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See? No problem, right?

Mm-hmm, I shouldn't have been so worried.

Adenela is a goddess. She would never do anything like take a human life.

Also, Seiya can handle just about anything himself.

You really are level-headed all the time, huh, Aria?

And I'm the one who's spent far more time with Seiya, too.

R-Rista, you do talk about that hero a lot, after all...

Never mind him, though, take a look at those two.

Say, Mash? Why don't you show Rista what you can do?

O-Okay.

Wh-What is that?!

I released one of his Dragon Metamorphosis seals.

By gaining a dragon hand, his attack power has jumped several levels.

How do you like that, Rista? Awesome, right?

M-Mm-hmm. Having just your hand becoming huge is kind of creepy

but you really have done well.

Hey, what do you mean, creepy?

Yeah!

If you just look at his hand, it's cool!

If you look at all of him, well, he's fairly, you know...

Fairly you know...? You're not really helping me, here!

You're both being mean. After all of Mash's efforts

he has obtained the special skill "Laughably Large Right Hand."

Are you making fun, too?!

Now, now, don't be so grumpy.

--Hmm...? What...

--Huh? Why are you talking like that? --Hmm...? What...

--Huh? Why are you talking like that? --...are... you... do... ing... E... lu... lu...?

--You... jerk...

--C-Could that be...? --You... jerk...

--Yes, support magic that slows an opponent down, "Delay." --What... the... hell... did... you... do...?

--Then, Elulu's hidden talent was support magic? --What... the... hell... did... you... do...?

--Then, Elulu's hidden talent was support magic? --You... twerp...!

--Yes. --You... twerp...!

--Change... me... back...!

--I-I'm sorry! --Change... me... back...!

I'll turn you back, so forgive me!

Look, you little jerk, enough of this, already! Now I'm too fast!

Hey, what's going on here?!

Now it's "Haste"? You learned the counterpart to Delay?

She acquired these talents later on.

I'm sure your desire to be of service to others has given you this power.

Put me back to normal right now, Elulu! Hey, are you listening to me?! You jerk!

Mm-hmm, Delay and Haste will provide strong support to Seiya.

Good for you, Elulu!

Damn it, why does Elulu get all the praise?

Both of you, come by again sometime.

By then, Mash, you'll have mastered Dragon Metamorphosis

and Elulu, you'll have learned some new support magic.

Yeah!

Mm-hmm, I'm looking forward to it.

Aw, if I'd known this, I should have let you handle it in the first place, Aria.

Mm-mm, none of this has been for nothing.

It's because of the experience these two have gained

that their talents have blossomed.

Wow, it's in the bag this time. Seiya's bow training is coming along, too.

Did you say "bow"?! Rista, don't tell me Mitis is teaching him!

Huh? Y-Yes, she is. Mitis is the only archery goddess there is, right?

What a foolish thing to do!

She is a terrifying goddess!

H-Huh? A more terrifying goddess than Adenela?

Adenela doesn't even compare!

Do you know why Mitis is in the Divine Forest?!

She is a nymphomaniacal goddess

who abducts and sexually devours each and every hero who gets summoned!

S--

Sexually...?

That's why Ishtar drove her out into the forest!

Letting any males get close to her is an absolute taboo!

But the two of them are just doing normal training.

Mitis must be holding herself back until the last day of training.

She's positively going to explode today!

O-Oh, no!

Sexual relations between a goddess and a human are absolutely forbidden.

This isn't like taking back Gaeabrande.

One strike and he's out.

One strike...

Just for hooking up?

Don't just sit around talking nonsense, go over to Seiya!

Hurry!

That one-in-100,000,000 phenomenon, done in for scoring with a goddess?

That's not how he's going out! If anyone, it'll be me--

Er, no, no, that's not what I mean!

There's no way I'm going to let this happen!

Seiya!

Huh? Wh-What's going on here?

I don't know, either.

She told me "I need to get ready, so come over in 10 minutes,"

and when I returned, she was like this.

Seiya, this will be your final test.

You must use a volley of three light arrows

and score direct, precise hits on this rope.

I-I see, so this is a sort of training exercise. Wait, no it's not!

If you succeed in cutting the rope, I will fall down naked.

You will catch me, and we will proceed to make passionate love.

Whoa, don't make it sound like nothing!

I have been patient for three whole days.

With a man as handsome as Seiya before me, my libido has reached its max!

