course she is. 234 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:28,709 Though I feel a little led on 235 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:31,879 'cause she touches me a lot for someone with a fiancé. 236 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:35,249 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 237 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:36,283 Hey. 238 00:09:37,753 --> 00:09:39,119 All right? 239 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,321 What's wrong? 240 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:44,325 Is this a Nate thing? 241 00:09:44,327 --> 00:09:46,760 No, it's not a Nate thing! God! 242 00:09:46,762 --> 00:09:48,629 Okay, okay. 243 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:52,266 It's just why does everyone have to get married now? 244 00:09:52,268 --> 00:09:54,134 So it is a Nate thing. 245 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:57,371 My little sister's getting married before me. 246 00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:59,673 And I have four more to do this year. 247 00:09:59,675 --> 00:10:00,874 Four! 248 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:01,976 Yeah. 249 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:03,811 I got you beat. 250 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:05,613 Six. 251 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:09,016 I feel like once everybody saw 30 on the horizon, 252 00:10:09,018 --> 00:10:10,951 they were like, "Hey, guys. 253 00:10:10,953 --> 00:10:14,188 Um, you know what? I would like to get engaged." 254 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,390 - Hey, Ben? - Here. 255 00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:18,759 Will you come to Jason and Sarah's wedding with me 256 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:20,127 next weekend? 257 00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:22,830 Alice, I'm not looking to go to more of these. 258 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,898 I already told them I was bringing someone 259 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,266 when Nate and I were still together, 260 00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:29,203 and I really don't want to go alone. 261 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:33,807 There's gonna be a lot of cute girls there. 262 00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:35,009 You might meet someone, 263 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:37,144 someone even better than Jen Rimbly. 264 00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:39,813 Jess Ramsey, but yeah, I hear you. 265 00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:41,348 Please. 266 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,283 Please, Ben. 267 00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:47,955 I promise you're gonna meet someone, 268 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,423 and if you don't, 269 00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:51,959 I will pay someone to take care of you. 270 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,394 No. No deal. 271 00:10:53,396 --> 00:10:54,995 So we have a deal. 272 00:11:00,336 --> 00:11:01,935 Oh. 273 00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:04,104 Oh, shit. Um, okay. 274 00:11:04,106 --> 00:11:05,139 Here. Here. Here. 275 00:11:08,844 --> 00:11:10,210 Okay. Okay. 276 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,150 You're okay. 277 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,251 Hey. 278 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,387 Alice. 279 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:54,955 Aah! 280 00:11:54,957 --> 00:11:57,091 - You're home. - What the fuck? 281 00:11:58,194 --> 00:12:01,028 You're such an asshole. 282 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:04,364 ♪ Every night I'm down ♪ 283 00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:07,000 - Bye. - ♪ Got my face on the floor ♪ 284 00:12:08,404 --> 00:12:11,371 ♪ Where there once was sound ♪ 285 00:12:11,373 --> 00:12:13,974 ♪ There isn't anymore ♪ 286 00:12:13,976 --> 00:12:18,212 ♪ Now you're falling through ♪ 287 00:12:18,214 --> 00:12:21,749 ♪ The leak in your pool ♪ 288 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:25,853 ♪ I can see the stars ♪ 289 00:12:25,855 --> 00:12:27,955 ♪ Spinning over you ♪ 290 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:30,023 ♪ And falling too ♪ 291 00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:44,972 Y'ello. What's up, T.J.? 292 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:47,474 How are you, man? Um, listen. 293 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,042 I was wondering. 294 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:51,345 You and me tonight, going out like old times. 295 00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:53,080 What do you think? 296 00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:56,150 ♪ I was once a young man, but I'm not anymore ♪ 297 00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,985 Wait. Wait. What? 298 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,286 That's crazy! 299 00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:02,222 Since when are you in a relationship, dude? 300 00:13:02,224 --> 00:13:04,191 With -- With Dry Lips? 301 00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:06,960 No. You called her that, man. 302 00:13:06,962 --> 00:13:08,996 ♪ I can see the stars ♪ 303 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,331 All right. Well, cool. Let's chill soon, huh? 304 00:13:12,268 --> 00:13:14,134 Later. 305 00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:19,273 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 306 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,488 Hey, Dad. Uh, are you free tomorrow? 307 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:36,924 You want to meet up in the morning? 308 00:13:36,926 --> 00:13:39,493 Yeah, 7:00, uh, 7:00 works. 309 00:14:04,453 --> 00:14:06,286 Dad, you here? 310 00:14:07,857 --> 00:14:09,356 Stranger! Stranger! 311 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:11,291 Hey. Hey, guys. 312 00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:12,526 - Stranger! Stranger! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 313 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:14,161 I'm not -- I'm not a stranger. 314 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,596 Boys, boys, boys, boys! 315 00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:17,164 - Hey. - Mom, a stranger. 316 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,032 No, it's Ben. You know Ben. 317 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,200 - Hi, Ben. - Hi, Gina. 318 00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:21,635 Come here, sweetie. Come on. 319 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,937 Sorry. We had a little sleepover last night. 320 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:25,873 Chuck! You know what? 321 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,241 Your dad should be down in a minute. 322 00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,243 - He's a stranger. - He is not a stranger. 323 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,311 Come on, boys. We're gonna get some naps today. 324 00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:32,913 Um, Ben, it was good to see you. 325 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,481 - Good to see you, too, Gina. - Guys, come on. 326 00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,049 Let's not hit Mommy with the duck, okay? 327 00:14:36,051 --> 00:14:37,517 Dad? 328 00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:40,487 All right. Get ready for the magic. 329 00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:47,160 Am I on the green? 330 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,028 No. 331 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,429 Are you lying? 332 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,598 Yeah, Dad, I'm lying. 333 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,668 Oh, drat. 334 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,637 Don't say "drat." You're not 100. 335 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,406 I like "drat." It feels classic. 336 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:01,041 Oh. 337 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,409 - My God. - How's work? 338 00:15:02,411 --> 00:15:05,512 Yeah. It's, uh, it's fine. It's not great. 339 00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:07,514 Honestly, I'm thinking of moving on to something else, 340 00:15:07,516 --> 00:15:10,050 maybe getting into teaching, maybe writing. 341 00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:12,419 - Maybe astronaut? - Okay. 342 00:15:12,421 --> 00:15:14,388 I just don't think my heart's in this anymore, you know? 343 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,690 I miss the days when we were just a scrappy start-up. 344 00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:18,392 It's a job. 345 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:21,228 What is it with you young people having to love your work? 346 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,664 I don't have to love my work. It's just -- I don't know. 347 00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,233 It'd be great if I wasn't miserable while I was there. 348 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:29,002 Sometimes I wonder how you got so picky. 349 00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:30,704 You spoiled me? 350 00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:33,974 So it seems like Gina's been staying over a lot lately. 351 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,310 Yeah. That's getting pretty serious. 352 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,678 Oh. 353 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,347 - We are horrible today. - Yeah. 354 00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:42,416 What's uh, what's "pretty serious" mean? 355 00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:44,618 Well, I just proposed to her. 356 00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,586 What? 357 00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:48,288 Yeah. We're getting married end of October. 358 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:50,023 Jesus Christ! 359 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:51,625 When were you gonna tell me? 360 00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:53,293 Now. This is it -- me telling you. 361 00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:55,128 Dad, Gina's like half your age. 362 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,630 So? She makes me happy, Ben. 363 00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:58,465 Yeah. So did Mom once. 364 00:15:59,201 --> 00:16:02,502 Yeah, and we gave it our best shot for 16 years. 365 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,339 Dad, I-I just feel like maybe marriage... 366 00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:07,007 isn't your thing, you know? 367 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,643 I mean, you've already had two that have failed. 368 00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:11,645 I don't view either of them as failures. 369 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:15,182 I'm just asking you... to pace yourself 370 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,284 so you don't make the same mistakes you have before. 371 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,287 Gina would like to get to know you over dinner this weekend. 372 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,256 All of us. I'd like you to come by. 373 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,993 You know what? I-I actually can't. 374 00:16:25,995 --> 00:16:28,261 I told a friend I'd go to a wedding with her. 375 00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,997 Maybe next weekend? 376 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:31,765 Yeah. We'll see. 377 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,370 I know. It's -- I know. I got it. I got it. 378 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:39,039 So Sarah may not know how to jet ski... 379 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:43,677 ...but she's a pretty good little sister. 380 00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:47,047 Anyway, the question will always remain -- 381 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,415 Which came first, 382 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:52,152 Jason's proposal... or Sarah's pregnancy? 383 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,621 Real chicken-or-the-egg situation there. 384 00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:58,458 But we're all, uh, super excited 385 00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,193 to have a ba-- new baby in the family. 386 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:03,130 So... congrats, you guys. 387 00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:09,636 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 388 00:17:09,638 --> 00:17:11,772 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 389 00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,507 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 390 00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,075 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 391 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,377 Nate took all the books when he moved out. 392 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,046 Like what? Like I don't read? 393 00:17:19,048 --> 00:17:20,313 You don't read. 394 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,748 It's like he doesn't think I'm smart, 395 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,084 like he's the reader. 396 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,652 Oh. And I didn't tell you. 397 00:17:25,654 --> 00:17:27,387 He's fucking somebody else. 398 00:17:27,389 --> 00:17:28,822 He is? 399 00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:31,658 He's fucking Shaina from accounting. 400 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:34,327 God. How do you not just fire her? 401 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,396 I should! I should fucking fire her. 402 00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:38,231 Do it. Put her on the streets! 403 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,769 You promised me you'd introduce me to someone here, 404 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,338 but I haven't had a single meet-cute. 405 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,340 What is a meet-cute? 406 00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:49,109 It's like when two people meet each other 407 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,710 and they instantly fall in love, 408 00:17:50,712 --> 00:17:53,847 like when you reach for the same cereal at the grocery store 409 00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:55,482 and it's adorable, and you're like, "Oh, my God. 410 00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,150 You like Lucky Charms, too? That's amazing. 411 00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:58,518 I'm Ben, by the way." 412 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,353 - ♪ Goodbye ♪ - Wow. 413 00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,289 Okay. All right. 414 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,723 How about that girl? 415 00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:06,193 She looks like she likes cereal. 416 00:18:06,195 --> 00:18:07,527 Uh, yeah. 417 00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:08,728 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm down. 418 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,130 All right. Good luck. 419 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,132 Oh, my God. 420 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,366 Sorry. 421 00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:14,868 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 422 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,704 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's -- That was my friend. 423 00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,206 She has a social disorder. 424 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:22,209 I think I feel a connection happening! 425 00:18:22,211 --> 00:18:24,211 She's funny. 426 00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,246 No. No, no, no. She is not. 427 00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:27,848 - I'm Ben. - Hi. I'm Kara. 428 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,785 Hi. Uh, how do you know Jason and Sarah? 429 00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:34,688 Yo. 430 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,257 Hey. How'd it go? 431 00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:39,392 Got a number, baby. 432 00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:42,162 Yeah, baby. You're welcome. 433 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,265 Totally microwaved that hot meet-cute. 434 00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:49,503 Yeah. I hate to say it, but thank you. 435 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,708 You know... we could, actually, like, do this 436 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:56,243 for all the weddings. 437 00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:57,377 Do what? 438 00:18:57,379 --> 00:19:01,148 I take you, you take me. Win-win. 439 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:04,384 You're suggesting doubling down on weddings? 