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- MAZURKA ON BED EDGE -

You take so much!

You may not pull my panties, They are the most expensive in the store!

- Cold feet? - I have ants everywhere, Romantic!

No, from the beginning!

No, it is important it sounds beautiful.

We take it from "That the heart can rejuvenate."

- Peter - Who's that smoke?

- Who's that smoke? - Good afternoon, Madam Bosted,

- It's me! - But I did not

The ... lecturer Mikkelsen smoked, - I do not

- But we took a little break, - I want you to go to my husband,

- I go to the headmaster when I'm done, - He wants to talk to you soon,

- As soon as the lesson is complete. - What should he do to the principal?

- They get named on Tuesday. - It must have happened something.

That's a blasphemy to smoke in the church, right?

- You should not smoke here in the church. - Thanks for your help.

It smells like that a branded gazebo. Who won?

- Ole and Michael, who won? - He!

The profit goes to kollekten. Put them in the gun.

- Take advantage of not saying I am a friend of liberty, - If you were president

Allowed ... you get girls in school? - Yes. If you were a good man-

- You would not show amateur pictures for Torben. Give me that, Torben;

Now we take a break.

Hurry up to the principal's window and keep us informed.

We are on Channel 8.

- What do we get food today? - Medicare Rochester sausage and rhubarb.

Can Ham and monkey snot!

Bertha Olga: Mikkelsen is en route to the department office.

Mikkelmax on the road, Olga calls listens entry: Go into position.

Mikkelmax arrived at Rector.

Culture? It was not bad. Congratulations,

"Per aspera ad astra" as Horace says,

But it stays between us, It's not official yet.

It should not come out until tackaudiensen

the king,

- The Principal will be Minister of Culture. - God save Denmark.

Who becomes president, then?

- The Vice-Chancellor? I! - It's not me who decides it,

The school board wants a young man experienced by the young people ...

... And feeling for tradition here at Krubbes�g�rds taught school,

And that is also open to the new ideas and the new time.

- Pupils' influence, free clothes. - Take it easy, lecturer Mikkelsen.

At least until I have traveled.

It needs to be negotiated, considerations, public statements,

As you can probably say no, unless you feel sufficiently qualified,

- There are some other forces, - If you want me ...

Now is not my idea, it was School Council President who asked me,

I felt even your father, Max. I'll call you Max?

Leading man, a teacher here. You know how self been a student here-

- And knows the school inside. But now it's so

- That you are not married, - Married? No,

- Not Engaged? - Not a thing.

You can not have a bachelor as principal at Krabbes�g�rd.

It is politically necessary he is married,

- Assistant Professor Holst's married, - Yes. He is married.

My wife is very fond the lecturer Holst, "Door Mat"

And vice versa,

Olga Bertha, Check the "door mat" If he looks up to, so let us know.

Olga the listening post. "Door Mat" is the grand plan.

Ready for action: The goal is "Door Mat".

I have him in sight.

- Now he looks up! - Push!

Good hit! Wait,

Olga the listening post. Take up position!

Is that you, you bastard? Here's what you have to pay for!

- Olga the artillery: Sopprot! - He got the rear,

Learn how to take cover, - Olga to other gun!

- Clear, - Finish at the tail-flick!

Shoot!

It would be nice to hear some news from Michael;

- Is it your wife who decides? - No, but you have to admit ...

- Max, do you have something against women? - Women? Which women?

That is not why that you are not ...

- Which? - Not because you did not ...

- Oh, you mean? - Yes. Why?

It has never been an issue, How I had more important things to me;

It was one thing I konfisk As I fished out.

- Fished up? - Yes, gone to church.

I gotta go. The class is waiting. Botany.

In the church?

- Why have you never gymnastics? - I can not take physical exercise!

It's these mazurka lessons

- Do you have to learn to dance like that? - It is a traditional school,

Mazurka is a courtly dance.

For over 100 years has been mazurkan tradition here. A courtly dance

- And a tribute to the woman! Look at me.

I will not disturb you, Professor Holst. Young people are making progress, I see.

Thanks to you, If I can help you with anything ...

It would please both the boys and me,

Mazurka! Look closely, all of them,

- He wants to have her; - He just wants to be president,

- Your husband is happy about the transfer? - We need to find the right successor.

How you seen how she opens the doors? She sneaks to the door, knock-

- And open it quickly, she would like to see that she did not get to see everyday.

Max Mikkelsen has been with him today.

He's not my favorite, Professor Holst,

- Do you think they do that? - She is probably not very dirty.

Of the headmaster? It was probably a while ago he squeezed something,

- What do you mean? - By reading the little red!