Now, Seiya, bring me down with your sexual shooting!

Sexual? Seiya, what are you going to do?!

The answer is obvious, of course.

Shoot, right? But if you succeed, that nympho is coming down buck naked!

Not to worry.

Huh? Huh?! Y-You just shot a goddess through the head!

I don't care if goddesses can't die, a headshot?!

Goddess and hero are both off your rockers!

Seiya, it isn't nice to fool around.

The truth is, if I felt like it, I could have escaped those ropes at any time.

Mash! Don't look!

This may be shooting practice, but that will not do. You fail. Pop!

Your retest is right now.

R-Retest?

Seiya, I am now going to attack you.

By all means, stop me if you can.

This is another part of your training!

--I've never heard of any training like this!

--Ready... --I've never heard of any training like this!

Go!

Three Shot Shining Arrow!

That is grotesque!

Goddesses don't die!

You cannot stop me!

I-Is she really a goddess?

Sh-She almost looks like the Demon Lord's forces!

For real? Now you're going after Mash?!

I'll take the appetizer first!

I'm perfectly fine with a shota, too!

Don't say "shota" in the Divine Realm!

I'll strip you naked in the first second

couple with you in the second

and exhaust you by the third!

Judging from your overabundant lust

I predicted that you might go after Mash.

Five Shot Shining Arrow!

Being penetrated by something with such length and girth is...!

What is Mitis talking about?

Wh-Why does she seem so happy?

No! Don't look!

I-I cannot move anymore... And I have to admit

a human able to get off five whole shots in a row...

...is truly a sight to behold.

I'm perfectly prepared.

I am fully and completely ready for this.

Ugh, that was one unbelievably awful and vulgar goddess.

Wait, why is it so quiet?

Ah, the hero and the goddess!

Captain Rosalie has apparently gone off toward the flies' lair all alone!

Huh?! She really did go? After we told her to wait?!

Bhat and the others are going after Captain Rosalie on horseback!

We should hurry and--

I anticipated all of this. It's only been one hour.

I doubt she has run into Beel Bub just yet.

But...

Don't worry.

We'll catch up to her in no time.

Mm-hmm, this location should do.

It is hard to see from above, and we can see their lair from here.

Huh?

You're kidding!

Wh-Whoa, how reckless. But in a sense, it's awfully brave, too.

That must be "Light's Blessing," which was in her special skills.

Looks like it protects her against mob attacks.

She's become just the decoy I need.

Now I can snipe Beel Bub.

Snipe him? D-Don't tell me you anticipated this, too!

Flies are easier to swat when there's bait.

But there's little time to wait.

Huh? But how?

Flies have an exceptional sense of smell.

They've probably already caught a whiff of the goddess scent you produce.

What goddess scent?!

Do I smell? Tell me, I don't stink, do I?

N-No! You don't smell that bad.

Not enough to be too concerned about.

Yeah, but I do smell a little, then? What kind of smell? Tell me, tell me!

Quiet! They're going to hear you.

This is all or nothing. I'm going for a headshot.

C-Can you do it?

I'm certain I will hit him.

Oh! It's the hero! So here is where you are!

Mister, you're too loud! The flies will hear us!

Ah! I am truly sorry!

Now you're being even louder!

Wha--?!

M-Master, the flies are coming this way in force!

Remain calm. I can still take the shot. I thought this might happen.

I am the Warmaster's daughter, Rosalie Roseguard!

Beel Bub, come and give me a fair fight!

Wh-Whoa! What is she thinking?

Not a problem. It is way within what I expected.

If you way expected it, is there anything you didn't expect?

Wh-Why, you! L-Let me go!

Yeah, the daughter of the Warmaster is obviously going to get taken hostage.

My boob! You're pushing my boob in! Hey, don't take this out on me!

It's not that. You go and cause a diversion

so they don't make off with that idiot woman.

M-Me, by myself?!

I have a plan.

You have to buy me some time.

Y-You're putting me on the spot, here! How am I supposed to distract them?

Let's see... Say to them, "Nice day, isn't it?" or something.

"N-Nice day, isn't it?"

Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off of Rosalie.

As long as you remember that, we'll be fine.

A-All right.

I'll clear the way for you. Don't worry, just fly, balloon woman.

M-Mm-hmm, I'll be counting on you.

Wait, who are you calling "balloon woman"?!

Hold it!

Huh?