440 00:19:04,386 --> 00:19:05,886 - Like, on purpose? - No. 441 00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:07,420 I'm suggesting teaming up 442 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:09,356 to take on the love marathon together -- 443 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,491 just like gang-bang it. 444 00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,326 That's 10 weddings between us. 445 00:19:13,328 --> 00:19:15,195 And I got some rough ones coming up. 446 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,398 Come on. How else are you gonna find single girls like that? 447 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,400 You know, I actually do just fine 448 00:19:20,402 --> 00:19:22,869 without you body-checking me into women. 449 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,337 - Ben. - Yeah. 450 00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:26,640 Ben, this is actually a great idea. 451 00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:27,874 - Oh, is it? - Yeah. 452 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,576 What just happened -- 453 00:19:29,578 --> 00:19:31,578 that is proof that I can close for you, buddy. 454 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,213 Oh, you're right here. 455 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,215 - Yeah. - Okay. A little bit of space? 456 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,317 I'm gonna tee it up for you with the ladies. 457 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:38,852 I'll be your wingman. 458 00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:42,255 I'll set you up so you can do your thing, you know? 459 00:19:43,258 --> 00:19:44,824 What is happening here? 460 00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:48,361 This is you... getting pounded by a pussy. 461 00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:49,896 Jesus Christ. 462 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,299 - You know, Alice... - What? 463 00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:53,900 ...as enticing as that sounds, 464 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,403 I'm not really looking to go around just banging bridesmaids. 465 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,205 I know. I'm not saying that. 466 00:19:58,207 --> 00:20:00,974 This is about exposure to relationship opportunities. 467 00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,576 Move. 468 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,344 Your wingmen are gone. 469 00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:05,712 W-What are you gonna do? 470 00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:07,581 You gonna hit the club solo 471 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,384 after pounding vodka Red Bulls in your apartment by yourself? 472 00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:14,321 Ooh. That is bleak, man. 473 00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:15,722 Why do you want this so much? 474 00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:18,225 'Cause... 475 00:20:18,227 --> 00:20:20,994 Ben, this is gonna be so much worse if we do it on our own. 476 00:20:20,996 --> 00:20:23,363 We'll be stuck at singles' tables 477 00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:28,735 and shelling out for hotel rooms to sleep in -- alone. 478 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,571 At least I'd have a bed to myself. 479 00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,673 - Oh, my God. Come on. - I'd rather not share. 480 00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,976 I share beds with my girlfriends all the time. 481 00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,745 Well, I'm not a girl, Alice. I'm a full-blown man. 482 00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:41,915 A full-blown -- 483 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,617 I'm not going to any more weddings with you. 484 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,919 - No! - Go to bed. 485 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:49,322 I'm not tired. 486 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,967 What are you doing? You're on my side. 487 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,602 - I just want to cuddle. - No. 488 00:21:02,604 --> 00:21:03,803 No cuddling. 489 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,705 What? You don't like cuddling? 490 00:21:05,707 --> 00:21:06,940 I love cuddling. 491 00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:09,042 I just don't want to cuddle with you. 492 00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:12,846 No. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Line. 493 00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,481 Line of demarcation right here, 494 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,016 right down the middle of the bed. 495 00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:18,451 You cross this line, you're entering foreign airspace 496 00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:19,719 and you'll be shot out of the sky. 497 00:21:19,721 --> 00:21:21,388 It's just cuddling. 498 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:22,789 No. 499 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:23,990 No way. No. 500 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,792 - Not fair. - Not fair? 501 00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,594 If I get a boner, you'll think I think you're attractive, 502 00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:28,795 and you'll never let me live that down. 503 00:21:28,797 --> 00:21:30,497 Oh, my God. Okay. 504 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,799 I promise I won't read any subtext into your boner. 505 00:21:32,801 --> 00:21:34,534 - You're gonna read the boner. - I'm not. 506 00:21:34,536 --> 00:21:36,069 Well, let's say I don't get a boner 507 00:21:36,071 --> 00:21:37,904 and you can't fall asleep 508 00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:39,773 because my flaccid penis is making you feel ugly. 509 00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:43,076 Jesus. Are you always this big of a spaz in bed? 510 00:21:43,078 --> 00:21:47,380 No. I just -- I just don't want to cuddle with you, okay? 511 00:21:47,382 --> 00:21:49,482 Cuddling doesn't have to be sexual. 512 00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:51,384 It can be about feeling close to someone. 513 00:21:51,386 --> 00:21:54,754 I feel close enough to you over here. 514 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,360 What if I'm big spoon? 515 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,828 No. No. No. 516 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,597 You're not cradling my body. That's horrifying. 517 00:22:06,435 --> 00:22:07,734 What about tickle scratching? 518 00:22:07,736 --> 00:22:10,036 What the fuck is tickle scratching? 519 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:14,007 We, like -- We scratch each other's backs in a gentle way, 520 00:22:14,009 --> 00:22:15,408 but it's not weird. 521 00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:16,710 It's like... 522 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:18,712 What? 523 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:21,381 Oh, God damn it. 524 00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:32,459 Alice. 525 00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:33,927 What? 526 00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:36,596 I'll do the wedding thing with you. 527 00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:39,532 Really? 528 00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,534 Yeah. 529 00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:43,703 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 530 00:22:43,705 --> 00:22:46,005 Oh. Okay. 531 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,541 Ben? 532 00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:49,676 Yeah. 533 00:22:49,678 --> 00:22:51,911 - Can you feel my boner? - No. 534 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:54,781 Um, Paul... 535 00:22:54,783 --> 00:22:56,783 Oh, God. Great times. 536 00:22:56,785 --> 00:22:59,953 Paul, remember the late-night taco trips in college? 537 00:22:59,955 --> 00:23:02,922 We used to -- I don't know if you guys know. 538 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,659 We used to go -- We used to walk through the drive-through 539 00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:12,699 and, like, uh, and order... all of these tacos. 540 00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:15,802 Uh... you know? 541 00:23:15,804 --> 00:23:18,805 Uh... Sorry. 542 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:21,741 I lost my place. 543 00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:24,711 Oh, one second. 544 00:23:37,759 --> 00:23:39,692 Ugh. 545 00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:41,027 What is that smell? 546 00:23:41,029 --> 00:23:42,929 I tried to warn you. 547 00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,064 And look at this. It's got two beds. 548 00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:47,434 My dear, look at this. 549 00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:51,438 Two whole beds for two human adults. 550 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,575 Yeah. Yeah, this chateau is marvelous. 551 00:23:55,577 --> 00:23:57,444 - Benjy -- - What is this voice? 552 00:23:57,446 --> 00:23:58,578 - What is it? - It's Australian. 553 00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,013 - Is it? - Yeah. 554 00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:04,484 Do you join me for some caviar on the veranda. 555 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:05,718 Whatever. 556 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,920 This place is fucking disgusting. 557 00:24:06,922 --> 00:24:08,455 I'm gonna change and go to the pool. 558 00:24:08,457 --> 00:24:10,023 Okay. 559 00:24:15,697 --> 00:24:16,896 Hey, man. 560 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,532 Okay. 561 00:24:19,534 --> 00:24:21,034 Joshua. 562 00:24:21,036 --> 00:24:22,969 Joshua, will you not do that, please? 563 00:24:22,971 --> 00:24:25,138 You freak people out when you do that. 564 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:27,073 That little fucker's gonna kill someone someday. 565 00:24:27,075 --> 00:24:28,608 I just know it. 566 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,710 You know, the other day, he asked me for my teeth 567 00:24:30,712 --> 00:24:32,011 so that he could eat them. 568 00:24:35,116 --> 00:24:37,116 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. 569 00:24:37,118 --> 00:24:38,852 No. It's fine. 570 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,820 I do. I have a demon child. 571 00:24:42,157 --> 00:24:43,890 - I'm Ellie, by the way. - Hi. 572 00:24:43,892 --> 00:24:45,525 - This is, uh, Maggie. - Hey. 573 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,726 I'm Alice. 574 00:24:46,728 --> 00:24:47,961 - You here for the wedding? - Yeah. 575 00:24:47,963 --> 00:24:49,162 You friends with Paul or Marissa? 576 00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:50,530 Uh, neither. 577 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,800 I'm, uh, I'm that guy's plus one. 578 00:24:54,169 --> 00:24:55,902 - Oh. - Hm. 579 00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:58,071 - So you're one of those girls. - One of what? 580 00:24:58,073 --> 00:25:00,006 One of those Asian girls that only dates white guys. 581 00:25:00,008 --> 00:25:02,709 - Oh, my God. - No, I'm not. That's insane. 582 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,777 I -- My ex was Asian. 583 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,579 "Was"? Did he die? 584 00:25:06,581 --> 00:25:08,615 Yeah. I'd like to think that he did. 585 00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:10,783 Seems to me like you're due for a white guy. 586 00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:12,852 - Am I? - It's the Ping-Pong Effect. 587 00:25:12,854 --> 00:25:15,855 You always date the opposite of the person you just dated. 588 00:25:16,992 --> 00:25:18,992 Are Asians and whites opposite? 589 00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:20,593 Oh, my God. You'll have to excuse my sister. 590 00:25:20,595 --> 00:25:22,662 She has a tendency to be racist. 591 00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:24,931 I just want to know if she's smashing that hot guy 592 00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:25,932 in the pool. 593 00:25:25,934 --> 00:25:27,233 What, Ben? 594 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,235 - God, no. - Why not? 595 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:32,238 'Cause Ben doesn't date people. He dates ideas. 596 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,575 And trust me, I'm not his type of idea. Blah. 597 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,944 Well, what is his type of idea? 598 00:25:37,946 --> 00:25:39,178 Why? Are you interested? 599 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,714 I haven't talked to him, but he's cute. 600 00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:43,616 Well, I can totally hook that shit up. 601 00:25:43,618 --> 00:25:46,286 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, for sure. 602 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,091 It has not been an easy ride. 603 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:53,793 And I know that. 604 00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:55,895 And I know what I've put you through. 605 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:58,665 And I know how I can be. 606 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,199 I can be tough. 607 00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:02,702 But you're always there... 608 00:26:02,704 --> 00:26:04,137 It's so fucking hot. 609 00:26:04,139 --> 00:26:06,773 ...always ready to catch me when I fall. 610 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:09,208 Always my best friend. 611 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:11,044 - I need to pee. - If we can just sit on the couch 612 00:26:11,046 --> 00:26:13,146 and eat Chinese food and watch "The Great British Bake Off" 613 00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:15,248 - for the rest of our lives... - I'm gonna make a run for it. 614 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,584 No. Wait. Wait. Wait. I think we're nearing the end. 615 00:26:17,586 --> 00:26:19,686 ...because we're gonna raise beautiful babies! 616 00:26:19,688 --> 00:26:20,954 He's fucking talking about babies. 617 00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:22,288 I'm literally gonna piss myself. 618 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,791 Can you tell your girlfriend to keep it down? 619 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,926 I'm sorry, but she's literally gonna piss herself. 620 00:26:26,928 --> 00:26:28,161 And I'm not his girlfriend. 621 00:26:28,163 --> 00:26:30,196 That's disgusting and presumptuous. 622 00:26:30,198 --> 00:26:32,765 May the blessings of life and the joy of love 623 00:26:32,767 --> 00:26:34,367 be your constant companion. 624 00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:36,603 You may now seal your union with a kiss. 625 00:26:37,872 --> 00:26:39,172 Let's go. 626 00:26:39,174 --> 00:26:40,640 Yes! 627 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,842 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 628 00:26:42,844 --> 00:26:45,111 Ah! Ben, this is Maggie. She's into you, okay? 629 00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:48,081 Have fun. Don't fuck it up. Excuse me. Excuse me. 630 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,949 That was... unexpected. 631 00:26:49,951 --> 00:26:51,884 Yeah. She does that. 632 00:26:51,886 --> 00:26:54,120 Uh, do you want to get a beer? 633 00:26:54,689 --> 00:26:56,122 Yeah. I'd love to. 634 00:26:56,124 --> 00:26:57,824 Maybe just let them finish up first. 635 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,392 Of course. Yeah. 636 00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:01,894 Great job, guys. 637 00:27:02,197 --> 00:27:04,631 All right. 638 00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:06,032 Everybody -- Everybody, on your cups! 639 00:27:06,034 --> 00:27:07,367 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 640 00:27:07,936 --> 00:27:09,802 Ready! Go! 641 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,805 ♪ There goes the day ♪ 642 00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:14,774 ♪ Oh, what a shame ♪ 643 00:27:14,776 --> 00:27:16,409 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - Don't look at me! 644 00:27:16,411 --> 00:27:18,244 ♪ It's all the same ♪ 645 00:27:18,246 --> 00:27:19,912 ♪ It's okay ♪ 646 00:27:19,914 --> 00:27:22,148 ♪ It's all right ♪ 647 00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:25,752 ♪ Because the day is just another night ♪ 648 00:27:25,754 --> 00:27:30,790 ♪ Oh, when you came back from the scene, it's true ♪ 649 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:33,326 ♪ You brought a melody ♪ 650 00:27:33,328 --> 00:27:36,429 ♪ Oh, I know it's hard, but you stay with me ♪ 651 00:27:36,431 --> 00:27:38,231 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 652 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,999 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 653 00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:41,768 I'm just gonna say it. 654 00:27:41,770 --> 00:27:45,204 You look like someone who would do okay on "Survivor." 