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"Who does not work shall not eat". So my father loved to say.

And he worked like a damn.

Three hundred days a year spent in ways driving.

High!

But barely stood out free a minute, he rushed home to us.

Children, dad has arrived!

Even if it meant drive all night without sleep.

Let's wave to dad!

Do not be afraid, I am safe! Now we..

Horrible.

And don’t say Alex.

But at least we have a family.

A family without a home. What will happen to us?

When I grow up, I will become an architect. I’ll build a big beautiful house for us.

What are you going to do?

And I will become a rich man. And take care of you with mom.

Yes, but who will you work with?

I will get rich without working.

Dad always said, "who is not works, he doesn’t eat. "

And how did it end?

Look here.

That's what I want to be.

To have such a plane Do you know how much money you need?

He's definitely not unemployed!

I do not need his work at all .. and her! Do you get it?

TEN YEARS AFTER ...

Hotel "Pines".

- Oh, Isabelle! Salute! - Hi.

Don’t you know Daniel is already here?

- Yes, he has arrived and is waiting. - Well.

- Alex? - Yes?

Maybe we’re going to a cafe with you?

Isabelle, I told you so. You are too young.

But we are the same age!

In fact of the matter.

Hi Daniel!

Hi Alex.

- All the way? - Yeah.

Hi Fabrice. Oops!

Love note?

No, the score.

Fuu. Can’t you wait a week?

Here you are not an almshouse. This is a private club.

Drank - pay.

Understand, Fabrice. Loaning us you invest in the future.

In what sense?

Sooner or later we marry one of them.

And make them spend here in a hundred times more than we are now.

Are you fucking

Drank - pay.

Oh my God.

Have a good hunt, gigolo.

Well, I looked anything interesting?

Sorry, nothing for you.

And that one over there?

Stop, this is mine.

Who is this?

Denise Mashera, sixty-five years old, divorced, clearly in active search.

Packed by the most I can not.

Oh, I’ll shake her all the bones!

She is divine.

Congratulations, Daniel. Well, I have gone.

Bye, Baby.

Bloody Mary to me and my wife. I mean, the future wife.

I am coming.

Sorry. Are you wet?

Oh beautiful life ...

No love, no worries, no problems.

TWENTY EIGHT YEARS AFTER ...

Beautiful life...

We are alone, we are free easy to climb.

We spend our days in fun.

We are not afraid of what will happen tomorrow.

CAD MERAD

ANNA CHARIER

And sleepless nights

PASCAL ELBE

Going to the dawn ...

LEOPOLD MOATI

ANNIE DUPRE

Beautiful life.

LIONEL ABELANSKY, GUY LEKLUIZ No love, no worries ...

ARIEL SEMENOFF

... no problem ...

ANDREA FERREOL

Oh beautiful life.

Empty hugs, timelessness, sadness.

Strike!

But remember that I love you.

And when you understand it

Wake up from sleep.

AUTHORS SCENARIO CAD MERAD AND OLIVIER BARU

ON THE MOTIVES OF THE FILM "AS BE A LATIN LOVE ",

AUTHORS SCRIPT JOHN ZAK AND CHRIS SPANE

For you.

PRODUCERS RICHARD GRANPIER AND DIMITRI RACS

KRAZASHVIK WITH EXPERIENCE

MOVIE OLIVIER BAROU

Alex ...

Do you know what day it is?

Today is Tuesday.

Not.

Saturday and twenty eight years, how are we together!

Today is our anniversary!

Well, of course!

- Happy holiday, my love! - Ltd...

Oh thanks. What is there?

Oh, this is exactly what I dreamed about!

What an original gift.

And look, the new watch is five minutes behind.

Very different sensations!

Thanks.

But I too prepared a gift.

Yes? And which one?

Oh, you have to go for him. It's a surprise.

I instantly my kitty.

Wait for me!

Go ahead, Denise ...

Happy anniversary dear!

You are my joy!

I'm only afraid with my knees I will be low.

Okay, I get it.

Good.

Well, that means we will not buy it.

I don't want my knees spoiled us a holiday!

We’ll take it anyway.

Finally, she will be yours.

Well, if you so want ...

Monsieur!

We will take this one.

Ahh! A wonderful choice.

Among the Aston Martins, you you will not find two of the same.

They are like snowflakes ...

How poetic ...

I'm a romantic by nature ...

And you are dangerous ...

What means of payment will you use, monsieur?

Ah ... Her.

Monsieur Alex! New car again?

Discover your secret.

Sea of ​​love and a drop of lubricant.

Alex!

Sofia... Shining again like the sun.

Do you know what looks like Monsieur Tardon? This is my school gym teacher.

I was in it in love with madness.

I think I heard a couple of times.

You say it at every meeting!

Maybe i somehow Fuse Daniel for an hour?

Do not tempt. He is my best friend!

Yes you are friends but he said twenty five

years ago you are not was so scrupulous!

Hi Alex.

You look great!

What are you secreting about here?

Remember your favorite teacher Sophia, who influenced her so much.

- The best impression of youth ... - ABOUT...

I know.

Duck breast with potato shells for madame ...

Thanks.

And for Monsieur asparagus with sauce. Bon Appetit!

Can, will i take a little piece?

No.

Yes, I just remember taste, I won’t even swallow.

Enough.

Thanks.

In the evening, a glass?

I can not. Sofia recorded me for whitening.

Do you want too?

Haha I have already whitened my teeth.

And I'm not talking about teeth.

Yes? Severely she is with you ...

