All language subtitles for King Gary s01e01 Lee Benson.eng

MUSIC: Push It
by Salt-n-Pepa.

Ow! Baby!

Salt-n-Pepa's here!

Salt, salt, salt
Salt-n-Pepa's here!

Salt-n-Pepa's here!

Salt-n-Pepa, Salt-n-Pepa
Salt-n-Pepa's here!

Salt, salt, salt
Salt-n-Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all.

This dance ain't for everybody.

Only the sexy people...
Whoa!

They're getting on like two peas in
a pod, aren't they? Yeah.

Yeah. Rose seems to really like
Teddy.

My girls are very selective
about the company what they keep.

Yeah. Well, why shouldn't they be?
Got to be these days, Chlo, girl.

Wowee!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What are them on your plates, babe?

They're a bit spesh, aren't they?
They're Gucci ones.

My Darren got them when he went to
play golf in Dubai.

I love 'em. I mean, they're lolly.

I mean, they are, like,
top class lolly.

I mean, they've got to be the best shoes I've
ever seen, do you know what I mean? Yeah.

I always judge a person
by their footwear.

Mm.

You all right?

So...Rose was just wondering whether

Teddy wanted to grab some food
later.

Yeah!

Right. Yeah, yeah.

I'd love... WE'D...
We'd love that,

wouldn't we, Ted boy, yeah? Be well
up for that, wouldn't we?

Great.

I gotta say to you,

mutual respect, little Rosie,
for doing the asking.

Strong, independent woman,
I like it, eh?

Just like Beyonce. Here, Ted, Ted.

Here. You liked it, yeah?
Then you should've put a ring on it.

Don't be mad, but you should've
put a ring on it.

Whoa-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh...

She knows it.
Oh-oh-oh...

Don't you? It goes...
Oh, oh, oh.

Whoa-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh.

Your mother's still got it. Ha!

Right, I'm boiling, I'm going to
have a little dip.

Babe?

Do you remember, a few weeks back,

we had that roast down at the
Arrow?

Oh, oh, oh, urgh!
That was disgusting.

Yeah, I know. I helped you write
the TripAdvisor, remember?

I mean, I've still got the needle
with the manager there. All right.

Chef wants shooting. Let it go,
all right, Gal, yeah?

But do you remember that day, right?

Your dad had a mate turned
up in some spanking new Range.

Who was that? Why are you asking?
Why would you bring it up again?

Cos our little Teddy has only
bagged himself a date

with the coolest girl down the Dave.

Rose Ferdinando? Uh-huh.

Oh! Go on, boy!

Oh, this is massive. Mm.

This is humongous.

Pull out all stops, girl.
Pull out all the stops.

How is the boy within himself?
Oh, babe, you want to see him.

He's like proper chill, yeah.

Might take him down the barbers,
get his fade done.

Yeah. Yeah, do that.

Is that it? Thought you'd be more
excited. Tel, they're here.

They've arrived. They're finally
here.

Oh, well, why didn't you say
nothing?

I've been harping on here.

I'm so happy for you.

Oh!

I'm nervous, Tel, I ain't gonna
lie.

I'm scared.

I don't know if I'm ready for a pair
of spectacles.

Come on, you can do this.

You can do anything.

Wow.

Everything's so vibrant. Yeah.

The grass is so green! Yeah!

I can't wait to see a peacock!

I can't even comprehend!

They say intelligence, sophisticated
and authority. Mm.

And I feel all of those things
within, every one of them.

I couldn't have done this without
you, Tel Bell.

Thank you for tricking me into going
to the opticians.

Oh, it's just like
getting a dog to the vet's, babe.

Gary!

Is that your dad? What's he want?
Must be some sort of emergency.

Gary! Gary!

Gary!

Gary! You know what they say. Gary!

If in doubt,
you get the guvnor out.

Gary! Don't do that. Gary! Stop it.

Gary? Go on, do it one more time.
Oi! Gary!

