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[theme music playing]
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[screams]
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[Poison Ivy] Gotcha!
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I'm not great at having people
who are actually good to me
in my life.
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Same. Most people are trash.
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Wouldn't it be messed up
if I ate you right now?
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[both laughing]
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-[groans]
-Ive!
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[Poison Ivy groaning]
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Ive, don't leave me.
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We still got so much
ass-kicking to do.
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Harley...
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I can't.
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[sobbing]
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[Joker laughing]
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Oops!
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[laughing continues]
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[laughing continues]
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[laughing fades]
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Harley, uh, a few words?
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[stifled sobs]
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Let her grieve.
I've prepared
a little something.
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[clearing throat]
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-[Harley sobbing]
-We have gathered today
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to pay respects
to our beloved friend.
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Her death was not
an empty sacrifice.
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And, of my friend,
I will say just this.
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Of all the souls
I have met
on my journeys,
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hers was the most...
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-human. [sobs]
-[Harley sobbing]
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Wow, that, uh... [sniffles]
Wasn't awful.
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As apropos a speech now
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as when it was
originally delivered
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by William Shatner's
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
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in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.
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[Dr. Psycho] Mmm-hmm.
All right.
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[Frank sobbing]
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Goodbye, my dear fiancee.
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[Frank wailing]
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Who's gonna water my roots?
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[sobbing]
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I don't trust
any of these assholes.
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[Harley sobs]
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You'll be missed.
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[Harley crying]
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She's a doctor, damn it!
Who chiseled this shit?
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[screaming]
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No, no, no.
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What're ya...
What are you doin'?
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He doesn't want you
to follow Ivy to the grave.
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So that's it? We're just
supposed to sit here
twiddling our thumbs?
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Well, unless you got
some kind of actual plan,
I say yes.
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Yes. I got one.
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Ooh, does it involve
indiscriminate smashing
of other people's property?
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-No.
-Aw!
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When no one believed
in me, Ivy did.
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She always wanted me
to get rid of this asshole,
so that's what I'm gonna do.
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Still not a plan.
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I'm workin' on one.
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Come on, come on.
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-Jim, what's wrong?
-Nothing.
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My marriage is totally fine.
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[sighs] I mean
the situation on the street.
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Oh, that's a shit show.
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Unlike my marriage,
which is rock-solid.
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-Right.
-[door opens]
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Ugh, what is the point
of having an elevator
if it doesn't work?
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Quinn, what are you
doing here?
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I wanna take down Joker.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
we need to work together.
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I work alone.
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What about me?
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-Not now, Jim.
-[groans]
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No one knows Joker
better than you and me.
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[breathlessly] I've got a file
on him. I'll be right back.
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Look, we put
our heads together,
we can beat him.
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And then you can
go back to doing
whatever it is you do.
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I'm not teaming up with you.
You should be locked up
in Arkham.
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Joker killed Ivy,
took over Gotham,
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and cut off your bat nuts!
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-Hmm.
-Help me!
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You're never gonna
believe this. [panting]
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Found Joker's file,
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but he replaced it with
one of those greeting cards
that plays music.
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[music playing]
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What a tricky
son of a so-and-so.
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-[laughs]
-If I say yes to this,
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what do you bring
to the table, Quinn?
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The thing he wants most.
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[mechanical whirring]
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[camera whirring]
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[Joker over speaker] Who is it?
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I've already donated.
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Oh, Harley. [laughs]
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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Well, seein' as
it's your birthday and all,
I got you a gift.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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I mean, especially afterwhat I did to Ivy.
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You must bevery upset with me.
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Of course I'm referring to
the "murdering her on purpose."
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Oh, I hate you
more than you'll ever know.
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But I'm also practical.
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You won, and I wanna be
on the winnin' side.
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Oh, Harley,how positively mature of you.
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I know, real growth.
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I thought maybe we could
patch things up
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over a steamin' cup of...
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Batman.
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Oh, Harley, this... [laughs]
This is amazing.
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For the man who has everything,
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you found the one thing
I wanted and didn't have!
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[Clayface in sing-song voice]
He's buying it!
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Just keep your mouth shut.
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Well, happy birthday to me!
[laughing]
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Of course,no birthday's complete
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without my specialbirthday song.
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What do you say, Harls?
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For old time's sake?
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[clearing throat]
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To my puddin'.
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♪ Happy birthday to you!♪
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-♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪-♪ Happy birthday... ♪
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Would you look at this
dumbass son of a bitch.
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Don't sing!
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-♪ Happy birthday... ♪-♪ Happy birthdayClown prince of evil! ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you!♪
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♪ And many more! ♪
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Wait a minute.
That's not Batman!
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Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
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God damn it!
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[beeps]
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[chuckles]
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[Joker laughing]
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Keep banging away.
