Original subtitles

It's time to wake you up

Here's a disco rock for you

Madam, it's your breakfast Thanks

Stella

May I help you? I'll have some milk

I have two cream bread

That fast!

Of course, fast food service, you look skinny

Like malnutrition, I know what you need of first sigh!

No need to ask?

Take your bread and eat it

I'll help you

Stella, are you free tonight? Take a walk with me

Old maid?

Old maid worth much!

I'll think carefully before I get married

Madam, your milk and bread

If more clients like you, I'll be rich

Eddie

Are you awake?

Eddie, are you awake?

Sister

It's time to go to school Oh! My God

I'm sorry

Eddie, what are you doing?

Eddie

Once upon a time, there was a prince.

He was sixty-four years old

And he had two sans...

Great! You can read backward

Great, you can read up side down

Come on, why is it so noisy out there?

The kid next door turn up his radio

But it's so quiet now

Listen, there you go

Hi, Eddie. Your music is great

I'm sorry. I don't know your sister is here

Why can't you be like your cousin

She's a good kid, you're so playboy

Such a big boy and still so... I'll go to school now

You...

Be quick, it's not for performance

You're smart, I was an opera singer

But nobody wants me now

So dirty

Dirty? Keep it to yourself

You can tell I'm not

Taking picture? I give you a good post

Very good

I've never been appreciated

Only you, I show you more

I'm tired, not enough energy?

Good

Good taking my ugly face

You watch out

I take off

Watch my long weapon

It turned into short sticks

Wonderful bye-bye

Barbarian, when can I see the pictures

Hold up Whose that?

Is it yours, go back with me

You haven't change me the money

Just run-way when the police come

Nobody wants it

Just remain two coins, How can I make my living?

Dammit! If I catch you up. I'll beat you

It's Eddie

I chase...

I chase...

I got it Hi, Eddie

So Co-incident It's you, Anna!

Kidding bike in the mid-of the rood, crashed to be dead

Dirty Tomboy, If it's not of Anna, I'll beat you

Are you going to the Dance Sguare?

It's takes a long time. I help you

How?

What're you doing, stop!

Shit! Stop playing

It's too dangerous It won't

Don't play

Don't play

Get off the way

I can't, I can't get off

How did you ride your bike?

Where is my bread?

Still over there

So bad luck

Sue-Lin, you are over-done. Stop! Stop!

Watch out, hit against the wall

Are you alright? I'm alright, my bike has been broken. Dirty Tomboy

Came on!

I compensate for you

That money is not enough to buy drug

You keep it, and you better watch out

No laughing, I'm just performaning

Is that wonderful

Anna colorful punk

Dammit, come on, let's dance

You're so beautiful

Chick's bone

It's you

I get the chick's drum for you

It is dirty, don't go away

Come out?

Sorry for your being crashed, please be my guest

Then I prefer chicken

Do you know about me?

Colorful punk head?

Stupid, he's my friend

If you want to eat, you have to dance first

It's your tum

You try to make trouble

You're not a good man

Your friend is good

What? He is my student

My chicken!

Waste my time

He is nice

Let's go

Get off

Good-bye

You go first, I go to see my student first

Student, student

Are you enough?

Don't misunderstand. I want to be your student

Learn some tough action

I'm not a good teacher

I have heen as student for 20 years, may be know how to build an aeroplane

But I just learn opera

The opera business is down, try to make living by selling

I don't have enough time to ear money, no mood to teach

Don't worry, I ask my sister to give you a job

Is that truth? Follow me

Take it easy, let's talk it over

But I don't know anything

Slowly you'll learn

It's here

Wait a minute, let me go first Good

Sis

Stella is waiting for you upstair

Yes, we work and study at the same time

You have much responsibility

I can't help it

If you employ another assistant

You can take it easy

I have thought about that

Really?

If you want, I can get you one

Mature, smart, you like him?

You want to make me a match

What?