I have no choice. The older they are the more they are drawn to the tiniest.

I'm lucky, Daniel. Denise is crazy about me.

Still, be careful!

Denise and Alex

Seduced, my bird?

I decided to myself and take the same?

Oh you prankster ...

Alex ... you are back earlier than I thought ...

Why are you so out of breath? Did you run up the stairs again?

After such madness it’s awful thirsty, right? ..

Ah, it's you! Like a car, like it?

It’s like above the ground flying right?

Sorry Alex, it's over.

Nothing like this!

We will meet again in court! Half of mine!

Have you forgotten that we are not married?

How is it - not married?

So what? Think about it!

What has fallen is gone.

Ah well?!

I gave you all myself! Your best years!

Your youth!

And now that I have breasts sagging, you found yourself younger!

How not ashamed ?!

So give them sports cars!

A thousand times I could change you!

But no - and here is gratitude!

I'm being thrown out like banana peel!

It's low, Denise! How low you fell!

Despicable and petty take back gifts!

If I cross this threshold, I will not be back!

Aw!

Did you hear? I left forever, it's over!

Yes to you!

"Denise and Remy."

Libra, Madame.

Thank you, Georges.

Daniel?

By itself. Of course.

Yes Yes. Price doesn't matter - after all, not me to pay.

Yes darling?

Look what I found in your pocket.

But I do not understand.

To the scales!

Well, become, lively!

Seventy-nine kilograms.

Two hundred and fifty grams more.

Last month I threw three hundred.

Yes, and the year before last scored six hundred!

But in July, remember, I lost weight seven hundred thirty-five!

This is not enough!

But I try.

No, Daniel. In general, for six months you have recovered almost a kilogram.

You understood me?

I will make unnecessary a couple of laps in the park.

- Yes, and quickly! - Going.

Daniel!

You are crazy? Why are you fighting this?

Sorry it's because equine testosterone

with which she feeds me.

I'm all nerves.

What are you doing here?

In general, Denise ...

Left me.

Yes. After all, what did i do for her.

Accept my condolences.

Yeah.

Well, well, well ... Don’t get wet, buddy.

You don't shelter me for a couple of days?

Will not work.

Although wait a minute. There is one place.

God bless you.

Come with me

So. Hallway, kitchen, living room, bedroom.

And here is the bathroom. Take care of your head.

As you can see, marble is everywhere.

Come on, settle down.

And what is it?

This is the dollhouse of Sofia’s granddaughter.

I disappeared ... I do not know what to do.

Talk to Sammie!

We don’t even know him.

I'll bring you! He will definitely help. King of the Gigolo! Mm?

In general, wait.

Thank you Daniel.

Listen, won't you turn off the music?

If I knew how. Okay.

Sleep, buddy.

"All people poop."

Holy truth.

Good morning, monsieur.

Daniel told about your troubles.

Hard?

I don’t even know what to do.

Feeling like an orphan? Are you longing?

And how.

Longing for home, pool, tennis, sports cars, bowling, jacuzzi, steam room.

I am unemployed for the first time.

Do not count on the union have to. We do not have it.

But we could give thousands official jobs, but alas.

Politicians do not care.

Denise ... preferred to me younger.

What to do, Alex, times change.

We are surrounded thirty five year old wolves

dreaming to snatch caviar from our mouth.

Of course I'm over thirty-five .. but not by much.

I ... I'm still quite fresh.

Yes? How old are you?

“Fifty, sixty?” “No, much less.”

But by sight you will not tell.

These days, the requirements are higher!

You have to be well-groomed athletic and shave pubis.

Do you shave your pubis?

Yes Yes Yes.

Good. Shaving the pubis is very important.

I know.

In my time when there wasn’t everyone these creams and shugaring ...

Acted with a lighter.

Yes...

Heroic era.

But how did you manage so great to keep fit?

Sports, giving up alcohol, day and night cream.

And how many times have you been married?

Six marriages. Six legacies.

Ha! This is a career ...

Have your gigolo your Oscar ...

I would have been handed it.

- Yes. - So.

Here is what you will do.

You will find yourself a new wife.

Right! Moreover, better than before!

Not better, but richer and older than Denise.

At your age should not embark on long adventures.

You comb the whole coast and most importantly, you will think like a fisherman.

Yes exactly! The sea is still full of fish.

But so that I can cast a fishing rod, I need a boat, that is, a house.

Here, I'm afraid I can not help you.

Darling ... you promised me make a present from Dior.

I looked so wonderful dress, for only six thousand euros!

Of course, my angel, come on.

I love you so much... It is important that you know this.

I am now, my joy.

Sorry, such a thing.

No problem.

And about where you live ... Don't you have relatives?

Sister, but we ...

When things are bad, the only thing our help is a family.

So it means my driver will give you a ride.

I sincerely wish you good luck!

Thanks.

Yes?

Surprise! This is your brother.

Monsieur, you were mistaken for an apartment.

Yes?

Sarah?

Who is it?

Your brother!

Alex?

Well yes. Who else?

So, I decided to visit beloved sister.

Are you kidding? You appeared, as if nothing had happened!

Not a call no letters for ages!

You are like on another planet lived, and I forgot that you are!

Yes of course, you were not up to us!

We are for you - poor relatives!

Why do you think so, What do I want to see you?

I don’t believe my eyes.

It's me, your beloved brother.

What are you doing here?

I decided to see you and niece.

I have a son.

Well, yes, I said so: "nephew." Is not it so?

I said, "nephew." You heard that. Well, let's go.

Why now?

Denise and I are now crisis in the relationship.