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You'll never get away
with this.
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Nighty night, Batman.
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[laughing]
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Grab them!
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[laughing]
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[all screaming]
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[Joker] That's right, Harley!
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Run away! [laughing]
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[screams]
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[screams] Make it stop!
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Oh, my God!
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[screaming]
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[Joker] Don't handi-crap
your pants. [laughing]
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[Clayface exclaiming]
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[splutters]
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No, Nurse,
I said to prick his boil!
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[police siren wailing]
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[gun cocking]
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[Joker's voice] Cuckoo!Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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[Joker laughs]
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[Joker laughs]
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-Ugh!
-[electricity crackling]
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Take that...
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-[Batman grunts]
-And that.
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And that.
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Yawn!
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Who would've thought
my 25th birthday month
would be so blah.
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-Maybe I'm having
a quarter-life crisis.
-[cork popping]
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[screams] What the hell
are you doing?
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Celebrating!
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Think of all you've
accomplished in 38 years.
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I'm 25, and you know
how I feel about
champagne corks.
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That could've hit me
in the eye.
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Sorry about that.
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So, what shall we do now, boss?
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Maybe we build
a giant maze, yeah?
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Dose the people in it
with fear toxin? [chuckling]
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[groans] You are so
one note, bag head.
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[laughs] After Harley and I
got disruptive, you know
how we'd celebrate?
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Uh, fondue?
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"Fondue"? No!
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By getting more disruptive!
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Like kidnapping Gordon
and eating sushi
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off his lumpy, naked body.
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[sighs] I was picking hair
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out of my teeth for weeks.
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And now I'm doing this,
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which should be tons of fun,
but I'm bored.
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What is wrong with me?
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You're a sociopathic
narcissist. [screams]
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It was rhetorical, asshole!
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And who do you think you are,
a psychiatrist?
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Let's find out.
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-What?
-Bloody hell!
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[stammers] It's billionaire
playboy Bruce Wayne.
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[hysterically] No!
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[breathing heavily]
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Are you shitting me!
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What is wrong with you?
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Don't you think
I would have done that
had I wanted to?
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Half the fun
of our relationship
was the mystery!
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Now I know Batman is just
some boring rich asshole
with parental issues.
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That's really reductive.
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Thanks for ruining
the funnest thing
I had going.
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Now I don't even
feel like torturing him.
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[stutters] Sorry, I thought
it might be the kind of thing
Harley would do.
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I don't care about Harley!
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[stammers] I'm sorry, look,
I must've misread the situation
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when you kept saying her name
and reminiscing about
all your memories together.
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Over and over and over and--
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[screaming]
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[groans] Not even that was fun.
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WayneTech promised
an electric car by this year.
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I put a deposit down.
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Where's my goddamn
electric car, Bruce?
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The guy at the flower shop
said black roses
don't exist in nature,
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so I had to dye these.
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Just wanted you to have
a little bit of me
in the ground with ya.
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Oh, Ive!
I miss you so much!
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If you can hear me,
just give me a sign.
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-Harley?
-[exclaims]
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Hey there. I was just
taking a little catnap
back here on the ol' rock.
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[stammers] Are you living here?
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I don't know
if I'd call this "living."
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You're damn right.
I'm an indoor plant.
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I'm supposed to get
indirect sunlight.
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I just hate the thought
of leaving Ivy alone.
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Hey, what...
Why aren't you hiding?
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Bounty's up to... Oh, man!
That's a lot of zeros.
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But why does he want
your ass alive?
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It's obvi. To make her watch
her crew get executed.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah. He's gonna execute them
and then after,
he's throwing an '80s party.
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You don't have to dress up
but it's strongly suggested.
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God, so many iconic
'80s looks to choose from.
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I wanna go "Thriller"
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but I don't wanna be the third
"Thriller" in line for
the potato salad. You feel me?
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[Harley] They're doing it
at sundown tonight!
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Oh. I'm not gonna
let this happen.
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Uh, how are you gonna stop
Joker by yourself
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when you couldn't even
do it with Batman?
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I don't know.
I need a minute to think.
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-One Mississippi,
two Mississippi...
-[Kite Man humming]
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-...three Mississippi...
-Can you...
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Can you not be here right now?
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Like, you want me to
go over by that tree, or...
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You know, I know I said
I don't live here,
but I sort of do.
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Just give me a sec
with Ive, okay?
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Ive, what I'm gonna do
may be a suicide mission.
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If I don't see you back here,
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maybe I'll see you
on the flip side.
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[exhales] All right,
here goes nothing.
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[Joker imitating alarm]
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Hey!
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Oh, hey, Harley.
250
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:14,128
I was just... [clears throat]
Finishing Infinite Jest.
