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Triples with a single card.

Bomb!

I'm home.

Hello, Yuan Song. Sorry for intruding.

Big Head here suggested to surprise you.

Right, we couldn't do anything about it.

What is wrong with the two of you?

You guys continue. I'm going to change my clothes.

You're finally home.

I was taking out the trash and ran into them outside.

Why did you say that you were a maid?

I didn't say that,

but look at how I am dressed.

They just assumed that I was one.

I couldn't tell them that I was your girlfriend.

It was so awkward.

It will be awkward when they find out later,

especially when you have told them that you're the maid.

Then...

I am old. I can't think straight!

I can't process that much at a time.

Still, you shouldn't have said that.

-What should I do? -Yuan Song!

Are you done?

All right.

Let's settle the current issue first.

Get out there.

What about you?

What can I do?

I'm the maid,

so I should continue cleaning.

Go entertain your classmates.

Just go!

Why didn't you tell me that you were coming?

We wanted to give you a surprise

and try our luck in meeting your girlfriend.

Didn't Professor He meet her yesterday?

But all we saw was the maid when we came.

When did you see Professor He?

Last night,

Cai Minmin slept at his place.

How did that happen?

It's a sad story.

I don't want to remember it.

Anyway, just take it literally.

He just took me in for a night.

Right!

The noodles his mom made were super delicious!

I wanted to have breakfast as well, but he ruthlessly threw me out.

He really is a nice guy.

I wouldn't say that he's a nice guy.

More like he has an innocent side.

Maybe he really likes me.

Is the maid doing her job properly?

There is no way. Professor He prefers mature women.

It doesn't matter.

Men love both gorgeous ladies and sweet girls.

Right.

Something really funny happened as well.

When I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom,

Professor He's sister rushed in!

She wanted to borrow a razor to shave her legs.

He was so shocked!

Ma'am, can you get us more tea?

Thank you.

You're not here to serve tea.

Leave when you're done.

Okay.

You guys have fun.

The maid is so weird.

She was sneaking around like a thief.

It was so weird.

Hey, Yuan Song!

Why don't we play three-card poker?

You can start without me. I forgot to pay her.

-What? -What?

Why did you come out?

Your class--

Why are you looking at me like that?

Do you want to bite me?

I have changed my mind.

I will quit the internship.

I want to announce our relationship.

Are you crazy?

If you want to pull such a crazy stunt, leave me out of it.

It's crazier to keep this a secret.

You're not even married, so why should you feel guilty?

Today is not the right time for this.

You're right.

But why did I hide you yesterday?

So what if Professor He finds out?

If he wants to beat me up, let him.

I like you. It's not something to be ashamed of.

Does it have to be like this?

Is there no room for negotiation?

No room for negotiation.

All right, I understand.

Do whatever you wish.

Let go of me first.

Men and women

are from two different nations

and there is no interpreter.

We don't understand each other at all.

My wife and I are having a cold war.

She treats me like air and refuses to cook for me.

I can only take my daughter out for her favorite fried chicken.

An eight-year-old kid having fried chicken every day...

Can you imagine how happy she is?

She said that I'm the best dad in the world.

If I divorced her mom, she would surely want to stay with me.

My wife also said that if I don't admit my mistake,

she will go back to her parents' place and leave our daughter to me.

She is so unreasonable!

Can't I discipline my son?

She spoiled him too much.

That's why he never listens to us now.

If we ask too much, he gets annoyed.

If we ignore him, he will live like a beggar.

Can't he just behave and listen to me?

Just like your Minmin.

She is such a lovely kid.

Stop.

Minmin is a dawdler.

Her family is rich, so she should just be a dawdler.

Her only hobby is spending money.

Your family must have done great deeds.

Anyway,

Minmin is my daughter's role model.

When my daughter turns 18, I'll leave her to Minmin.

Let Minmin teach her how to spend money.

I'm just afraid...

I'm just afraid that she would go astray like her brother.

Whoever tries to be your son truly deserves pity.

Have you tried it?