The crisis of retirement age?

In general, she kicked me out. Taking everything.

So you have was there nothing?

She didn’t give anything!

Even the car she bought as if from me as a gift.

So now you are not at Monsieur Gigolo?

Listen, I know you're mad but let me live with you.

I ... still your brother.

What other brother?

You were not at the birth of a son, not at the husband’s funeral! You are nobody!

Sorry, time flies so fast. Fyut - and that's all, no.

You won’t have time to look around. Oh please.

One night. And that’s it.

And here, however ...

What?

Well, very clean. Who I see, Hector!

South.

Well yes. What did I say? Isn't it South? I said so!

Remember I told you about Uncle Alexa, the idiot and the loafer?

- Yes. - It's him.

And how old are we?

T-ti-ti-ti-ti. A? Already six, probably?

I turned ten.

Well, you don’t understand jokes?

Such serious faces it’s like someone is dead.

My dad.

Yes. I was very upset when I found out.

Ah, here is a shelf with photos! So...

Where am I?

There is only a family.

But I am the family.

No, Alex.

Family is not only consanguinity. These are those nearby.

You have a funny hairstyle.

So nephew ... Is there a girlfriend?

Not.

Yes? What is wrong with you?

He's ten, Alex.

Oh, I understand. Lagging behind.

Yugo, tell Uncle about your hobby.

A...

I created a science channel on YouTube. I have five hundred subscribers.

Next month i will send a weather balloon

with a camera on the boundary of the stratosphere.

I improved the camera, so that it sends to the ground

image using frequency modulated signals.

Do you understand?

I understand why you don’t have a girlfriend.

Uncle Alex What about your plans?

Well ... at the moment I I just want to be with my family.

Together with you.

In general, I will look for a new wife.

A woman with a heart preferably not very healthy.

She should also have a ton of money,

villa, heated pool - and all this is free then.

What does it mean for free?

Yes, and another helicopter is desirable.

This expression, yugo, means to have without working.

Horror, huh?

What?

Good night, son. Love you.

And I am you, Mom.

Well, that’s it. So, that’s it. Sleep!

Have you been married for a long time?

I have not been married. Twenty eight years old.

And all this time did not work?

Not.

And where did you get the money?

I lived without them.

She paid for everything.

Okay, sleep.

And the new wife, too will pay for everything?

That is the point. All sweet dreams.

Why didn’t you come to us?

There was no time.

Why? You said you didn’t work.

Sarah! Sarah!

A? What happened?

Yugo is talking all the time keeps me awake.

He speaks too!

I ask you to shut up!

But these are also words!

Come on to sleep, both!

Sneak.

Sissy.

We have a rule: everyone washes for themselves.

I didn’t know that it was possible.

No, that’s not so.

Michelle!

Hi Sarah! Hi, Yugo!

Hi Michelle!

I think I got in the way you have guests ...

No, no, this is not a guest! It... This is my brother, Alex.

Very nice.

Very happy.

Sarah, uh ...

My door jammed again.

Again? Oh, well. Oh well.

I'll be right there.

Yeah. Thank you very much.

Bye Michelle!

Yugo, take your briefcase! Alex, you have five minutes!

Wait for me in the car.

I did not know that you were also a carpenter.

When there is no man in the house learn to do everything.

He's nothing, this Michelle.

Yes. I help him with household problems.

And often he has problems?

Well...

“About once a week, but ...” - Oooo!

This is an old house!

Oh, poor thing. Lug around day with a cart! I feel sorry for him.

At least he has work - unlike some.

You are unfair, Sarah. South is only eight years old.

I'm ten.

I’m protecting you! Let the morons work.

Mother, Uncle Alex said a rude word.

So this is how it is? Now you are a great architect?

Stop pretending that you’re interested in your sister’s life.

I am not an architect, I am a foreman.

Mom has a notebook with very beautiful sketches of houses. She painted herself!

- A! - Well, yes, and I will not show anyone.

It doesn’t matter, you are with us you linger for a while.

OK OK.

I trust you with my car. And his son.

Take me at half past six.

I will try to.

And find yourself a job!

Well yes! Is she always like that?

No, she just doesn’t love you.

A...

Don't talk that sat in front.

Wow ... Yes, it smells like money. How did you get here?

I was taken for free for being smart.

- Drop over there. - What for?

I want to guide you properly .. See your class.

Your friend

Eve? She probably doesn't even know that I exist.

Why so?

Because she is a beautiful girl.

And I am ... me.

How old is she?

Ten soon. That week they have a great holiday.

No, I'm not talking about a girl .. About another.

Who is it?

Her grandmother.

A. She is divine. What is her name?

It seems Samantha.

What next?

Samantha Hirsch.

Where's Grandpa Hirsch?

He died last year.

Awesome! Great news!

What a nightmare. Very sad, very.

Okay. Come on, run already.

Are you not following me?

Are you small? Come on yourself. Come on, come on. I have things to do.

Hello!

How can I help?

It's me, Alex! An old friend of himself ... Samantha.

You and I saw each other.

I don’t remember something.

And I remember. Are you Bertrand?

Hubert.

Yes of course. I remember that the name is either on B or on Yu.

And where did you meet her?

- Just met. - Where?

- Well, that was ... - Oh yes, at the golf game.

Right! Exactly there!

That was in April.

Right, right now I myself remembered.

Golf Tournament in April. Yes.

Madame Hirsch in April didn't play golf.

- Well, then, in May. - Not.

- In June. - Not.

- July August. - Not.

- September. - Not.

