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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:25,596 [CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:25,597 --> 00:00:27,597 _ 4 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,002 [SIGHS] 5 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,636 - [GASPS] - [GLASS SHATTERS] 6 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,187 Oh, that was awesome! 7 00:00:39,188 --> 00:00:40,655 Everyone brought their A-game! 8 00:00:40,656 --> 00:00:43,726 I mean, Psycho, when you made those T-Rex bones just come to life 9 00:00:43,727 --> 00:00:45,559 and then chase that guard... Mwah! 10 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,413 Wait, did you just steal King Tut's body? 11 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,405 Ugh, I was going to see that on Sunday. 12 00:00:49,406 --> 00:00:51,218 See it? Now you can touch it. 13 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,253 [CLAYFACE GASPS] 14 00:00:52,254 --> 00:00:54,045 Yeah, but I've never been, like, in a museum 15 00:00:54,046 --> 00:00:56,722 and thought, "Oh, I wish I could touch this dead body". 16 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,249 Uh, well, someone must wanna 17 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,578 'cause it was under heavy guard. 18 00:00:59,579 --> 00:01:03,063 And, we needed a new ottoman. 19 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,230 We'll get used to it. 20 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,006 The news must be all over this. 21 00:01:06,007 --> 00:01:09,035 Let's see what they're sayin' about us on Villainy.evil. 22 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,604 Wait... What? 23 00:01:10,605 --> 00:01:13,417 KGBeast's getting nominated for the Legion of Doom? 24 00:01:13,418 --> 00:01:14,933 I'm way better than him. 25 00:01:14,934 --> 00:01:17,176 People must be freaking out in the comments. 26 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,679 "This was long overdue. Yay". 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,947 "Worked with him on three assassinations. 28 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,250 So professional. 29 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,983 Couldn't have happened to a better guy". 30 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,352 Screw you, better guy. 31 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,187 What the hell does it take to get nominated? 32 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:30,056 Ooh, look, here's one about you, 33 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:32,426 "Why's no one talking about Harley Quinn? 34 00:01:32,427 --> 00:01:35,194 I'd like to nominate her to sit on my face". 35 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,163 Okay, well, that... Mm. 36 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:39,631 Should have read it through. 37 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:41,935 [SCREAMS] 38 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,369 [GRUNTS] 39 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,639 Um, do you wanna just, like, use your words? 40 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,795 I've been busting my ass 41 00:01:47,796 --> 00:01:49,813 to get noticed by the Legion for the last two months. 42 00:01:49,814 --> 00:01:51,244 I've done everything there is to do. 43 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,578 You mean we've done? 44 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,214 Yeah, I was using the royal "I". 45 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,182 Sorry for the rant. I'm, I'm, I'm fine now. 46 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,083 - [GROWLS, GRUNTS] - [OTHERS GASP AND GRUNT] 47 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,920 Okay, now I'm fine. 48 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:05,057 Hey, so, I can't help but notice you're being extra Harley today. 49 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,759 And I just, honestly, 50 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,136 I don't understand your obsession with the Legion of Doom. 51 00:02:09,137 --> 00:02:11,798 I mean, those guys are genuinely pieces of shit. 52 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,483 Uh, yeah. Obviously. 53 00:02:13,484 --> 00:02:14,779 But those pieces of shit 54 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,904 are the only people Joker ever treated as equals. 55 00:02:16,905 --> 00:02:19,371 I'll never match up to him unless I'm in the Legion, too. 56 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,140 Okay, so, what you're saying is 57 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,543 you're not over your ex, and you wanna throw 58 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,202 - your success in his face. - Exactly. 59 00:02:25,203 --> 00:02:27,680 Honestly, that might be the most relatable thing you've ever said. 60 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,549 All right, people, listen, I want ideas. 61 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,889 Somethin' that's gonna get us on the Legion of Doom's radar. 62 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,518 I could call my old pal Hank Kissinger. 63 00:02:34,519 --> 00:02:37,140 I'm sure he has a few war crimes he never pulled off. 64 00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:38,618 I know we're criminals, 65 00:02:38,619 --> 00:02:40,570 but are we really war criminals? 66 00:02:40,571 --> 00:02:42,332 No one thinks they're a war criminal, 67 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,197 then you find yourself aiding a separatist movement 68 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,999 to overthrow a democratically elected leader 69 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,200 and boom, you're a war criminal. 70 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,097 Maybe we could steal some new computers 71 00:02:50,098 --> 00:02:52,271 'cause that one you smashed was mine. 72 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,539 That's it. WayneTech. 73 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,841 You wanna legally purchase computers? 74 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,075 I wasn't thinkin' legal, 75 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,212 and I wasn't thinking computers. 