655 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,272 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 656 00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:48,007 Like, you think I'd win? 657 00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:51,144 You're good-looking enough to get far 658 00:27:51,146 --> 00:27:53,379 but not good-looking enough to win. 659 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:55,314 What does good-looking have to do with "Survivor"? 660 00:27:55,316 --> 00:27:57,283 You got to be built. 661 00:27:57,285 --> 00:27:59,986 You got to be fuckin'... 662 00:27:59,988 --> 00:28:01,154 and survive. 663 00:28:01,156 --> 00:28:04,357 The question was how are you so bad? 664 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,292 - It was -- Okay. - How are you so bad? 665 00:28:06,294 --> 00:28:08,194 I -- Look. Okay. I'm bad at flip cup. 666 00:28:08,196 --> 00:28:10,063 I'm -- I'm saying it. I'm admitting it. 667 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,464 I'm bad at flip cup! 668 00:28:11,466 --> 00:28:13,399 - He's bad at flip cup. - I'm bad at flip cup. 669 00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:17,904 Uh, hey, truth or dare. 670 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,439 Truth. 671 00:28:19,441 --> 00:28:23,376 Okay. I truth you to close your eyes. 672 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,231 - This is bad. - Oh, really? 673 00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:48,201 The diner tilapia wasn't a winner? 674 00:28:48,203 --> 00:28:50,069 That's a shocker. 675 00:28:50,071 --> 00:28:51,771 How was Maggie? 676 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:54,407 Um... she was good. 677 00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:57,143 Yeah, you know, she was... she was really -- 678 00:28:57,145 --> 00:28:59,078 Yeah. She was cool. 679 00:28:59,914 --> 00:29:02,014 Wow. You must really like her. 680 00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:03,850 I don't -- I don't know. I just, um... 681 00:29:03,852 --> 00:29:05,918 I don't think we have that long-term potential, 682 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,386 but I had a fun time with her. 683 00:29:07,388 --> 00:29:09,088 You spent one night with her. 684 00:29:09,090 --> 00:29:11,190 How can you possibly know what kind of potential you have? 685 00:29:11,192 --> 00:29:13,960 Alice, when you've been single as long as I have, 686 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:15,828 you know what you want. 687 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:18,331 And when you know what you want, you can cut bait way quicker. 688 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,066 Yeah, but you don't know what you want. 689 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:21,934 You have the worst standards. 690 00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:23,870 I have realistic standards. 691 00:29:23,872 --> 00:29:25,438 I do. 692 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,206 What about Jess Ramsey? 693 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:28,975 I would date her, but she's engaged. 694 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,510 Why do you always say her first and last name 695 00:29:30,512 --> 00:29:32,311 like some sort of serial killer? 696 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,880 'Cause she's a firsty-lasty. 697 00:29:33,882 --> 00:29:35,448 It's the same thing with me. I'm Ben King. 698 00:29:35,450 --> 00:29:38,151 You're just jealous 'cause you're not a firsty-lasty -- 699 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,552 - Alice Mori. - All right. Fine. 700 00:29:39,554 --> 00:29:42,221 Let's pretend, for the sake of this argument, 701 00:29:42,223 --> 00:29:44,023 Jess Ramsey gets divorced tomorrow. 702 00:29:44,025 --> 00:29:46,292 She shows up on your doorstep, and she's like, 703 00:29:46,294 --> 00:29:51,264 "Oh, my God, Ben King! Let's be together! Unh!" 704 00:29:51,266 --> 00:29:53,232 That's not an impression of anything. 705 00:29:53,234 --> 00:29:54,934 You wouldn't last two weeks. 706 00:29:54,936 --> 00:29:56,536 You would find something wrong with her, 707 00:29:56,538 --> 00:29:58,571 - and then you would bail. - That is not true. 708 00:29:58,573 --> 00:30:00,873 - Yes, it is. It's so true! - You don't know that. 709 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:04,010 I'm just trying to make sure the person I end up with is right. 710 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,578 I'm trying to find, you know... 711 00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:07,013 - Do not say "the one." - ...the one. 712 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,447 Oh, my God. 713 00:30:08,449 --> 00:30:12,018 You're just... so stupid. 714 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,486 I don't think I am. 715 00:30:13,488 --> 00:30:16,455 Someone as grotesquely tall and gangly as you 716 00:30:16,457 --> 00:30:18,124 doesn't have the right to be picky. 717 00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:20,259 Wow. Thank you so much, Alice. 718 00:30:20,261 --> 00:30:22,528 And what about you? How was Trevor? 719 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,331 Oh, yeah. Nothing happened. I just got his number. 720 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,066 - Okay. - But I just... 721 00:30:27,068 --> 00:30:29,135 I got to do a little personal maintenance first. 722 00:30:29,137 --> 00:30:30,837 - Yeah. Sure. - You know what I'm saying? 723 00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:34,841 Got to run the raccoons... out of the trash cans. 724 00:30:34,843 --> 00:30:36,142 I know -- Alice, I know. 725 00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:38,177 - I got to mow the back lawn. - I got it. 726 00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:40,012 I've got a hairy ass and vagina. 727 00:30:40,014 --> 00:30:41,914 I heard you. 728 00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,449 Alice, these are just excuses. 729 00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:45,218 - You know that. - They're not excuses. 730 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:48,588 I'm not in the mood to go on dates right now. That's it. 731 00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:51,457 Are you gonna spend the rest of your life moping about Nate? 732 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:54,193 I'm not moping about Nate. 733 00:30:54,195 --> 00:30:56,495 Fuck! What the -- It's just I... 734 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,533 It takes me a while to open up to people, 735 00:31:00,535 --> 00:31:03,169 and I just don't want to give anyone that time right now. 736 00:31:03,171 --> 00:31:05,004 Okay? 737 00:31:05,006 --> 00:31:07,907 How do you not think that you're moping about Nate? 738 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:11,244 Every time I've seen you, you've just been like "Nate!" 739 00:31:11,546 --> 00:31:13,045 - "Nate!" - I hate when you do my voice. 740 00:31:13,047 --> 00:31:14,580 I literally hate it. 741 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,515 - "Nate!" - Stop saying it so loud. 742 00:31:16,517 --> 00:31:18,384 Someone here can know who you're talking about. 743 00:31:18,386 --> 00:31:20,052 - Can you not say -- - Does anyone here know Nate? 744 00:31:20,054 --> 00:31:21,988 Shut the fuck up. 745 00:31:47,682 --> 00:31:49,582 Do you happen to have a reservation? 746 00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:51,217 No, we don't, actually, because someone 747 00:31:51,219 --> 00:31:52,618 forgot to book the hotel room this weekend. 748 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,153 I didn't forget. 749 00:31:54,155 --> 00:31:55,588 I was distracted when I made the reservation. 750 00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:56,622 Why were you distracted? 751 00:31:56,624 --> 00:31:59,525 Do you have any rooms available? 752 00:31:59,527 --> 00:32:01,560 Yes. 753 00:32:01,562 --> 00:32:03,562 Ah! See? It works out. It all works out. 754 00:32:03,564 --> 00:32:05,932 We've got one of our, uh, Brown Bear rooms... 755 00:32:05,934 --> 00:32:07,400 - Cool. - ...which have two twin beds, 756 00:32:07,402 --> 00:32:11,170 or the Grizzly Suite, which is completely orange 757 00:32:11,172 --> 00:32:13,940 and has a vibrating king-size bed. 758 00:32:15,677 --> 00:32:17,977 - I think Brown Bear. Yeah. - The Brown Bear Room... 759 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:19,378 - ...sounds good. Yeah. - That's the... Yeah. 760 00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:23,416 Okay. That'll be $83.50 plus resort tax. 761 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,285 Ooh. She's got it. 762 00:32:26,287 --> 00:32:27,486 - I got it. - Yeah. 763 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:29,989 So what brings you guys out here? 764 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,358 - We're just here for a wedding. - God, I love weddings. 765 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,693 I'm trying to get married myself. 766 00:32:33,695 --> 00:32:35,061 - Oh. - Oh. 767 00:32:35,063 --> 00:32:36,495 Have you asked your girlfriend? 768 00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:38,664 I don't have a girlfriend. 769 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,499 - Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah. - All right. 770 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:42,034 - Yeah. - There you go. 771 00:32:42,036 --> 00:32:43,302 Just take a right, a left, a right, 772 00:32:43,304 --> 00:32:45,271 another right, you'll be right there. 773 00:32:45,273 --> 00:32:46,572 - Did you get that? - It says 304. 774 00:32:46,574 --> 00:32:47,707 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 775 00:32:47,709 --> 00:32:48,708 - Thank you. - Thanks, Steve. 776 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:50,242 Have a great stay. 777 00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,313 I still can't believe you took the Communion. 778 00:32:54,315 --> 00:32:56,215 What? Why? I wanted the cracker. 779 00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:58,217 - Oh, my God. Look at this. - Mm. 780 00:32:58,219 --> 00:33:00,753 - Here we go. - Oh, baby. 781 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:02,655 "Mm. Bully." 782 00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:05,391 "Yes, Johnson, I'm very happy we could sign this merger today." 783 00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:07,326 "Me too, Mr. Phillips. 784 00:33:07,328 --> 00:33:09,261 I'm very excited to commit fraud with you!" 785 00:33:09,263 --> 00:33:11,397 - Here we go. - Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 786 00:33:11,399 --> 00:33:13,699 "Hi. We are Umlaut. 787 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:17,036 We are the new Swedish boy-band sensation." 788 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:19,772 "Yes, our new hit single, 'My Stepdad's House, ' 789 00:33:19,774 --> 00:33:21,574 is climbing the charts." 790 00:33:21,576 --> 00:33:23,576 What is this? 791 00:33:23,578 --> 00:33:25,244 What is this? 792 00:33:25,246 --> 00:33:27,013 - Okay, guys. - What... 793 00:33:27,015 --> 00:33:28,280 Here we go. 794 00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:29,582 - Whoo! - What? 795 00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:31,183 I have no idea what's going on. 796 00:33:36,257 --> 00:33:38,057 All right. What have we got? 797 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:40,693 I see cuties, cuties everywhere. 798 00:33:40,695 --> 00:33:42,228 Yeah. Let's see. 799 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,229 Mm. 800 00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:45,364 Red dress with the boots. 801 00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,133 Mm, no. No, she looks mean. 802 00:33:47,135 --> 00:33:49,769 What? She just looks serious. That doesn't mean mean. 803 00:33:49,771 --> 00:33:52,371 It means mean. Um, let's see. 804 00:33:52,373 --> 00:33:56,242 Okay. What about, um, green with the glasses? 805 00:33:56,244 --> 00:33:58,277 - Where? Rotate. - Okay. 806 00:34:00,448 --> 00:34:01,647 Her? 807 00:34:01,649 --> 00:34:04,550 Geez. God, you like them fresh and young. 808 00:34:04,552 --> 00:34:06,485 What -- She's normal age. 809 00:34:06,487 --> 00:34:08,721 Ben, I can hear the sirens coming for you. 810 00:34:08,723 --> 00:34:10,589 Fuck off. Mnh-mnh. 811 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:12,291 Okay. All right. Let's see. 812 00:34:12,293 --> 00:34:14,427 Um... okay. 813 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:16,095 Bridesmaid with the braid. 814 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:17,496 You're gonna have to spin me out. 815 00:34:17,498 --> 00:34:19,331 - Okay. - Ready? One, two, three. 816 00:34:21,669 --> 00:34:23,636 - Yeah. Yeah, she'll do. - Cool. 817 00:34:23,638 --> 00:34:26,338 I'm gonna spill a drink on her when the song ends, 818 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:27,573 and you're gonna go up to her 819 00:34:27,575 --> 00:34:29,175 with some napkins and a good opening line. 820 00:34:29,177 --> 00:34:31,077 Can you maybe not assault this one? 821 00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:32,545 It's not assault. I just -- 822 00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:35,281 I have a very physical style of breaking the ice. 823 00:34:35,283 --> 00:34:37,583 That's one of the definitions of assault. 824 00:34:37,585 --> 00:34:39,852 Whatever. It's been working, has it not? 825 00:34:39,854 --> 00:34:41,454 Yeah. 826 00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:43,355 Yeah. Yeah, it has. 827 00:34:43,357 --> 00:34:45,257 - Somehow it has. - Thank you. 828 00:34:45,259 --> 00:34:48,727 Oh, this is hot. 829 00:34:48,729 --> 00:34:50,696 Oh, you guys better stop, drop, and roll. 830 00:34:50,698 --> 00:34:53,132 Oh, oh, oh! 831 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:56,268 Too hot. Too hot. 832 00:34:56,270 --> 00:34:57,770 Oh. 833 00:34:57,772 --> 00:34:59,772 Please stop. 834 00:35:00,508 --> 00:35:03,242 Uh, this has been kind of a tough year for me. 835 00:35:03,244 --> 00:35:06,545 Um, you guys know that. But, um, this is not about me. 836 00:35:06,547 --> 00:35:09,415 Today's about Barb and Kyle. 837 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:12,151 I'm so proud of you guys. I love you. 838 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,687 ♪ When I'm alone ♪ 839 00:35:14,689 --> 00:35:19,225 ♪ I find it hard to breathe ♪ 840 00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:24,897 ♪ She walked out and she took half of me ♪ 841 00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:41,180 What a ceremony, huh? 842 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,748 - Mm. - Loved the vows. 843 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,783 Cried. Cried like a baby. 844 00:35:44,785 --> 00:35:46,152 Anybody else cry? 845 00:35:47,155 --> 00:35:48,621 Yeah. I cried. 846 00:35:48,623 --> 00:35:52,191 but I cry every day, so it doesn't mean anything. 847 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:54,493 Crying can be very therapeutic. 848 00:35:54,495 --> 00:35:56,395 Not the way I do it. 849 00:35:57,598 --> 00:35:59,398 So you two met in college? 850 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,633 - Yeah. - Yeah. 851 00:36:00,635 --> 00:36:02,568 Ben, you know, he basically used me 852 00:36:02,570 --> 00:36:04,603 to get close to my roommate so they could date. 853 00:36:04,605 --> 00:36:06,572 - This is not true. - Uh-oh. Intrigue. 854 00:36:06,574 --> 00:36:07,907 It's a little true. 855 00:36:07,909 --> 00:36:09,642 - Go on. Go. - I'm just kidding. 856 00:36:09,644 --> 00:36:11,377 It's fine. It's fine. No. 857 00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:12,945 They only dated for a couple of months. 858 00:36:12,947 --> 00:36:16,215 But our friendship, that lasts a lifetime. 859 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,384 - Aw. - Aw. 860 00:36:18,386 --> 00:36:20,586 - She should come to the wedding. - Of course. 861 00:36:20,588 --> 00:36:23,589 Alice, you should come to our wedding. 862 00:36:23,591 --> 00:36:24,957 Oh. 863 00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:27,860 Uh, I didn't know you guys... When is it? 864 00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:29,195 October 21st. 865 00:36:29,197 --> 00:36:30,829 - It's on a Sunday. - Cool. 866 00:36:30,831 --> 00:36:32,264 You're getting an invite, young lady, 867 00:36:32,266 --> 00:36:33,866 and that's the end of it. 868 00:36:33,868 --> 00:36:35,701 Okay. Great. 869 00:36:35,703 --> 00:36:38,404 Um, you know what? I'm gonna grab a drink. 870 00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,339 - Do you guys want anything? - Mnh-mnh. 871 00:36:40,341 --> 00:36:41,974 Shots? Shots? Shots all around? 872 00:36:41,976 --> 00:36:43,342 Shots for Gina? 873 00:36:43,344 --> 00:36:45,277 - No. - I'm fine with my wine. 874 00:36:45,279 --> 00:36:46,712 - Okay. - Thanks! 875 00:36:47,982 --> 00:36:49,582 She's adorable. 876 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:51,784 Ben, I see a lot of potential there. 877 00:36:51,786 --> 00:36:53,652 No. It's not -- It's not like that. 878 00:36:53,654 --> 00:36:55,754 We're just -- We're just friends. 879 00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:57,890 Ben. 880 00:36:57,892 --> 00:36:59,491 Oh, you're coming over. Awesome. 881 00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:02,294 Sorry we got off on such a bad foot last month. 882 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:06,432 Yeah. Um... can we not talk about this here? 883 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,967 Well, you won't return my texts. 884 00:37:07,969 --> 00:37:09,635 You only text me at like 5:00 in the morning. 