In short, listen.

Madame has no time waiting for her at a charity dinner.

“Okay, I'll talk some other time.” - Yes Yes.

- Thank you, Bertrand. - Yeah.

Ah ... it's you, fireman!

Captain Denis. Came to us signal about a fire in the chimney.

Yes. Urgently needed do something!

The chimney in my bedroom. I spend.

Ooh Madame it can be very very dangerous.

With a hose like nothing threatens you!

Oh sorry. Urgent call from the brigade.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Oh, hurry up. I'm already burning!

Well, what do you want?

Listen it seems I found a new wife.

Samantha Hirsch, you know this?

Samantha Hirsch? Are you laughing? This lady is too much for you.

Have you met her?

No, but Sofia knows her. They have in common affairs in a charity fund.

Is it not there that they give lunch today?

Yes. Sophia had to go but decided to stay and play ...

In general, it doesn’t matter.

Where will it be?

At the Hotel Pines. Do you remember? There we started the hunt.

This is a sign of fate, Daniel! All over again!

Yeah. Just lay out five hundred Euro for admission.

Fire!

Going! I'm flying, mademoiselle! Sorry, friend, it's time for work.

Oh my God.

Daniel, I'm on fire!

Take courage, monsieur.

Thanks, Georges.

Five hundred euros ...

Company "Auto-Sticker"!

Paste the ad on your car - and we will immediately

give you five hundred euro cash!

Our advertising is your money! We are waiting for you in the "Auto-Sticker"!

"Auto-Sticker".

Good afternoon!

Monsieur, welcome in the Auto-Sticker.

I would like to paste your car immediately.

Of course. We can offer you a choice ...

No, stick what you want.

"Mother".

Hello mom?

Hello, why don't you pick up the phone?

No, mommy, the motorcycle is not sold yet.

Why do you need it at all ...

No, mommy, it's not me, it's Gilles ...

"Motorcycle for sale"

Ordered it by Internet, moron.

Mom, I told you

it was not clear there. In the photo, he seemed more!

Don't want to seem impolite, but I'm in a hurry.

- Yes, sorry. - Mom, I'll call you back.

So: you have to drive with our advertisement for three months.

No problem.

Remember:

Removed ads - money back!

Yes Yes. I understood.

Hey!

Isabelle! Hello! Did you find out?

I am Alex!

Alex?

Well yes! I returned!

Out of courtesy, I must say that you have not changed, but it’s not.

Could answer those but I won’t.

Am I going to the parking lot?

Not. Can you stand next with trash cans.

Heh!

Voila. Where can I find Samantha Hirsch?

She's by the pool.

Perfectly!

"Charitable Samantha Hirs Foundation. "

"Playlist Alex."

I am coming.

Was he out of control?

Excuse me, are you wet?

Well, let's go.

Listen Hubert. Well, well, well, what are you, stop it.

Zarubi on the nose, Ricky Martin. I got you through.

You are not the first who knocks wedges to madame!

Not first, but hopefully be the last.

I won’t let you near!

No written invitation don't even come.

Got it?

Get out.

Ninety eight, ninety nine...

- Heck. - One hundred!

My bunny! I'm going to look for you!

Daniel!

Go away, it’s very dangerous here.

Why didn’t you see the hare?

We need to talk urgently!

And here you are my little bunnies!

But what happened, Monsieur Tardon?

Did you fall into the sewers?

Oh, this is a long story. Can I steal Daniel for five minutes?

But no more! The hunt is not waiting ...

They say Denise broke up with you?

She did not understand her happiness.

Bunny, I'm going to reload now gun. And don't forget your carrot ...

Now, dear, I instantly.

I can not anymore.

Well, at least you have a house. Nora.

Yes, you will not get bored with her. Did you swim?

Impressed?

She didn’t even see me. You can’t get close to her.

Forget Samantha is not for you.

Maybe you're right.

Okay, time to go pick up south from school.

How old is she?

In a week there will be ten. They are having a big party ...

Holiday...

Daniel, children's party!

Find out all about Samantha Hirsch. Hobbies, interests - everything.

- So you did not give up this thought? - Not.

Okay. I ask around at the club.

- Thanks. - My bunny!

Come on.

Aw!

Good day, monsieur.

I did not like the last Marvel movie.

And in my opinion, super. Cool script!

The plot is a little tightened.

Hey! Hello beloved nephew!

I am your only nephew.

Very funny!

Probably.

Jump Let's drink a beer.

It's too early for me to drink beer.

Okay, you’ll drink what you want. Go!

Bye guys! Where are you looking?

I'm here.

Come in.

"Ice Cream Cafe" Icebreaker ".

Good afternoon.

Oh, welcome!

All our ice cream is homemade and does not contain gluten.

Ice cream for every taste:

flavored apricot, candy floss, coffee with peanuts, cinnamon, donatello,

lime, poppy dew, Chilean beans, strawberries, raspberries,

jasmine, kiwi, mandarin, panakota, verbena, watermelon, melon, mango,

and also only today - an orange with ginger!

Is that what you are telling everyone?

Yes. You see for me it's almost like poetry.

So what do you want?

Strawberries with cream please.

Two.

Antoine? Two servings of strawberries with cream.

Six and a half euros.

Look what I'll do right now.

What a band-aid you have!

Oh yes. These are my cats. I pick up the homeless.

You are very brave, uh ...

Lydie.

- Lidi? - Yes.

Mmm .. lidi. Lydie is cute. Lead good!

Oh thanks.

Lead, come!