- Why have not you lecture? - I'm going to the dentist.

Remember to say "a moment" next time you're not dressed.

I shower of course!

Hell, now calling it!

- I have to run. - You do not tolerate physical exercise!

- The marriage lasts a lifetime; - You do not need to be married-

- Before the anniversary. However notify school board that you have some plans.

- But I do not know. - Say it.

- It's not true; - Dear Max, words are just words.

I can political life, A well-placed untruth-

- Are often better than a bad fact,

- Eric, what are you doing here? - Dad!

I'm free from physical education, There's something in the leg,

- I botanize bit, Hey, sis! - I'm going to school councils meeting.

- I have a hurry; - Jump in!

Where are you? Are not you going to school?

I'm going home, I need some fresh air,

Hi there!

I am President, we have only an item on the agenda-

- And that is the appointment of Principal Service, Trolley's statement,

Secret information suggests that our Rector's favorite to replace ...

is a lecturer Max Mikkelsen, also known Mikkelmax,

I was the lecturer for almost four years and I've written ...

- Two textbooks. - In botany and history of ideas.

Most schools in the country use them, are excellent books,

- One thing concerns us very - My thesis on the architect-

- And the philosopher Pericles. It is almost finished.

We in the school board are all old fighters. We do not let the old spirit.

- I will answer for Mikkel's spirit, - Then we can make a quick decision,

Think of what the founder, Otto Evart Krabbes� says in the statutes:

The leading teaching staff in this school principal the primus, to be married;

- Then he finally married. - Report, please.

Max Mikkelsen is innocent regarding this with women,

- Is he a virgin?! - Children Weller, you want the word?

- Hell, yes! - Think about the language,

- In his age ... - He's too young!

- He may not like women! - We need to get some little men-

- Otherwise the "door mat" Our slave driver!

- No unmarried headmaster at the school. - I want to marry me.

Ask it here

Associate Mikkelsen has decided when ...

- So there is one? - Yes,

- Is there a lady we know? - Discretion, gentlemen,

Jubilee is about a month and then We wish to introduce new rector pair,

If you volunteer as a married man; or engaged, you can count on

Do we want to help Mikkelmax into the sacred marriage or engagement?

- Should we show how to do? - Those who vote yes, enough ...

Now we are voting,

The proposal was unanimously approved,

Cheers, Mikkelsen. Thank you for coming here.

Now, let's drink and enjoy!

Your turn, Mikkelsen. Go ahead,

- Just push that? - Oh, yeah!

- Full Hit. Bravo, Mikkelsen! - It was probably just luck.

- Is this revolution? - My daughter Line

- Max Mikkelsen, senior lecturer. - Soon the principal, perhaps.

Young genius that will bring the proud traditions alive!

- Is not that right? - Yes. A nice, old school,

But the thing with genius I do not know

- I must go, we have teach-in. - What is it?

- We are preparing a demonstration. - To what?

Down with U.S. imperialism S, Ho Chi Minh, Che Guevura Up with him!

When the revolution comes they hang us relics of the lampposts!

- Nobody listens to our opinion! - The are you trying to cram the students-

- In school who is a capitalist indoctrination facility for boys

... Who can not think for themselves, - You are communists!

- Hallelujah and amen! - She drives me crazy, Mikkelsen,

Who pays their dagdrivarliv, debauchery ... and taxes!

Yes, she's cute!

- Dad? - My daughter, Erica de Renan,

- Assistant Professor Mikkelsen, - Dad, you have a telephone,

Are you caring for Professor Mikkelsen?

Interested in agriculture or art? Would you like to see my beautiful copper?

Charmant, I bought them cheaply on the left bank,

Typical French. That's maybe a Jacobsen?

- No, Larsen. - You stay really nice here

It's a bit crowded ...

but I am all alone,

How do you mind if I dress on into something more comfortable?

- I can turn our backs; - You are cute.

How I was married, in France,

- Did you know? - No,

- Men are terribly unfaithful, right? - Yes, it is suggested you so.

Too bad they are so treacherous,

There are so many opportunities for a man and a woman,

- You must get something to drink! - No, I have just received ...

Brandy, Men love good cognac. What am I for the hostess?

- Generates the you to see me like this? - No, quite the opposite. You are very ...

Beautiful? No compliments, I'm so sensitive,

- A sant� - A la votre.

You speak French, you've probably great success in women,

It's not so bad with it,

- What is it? - My rheumatism! Can you give me a massage?

No, further down,

- You're going to be president, - It is not clear,

I'll put a good word for you with my father, trust me,

Let me show you something. Sit down. Do not look, it's a surprise.

