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Hey, guys, check it out.
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"Wendy Harris,
Nurse Supervisor."
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You got a promotion?
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Your last name
is Harris?
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I'm so happy, I'm not even
gonna let that bother me.
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Aw, good for you.CHRISTY:
Congratulations!
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You work so hard,
you deserve this.
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Are you being
sarcastic?
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Not at all.
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In fact, I would like
to propose a toast
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to our dear friend...
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Please don't
ruin this for me.
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I'm being sincere.
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Are you?
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Yes!
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I'm genuinely proud of her.
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Mom, stop. You're
not fooling us.
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Fine. It was
exhausting, anyway.
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Well, now this is
officially a celebration.
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Order whatever you want.
It's on us.
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Thanks, I'm just
gonna have soup.
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Soup? I say
go big or go home.
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Get the sicken cheeser.
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What's a sicken cheeser?
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I meant
the chicken Caesar.
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Damn it, I keep
flipping my words.
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I know-- you did it twice
during your share today.
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You sounded cricken frazy.
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I don't know
what's going on.
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Maybe it's 'cause
I'm not sleeping.
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Is that 'cause you and Andy
are "takin' care of bidness"?
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No, it's 'cause no matter
how low I set the thermostat,
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I still wake up like
I just walked out of a sauna.
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From "takin' care
of bidness"?
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Sweetie? Watch
some porn or something.
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I do. It doesn't help.
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Have you seen your doctor?
Maybe you're in perimenopause.
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Maybe youare, bitch.
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Sorry. I've also
been irritable.
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You know, I usually have nothing
but love for you in my heart,
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but calling Wendy
a "B" on her special "D"
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is totally "NC."
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Not Cool.
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You're right.
Let me make it up to you.
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After the meeting
this Friday,
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I'll take us all
to my club for lunch.
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Thanks, Jill.
That's so nice of you.
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And for what's it's worth,
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I still think going
to your doctor is a good idea.
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Well, keep it to yourself,
you toothless old dragon.
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I'm... I'm gonna call
my doctor now.
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Yeah.
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I've never been to a
country club before.
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I mean, once I ran naked
across a golf course.
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It's so much further than
you think it's gonna be.
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Hi. My name is Bonnie,
and I look fabulous.
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Hi. My name is
Christy, and...
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yeah...
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Hey, did you guys check out
the menu for the club?
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We looked it up online.
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Lot of shellfish.
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You know that
ribeye for two?
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If I get it for myself,
would you guys judge me?
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Well, I hope you're happy.
I just went to my doctor,
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and it turns out
I amin peri-meni-pause.
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Peri-meno-pause.
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Do not correct a woman
in peri-meni-pause.
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Look, honey,
we all go through it.
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It's natural.
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Since when do I care
about natural?
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I have worked so hard
to stay sober
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so that I can be in control
of what I say and what I do
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and what I throw
across the room.
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And now, just when I'm feeling
like I got it all together,
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my hormones are like, "Screw
you! I'm your higher power now!"
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I'm not sure if I went
through perimenopause.
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I was in prison
at the time.
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Everyone was hot, cranky
and throwin' stuff.
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And by "stuff,"
I mean people.
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The doctor said
this could last a decade.
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A decade!
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We're moving.
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Well, it's usually
much shorter than that.
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I had a few mild symptoms
and then boom, over.
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And I've really felt like I
was in my power ever since.
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Plus, no more condoms.
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Good.
Remind me that my baby-maker's
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going out of business.
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Right when I finally have a guy
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I might actually want
to make a baby with.
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Sorry, could you repeat
what you just said?
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'Cause I went deaf
when Marjorie said "condoms."
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Are you sure we can't sit down,
maybe get started
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with a little pickle plate
or something?
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As I told you before,
I can't seat your party
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until the club member arrives.
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And as I told you before,
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okay, we'll be right over there.
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Christy, you've been
kind of quiet.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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I just got some bad news.
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I don't want to make it
about me.
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It's Wendy's day.Wait for it.
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It's just, I didn't get picked
for moot court.
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What's that?They make believe
they're lawyers.
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How am I ever gonna be taken
seriously as a lawyer
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if I can't even make moot court
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at a law school
next to a car wash?
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I don't know where
I went wrong.
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I put my name in early,
I sucked up to the professors,
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and I can see you
in the mirror!
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And I see you, too. Hi.
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It's Jill.
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She's not coming.
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Seriously?
What?!
Aw.
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She is, and I quote,
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"going home to have Andy
put a baby in it."
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What about
our lunch?
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She says she'll
make it up to you.
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Well, now you've already
seen me in this dress.
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It's my first time
wearing coral.
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Hang on.
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Hello, sir.
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Would you like to have lunch
with five beautiful women?
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There won't be
a big bar bill!
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Hi.
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Hi. What are you
doing home?