Are you trying to take advantage of me?

If you were to be my dad,

my sister would cry with you every day.

You're someone who buys companies easily,

so don't complain in front of the poor like us.

Or else, I can't help but to gloat and laugh.

Laugh?

Can you still laugh?

Are you and the woman you like together?

She asked me out to play badminton on Saturday.

What does it mean?

It means she likes sports.

We saved 120 yuan by using those 6 vouchers.

Chang Huan, you're really frugal!

He has always been a cheapskate.

Am I a cheapskate?

Didn't I just treat pigs to a barbecue?

Did you hear that? He called you a pig.

My zodiac animal is a pig after all.

But you ate too little just now.

I kept eating everything by myself.

I'll be playing badminton later, so I can't eat too much.

Will you be playing badminton with a blind date?

That's quite interesting.

Why aren't there any cabs here?

Chang Huan.

Since we're free in the evening,

why don't we play badminton as well?

It will help with digestion.

She's going on a blind date.

Do we really want to be there?

We'll just stay on the side and pretend that we're strangers.

We can evaluate the guy for her too.

Cong Xiao, we won't disturb you.

You don't mind, right?

Of course I do.

-Qingqing. -Yes?

You like to play video games, right?

There is an Internet café right ahead.

Their computers are good.

Just us two?

Well, both of us can form a team.

Sure, but I have never played on a computer before,

-so you'll have to teach me. -Okay.

It's very easy to master.

All right.

My cab is here, so I'm leaving first.

-Bye. -Bye.

Good luck!

Let's go to the Internet café.

Come on!

Hey.

Fanxing!

-You're here. -Yes.

-Did you bring your sportswear? -Yes.

Do I have the smell of barbecue on me?

Only a bit.

Thank goodness I brought perfume.

Where's the changing room?

Over there.

-I'll go get changed. -Okay.

-Hey. -Hey.

Didn't we agree on 3:30 p.m.?

It's just 3:00 p.m.

I don't like having people waiting for me,

so I'm usually early.

I guess you're also the same.

Your outfit...

The men's design looked good, so I decided to buy one too.

What's wrong?

Nothing, it looks nice.

-I'll go rent a racket. -Wait. I already did that.

They're over there.

You rented three rackets?

Yes, I ran into my colleague when I arrived.

She was alone.

So I thought we could play together.

Did she come here alone to play badminton?

Yes.

Why not?

Do you feel hot?

Why are you so flushed?

It is a bit hot.

I was warming up.

Fanxing.

Come here.

Let me introduce you two.

This is my colleague, Cong Xiao.

This is my best friend, Ye Luming.

He's the boss of Minglu, the ad agency that's working with us.

Hello, Ms. Cong.

Hello, Mr. Ye. Just call me Cong Xiao.

Fanxing told me you came alone to play badminton.

Yes, I'm not good at it.

So I usually hire a coach.

Is that so?

Why would she be alone? She hires a coach.

He Fanxing, you are really bad at this.

You're back so soon.

-Yes. -Did you get the chives?

What?

Right...

I was out to buy some chives.

I only remembered that it was a vegetable,

so I bought some Chinese cabbage.

If you have forgotten, you could have given me a call.

I left my phone at home.

Could you have Alzheimer's?

Forget it.

Let's have Chinese cabbage dumplings then.

No, Fanxing loves the chives filling.

Just forget it.

She's playing badminton with Luming.

She might not come back for dinner.

She's playing badminton with Luming?

I was hoping that they would make some progress.

To my surprise, she actually asked him out to play badminton.

Badminton?

Why do you think I let her learn badminton in the first place?

I'm sorry. I'll go easy on you next time.

Don't go easy on me.

That was just a slipup.

Have you rested enough?

Sure.

Bring it on!

Thank you!

Thank you!

-Here you go. -Please hold on.

Got it.

Hey.

So your WeChat username is also Cong Xiao?

Yes, because many clients of mine are also on WeChat.

Is that so?

Hello?

What?

Can't it be tomorrow?