76 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,747 We're gonna rob Bruce Wayne. 77 00:03:02,748 --> 00:03:06,049 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 78 00:03:09,691 --> 00:03:12,057 All right, this is what we're going after. 79 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,360 - [GASPS] It's beautiful. - _ 80 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,961 And on the 26th floor. 81 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,563 Cool. How we gonna get it down? 82 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,299 We'll Fast and Furious 7 it. 83 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,301 Guys, that's the one where they shoot a car 84 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,844 from one skyscraper into another skyscraper. 85 00:03:24,845 --> 00:03:27,139 But, you know, ultimately, they're just all about family. 86 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,310 Clayface, activate "Operation Douche". 87 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,075 Uh, sir, please, have you seen my daughter? 88 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:35,071 I mean well, technically, I'm not her father. 89 00:03:35,072 --> 00:03:39,251 I mean, you see, the Lord hath cursed me with empathy, it's... 90 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,054 for my wife strayed. 91 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,893 It's an emotionally complex tale, 92 00:03:42,894 --> 00:03:45,758 that, if you have two hours to spare, 93 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,461 I can burden you with my tale of woe. 94 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,364 Harley, thank you for letting me use my brains, for once. 95 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,865 Most people don't let me be who I am. 96 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,301 [GROWLS] 97 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,916 Ooh, okay, I see what we're workin' with here. 98 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,704 I can hack the first three doors, 99 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,492 but the retinal scanner at the entrance to the room is on you. 100 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,144 - [HUMMING] - 24, 101 00:04:04,145 --> 00:04:05,178 25, 102 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,812 26. 103 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,881 [GASPS] Here we go. 104 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,349 [DR. PSYCHO SCREAMS] 105 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,717 Oh, shit. 106 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,501 Now why was she put down so gently? 107 00:04:14,502 --> 00:04:16,626 Um, because she's not a misogynist troll 108 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:19,627 - that should be living in a well? - Psycho, focus. 109 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:25,231 [GRUNTING] 110 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,581 [GROANS] 111 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,741 [HARLEY GASPS IN AWE] 112 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,060 It's even more beautiful in person. 113 00:04:37,061 --> 00:04:39,365 Listen, could you do your dumb twisty twirls and get the bike, 114 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,446 so we can get the hell out of here? 115 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:48,722 Hello, what the hell are you doing? 116 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:51,551 Stealing whatever's in here, it's "even more restricted". 117 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:53,082 Oh, perfect. 118 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,738 "Even more restricted". 119 00:04:54,739 --> 00:04:56,091 You're the psycho. 120 00:04:56,092 --> 00:04:59,369 [CLAYFACE] Mind you, that wasn't the first time I was cuckolded... 121 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,766 [EXPLOSION] 122 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:04,136 I called an audible. Let's get the hell out of here. 123 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,387 [ALARM BLARES] 124 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:13,778 [GRUNTS] 125 00:05:13,779 --> 00:05:15,814 [SCREAMS] 126 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:16,816 My arm. 127 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,016 It's too late. We got to go. 128 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:19,018 But my arm. 129 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,587 You just called an audible. 130 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,987 Can't we call another one and get my limb? 131 00:05:22,988 --> 00:05:24,590 Can't you just grow a new one? 132 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,325 And where the fuck is Psycho? 133 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,294 [CACKLING] 134 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,595 Is that the... 135 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:33,131 - I am a golden god. - [BIKE REVVING] 136 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,200 Ah. Damn it. 137 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,604 [SCREAMS] 138 00:05:35,605 --> 00:05:38,450 Fuckin' hell. 139 00:05:38,451 --> 00:05:39,540 [GRUNTS] 140 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:41,907 Oh, you little bitch. 141 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,676 Oh, don't you... 142 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,246 [SCREAMS] 143 00:05:46,247 --> 00:05:47,547 [TIRES SCREECHING] 144 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,716 [POLICE SIRENS BLARING] 145 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,118 Jim, what's wrong? 146 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,921 [GROANS] Ah... It's Barb. 147 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:56,026 You know, she's sleeping with someone else. 148 00:05:56,027 --> 00:05:57,668 And the worst part, I can't blame her. 149 00:05:57,669 --> 00:05:59,266 I mean, a woman can only go so long 150 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,361 watching the dead eyes of her lover thrust atop her, 151 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:03,229 before she looks for something new. 152 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,931 So, you didn't call me about the break-in at Wayne Enterprises? 