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- T.G.I.F. Am I right?
- You're telling me.
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Been folding laundry since 3:00 a.m.
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Got blisters on my fingers
and bunions on my toes.
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I tell you the king's horse
kicked me in the head?
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It's been a rough one, that's for sure.
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Absolutely. It's been a rough
week in the castle, too.
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Wednesday's bath?
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So tepid.
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And don't even get me started
on the lavender bath oils.
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I mean, is it too much to ask
for a spritz of honeysuckle?
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T.G.I. bath.
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Is that it? Is that the one you said?
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I'd best get back to work, then.
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Yeah.
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- Oh.
- Well, I mean, I-I think...
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I think you have another
few minutes on your break.
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We prefer to just be done.
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- Aah!
- Oh, God.
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I'm... I'm so sorry, Stan.
I forget you were down there.
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"Sorry"?
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I see.
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Lovely work, though, as always.
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Damn it, I told you to kill
Count Peter, not Friar Peter.
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You know what?
I can't deal with this anymore.
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Just kill all the Peters.
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Any Peter, just kill him.
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Good morning, Lord Vexler.
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Can this wait, Prince Chauncley?
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I'm having kind of a tough day
on the job.
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As it happens, that is why I am here.
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I've decided that I, too,
would like a job.
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You already have a job...
heir to the throne.
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That's not enough anymore.
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I want to do something real.
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Something I can take pride in.
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I don't care if it's
the humblest job in the kingdom.
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Wowie.
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This place is fancy-nancy.
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So, uh, I assume I'm here to be tortured?
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Actually, I was wondering
if your business
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was hiring at the moment?
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Nah, I-I can't really afford
to hire anyone right now.
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I'm working 140 hours a week,
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and my take-home's half a coin.
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And that's not a big coin, either.
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You know, usually it's one
of the little guys.
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Well, I have some good news.
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I found you someone who will
work for you for free.
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Starting today, Prince Chauncley
will be your intern.
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Huh.
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Does he have any shoveling experience?
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Oh, no way.
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He doesn't even know how to use a spoon.
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I have to feed him soup like he's a baby.
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So no qualifications.
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I'll tell you his qualifications...
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He's the king's son.
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So no matter how badly he screws up,
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you're gonna tell him
that he's doing a great job.
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And if you don't...
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Got it.
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That means you'll kill me, right,
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when you did the neck thing?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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Just wanted to make sure
we're on the same page.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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All right, I hereby call
to order this meeting
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of the Lower Murkford
Two Ladies Book Club.
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This month, we're reading
Virgil's "Aeneid."
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Maggie, I "nee-id" to hear your thoughts.
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Well, I "book" forward
to telling you them.
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And I also am here.
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Look, Mikey, it's... it's fine
that followed us here.
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It's just that this club
is really for people
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who've read the book.
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This is my one day off.
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And I really... I just want
to catch up with Maggie
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and my reading and...
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Yeah, I get it.
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Great.
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Catch you later, buddy.
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Yeah. I'll catch you later, buddy.
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So...
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Agh!
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Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
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Sorry, friend.
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We mistook you for a wealthy noble.
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Release him!
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Wait!
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Who are you guys?
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Us?
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We're the Merry Band.
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We take from the rich
and give to the poor,
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whilst living every day as an adventure.
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Wow.
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So you guys just hang out as,
like, a whole group together?
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You can join us if you wish.
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- Really? Yeah.
- There's just one condition.
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You must be willing to...
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Wha...
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Wow.
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Huzzah! Huzzah!
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So, now we go and give it to the poor?
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Nah. Now we call Jerry.
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To buy drugs.
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Yo, Jerry!
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Got the same shit from last week?
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- Yeah.
- 5 coins an ounce.
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Price is going up, huh?
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Let me get a little taste.
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Yeah.
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Whew! That's good shit right there.
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Okay, boss, tell me how it's done.
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Yeah. I mean, the job's easy enough.
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All you do is, you knock on the door,
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shovel it up, collect the money.
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That's it. You got it?
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- Easy-peasy!
- Right.
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- Come in.
- Hello.
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Any notes?
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Uh...
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No. No.
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That was good, what you did.
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She's dead!
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Oh, shoot. I forgot to collect the money.