Oh! Gary! So sexy.

What's that on your face?
Look like glasses, Big Gal.

They are glasses.
I got myself a pair of glasses.

What, you wearing them for a
bet? No, no, no.

I have to wear them for my eyes.

I get hazy vision, headaches.
All right, enough.

Now Winkle here informs me we've
got a massive problem at the refurb

job at Mulberry Lodge. Apparently
we've got a practical joker on-site.

Sorry, sorry, can I interject here?
Winkle, mate, why didn't you come to

me about this? There is a chain of
command within the... Take them off.

What? Shut up and take them off.

I can't take you seriously
with them on.

Got enough problems with jokers
without you prancing about in them.

No, I like them. I like my glasses,
mate. They stay on my face.

Glasses are staying. Get used to
them, Dad.

We could use the whole entire job,
Gal.

You've got to get on top of this,
boy.

In my experience, building site
pranksters are a cancer.

It starts off with a little bit of
Punch and Judy, before you know it,

you've got cirque du soleil right up
the wazoo. OK, OK.

Let me get my head around this.

Winkle, can I have a debrief?
How serious is this thing?

This is severely serious.

He's painted the bottom of lads'
boots, laid wall paint everywhere.

The carpet's ruined.

I mean, he's hiding blokes' tools,
Gal!

Urinating in absolutely anything!
Hot-spooning!

OK, Winkle, I get the picture.

Now, I'm going to come at this my
way. Cool, calm... Calm?!

Don't sit there in your glasses,
being all diplomatic,

like Jeremy Corbyn!
He doesn't even wear glasses, mate,

so...stupid point to make.

Look, what I mean is there's going
to be a wall of silence

around the site. I want to chip away
at it gently.

I don't know about that.

I think it might be worth Big Gal
coming down.

No, not happening. Absolutely not.
I mean, I could come down.

I think it's best Big Gal comes
down, frightens the boys,

puts the willies up them. No. No,
no, no. It's been confirmed.

If anyone's going to put the
willies up the boys, it's going to

be me, all right?
Get that in your heads!

Let down.

I'm absolutely disappointed.

I'd go as far to say gutted.

Now, I'm not expecting you boys to
start naming names.

It was Lee Benson!

I know about the code of silence,
the omerta,

and I respect it.

It was definitely Lee Benson.

So I will be carrying out a full
investigation,

talking to you all individually,
one-to-one.

It's obviously Lee Benson, Gal!

Little Gary! Ha-ha!

You old slag!

All right, Lee, mate?
How you...? You all right?

Oh, what, you a professor now,
are you?

Eh? What, you going to go down the
library and read a book at lunch,

is it? Nah, nah, nah.

No, mate, no.

I didn't know you was working for us
now, Lee.

Winkle sorted me out the
scaffolding, mate. Did he? Nice one.

Well done, Winkle, mate.

You have got a lovely little
business here, eh?

Yeah, no, we're doing all right,
actually, thank you.

You've landed on your feet, mate.
Well, cracking on.

I'm cracking on, you know? Your
old man has sorted you right out.

Yeah, I suppose. Good thing.

Good thing.

Cos he was an awful labourer.

Eh? The worst!
HE LAUGHS.

He was useless!

He couldn't sweep,
he couldn't carry!

I mean, you make a good ladder
at best, Gary.

Do you remember, Winkle, remember?

I used to feed you dog biscuits on
payday!

HE BARKS

Well, things have changed a little
bit now, Lee.

See, I'm running things now.

I wouldn't trust you to run a bath,
mate!

WINKLE LAUGHS

Listen, Lee...

..it has come to my attention that
we've had a practical joker on

this site and your name has
been...has been...been...

..announced as...

All right, Dad!

Do you know what, mate? I thought
you was at least a laugh, right?

Mate, I am. Eh? What, you think
you're all that now, with all this,

do you? No! No, no.