885 00:37:09,637 --> 00:37:11,570 - I'm an early riser. - Okay. 886 00:37:11,572 --> 00:37:15,407 Ben... I want you to be my best man. 887 00:37:17,745 --> 00:37:19,378 - Dad. - No. 888 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:22,314 Buddy, there's nobody else I would want to do this. 889 00:37:22,316 --> 00:37:23,949 - What about Hanon? - What about him? 890 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,718 Make your best friend your best man. 891 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,586 Hanon? That's ridiculous. 892 00:37:27,588 --> 00:37:29,989 He was Joe's best man, and his entire speech was about 893 00:37:29,991 --> 00:37:32,725 how there wasn't enough cheese at the wedding. 894 00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:36,428 Ben... you're my son. 895 00:37:39,433 --> 00:37:41,734 Uh, I'll -- I'll think about it. 896 00:37:47,775 --> 00:37:48,841 What can I get you? 897 00:37:48,843 --> 00:37:50,943 Can I get a tequila straight up? 898 00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:53,445 Fill it up like a gas tank. 899 00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:55,447 - That's a first. - Yeah. 900 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,751 Oh, my God. Alice. 901 00:37:58,753 --> 00:38:00,986 - Oh, my God. Hi, Jenna! - Hi! 902 00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:02,621 - Hey. - How are you? 903 00:38:02,623 --> 00:38:04,690 - Good. How are you? - So good. 904 00:38:04,692 --> 00:38:06,525 I had no idea that you were gonna be here. 905 00:38:06,527 --> 00:38:09,428 Yeah. I didn't know you were gonna be here. 906 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:11,864 Yeah. This is Alice. This is Nate Lam's girlfriend. 907 00:38:11,866 --> 00:38:13,966 - Oh. - Oh, my God. I love Nate. 908 00:38:13,968 --> 00:38:15,968 We, uh, we interned at Merrill together. 909 00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:17,503 How is that stupid bastard? 910 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:19,471 Um, he's g-- You know, I don't know. 911 00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:20,539 We -- We broke up. 912 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:21,707 - No. - Yeah. 913 00:38:21,709 --> 00:38:22,975 Shit. 914 00:38:22,977 --> 00:38:24,677 - No. - Yeah. 915 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,512 - Are you kidding? - No. 916 00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:29,048 What happened? I loved you guys together. 917 00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:31,817 You guys were like yin and yang. 918 00:38:31,819 --> 00:38:33,652 - I loved them together. - Yeah. 919 00:38:33,654 --> 00:38:35,954 Yeah. I bet I-I would have. 920 00:38:35,956 --> 00:38:37,756 Alice? 921 00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:40,592 Okay. What the fuck was that? 922 00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,581 Wait, wait. 923 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,084 That shadow looks just like Jay Leno's face. 924 00:39:05,086 --> 00:39:06,952 You're absolutely right. 925 00:39:06,954 --> 00:39:09,121 That's his nose. That's his chin. 926 00:39:09,123 --> 00:39:11,357 - His nose and his chin. - And the chin. 927 00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:12,825 Benjamin! 928 00:39:12,827 --> 00:39:14,560 - Uncle Davis. - Ben! 929 00:39:14,562 --> 00:39:16,061 - Hi. Hey, guys. - Come on, Ben. 930 00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:17,963 Get in on this doobie, buddy. 931 00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:20,933 Yeah, Ben. Get in on this doobie. 932 00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:23,836 Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good on doobies for the night. 933 00:39:23,838 --> 00:39:26,372 Where's your dad? He used to love this stuff. 934 00:39:26,374 --> 00:39:27,973 - He's inside. - Ah. 935 00:39:27,975 --> 00:39:30,876 Here you go, Jimmy. Your turn. 936 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,480 Oh, okay. All right, guys. 937 00:39:34,482 --> 00:39:35,814 I'm gonna -- I have to take off. 938 00:39:35,816 --> 00:39:37,549 - Oh. - I know! 939 00:39:37,551 --> 00:39:39,118 It's a tragedy. I know. 940 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:45,124 Oh! Ben's got to run off with his little girlfriend. 941 00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:46,992 - All right. - You guys got to -- 942 00:39:46,994 --> 00:39:48,894 You got to take it down a notch, Uncle Davis. 943 00:39:48,896 --> 00:39:50,662 You having fun, huh? 944 00:39:51,966 --> 00:39:53,632 Everything okay? 945 00:39:53,634 --> 00:39:56,869 Yeah. Yeah. Um, can we go get fucked up? 946 00:39:56,871 --> 00:39:58,771 Oh, Ben, I want you to know something. 947 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,739 I'm never gonna say no to that. 948 00:40:00,741 --> 00:40:03,709 Come on. Let's go find some people our own age. 949 00:40:03,711 --> 00:40:05,010 Whoo! 950 00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:22,594 ♪ In no solid state ♪ 951 00:40:23,731 --> 00:40:26,165 ♪ You know we can't cop to ♪ 952 00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:31,904 ♪ The frequency of your inner debate ♪ 953 00:40:33,073 --> 00:40:36,175 ♪ You're all out of tune ♪ 954 00:40:46,587 --> 00:40:48,587 Aah! 955 00:40:48,589 --> 00:40:50,122 What was that? 956 00:40:50,124 --> 00:40:53,025 - That was 12 seconds. - What? That was five minutes. 957 00:40:53,027 --> 00:40:54,960 You think you can hold your breath for five minutes? 958 00:40:54,962 --> 00:40:56,728 I know I can. 959 00:40:56,730 --> 00:41:01,533 I feel like you vastly overestimate your abilities. 960 00:41:01,535 --> 00:41:05,170 I think I perfectly estimate my everything, Ben. 961 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,606 Okay. Fine. 962 00:41:07,608 --> 00:41:09,041 Can I ask you something? 963 00:41:09,043 --> 00:41:10,642 Yeah. 964 00:41:10,644 --> 00:41:12,878 Why didn't you tell me your dad got engaged? 965 00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:16,949 I don't know. I don't know. 966 00:41:16,951 --> 00:41:18,684 I really didn't want to tell you something 967 00:41:18,686 --> 00:41:21,553 that I don't really want to think about. 968 00:41:21,555 --> 00:41:23,055 Okay. 969 00:41:23,057 --> 00:41:26,225 He, uh, he asked me to be his best man tonight. 970 00:41:26,227 --> 00:41:27,893 Oh. 971 00:41:27,895 --> 00:41:29,962 Yeah. 972 00:41:30,698 --> 00:41:32,197 What'd you tell him? 973 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:34,266 I just kind of ran off. 974 00:41:34,268 --> 00:41:35,968 Classic Ben move. 975 00:41:35,970 --> 00:41:37,970 I don't know. I panicked. I don't know. 976 00:41:37,972 --> 00:41:39,571 What am I supposed to do, you know? 977 00:41:39,573 --> 00:41:41,573 Like, plan his bachelor party? 978 00:41:41,575 --> 00:41:43,242 Hire him a stripper? 979 00:41:43,244 --> 00:41:45,043 - That's insane. - It is insane. 980 00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:47,079 - Yeah. - No, I get it. 981 00:41:47,081 --> 00:41:48,580 I was bugged out at first 982 00:41:48,582 --> 00:41:50,249 when Lily asked me to be her maid of honor. 983 00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:51,950 Yeah, but that's your sister. 984 00:41:51,952 --> 00:41:55,020 It's perfectly normal for you to be her maid of honor. 985 00:41:55,022 --> 00:41:57,222 - Yeah. - It's just... 986 00:41:57,224 --> 00:42:01,126 I feel like he's trying to start over with this new family 987 00:42:01,128 --> 00:42:03,128 'cause he fucked ours up. 988 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:06,765 Well, at least he's happy. 989 00:42:06,767 --> 00:42:09,701 Yeah. For now. 990 00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:15,207 Ben, my parents don't like each other. 991 00:42:16,176 --> 00:42:21,046 I mean, my mom, she's just -- she's always yelling at my dad. 992 00:42:21,048 --> 00:42:23,715 And he's kind of checked out, you know? 993 00:42:23,717 --> 00:42:25,317 He just takes it. 994 00:42:25,319 --> 00:42:28,186 They didn't want my sister and I to have to go through a divorce, 995 00:42:28,188 --> 00:42:30,222 so they just stuck it out. 996 00:42:30,224 --> 00:42:34,560 And it's just -- It's made them so sad. 997 00:42:36,130 --> 00:42:39,831 I think about the two of them sometimes in that house, 998 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,002 just having dinner in silence, white-knuckling it. 999 00:42:49,843 --> 00:42:52,177 I'm sure it broke your heart when your parents split up, 1000 00:42:52,179 --> 00:42:54,880 but at least they're not miserable. 1001 00:42:54,882 --> 00:42:57,883 I can guarantee you would like that a lot less. 1002 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:03,155 - Hey. - Hmm? 1003 00:43:03,791 --> 00:43:05,023 Come here. 1004 00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:07,326 Come here. 1005 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,233 - Hey, Ben? - Yeah. 1006 00:43:15,235 --> 00:43:18,070 I'm totally reading your boner right now. 1007 00:43:18,072 --> 00:43:21,039 - God damn -- No. - Relax. 1008 00:43:28,115 --> 00:43:29,948 Where -- Where'd everybody go? 1009 00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:32,250 I don't -- I don't know. 1010 00:43:33,754 --> 00:43:35,787 - Shit. - Should we -- 1011 00:43:35,789 --> 00:43:38,123 - We should get out, right? - Yeah. 1012 00:43:39,126 --> 00:43:40,792 Yeah. Let's go. 1013 00:43:40,794 --> 00:43:43,061 Fuck. It's cold. 1014 00:43:45,065 --> 00:43:46,331 Are they out here? 1015 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,066 No. We must have missed the shuttle. 1016 00:43:48,068 --> 00:43:49,768 Oh, shit. 1017 00:43:49,770 --> 00:43:51,003 Let's call a car. 1018 00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,771 My phone's dead. 1019 00:43:52,773 --> 00:43:53,772 Mine too. 1020 00:43:53,774 --> 00:43:55,674 Oh, fuck. 1021 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:56,908 Where's our hotel? 1022 00:43:56,910 --> 00:44:00,178 Uh, it's about 10,000 miles that way. 1023 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,980 Only 10,000 miles? 1024 00:44:01,982 --> 00:44:03,782 We're gonna die out here. 1025 00:44:03,784 --> 00:44:06,118 Let's just walk. Come on. 1026 00:44:07,054 --> 00:44:09,388 Come on, grumps. Let's do it. 1027 00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:11,423 Forward ho! 1028 00:44:11,425 --> 00:44:12,891 Are you serious? 1029 00:44:12,893 --> 00:44:14,760 I'm not saying I always do it. 1030 00:44:14,762 --> 00:44:16,094 That is so gross. 1031 00:44:16,096 --> 00:44:18,430 Ben, don't pretend like you don't let 1032 00:44:18,432 --> 00:44:20,666 a little dribble come out of that 'nanner 1033 00:44:20,668 --> 00:44:22,134 when you're in the shower. 1034 00:44:22,136 --> 00:44:23,902 I don't let a little dribble 1035 00:44:23,904 --> 00:44:26,304 come out the 'nanner when I'm showering -- 1036 00:44:26,306 --> 00:44:30,208 If you pee in a shower, it, by definition, becomes a toilet. 1037 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:32,344 Oh, look at these. 1038 00:44:32,346 --> 00:44:33,979 So pretty. 1039 00:44:33,981 --> 00:44:36,214 I never understood flowers. 1040 00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:39,051 I'm sorry. You don't understand them? 1041 00:44:39,053 --> 00:44:40,986 They just -- They don't make sense to me 1042 00:44:40,988 --> 00:44:42,721 as, like, a symbol of love, you know? 1043 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:43,722 Why not? 1044 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:45,023 Because as soon as you get them, 1045 00:44:45,025 --> 00:44:47,025 they're on this withering, downward spiral. 1046 00:44:47,027 --> 00:44:48,960 It's not about how long they last. 1047 00:44:48,962 --> 00:44:51,997 It's about how it feels to get a big fuckin' sack of tulips. 1048 00:44:51,999 --> 00:44:53,365 Yeah. Gifts shouldn't die on you. 1049 00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:55,834 - That's all I'm saying. - Okay. Wh-- 1050 00:44:55,836 --> 00:44:57,936 You said you knew where our hotel was. 1051 00:44:57,938 --> 00:44:59,271 And I do. 1052 00:44:59,273 --> 00:45:01,440 - Where are we? - Um... 1053 00:45:01,442 --> 00:45:03,041 You don't know where we're going. 1054 00:45:03,043 --> 00:45:04,976 Let's -- Let's go this way. 1055 00:45:08,348 --> 00:45:10,415 Oh, we're so lost. 1056 00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,384 I think we might need to start hitchhiking. 1057 00:45:12,386 --> 00:45:14,119 My feet hurt. 1058 00:45:14,121 --> 00:45:16,455 I'm carrying you. 1059 00:45:18,392 --> 00:45:20,492 I can see the whole world from up here. 1060 00:45:20,494 --> 00:45:22,160 - Wait. Hold on. - Oy. 1061 00:45:22,162 --> 00:45:24,396 Look. Look. 1062 00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:29,201 Spooky. 1063 00:45:29,203 --> 00:45:30,802 - Wait. Wait. - What? 1064 00:45:30,804 --> 00:45:32,804 I can hear the highway over there. Let's go. 1065 00:45:32,806 --> 00:45:34,473 - Oh. Hold on. - What? 1066 00:45:34,475 --> 00:45:36,842 You got to hold your breath when you go through a cemetery. 1067 00:45:36,844 --> 00:45:38,376 Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. 'Cause we're 6. 1068 00:45:38,378 --> 00:45:40,145 No. Ben. I'm not fucking around here. 1069 00:45:40,147 --> 00:45:42,080 I'm serious. 1070 00:45:42,082 --> 00:45:43,415 Oh, my God. 1071 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:44,783 What? 1072 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,518 You actually believe in ghosts. 1073 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,853 No. 1074 00:46:01,902 --> 00:46:03,235 Ah. 1075 00:46:03,771 --> 00:46:05,871 - Aah! Fuck. - Oh, shit. Shit. 1076 00:46:05,873 --> 00:46:07,806 You okay? 1077 00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,474 Oh, my God. You really ate shit. 1078 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:10,876 - You all right? - Yeah. 1079 00:46:10,878 --> 00:46:12,778 - You good? - Aah. 1080 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:14,112 Look at that. 1081 00:46:14,114 --> 00:46:16,982 Oh, you are bleeding. You are bleeding. 1082 00:46:16,984 --> 00:46:19,451 You are not gonna make it. Hold on, hold, on, hold on. 1083 00:46:19,453 --> 00:46:20,919 - No, it's fine. I'm fine. - I got it. 1084 00:46:20,921 --> 00:46:22,354 - Let me just get the scrape. - Ow. Ow. 1085 00:46:22,356 --> 00:46:25,023 It stings. 1086 00:46:52,419 --> 00:46:53,852 Ow. Okay. Hold on. 1087 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,153 - Ah. Sorry. - You're good. Yeah. 1088 00:46:55,155 --> 00:46:56,822 - Here. Take it. - What? 1089 00:46:56,824 --> 00:46:59,224 - Underwear. - Oh. Okay. Yeah. 1090 00:47:00,327 --> 00:47:02,160 Oh. Oh, don't -- 1091 00:47:02,162 --> 00:47:04,229 What are you doing? 1092 00:47:04,231 --> 00:47:05,864 Fuck. 1093 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,866 - Okay. Okay, okay. I got it. - Okay. 1094 00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:09,134 - Mm. - Mm. 1095 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:10,502 - I want to be on top. - Okay. 1096 00:47:10,504 --> 00:47:12,470 Ow. Okay. You good? 1097 00:47:12,472 --> 00:47:13,905 - Yeah. - Hold on. Hold on. 1098 00:47:13,907 --> 00:47:15,540 - Okay. All right. You ready? - Yeah. 1099 00:47:17,611 --> 00:47:19,010 Oh. 1100 00:47:25,853 --> 00:47:27,919 Ow! My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. Ow. 1101 00:47:31,225 --> 00:47:33,225 Cooter's out. 1102 00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:37,896 Uh, what? 1103 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,497 Cooter's out. 1104 00:47:39,499 --> 00:47:40,899 What are you talking about? 1105 00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:41,967 Cooter. 1106 00:47:41,969 --> 00:47:44,002 Oh, fucking hell! God! 1107 00:47:44,004 --> 00:47:46,004 - It's out. - Huh. 1108 00:47:46,006 --> 00:47:48,006 - Sorry. - Thank you. 1109 00:47:48,008 --> 00:47:49,875 Uh-huh. 1110 00:47:49,877 --> 00:47:52,077 - He was talking about my vagina. - Yeah. 1111 00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:54,112 Yeah, I put that together after the third "cooter." 1112 00:47:54,114 --> 00:47:55,280 Jesus. 1113 00:48:27,581 --> 00:48:31,016 Oh. Thank you. 1114 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:34,619 Um... 1115 00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:36,087 You good? 1116 00:48:36,089 --> 00:48:38,423 Yeah. You? 1117 00:48:38,425 --> 00:48:39,958 Yeah. You? 1118 00:48:40,427 --> 00:48:41,927 You just asked me that. 1119 00:48:41,929 --> 00:48:43,194 Yeah. You? 1120 00:48:46,366 --> 00:48:47,565 Okay. 1121 00:48:47,567 --> 00:48:50,201 Well, I'll see you at the next one. 1122 00:48:50,203 --> 00:48:52,103 Hey, so, about last night. 1123 00:48:52,105 --> 00:48:54,339 No. No. 1124 00:48:54,341 --> 00:48:56,441 We don't need to talk about it. Let's just -- 1125 00:48:56,443 --> 00:48:59,244 Let's just chalk it up as a whoopsie-daisy. 1126 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,246 Wow. 1127 00:49:01,248 --> 00:49:02,614 Okay. 1128 00:49:03,283 --> 00:49:05,317 - All right. - All right. 1129 00:49:07,387 --> 00:49:10,255 It was, uh, cool... cool sex. 1130 00:49:10,257 --> 00:49:13,258 You got -- Sorry. All right. Bring it in. 1131 00:49:14,294 --> 00:49:15,560 That was weird. 1132 00:49:15,562 --> 00:49:18,029 - You made it weird. - No. You did. 1133 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:32,277 For those of you who aren't sure if you've ever seen true love, 1134 00:49:32,279 --> 00:49:36,481 take a good look at Dave and Julia. 1135 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,150 Congratulations, you guys. 1136 00:49:51,198 --> 00:49:53,164 - Hey. What's up? - Uh, I was just calling 1137 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:55,734 'cause I forgot when your flight was getting in. 1138 00:49:55,736 --> 00:49:58,503 Uh, like 3:00. 1139 00:49:58,505 --> 00:50:00,238 Cool. Thursday? 