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Should I go back in and grab it?
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No. Don't worry about it.
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They paid... in their own way.
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Yikes. We better boogie.
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Yes, back to work!
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Oh. Hey, Al.
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Oh, hey, bud.
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What... What's that?
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Oh, um... Oh, it's nothing.
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I'm just, like, kind of
in a merry band now.
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Merry band?
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You mean those burnouts in the woods?
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Mikey, that's a gang.
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No, they're not. They're cool.
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They sing and dance.
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They've got one song, and it's terrible.
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It's very repetitive.
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They rhyme "merry band"
with "merry band" a lot.
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And it's all just very loud and sweaty.
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Mikey, you... you shouldn't hang
out with those guys anymore.
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Yeah, well, um,
I'll catch you later, bud.
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I have to say,
lunch tastes so much better
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when you've earned it
through a hard day's labor.
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Here comes the wagon.
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Neigh. Neigh.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Well, I'm refreshed.
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Ready to go.
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Who is next on the route?
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Frank.
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He's a friend of mine.
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Always been there for me.
He's a good man.
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He's got a wife and kids.
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Oh. Well, I look forward
to entering his home
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and representing your business.
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Listen, uh, the thing is...
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maybe on this one, you don't go in there.
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Why not?
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Have I been doing a bad job?
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No!
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You've been doing such a good job,
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I-I want to give you a promotion.
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Oh. Wow!
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Okay. Uh, to what?
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You're gonna...
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watch for bears.
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Yeah. Here's what you do.
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Take this stick, okay?
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And I want you to walk about
50 to 400 feet behind me.
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Be real quiet.
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And if you see a bear, then hit him
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with the stick and shout
and... and yell, "Bear!"
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This way, I'll know there's
a bear, and, you know...
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it'll play out from there.
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I want you to know I do not
take this honor lightly, sir.
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To have earned your respect
through my hard work alone...
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it means the world to me.
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I would not trade this stick
for any gilded laurel.
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Okay, great.
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Bears, bears, bears.
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What ho, good fellows?
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Not good, man.
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The shit Jerry sold us
is [BLEEP] stepped-on.
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Oh, man. I'm having a bad day, too.
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You know, I was walking to my house,
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and I ran into my sister,
and she was being so annoying.
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She called you guys a gang.
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Can you believe that?
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You got a house?
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Uh... yeah.
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Are there valuables in there?
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I mean, like, a couple.
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- Why?
- Let's go there.
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To sing?
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- Let's go there.
- No.
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You know what?
Actually, Rocco, I'm sorry.
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It's just that, um...
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I'm not really supposed
to have people over.
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Come on, Mikey.
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We're not just people.
We're your friends.
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Yeah. Uh, um, okay.
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Follow me.
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Bears, bears, bears.
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Hey, kid. Are you all right?
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Oh, yes. J-Just a little tired.
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T.G.I.F.
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You said it.
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I did.
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Smoke?
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Oh. Me?
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Yes. Thank you.
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Oh. Wow.
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Hey, you know who you kinda look like?
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That guy on the money.
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Oh, um, yes.
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Yeah. I get that a lot.
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But, no, that's... that's not me.
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I'm just a laborer.
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Well, good on you.
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That's what this town needs...
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plenty of hard-working young people.
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Mm, yes, and fewer bears.
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Oh, th-that's... that's my line, you see.
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I'm... I'm a bear watcher.
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What the hell is that?
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Well, you know, I follow behind my boss
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at a very great distance,
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and I wave a small stick
to fend off bears.
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And, uh, how many bears
did you fight off today?
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Well, um...
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Well, I-I suppose none.
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You got tricked good.
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Yes, well, it's a very amusing jape.
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Hey, kid.
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Watch out for bears.
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Hey, guys, just try not
to touch too much stuff, okay?
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Oh, um...
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What the hell is going on here?
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Oh, um, hey, Al.
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Sorry. We're just hanging.
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Hey, you can't smoke in here.
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- We have a thatched roof.
- Oh, sorry, Constable.
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Okay, that's it. Everyone out.
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What?! Out! Get out!
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- Al...
- Go! Out!
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What the...
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Hey, Rocco!
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What the heck, Al?