153 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,167 What? No. 154 00:06:07,168 --> 00:06:09,301 Oh, this is about the break-down of my marriage. 155 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,304 The signal is for emergencies. 156 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:12,972 - Well... - Emergencies. 157 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,299 You've abused it. 158 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,392 Look, my personal life is a mess right now, 159 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:18,844 and I thought I could talk about that with my friend. 160 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,118 We're co-workers. 161 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:22,749 Harley stole some highly sensitive tech from Wayne Enterprises. 162 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,051 In her hands, it could be catastrophic. 163 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,587 Oh, well, then, I'm on it, co-worker. 164 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,256 Here, evidence from the crime scene. 165 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,991 - Yeah, what's that? - Ask it yourself. 166 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,092 You used to be such a damn good cop. 167 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,828 I damn still am. 168 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,350 Prove it. 169 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,703 [THE ARM WHIMPERING] 170 00:06:41,704 --> 00:06:45,405 [GASPS] 171 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:46,910 Oh, that was awesome. 172 00:06:46,911 --> 00:06:48,571 Everyone kicked major ass. 173 00:06:48,572 --> 00:06:51,712 I mean, Psycho, when you froze that security guard, mwah! 174 00:06:51,713 --> 00:06:55,280 Ah-uh. Don't you dare Italian chef finger kiss 175 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,116 any part of that disaster. 176 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,719 You screwed up the plan. 177 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,686 I'm ready for the heist, 178 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:04,924 and it's-a gonna be-a delicious. 179 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,458 [LAUGHS] Hm. 180 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:10,530 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 181 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:14,434 [GRUNTS] Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, oye. 182 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,503 [GROANING] Aye. 183 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:18,739 [KISSES] 184 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,794 Shit. I missed the heist, didn't I? 185 00:07:20,795 --> 00:07:22,208 If you could call it that. 186 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,010 Clayface lost his arm. 187 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,811 No, no, it's fine. 188 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:29,083 I'll just play one-armed characters for the rest of my career. 189 00:07:29,084 --> 00:07:32,217 Perhaps they'll make a sequel to 127 Hours. 190 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,619 There has been light buzz. 191 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,510 You guys are thinkin' small-time, all right? 192 00:07:35,511 --> 00:07:37,590 This is a way bigger score than that bike. 193 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,725 This, this thing is a... 194 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:42,849 a highly classified technological device 195 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:45,714 that's gonna blow the minds of the Legion of Doom. 196 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,333 You have no idea what that does, do you? 197 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,334 Yes, I do. 198 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,568 Something... 199 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,327 Something button related? 200 00:07:51,328 --> 00:07:53,439 Look, either way, it is obviously important. 201 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,775 I bet you this heist's all over the news. 202 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,029 I mean, look, this is what I'm talkin' about. 203 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,904 We even got reviewed by The Cowled Critic. 204 00:07:59,905 --> 00:08:02,534 I mean, he's like the only reviewer the Legion of Doom reads. 205 00:08:02,535 --> 00:08:04,051 [LAUGH] 206 00:08:04,052 --> 00:08:07,470 All right, I learned something today, Cowlheads, 207 00:08:07,471 --> 00:08:09,498 and that is Harley Quinn 208 00:08:09,499 --> 00:08:12,424 and her crew aren't worthy of Legionnaires' disease, 209 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,061 let alone the Legion of Doom. 210 00:08:14,062 --> 00:08:16,229 - Wait, what? - But what should I have expected 211 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:20,400 when the crew has the universally hated Dr. Psycho, 212 00:08:20,401 --> 00:08:23,236 - and his hussy new girlfriend, Poison Ivy. - [WOMAN MOANS] 213 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:24,928 Oh, fuck off. 214 00:08:24,929 --> 00:08:26,640 That is completely out of context. 215 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:28,441 I knew I should've let you fall to your death. 216 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,910 And the piece de resistance? 217 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,046 Harley Quinn is so inept, 218 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:35,519 she left behind a member of her own team 219 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,085 who is now in the hands of the Gotham Police. 220 00:08:38,086 --> 00:08:39,619 What the hell's he talkin' about? 221 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,253 We all made it back in one piece. 222 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,556 Not exactly. 