Still love a laugh, mate.
Still... I still love laughing.

Well, I'm glad that you do,
mate, because you know what?

You're an absolute joke.

Don't be like that.
"Don't be like that." I just...

"I just... Oh, don't do that,
because...just..." What?

What, mate? What are you going to
do? What are you going to do?

Are you going to fire me?
No, no, no. No.

Of course I'm not, no.
No, what I was going to... Eh?

Oh! What, you scared of a little
watch, are you?

No, it was just the way you raised
your arm there, I didn't even know

you had a watch on. No.

See, that time, it's very much...
Cos you see that, mate?

You see that, right there?

I make that pub o'clock, mate.
It's not, mate.

So I'm going to go for an early
lunch.

I'm nipping down to Spoons.
Benson, mate. Lee. Lee.

It's 10am, mate.

It's not pub o'clock, it's 10am,
pal.

Benson!

Happy with yourself?

DOORBELL RINGS

Morning. Oh.

Yeah, I'm on one, like a proper one.

Morning, Terri. Is your TV broken?
What? No, no, it's fine.

Listen, do you remember, a couple of
weeks back, we had that Sunday

lunch down at the Arrow?

Oh, terrible mess that was.
Beef was like cardboard.

But do you remember, Gal?
Your mate, he turned up in that new Range Rover.

Yeah, Mick Collie.
He's always got a new motor.

He's cake-o.

He's got all them gaffs where
cats and dogs stay. Kennels.

Do you reckon you could get him to
lend me his motor?

Oh, what? Why would he do that?

Have you lost your mind?
What do you need his motor for?

Because it's for Teddy.

He's got himself his first date.

Aww! Aww! Oh, bless him.

Yeah, yeah. And, you know, he just
really wants to impress her, do you

know what I mean?
He's a class act, that boy.

Takes after his grandfather.
He can have whatever he wants.

I think you need to grow a pair of
knackers and sack him.

No. No, no, no.
I'm not being hasty about this.

In all fairness to Benson,
he hasn't put a foot wrong

since I spoke to him. An hour ago.

The fact of the matter is -
Benson respects me.

He recognises my authority.

He's in the pub, Gal!

Yeah, reflecting on things,
like what he's done and stuff.

He probably feels terrible about it.

I mean, if I'm honest, I think
that's probably

the end to his pranks. I won't have
to have a strong word with him.

COUGHING

Oh, that's Wayne! Jesus!

Wayne. Wayne, mate, who did this?

Was it Benson?
Of course it was Benson!

He came back to the site drunk.
Of course he did!

He said that whoever could hold this
bag of cement over their head for

the longest - they'll get 40 quid...

and then he slashed the bag with a
Stanley blade.

And you fell for that? Unbelievable!

I mean, mate, seriously, I warned
you all. I said about messing around

in work hours, about larking around.

I'm telling you now, call your dad
before this gets nasty.

No. No! No way! Over my dead body!

I will call Benson.

I'll meet him somewhere he feels
relaxed,

somewhere he feels comfortable,

like his local.
We'll have a sit down,

man-to-man. And if it goes the other
way...

..my word...then it goes
the other way.

Babe, I want to show you what I've
practised, but I need you to be

honest with what you think, OK?
All right, babe, ready when you are.

OK, all right. Sorted, babe.
Yeah, just... What you need to do is

swing that right arm more, yeah?
OK, swing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, a bit of goldfish with
that bowl, do you know what

I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

OK, I think I know what you're
talking about. OK. Go on, then.

OK, that's too much, babe. Really?
What? No, that's just too much.

Too much this? Look, you've got
to listen. Come back, come back.

Right, babe, seriously, this...this
walk is everything.

Right, listen, listen. Think about
it. This is the old maypole we're

talking about. OK, yeah.

A touch of decorum, yeah?

So we need, like, chest up, chin up,
shoulders up.

And slow it down, babe. OK.

All right? You're walking in, you
own this. You own this joint.