251
00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:15,629
Are you familiar with it?
252
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,063
Spine looks pretty intact.
253
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,433
[stutters] Well, I have
a digital copy, too.
254
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,537
Anyway, are you here
for the big execution?
255
00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,538
There ain't gonna bean execution.
256
00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:28,043
Flyers say there is.
Right before the live
'80s cover band.
257
00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:30,977
Their version of"Sweet Child O' Mine"is... [laughs]
258
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,014
-It's okay.
-Release my friends.
259
00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:37,216
Or what?I have a whole armyinside this sick-ass tower.
260
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,318
[laughing]
261
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,855
What leg do you have
to stand on?
262
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,822
It seems like
you really want me alive,
263
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,892
so, if you don't
do what I say...
264
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:49,397
I'm gone.
265
00:13:49,431 --> 00:13:54,431
-[elevator music playing]
-[floor indicator beeping]
266
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,735
[elevator dings]
267
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,404
Welcome to my penthouse.
268
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,774
[laughs] It's got
all the amenities.
269
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,277
Central air, 360-degree views,
270
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,611
and a couple of horny tigers.
271
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,214
[roaring]
272
00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:08,816
What the hell do you
want from me?
Where's my crew?
273
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,985
[chuckling]
274
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,889
I want you to put this on.
275
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,359
[laughing]
276
00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:22,195
Come on, remember
how much fun you had
in that costume?
277
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,130
No.
278
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,798
I didn't have fun.
279
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,700
You were the one having fun.
280
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,470
It wasn't till
I got away from you
281
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:32,206
that I realized
how deeply un- fun
being with you was.
282
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,476
So I would rather
blow myself up
and take you with me
283
00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:39,279
than go back to being
your sidekick and wearing
that fuckin' costume!
284
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,182
Well, you could.
Certainly an option.
285
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,985
Only fly in the ointment is
if you blow yourself up,
286
00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:47,520
-you'll take your crew
with you.
-[beeps, whirs]
287
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,557
[Joker laughing]
288
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:54,861
So, how about
you make this easy and put...
289
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,897
the outfit...
290
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:58,533
on.
291
00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,933
-[Clayface, King Shark, Sy]
Don't do it.
-Do it.
292
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,802
So, I put this on,
you let them go?
293
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,472
And if you don't...
[laughing]
294
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,307
I kill them.
295
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,816
[chuckles] Oh, there she is!
296
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,820
Harley Quinn original recipe.
297
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:20,754
Why'd you have to go
and mess with a classic?
298
00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:23,124
Are you gonna let
my crew go, or what?
299
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,750
I'm a man of my word.
300
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,750
Buh-bye.
301
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,994
[crew screaming]
302
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,596
[distant screams continue]
303
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,931
[groans]
304
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:35,965
She gave her life
so that we may live.
305
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:40,375
[tearfully] Goodbye, Harley.
306
00:15:40,408 --> 00:15:43,510
Okay, I'm in the costume.
So what's the plan?
307
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:45,547
Want me to make you
a chocolate cake,
308
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:49,384
-put on Legally Blonde,
call you "puddin'"?
-[laughing]
309
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,653
Harley, I've got the city
by the balls.
310
00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:53,823
The cops are mine.
Batman's tied up and gagged.
311
00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:57,591
I have everything
a man could want.
312
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,926
But I'm not happy.
313
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,528
And do you know why?
314
00:16:00,562 --> 00:16:03,464
Because you're a textbook
sociopathic narcissist
315
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:07,100
with a chemical imbalance
in your parasympathetic
nervous system?
316
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,035
Hey, that's what Batman said.
317
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:11,307
Hey, Batman,
she said the thing you said.
318
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:14,743
Anyway, no. The reason
I wasn't happy
319
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:17,110
was because
we weren't together.
320
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,114
It wasn't until
I got everything...
321
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,615
that I realized
it means nothing
322
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,551
without you by my side.
323
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,854
Really?
324
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,288
Harley, you're the missing
piece to my happiness.
325
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,191
I knew you'd be back.
326
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:33,860
I guess I could never
stay away from my puddin'.
327
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,697
-[stabbing]
-[both grunting]
328
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:39,600
You were always so unoriginal,
stealing my ideas.
329
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:43,533
Fuck you! This is for Ivy.
330
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,142
Ha!
331
00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,426
[both grunting]
332
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:56,917
[Joker laughs]
333
00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,301
[roaring]
334
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,797
[yelping]
335
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,532
[Joker laughing]
336
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,501
[screaming]
337
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,804
Did you really think
I was gonna believe
that bullshit
338
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,105
about me being
the missing piece?
339
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,343
[chuckles]
But that was all true!
340
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,346
You see, I only have
one weakness. You.