Yes what a magic name

Ice cream from your hand should just be nectar.

Well you really ...

Here. You have sixty fifty.

Pum Pum Pum Pum Pum Pum.

Well, what an empty head? Left the wallet at home.

Sorry, but today we are without ice cream. Do not Cry.

“But I don't cry.” - No, you cry.

Wait a minute!

At the expense of the institution.

Thank you, darling Lidi.

We are on the terrace.

Seen what I did?

“He got us free ice cream.” - Not.

It wasn't me and my talent is a seducer.

You can get with him in general, whatever you want.

If I knew would ask for more cream.

Well, what does the cream have to do with it!

I am talking about Eve.

Do you want you invited for a birthday?

Oh, that would be no worse than a clue secrets of matter and antimatter.

But I have nothing to hope for.

That's for sure, if you will be so difficult to speak!

Are you ready to learn?

When do we start?

First lesson.

The main thing is the look. Focus on the subject.

Hold hold hold hold, hold, hold.

I am Eve. Say hello.

Hi Eve!

Where is your gaze?

You just doused me cream!

Life than you just do not fool!

So, south, lesson second, very important.

Let's say you're in a restaurant.

"Good afternoon, bring me steak and my lady a salad. "

And if she does not want a salad?

A woman will always prefer to eat what you ordered her

than sitting alone and eating what she wants.

Where is the meaning?

Do you know what makes no sense? What is this?

Is this an electronic bracelet? Are you under surveillance?

This is a planetary clock.

And in my opinion, this is the watch "Die virgin. "Well, take it off!

- Uncle Alex? - A?

And what is a virgin?

You'll know a lot - you will grow old soon.

Yeah.

And the last lesson for today. Gait.

She is talking about you more than words.

Like this?

Look.

Movement is free. The eyes are half closed.

Easy smile because you you know what women think!

What do they think?

"What a plastic! He is good in bed. "

I'm good in bed.

I'm sorry, what?

Mom says I slept in childhood like an angel and never was written!

Okay, look here. Come on, do as I do!

Come on. Come on!

Like this.

Mother, Uncle Alex teaches me to drive!

Yes, we only ... Only here, on the spot.

We didn’t go outside! Well, you are crooked!

Said, "at half past six" - and we are like a bayonet!

Oh, by the way, Sarah, I found a job!

Your car now brings money!

Drive a ten year old baby and turn

my car in a strip club - this is not work!

And take it away disgrace immediately!

Mother? And what is a "strip"?

Honey do you remember What is your control on Monday?

Yes I remember.

Where is your watch?

You're talking about the clock "Die virgin "?

I'm sorry, what?

Oh, these children! Listen to somewhere everyone ...

Uncle Alex told me to take it off. He teaches girls to like.

Teaches, then ...

Can I ask you about, what did you say to him?

Nothing like that ... Ah, this is nonsense.

All sorts of nonsense.

Not stupid at all!

I learned to undress with a look and walk like a playboy.

He also said that women need a strong

hand, because they are not know what they want.

Well, I'm not really ... didn't quite say that ...

Exactly. I wrote in a notebook.

Yes, there is no notebook.

No, there is. Here is my notebook.

"Gait says more than words. "

"All the power in the pope."

How true is that ...

"Life doesn’t beat you."

Then I did not understand.

This is such a metaphor.

You have to think about studying, and not about the tricks with the girls!

Listen, he is in love with a classmate! A?

You understand, you and Monsieur,

who gets stuck door once a week.

Michelle is my friend! And that’s it.

And dare not talk about it anymore. And leave my son alone, okay?

He has metaphors, you see ...

Is this a love letter to Eve?

No, I'm writing to dad.

So i feel yourself closer to him.

A...

Do you think about your father

Not.

Never think Seriously?

Never.

But do you remember him?

I remember that he worked a lot.

And once I drove home right on the truck.

Mom didn't tell you?

Not.

I remember my dad well. He was very cool.

I think he would be glad you are here.

And that you help me.

I write about this to him.

Do you want me to show you scientific project for my channel?

Tomorrow.

Good night, Uncle Alex.

M ...

Come on, Sugo, have a nice day.

Samantha!

Uncle Alex? Uncle Alex!

You drool.

Alex, rise! Stop wallowing, it's time to look for work!

I found some ads according to your profile.

Living statue, test mattresses, dog walker ...

Sunday is ...

Thursday, idiot.

Fresh vacancies.

Why are you in this form?

Yes, Sofia again.

She is turned on her Athlete, Monsieur Tardone.

So I try, so as not to lose work.

Yes, you have it.

Not a single one on the way here Bentley did not meet.

Nightmare. In general, a nice district.

Last gift from her.

Yes, I have seen.

- There will be a holiday on your street too! - Yeah.

Unemployment is temporary.

I want to go back to life, Daniel.

Found out something about Samantha Hirsch?

Oh yes.

But before you give it back this, I’ll say again that ...

You are not a couple to her, Alex.

She loves, when they talk about her knees.

Knees?

Something personal.

You are a true friend, Daniel.

Well, I'm in touch.

It's time to run.

What?

Hi guys!

- Hey! Wait! Where to? - You will not leave!

- Well, hold on, asshole! “We will kill you!”

Wait!

You run for me!

- Wherever you want, just go! - Hey!

Don’t you see me having breakfast?

Heck!

Hey wait!

To stand!

Final, monsieur, come out.

No no understand, it's just raining went, they peeled off.

I don't even have them threw it away, I can find it.

Let's agree on a good one. Aw!

What are you talking about?