Let me think about it

Don't waste time, I bring him over now

Now

My heart is pumping fast

I've never been like this before

Why is there so much soap, sis?

It's detergent

Yes, it's that TV commercial

This is mini

Mini

She's your boss, my sister

Madam

Please help yourself

Thanks I've told you everything will be okay

I appreciate your kindness

Don't be nervous

I'm not nervous, it's my first time

I'm inexperience. I got nervous the first time

Sis, I've found you a good one

I still need to know him better

You misunderstand, he's only a worker, not...

You must be crazy

I mean you need to know your friend more

Sis...you

You misunderstand me

I don't need a dummy, get out Sis

Don't come to me anymore, get out Sis

Mini

Everything finished

I know you have nowhere to go

Come on, let me help you

Where are we going to? This is my room

We climb in through windows

Come in, sister won't know about this

Let me see

No, I'll ask him if he needs anything to eat

Anything to eat Come out, nobody is here

Look, I'll try the action you taught me My stomach

I'll teach you more

Punch, kick...

I'm starving

If we can have seafood

Garoupa

You like the way I cook?

Good, but I prefer steam fish

I got you...

Where is he?

He gat to be here

Chocolate

It's nail

Tai Kung Ngai

It's fine now

You use a chocolate box for nails

A smart use of trash

You like chocolate

I'm starving

You should tell me earlier

I don't have a chance

Thanks

Who is he?

He's my instructor, Mini

I know. He must be that Dummy

You take him to my place? I'll tell you sis

You are not that

What?

My instructor is old, poor and looks dumm

Can't you be more thoughtful?

What do you want?

Please don't tell my sister

Well, unless you help my studies every night Okay

Barks three times Okay

No, I'm a big man, I can't

No, no, that's too much

That's fine

Well

That's too much Well, I won't tell your sister

I'll bring some food

Here is some food

Come on, let's eat

You sister must question about the food

You haven't seen anything, right? Help yourself

Come on, let's enjoy

Come on, cheers

I can't eat that much

No, just ask my sister to let him stay

No, your sister hates him

Well, I'll help if I have a chance

He eats like pig

You can take your time

Why is the door opened? Cousin

What are you doing?

Have you seen my pair of scissor?

No

I put it in the kitchen

How come you two eat that much?

I'm starving Yes, yes

Mosquitoes

So itchy

Saltly

Coke, French fries, jumpstick, sausage

You eat too much

God knows I have a big stomach

That is in conspiracy That's fun

No, go into the cabinet

Cousin, I will prepare you a tub bath

Let me wash my brother's clothes first

Eddie, your sister wants to take your clothes

I'm not deaf!

Don't not here

I got nervous the first time

He's getting change

Thanks sister. My clothes are rather dirty I have already taken them out

Hurry up

Stella, where's the water

Get out of my way

Stella, what's the matter?

Sister is coming

Are you going to prepare me a tub bath?

I have take it

Yes

What's the matter with you two?

Nothing, I'll have a bath after the ballgame

Where's the water in the fish tank

Can't the fishes drink it up

Nonsense

You can add some water

What are you doing?

Water the plant

Yes, water the plant

You don't need that much to water the plant

It's very wet, get out

Cousin, don't get mad

'l dry it up

What are you doing? Nothing

Please help

Oh! It's you

Come out, all of you

I can't even move

Still sleep like a pig, get up!

Let me get ready

Aren't you going to hit me

No He gets crample

Is that tor you to eat?

Take it easy, sister

Of course, take it easy

No need

Take it You are so kind

Including the tank, altogether is $308

I'll give this to you

Stella, come here

Either way is not enough

Sis, if he has money, he won't be like this

Although you're the head of the family

If 1 let him stay, you can't be that stubborn

Stubborn? I'm fair, ain't ?

You can't sided with him

Ok, let's take a vote

Put up your hand if you let him stay

Yours don't count

Two to one

One to two, stay

One, two, three

Sister, hurray

Don't be happy too soon

This month is probation

I'll get the $308 from your salary

I got a job!