All right, I'll be right there.

All right.

What should I do?

I was supposed to eat with you,

but something came up.

Why don't you two go instead?

-We can do it another day. -No.

It will be my pleasure to dine with a beauty.

Let's go change then.

-Okay. -She doesn't need to change.

Just help me get my bag.

All right.

I'll go get ice cream.

Come here.

Be gentle! Wait!

Give me your phone.

Let me see your call log.

I'm sorry.

Well done.

You know that I like someone,

but you still set up a blind date without telling me.

This isn't a blind date!

This is just making a new friend.

Isn't it a blind date for her?

I'm so disappointed in you.

Hey.

You went to play badminton with Luming.

Why didn't you just have dinner with him?

We just didn't.

Hey.

Was it because you went too hard on him during the game?

Hey, you have to remember what your mom said.

"You have to go easy on others!

It's not a competition!

Give them a chance or you'll end up playing alone!"

-Mr. He. -Yes?

It's so rare for you to agree with me.

Really?

I lost.

I lost on purpose.

Wait.

You lost on purpose?

Yes.

Were you trying to please him?

Why would I do that?

I set him up with a friend.

You've met her.

She's my colleague, Cong Xiao.

You introduced Cong Xiao to him?

Yes.

Goodness, Cong Xiao is so pretty.

She can take her pick of men.

Don't forget that you're the one celebrating Singles' Day!

It is no longer called Singles' Day.

Isn't it called Shopping Day nowadays?

Don't interrupt me!

What I am trying to say is...

You don't even have a boyfriend,

yet you've become a matchmaker and for that colleague of all people.

As the old saying goes,

"After the wedding, the matchmaker is forgotten."

If they have a happy ending, it is to your credit.

If they don't,

they'll curse the matchmaker.

They'll curse you every day!

Just let them curse, I don't care.

Why are you so stupid?

Why can't you think carefully?

You set your colleague up!

Will it do you any good if she has a boyfriend?

If Luming has a girlfriend,

will he still care about you?

He will eventually have a girlfriend.

When he does and he puts the woman before our friendship,

I wouldn't want such a friend anymore.

You are out of your mind.

-Dad. -Yes?

What's wrong with Mom?

Don't mind her.

-Fanxing. -Yes?

How did everything go with Cong Xiao and Luming

after they met?

Don't remind me.

Cong Xiao asked me to set them up,

so of course, she was very excited.

But Luming didn't want to meet her at all.

So I suggested playing badminton to create an opportunity for them to meet.

But I offended him instead.

Well, did you apologize to him then?

Yes, I did.

But he was so hot-tempered that he just stormed out.

I don't even dare to text him right now.

He is not hot-tempered.

He has such a great personality.

No matter what I post on Moments,

he would always give me likes.

Unlike all of you who blocked me.

Mom, if you didn't share so many health articles,

I wouldn't have blocked you.

Did he really like your posts?

Yes.

Whenever he finds a good health article, he will send it to me.

We even made a group purchase for a foot spa tub.

A group purchase?

We each saved 50 yuan because we bought it together.

I knew he was a money-minded businessman,

but I never thought he would do that just for a foot tub.

It's called being frugal.

Cheapskate.

Come on, stop bickering.

I think this is enough since Canyang is not coming home for dinner.

Let's eat these first and make more later.

Where's Canyang?

That student of his, Yuan Song,

wanted to talk to him.

So they went to the barbecue restaurant beside the park.

But why did I hide you yesterday?

So what if Professor He finds out?

If he wants to beat me up, let him.

I like you. It's not something to be ashamed of.

Mom, I'm not eating, so you should eat with Dad.

I'm going out!

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Hey, the rolling pin!

Seventy!

-You lost! -Drink up!

-Pour it! -Here.

-Bottoms up! -Cheers!

Falling in love causes the release of dopamine.

Dopamine makes you feel happy,

so being in love gives you happiness.

-Okay. -All right.

But look at your sad face.

Just break up.

-You lost! -Drink up!