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We were just chilling.
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Yeah, well, they robbed us.
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- What?
- Look!
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They stole my book.
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Well, no...
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Well, it couldn't have been them.
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Come on. They wouldn't steal. Those guys?
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Klepto Kyle? Sticky-Fingers Pete?
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00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:40,812
Rocco the Convicted Thief?
264
00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:42,614
There's no way they'd do that.
They're my friends.
265
00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:43,882
They're not your friends, Mikey.
266
00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:45,349
They never wanted to hang out with you.
267
00:12:45,351 --> 00:12:47,519
They just knew you were an easy target.
268
00:12:50,556 --> 00:12:51,623
Oh.
269
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,092
Mikey.
270
00:12:57,097 --> 00:12:58,362
Shit.
271
00:13:13,913 --> 00:13:15,980
Look, Mikey, it's not your fault
272
00:13:15,982 --> 00:13:18,450
those guys turned out to be such jerks.
273
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:21,786
And I know how hard it is
to feel different.
274
00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:23,381
No, you don't, Al.
275
00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:25,189
You're different in good ways.
276
00:13:25,191 --> 00:13:27,859
You're smart and cool.
I'm just dumb and stupid.
277
00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:29,527
That's why you don't like
hanging out with me.
278
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,223
I get it, you know?
279
00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:35,166
I do dumb things, like letting
those jerks steal your book.
280
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,234
Maybe we can get it back.
281
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,610
How?
282
00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:46,905
I'm not sure.
283
00:13:47,814 --> 00:13:50,348
But maybe we can figure it out together?
284
00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:59,023
There he is.
285
00:13:59,025 --> 00:14:00,424
Congrats on a bear-free day.
286
00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:03,427
Stop lying to me, Mr. Shitshoveler.
287
00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:05,229
I know there are no bears.
288
00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:07,765
Or at least far fewer
than you led me to believe.
289
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,167
You were just trying to get rid of me
290
00:14:09,169 --> 00:14:10,902
because you think I'm incompetent.
291
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,970
Oh, come on. I mean,
with all that soup you eat?
292
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:15,173
You got to be regular as hell.
293
00:14:15,175 --> 00:14:17,641
No. I mean you think I'm bad at things.
294
00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:18,977
I don't think you're bad at things.
295
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,178
Yes, I am.
296
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,914
I don't deserve to wear this smock.
297
00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:29,387
I'm stuck.
298
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:31,089
All right, don't worry.
299
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,393
Let's face it.
300
00:14:35,395 --> 00:14:36,728
I'm...
301
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,262
worthless.
302
00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:40,834
If I wasn't the son of the king,
I'd have nothing.
303
00:14:42,202 --> 00:14:44,636
I mean, it's hard to argue with that.
304
00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:48,673
But it's not your fault.
305
00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:50,942
Why not?
306
00:14:50,944 --> 00:14:52,810
Well, your problem isn't that
you're bad at things.
307
00:14:52,812 --> 00:14:56,308
It's that people don't tell you
that you're bad at things.
308
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,084
Including me.
309
00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:04,022
All right, how about this?
310
00:15:04,024 --> 00:15:05,156
Clean slate.
311
00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:07,158
You start right from the beginning.
312
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,428
And this time, if you screw up,
I'll let you know.
313
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,696
Really?
314
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:13,031
Really.
315
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:16,500
So, let's go over some
shovel motions, all right?
316
00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:18,970
The first one you're gonna
master is the scoop.
317
00:15:18,972 --> 00:15:20,038
Scoop.
318
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,973
All right, so, what you're gonna wanna do
319
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,908
is get your blade close to the ground.
320
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,040
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
321
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,110
- Like this.
- Yeah.
322
00:15:26,112 --> 00:15:27,712
- Yeah.
- Now give it a shot.
323
00:15:27,714 --> 00:15:29,181
- Okay.
- Yeah.
324
00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:39,391
She's dead!
325
00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:41,325
Any notes?
326
00:15:41,327 --> 00:15:42,331
You did bad.
327
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,128
- Mm.
- I have to be honest.
328
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,663
I don't think shoveling's for you.
329
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:47,865
Oof. Well, that hurts.
330
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:48,866
But thank you.