You have good luck

Get out of my way

Haven't seen you for a while, you look great

Never mind, I have some better ones

Gosh!

That's great!

That's not up to date. Take it

Great!

Isn't that fun?

Nothing great

I scare them away

What are you going tonight Tonight

Still a kid, look at me

Haven't you seen

Damn it

I'm your headmaster. Don't fool with me

Good, even better than!

I'll treat you tonight

Well, let's go

Ten fingers won't be enough for cutting.

Thanks

You think this is a big hotel?

Only a fast food store, come and serve us

You think this is a big hotel?

Only a fast food store. Help yourself!

I'm being served everywhere

You can't talk like this to our master

Hi Anna

What's the matter?

Hi come and play tennis with me

Fine

I got a new racket

Don't scare me

The racket is broken

Is it hurt?

Of course, I can't even get up

You're so dirty

Yes, the ground

Nonsense

Madam, you play tennis?

Prince charming

Hi, my name is Kenny

My name is Lynn

Kenny

How are you?

What?

I mistaken the whole story

I always help the fund raising. Only if he asks

I'll give him a dollar. If he wants food

Take it

Good

I don't take that

That's Been used

Master, he look down on you

Hi

That's great

It's an egg

What does that mean?

Too easy

You want a bet with my master?

You want a match with me?

I'll use a wheel as a racket. How's that?

You ask for it

Once is final

Okay

Dragon strike

Dragon tums

Dragon turn around

Tiger strike

That's nothing

Lion strike

That's too fast

Dragon flies

Oh! Ti hurts

Good

I don't know who is the loser

Kenny, don't be upset, wait for another chance

Eddie, you're great

Not at all

I'll treat you for dinner

Yes, let's go I'm not available

I'm not available

Me neither

Well, then let's go

Table number two

Table number two

Just by accident

I'm sorry

That's not enough

How would you like me to repay?

It's delicious

Each has a chance, that's fair

Dummy

Towel please, I can't see it

Take it

Am I fired?

Just a stupid fool

You fire me?

Not at all, this is your paid for this month

Keep up your work

Of course

She's an ugly pig when I first knew her

But she is a pair as a sheep now

She's sweeter day after day. Very good

Mini, how come Eddie is so late?

Isn't he over there?

That's my cousin

Yes, it's she

Look

Here he comes

Yes

Are those presents for me?

This is for you thanks Thanks

You fail and join with us

That's for you thanks Thanks

Mini, This is for you

For me?

That's your business

That's very nice of you

I give this to you

Good

Those are men's clothing

Mini

Your sister has paid me my salary

I know, therefore, this is a gift for you

Try it on, we can go out

Good

Sis

Finally you come back

Can't you take some time to help me?

You're never home

Eddie

You think it looks OK?

How smart

Something wrong with you

Look. You are not a kid anymore

But you dress like a clown

You think it looks great?

Eddie bought this

I won't go out with you if you dress like this

I know, well, then I'll get him another one

The lights are pretty

Hello, welcome in

Any table available?

I'll go to the rest room, you go with him Please come this way

Madam, you are very pretty

Thank you, is this your first time, sir?

Have you any sister? No

I'll eat you one Good

Would you like to take a picture, sir?

Good. Let me past for the picture

Pardon me?

Would you like a cigarette?

Is that complimentary?

May I take one more?

You can take all of them

Good

Take good care of him, Susie

Yes, I know

I just got here

You have such a big table

Ask your friends to join us

Good! Good

Your friends have a good appetite, sir

Mini

This is my first time

Oh my god!

What are you doing with that many girl

What are you worrying about? They don't have a place

You have to pay for it

Have to pay? Let's go

Please stay

Pay, you can leave

What a kid!

Are you all leaving? Please stay

Wipe away your lipstick

The girl who come to you today is nice

She's my schoolmate

The girl who come with her is such a bitch

She's such a bitch. I'll get her one day

That's easy, let me think about it

Good, may I have the check, please

Nine thousand, please

That's expensive

That's include the cigar

That's only one piece

I thought that's complimentary

Eighty dollars for the picture, please

Oh my god!