Would you break up when you're crazy about that person?

Of course not.

But usually, I would be the one they would go crazy over.

It's the other way around for you.

At first,

I thought you wanted to hide it.

You didn't want to go public.

Surprisingly, it was her who insisted on it.

This is very weird.

What's so weird about it?

Is your girlfriend two-timing either you or the other guy?

She's not.

Is she married?

You're a good catch.

There's no reason not to go public.

She's older than me.

Much older.

What's with the rolling pin?

What were you talking about?

Just something casual. It's not important.

Put that down and have a seat.

Why did you come outside looking like that?

Don't you put on makeup just to walk the dog?

I don't wear it to show others, I do it for myself.

I didn't say that.

Waitress, two more beers.

All right. Coming.

Hey.

Dad told me you went to play badminton

with your best friend this evening.

I was trying to set him up with a friend.

That explains why you are so upset.

I said we're just friends.

-Then what's with the makeup? -It's not for him!

Who is it for then? Who?

Come on, who is it for?

Here's your beer.

Gosh.

You should let your subordinate

pour the beer for you.

He's so thoughtful.

He Fanxing, do you see that?

Now that is a student of mine.

Yuan Song, I really like you.

Be my godson.

Are you making fun of me?

I was just kidding.

-You will regret it. -What?

Look at you two.

One looks so fierce, while the other looks so gloomy.

I was just trying to liven things up.

It is good timing that He Fanxing is here.

Even though she has never dated before,

she is still a woman.

She can give you some advice from a woman's perspective.

-No, thank you! -Sure!

-There's no need. -I don't mind.

There's no need.

Should I call an ambulance?

Uncle.

How is it going with you and Aunt?

Couldn't be better.

She cares so much about me

that she set me up with her colleague.

What are our ancestors doing?

We're not even qualified to be backups.

We burn joss paper for them

and return to the ancestral home to give offerings at year's end.

No alcohol for kids.

What do you mean by "we"?

What's wrong?

I went to his house today.

But I think he was in a bad mood.

He was so weird.

Something felt wrong.

Maybe he broke up with his girlfriend.

If that was the case,

then it would be great news.

It's not like that.

We wanted to pay him a surprise visit,

but we didn't see his girlfriend.

We only saw the...

What's wrong now, Cai Minmin?

It can't be!

No way!

I must be wrong!

It's impossible!

Calm down.

Can't you talk properly?

You're scaring me.

Uncle, can I ask you a question?

Ask away.

Let's say you go to a colleague's house who lives alone and has a lover.

He's not at home.

But a lady wearing a mask and apron who was doing chores

answers the door.

Who do you think that lady is?

If she looks old, then she is his mom.

If she looks young, then she is his girlfriend.

Now that I think about it,

she looked quite young

and had a nice figure.

Girlfriend it is!

Why can't she be the maid?

Didn't you say that the colleague wasn't home?

Who would leave a maid alone in the house to do the chores?

You're right.

Why didn't I think of that?

Why would he leave the maid alone in his house?

That was a clear giveaway!

So you and your classmates went to his place

and mistook his girlfriend for the maid?

That must be it.

No wonder.

He looked so weird when he came back.

The maid also behaved like a thief.

She left before finishing the chores.

He even went after her when she left,

saying that he forgot to pay her.

Everything was weird,

but it all adds up now!

Why am I so dumb?

She was actually quite young

and looked kind of pretty.

She had big eyes.

She's so hardworking and virtuous.

My dream guy must hate me.

I don't want him to hate me!

Why don't I just die?

Quiet.

I need to take this call.

Hello, Mrs. He.

So from a woman's perspective,

you wouldn't go public if your boyfriend was younger?

-Right. -What part is right?

Is there a problem with going public only after we're stable?

Of course not, or are you marrying her already?

We're very stable.

Going public is easier, so why would you rather suffer?

It's about the contract.

This is why a company signs contracts with clients.

Or else, one could go back on his words just like this. Right?

Being in a relationship is not like working.

A contract to a relationship is marriage and divorce is part of it.