223 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:46,191 Tell me where Harley Quinn is. 224 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,927 [WHIMPERING] 225 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,463 I just wanna get back to my dad. 226 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:52,181 All right. Okay, okay. 227 00:08:52,182 --> 00:08:53,633 Well, okay. 228 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,734 How about if you tell me about him? 229 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,905 I can't, 'cause I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 230 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,773 Oh, but I'm not a stranger. 231 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,709 No, my name is Jim. 232 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:05,778 I'm a hardworking detective with a beautiful wife 233 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,181 who won't touch me even though I treat her like a queen 234 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:09,282 and do everything for her. 235 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:10,283 - Everything! - [WHIMPERS] 236 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,400 But that's not your problem. 237 00:09:12,401 --> 00:09:15,047 Well, she doesn't sound like a friend to me. 238 00:09:15,048 --> 00:09:17,322 That's exactly what I've been saying to anyone who would listen to me. 239 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,758 Which is no one. 240 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,330 But that's not what we're here to talk about. 241 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:24,531 But maybe it should be, Jim. 242 00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:26,666 My God, you're right... 243 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,268 So, it knows everything you know? 244 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,836 Yes, we've been over this. 245 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,205 My arm is a piece of me. 246 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,874 But it wouldn't give away our location, 247 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:36,221 turn us in, testify against us, would it? 248 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:37,959 Who knows? It's like a kid. 249 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,279 It'll do anything for approval. 250 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,114 Huh, wonder where it got that from. 251 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,388 Ugh, if he squeals, the Cowled Critic will have a field day, 252 00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:45,118 and the Legion of Doom will never take me. 253 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:48,193 But, mostly, we'll all be in prison for the rest of our lives. 254 00:09:48,194 --> 00:09:49,345 Oh, yeah, that, that too. 255 00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:52,492 And I'll never get my lost, little right hand man back. 256 00:09:52,493 --> 00:09:54,061 Yeah, that, that, that too, too. 257 00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:55,839 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what, 258 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,674 I think I speak for everyone when I say 259 00:09:57,675 --> 00:09:59,865 that this is completely fucking stupid. 260 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,358 Can you please fire me now, so I can get some unemployment? 261 00:10:02,359 --> 00:10:03,702 Okay. No one's going anywhere. 262 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,439 'Cause we're gonna rescue your arm. 263 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,209 We are gonna break into the Gotham City Police Department. 264 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:13,046 If we pull it off, the Legion'll call us in no time. 265 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,781 Oh, and Clayface will have two arms. 266 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,221 Look, I'd love to come along, and support you but... 267 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,614 But ya wanna find the critic that said 268 00:10:18,615 --> 00:10:20,681 you're the biggest fuck up on my crew and tear him a new asshole, 269 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:22,736 - I get it, I get it. - I will not be slandered. 270 00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:25,325 I'll help. I'll help you smack him around a little bit. 271 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:26,827 What? For you. Obviously. 272 00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:28,462 I mean, I can't let this anonymous asshole 273 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:29,852 talk shit about my best friend, right? 274 00:10:29,853 --> 00:10:31,867 Aw, Ive, you'd hurt him for me? 275 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:33,899 Yes. Absolutely. 276 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,436 And because he claimed I'm fucking Psycho. 277 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:37,771 But mostly for you, babe. 278 00:10:37,772 --> 00:10:38,904 But also for me. 279 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,340 But for you. For us. 280 00:10:40,341 --> 00:10:41,943 It's fine. Let's go. 281 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:48,496 I can't believe that bad old Batman took away your special signal. 282 00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:50,517 After all the cases I've helped him solve. 283 00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:52,018 I'm the one that does the grunt work. 284 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,987 All I ask is that occasionally 285 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:56,856 when my wife is emotionally distant during sex, he listens. 286 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,090 Not to the sex, 287 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,459 But, to me, talking about the... 288 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:00,793 Yeah. 289 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,095 Jim, you sound like a really good cop. 290 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,155 [GASPS] 291 00:11:04,156 --> 00:11:05,917 You know, it's just been so long since 292 00:11:05,918 --> 00:11:09,067 I've heard someone else say that, I was... 293 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,037 I was just starting to wonder if it was really true. 294 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,940 It's true to me... friend. 