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I thought you were having
a big lunch for Christy.
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Wendy.They all kind of blend.
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By the way,
thanks for always having
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bread and ham
in your house.
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It's 'cause
I love you.
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You know,
if you really love me,
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you could spring
for some Miracle Whip.
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I know. Girls hate it,
but guys love it.
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Sure. And in return,
can we make a baby?
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I know. Guys hate it,
but girls love it.
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Wha......
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What?
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Here's the thing.
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What?Well...
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it's just that we have been
together for almost a year now,
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and I'm not getting any younger,
so, you know-- baby.
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I'm gonna sit down for a second.
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Is that a no?No, you know, it's just
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I-I came here
to make lunch--
had a little bit
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of an issue with
the sandwich spread.
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That was gonna be my...
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big dilemma o' the day.
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Well, now it's: should we
or shouldn't we make a person.
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What do you think?
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Jill, I, um...
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I'm sorry, I-I didn't see
this coming on so quick.
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You know how on our first date,
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you said, "What are you,
like, 35?" and I just smiled?
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I'm 40.
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And 18 months.
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Okay.
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But I think I'd be a great mom.
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And I know you'd be a great dad.
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I mean, you're so strong.
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Just think how high
you could toss a baby.
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I would never toss a baby.
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Look at you.
You passed the test!
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Let's get to breedin'.
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Okay, listen...
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babe, I-I get that
your clock is ticking,
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but I'm-I'm just...
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I'm not sure that we're...
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there yet.
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You're right.
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You're right.
Forget I brought it up.
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That's not you, is it?
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What?
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Nothing. I just love
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the one night a week
the bar is closed
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and we get to go to bed
at the same time.
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Me, too. I get to read a little.
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Wait, was that code? 'Cause
if it's code, just say so.
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No, no code.
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Just as well.
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This book is about
to unlock the mystery
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of compound interest for me.
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Can you rub
some lotion on my back?
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Sure. Wait, is this code?
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Nothing is code.
Okay.
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Do you ever wonder what
it would be like if we'd a kid?
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We'd be in The Guinness Book of World Records,
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so that'd be sweet.
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I mean if we'd met during
our childbearing years.
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Yeah, I guess it's
crossed my mind.
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We'd be the coolest parents.
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And as a result,
our kid would be spectacular.
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He'd probably be tall,
which is great.
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"He." I like that.
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I already ruined a she.
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He'd be funny.
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He'd be outgoing.
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He'd have the hair
of a sexy Troll doll.
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And I guess he'd say what he
thinks whenever he felt like it
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no matter how hurtful.
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And I guess he'd also
be super sensitive.
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Which is better than him
being super insensitive.
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Well, he'd also be
passive-aggressive.
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And likely have
addiction issues.
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And be in a wheelchair.
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Yeah, snowboarding off
a cliff isn't hereditary.
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Is always needing
to feel right hereditary?
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If it is, our kid is doomed.
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Yeah, I'm starting
to not like our son.
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Yeah, he does sound
like a bit of a douche.
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But I'll tell you one thing:
with you as a father,
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he'd be gorgeous.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing? That
was code.
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Wha...?.
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How was school?
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Did you ask your professor
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why you didn't get
chosen for mute court?
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Mootcourt, and I don't
want to talk about it.
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Okay.Really?
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You're walking away?
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That was clearly a cry for help.
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So, you-you want
to talk about it?
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My God, no.
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Exciting news, people.
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Andy put a baby in it?
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Not yet and maybe not soon
and maybe not ever,
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so I'm gonna freeze my eggs.
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Good for you, taking matters
into your own hands.
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Exactly.
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Freezing eggs
is like freezing time.
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I can thaw them out,
hit them with a dash of sperm
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and use them whenever I'm ready.
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Isn't that
really expensive?
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Yeah, well,
I thought so, too,
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but it's only $30,000.
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I've already been
to the doctor.
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I have to take a series
of these fertility shots
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to get me all eggy,
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but I need a partner
to help me with the injections.
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So, Christy,
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would you be my partner?
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I'd love to.
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Great!
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Doctor said you should practice
on a grapefruit.
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So here you go.
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Yay!
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Homework that's easy!
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Isn't this something
your boyfriend should do?
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No, I decided
not to tell him.
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I don't want him to think I'm
obsessed with having a child.
254
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,833
What do you think
of the name Pearl?
255
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,270
Hate.
256
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,707
Second grade, Pearl Fleming
cut off my pigtail.
257
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,014
And you did nothing
to deserve that?
258
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,191
Fine. Name your baby Pearl,
259
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,149
but we will have
a complicated relationship.
260
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,413
Thanks for doing this.
261
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:16,893
What about Wendy?
She's a nurse.
262
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,721
Mom, I finally got picked
for something.
263
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:19,896
Let me have this.