- Are you cold, cheri? - No. It was just a toad.

What do you think?

Damn it!

Principal Bosted. Good afternoon, Madam Renan, What can I do for you?

Rape?

Mikkelsen Max? It sounds incredible;

You are not mistaken?

Mrs. de Renan, forgive me; It sounds terrible,

Mikkelsen Max? That he would have raped you!

Of course, the wife ...

Dreadful, the wife! Yes, it is a criminal offense,

I'll find out, Mrs. de Renan. Thank you,

Thus, calls the subsidiary Burnewellers and says she was raped ...

... By Max Mikkelsen? - Yes, she was mightily upset,

- She's lying of course. - You think so?

She would gladly allow themselves being raped several times a day.

Women of a certain situation becomes often strange at that point.

- She probably wanted, but not him; - You think so?

Have you ever thought of a woman burn of erotic lust?

You actually have the right, I think!

Do not forget to call off.

What can I do for you?

- Looking for something specific? - No.

- Something special requests? - I just look around me,

Here we have homophilic books, and there is all about group sex.

- And the animals, - Animal!

- Here it is more normal, - It's not just pictures.

I want to actually learn little about women,

- Let's go upstairs, - Thank you,

- What do you do when he's gone? - Then I have Mr. Nilsson,

My monkey. My cute, little monkey,

- Little Miss, what is this? - 82:50, we have more expensive over here.

Here you are.

It is all here in sadism,

This is new and it can clamped at the rear,

- Is there something with animals? - Sadism, if that does not interest ...

Well ... do not bridle not it? - No,

This is to masturbation, and you can pump!

The massager is a practical and has two speeds.

And you can put on one of these little ...

It's very exciting, and you can scratch his back.

And then there's this one. But one of those, perhaps you are yourself?

Excuse me! Good afternoon, Miss Burn Weller,

- What is he doing? - It's only professor Mikkelsen,

You know thus know me?

- He raped my sister. - Awesome, dude!

Violence should be resisted by force,

- What is it you say? - My sister says

... That you have raped her. - Oh, my gosh! That's not true.

- It is an idle quip. - No one can rape Erica,

Something like that I would never able to do!

- You might not like women. - Yes, but ...

I have never It is difficult to explain.

Not needed, it is noticeable. Mouth may smell to it,

Daddy says Mikkelsen could be an excellent president

... If he were not the ficus. - Oh, my gosh!

- Favorite expression, right? - Line, we'll be late again.

- They shout "Fuck Lund" today, - It's TV that excites them;

- Should we intervene? - No, it is a lawful demonstration.

- What is that? - Vegetables.

- You know what vegetables are? - Yes. But what are they used for?

- Destroy boxes and thrown at police. - Have you not do!

Do not, dare not, can not! Words that you use too often.

- Not cauliflower! - Demonstrates to the freedom-

- By throwing vegetables the head of the police?

The beats us with their batons!

- Should we intervene? - Not for a tomato,

Complaints from the embassy,

- Now paint the car. - We must tackle.

The king and the law's name, leave the streets free!

Stop that! Let her go!

O Lord my God!

The woman we have buses on Mikkelmax must be of good quality,

Pull down the blinds and turn on the projector,

- Lily, 22 years. Hobbies: Dancing. - It is not his type.

- Her you can jump on! - My big sister!

- Then stop it in the family. - We take next.

- He needs no grandmother! - It is not set yet,

The daughter called Birte, 22 years - love a good meal and a good fuck.

- She has anemia? - We take next.

Mary. Maid, maid, Liberal interests,

- Why not Mary? - The rest of us also want to have.

- Listening Post to headquarters, - Be quiet!

- "Door Mat" is on its way. - Extinguish. Up with the curtains!

Ich soll, you sollt ...

- Come on! - Wait, - How he gone?

- LHR sollt ... - It's called you sollst.

I know, Professor Holst.

To sollst eine kick in the ass haben!

- He's gone. - Green,

I have a suggestion, Down with curtains, turn on the projector,

Nadia, 22 years. Talking is not Danish, but do well anyway,

- Occupation: Sex. Interests: Sex, - She is absolutely wonderful!

- Give me the address! - She takes us!

The problem is that she is a stripper, Something so beautiful it must not be free,

- How much does she? - I can safely discount ...

... For old times sake. If we add 20 dollars each ...

Should we pay for Mikkelsen to fuck?

Nadia and Mikkelmax!

Cut and dried!

Hello again!

The new head teacher has been arrested for street riots.

You were wonderful, the Knight who rescued the maiden from the dragon,

- People like we barricade fighters, - He fell like a plank.