1140 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,207 - Friday. - Right. 1141 00:50:02,776 --> 00:50:04,743 - I'll see you there. - Have a good one. 1142 00:50:04,745 --> 00:50:08,013 You know what? Actua-- Okay, you're gone. 1143 00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:30,502 Ben?! 1144 00:50:30,504 --> 00:50:32,070 Ben King?! 1145 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:33,505 Oh, my God! 1146 00:50:33,507 --> 00:50:35,206 Alice? Alice Mori? 1147 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:37,642 - Ha! God, this is crazy! - Is that you? 1148 00:50:37,644 --> 00:50:39,611 - How long has it been? - It has been forever. 1149 00:50:39,613 --> 00:50:41,813 Oh, my God. I love what you've done with your hair. 1150 00:50:41,815 --> 00:50:45,183 Oh, thank you. Yes. Your face-lift is horrifying. 1151 00:50:45,185 --> 00:50:46,751 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 1152 00:50:46,753 --> 00:50:48,753 I cannot move my face. 1153 00:50:48,755 --> 00:50:50,688 You know, the last time I saw Ben here, 1154 00:50:50,690 --> 00:50:53,058 he was putting his little penisaurus inside me 1155 00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:55,126 in a graveyard. 1156 00:50:55,128 --> 00:50:56,761 Isn't that right? 1157 00:50:58,331 --> 00:50:59,664 All right. 1158 00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:01,566 Thank you. 1159 00:51:03,503 --> 00:51:06,504 Holy shit! 1160 00:51:06,506 --> 00:51:09,841 This is a fucking -- It's huge! 1161 00:51:09,843 --> 00:51:13,445 Look at this big room. God! 1162 00:51:15,148 --> 00:51:17,415 So comfy! 1163 00:51:18,452 --> 00:51:20,318 You can't afford this. 1164 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,120 - Oh, we're splitting it. - Okay. Yeah. 1165 00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:24,456 We'll see about that. 1166 00:51:26,393 --> 00:51:27,625 Did you do this? 1167 00:51:29,563 --> 00:51:32,764 Okay. Mm-hmm. 1168 00:51:32,766 --> 00:51:34,532 Wow! 1169 00:51:34,534 --> 00:51:38,136 Oh, my God! This is fuck-- 1170 00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,338 This is incredible! 1171 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:41,706 - Look at this. - Yeah. 1172 00:51:44,644 --> 00:51:45,810 So, how you been? 1173 00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:48,513 So fuckin' awesome. You? 1174 00:51:48,515 --> 00:51:51,182 Good. I've been crazy busy. 1175 00:51:51,184 --> 00:51:53,118 Oh, yeah. Totally. 1176 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,385 Totally. 1177 00:51:54,387 --> 00:51:55,854 Hey, so, I told a couple of my friends 1178 00:51:55,856 --> 00:51:57,655 I'd meet them by the pool in a little bit. 1179 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:59,624 You're welcome to come if you want, 1180 00:51:59,626 --> 00:52:02,360 or, uh, you can just stay here and get yourself situated. 1181 00:52:02,362 --> 00:52:03,895 I know you had a long flight. 1182 00:52:03,897 --> 00:52:05,530 Mm. Yeah. 1183 00:52:05,532 --> 00:52:08,166 Yeah, I think I'll just hang back and situate. 1184 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,601 Well, fuck you. I'm coming. 1185 00:52:09,603 --> 00:52:10,902 God! 1186 00:52:10,904 --> 00:52:14,672 No. It was just really simple. It was kind of out of nowhere. 1187 00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:16,141 And he was like, "Do you want to get married?" 1188 00:52:16,143 --> 00:52:19,177 Costco? Like, the warehouse place? 1189 00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:20,578 - Yes! - That is amazing. 1190 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,380 Are you guys talking shit about me again? 1191 00:52:22,382 --> 00:52:24,616 No. We're talking about your proposal to me. 1192 00:52:24,618 --> 00:52:26,384 Yeah. Uh, Costco, Brett? 1193 00:52:26,386 --> 00:52:27,719 Hell yeah, Costco. 1194 00:52:27,721 --> 00:52:28,786 Real romantic, dude. 1195 00:52:28,788 --> 00:52:30,488 Who gives a fuck? 1196 00:52:30,490 --> 00:52:32,924 When did we all decide that this was necessary? 1197 00:52:32,926 --> 00:52:34,826 I mean, I love Dave and Julia, 1198 00:52:34,828 --> 00:52:38,396 but why did we all have to fly the fuck out to Hawaii for this? 1199 00:52:38,398 --> 00:52:40,498 I mean, it's ver-- It's nice here. 1200 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,267 - It's nice. - No, but Brett has a point. 1201 00:52:42,269 --> 00:52:45,303 This is way less special than a-a grocery... emporium? 1202 00:52:45,305 --> 00:52:47,939 - What do you call Costco? - Oh, my God. I-- Who cares? 1203 00:52:47,941 --> 00:52:51,676 Straight people o-ver-think-ing it. 1204 00:52:51,678 --> 00:52:53,711 Yes. That's true. That's true. 1205 00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:55,914 - Especially... this little man. - That one. 1206 00:52:55,916 --> 00:52:58,383 Oh, he's the worst of the worst. Wait. 1207 00:52:58,385 --> 00:53:01,252 - Nick, remember, uh, Sally Klum? - Klumshot. 1208 00:53:01,254 --> 00:53:02,687 - Klumshot? - We're not telling this story. 1209 00:53:02,689 --> 00:53:04,322 No, we are telling this story. 1210 00:53:04,324 --> 00:53:05,757 It's a Ben King classic. We have to tell it. 1211 00:53:05,759 --> 00:53:08,226 - There was this girl Sally Klum. - Klumshot. 1212 00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:09,861 Nick called her Klumshot for no reason. 1213 00:53:09,863 --> 00:53:11,296 - 'Cause it's funny. - It is funny. 1214 00:53:11,298 --> 00:53:13,531 Anyway, she was wonderful. So fun. 1215 00:53:13,533 --> 00:53:16,334 And then Ben dumped her after three weeks because, 1216 00:53:16,336 --> 00:53:18,703 and I quote, he couldn't make her laugh. 1217 00:53:18,705 --> 00:53:20,505 "She wasn't responding to my humor." 1218 00:53:20,507 --> 00:53:21,706 Wow. 1219 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,608 I don't have a tiny little mouth. 1220 00:53:23,610 --> 00:53:25,677 It's the only way I can do your voice. 1221 00:53:25,679 --> 00:53:27,312 Like I talk like this. 1222 00:53:27,314 --> 00:53:28,479 "She wasn't engaging with my..." 1223 00:53:28,481 --> 00:53:30,215 - "Err! Err!" - Guys. Okay, okay. 1224 00:53:30,217 --> 00:53:31,616 - Hold on. - "No one makes me laugh." 1225 00:53:31,618 --> 00:53:32,650 - That's kind of close. - Yeah. 1226 00:53:32,652 --> 00:53:33,985 Can I clarify? 1227 00:53:33,987 --> 00:53:35,853 She didn't have a sense of humor. 1228 00:53:35,855 --> 00:53:38,523 We couldn't laugh together. 1229 00:53:38,525 --> 00:53:39,991 Straight people... 1230 00:53:39,993 --> 00:53:41,626 - ...o-ver-think-ing it. - ...o-ver-think-ing it. 1231 00:53:41,628 --> 00:53:42,860 You're doing it now? 1232 00:53:42,862 --> 00:53:44,429 Yeah. I'm part of them now. 1233 00:53:44,431 --> 00:53:46,231 - O-ver-think-ing it. - O-ver-think-ing it. 1234 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,799 I love her. She's great. 1235 00:53:47,801 --> 00:53:50,468 So, like, what is this? What's going on with you two? 1236 00:53:50,470 --> 00:53:52,270 - What? - What -- What about us? 1237 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,805 You have ridiculous vibes coming off of you, 1238 00:53:53,807 --> 00:53:55,406 and you're acting weird about it. 1239 00:53:55,408 --> 00:53:56,741 Don't -- Don't do this. 1240 00:53:56,743 --> 00:53:57,976 - Do what? - I'm sorry. What? 1241 00:53:57,978 --> 00:53:59,244 - What are we doing? - Do what? 1242 00:53:59,246 --> 00:54:00,478 Yeah. 1243 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,380 We're -- We're friends. That's it. 1244 00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:05,483 What? 1245 00:54:05,485 --> 00:54:07,018 - Y-You've fucked. - You fucked? 1246 00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:08,653 - Oh, right here? - They fucked. 1247 00:54:08,655 --> 00:54:09,988 They fucked. 1248 00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:11,589 - They really, really fucked. - Oh, my God. 1249 00:54:11,591 --> 00:54:12,991 They fucked. They really, really fucked. 1250 00:54:12,993 --> 00:54:14,559 Hey, they fucked. 1251 00:54:16,496 --> 00:54:19,664 - It's so nice here. - I know. 1252 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:21,266 I think we can safely say 1253 00:54:21,268 --> 00:54:22,900 that my friends' weddings are better than yours. 1254 00:54:22,902 --> 00:54:25,336 You know, it's not a competition, Ben. 1255 00:54:28,675 --> 00:54:30,642 - Yeah. - Everything okay? 1256 00:54:30,644 --> 00:54:32,877 Yeah, yeah. Just my dad. 1257 00:54:32,879 --> 00:54:34,946 Are you still mad at him? 1258 00:54:34,948 --> 00:54:37,048 I'm not mad. I just... I don't know. 1259 00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:40,518 I-I don't know what to tell him about this best-man thing. 1260 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,421 Why don't you just be like, "Yeah, Dad. Sounds great. 1261 00:54:43,423 --> 00:54:44,455 Let's hug now"? 1262 00:54:44,457 --> 00:54:46,457 Okay. 1263 00:54:48,628 --> 00:54:50,428 Uh, hey. 1264 00:54:50,430 --> 00:54:55,533 So I have been thinking a lot about the last wedding. 1265 00:54:56,836 --> 00:55:00,738 You know, what, um... what ha-- what happened. 1266 00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:04,776 And, um, you know, like, the, uh, the activities 1267 00:55:04,778 --> 00:55:07,312 that we engaged in and -- 1268 00:55:07,314 --> 00:55:09,714 Okay. 1269 00:55:09,716 --> 00:55:10,782 - What? - No. 1270 00:55:10,784 --> 00:55:12,383 I'm sorry. I... 1271 00:55:12,385 --> 00:55:13,751 - What? - I -- No. 1272 00:55:13,753 --> 00:55:17,889 I-I have been thinking a lot about it, too. 1273 00:55:20,794 --> 00:55:22,994 In a good way? 1274 00:55:22,996 --> 00:55:25,396 Yes. 1275 00:55:26,499 --> 00:55:28,900 You too -- in a good way? 1276 00:55:30,704 --> 00:55:33,037 - Ben! You? - Yeah. 1277 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:36,741 Okay. 1278 00:55:36,743 --> 00:55:38,776 - All right. - All right. 1279 00:55:41,648 --> 00:55:43,981 Oh, I missed you. 1280 00:55:43,983 --> 00:55:45,783 Did you? 1281 00:55:45,785 --> 00:55:47,985 Wait, wait. Why haven't we hung out? 1282 00:55:47,987 --> 00:55:50,121 - You didn't ask me. - You didn't ask me. 1283 00:55:50,123 --> 00:55:51,923 - I told you I was busy. - No, you weren't. 1284 00:55:51,925 --> 00:55:53,391 - What? - You were scared. 1285 00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:55,993 Yeah, you were, you scared little bitch. 1286 00:55:55,995 --> 00:55:57,795 - What is this outfit? - It's a romper. 1287 00:55:57,797 --> 00:55:59,564 - How does it work? - Get -- Just get it off! 1288 00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:01,699 - Tell me where! - Get it off! 1289 00:56:06,373 --> 00:56:08,573 - Hey, Alice. - What? 1290 00:56:08,575 --> 00:56:11,376 - I don't want to alarm you... - What? 1291 00:56:11,378 --> 00:56:13,711 - ...but I think I'm a robe guy. - Oh, wow. 1292 00:56:13,713 --> 00:56:16,781 Can't believe that fits your lanky body. 1293 00:56:16,783 --> 00:56:18,516 I mean, it only kind of does, 1294 00:56:18,518 --> 00:56:20,718 but I feel like I'm showing just enough leg. 1295 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,420 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right? 1296 00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:24,455 And the rest is just breezy, and I feel beautiful. 1297 00:56:24,457 --> 00:56:26,791 Okay, but, um, are you gonna get dressed? 1298 00:56:26,793 --> 00:56:28,526 'Cause it's in 15 minutes. 1299 00:56:28,528 --> 00:56:29,827 Oh, no, no, no. This is me now. 1300 00:56:29,829 --> 00:56:31,696 - This is me for all time. - Forever? 1301 00:56:31,698 --> 00:56:33,131 - Okay. I like it. - Oh, you like it? 1302 00:56:33,133 --> 00:56:35,032 - Yeah. - That's good. 1303 00:56:35,034 --> 00:56:36,801 - Hey. - Hi. 1304 00:56:37,504 --> 00:56:38,803 You know, everyone has a point. 1305 00:56:38,805 --> 00:56:40,705 I don't think we look bad together. 1306 00:56:40,707 --> 00:56:42,607 Oh, it's everyone that thinks that? 1307 00:56:42,609 --> 00:56:43,941 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1308 00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:45,610 I mean, they say it to me a lot. 1309 00:56:45,612 --> 00:56:47,712 - Don't you get the same thing? - No. 1310 00:56:47,714 --> 00:56:50,047 I mostly get, "Why do you spend so much time 1311 00:56:50,049 --> 00:56:52,150 with that Radio Shack employee?" 1312 00:56:52,152 --> 00:56:54,519 Radio Shack is -- is not a thing anymore. 1313 00:56:54,521 --> 00:56:56,554 Well, it still looks like you work there. 1314 00:56:56,556 --> 00:56:58,756 - That makes it sadder, you know? - Mm. Yeah. 1315 00:56:58,758 --> 00:57:00,825 Okay. I see it. 1316 00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:09,033 Hey, what if we stayed for longer? 1317 00:57:09,035 --> 00:57:11,035 - Really? - Yeah. 1318 00:57:11,037 --> 00:57:14,806 You know, just, uh, just a day or two. 1319 00:57:15,809 --> 00:57:17,842 Seriously? 1320 00:57:17,844 --> 00:57:19,744 Yeah. 1321 00:57:19,746 --> 00:57:21,179 Okay. 1322 00:57:21,181 --> 00:57:24,048 Yeah. Yeah, I could get down with that. 1323 00:57:24,951 --> 00:57:26,651 - You could? - I could. 1324 00:57:26,653 --> 00:57:27,552 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1325 00:57:27,554 --> 00:57:29,020 - Really? - Yes! 1326 00:57:29,022 --> 00:57:30,588 Well, then I'll change our reservation. 1327 00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:32,156 - Okay! Boom-shakalaka! - No. 1328 00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:33,791 - What? - No. 1329 00:57:33,793 --> 00:57:35,059 We put boom-shakalaka away, remember? 1330 00:57:35,061 --> 00:57:37,228 No, you said only on special occasions, 1331 00:57:37,230 --> 00:57:39,063 and this is pretty fucking special. 1332 00:57:39,065 --> 00:57:41,499 I-I don't know if it qualifies. 1333 00:57:41,501 --> 00:57:43,534 Boom-shakalaka, baby! 1334 00:57:55,615 --> 00:57:56,914 Do you guys want to get a picture? 1335 00:57:56,916 --> 00:57:58,516 - Do you have one yet? - No. 1336 00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:00,218 - We have -- We have a few. - We have pictures. 1337 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,787 - You don't have them with this. - You don't have that background. 1338 00:58:02,789 --> 00:58:04,055 Give me your phones. Don't be weird about it. 1339 00:58:04,057 --> 00:58:07,024 - All right. Fine. - You go up -- There. 1340 00:58:07,026 --> 00:58:09,627 Two and... Ah! 1341 00:58:09,629 --> 00:58:10,661 Oh! 1342 00:58:10,663 --> 00:58:16,033 ♪ But when I tell you how I feel ♪ 1343 00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:21,239 ♪ Believe me when I say it's real ♪ 1344 00:58:21,241 --> 00:58:26,177 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1345 00:58:27,647 --> 00:58:31,749 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1346 00:58:31,751 --> 00:58:33,918 ♪ It's real ♪ 1347 00:58:38,191 --> 00:58:43,060 ♪ I carved our names into a tree ♪ 1348 00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:47,765 ♪ I walked on decomposing leaves ♪ 1349 00:58:47,767 --> 00:58:52,570 ♪ I skated on a frozen sea ♪ 1350 00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:57,241 ♪ It's real as far as I can see ♪ 1351 00:58:57,243 --> 00:59:01,779 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1352 00:59:01,781 --> 00:59:04,815 ♪ It's real ♪ 1353 00:59:07,854 --> 00:59:09,754 No, don't you do it. Don't you dare pee. 1354 00:59:09,756 --> 00:59:11,122 - I'm doing it. - No. No. Don't pee. 1355 00:59:11,124 --> 00:59:12,757 - I'm doing it. - Oh, it's warm. 1356 00:59:12,759 --> 00:59:15,860 No. You can't leave. You have to face this! 1357 00:59:15,862 --> 00:59:17,595 - No, I don't. - ♪ It's real ♪ 1358 00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:19,297 It feels so good! 1359 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,632 No! 1360 00:59:30,143 --> 00:59:32,877 So, Lily was always the better sister. 1361 00:59:32,879 --> 00:59:35,713 I mean, she did everything perfectly. 1362 00:59:35,715 --> 00:59:38,983 She got a 4.0 GPA. 1363 00:59:38,985 --> 00:59:42,153 Uh, she was the captain of the soccer team. 1364 00:59:42,155 --> 00:59:45,790 She graduated with honors from Harvard. 1365 00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:49,193 And then... she decided to marry Jordan. 1366 00:59:50,763 --> 00:59:51,829 Thanks, Dad. 1367 00:59:51,831 --> 00:59:53,631 Um, but yeah. No. 1368 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:56,834 I'm -- I'm very happy that the two of them are together, 1369 00:59:56,836 --> 01:00:01,339 and if I can just give one word or two words of advice, 1370 01:00:01,341 --> 01:00:06,010 uh, to Jordan, it would be buckle up. 1371 01:00:06,346 --> 01:00:08,245 Yeah. And -- Yeah. 1372 01:00:08,247 --> 01:00:10,982 Thanks, guy-- That's the end of the speech. 1373 01:00:12,652 --> 01:00:14,251 Well, it's about damn time. 1374 01:00:14,253 --> 01:00:16,287 - That's what I say. - Okay. Relax, Mom. 1375 01:00:16,289 --> 01:00:18,889 You guys have known each other what, 10 years? 1376 01:00:18,891 --> 01:00:20,858 But it's not like we were hanging out the entire time. 1377 01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:23,227 But Lily and Jordan just met two years ago, 1378 01:00:23,229 --> 01:00:24,695 and they're getting married tomorrow. 1379 01:00:24,697 --> 01:00:25,830 Mom, leave me out of it. 1380 01:00:25,832 --> 01:00:28,065 Well, come on. Ben, I get it. 1381 01:00:28,067 --> 01:00:30,034 You were probably heartbroken when she was with Nate. 1382 01:00:30,036 --> 01:00:31,702 Mom, God! 1383 01:00:31,704 --> 01:00:33,237 - I bet you hated Nate. - I didn't really know him. 1384 01:00:33,239 --> 01:00:36,374 Hey, hon, how much longer before the potatoes are ready? 1385 01:00:36,376 --> 01:00:37,842 They're done. Why? 1386 01:00:37,844 --> 01:00:39,210 I'm just trying to gauge how much longer 1387 01:00:39,212 --> 01:00:40,978 before I put the branzino on the grill. 1388 01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:42,813 Fifteen minutes ago! 1389 01:00:42,815 --> 01:00:45,983 - Whoops. Sorry. I got it. - Oh, it never gets any easier. 