264
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,122
Ready?
265
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,645
Did you practice?
266
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,516
Every grapefruit in our house
is ready to give birth.
267
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,561
Okay.
268
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,607
What's that?
269
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,044
An alcohol wipe.
270
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,045
Ooh, alcohol.
271
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,394
Should we call Marjorie?
272
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,613
Just don't put it in
a glass with an olive,
273
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,789
and we'll be fine.
274
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,010
What?
275
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,186
I have an intense fear
of needles.
276
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,101
Which is why I became
an alcoholic,
277
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:54,278
even though heroin
has less calories.
278
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,759
Just breathe.
279
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,544
Now, I'm supposed to inject you
two inches under your navel
280
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,851
by pinching a small
section of your fat.
281
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,070
'Kay.
282
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,421
All right, stop flexing.
283
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,901
Sorry.
284
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,426
There's not much
to work with here.
285
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,602
I will pass that compliment on
to my trainers,
286
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,604
Alfonso and Katya.
287
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,388
Ooh!
288
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,868
Calm down.
Focus on the fact
289
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,609
that you're lucky enough
to be able to do this,
290
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,697
'cause not everyone can.
291
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,698
Wait a minute.
292
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,613
Do you want to do this?
293
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,528
Me?
294
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,921
I don't know.
295
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:28,922
Doesn't matter.
296
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,619
I could never afford it.
297
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:31,968
Christy, you're
like a sister to me.
298
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,188
If you want to freeze your eggs,
I'll pay for it.
299
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,147
You would?
300
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,933
Yeah, we could go
through this together.
301
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,545
You would give me $30,000?
302
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,373
Well, I wouldn't give it to you,
303
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,375
because of, you know,
your gambling history,
304
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,594
but I wouldgive it
to the egg people.
305
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,815
That's so incredibly
generous.
306
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,121
Okay.
307
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,731
Give me the shot.
308
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,124
I already did.
309
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,560
When you offered
me the money,
310
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,215
I flinched and
it slid right in.
311
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,303
Wow.
312
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,957
Well, that didn't hurt at all.
313
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,915
I hope the baby
pops out that easy.
314
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,788
Don't worry. They do.
315
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,488
This grilled cheese
is delicious.
316
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:16,665
I went crazy and mixed
cheddar with American.
317
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,233
Two kinds of cheese.
318
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,626
Did you run into some money
I didn't know about?
319
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,588
I am gonna be
up all night.
320
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,807
What's wrong?
321
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,678
Jill said
if I wanted to freeze my eggs,
322
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,071
she'd pay for it.
323
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,987
Y-You want to freeze your eggs?
324
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:34,988
I don't know.
325
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,511
I mean, it's kind of invasive.
326
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,556
They put a needle
in your vagina.
327
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,731
Okay.
328
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,864
I'm gonna take Gus
for a walk.
329
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,823
Come on!
330
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,868
Would you want
to have another kid?
331
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:49,524
I wouldn't mind a chance
to do it sober.
332
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,092
Remembering Christmas concerts,
333
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,703
showing up for soccer games,
334
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,923
keeping my clothes on
in the ball pit
335
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,577
at Chuck E. Cheese.
336
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,232
Hey, anyone who doesn't think
about getting naked
337
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,887
in one of those things
is lying to themselves.
338
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,541
Thank you.
339
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,717
I guess if I'm
gonna harvest my eggs,
340
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,066
I should do it now.
341
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,156
My period has been
extremely irregular lately.
342
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,157
Hang on, please!
343
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,768
Just looking
for the leash!
344
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:17,726
And when my period
does come,
345
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,684
the flow is like
Niagara Falls!
346
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,338
Just whoosh!
347
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,339
I don't need Gus!
348
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,688
I'm just
leaving!
349
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,433
Do you think
it's a terrible idea?
350
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,435
If you want to do it,
351
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,741
I'm all in.
352
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,482
Seriously?
353
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,962
Yeah.
Just put your eggs on ice.
354
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,572
And then, after law school,
we'll get Jill
355
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,921
to buy you some Olympic sperm,
356
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,923
and we'll raise a super baby.
357
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,272
Okay.
358
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,014
Okay, let's do this.
359
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:49,062
But I wouldn't want to do it
right after law school,
360
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,672
'cause, you know,
I'll want to give myself
361
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,630
a couple years
to get established.
362
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:53,849
So in five years?
363
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,938
I might want to try
and go for partner,
364
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,244
so I may need nine.
365
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,985
Okay, great. So...
366
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:02,162
when the kid graduates
high school, you'll be...
367
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,946
...68.
368
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,166
And if my math is correct,
I'll be...
369
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,343
...67.
370
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,738
But are you sure?
371
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,741
Because it sounds like
you don't want to have a baby--
372
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,134
you want to have a career.