Drive our money! Not that you are done!

- No no. - Consider yourself already ...

Mother.

- On the. - No, no, no, no! Come on yourself.

Yes mummy?

I can’t reach you.

- Where are you? - I ... Talk to Gilles.

Come on, talk to her, well.

I am constantly looking for you. Hello, where are you at the office?

No, no, we're not in the office.

No no, mummy, don't be afraid, everything is locked.

Good. Yes, mummy.

I am free!

Cafe "Icebreaker".

Ohhh, you're back!

How can I help?

I am very looking for work.

Ah ... I’ll see if it’s free Director, he decides these questions.

Lidi told me what you are looking for work.

Just kidding! I am the director myself. We have fun.

And really! And you are just lovely.

Welcome!

Cafe "Icebreaker" offers ice cream for every taste.

Apricot...

And then I do not remember.

Do not slow down!

Believe in yourself, and everything will turn out! It's that simple.

cinnamon, donatello, lime, poppy dew, Chilean beans,

Strawberry, raspberries, jasmine, kiwi,

mandarin, panakota, verbena, watermelon, and today

and only today - chocolate with pepper.

Forward!

Well, show yourself!

Here again! Naked, I play better. Less friction.

Did you ask Eve?

No I can not.

Afraid of talking to girls?

Yes.

Hm.

There, you see, the girl with the phone?

Talk to her.

What will I tell her?

For starters: hello.

Okay.

Chin up!

Look into her eyes!

What do you need? Well, move it!

Well, you were afraid!

She probably decided that I was a moron!

Just one failure and you have already lost heart!

Here I am, for example.

When I see a woman, I dive swimming, swimming, diving, and all - voila.

But she kicked you out.

Not. We broke up on a mutual consent. This is completely different.

Okay, it's your turn.

I would drink cola, and you?

Coca-Cola has no nutritional value. As in eggplant.

So two colas.

Class.

Thanks.

My name is Laura. And you?

South.

You're cute, yugo.

Thanks.

Bye then!

Wow, who is that?

She said I'm cute But she is twenty years old!

Got it now what can you show up without words?

I’ll go to Eve tomorrow.

Bravo, I'm proud of you.

Thanks.

Good job.

Where is the rest?

Mercy!

Are they definitely not too big?

If they approached me, then they’ll suit you too!

All! Remember what I said?

It seems.

I will pretend that I have not heard.

You can! Well, go for it.

Take off this stupid hat and glasses.

I go!

There will be all sorts of surprises.

Wow, surprises. It's great. And which ones?

But I can’t talk about them.

Come on! Do not stand a pillar!

Hello!

Hello! Sorry, I'm all wet.

Of course, you're just out of the water.

Well?

Hurrah! I was invited!

Well done!

Bravo!

How glad I am, baby! At last you were invited to a holiday!

Can I go now?

Well, of course. I'll take you. Her grandmother surely arrange a feast for the whole world.

No wait, wait.

You already earned it I'll take him myself. Have a rest.

But it’s not at all difficult for me.

At the same time I will get acquainted with his new friends and their parents.

No, listen.

Do not be offended, but I think that South it’s more pleasant to go there with a cool uncle,

not with your beautiful, but boring mommy.

- Yes? “I don't care who to go with!”

I already can’t wait.

I’ll take you, period.

I have no doubt that Uncle Alex there is something to do on Saturday.

Good evening, Michelle.

You scared me.

I'm sorry.

We need to talk. About Sarah.

Alex do you know the word "cleaning"?

Yes, I have Denise often heard from servants.

Stop wallowing!

Oh Michelle!

Sarah. Sorry it's so late but I have a question for you. May I come in?

Yes, of course, yes.

Good evening, Alex.

A! Hi Michelle.

What, door again?

Not. This time ... the sink.

No, I'm joking!

I'm sorry ...

So, not a sink.

Not.

I'm actually going to Saturday at an architectural exhibition.

Tell me, and you ... do you want to come with me?

I do not know...

Michelle She will think and let you know.

Good.

Well ... good evening to you.

Sorry.

He likes you.

I do not want to talk about it.

You can’t enter!

I just wanted to say that Yugo fell asleep.

Did you come up with this yourself?

Yeah.

Amazing.

You have a talent. You are a wonderful mother.

And her years are still beautiful.

Your neighbor has already lost his head.

So tell me finally what is happening to you?

I'm not sure I'm ready ... dating someone.

You like him?

Yes.

So what are you? Go ahead!

How long have you been like this?

Five years.

- Not. I mean, you haven’t ... - Five years.

Yeah.

So what are you waiting for? Well, really ...

You see ...

I was so busy southeast that not could ...

And she didn’t want to look for someone.

Think of yourself not just about the son.

Yes you are right.

But I am afraid.

You know what I'm doing when scared?

Do you eat a lot?

Not. I drink a lot.

Hi bro. Hello Sister. You and I dance until the morning!

Dance boogie-woogie, and don't care what was there yesterday.

Boogie-woogie, dancing boogie-woogie.

Dance Boogie Woogie we dance all night until morning.

Boogie-woogie, dancing boogie-woogie.

Who says love is a sin?

Heavenly Father will forgive us all!

Dance Boogie Woogie we dance all night until morning ...

Are you crazy? Well, sleep fast!

It will definitely be easy for you take it to holiday

It is a great honor for me.

Not a sound, do you understand?

Look what fell out of my cap. Your first weekly earnings.

There is not enough zero.

No, three hundred and ten euros. Everything is in place.

And if you work on Sundays, I will add seventy more.