- It was apparently also ask, - Let me know if I can repay you.

- We do not care for capitalism. - The toilet is right.

- What is it? - Nothing.

Well, you have a problem, tell me,

I would like to be married in one month - or engaged.

- Otherwise, you will not become president? - Can not you ...

- Say you to me. - Yes, you ...

- I told your father that ... - Your father.

- I have a girl; - But have not you?

None at all? You've never had anyone?

Fantastic! You're that type,

- Yes, I suppose. - You lack confidence

... But it can acquire, - In one month?

- I will help you, - Thank you,

- You need to obtain other clothes. - Yes, these are terrible.

- Can not you fix it? - It's so old fashioned!

- A more modern gives you charisma. - Thank you for making you upset,

- But I do not go to bed with you. - Oh, my gosh!

Please come with me.

It's something we do not know.

Max, what is important is what you get others to believe,

Self-confidence comes from self-confident, Remember that,

See you. Bye for now,

- You see the changes. - Yes, the clothes make the man.

When I asked you to get a girl I did not mean that you would ...

Rape ... the President's daughter. - Do the headmaster of that?

Mrs. the Renan personally called me up,

But that's not proof.

- The other daughter is a good friend? - We have been in prison together,

The projector and speaker is clear. Have you drawn the curtains?

- Olga Bertha - He is on the rise.

He walks through the door,

He sees the box

... and now he reads the note. - "Greetings from the boys."

Who?! What?! Where!

- Talks you German? - Nakopenda.

Are you talking English?

- French? - Put on the music.

Light the colored lights,

He sticks!

- Michael, he stuck? - He did not do anything with her.

I apologize.

I saw you until now.

- Assistant Professor Mikkelsen, then! - I apologize;

I must go!

- Why did he do? She's cute. - She is gorgeous - and professionals!

He is afraid of women,

Line, hang with the prom and look at him;

- I am sick and tired of the old school, - I will go there next century;

Line, come and check,

What do you do with a person who just think of birds and the bees?

- I will try on clothes. - Do not be late.

Be kind to little brother and go with the prom,

- How he bought a new suit. - Are you?

- He's been damn smart! - Yes, but not smart enough.

Rector primus

Ball is open!

The Rector ... I want to talk to you. It is important, personally.

- In the midst of prom? - I really want to talk to you,

How could I become engaged or married - in one month?

- People gets engaged in ten seconds. - Not me!

Strength, stamina and courage.

When I did the first test I got some good advice ...

... The degree nervousness, from your father.

- That does not help. - Yes, A single glass will not hurt.

Sip not, All of it is down,

The music is heard more clearly,

The last dance before the break.

Who sign up voluntarily? It is traditional to a pupil-

- From the highest class dance mazurka with the headmaster's wife.

Erik?

I am exempt from gymnastics and dancing.

- Self, then? - No volunteers,

Then the knife to speak,

- I'll probably have more now. - A single glass will not hurt;

At a ball has the chance to come into contact with girls.

Karstenskjold girls, and Barnewellers daughter Line

- She is not here; - And the eldest daughter Erica de Renan.

- Her have you yourself seen, - Yeah, right. Cheers,

- Yes, the music actually sounds better. - The senses are sharpened.

Michael starts. Ole, it's just us two left.

They line up, All parents are there.

- You dance the excellent, - Mazurka is the only dance I can,

With sprattelben!

Strength, stamina Max!

- No ... It's cheating! - The steel does not lie.

I dare not. She has seen me naked,

- When you know the other, - Mazurka is a beautiful dance!

You get a Danish-Caribbean, 66; if you do it!

- Crimson, a lousy mazurka! - Okay, then!

- Afterwards! When the dance is complete. - Now, we are up to mazurkan!

Ready for mazurkan!

- Then I'm new owner. - You danced not with vampen!

I blame well do not Mikkelmax be won her.

- Is contrary to tradition, right? - New head teacher!

Extortion, pure fascism!

- Assistant Professor Mikkelsen What is it? - I'm afraid ...

- Are you drunk? - Complete a Alika!

Right in front of all the parents, Where is my husband?

- He sleeps. - Is he drunk?

Yes which:

- Go to bed now. - Yes.

Take off your shoes, lecturer Mikkelsen. Do you hear what I say?

It's stuck!

He fucks me in the mazurka-stroke!

It burns!

- Be passionate about it? - One uv 'D�rrmattans "exercises!

Sure, lecturer Holst!

It's just practice, small Islands.

God damn it!

Lecturer Mikkelsen - Fire!

Fire!