OK.

So, chest out.

OK.

OK, that's...that's a little bit
too slow.

Really? Yeah, yeah.

So it's sort of somewhere
in-between.

Let's pace it up a little bit, yeah,
yeah. OK. Yeah.

But, you know... No, I think I've
got it. I think I've got it.

I think I know... We're just
layering on top now, Gal, all right?

Go on.

Oh, yeah. Feel nice? That's good.

Oh.

There we go.
Now we're talking, babe.

Babe, I've got butterflies in my
whatsit.

How was that one for you?

Yeah, like, I really, honestly...
That was really good.

That felt nice. Yeah? That felt,
like, real and authentic.

Yeah, keep it that way. So, what are
you going to say first up, then?

I'm thinking saying, like, um...
"We meet again, Lee Benson."

Or...

.."Lee Benson, I presume."

OK, OK. No, mate, that's not going
to work.

You need to play it down more, Gal.

Yeah? What like? What sort of thing
you thinking?

Well, you just need to go something
like... You just need to just say

something like...
"What's happening, Benson?" Oh! Yes!

What's happening, Benson?! Whoa, why
are you shouting? Why are you

shouting, babe? Is he deaf? Sorry, I
just, like, had to get it out there,

cos it's so cool the way you did it.
Have a seat, all right? Chill out.

I'm taking a seat, I need one.

I'm sweltering. Actually, Teddy's
got something to show you.

Babe, babe, don't go making me bawl
up before my big toe-to-toe.

I know, right?
His first little wallet.

Kay chucked them in with my new
loafers.

Burberry lining, the lot. Boy?

Cop this, cop this.

That, son, is a pinky,

otherwise known as a nifty.

They are very rare in our society,

like the first bumblebee of summer.

Thanks, Dad.

Put it there, please.

Move forward and prosper, young man.

OK. Move forward and prosper.

Oh, God, get it together, Gal!

Get it together!

I didn't know you had the new Range.

Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't
know about me, Chlo, girl.

Honestly, make yourself proper
comfy.

I mean, these seats are a little
extra mustard on top, aren't they?

It's like I'm driving around in an
armchair.

Like I could be in my front room,
driving about now. It's lush.

It's comfy, innit?
It's... "Ooh, comfy!"

Isn't it comfy, though?

Oh, what are you doing there, babe? You all right?
Whenever I'm in new surroundings, I just love a little

snoop. Oh, right, well, yeah. Well,
don't snoop to much, because...

What you put on? Hold on, cos there's
something going on... Whoa! HORN HONKS

what's that? What's that? Babe, just
don't press everything.

Just seeing what all the buttons do,
you know what I mean?

All right, Snoop Dogg, careful.
MUSIC PLAYS.

Oh, that's... Now I can hear something.
Something's buzzing. BUZZING.

What's that? It's not... Oh, hold
on, I'm moving forwards.

Oh, look, you're going forwards.
I am. How did I do that? Are you...?

Sorry, are you...? I don't even know
what I pressed.

Mate, sorry, ... I don't...
Which button is it?

Um... I don't know what I've done.

I can't be 100% sure, but...
It's your car! Well, I ain't had it

long, have I? Try... I think I might...
Go on, there we go. BLEEPING.

Little emergency button down there.

GARY SIGHS

What's happening, Benson?

What are you walking funny for? Hm?
What, you pick up an injury?

No, no, no. What, you shit yourself,
or is it piles? Have you got piles

up your arse, mate? No, no, I ain't
got no piles, mate. No.

Well, what is it, then? Cos that
walk is freaking me out, mate.

You're like a newborn calf. Or is
it your back? You got a bad back?

Bad back! Got a bad back.
I have a bad back.

Oh, mate, why didn't you say?
I've got magic fingers, haven't I?

I learned a bit about that when I
was in Thailand. Turn round.

Yeah, OK. Um... There you go.

GARY GROANS Like that.

Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!

Ah, yeah. Oh, thanks, mate.
That's... I've fixed it.

What did I say? I told you I'd fix
it and I fixed it, didn't I?

Cheers, mate, thank you. Right, get
the beers in or what? Yeah.

Um, sweetheart... Sweet, love, can I
get two of the...

..whatever Lee Benson's having?

Couple of pints on the way, so, no,
look, I wanted... I love this pub.

I lost my old V plates in here,
didn't I? Yeah?

Toilets, stripper, Grandad's 60th.
Nice, nice story that, mate.

So, Lee... How have you been, mate?
You all right?

How's your back? Great. Back is...
Oh, thank you very much, that's

kind of you, thank you.
No, the back is...the back is great.

Do you know how hard it is being me?

No. You know, being the life
and soul of the party.

Always having to fight every man so
everyone still knows you're hard.

Having mindless sex with barmaids
and married women in car parks,

down alleyways. No, none of them
love you, it's just dirty,

filthy sex. Yeah.
I mean, that sounds awful.

How's your back, all right?
Back's amazing.

Back is brand-new.
Back is feeling tremendous.

But... You know, sometimes I wish
was a bit more like you, Gal.

Do you, really? Yeah, a missus...

You have a kid.

Heir to a successful business, just given to you.
It wasn't just given to me, actually, Lee, mate.

I've worked very hard there, mate,
really.

I mean, my dad isn't an easy man
at the best of times.

And my father casts a shadow that a
man can find it hard to...

LEE SOBS
..prosper within, so...

I never knew my old man.

Oh, right, yeah. Uh... OK.

I didn't know... I didn't know that
about you, actually, mate.

Um...

I tell you what, if he could
see you now, he'd be...

..he'd be awfully proud of you, Lee,
he really would.

Can I have a hug? Hm?

Eh? Sorry, what?

You know, sometimes I look at you
and I think..."He gives good hugs."

That's a very sweet
sentiment, Benson, but...

Yes, cool, yes, OK. Hug.

No, don't, don't touch me, mate.

Don't even look at me.

You don't tell no-one I cried, all
right? OK, yeah.

I will swear now, an oath,

I will never tell another human
being that you cried.

But you need to meet me halfway
here, Lee, mate.

You need to rein in all of the
messing about and the jokes and all

that on site.

Seriously, I need you to toe the
line.

All right.

I'll get the shots in. Yep.

You've been gone ages, Gal.

What did he say?

That's strictly between me and him.
A gentleman never tells.

But you got it all sorted, yeah?

He's in pieces in there, mate!

He is in absolute pieces!

I mean, the man wept!

The famous Lee Benson melting!

I mean, he's a shadow of his former
self.

What, did you give him a slap?

What happened in there between me
and him, that is between me and him.

It goes no further.
I'll grant him that.

But you should know, Winkle,
I ain't nobody's doormat.

Could have just got one big table.

No, no. It's nice to have some
quality time.

Also, lovely for us to have a little
chinwag, eh, Chlo, girl?

Aw! They are having a good time,
look.

Isn't she beautiful? Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, is Teddy
getting the bill for her?!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's classic Ted, yeah.

Generous till the bitter end.

Little nifty that an' all, don't
know if you saw that little pinky

over there. Also, just to say, he's
a very competitive sportsman, strong

in 80% of his classes and an
able fishermen.

He will make a great provider.

OK.

Have you copied my feet?
Sorry, pardon, what now?

You've got my shoes on, the ones you
commented on down the Dave.

You do not do that, it is frowned
upon in our culture!

I wouldn't worry, babe. I mean, mine
are Schneidys anyway, so...

Schneidys?! Who even are you?!

I am me! No, you're not you.

Was that even your Range Rover what
you was driving?

Yes, it was, thank you very much.
Really? Yeah, very really.

Really? Very much so mine,
so did you enjoy the ride?

Bet you did, lovely,
cos it is my car.