341
00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:29,083
And when you're the most
powerful man in the world,
there's no room for weakness.
342
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,984
And so, my only option
343
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,721
is to... [chuckling]
Get rid of you.
344
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,057
Then do it. Kill me!
345
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,926
[laughs] Do you take me
for a basic bitch?
346
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,528
If I were I to kill you,
347
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:45,266
you'd live on forever,
an emotional martyr in my soul.
348
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,237
So I'm going to erase you
from existence.
349
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,772
Pick her up. Follow me.
350
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,875
[Harley grunts]
351
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,511
[bubbling]
352
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,513
[gasps, strains]
353
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,648
I made the mistake
of creating you,
354
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:03,651
and now I'm going to
undo that mistake.
355
00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:08,055
This acid will erase all that
makes you Harley Quinn.
356
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,224
You'll be a nobody.
A blank canvas.
357
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:14,493
A stranger on the streets.
[chuckling]
358
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,561
Normal.
359
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,865
Don't do this.
360
00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:19,034
If you wanna kill me, kill me,
but don't do this!
361
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:24,034
Should've thought of that
before you made me
fall in love with you.
362
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,044
[Joker] It's time.
But don't worry,
363
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,046
you won't remember a thing.
364
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,513
[gasps softly]
365
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,049
Let me jump.
366
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,885
Let this last act
of Harley Quinn be my own.
367
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:40,454
You owe me at least that.
368
00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:44,238
[chuckles] Sure. Go nuts.
369
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,365
Goodbye, Harley Quinn.
370
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,734
[bubbling continues]
371
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:55,638
Wait a minute.
Did anyone hear a splash?
372
00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:59,606
I've fallen in acid
enough times to know that
there should be a splash.
373
00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,842
You're right
about that, puddin'.
374
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,144
How did you...
375
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,612
Wait. Where are
those vines coming from?
376
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,996
Oh, fuck.
377
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:25,333
I knew I should've
harpooned you in the head!
378
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,701
One in the head,
one in the heart.
379
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:29,135
It's Harpooning 101.
380
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:32,105
[both scream]
381
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,307
-Guess who's next?
-[grunts]
382
00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:37,044
Harley... [chuckling]
You don't wanna do this.
383
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,046
We can rule Gotham together.
384
00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:40,814
[laughing hysterically]
385
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,482
You're nothing without me!
386
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,853
You always tried to make me
think that, but it's not true!
387
00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:47,087
I have friends that love
and care about me.
388
00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:50,089
I'm moving on with my life
with the people that matter.
389
00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,959
And that ain't you, puddin'.
390
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,060
-Drop him.
-Love to.
391
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:56,096
[whimpering] You don't
want to do this.
392
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,199
I've always supported
strong female
393
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,832
friendships! [screaming]
394
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,213
Oh, Ive! Oh, my God!
395
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,383
It was my tears, wasn't it?
396
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,817
My tears of friendship
397
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,186
fell on your grave
and brought you back to life!
398
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:22,589
Harls, I love you,
but we don't live
in a Disney movie, okay?
399
00:20:22,624 --> 00:20:26,094
It was the renewing power
of nature that brought me back.
400
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:31,127
And, you know,
maybe the tears
helped a little, too.
401
00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:33,481
[screaming]
402
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,292
[straining]
403
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,192
Oh, my God, he saved us.
404
00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:01,028
He'll be okay, right?
I mean, he's Batman.
405
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:04,097
[uncertainly] Sure.
I mean, you know,
he's got the polymer suit
406
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,333
-with the--
-[loud crashing]
407
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,465
Oh, shit.
Let's get out of here.
408
00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:12,567
[woman screams]
409
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:23,116
[screaming]
410
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,849
[Joker's laughter]
411
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:33,627
So, to summarize, good news,
Joker no longer rules Gotham.
412
00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:36,230
Bad news,
thanks to an 8.6 earthquake,
413
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,265
there's no longer
a Gotham left to rule.
414
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,932
And Batman is missing.
415
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,868
More updates as we get them.
416
00:21:41,902 --> 00:21:45,352
[distant siren wailing]
417
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,377
[Dr. Psycho] And I just want
the record to reflect
418
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:52,278
that I always
had faith in you, Harley.
419
00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,948
Did not doubt it for a moment.
420
00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:57,884
I did not feel the same way,
but am so glad I was wrong.
421
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,153
Harls, ya did it.
422
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,721
Justice League is gone,
423
00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:03,123
same with the Legion of Doom,
and the Joker's dead.
424
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,492
Gotham is in complete chaos.
425
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:09,576
[Harley] It's so beautiful.
426
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,768
[distant siren wailing]
427
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,305
[Joker laughing]
428
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:21,189
[laughter subsides]
429
00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,444
[theme music playing]
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