Here they come

He's inside

Look at her

What a big place

I know. Put it inside

You bite me?

You can't bite me

He look down an you, Bite him

Don't know what you're heading

Why is that painful

I've been wasted my time on practicing

Mini

The stupid woman is strong, but she's just a cow

Just be a tomboy

If you men can do it, so can we women

Isn't that too much?

I'll bet with you to see who's the winner

We determine the winner in five second

Good, I'll time it. Begin

One second for one

Two second. Two and a half second

Three second, four second

Time's up

Eleven times. It's your turn

It's your tum

Be quick, get go

One second

Two second

Three second

Four second

Five second

Something wrong with the machine

That doesn't count

Let's bet on weigh lifting

He lifts first. You got a better chance

In this situation, he'll lose

Are you alright? May I help you?

Very heavy

How come you're so careless

You trick on me. This doesn't count

What about punching bag

Just use 10% of your

OK

Have some liquor What?

If he doesn't like it, I'll drink it

I attack

I finally found an expert

I punch

A lot of thing men can do but woman can't

Just like this

Take off your clothes, are you afraid?

You take off If you're brave, take your clothes off

If others can do it, so can she? Just lying

Ok, I'll take off

Siu Lynn, what are you doing. Crazy

I won't do it anymore

Take me home

Good!

No!

Let's go!

A stupid fool asks me to bite him

Did you bite him Bite him and he'll scream

What a fool!

Harel This is my bedroom

Your home is very pretty

Be careful

I've warn you before

Sir, Here's your towel

Thanks

Please sit

I'm all wet, fortunately I have some clothing

I'll take you upstair to get change

Good

I'll get change first Ok

Oh! It hurts

Excuse me, would you like a peach

Teach me dancing

Ok

You dance too fast. I can't follow

How come you look like a teapot

I just pick a teapot

I zip up my pants, you want to try

You are naughty

Good. Keep going

Excuse me, Miss

If there isn't you, there isn't me. I'll stay

If you're here, I'll leave

Eddia...

You've said it eighteen times

There won't be the nineteenth time

Fly up in the blue sky...

Sorry

How did you walk? I pick it up for you

I open it for you

Making trouble again

You dirty bastard

1 kick

Don't litter the can

Top-fighter

Ling

Good evening, Miss

Sit down

What are you doing

I thought you turn the lights on

You just said to turn if off

Sit down is sit down

Sit down is sit down

Turn to page thirteen

This is our first lesson, Man and the Woman

I know, I'm a man. You're a woman

No... I'm a girl

You are a girl

I'm a girl

Good, good girl, Good good man

Good good

You mean the best, don't you

Yes, yes

That's not good good

What is it?

Yes, best

Best

Best man

Best man No

Sis, best man means best man at the wedding

You mean best man means best man at the wedding

Am I right?

Yes, that's what I mean, he understands

Let's keep going Yes, keep going

Yes, I don't know this word

What does that man

What's the matter, Stella?

Your pants are worn out, let me mend it far you

Thanks, where have you been?

At Anne's place. He asks me to teach him breakdance

Dance, dance, be close... as slow dance

Dance, dance, dance off your clothes

She's pretty and has a good figure

Take it

It's mended

Make me some noodles

Let me see

Slow dance

Have some noodles

Thanks

It smells good

What's so happy

Water

Very hot

It's spicy

Master, you walk nicely

Of course, I was always the winner as a student

I don't believe it

Let's have a bet

No, I will run after her

I run

Stop

I don't think you can continue, let's rest

It's rather windy

Have some water Thank

Very thirsty

What a fool! Water is good for your health

I'll have more water, then

How come there are so many hearts in the cup

Here's my gift for you

For me?

Three thousand one hundred and fifty

I'm glad it is not broken

Why do you invite Eddie tonight?