295 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,390 [CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING] 296 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:50,944 [THUDS AND GRUNTS] 297 00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:53,345 [MUFFLED CRIES] 298 00:11:56,083 --> 00:12:00,296 A one armed officer... The stories my mind is weaving. 299 00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:02,989 Ooh. How could he lose it? A shootout? Maybe. 300 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:06,625 An explosion? Perhaps! I know, diabetes! 301 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,994 So, when they arrest me, I go full shark 302 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,763 and start a riot to cause a distraction? 303 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,230 [HARLEY] Yep! Easy as one, two... 304 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,600 Shark! 305 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,436 [GRUNTING] 306 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,273 [TIRES SCREECHING] 307 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,942 [CAMERA CLICKS] 308 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,362 Okay, okay. Plan B. Clayface, you gotta distract 'em. 309 00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:29,349 Brilliant! Hm, what do cops love? 310 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:32,119 It is I again, your fellow officer. 311 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,122 Hello, chums. I come baring horrible news! 312 00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:37,981 Joker has kidnapped Bruce Springsteen. 313 00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:40,325 Some rat fuck stole The Boss! 314 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,460 Don't worry, The Boss. 315 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,729 We're coming for you, Boss! 316 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,465 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - [SIRENS BLARING] 317 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,578 [WOMAN ON PHONE] Hello? My husband's been murdered 318 00:12:47,579 --> 00:12:50,065 and the killer's still in the ho... 319 00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:53,651 _ 320 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:57,670 Come on. Just tell me where Harley's lair is. 321 00:12:57,671 --> 00:13:00,779 I'm your friend, not them. You said it yourself. 322 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,547 You mean that? 323 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,984 You're not just pretending? 324 00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:05,284 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. 325 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,854 I was, but then you listened to me 326 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,056 graphically explain the problematic intercourse 327 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,960 I'm having with my wife and... 328 00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:15,428 Well, gosh darn it, you didn't judge me. 329 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:18,764 Well, Jim, you can't judge what you don't understand. 330 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,099 God, you're so wise. 331 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,101 Aw, thanks, friend. 332 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,271 You know what? I'm gonna tell you where the lair is. 333 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,273 The lair is on... 334 00:13:26,274 --> 00:13:28,256 - Don't tell him anything! - My child! 335 00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:30,542 Give us The Arm, Gordon. Now! 336 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,619 Oh, Jim, don't let 'em take me. 337 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:36,316 You need me, right? 'Cause I'm... I'm epidence? 338 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,451 Ho-ho-hold on there, crazy guy. 339 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:41,455 You're a lot more than just "epidence". 340 00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:43,456 And I'm not going to let these animals touch you. 341 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:46,259 If you've got ears, stick your fingers in 'em right now 342 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,994 because I'm about to work blue. 343 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,897 I'm gonna fuck you to death with bullets! 344 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:54,048 [CLAYFACE SCREAMING] 345 00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:59,686 So, you found The Cowled Critic's house because you... 346 00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:03,143 Heard it through the grapevine. Yeah, it is a real thing. 347 00:14:03,144 --> 00:14:07,580 [DR. PSYCHO] Oh, shit. It's you. Of course, it's you! 348 00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,249 - Who's she? - My ex-wife. 349 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,451 Why are you at my boyfriend's house? 350 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,454 Quick side bar. How did this work... sexually? 351 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:16,686 Not great! 352 00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:19,024 Oh, I should have called this! 353 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,336 I know you're The Cowled Critic! 354 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:22,896 You gave that review sayin' 355 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,619 me and chick weed here are a couple. 356 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:28,100 You think I care about you and your jolly green whore? 357 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,369 Okay. I'm standing right here. 358 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,571 I don't have time to give some review. 