1390 01:00:45,985 --> 01:00:47,752 So what's the problem? 1391 01:00:47,754 --> 01:00:49,387 Are you afraid of strong women? 1392 01:00:49,389 --> 01:00:52,156 What? No. No. N-No. I-I love strong women. 1393 01:00:52,158 --> 01:00:53,758 Okay. So what took you so long? 1394 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,292 - Well, I -- - You don't have to answer that. 1395 01:00:55,294 --> 01:00:56,894 - I can answer that. - No. 1396 01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:58,229 You have to stop asking so many questions -- 1397 01:00:58,231 --> 01:01:00,031 Because you're asking so many questions! 1398 01:01:00,033 --> 01:01:01,365 - Stop! - Let him answer it! 1399 01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:02,400 So? 1400 01:01:02,402 --> 01:01:03,801 We were just friends. 1401 01:01:03,803 --> 01:01:05,770 Friends? Friends grow on trees. 1402 01:01:05,772 --> 01:01:08,172 But let me tell you what doesn't grow on trees. Wives. 1403 01:01:08,174 --> 01:01:09,974 Now, this fine piece right here -- 1404 01:01:09,976 --> 01:01:11,442 Mom, don't find me a fine piece. 1405 01:01:11,444 --> 01:01:12,810 - What? - That's weird. 1406 01:01:12,812 --> 01:01:14,145 You're my daughter. 1407 01:01:14,147 --> 01:01:15,980 It's okay if I think you're a fine slice. 1408 01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:17,948 Look. He obviously agrees. 1409 01:01:17,950 --> 01:01:19,383 Or he wouldn't be throwing it into you. 1410 01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:20,985 - Okay! That's enough. - Right? 1411 01:01:20,987 --> 01:01:23,187 Ben, go see if my dad needs help with the grill. 1412 01:01:23,189 --> 01:01:25,156 - Yep. - Great. 1413 01:01:25,158 --> 01:01:27,058 It's crazy. You two have nothing in common. 1414 01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:29,060 Fuck off. 1415 01:01:29,062 --> 01:01:31,128 - Hey, Mr. Mori. - Hey. How's it going? 1416 01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,430 Doing good. You need any help? 1417 01:01:32,432 --> 01:01:34,098 Um... 1418 01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:37,034 ...no. 1419 01:01:38,905 --> 01:01:40,404 I didn't know you were in band. 1420 01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:42,940 Hell yeah. Clarinet. 1421 01:01:42,942 --> 01:01:45,409 Third chair, baby. 1422 01:01:45,411 --> 01:01:48,179 Hey, this Jonathan Weiss kid had a crush on you. 1423 01:01:48,181 --> 01:01:49,480 How do you know that? 1424 01:01:49,482 --> 01:01:51,849 'Cause you wrote, "He has a crush on me." 1425 01:01:51,851 --> 01:01:55,152 Oh, Jesus. 1426 01:01:57,423 --> 01:02:01,225 Hey. You ready for ultimate hotness? 1427 01:02:01,227 --> 01:02:02,827 What? 1428 01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:07,298 Sexy, sexy. 1429 01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:09,400 Oh, yes. 1430 01:02:09,402 --> 01:02:12,369 This is the full seventh-grade Alice experience. 1431 01:02:12,371 --> 01:02:14,772 Yes, it is, young man. 1432 01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:15,773 Oh, my God. 1433 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:17,775 I've never done this before. 1434 01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:20,010 - Mm. - Mm. 1435 01:02:20,012 --> 01:02:21,512 Mm. 1436 01:02:21,514 --> 01:02:23,347 Mm. You got to... 1437 01:02:23,349 --> 01:02:24,749 - What? - You got to take it out. 1438 01:02:24,751 --> 01:02:26,350 - Is it too much? - I can feel it. 1439 01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:30,821 Hey, um, Nate texted you. 1440 01:02:31,224 --> 01:02:33,858 - Like, just now? - Yeah. 1441 01:02:34,861 --> 01:02:37,194 Do you want to -- Do you want to check it or... 1442 01:02:37,196 --> 01:02:39,396 No. I'm good. 1443 01:02:40,233 --> 01:02:41,165 Really? 1444 01:02:41,167 --> 01:02:42,399 Yeah. 1445 01:02:42,401 --> 01:02:44,502 - Check it. - You want me to check it? 1446 01:02:44,504 --> 01:02:47,238 No. I mean, you can. I would. 1447 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,440 No. I know what it says. I don't need to check that. 1448 01:02:49,442 --> 01:02:50,941 What does it say? 1449 01:02:50,943 --> 01:02:53,310 Probably like... "Oh, Alice. 1450 01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:54,779 I miss you. 1451 01:02:54,781 --> 01:02:58,115 I made a mistake." 1452 01:02:58,117 --> 01:03:00,084 That doesn't mess with you, like, at all? 1453 01:03:00,086 --> 01:03:03,420 No, dude. I'm with you. 1454 01:03:04,023 --> 01:03:06,791 You know. I'm with you. 1455 01:03:06,793 --> 01:03:07,992 - Mm. - This guy. 1456 01:03:07,994 --> 01:03:11,128 Mm. 1457 01:03:12,198 --> 01:03:14,098 Mm. 1458 01:03:17,336 --> 01:03:20,504 Uh... w-wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1459 01:03:20,506 --> 01:03:22,206 - I think... - What? 1460 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:26,210 Maybe we wait till we're back home to do this. 1461 01:03:28,181 --> 01:03:30,347 - Are you being serious? - Yeah. Yeah. 1462 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:34,251 I don't want your mom to come in and, like, bop me on the head. 1463 01:03:34,253 --> 01:03:35,886 Bop you? 1464 01:03:35,888 --> 01:03:37,521 Yeah. Bop me. 1465 01:03:38,257 --> 01:03:39,957 Um, cool. 1466 01:03:39,959 --> 01:03:41,058 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1467 01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:42,860 - No. It's fine. - No, I... 1468 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:45,429 I just figured maybe the walls are kind of thin, 1469 01:03:45,431 --> 01:03:46,864 maybe your parents can hear us. 1470 01:03:46,866 --> 01:03:48,532 I mean, they can't, but yeah. 1471 01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:52,102 It's okay. We have to wake up early anyway. 1472 01:03:52,572 --> 01:03:55,873 Hey, you know what we're gonna do when we get back home? 1473 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:56,874 What? 1474 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:59,343 Just sex. 1475 01:03:59,345 --> 01:04:01,912 Just hardcore fucking. 1476 01:04:01,914 --> 01:04:04,048 Okay. 1477 01:04:04,050 --> 01:04:06,517 Go to bed. 1478 01:04:08,487 --> 01:04:10,921 Hey, I'm totally cool if you want to check that text. 1479 01:04:10,923 --> 01:04:12,990 Oh, my God. Shut up. 1480 01:04:12,992 --> 01:04:14,358 Where are the caterers?! 1481 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,261 They were supposed to be here an hour ago! 1482 01:04:17,263 --> 01:04:20,497 Dolores, please put down those flowers. 1483 01:04:20,499 --> 01:04:22,366 Mitchell, why aren't you dressed? 1484 01:04:22,368 --> 01:04:24,368 I need a little help with the collage. 1485 01:04:24,370 --> 01:04:26,904 - It's taking forever. - Are you kidding? 1486 01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:29,139 - Oh, my God! - Uh, I can help. 1487 01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:31,308 Go! Go! Go! 1488 01:04:31,310 --> 01:04:33,010 I hope you're better with a glue stick 1489 01:04:33,012 --> 01:04:34,511 than you are with a helium tank. 1490 01:04:34,513 --> 01:04:36,146 Hey, Mr. Mori, How's it going? 1491 01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:37,915 - What -- What can I do? - Uh, we're collaging. 1492 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:39,917 Start with that pile. Cut around heads. 1493 01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:41,252 - Okay. - Leave the ears, though. 1494 01:04:41,254 --> 01:04:42,353 Yeah. 1495 01:04:44,090 --> 01:04:45,489 What am I supposed to do with this? 1496 01:04:45,491 --> 01:04:48,025 Just zhush. 1497 01:04:48,027 --> 01:04:49,526 What is zhushing? 1498 01:04:49,528 --> 01:04:50,961 It's, like, something. 1499 01:04:50,963 --> 01:04:51,996 - Like that? - Yeah. 1500 01:04:51,998 --> 01:04:53,564 Okay. 1501 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:56,433 Are you nervous? 1502 01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:58,235 No. 1503 01:05:00,573 --> 01:05:02,339 Are you jealous? 1504 01:05:03,509 --> 01:05:06,210 Jesus Christ. 1505 01:05:06,212 --> 01:05:08,045 You are a monster in this dress. 1506 01:05:08,047 --> 01:05:10,047 Hey, you're not allowed to say mean things. 1507 01:05:10,049 --> 01:05:12,182 I'm just kidding. I am. I love you. 1508 01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:14,118 I love you. 1509 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,620 I can't believe you made me wear this stupid dress. 1510 01:05:19,258 --> 01:05:21,125 You look pretty. 1511 01:05:21,127 --> 01:05:23,193 Okay. 1512 01:05:26,365 --> 01:05:27,932 You can put that one, uh, 1513 01:05:27,934 --> 01:05:29,967 next to the engagement picture right there. 1514 01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:31,669 No problem. 1515 01:05:34,073 --> 01:05:35,606 Oh, my God. 1516 01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:40,311 - Is this Alice? - Ah. Yeah. 1517 01:05:40,313 --> 01:05:41,445 Oh. Look at that hat. 1518 01:05:41,447 --> 01:05:43,614 I know. Isn't she cute? 1519 01:05:48,721 --> 01:05:51,522 Whoops. I don't know how Nate got in there. 1520 01:05:51,524 --> 01:05:53,257 Probably should have thrown that one out. 1521 01:05:53,259 --> 01:05:54,258 I'm sorry. 1522 01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:55,626 Oh, no. Hey, it happens. 1523 01:05:55,628 --> 01:05:57,227 - Yeah. - Right? 1524 01:05:59,465 --> 01:06:02,132 I'm really glad you came along, Ben. 1525 01:06:03,369 --> 01:06:06,737 Haven't seen my daughter this happy in a long time. 1526 01:06:12,678 --> 01:06:14,611 Everybody's moving so slowly. 1527 01:06:14,613 --> 01:06:16,413 - Come on. - Dad. 1528 01:06:17,483 --> 01:06:19,350 - Oh. - This is not good here. 1529 01:06:19,352 --> 01:06:21,085 Why aren't the flowers already here? 1530 01:06:21,087 --> 01:06:22,753 - For God's sakes. - It's okay. 1531 01:06:22,755 --> 01:06:25,990 It's all right. It's beautiful. You've done an amazing job. 1532 01:06:25,992 --> 01:06:27,591 I love you. Okay. I love you, too. 1533 01:06:27,593 --> 01:06:29,493 All right. 1534 01:06:29,495 --> 01:06:31,428 Okay. Go to work. 1535 01:06:31,430 --> 01:06:33,097 Hi! 1536 01:06:33,099 --> 01:06:35,032 Oh, my God. How are you? 1537 01:06:35,034 --> 01:06:36,567 Hi. Ben. 1538 01:06:36,569 --> 01:06:38,035 - Ben. - This is Ben. Sorry. 1539 01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:39,470 I didn't introduce you. This is Darlene. 1540 01:06:39,472 --> 01:06:41,305 How's it going? Nice to meet you. Ben. 1541 01:06:41,307 --> 01:06:42,706 Look at you. Oh. 1542 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,208 Hello. 1543 01:06:44,210 --> 01:06:47,578 - Thanks, Uncle Peter. - Thank you, Uncle Peter. 1544 01:06:47,580 --> 01:06:49,013 Ben. Ben. 1545 01:06:49,015 --> 01:06:50,447 The assistant grill master. Come on. 1546 01:06:50,449 --> 01:06:51,715 No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. 1547 01:06:51,717 --> 01:06:53,417 It's fine. Just come into the shot. 1548 01:06:53,419 --> 01:06:55,252 - Okay, okay, okay. - Now I need to recheck the -- 1549 01:06:55,254 --> 01:06:57,554 - All right. All right. - I need to look. 1550 01:06:57,556 --> 01:06:59,156 How tall are you? You're too tall. 1551 01:06:59,158 --> 01:07:00,190 - Six foot. - Stand in back. 1552 01:07:00,192 --> 01:07:01,191 - Okay. - Right here. 1553 01:07:01,193 --> 01:07:02,593 - Here? - Yes. Perfect. 1554 01:07:02,595 --> 01:07:04,561 Okay. Ready. 1555 01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:09,400 So, um, to wrap it all up, uh, Jordan, don't get drunk 1556 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:12,369 because, um, you're gonna have to perform tonight, right? 1557 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:19,610 Thanks to Kit and Kate for the wonderful flowers. 1558 01:07:19,612 --> 01:07:21,045 They were amazing. 1559 01:07:21,047 --> 01:07:23,414 And, um, a round of applause for Ben, 1560 01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:25,716 Alice's new boyfriend. 1561 01:07:25,718 --> 01:07:27,751 We like him 'cause he's cute. 1562 01:07:27,753 --> 01:07:29,420 Okay. No. 1563 01:07:29,422 --> 01:07:31,088 - Yeah, Ben. - Thank you. 1564 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:33,557 So, uh, you know, enjoy the food. 1565 01:07:33,559 --> 01:07:35,626 Celebrate. Congratulations, Lily. 1566 01:07:35,628 --> 01:07:37,161 Okay. Okay. That's... 1567 01:07:37,163 --> 01:07:40,764 - Yeah, Mom, yeah. - Whoo! 1568 01:07:42,268 --> 01:07:44,334 - She -- She's on fire tonight. - She is freaking... 1569 01:07:44,336 --> 01:07:46,070 - She's killing it. - ...a bullet. 1570 01:07:46,072 --> 01:07:48,105 - Wow. - Um, are you doing okay? 1571 01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:49,840 Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm good. 1572 01:07:49,842 --> 01:07:51,308 Okay. 1573 01:07:51,310 --> 01:07:54,311 It's more than you could have possibly imagined, right? 1574 01:07:54,313 --> 01:07:56,346 No, no, no. No, no. It's great. 1575 01:07:56,348 --> 01:07:57,714 - Alice. - All right. 1576 01:07:57,716 --> 01:07:59,149 - Get over here. - Okay. 1577 01:07:59,151 --> 01:08:01,185 - Say hi to your cousins. - Okay! 1578 01:08:01,187 --> 01:08:02,853 - You're doing great. - Oh. 1579 01:08:03,756 --> 01:08:05,422 Hurry. 1580 01:08:05,424 --> 01:08:06,757 I'm coming. 1581 01:08:13,766 --> 01:08:17,301 As Nick's best man, I could tell you all the stories 1582 01:08:17,303 --> 01:08:19,303 about his past boyfriends. 1583 01:08:19,305 --> 01:08:21,438 And as Brett's best man, I could tell you 1584 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:23,640 all the stories about his ex-girlfriends. 1585 01:08:23,642 --> 01:08:25,576 - But we're not gonna do that. - No, we are not. 1586 01:08:25,578 --> 01:08:27,377 - Mnh-mnh. - Because we love each other. 1587 01:08:27,379 --> 01:08:30,247 Yes. And because my ex is here. 1588 01:08:30,249 --> 01:08:31,715 - Hi, Chloe. - Hi, Brett. 1589 01:08:31,717 --> 01:08:33,550 Oh, don't you talk to him, bitch! 1590 01:08:41,327 --> 01:08:42,826 Ben, let's go. 1591 01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:44,561 What are you doing? 1592 01:08:44,563 --> 01:08:46,396 Writing a card for Brett and Nick. 1593 01:08:46,398 --> 01:08:47,831 Okay. 1594 01:08:48,868 --> 01:08:50,534 Ohh. 1595 01:08:51,670 --> 01:08:54,238 Oh, God, what are these pillows? 1596 01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:55,639 I think it was a gift. 1597 01:08:55,641 --> 01:08:57,307 Okay, I'm gonna buy you new ones. 1598 01:08:57,309 --> 01:08:59,209 - You don't have to do that. - Yes, I do. 1599 01:08:59,211 --> 01:09:01,445 - They're burning my eyes. - Well, I like them. 1600 01:09:01,447 --> 01:09:03,280 How much longer? 1601 01:09:03,282 --> 01:09:07,284 Love, Alice and Ben. There we go. 1602 01:09:07,286 --> 01:09:08,519 All right. 1603 01:09:08,521 --> 01:09:09,820 Okay. You ready? 1604 01:09:09,822 --> 01:09:11,522 Yeah. Been ready. 1605 01:09:11,524 --> 01:09:14,458 Do you have the gift in your car? 1606 01:09:18,364 --> 01:09:19,530 - Oh. - Alice. 1607 01:09:19,532 --> 01:09:20,564 - I'm so sorry. - Seriously? 1608 01:09:20,566 --> 01:09:22,466 I left it at my house. 1609 01:09:22,468 --> 01:09:23,767 We can swing by and pick it up. 1610 01:09:23,769 --> 01:09:26,270 No, no. We don't have time for that. 1611 01:09:26,272 --> 01:09:28,238 Fuck. Okay. Come on. We -- All right, let's go. 1612 01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:29,773 Okay. 1613 01:09:32,411 --> 01:09:34,411 Oh, I hate this. 1614 01:09:34,413 --> 01:09:35,846 I hate showing up empty-handed. 1615 01:09:35,848 --> 01:09:38,482 It's fine. I promise you they don't give a shit. 1616 01:09:38,484 --> 01:09:40,250 I give a shit. 1617 01:09:40,252 --> 01:09:42,686 Hand-delivering a gift. It's a -- It's a classic move. 1618 01:09:42,688 --> 01:09:44,588 Okay, well, I never give a gift. 1619 01:09:44,590 --> 01:09:46,690 You never give a gift? What does that mean? 1620 01:09:46,692 --> 01:09:49,693 No. They should give me a gift for coming to this shit. 1621 01:09:49,695 --> 01:09:51,595 - Do you hear yourself right now? - Yeah. 1622 01:09:51,597 --> 01:09:52,863 That's the most selfish thing I've ever heard 1623 01:09:52,865 --> 01:09:55,199 in my entire life -- my entire life. 1624 01:09:55,201 --> 01:09:56,466 Shouldn't it be refrigerated? 1625 01:09:56,468 --> 01:09:57,768 No, we're already going to the roof. 1626 01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:59,503 Oh. Are you friends of Brett and Nick? 1627 01:09:59,505 --> 01:10:01,338 - Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1628 01:10:01,340 --> 01:10:02,973 Uh, I'm Ben. This is Alice. 1629 01:10:02,975 --> 01:10:05,576 I can introduce myself. I'm Alice. This is Ben. 1630 01:10:05,578 --> 01:10:07,644 Oh. Pleased to meet you guys. I'm Jackie. 1631 01:10:07,646 --> 01:10:09,713 - Greg. - We're the downstairs neighbors. 1632 01:10:09,715 --> 01:10:11,548 You guys know if there's gonna be food at this thing? 1633 01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:12,950 I already told you that there isn't food. 1634 01:10:12,952 --> 01:10:14,418 - I don't know. - Never been wrong. 1635 01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:15,686 Never, ever been wrong in your life? 1636 01:10:15,688 --> 01:10:17,888 See? They have a gift. 1637 01:10:17,890 --> 01:10:19,323 Okay. You know what? 1638 01:10:19,325 --> 01:10:20,757 Can you just -- Can you let it go? 1639 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:21,925 I really don't want to go through the whole party 1640 01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:22,859 in a fight. 1641 01:10:22,861 --> 01:10:24,728 I'm not doing anything. 1642 01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:26,763 You're being a little shitty. 1643 01:10:26,765 --> 01:10:27,864 Don't do that. 1644 01:10:27,866 --> 01:10:29,433 - Do what? - Don't do that. 1645 01:10:29,435 --> 01:10:30,901 Don't make me feel crazy because you messed up. 1646 01:10:30,903 --> 01:10:33,804 I'm not. I literally left a present at home. 1647 01:10:33,806 --> 01:10:35,806 It should not be this big of a deal. 1648 01:10:35,808 --> 01:10:37,674 Are you kidding me? It's a big deal. 1649 01:10:37,676 --> 01:10:39,543 I asked you to pick it up like, what, three times? 