Aren't there employees who finish probation early?

There are, but--

Right, there are.

Am I not good enough?

-You... -They are so funny.

Enough.

Yuan Song.

It's no use if He Fanxing thinks that you're good enough.

Why are you even arguing with her?

She's like this.

This is her habit as an administrator.

She doesn't know how to be flexible,

but a woman like her is rare.

Is your girlfriend a rigid person like her?

So my conclusion is that she doesn't love you that much.

Maybe you're right.

He Canyang!

Can you not jump to conclusions when you don't know her?

He Fanxing, don't you have common sense?

Isn't it obvious?

In the martial arts world, who isn't hurt by a sword?

-I'll slash you once! -I'll slash you five times!

Drink!

Again.

In the martial arts world, who isn't hurt by a sword?

-I'll slash you twice. Drink! -I'll slash you once.

In the martial arts world, who isn't hurt by a sword?

-I'll slash you four times. Drink. -I'll slash you thrice.

I need to use the bathroom.

Isn't she fun?

She can't think straight when she's drunk.

She'll only give odd numbers like one, three, and five.

The order has always been three, five and one.

It's easy to beat her.

DONGYA

How I wish

I have a girlfriend who doesn't want to go public.

I'M OUTSIDE. CAN YOU COME OUT?

Speak of the devil.

I'll be right back.

Did you come here because you thought I would tell him something?

Don't worry.

I never thought of doing that.

I was upset,

so I just wanted to have dinner with him.

Come here.

I don't blame you for leaving today.

Ms. He, you're a coward.

Forget it.

What?

I don't care.

I don't care!

Don't you want to go public? Then just do it!

I'm not afraid!

Everyone, look!

-Get together! -Get together!

-Get together! -Get together!

-Get together! -Get together!

-Get together! -Get together!

It's so interesting.

-How does that happen? -Right.

Just like that.

It's a good massager.

It is.

This is really great.

The water is warmer now.

Right, just adjust it to the temperature you want.

This is really nice!

Yes.

It is quite cooling.

Does it feel good?

Is the bigger one moving too?

Mom.

When it moves, the small one stops.

You're right, it does!

You're right!

This is really nice.

It's great!

It was worth the money.

It better be.

This is nice.

-I'll tell them tomorrow. -Okay.

Not bad.

This is great!

-Get together! -Get together!

-Get together! -Get together!

No.

My goodness.

There are three modes.

You can adjust it to the intensity you like.

Keep the water temperature at around 40 degrees Celsius.

All right.

Hey.

It can massage the arches of my feet too.

Of course.

It's spinning around.

-Here. -Thank you.

Here you go.

Thank you, I'll help myself.

-Come on. One more. -Thank you.

Look at these dishes.

Mrs. He, you can open a restaurant with your skills.

-Really? -Yes.

No.

It's just some homemade dishes.

If you like them, you can come every day.

Don't just come when I call you to.

It's so good that I want to come here every day,

but I'll have to pay you for all this.

That's not a problem!

You can pay us and come to eat every day.

This lady here will be very thrilled.

You!

He was teasing you.

There's no need to pay anything.

I just need to add one more pair of chopsticks and a bowl.

Here you go. I can see that you really like this.

-Here. -Thank you.

One more.

It's so good.

-Try this one. -Sure.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

Don't misunderstand.

I only came because Mrs. He invited me.

Why is everyone mad at me?

I feel like a husband in ancient times.

I have to coax the mistress after coaxing the wife.

What are you talking about?

Who is the mistress?

Are you shushing me?

Who is the mistress here?

Can you stop that? I'm sorry.

I'm the mistress. All right?

The wife gets the cold shoulder,

while the mistress is pampered.

Do you dote on me?

You just want to set me up.

Did you guys

have a good dinner last night?

I took her to a seafood place

and sent her home after that.

How is that?

Did I make you proud?

Are you happy now?

You're so nice.

-Thank you! -I'm not nice!

Subtitle translation by Michelle Chan Hoy Yan