373
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,398
Well, then why am I considering
having a baby?
374
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,965
Because you didn't get
into moot court.
375
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,662
That's ridiculous.
376
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,056
Wait for it.
377
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,277
Damn,
there's no one here.
378
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,626
My God.
379
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,541
I was totally
about to have a baby
380
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,021
because I didn't get a part
381
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,763
in what is basically
the law school play.
382
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,723
Hey, I had you because I needed
a ride home from a flea market.
383
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,946
Natalie!
384
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,297
In here!
385
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,212
Do you like this dress?
386
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,648
Tell me the truth.
387
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,736
I love it.
388
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:55,824
Are you sure?
389
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:56,694
'Cause I'm so hopped up
on hormones,
390
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,740
I don't know who I am anymore.
391
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,003
It's more flowers than usual.
392
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,483
You hate it.
393
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:06,008
I look like a funeral wreath
for a drag queen.
394
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,880
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You really pull it off.
395
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,535
I think so.
396
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,711
How many more of these shots
are you getting?
397
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,757
Only two to go.
398
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,193
Thank God.
399
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,023
Wow! Look at you.
400
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,938
What's that supposed to mean?
401
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,809
Good luck.
402
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,900
You all right?
403
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:29,989
Yeah. Why?
404
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,556
Well, this week
has been a little...
405
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,298
"I'm dating Judy Garland."
406
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,780
Hey, you made me watch
that movie.
407
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,870
You think I'm crazy?
408
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:43,698
No.
409
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,048
No. No, if anything,
410
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,963
I think that,
not unlike Ms. Garland,
411
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,704
you're-you're
under a lot of stress
412
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:53,099
that the-the world
doesn't know about.
413
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:58,365
Man, that movie
really had an impact on me.
414
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,020
I'm freezing my eggs.
415
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,935
What?
416
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,241
I'm jammed full of hormones,
417
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,461
and I'm out
of my ever-lovin' mind.
418
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,465
Honey, why would you keep that
a secret?
419
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,293
'Cause I thought if I told you,
420
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,730
you'd feel like I was trying
to push a kid on you,
421
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,560
you'd dump me and then I'd be
sitting here with no boyfriend,
422
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,780
no baby and a fridge
full of Miracle Whip.
423
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,306
Okay. Um...
424
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:30,310
I'm gonna have to be extremely
careful with what I say here.
425
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,138
I love you.
426
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,922
Yeah, that's good.
427
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,663
Um...
428
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,405
I was just... surprised.
429
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,495
You know,
the-the baby stuff just...
430
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,800
caught me
a little off guard.
431
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,759
I know. I'm so sorry.
432
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,760
No, it's okay.
433
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,718
I see that this
is huge for you.
434
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,285
You do?
435
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,374
'Cause I was trying
to hide it.
436
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,986
And you were doing
a masterful job.
437
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,858
Now, look,
438
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,686
I can admit that I'm...
439
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,340
probably not ready
to be a father.
440
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,560
But... when I picture
my future,
441
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,519
you're in it.
442
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,132
I just want
to take our time,
443
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:13,092
make sure
that we get it right.
444
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,573
So you're fine with this
whole freezing eggs thing?
445
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,314
Yeah, I think
it's a great idea.
446
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,142
I love you.
447
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,717
I don't have
to freeze anything, do I?
448
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,502
No.
449
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,983
Your stuff has the shelf life
of a Twinkie.
450
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,028
Great.
451
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,257
You know,
452
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,432
when I heard "sugar scrub,"
453
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,868
I thought it was crazy.
454
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,783
But I am clean,
I am relaxed
455
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:56,396
and I taste
like an Abba-Zaba bar.
456
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:02,184
Jill, this is a great way
to celebrate Wendy's promotion.
457
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,447
Too bad we all thought
458
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,450
it was somebody else's job
to invite her.
459
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,105
I'll make it up to her.
460
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,412
I would like to be a part
of whatever that is.
461
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,109
I'm just gonna say two words.
462
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,285
Disney cruise.
463
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,377
It's my fertility doctor.
464
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,513
Hi, Dr. Dubois.
465
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,343
Okay.
466
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,127
Thanks for letting me know.
467
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,868
Bye-bye.
468
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,391
So?
469
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,914
What's our egg count?
470
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,264
Zero.
471
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,440
What?
472
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,616
None of them
were viable.
473
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,229
Jill, I'm sorry.
474
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,927
"Are you okay?" is a
stupid question, but...
475
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,364
are you?
476
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,149
I don't know.
477
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,325
I mean, I have come
at this baby thing
478
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,326
from so many
different angles,
479
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,676
and it's just
not happening.
480
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,113
But you can try again.
481
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,986
Maybe.
482
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,032
You want to go home?
483
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,733
No.
484
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:25,093
: I just want
to be with my friends.
485
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,834
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