359 00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:34,541 I'm too busy getting cunnilingus from my new boyfriend, 360 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:37,476 - Brad, who's amazing at it. - [DR. PSYCHO] Oh, come on. 361 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,079 Only weak men do that. 362 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,513 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Oh, fuckin' hell! 363 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,198 Call me. In other news, 364 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,484 if you didn't write the review, who did? 365 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,485 Father. 366 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,720 Herman? 367 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,223 [GUN CLICKS] 368 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,057 Just give us The Arm, Gordon. 369 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,759 You'll have to kill me first! 370 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,021 He's my friend. My only friend! 371 00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:57,988 - What about Batman? - He's no friend. 372 00:14:57,989 --> 00:15:00,399 Now that Batman's abandoned me, this hand is all I have. 373 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:05,483 So, you'll have to pry this hand out of my cold dead... hand. 374 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:08,074 Why can't you just leave us alone? 375 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,142 What he said! 376 00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:10,409 Okay. He's sidin' with Gordon. 377 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,244 He's gonna snitch and ruin everything, 378 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,735 and I will never get into the Legion. 379 00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:16,453 - And I'd like to have two arms. - Oh. 380 00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:17,649 Yeah, that too. 381 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,051 All right. Two options, Gordy. 382 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,854 Give us The Arm and we leave, 383 00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:22,288 or I press this button 384 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:25,509 and blow this whole fuckin' place sky-high. 385 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,419 Harley, this wasn't the plan. We have no idea what that button does. 386 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:31,464 I gotta do something crazy and in the chaos we'll grab The Arm. 387 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,094 Okay. You winked. Is that a wink? 388 00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:34,683 That... "No, I'm not going to press the button?" 389 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,369 Is that a wink? "I am going to press the button?" 390 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,571 - What's the plan? What? - Exactly. 391 00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:40,330 You've got three seconds to put that button down 392 00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:42,841 or I'll pull this trigger. So help me God. 393 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,412 Three... two... one. 394 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,913 [GUNSHOT] 395 00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:54,884 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 396 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,425 Ah... 397 00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:00,351 Uh, well, I wasn't expecting that. 398 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,099 What the hell? [SCREAMING] 399 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,436 - [THUDS] - [HARLEY GRUNTING] 400 00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:10,836 [GROANS] 401 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,172 [SCREAMING] 402 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,176 [BATMAN] So, Quinn, you pressed the button. 403 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,510 Yeah, I don't think you got all the kinks worked out. 404 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,879 It's in beta. 405 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,148 Wow! I always wondered what the Batcave looked like. 406 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,112 So this must be where you fuck the bats. 407 00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:26,819 - Hmm. - [HARLEY] Are you gonna help me or what? 408 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,153 You've seen the Batcave. 409 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,723 Give me one reason why I shouldn't let you drop. 410 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,459 Um... Uh... 411 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,976 Hey, Bats, yeah, I'm here on a mercy mission, okay? 412 00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,891 Gordon's on the roof of the police department. 413 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,398 He's lost his mind. 414 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,849 I mean, I think he's suicidal. He... He said you abandoned him. 415 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,347 I don't know what he wants from me. 416 00:16:43,348 --> 00:16:45,971 We're co-workers. 417 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,773 My screensaver just kicked in, didn't it? 418 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,823 Yeah. It sure did. 419 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:51,076 I mean, he said you put your work before your friendship. 420 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:55,047 That's real... Selfish. 421 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,017 You know, Bats, now that I think about it, 422 00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,517 you and I ain't that different. 423 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,686 We're completely different. 424 00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,993 We're both bad asses who look good in spandex. 