I'd play a trick on him for a revenge

You have two bathroom in your house?

I get a video camera on the ceiling of the bathroom

One with a red mark and the other with grey

I'll put some laxatuer in his drink

He will have diarheer

No matter which bathroom he goes in

Whatever he does will appear on the TV monitor

Good idea

Revenge

I know earliet that you're disagreeable

It's easy, Micky Mouse stuff!

Isn't it terrific

You can begin

Please

He brings along some strong youngster

ToDah, ask Eddie to come

Come to me for revenge

Anna

Eddie, are you ready

Ready

Anna asks us along to a dance

She's going

Yes, my sister asks me to bring him along

Be smart, she'll be proud to take you out

She's still a kid, don't be unreasonable

I'm not going

Eddie doesn't have time let's go

Keep cool, let me think about it

Happy Birthday Thanks

Help yourelf

Master, look

That stupid kid is following Anna all night

Hold on, keep your manner

He can't be that for long, you'll see

Hi, welcome

Happy Birthday Thanks

Kenny

Master, this one is better

Cheers, you have the lesser one

Let's be fair

Half, half, how's that?

Cheers

Why don't you drink it?

Does it have laxatusis

If I don't drink, he won't either

Anyway, he's the one being tricked

No, no, cheers

Anyone in?

Can't you push it open?

You have to pull it

Pull the grey one, you're in trouble

Ladies and gentlemen. We have prepared as

Tonight, we have a special programme for you

Let's enjoy

Excuse me

I know, red for real

We succeed!

Much better

What's so funny?

Eddie is tricked

Kenny is photogenic

The show is rather popular!

The effects are great!

Master

Good show Shit

Good!

Wanderlut

The actar is you

Miss, let me help you

Miss, may I invite you for a dance

What are you doing?

Excuse me What are you doing? Be alert

My feet are hurting

What are you looking at?

She looks familiar

Shoes are tight

Miss, may I invite you for a dance

Take a good look at yourself! See... look at me

How smart

No, no

Welcome a pretty girl to my party

This is she

What?

What are you doing in dressing like that, Stella

You don't even take me into consideration

Can't I have a boyfriend?

Get away from me, I don't care

Can't you hear what I say? Go back home

Don't teach me

Don't bother my partner

Where is he?

Keep your hands off

Go back home

No

You hit me

Fine, I'll leave, I'll never see you again

I'll go with you

Don't cry, don't hare to take notice of such person

Let's go for a mid-nite snack Get our

Kiddo, you want a fight?

Let's fight

You're rather attractive

How to bet?

I'll kill your leg if you lose

Get your stick ready

For you

Excuse me

I ride...

I throw

Don't laugh

Eddie is smart

Bet on you patience good

Good

A lot of moons and star

The wrong direction. I win, he loses

Stella

Take it to your master

Master

Stella, you misund erstand You leave me alone

Stella...

I'll make a duel with him

We bother you this time Day dreaming, your dirty bands will mass up the food

Well, I'll take a bath

Stella...

No

Master, Stella is leaving

What are you doing while I'm taking a bath?

That Eddie

If you don't come

What's the use of that model

Find Stella for me. Don't come back if you fail

Sis

Stella, you haven't left yet

I'll put my shoes on

Stella

Miss

Hi, Miss

Let's have fun

Help! Help!

She is very pretty

She's a good cook

And a good hast

And very charming in bed

Shut up

What are you doing? Bite me?

Eat me up?

Hit me

Bite

Hah! So naughty

It's my artificial teeth

I fought with people when I was four

I never lose a gain as a number one boxer

I disappointed until I met you

Let's have a bet, come on

Came Eddie

You see, it's not the best time nor the best place

Let's have a bet tomorrow at the peak

Fine, I'll take your wards

You really have to fight with him?

You think I'm a fool? I just trick on him

You're naughty

That stupid one is coming

I lie to you

Don't fool around anymore, Go back

My sister is waiting for you

What an egg!