This is a great shame.

You are just like those shoes upon
your feet...

pretending to be something what you
ain't.

Why, Terri?!

OK. OK, Chloe.
I'll tell you for why.

Because the other day I saw you
taking a sneaky peek down at my

trotters at the Dave, and I felt
inadequate, if I'm honest.

I felt like I'm not good enough for
you. There, said it.

Terri! I am nice!

And I get it.

But this isn't about me and you.

It's about them kids.

Yeah, I know, you're right.

TERRI SIGHS

Scooby-Doo.

I've come at this a bit thirsty,
ain't I?

Proper mugged myself right off

and I apologise profusely for that,
OK? Apologise accepted.

Right, shall we go? Yeah.

Just for the record, everything
Teddy is wearing is real deal

designer, just in case the wedding
was still a possibility.

MUSIC: My Queen Is Mamie Phipps
Clark by Sons of Kemet.

All right, all right, that's enough.
Thank you.

Got you a milky tea, Gal.

Just pop it down there, cheers,
Wayne, mate, thank you very much.

Nice one. Winkle said that you made
Benson cry.

Did he? Yeah. OK, yeah, all right.

Did you weigh him in?

Yep. Oh, yeah.

Yep. Weighed him in good and proper,
yes. Very much so.

Yeah. Yeah.
Problem has been dealt with

and you lot should all heed this
warning.

You are my hero, Gary.

Thank you, Voytec, I thank you.

Gal, Gal! It's Benson!
He's turned up here!

What? What?! Where?! Where?! I'm
sure I could see something in his

hand, like a hammer or a stick!
A stick?!

Quick, Voytec, Wayne, lock that
door, get this door locked, quick,

mate, please, get that locked!

Voytec, hold that. He's not happy.

He knows you've been putting it
about that you made him cry.

I ain't been putting it about,
you have!

HEAVY KNOCKING

BENSON: King! Get out here, now!
You've got to go out there, Gal.

Go out? Yes. You been putting it about you beat
me up and you made me cry?! No! No, mate, no!

Lee?
HEAVY KNOCKING

Lee? Lee, mate... It's me.

Gary King.

Right, seriously, all I said, right,

is that I sorted out the problem
what there was.

HEAVY KNOCKING

Well, now you've got a problem!

Let's have it out here, now!
You've got to go out there, Gal.

We can't all be stuck in here,
we've got work to do!

HEAVY KNOCKING
Come on! Let's go!

Lee? Lee, mate?

Massive misunderstanding here, mate,
honestly.

Gary... You called this, mate.

You called this. It don't
have to go this way, pal, honestly.

This is the last thing I want is to
go bandy.

Honestly, mate, we can sort this out
between...

Gary, car, now.

You called your dad?! Nah!

No, no, no, I didn't call him at
all. I didn't call my dad!

Gary, wait in the car, now!
Dad! Boy! Car! Now!

Right, Benson, what's all this
about? I can't have all this.

He mugged me off in front of...

DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE

Are you all right? Not really.

I was handling that.

I had it handled.

You didn't need to get involved,
Dad. Really? Handled?

Son, you ain't got the minerals to
deal with psychos like Benson

and there's no shame in that.

I had it all sorted, mate.

Look, the hardest thing in the world
is for a grown man to ask another

man for help, to admit he's bitten
off more than he can chew.

Yeah, mate, you're right, Dad.

I ain't been seeing straight for
a while.

I haven't been seeing straight at
all, if I'm honest with you.

And I know what it is,
I know what it is.

Yeah, listen... It's these glasses.

It's the glasses, mate.

These stupid glasses!

Honestly, nothing has gone right for
me since I've had these glasses.

They've done me up and undermined
me at every single turn.

I'm going to get rid of them.
I'm going to get rid of them,

that's it. No, bye-bye,
no more glasses.

Seriously.

Nah, not for me, these glasses.

Going to get those laser eyes.

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