425 00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:05,057 This polymer body armor is made from indestructible micro-fiber. 426 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,526 Yeah, no, it looks like spandex. 427 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,062 [SCREAMING] 428 00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:10,162 [CRASHES] 429 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,066 [HARLEY GROANS] 430 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:15,101 My friend just lost his arm 431 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,504 and, instead of helpin' him get it back, 432 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:20,874 I did what would help me get into the Legion of Doom. 433 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,476 I let him down. 434 00:17:22,477 --> 00:17:25,912 Just like you let Gordon down. 435 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,980 Not good at... emotion. 436 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,082 Or... 437 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,374 [IN BATMAN'S VOICE] Vocabulary. 438 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,285 But hey, you got a chance to repair it, okay? 439 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,699 We need to get Gordon before he does somethin' crazy. 440 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,089 Your friend needs you now. 441 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,159 Hmm. 442 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,027 Herman, my sweet Herman. 443 00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:43,715 Listen, I understand your monster mom 444 00:17:43,716 --> 00:17:47,553 saying those things about me, but my brood, my own kin? 445 00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:50,537 You made my entire life a living hell. 446 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:53,306 You locked me in the basement for days... 447 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:56,657 - Mm-hmm. - ... killed anyone who seemed to like me... 448 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,660 - That's true. - ... never bought me a WayneStation4... 449 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,281 - All right. - Fuck! You named me Herman! 450 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,250 You're the worst father ever! 451 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,420 Okay. Can we just take a step back? 452 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:09,655 I made your life a living hell... 453 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,225 - because I care about you. - What? 454 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:15,362 Supervillains don't come from happy homes. 455 00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:18,932 and I saw so much evil potential in you. 456 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:22,169 If I didn't think you could become the worst person in the world, 457 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:25,004 I wouldn't have tried so hard to make your life awful. 458 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:26,272 I... 459 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,008 I only ever wanted to impress you, 460 00:18:28,009 --> 00:18:31,111 but I never thought I was evil enough. 461 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:33,716 Uh-uh-uh. Nuh-uh. No. Don't cry. Don't cry. 462 00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:36,283 You're gonna make me cry because I thought I failed as a father, 463 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:39,152 and you ended up happy, and heroic. 464 00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,386 But look at you. 465 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,222 You're more evil than I could've dreamed. 466 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:47,460 I couldn't be more proud of you, my terrible son. 467 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,910 I hate you, Dad. [SNIFFLING] I hate you so much. 468 00:18:50,911 --> 00:18:52,864 I hate you too, son. 469 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,866 This is so fucked up, 470 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,902 but weirdly really moving. 471 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,270 [HERMAN SOBBING] 472 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,872 All right, I'm going to let you guys go. 473 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,741 I'm going to go find Brad. 474 00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:04,777 If you want to stay with Gordon, I understand. [SNIFFLING] 475 00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,314 [IN SHAKY VOICE] I only want you to be safe and... 476 00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:08,381 [SNIFFLING] 477 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:12,685 Safe and happy. 478 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:15,255 - Holy shit! Can we do that again? - No. 479 00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,456 Oh, so you came back. 480 00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:18,325 Well, I've got a new friend now 481 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:20,176 - so there's nothing you can say... - I'm sorry, Jim. 482 00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:21,393 I'm sorry, too. 483 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,013 I knew you'd realize our friendship means 484 00:19:23,014 --> 00:19:25,098 more than just our day-to-day crime fighting. 485 00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:26,949 And that we can lean on each other 486 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:30,002 for our most intimate emotional needs. 487 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,150 Sure. 488 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,642 A damn good bat signal. 489 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,710 - [GORDON] Well... - For a damn good cop. 490 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:38,897 Aw... 491 00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:42,854 [THE ARM SNIFFLING AND WHINING] 492 00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:46,318 Thank you for everything, The Arm. 493 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,287 But I've got my real friend back now, 494 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,789 so you can go on. 495 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,790 Go get reabsorbed back into your daddy. 