1650 01:10:39,545 --> 01:10:42,613 Who cares that you're literally the only person 1651 01:10:42,615 --> 01:10:44,815 who doesn't use gift registration. 1652 01:10:44,817 --> 01:10:46,483 Yeah, that's what's special 1653 01:10:46,485 --> 01:10:47,985 about actually hand-delivering a gift. 1654 01:10:47,987 --> 01:10:49,486 You get to see their reaction. 1655 01:10:49,488 --> 01:10:50,654 You get to see the joy. It's amazing. 1656 01:10:50,656 --> 01:10:51,788 Well, we got them a Keurig. 1657 01:10:51,790 --> 01:10:52,889 I don't think the two of them 1658 01:10:52,891 --> 01:10:54,458 will exactly come with enthusiasm. 1659 01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:55,692 Well, we're never gonna know now, are we? 1660 01:10:55,694 --> 01:10:58,562 - Okay. Hey! - Hi. 1661 01:10:58,564 --> 01:11:01,298 Oh, my God. Hi, buddy. 1662 01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:04,434 Hey, congratulations, dude. 1663 01:11:04,436 --> 01:11:06,670 You guys, I am so sorry we don't come bearing gifts. 1664 01:11:06,672 --> 01:11:07,871 Bozo here left it at home. 1665 01:11:07,873 --> 01:11:09,806 - Seriously? - I'm joking. 1666 01:11:09,808 --> 01:11:11,675 I'm joking! It was me. 1667 01:11:11,677 --> 01:11:13,410 I'm the monster who left your Keurig at home. 1668 01:11:13,412 --> 01:11:14,845 - I'm sorry. - A Keurig? 1669 01:11:14,847 --> 01:11:16,446 It's a little coffee thing with the pods. 1670 01:11:16,448 --> 01:11:17,781 Oh! Nice! 1671 01:11:17,783 --> 01:11:19,416 It's nice. Thank you so much. 1672 01:11:19,418 --> 01:11:20,917 Yeah. See, you get to see the excitement. 1673 01:11:20,919 --> 01:11:22,586 Yeah, yeah. Well, you blew the surprise. 1674 01:11:22,588 --> 01:11:25,355 Okay? She blew the surprise. I'm sorry. 1675 01:11:25,357 --> 01:11:26,823 Well, for the record, I don't give a shit 1676 01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:27,824 that you left it at home. 1677 01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:29,026 Okay, well, forget it. 1678 01:11:29,028 --> 01:11:30,694 Congratulations, you guys. 1679 01:11:30,696 --> 01:11:33,297 - Oh. - I'm so happy to see you. 1680 01:11:33,299 --> 01:11:34,765 - Let's get shitfaced. Yeah? - Please, yes. 1681 01:11:34,767 --> 01:11:37,401 Please, please, please. 1682 01:11:47,646 --> 01:11:49,746 Okay. So they ran out of beer, 1683 01:11:49,748 --> 01:11:52,983 so I had to settle for whatever was in the plastic jug. 1684 01:11:52,985 --> 01:11:54,651 Oh. 1685 01:11:56,055 --> 01:11:57,521 Ugh. That's awful. 1686 01:11:57,523 --> 01:11:59,423 - Will you hold this? - Yeah. 1687 01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:02,826 Hey, for Jacob and Anna's wedding, 1688 01:12:02,828 --> 01:12:04,461 I was thinking that we just do the same thing 1689 01:12:04,463 --> 01:12:05,662 that we did at the beach 1690 01:12:05,664 --> 01:12:07,597 and stick around a couple extra days. 1691 01:12:07,599 --> 01:12:10,033 Um, yeah. I -- I don't know. 1692 01:12:10,035 --> 01:12:11,635 I-I don't know if I can make it to that one. 1693 01:12:11,637 --> 01:12:13,437 What? Why? 1694 01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,439 I just -- I have a thing. 1695 01:12:15,441 --> 01:12:17,441 - A thing. - Yeah. It's a work thing. 1696 01:12:17,443 --> 01:12:19,976 - I can't move it. - No. You're not making me go 1697 01:12:19,978 --> 01:12:22,379 to Jacob Cartelli's wedding by myself. 1698 01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:23,980 I'm... 1699 01:12:23,982 --> 01:12:25,682 pretty sure you can handle it. 1700 01:12:25,684 --> 01:12:27,784 Ben, you're coming to the wedding. 1701 01:12:27,786 --> 01:12:29,920 You don't get to just bail 'cause you're in a mood. 1702 01:12:29,922 --> 01:12:32,022 - I'm not in a mood. - Yes, you are. 1703 01:12:32,024 --> 01:12:33,924 You're in a little bitch mood 'cause of the coffeemaker. 1704 01:12:33,926 --> 01:12:35,859 It's not the coffeemaker! 1705 01:12:41,934 --> 01:12:43,934 Sorry. I just -- I-I need a second. 1706 01:12:54,947 --> 01:12:57,080 There you are. 1707 01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:58,382 Jesus. 1708 01:12:58,384 --> 01:13:00,917 Hey. 1709 01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:02,652 Are you smoking? 1710 01:13:02,654 --> 01:13:04,988 Yeah. Bummed it off of somebody. 1711 01:13:05,724 --> 01:13:07,958 You look like a fucking idiot smoking that thing. 1712 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,559 Yeah. 1713 01:13:11,497 --> 01:13:12,963 What's going on with you? 1714 01:13:13,632 --> 01:13:15,532 Nothing. I'm just thinking. 1715 01:13:16,668 --> 01:13:18,001 About? 1716 01:13:18,003 --> 01:13:19,136 I don't know. Stuff. 1717 01:13:19,138 --> 01:13:20,570 Oh. Stuff. Okay. 1718 01:13:20,572 --> 01:13:21,838 In that case, I'll leave you be. 1719 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,040 Hey. Stop. Talk to me. 1720 01:13:25,477 --> 01:13:26,810 I just -- I don't -- 1721 01:13:26,812 --> 01:13:29,179 I've been thinking about us, you know? 1722 01:13:29,181 --> 01:13:30,647 About what this is. 1723 01:13:30,649 --> 01:13:32,149 We were dating. 1724 01:13:32,151 --> 01:13:33,683 It's not a huge fucking mystery. 1725 01:13:33,685 --> 01:13:36,153 It's not weird to you, 1726 01:13:36,155 --> 01:13:38,155 you know, that we're all of a sudden, like, this couple? 1727 01:13:38,157 --> 01:13:39,923 No. 1728 01:13:39,925 --> 01:13:41,158 Ben, this isn't sudden. 1729 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,627 We've been doing this for a while. 1730 01:13:43,629 --> 01:13:45,962 I mean, Jesus, you came to my sister's wedding with me. 1731 01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:48,498 Yeah. Yeah. Because that's -- that was the deal. 1732 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:50,434 That's what we do. 1733 01:13:51,537 --> 01:13:53,036 Are you fucking serious right now? 1734 01:13:53,038 --> 01:13:56,907 I just -- I-I never -- I never saw us as -- as a thing. 1735 01:13:56,909 --> 01:13:58,608 So? Neither did I. 1736 01:13:58,610 --> 01:14:00,811 Quite frankly, I was repulsed by the idea of you. 1737 01:14:00,813 --> 01:14:02,012 - Thanks. - But it changed, 1738 01:14:02,014 --> 01:14:04,548 and it just -- it happened. 1739 01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:10,687 I can just -- I can feel you settling in. 1740 01:14:10,689 --> 01:14:13,056 - And I'm having doubts. - Okay. 1741 01:14:14,493 --> 01:14:15,826 That's okay. 1742 01:14:15,828 --> 01:14:17,227 I-I mean, you're allowed to have doubts. 1743 01:14:17,229 --> 01:14:19,663 It's just I don't think we have... 1744 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:22,532 ...you know, what, like, Brett and Nick have. 1745 01:14:23,235 --> 01:14:25,869 - What, two dicks? - No. Just... 1746 01:14:26,872 --> 01:14:28,538 Alice, I look at some of these couples, 1747 01:14:28,540 --> 01:14:30,640 and they're not like us. 1748 01:14:30,642 --> 01:14:33,577 They just -- They -- They have this... 1749 01:14:33,579 --> 01:14:35,545 - this... - Love? 1750 01:14:35,547 --> 01:14:36,580 Yeah. 1751 01:14:36,582 --> 01:14:38,615 Yeah, well, I love you, dumbass. 1752 01:14:46,091 --> 01:14:47,624 Do you love me? 1753 01:14:47,626 --> 01:14:48,892 Uh... 1754 01:14:50,162 --> 01:14:51,695 I don't know. 1755 01:14:57,503 --> 01:14:59,202 - So that's a no. - It's an I don't know. 1756 01:14:59,204 --> 01:15:00,904 - Okay. - Alice, I just need to be... 1757 01:15:00,906 --> 01:15:02,506 - That's fucking great. - ...100% certain with you. 1758 01:15:02,508 --> 01:15:03,807 And I'm not. I'm not right now. 1759 01:15:03,809 --> 01:15:04,774 Oh, my God. 1760 01:15:04,776 --> 01:15:06,576 I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1761 01:15:06,578 --> 01:15:08,078 I-I-I should have stopped this a long time ago. 1762 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,814 Ben, don't do this. Stop, stop doing this. 1763 01:15:10,816 --> 01:15:13,016 I'm serious. We have a good thing, okay? 1764 01:15:13,018 --> 01:15:15,552 I-I'm not -- I'm not asking you to marry me. 1765 01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:17,554 I'm not asking you to move in. 1766 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:20,190 I mean, what? What do you need? What -- 1767 01:15:20,192 --> 01:15:22,526 This is good. You just have to give it a chance. 1768 01:15:22,528 --> 01:15:24,794 - Just -- Just try it for me. - I can't. I can't. 1769 01:15:24,796 --> 01:15:27,063 - Why can't -- - I can't just say "Fuck it" 1770 01:15:27,065 --> 01:15:28,832 and then hurt you the way that Nate did. 1771 01:15:28,834 --> 01:15:31,067 I'm sorry, but that would kill me if I did that to you. 1772 01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:33,069 Don't say that to me. 1773 01:15:33,071 --> 01:15:38,174 You are hurting me way more than Nate ever hurt me. 1774 01:15:38,977 --> 01:15:41,845 God, Ben, you talk about how you want love. 1775 01:15:41,847 --> 01:15:44,681 You're always looking for love, and I'm here. 1776 01:15:44,683 --> 01:15:47,617 It's standing right in front of you, and you can't -- 1777 01:15:51,023 --> 01:15:53,156 - Alice, I'm so sorry. - Don't -- 1778 01:15:53,158 --> 01:15:56,660 Don't fucking say you're sorry. 1779 01:15:56,662 --> 01:15:58,628 You are not sorry, Ben. 1780 01:15:58,630 --> 01:16:01,998 You think you're this good guy, and you're not. 1781 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,767 You are not. 1782 01:16:05,771 --> 01:16:07,571 - You're a fucking asshole. - Alice. 1783 01:16:07,573 --> 01:16:10,674 I don't fucking give a shit. Honestly. 1784 01:16:10,676 --> 01:16:12,008 I'm cool. 1785 01:16:25,958 --> 01:16:29,359 Before the wedding, I sat down with Josh and Allison 1786 01:16:29,361 --> 01:16:32,596 and had them each tell me what they thought about one another, 1787 01:16:32,598 --> 01:16:34,598 what makes up their love, 1788 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:38,268 what makes them soul mates and there for one another. 1789 01:16:38,270 --> 01:16:41,371 I am always very impressed with your love. 1790 01:16:41,373 --> 01:16:44,140 You may now kiss the bride. 1791 01:16:44,142 --> 01:16:47,711 - Mazel tov! - Mazel tov! 1792 01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:57,687 The first time that Allison met Josh, 1793 01:16:57,689 --> 01:16:59,289 she just straight-up farted. 1794 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:01,992 And then she blamed me for it. 1795 01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:05,128 Didn't you, Allison? 1796 01:17:12,738 --> 01:17:16,172 Yeah, I'm -- I'm a VP at a start-up. 1797 01:17:16,174 --> 01:17:17,407 That doesn't sound very interesting. 1798 01:17:17,409 --> 01:17:19,042 It's not. It's not. That's the thing. 1799 01:17:19,044 --> 01:17:21,378 - Excuse me. - My God. Hi. 1800 01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:23,013 Oh, my God. So good to see you. 1801 01:17:23,015 --> 01:17:25,348 Somebody call about their dirty pool? 1802 01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:27,417 My pool is so wet. 1803 01:17:27,419 --> 01:17:29,285 Those tits look delicious. 1804 01:17:29,287 --> 01:17:30,954 Okay. 1805 01:17:30,956 --> 01:17:33,957 Oh, yeah. That's where I like it. 1806 01:17:33,959 --> 01:17:36,393 ♪ ...to see the day ♪ 1807 01:17:36,395 --> 01:17:42,399 Michael, Kara, I have one last thing to say to you both. 1808 01:17:42,401 --> 01:17:44,768 Flash mob! 1809 01:17:48,173 --> 01:17:52,008 ♪ How might I live to see the day? ♪ 1810 01:17:52,010 --> 01:17:53,309 How many keys you want? 1811 01:17:53,979 --> 01:17:55,779 Just one. 1812 01:17:58,216 --> 01:17:59,849 - There you go. - Thank you. 1813 01:18:06,091 --> 01:18:07,190 You here alone? 1814 01:18:07,192 --> 01:18:09,793 Sort of. I'm Michael's cousin. 1815 01:18:09,795 --> 01:18:12,028 No, uh -- No boyfriend? 1816 01:18:12,030 --> 01:18:15,832 ♪ But I can't ♪ 1817 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:20,437 ♪ So I'm rolling on ♪ 1818 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:23,039 Uh, Ben. 1819 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,974 Yikes. 1820 01:18:24,976 --> 01:18:26,843 Hey. Hey, Ben. 1821 01:18:26,845 --> 01:18:28,912 Ben, let's get you some water, bud. 1822 01:18:28,914 --> 01:18:30,313 What? Come on. I'm just dancing. 1823 01:18:30,315 --> 01:18:32,048 No, you're being that idiot at the wedding. 1824 01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:34,250 - What? - Being that guy. 1825 01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:36,219 - That guy? - Yeah. 1826 01:18:36,221 --> 01:18:37,887 It's not great. 1827 01:18:37,889 --> 01:18:40,056 Come on. Take a seat. 1828 01:18:41,193 --> 01:18:42,726 What are you doing? 1829 01:18:42,728 --> 01:18:43,927 What? I'm having a good time. 1830 01:18:43,929 --> 01:18:45,795 No, you aren't. That's not fun. 1831 01:18:45,797 --> 01:18:47,063 That did not look like you're having fun. 1832 01:18:47,065 --> 01:18:48,898 I'm having -- I'm having a ball. 1833 01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:50,400 I'm having a regular old ball of a time. 1834 01:18:50,402 --> 01:18:51,935 I'm flying solo, buddy. 1835 01:18:51,937 --> 01:18:53,403 Uh, sure. 1836 01:18:53,405 --> 01:18:54,738 - It's great. - Where's Alice? 1837 01:18:54,740 --> 01:18:56,005 I mean, I thought you guys 1838 01:18:56,007 --> 01:18:57,273 were doing all these weddings together. 1839 01:18:57,275 --> 01:18:59,209 We sort of, um... 1840 01:18:59,211 --> 01:19:01,411 W-We sort of imploded. 1841 01:19:04,049 --> 01:19:05,315 I imploded it. 1842 01:19:05,317 --> 01:19:07,183 Mm-hmm. Why? 1843 01:19:07,185 --> 01:19:08,852 'Cause, man, I don't know. 1844 01:19:08,854 --> 01:19:11,521 I don't know if I can be with her, you know, forever. 1845 01:19:11,523 --> 01:19:12,922 Ohh. 1846 01:19:12,924 --> 01:19:13,823 What? 1847 01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,460 - You know how you're a dumb guy? - Yeah. 1848 01:19:17,462 --> 01:19:19,863 I think these weddings are making you dumber. 1849 01:19:21,967 --> 01:19:23,933 Yeah. Maybe. No more weddings. 1850 01:19:23,935 --> 01:19:25,301 They're bad for me. 1851 01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:27,270 If I get invited to another one, 1852 01:19:27,272 --> 01:19:28,938 I'm gonna be like, "Hey, no, thank you," okay? 1853 01:19:28,940 --> 01:19:31,040 I can't go. I can't do it. 1854 01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:33,943 It's just like, why is everybody so in love 1855 01:19:33,945 --> 01:19:37,213 and just so -- just sure? 1856 01:19:37,215 --> 01:19:38,915 Dude, they're not. 1857 01:19:38,917 --> 01:19:40,450 What are you talk-- What are you talking about? 1858 01:19:40,452 --> 01:19:42,152 You have never had doubts about Amanda. 1859 01:19:42,154 --> 01:19:43,520 Why would you say that? 1860 01:19:43,522 --> 01:19:45,255 How do you know? 1861 01:19:45,257 --> 01:19:46,923 Do you, like, watch us, like, all the time? 1862 01:19:46,925 --> 01:19:48,091 Do you have a camera set up in our house? 1863 01:19:48,093 --> 01:19:49,425 Jesus. 1864 01:19:49,427 --> 01:19:51,394 I have doubts about Amanda all the time. 1865 01:19:51,396 --> 01:19:53,263 We're not perfect. 1866 01:19:53,265 --> 01:19:56,900 Me and Amanda getting married, we're just going for it. 1867 01:19:56,902 --> 01:19:58,434 We don't know. 1868 01:19:59,271 --> 01:20:01,070 So what's the point? 1869 01:20:01,072 --> 01:20:02,071 Because it's fun. 1870 01:20:02,073 --> 01:20:03,239 You know? 1871 01:20:03,241 --> 01:20:05,575 It is. It's a really fun party. 1872 01:20:05,577 --> 01:20:10,246 And it's nice to tell someone that you're in 1873 01:20:10,248 --> 01:20:12,182 and to say it to their face 1874 01:20:12,184 --> 01:20:14,384 in front of this room full of people. 1875 01:20:15,821 --> 01:20:18,154 And it's nice to hear it back. 1876 01:20:19,558 --> 01:20:22,192 Look, man, I love you. 1877 01:20:22,194 --> 01:20:23,560 You're the best. 1878 01:20:23,562 --> 01:20:26,262 But you're not that great. 1879 01:20:26,264 --> 01:20:28,898 Right now you're kind of like that guy 1880 01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:31,201 in an ice cream store who, like, samples every single flavor 1881 01:20:31,203 --> 01:20:32,368 before he picks one. 1882 01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:33,970 That guy sucks. 1883 01:20:33,972 --> 01:20:36,906 But how can I know what's best, though? 1884 01:20:36,908 --> 01:20:39,142 You won't. 1885 01:20:43,181 --> 01:20:44,948 Shit. 1886 01:20:44,950 --> 01:20:46,883 I fucked up. 1887 01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:50,286 Yes, you did. 1888 01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:55,925 And it's -- it's not -- 1889 01:20:55,927 --> 01:20:57,126 it's not easy, you know, because... 1890 01:20:57,128 --> 01:20:59,229 - Louder! - ...I'm the older brother 1891 01:20:59,231 --> 01:21:01,297 and I don't even have a girlfriend. 1892 01:21:01,299 --> 01:21:02,432 Louder! 1893 01:21:24,923 --> 01:21:27,056 Ben. How are you? 1894 01:21:27,058 --> 01:21:28,992 Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, how are you? 1895 01:21:28,994 --> 01:21:30,660 I saw your dad yesterday. 1896 01:21:30,662 --> 01:21:33,396 He said you might be looking for a new line of work. 1897 01:21:33,398 --> 01:21:34,597 Is that true? 1898 01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:36,332 Yeah, yeah. I don't really know. 1899 01:21:36,334 --> 01:21:39,035 I really think you should consider the flavor business. 1900 01:21:39,037 --> 01:21:40,937 We could use smart people like yourself. 1901 01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:42,538 - Yeah. - Just yesterday, 1902 01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:47,510 my associate perfected a new jalapeño pomegranate flavor. 1903 01:21:47,512 --> 01:21:49,012 Have you ever heard of such a thing? 