Wake up - fire! On the equipment, do not forget the mask!

No, but good evening, Mrs. Bosted,

- Will you dance? - Yes, thank you.

Mazurka?

No reason to get excited,

Just a drill, small Islands.

Mikkelmax have let us down, Nadia went out just as pristine as she entered.

- Now you exaggerate! - We will have your money back.

The problem is that not Nadia intend to pay back the money,

A contract is an agreement, she said. She saves a vegetable store,

We have been spending travel and lodging.

- What did you take for it? - She is willing to keep their part ...

... And enjoy the service. - With who?

- Mikkelmax do not want, - He is aspiring principal.

- I sacrifice myself. - No physical exercises.

- I, then? - Shut up!

We let the knife say.

Erik starts.

And B�rje deletion

It is my duty to surrender profits to the lucky winner!

- When can I? - Feel free to open your gift

Ole, should we change?

No, I have outgrown stuff,

Ole?

- Where are you going? - Take a walk, I'm free,

Take some fresh air, so I talk to young lady here,

"As a lecturer Mikkelsen with friendly greetings from the boys. "

I've lost her,

Is lecturer Mikkelsen up there?

- Hi Line! - Am I disturbing you?

- I was just going out, - Without the pants?

- I sat and corrected papers. - I wanna show you something,

- Perhaps you're not alone? - Well, the cistern is a little late;

I'm waiting out there,

- I got it from dad, - I thought that you were co;

He wants me to have other interests than to demonstrate.

Jump in!

- Really nice! - Learn to drive the

So ... you can borrow it someday. - Why?

It makes an impression for most girls,

- Self, then? - No, I want other things.

- You should not do it for me. - I promised you to help you,

- You start this one, - A short ride on, then.

- What do you say now, when? - Have we found vampens replacement?

Are you still interested of Danish-Caribbean?

- Put me down! - You say you I rape ...

... And I have to live up to my reputation!

What do you say now to the principal the phone, Mrs. de Renan?

The fact that I was raped twice by the lecturer Mikkelsen,

You have not so busy is not it?

The principal, it is clearly Mikkelsen with? Yes or no?

It is well known to you, Your daughter ... your daughters,

- Nice of you to come. - I was curious,

- It is well today? - Yes, it is today,

Does the prospective Minister of Culture a statement?

My attitude is that I have retain my post until further notice.

No, I'm not married or engaged. I've done it all.

Thank you for showing me how I It has really paid off.

Life is something really special; but you can not do so ...

- Not in that way, - It was a condition.

I've been thinking - and I certainly not as President,

- What do you say? - Did he, do you think?

- Why will not you become president? - You have said so;

This is only a indoctrination institution!

Now you IDIOTIC!

- Now he does not become president, - After everything we've done?

After all expenses!

Then we have no choice. They will become engaged - now!

- There, Line, - Utility room, they must enter them;

- Listening Post! - Lock the door!

- Sister, where are you? - Home.

Not in the middle of the party! It can not be done,

Take this road, and you will avoid the main entrance.

It's you we want, Mr. Mikkelsen!

You are betraying us well not, Max?

You want to have girls at school?

- Have you seen my sister? - Line? She disappeared.

She went in there - and I think she's still in there!

Line? Why are you sitting here?

Therefore,

- It's locked, - Apparently,

It is also locked. We are locked up.

- And you knew nothing about? - No,

Do not want to be locked up with me?

Who will be your successor, then?

- Good question. - Has it taken something decision?

Well ... both.

You can not answer yes or no. On the contrary.

I'm grumpy because you're giving up. You wanted to be president.

- The boys are okay, but not school. - Make it, then.

You can do it, You can not give all the time,

- There is so much else in life, - Therefore, you must do something about it;

I pulled out everything and showed my displeasure;

One can point out what is wrong, but if the errors to be corrected ...

it must be done from within, and it is your chance to now,

I think you should say yes; for your own sake

... And for boys' sake, And at all ...

Line, it is the first time I see your legs,

- They are wonderful. - Turn up!

- But Max, then - The rest belongs to private life.

Confrontation!

- Rape, again? - Over there, the headmaster,

- What happened? - Commemorative gift from the students.

It's probably the boys,

Lecturer Mikkelsen, do you have time?

Where are they?

- We had better go. - Sorry, But remember where we were.

- What's going on here? - Nothing.

I disavow any potential liability. Mikkelsen again. Dreadful!

- Oh, my gosh! - What goes on here?

Absolutely nothing! That is to say ...

- My fiancee and I ... - We the engaged us,

Lecturer Mikkelsen!

Rector Mikkelsen!

Rector Mikkelsen!