496 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,461 [WHINING] 497 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,796 Aw, don't do that. 498 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:57,887 [SNIFFLING] 499 00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,400 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 500 00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:00,700 [SNIFFLES] 501 00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:03,706 Oh, Jim. I'll never forget yo... 502 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:06,515 [EXCLAIMS] Well done! 503 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,596 All right, Quinn. Time for me to take you to Arkham. 504 00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:10,376 Wait, what? I just repaired 505 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,114 your most important adult relationship. 506 00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:14,514 [HARLEY GRUNTS] 507 00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:17,815 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 508 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,488 - [COP 1] Everybody hands up! - [COP 2] Hands in the air. 509 00:20:21,489 --> 00:20:24,757 - [COP 1] You're under arrest! - Not so fast, gentlemen. 510 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:25,991 Dance, coppers! 511 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,094 [COPS EXCLAIMING] 512 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:32,735 Let's go. Let's get outta here. 513 00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,601 [SIGHS] 514 00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:38,439 [DR. PSYCHO] What a pussy! 515 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,807 ... and so it is with a humble heart, 516 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:45,879 that I come to, Cowlheads, retracting my previous review. 517 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,931 Harley Quinn and her crew have more than proven themselves. 518 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:52,576 Look, look, obviously I want to get into the Legion of Doom super bad. 519 00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:54,002 It's incredibly important to me, 520 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,288 but not more important than you guys. 521 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,124 Check this out, everybody! 522 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,694 And I want to give a special shout out to Dr. Psycho, 523 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,096 who I slandered in my last review. 524 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,699 Feeling really bad about that. 525 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:09,670 Using his amazing brain powers, he made Batman vanish. 526 00:21:09,671 --> 00:21:11,838 His super cool son must be so proud. 527 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,906 - Uh... That's not what... - Let him have this. 528 00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,843 Also want to apologize for saying 529 00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:18,478 Poison Ivy and Dr. Psycho are a couple. 530 00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:19,546 That one's on me. 531 00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,181 - Ah, thank God. - Finally. 532 00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:24,432 Harley Quinn and her crew are worthy of being nominated 533 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:27,287 for this year's class of the Legion of Doom. 534 00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:30,364 if she could only just stop leaving crew members behind. 535 00:21:30,365 --> 00:21:31,790 We didn't leave anybody... 536 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,125 Oh, shit! 537 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,460 [SLURPING] Mm. 538 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,863 [SMACKS LIPS] Mm. 539 00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,531 [GIGGLES] 540 00:21:38,532 --> 00:21:41,500 Darrell, if you ever bring me inferior toilet wine again, 541 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,470 I'll be forced to shank you in the showers 542 00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:45,604 and you know I don't want to do that. 543 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,342 I like being "cool boss". 544 00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:51,010 [EXPLOSION] 545 00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:54,346 Hey, King. I am so sorry for leavin' ya here for so long. 546 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,716 - Oh, no problem. - [DISTANT SIRENS] 547 00:21:55,717 --> 00:21:57,550 It allowed me to experience firsthand 548 00:21:57,551 --> 00:21:59,952 the failings of the prison industrial complex. 549 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,419 - [PRISONER 1] Yeah! Fresh fish! - [PRISONER 2] Here fishy, 550 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:03,556 fishy, fishy, fishy. 551 00:22:03,557 --> 00:22:05,092 [LAUGHING AND KISSING] 552 00:22:05,093 --> 00:22:07,917 Now, fellas, look, I know it's just in fun, but... 553 00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:10,911 [YELLING] What the fuck did I tell you about that word? 554 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,199 - Oh, yeah. Sorry, King. - Ooh. Sorry about that. 555 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,235 Oh. They're learning. 556 00:22:15,236 --> 00:22:17,070 Baby steps, right, Harley? 557 00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:19,906 [YELLING] I will kill each and every one of you 558 00:22:19,907 --> 00:22:23,509 with my bare hands if I have to! 559 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:28,533 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 560 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:31,034 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 41575

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