Drive our grandmothers immediately !!!

Lidi

I know, we know each other not so long ago ...

Are you laughing? You are my best friend!

Ah ... In that case ...

May I ask you for a loan?

Yes of course! How many?

Five hundred.

Euro?

I know this a lot ...

Yes, I'm joking! No problem.

Hold on.

Thanks. I do not even know, how to thank you.

I'm sure you will find a way.

Come on, come on, come on. More, more, more, more.

We leave, calmly, like this, so-so-so-so .. Stop! Stop! Stop!

"Omorphia-Spa-Salon: rejuvenate in two hours!

Cost of procedures - five hundred euros. "

Good afternoon.

- Good afternoon, madam. - Yes, monsieur.

Would you like to become even more beautiful?

Listen I need a rejuvenation course.

- Good. - The one for five hundred euros.

Here is an updated list services, choose.

So...

Beard staining and hair please.

Hair coloring...

Full face peeling.

Face peeling ...

Uh ... teeth whitening.

Teeth whitening.

And I want to bleach ... Uh ...

What?

- Loin? - No no.

Shoulders?

Not.

"Spring cloud."

Yes exactly.

- Christian? - Yes?

The client ordered a rejuvenation course and "spring cloud".

Okay, I'm coming.

Hey Bernard? I do not understand everything in this new list.

"Spring Cloud" - is it anus whitening?

Oh what a day ...

Are you dyed

Everywhere. Full renovation of the facade.

You'd better update your brains.

What for? I am irresistible.

Oh yeah! Good as Apollo!

Alex?

I am glad that you are with us.

I'm also very happy, sister.

I taped it.

Mercy.

What are you writing to your father today?

About how glad I am to go for Eve's birthday.

Yes, and with you.

I’m probably today I’ll write a letter too.

Do you know whom?

Not.

To my father.

I want to tell him what a wonderful grandson he has.

"In general" is written together or separately?

Okay, I get it.

Yugo! Yugo!

Drooling.

Uncle Alex!

Today is Eve’s birthday!

Oh, for sure. I forgot.

Mom leads me to get a haircut.

Just not short! Your ears stick out

Silence, forest monster.

Ah, stop. Tra-ta-ta-ta-ta! Take a look.

Have I been accepted into the family?

Uncle Alex is afraid of heights.

Nothing to do about!

Sneak.

We’ll be back in an hour.

Bye Bye!

Hello! Hello!

Oh...

Did you forget something?

Hey.

But the apartment is nothing! Yes?

Now let's see what can you get hold of here.

For example...

- Come on, come on, what's with us? - We are adults.

I’m sure you’ll explain to your sister where did the camera go.

I ask you to. She is very necessary to her nephew. Only not her ...

Give us the money back - get a camera.

Do you really think what will he come?

Well, yes, I invited him.

Turn around.

Yugo! Do your legs hurt?

Not. I just walk like that.

Here it is for you.

Thanks.

- You're doing fine. - Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Do we know each other?

Unless in mine the sweetest dreams.

A...

Is there something on my face?

All my attention.

Clear...

Stop stop stop. Champagne!

Refreshes, excites feelings. Just like you.

I am Samantha.

Alex

Waiter! Sprite for her and Coke for me.

No, I have mineral water.

Women themselves do not know what they want. She will be a sprite.

Sorry.

What's wrong?

Sorry for the insolence, Alex, but you have a charming smile.

And very beautiful hair.

Madame Hirsch, surrenders to me why are you trying to seduce me, eh?

Hey, can we leave here alone?

What is it like? It's my birthday.

Well, as you want, baby.

I apologize! Two minutes of attention, if possible.

I would like to wish Eve all the best on this day.

And thank her delicious Grandma - Samantha -

for what she arranged such a wonderful holiday!

Hugo, you're weird. What happened to you?

Who, besides Samantha Hirsch, could so please children and adults?

Forgive me please.

Do you have a planetary clock?

- Yes. - So her rightfully ...

- I have the same ones. - ... can be called a princess ...

... tonight's ball.

How I would like to become your prince .. and put you on a flying carpet!

I am subscribed to your scientific channel.

A week later, I launch a weather balloon. A little bit nervous.

Dear Samantha.

When you look at you, one thing arises desire: to plunge into your eyes.

Nature has endowed you crushing charm.

Oh my God, and what a miracle your knees!

They are titanium. Accident. At the ski resort.

Let me pass I have an invitation! Sorry.

So sorry.

I'm sorry Samantha, but now I put an end to the humiliating scene.

To this man nothing to do here!

He has only one goal: to seduce you to live at your expense!

Daniel! You gave me the wrong information.

Exactly.

How could you do this to me?

And you, twenty-five years ago ... How could you steal Denise?

You broke our agreement, our rules. You are a traitor!

I thought you and I were friends!

There are no friends in the country of Gigolandia. Himself came up with just that. So, that’s it.

Samantha, I know Do you like Charles Trenet’s songs.

Sea...

You knew my situation.

He knew how desperate I am.

Samantha was mine the only hope.

You think I want to spend my whole life

with sister and nephew in a poor apartment?

I thought you like us!

And so it is, Yugo, really.

I do not trust you!

The way I acted, Yugo, doesn’t mean that I don’t love you.

Don't you dare sleep in mine anymore room and live in our house!

I love the corridors.

So do I. True, I do not have them at home.

Yes...

You know, Sarah, I've been waiting for something all week.

What?

That again begins to jam the castle.

Funny because I ...

Deliberately repaired him not to the end.