331
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,201
Any time.
332
00:15:50,203 --> 00:15:52,030
Ohh!
333
00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:54,672
Shall we boogie?
334
00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:57,809
Yeah!
335
00:15:57,811 --> 00:15:59,944
What am I supposed to do with some book?
336
00:15:59,946 --> 00:16:01,813
Come on, man. It's a classic.
337
00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:04,148
- It's gotta be worth at least an eighth.
- Hey, best friends.
338
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,017
Sorry I'm late to buying drugs.
339
00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:08,219
I had to swing by the bank.
340
00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:10,154
Apparently, my rich uncle just died,
341
00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:12,556
and I inherited all this gold.
342
00:16:12,558 --> 00:16:14,959
I wasn't supposed to tell
anyone, but I trust you guys
343
00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:16,560
'cause you're my friends.
344
00:16:16,562 --> 00:16:17,829
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.
345
00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:20,031
Hey, I'll trade you
this thing for the gold.
346
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:22,634
Wow. That's a great deal.
347
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,236
Here you go.
348
00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:27,105
- Let me see.
- Al, now!
349
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:33,377
This isn't gold.
350
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:34,446
It's just dirt.
351
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:35,780
Yeah, that's right.
352
00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:38,850
Who's the dumb one now?
353
00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:39,851
It's you!
354
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:42,854
Ow!
355
00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:44,522
You did great, buddy.
356
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:45,924
We've got the book back,
357
00:16:45,926 --> 00:16:48,126
and all they've got is
a worthless bag of dirt.
358
00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:49,060
Yeah.
359
00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:51,172
I mean, it wasn't worthless, but...
360
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:53,758
Ahh.
361
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:56,134
Wait. What?
362
00:16:56,136 --> 00:16:58,602
I mean, that was expensive.
363
00:16:58,604 --> 00:16:59,471
You bought the dirt?
364
00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:00,805
- Yeah.
- When?
365
00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:02,140
Earlier.
366
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:03,808
From who? The Merry Band.
367
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,477
What?
368
00:17:05,479 --> 00:17:07,345
Oh, dang it!
369
00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:08,746
Maybe we can still get it back.
370
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:11,483
No, we can still trade
the book for the dirt.
371
00:17:11,485 --> 00:17:12,550
Would that work?
372
00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:14,218
- Hey.
- Yeah?
373
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:17,955
How about, instead, you and me
go grab some dinner?
374
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:19,891
- Really?
- I'll race you home.
375
00:17:25,622 --> 00:17:28,299
Guys, we've been over this.
376
00:17:28,301 --> 00:17:31,436
When you poison someone,
you have to write it down.
377
00:17:31,438 --> 00:17:33,238
We need to be keeping
track of this stuff.
378
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,506
Who's been poisoned?
Who hasn't been poisoned?
379
00:17:35,508 --> 00:17:39,244
Otherwise, we're re-poisoning
people, wasting poison.
380
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:42,914
Good evening, Lord Vexler.
381
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,582
Oh, hi, Prince. How was your internship?
382
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,384
Ah, it didn't exactly work out.
383
00:17:46,386 --> 00:17:48,119
Oh. Well, don't worry, Your Highness.
384
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,387
I will take care of that peasant.
385
00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:52,189
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it wasn't his fault.
386
00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:55,460
I was just really, really bad at it.
387
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,995
Yeah, I-I burned down several structures,
388
00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,731
I got myself stuck in my smock,
389
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,999
and I humiliated myself in public.
390
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:05,737
Yes. In many ways, it was
the worst day of my life.
391
00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:07,138
Oh, wow. That sounds awful.
392
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,106
Mm.
393
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:09,793
Uh, but, hey...
394
00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:12,844
T.G.I.F.
395
00:18:14,414 --> 00:18:16,548
Yes.
396
00:18:22,089 --> 00:18:23,688
- Thank you.
- Y-Yeah.
397
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,423
Sure.
398
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,227
Your soup, sir.
399
00:18:30,229 --> 00:18:31,796
Oh.
400
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,320
Uh, no.
401
00:18:38,572 --> 00:18:40,237
No. Thank you.
402
00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:53,718
Wagon.
403
00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:03,595
Ahh.
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