It's make me healthy

Don't be too playful, you young people

Otherwise, they won't come back

You scare me!

Do some exercise in the morning is good

But not like this every morning

It's smelly

It's smelly, rather dirty

I'll help you to wash if they're not washed?

No, thanks

How can you wear if they're not washed?

I appreciate you kindness

Is it hurt? No

Shoot! The pictures

What? What are you doing?

Let me wash them, master

Don't call me master as we are so close

Just call me Ah Ying

Ah Ying

I'll wash the clothes

Thanks

Please...

No problems in washing those clothes, Ying will help

She's a washing machine and detergent

Let's wash all the dirty clothes together

Ah Ying

Does three tablespoonful of soap enough?

Calling Ah Ying is not your privilege

What?

This picture is bad, the one leep. This picture picture is bad, the one keeping it is even worse

I...

Don't you feel ashame?

I took it at the night club last time

Pussy Cat

I've been there once

It's your problem and none of my business

Master

I'll tear them off

No man is trust worthy. Get out

I promise I'll never go there again

Otherwise, I'm a pig!

Get out Help! Please stop

Help

Egg

Where's the egg?

The egg has become the chicken

Wait until dawn comes and the moon rise

It's my fault, can't dame on Ah Ying

It's my fault to go to those places

You really hit me hard!

Why are you hitting yourself

I'm catching a mosquito

Yes, it's flying this way

Stop it. I'm in a bad mood

My sister is even worse

Let me solve the problem

What?

Think of a solution yourself

Keep the door unlock. I'll be back soon

You've been back, sleep tight

Master

Why are you coming back

That's a good mug

I give it back to you

Ask the experts to come out

Who Be not afraid

Come out

I know he's the top and he breaks my cup

Damn it

Mini

No...you set him free Where are you taking me?

Mini

I feel hurt

Fetch me at Pacific Athletic Club

You let me off, let me off

That's not a way. It's against law

I let you off, you must tell the top-fighter to see me

Or else I'll trouble you everyday

Stella

Stella

How are you?

He

Go home first

I'm not, coming for the duel

I cheated you, you hurts my people

All were my fault. I'm not a Top-fighter

Please don't trouble me, bye-bye

Never see again

Who say you're not a top-fighter

Shit

Let's start the fight

Come on, come on

Come on

The invincible boxer

I win again

I win again. I win again

Yes, you have won. You have won

You're great

I an go now

Nobody can stand up again

I admitted that I've lost

You haven't been beat down

So fierce

I'll fall down. I'm falling down

Come on Do you need my help?

Helping you to fall down

I'm up

I hit

Why I couldn't get up

I got a good way

Beat me! Beat me

You dare to touch my award

Don't you know

How many punches I have suffered?

How many boxers have been beat down

Especially this cup

I used my life to win it, do you know

You're a chef, not a boxer

You dare to insult me

Those cup are not you you're crazy

Nobody never said me crazy only said I'm fool

Shit be finished by a crazy

I won it want those cup, I want to fight with you

Who are you?

He said he came for help

I know you. You're the Ironicide

You can't leave of you can't beat me

That's not tough

See, I can break the thicker one

You can't

Let me try

Help me

Of course, I help you

Use force

Tie tighter

I can it break it

Then I break your hone

I want of beat up

That is great

You've crazy, don't trouble me

Top-fighter, I finally last to you

May I know where's Mini?

Room 103

Master

I know you got to be okay

No

The doctor said I'm severely wounded

Broken head bone and broken arms

I have a broken heart, let me die

No

The cardiogram shows everything is all right

Nothing is wrong.

It stoped

You can't die

The cup is mended, look

Can't you hear me? You can't die

It's mended. I'll get back my tools

This is not cardiogram

Why cardiagram

If this is not the cardiogram I'll be fine

You

Don't get mad, it's all my fault

Just once

Naughty

Mini has just kiss my sister

My cousin has just hit him like that