I like you, Sarah.

I like you too.

Oh sorry!

Yes son?

What?

I'm on my way.

My brother is there ... That is, South ... I'm sorry.

Nothing wrong.

Sarah, open it! Sarah!

Open, I’ll explain everything. It's me.

Alex

I want to explain everything to Yugo.

How to explain to the child what did you use it

for the sake of the girl’s grandmother, whom is he in love with?

How?

Forgive me...

Where is the south camera?

I will return her, I promise you.

So you stole it?

Well no.

Go away.

Do not drive me, Sarah.

We are a family.

No, Alex. You are not my family.

You're spoiled and lazy fifty year old egoist.

You're talking about...

You didn’t stole the camera, you stole his hopes and dreams. Enough!

In their despicable designs do without us, do you understand?

I am forty two.

What?

You said to me fifty, but I'm forty two.

Nothing like this.

I am sure about that.

I'm forty-five, Alex.

So what?

You are my older brother.

I do not know what to say.

I hope one day you grow up. Just not next to us.

This is my gigolo.

Charming gigolo.

His eyes are full of fire.

I don’t know if he loves me.

But he is so gentle and attentive

My soul and body come to life with it.

His love is a hoax.

But he is handsome without measure.

All women around go crazy over him.

And I say to myself:

I want him to be only mine.

I love him too much.

My gigolo ..

Welcome to Lidi. Here you always Glade. Loneliness, goodbye.

Ah ah ah! Thank you for your hospitality.

Well, you have a new friend. His name is Spiderman.

Hi Spiderman.

Can you stay here as much as you want.

You will see, everything will work out for you.

Lydi, my heart is broken, but I will find strength in myself ... and thank you.

Well, for the job.

Are you ready?

Uh, yes. What are you doing?

I give back the debt. Feel .. how hot is it?

I'm on fire. You touch.

Stop wait!

How, don’t you want this?

Not.

Am I not exciting you?

Not.

Is it true?

Well yes.

A...

Forgive me please, but I love other men.

Fit, muscular, beautiful and young, much younger than you.

And big, very big.

Why did you then give me work and money?

It's just that I always help those who feel bad, lonely and sad.

Look at these cats.

They need me, and I need them.

But they scratch you.

Yes, but these cats are my family.

Their scratches are not from anger. And than, love does not wait for gratitude.

I also had a family.

But I ruined everything.

Well, you do not say so. It's never too late to fix it.

Sofia found out that I went then to Samantha.

I have a week for training.

“You can't live with your sister?” - Not.

Why did I annoy you?

And I have in vain stole Denise from you.

In the country of Gigolandia need to be at the same time.

Yes.

Monsieur. Police.

Are you on a motorcycle?

No, there was a gas leak.

I ask you to wait here while the fireman inspects the room.

I didn’t know that we have gas.

- Officer? - Yes, monsieur.

What are these handcuffs?

These are the French handcuffs police, monsieur.

Fur?

And what site are you from?

From the central. Don’t worry, ladies.

For the investigation, this doesn’t matter.

For the investigation? You talked about the leak?

It doesn't smell like gas.

Be silent! I am a police officer and guarding the crime scene.

Crimes?

Well, that's enough!

So, malicious intent you are arrested.

Aah! No no!

Did you find a job?

Here is the camera of the South.

He abandoned his project. Go away.

Let me talk to him for at least a minute.

Too late, Alex.

Thank you for returning the camera.

"Dear Dad..."

To guide you?

No, don’t.

Right?

If you are afraid and wait all the time bad, then this is not life.

Who told you that?

Uncle Alex.

Hi Eve.

Hi, Yugo! I'm so glad to see you!

And I thought you were angry with me.

Well, for a birthday.

No, my grandmother and I know what do you have to do with it.

I read the letter.

Letter?

And my answer is yes.

And what was the question?

I will launch your weather balloon with you.

AND... Thanks for everything you said.

May I take a look? I want to check punctuation.

"Dear Eve. I'm sorry to upset you.

I wanted it less all in the world.

You can not even imagine, how I feel about you.

I've always wanted to be your friend.

Until recently, I was afraid to speak, and now I know

that I can’t live without you.

This feeling is forever.

For you to me I want to get better.

It happens that love scares.

And sometimes she gives amazing surprises.

Alas, life is short - passes quickly.

From time to time we make mistakes.

Often fall.

"Advertising on a car!"

But only then to get up soon.

Not wanting it yourself we hurt those we love.

But it's never too late fix it all.

I hope you give me .. one more chance".

Hello, Sarah.

Good afternoon, madam.

As you know, I bought this house, and I want to entrust you with the redevelopment.

There is some misunderstanding.

I'm sorry, probably they gave you the wrong address.

I'm just a foreman not an architect.

A...

But I know many architects,

who are happy will take up this work.

This is a very beautiful house.

Yes. Only this "beauty" I want to tear down.

And replace it with this one.

This is my sketch.

You know, usually I'm not too I trust the words of my fiance

but he showed me yours drawings, and I am delighted!

And who is your fiancé?

Alex ...

I will not be all my life selling ice cream.

Ah, what a magnificent view! Really, Monsieur Tardon?

I'm so happy, that i have money!

Oh me too.

Monsieur Tardon?

I'll explain it later.

Thanks.

You deserve it.

I am proud of my older sister.

Younger!

Oh yes.

I love you.

Uh ...

And how is South?

Fine.

Do you think he wants to see me?

So many asked homework ...

Yes, did you solve that problem?

Not. You know, I didn’t understand anything.

So do I.