1904 01:21:49,014 --> 01:21:50,513 No, no, no. I haven't. 1905 01:21:50,515 --> 01:21:52,615 Hey, Mr. Ricciardi, have you seen Alice Mori today? 1906 01:21:52,617 --> 01:21:57,053 No. We also found a way to make barbecue sprinkles. 1907 01:21:57,055 --> 01:21:58,321 Not very good. 1908 01:21:58,323 --> 01:21:59,555 - Ben? - Alice. 1909 01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:03,626 - Nate. - Ben. 1910 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:05,595 How you doing, dude? 1911 01:22:10,068 --> 01:22:11,534 I'm good. Yeah. 1912 01:22:11,536 --> 01:22:13,937 - Harry Ricciardi. - Nate Lam. 1913 01:22:14,673 --> 01:22:16,606 I thought you couldn't come to this one. 1914 01:22:17,575 --> 01:22:21,077 Yeah. I, uh, moved my thing. 1915 01:22:21,079 --> 01:22:25,682 Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find the missus. 1916 01:22:28,019 --> 01:22:30,453 So those flowers for me, big guy? 1917 01:22:30,455 --> 01:22:32,956 Oh. Uh, no. No. 1918 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:35,258 Th-They're -- They're for, um... 1919 01:22:35,260 --> 01:22:37,093 uh, they're -- they're for her. 1920 01:22:39,164 --> 01:22:40,363 Cartelli's stepmom? 1921 01:22:40,365 --> 01:22:41,531 Yeah, she -- she loves flowers. 1922 01:22:41,533 --> 01:22:43,633 Here you go. 1923 01:22:43,635 --> 01:22:45,101 All right. 1924 01:22:45,103 --> 01:22:47,070 What -- What's this? 1925 01:23:02,187 --> 01:23:04,320 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 1926 01:23:04,322 --> 01:23:06,622 Oh, take care. Come here, come here. 1927 01:23:09,094 --> 01:23:13,563 Oh! Yes. This guy. King Ben. 1928 01:23:13,565 --> 01:23:15,198 The B-Zone! 1929 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,266 Mm! Bensanity. 1930 01:23:17,268 --> 01:23:18,668 Hey, Cartelli, how are you? 1931 01:23:18,670 --> 01:23:21,104 I'm great, man. This is... 1932 01:23:24,743 --> 01:23:27,110 Man, my little brother just got married. 1933 01:23:27,112 --> 01:23:31,047 I mean, it is -- Faah! It's the best. 1934 01:23:36,755 --> 01:23:39,522 Do you think it'll ever happen for us? 1935 01:23:41,192 --> 01:23:42,759 This? 1936 01:23:45,230 --> 01:23:47,463 - I don't know. - I don't know, either. 1937 01:23:51,336 --> 01:23:53,269 Is this crazy? You and me should go out 1938 01:23:53,271 --> 01:23:54,570 one of these nights, you know? 1939 01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:56,506 Because I need a wingman, you know? 1940 01:23:56,508 --> 01:24:01,044 'Cause I haven't had sex in, like, six y-- six years. 1941 01:24:02,647 --> 01:24:04,180 Uh... 1942 01:24:04,182 --> 01:24:06,115 Hi. 1943 01:24:07,519 --> 01:24:09,052 Hey, Cartelli, I'll be right back. 1944 01:24:09,054 --> 01:24:11,054 - Yeah. Yeah, man. - Yeah. 1945 01:24:11,056 --> 01:24:13,823 Hey, I'm here for you whenever, so just hit me up. 1946 01:24:13,825 --> 01:24:15,558 Throw up the Bat Signal! 1947 01:24:21,466 --> 01:24:23,666 Let's go fucking party. 1948 01:24:31,142 --> 01:24:32,608 Hey. 1949 01:24:33,578 --> 01:24:35,311 Hey. 1950 01:24:35,313 --> 01:24:36,712 Hi. 1951 01:24:36,714 --> 01:24:39,515 Do you need to use the girls' room? 1952 01:24:40,318 --> 01:24:42,151 No. 1953 01:24:43,855 --> 01:24:45,822 Those flowers were for you, by the way. 1954 01:24:45,824 --> 01:24:48,291 - Yeah. I know. - Yeah. 1955 01:24:48,293 --> 01:24:49,725 I was surprised. 1956 01:24:49,727 --> 01:24:52,128 I thought you didn't like the concept of flowers. 1957 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:53,830 Yeah, but I know you do. 1958 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,101 Uh, does he -- does he know about me? 1959 01:24:58,103 --> 01:24:59,702 - Yeah. - Huh. 1960 01:24:59,704 --> 01:25:02,572 Mm. He doesn't love it. 1961 01:25:02,574 --> 01:25:04,774 But, you know, the whole Shaina from accounting thing 1962 01:25:04,776 --> 01:25:05,808 kind of cancels out. 1963 01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:08,544 Right. Yeah. 1964 01:25:08,546 --> 01:25:12,315 Um, hey, can I -- can I say something? 1965 01:25:12,317 --> 01:25:13,749 Uh, no. 1966 01:25:13,751 --> 01:25:15,551 Just -- I just need to say one thing, 1967 01:25:15,553 --> 01:25:17,553 and I'll -- I'll leave you alone, I swear. 1968 01:25:17,555 --> 01:25:18,888 I really can't handle a big speech right now, Ben. 1969 01:25:18,890 --> 01:25:21,591 It's not a big speech. 1970 01:25:21,593 --> 01:25:24,293 It's a medium -- medium speech. 1971 01:25:25,296 --> 01:25:27,430 Alice, you were right. 1972 01:25:27,432 --> 01:25:29,298 You were right about me. 1973 01:25:33,471 --> 01:25:34,637 I'm an asshole. 1974 01:25:34,638 --> 01:25:35,804 And you were right about these weddings. 1975 01:25:35,807 --> 01:25:38,274 I-I can't do them on my own. It's impossible. 1976 01:25:38,276 --> 01:25:39,375 It's 'cause you're lonely. 1977 01:25:39,377 --> 01:25:42,211 No. It's because you're not there. 1978 01:25:42,213 --> 01:25:46,149 You're not there to -- to insult everything that I do. 1979 01:25:46,151 --> 01:25:48,885 You're not there to make fun of groomsmen photos 1980 01:25:48,887 --> 01:25:51,754 and -- and -- and vows and all the other bullshit. 1981 01:25:53,525 --> 01:25:56,359 You're not there to order fish at a fucking diner. 1982 01:25:57,862 --> 01:25:59,395 And the worst part about all this 1983 01:25:59,397 --> 01:26:03,366 is that you're not there because I hurt you. 1984 01:26:04,335 --> 01:26:07,170 I hurt the one person that never deserved it. 1985 01:26:07,172 --> 01:26:09,572 And I pushed you away 1986 01:26:09,574 --> 01:26:12,208 because I'm dumb and I'm selfish, 1987 01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:15,611 and fuck me for being too late, but I love you, Alice. 1988 01:26:18,950 --> 01:26:20,283 You love me? 1989 01:26:20,285 --> 01:26:22,318 Of course. 1990 01:26:24,589 --> 01:26:26,622 Ben, I really... 1991 01:26:26,624 --> 01:26:27,924 Everything okay over here? 1992 01:26:28,726 --> 01:26:30,293 Uh, yeah. 1993 01:26:30,295 --> 01:26:33,262 Sorry. Nate, can we just get five minutes? 1994 01:26:33,264 --> 01:26:36,432 Um, I should really go back inside. 1995 01:26:37,769 --> 01:26:39,402 Bye, Ben. 1996 01:26:55,653 --> 01:26:56,719 Alice? 1997 01:26:56,721 --> 01:26:58,221 Ben! Help! 1998 01:26:58,223 --> 01:26:59,755 Dad? What's wrong? 1999 01:26:59,757 --> 01:27:01,457 I'm fucking high. 2000 01:27:01,459 --> 01:27:03,826 Jesus. Where are you, Dad? 2001 01:27:03,828 --> 01:27:04,927 Golf course! 2002 01:27:04,929 --> 01:27:06,462 What? Golf course? 2003 01:27:06,464 --> 01:27:08,497 It's so goddamn wet over here. 2004 01:27:08,499 --> 01:27:09,665 I love you, Chuck. 2005 01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:10,700 What are you doing at a golf course 2006 01:27:10,702 --> 01:27:11,734 at 1:00 in the morning? 2007 01:27:11,736 --> 01:27:12,735 Help me, Ben. 2008 01:27:12,737 --> 01:27:14,670 Okay, okay. I'm coming. 2009 01:27:14,672 --> 01:27:16,639 What the fuck? 2010 01:27:23,381 --> 01:27:26,415 Ah! Ben. Thank God you're here. 2011 01:27:26,417 --> 01:27:27,817 Dad, what the hell happened? 2012 01:27:27,819 --> 01:27:29,418 It's a whole big thing, Ben. 2013 01:27:29,420 --> 01:27:31,454 We ate all this acid, and we went nuts. 2014 01:27:31,456 --> 01:27:32,989 Why? Why'd you do any of that? 2015 01:27:32,991 --> 01:27:34,657 It's my bachelor party, Ben. 2016 01:27:34,659 --> 01:27:36,826 It's his bachelor party, Ben. 2017 01:27:36,828 --> 01:27:38,928 It's his bachelor party, Ben. 2018 01:27:38,930 --> 01:27:41,697 Can I interest you gentlemen in a quick trip to the diner? 2019 01:27:41,699 --> 01:27:43,766 - Yeah. - No, no. 2020 01:27:43,768 --> 01:27:45,301 I'm dropping everyone off at home. 2021 01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:47,637 - Aw. - Aw, Benjamin bummer. 2022 01:27:47,639 --> 01:27:48,771 Bummer. 2023 01:27:50,475 --> 01:27:51,941 Guys, where am I going? 2024 01:27:51,943 --> 01:27:53,709 Drop them at Hanon's. 2025 01:27:53,711 --> 01:27:55,611 You got it, man. You know where to go. 2026 01:27:55,613 --> 01:27:57,813 - I-I don't know where to go. - Follow your heart. 2027 01:27:57,815 --> 01:27:59,649 - I don't know where to go. - Just trust for one second. 2028 01:27:59,651 --> 01:28:02,351 - Hanon. - Don't get into maps. 2029 01:28:02,353 --> 01:28:04,420 And I need to hear from some expert... 2030 01:28:04,422 --> 01:28:05,955 - Dad. - Just do it yourself. 2031 01:28:05,957 --> 01:28:07,657 - Dad. - Yes. Do it yourself, Ben. 2032 01:28:07,659 --> 01:28:10,326 - Do it yourself. - I'm doing this by myself. 2033 01:28:10,328 --> 01:28:13,529 - Do it yourself. - Dad, what is Hanon's address? 2034 01:28:13,531 --> 01:28:16,332 - Thanks, Ben. - You're the best. 2035 01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:18,301 - Thank you. - Whoo! 2036 01:28:18,303 --> 01:28:19,835 - No, this way. - Hey. Hey. Hey. 2037 01:28:19,837 --> 01:28:20,936 - Follow the light. - Just -- 2038 01:28:20,938 --> 01:28:22,071 - Uh, here. - Come on, guys. 2039 01:28:22,073 --> 01:28:23,439 Get in the house. Get in the house. 2040 01:28:23,441 --> 01:28:24,707 Whew. 2041 01:28:25,877 --> 01:28:27,943 Time to lie down. 2042 01:28:27,945 --> 01:28:29,712 Dad, I'm -- Dad, I'm driving. 2043 01:28:29,714 --> 01:28:31,714 - Bad energy from the seat. - Okay, just -- just -- 2044 01:28:31,716 --> 01:28:33,416 - I got to get back here. - Can you tuck -- 2045 01:28:33,418 --> 01:28:34,884 tuck back there? 2046 01:28:36,621 --> 01:28:40,990 Ben, I'm so glad you're my best man. 2047 01:28:40,992 --> 01:28:42,825 I'm not your best man, Dad. 2048 01:28:42,827 --> 01:28:44,994 You're so cool. 2049 01:28:44,996 --> 01:28:47,530 You are the best, man. 2050 01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:51,067 Best man. 2051 01:28:51,703 --> 01:28:54,503 Now I get why it's called that. 2052 01:28:54,505 --> 01:28:56,605 Whew. 2053 01:28:56,607 --> 01:28:58,774 I can't wait for your wife. 2054 01:28:58,776 --> 01:29:00,009 Yeah, here we go. 2055 01:29:00,011 --> 01:29:02,478 You think it's gonna be Alice? 2056 01:29:03,614 --> 01:29:05,047 - No, Dad. - Why? 2057 01:29:05,049 --> 01:29:07,116 She's so wacky. 2058 01:29:07,118 --> 01:29:08,984 We broke up. 2059 01:29:08,986 --> 01:29:11,420 Oh, no. That's too bad. 2060 01:29:12,724 --> 01:29:15,791 - Hey. Hey, Ben. - Yeah. 2061 01:29:15,793 --> 01:29:17,727 - Ben. - Yeah, Dad. 2062 01:29:19,364 --> 01:29:21,464 Do you hate Gina? 2063 01:29:21,466 --> 01:29:23,466 - No. No, Dad. - Tell me the fucking truth. 2064 01:29:23,468 --> 01:29:25,000 - Do you hate Gina? - I don't hate Gina. 2065 01:29:25,002 --> 01:29:27,570 Then why are you so mad about us? 2066 01:29:28,606 --> 01:29:30,840 I'm not mad, Dad. I just -- 2067 01:29:31,943 --> 01:29:35,611 Dad, you're a little bit hard to root for sometimes. 2068 01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:41,384 When you and Mom split, it really messed me up. 2069 01:29:41,386 --> 01:29:43,119 And I just decided I didn't want to be like you guys. 2070 01:29:43,121 --> 01:29:44,754 I just wanted to find the one 2071 01:29:44,756 --> 01:29:48,124 and -- and hang on to her forever. 2072 01:29:49,694 --> 01:29:51,761 And now I'm completely alone. 2073 01:29:51,763 --> 01:29:53,863 So... 2074 01:29:53,865 --> 01:29:56,599 And you're just moving on to your next family. 2075 01:29:56,601 --> 01:29:57,933 Ben. 2076 01:29:57,935 --> 01:30:00,936 I'm sorry that your mother and I splitting up 2077 01:30:00,938 --> 01:30:03,105 hurt you so much. 2078 01:30:03,107 --> 01:30:05,608 What she and I had was great. 2079 01:30:06,411 --> 01:30:08,043 I'd be nothing if I hadn't met her, 2080 01:30:08,045 --> 01:30:10,045 and I wouldn't have you. 2081 01:30:11,449 --> 01:30:12,715 And, buddy... 2082 01:30:14,118 --> 01:30:18,421 ...as long as I'm alive, you will never be alone. 2083 01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:26,962 Hey, Ben? 2084 01:30:26,964 --> 01:30:28,664 Yeah, Dad. 2085 01:30:28,666 --> 01:30:30,800 Can we do drive-through? 2086 01:30:30,802 --> 01:30:33,068 Sure. Is there somewhere you want to go? 2087 01:30:33,070 --> 01:30:34,737 Zapburger. 2088 01:30:35,673 --> 01:30:38,174 Where is -- What -- What is Zapburger? 2089 01:30:38,176 --> 01:30:43,546 They get a patty made with organic soy meat, 2090 01:30:43,548 --> 01:30:45,748 and they cook it with lasers. 2091 01:30:47,018 --> 01:30:49,051 It's a perfect burger. 2092 01:30:50,488 --> 01:30:52,021 Okay, Dad. 2093 01:30:54,692 --> 01:30:57,827 Don't take the freeway. Take surface streets. 2094 01:31:00,798 --> 01:31:02,998 Holy shit. 2095 01:31:05,236 --> 01:31:06,635 Hey, everyone. 2096 01:31:06,637 --> 01:31:08,471 Thanks for coming. 2097 01:31:08,473 --> 01:31:10,139 I'm Ben, 2098 01:31:10,141 --> 01:31:13,209 and most of you here probably know me as Chuck's son. 2099 01:31:13,211 --> 01:31:15,244 And if you're wondering why I'm up here 2100 01:31:15,246 --> 01:31:19,014 giving his best man speech, so am I. 2101 01:31:21,819 --> 01:31:26,555 Truth is, I put up a pretty big stink 2102 01:31:26,557 --> 01:31:27,857 about all this. 2103 01:31:27,859 --> 01:31:30,826 I-I just didn't want to do it. 2104 01:31:31,729 --> 01:31:35,798 To me, a third marriage was ill-advised. 2105 01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:39,034 I mean, hell, even a second one was hard to swallow. 2106 01:31:40,738 --> 01:31:44,540 But also, I just didn't get it. 2107 01:31:44,542 --> 01:31:45,808 - Ah. - Thank you. 2108 01:31:45,810 --> 01:31:48,010 I believed in things like fate 2109 01:31:48,012 --> 01:31:49,678 and love at first sight, 2110 01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,514 that once you found the one... 2111 01:31:51,516 --> 01:31:52,948 Yay. 2112 01:31:52,950 --> 01:31:54,650 ...that was the ballgame. 2113 01:31:54,652 --> 01:31:56,085 Chuck. 2114 01:31:56,087 --> 01:31:58,988 But the truth is, 2115 01:31:58,990 --> 01:32:02,591 if you spend your whole life looking for perfect... 2116 01:32:06,931 --> 01:32:08,998 ...you wind up with nothing. 2117 01:32:16,607 --> 01:32:19,775 See, there are many innings to this ballgame. 2118 01:32:20,311 --> 01:32:23,112 And I don't think love is about chance run-ins 2119 01:32:23,114 --> 01:32:24,179 or cute accidents. 2120 01:32:25,550 --> 01:32:27,783 It's simpler than that. 2121 01:32:27,785 --> 01:32:31,887 It's about finding someone you want to hang out with 2122 01:32:31,889 --> 01:32:35,090 as long as humanly possible and just... 2123 01:32:37,261 --> 01:32:39,328 ...just trying not to screw it up. 2124 01:32:43,067 --> 01:32:45,067 Keep going. 2125 01:32:46,737 --> 01:32:48,270 But you will mess up. 2126 01:32:50,708 --> 01:32:54,176 No matter how hard you try, you'll get in your own way. 2127 01:32:58,115 --> 01:33:00,783 But if you can learn from your mistakes... 2128 01:33:03,187 --> 01:33:06,622 You know you don't deserve a second chance, right? 2129 01:33:06,624 --> 01:33:08,090 Oh, yeah. 2130 01:33:10,027 --> 01:33:11,961 ...you might just build something... 2131 01:33:14,832 --> 01:33:16,065 ...even better. 2132 01:33:17,368 --> 01:33:19,335 So I'd like to raise a glass. 2133 01:33:21,205 --> 01:33:26,308 Gina, Dad, congratulations. 2134 01:33:35,620 --> 01:33:37,319 - You, get in here. - Yeah. 2135 01:33:37,321 --> 01:33:38,887 Come on, come on, come on. 2136 01:33:38,889 --> 01:33:41,924 - Hoo. - All right. I'm in. I'm in. 2137 01:33:45,696 --> 01:33:48,397 Oh, my God. I have heard so much about you. 2138 01:34:00,378 --> 01:34:01,944 That's it? 2139 01:34:01,946 --> 01:34:04,046 What do you -- What do you mean, that's it? 2140 01:34:04,048 --> 01:34:06,248 You cannot shout out your dad's divorces. 2141 01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:08,217 That's insane. Gina's gonna kill you. 2142 01:34:08,219 --> 01:34:09,385 I'm just trying to be honest. 2143 01:34:09,387 --> 01:34:10,986 Then be honest. 2144 01:34:10,988 --> 01:34:13,022 Say, "I learned about love 2145 01:34:13,024 --> 01:34:16,892 after I hurt Alice and then came crawling back." 2146 01:34:16,894 --> 01:34:18,994 I did not come crawling back to you. 2147 01:34:18,996 --> 01:34:22,865 Oh, you fucking crawled. You crawled, Benjamin. 2148 01:34:22,867 --> 01:34:24,366 If anything, you crawled back. 2149 01:34:24,368 --> 01:34:26,402 Don't you fucking dare. 2150 01:34:26,404 --> 01:34:28,270 You did. You literally waited for me to come home, 2151 01:34:28,272 --> 01:34:29,838 and then you kissed me real good. 2152 01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,707 That's not how I remember it. 2153 01:34:31,709 --> 01:34:33,275 Alice, are you actually gonna help me with this speech? 2154 01:34:33,277 --> 01:34:34,877 Yes. Okay, Ben. Why don't you end it 2155 01:34:34,879 --> 01:34:36,679 with "boom-shakalaka"? 2156 01:34:36,681 --> 01:34:38,347 Hell, yes. 2157 01:34:38,349 --> 01:34:40,149 I didn't expect that! 2158 01:35:06,143 --> 01:35:08,844 ♪ What you want ♪ 2159 01:35:08,846 --> 01:35:15,050 ♪ Is just outside your reach ♪ 2160 01:35:15,052 --> 01:35:17,419 ♪ You keep on searchin' ♪ 2161 01:35:18,489 --> 01:35:21,790 ♪ You're walking down ♪ 2162 01:35:21,792 --> 01:35:27,930 ♪ That Pensacola beach ♪ 2163 01:35:27,932 --> 01:35:30,499 ♪ You keep repeatin' ♪ 2164 01:35:32,136 --> 01:35:39,041 ♪ While you're waiting for that sound ♪ 2165 01:35:39,043 --> 01:35:45,414 ♪ Apparatus to the ground ♪ 2166 01:35:45,416 --> 01:35:51,520 ♪ You're stealin' from the lost and found ♪ 2167 01:35:51,522 --> 01:35:53,388 ♪ What you find ♪ 2168 01:35:54,258 --> 01:35:57,259 ♪ Ain't what you had in mind ♪ 2169 01:36:12,009 --> 01:36:15,210 ♪ Until you find ♪ 2170 01:36:15,212 --> 01:36:21,550 ♪ Your Rolex in the sand ♪ 2171 01:36:21,552 --> 01:36:24,787 ♪ You won't be stopping ♪ 2172 01:36:25,389 --> 01:36:30,292 ♪ Until that solid gold ♪ 2173 01:36:30,294 --> 01:36:33,996 ♪ Is in your hand ♪ 2174 01:36:35,065 --> 01:36:39,101 ♪ You'll be happy ♪ 2175 01:36:39,103 --> 01:36:45,440 ♪ Call your office on the phone ♪ 2176 01:36:45,442 --> 01:36:52,281 ♪ And say you won't be coming home ♪ 2177 01:36:52,283 --> 01:36:54,817 ♪ You've found your ♪ 2178 01:36:55,486 --> 01:36:59,121 ♪ Vacation zone ♪ 2179 01:36:59,123 --> 01:37:01,323 ♪ Oh ♪ 2180 01:37:04,395 --> 01:37:07,563 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 154548