From those white wings, you must be an otherworldly goddess.

If you're here, then... Ah, so the hero has finally arrived.

I have a message from that hero! Let her go immediately!

Fine with me.

She was always just bait to lure the hero with.

Huh? Hold on! You said you would let her go!

And I will. But not until I fly a lot higher!

I'm preparing a grand Reverse Firework, to toast the downfall of your hero!

What do you think, woman?

If you fall from here, you'll make a beautiful firework!

You lowlife! Apologize to my men that you killed, right now!

Do you realize the position you're in? You're about to become one of them.

Stop that!

Hey, where's your hero?! I thought he was going to train and return!

Y-You idiot!

Huh? Train, you say?

Which means he's going to be coming at me with a bow and arrow or something?

Th-This is bad! He's figured out our plan!

Well then, I'll just have to fly even higher

before I release this woman!

Not even magic arrows can hit him at that height, can they?

Was there anything we could do to help Seiya anyway?

Bzzz! Now, to treat myself to the sight of you being broken apart.

Whoops, I'll have to fling you to the ground as hard as I can, so she can't catch you.

so they can't catch you.

This is so bad! If he tosses her with everything he has, I can't catch her!

Y-You coward... Get back down on the ground and fight me fair and square!

Not a chance. As of right now

your opponent is the ground!

Aah! What do I do?!

Huh?

Nice day, isn't it?

Hey, it really is a nice day.

Wh-What are you talking about?

Mm-hmm, seriously, what am I talking about?!

This is hopeless! Seiya, do something!

Gotcha!

Whoa, you're wearing armor, so you're heavy! But I still managed to catch you!

Th-Thanks.

That was a Shining Arrow. Seiya's arrow was able to reach! But...

Hey, are you kidding me?! You reached me, up here?

I've researched magic arrows a lot, and that's not possible.

What's not possible?

I factored in your effective range when I flew this high.

I don't care what magic arrows you're using;

there's no way they can reach all the way here from the ground.

Hmph, it's because Seiya is a one-in-100,000,000 gifted hero!

Oh, no, however gifted he may be, it's still unlikely.

He probably started flying himself, to get closer before shooting.

Like a hunter lurking in a bush

he must be hiding somewhere in the clouds right now!

Y-You know, for being a fly, he analyzes things just like Seiya.

Goddess, I am the fastest of all the Demon Lord's forces in the air.

No one can beat me in the skies!

Wh-What do we do, Seiya? If you miss, we're in a real pickle.

Hero! Show me your skill with the bow! I won't run or hide!

Hey, goddess! Are you sure about your hero? Can he prevail?

S-Sure he can! Seiya said he was perfectly prepared!

Seven lights?! You mean, a Seven Shot Shining Arrow?!

A human is challenging the Goddess of Archery's limits!

He can't avoid this!

Bzzz! Rolling Dodge!

He evaded them all!

N-No way! Impossible! How?!

This is Gaeabrande? The ultimate-difficulty-level world?

There you are

hero!

O-Oh, no! He's way too outmatched in aerial combat!

Bzzz!

Huh? What the...?

A-Are those light magic birds...?

N-No one but Seiya could have made those! But when did he manage it?

I get it!

After Beel Bub dodged the arrows

they transformed into birds and came flying back!

So that's it!

In Seiya's terms, it would be something like "Transform Automatic Garuda."

D-Damn you!!

Wh-What sort of hero is he, exactly?!

He wasn't content with just a volley of seven arrows;

he even considered what to do if the arrows missed?!

Seiya Ryuuguuin--

The only man who can save the salvation difficulty level S Gaeabrande

is a man who clings to his cautiousness.

Captain Rosalie! Thank goodness you're safe!

Yeah.

Master!

That was truly awesome, Master!

Really! Seiya, you are unbeatable!

I saw it! It was amazing! Transform Automatic Garuda!

Trans--? What do you mean?

Oh, sorry. That's the name I thought up.

What do you call that--where the light arrows turn into magic birds?

Oh, you mean "Boomerang Birdie Boom Boom"?

Wh-What a lame name! What happened to your sense of naming all of a sudden?

I didn't think of it until just this second.

Okay, you can have the name I came up with.

Don't want it. It's too lengthy, and not a good name at all.

It's better than "Boomerang Birdie Boom Boom"!

You really aren't a hero. Winning like that goes against chivalry.

A true hero is someone who strikes down his foe out in the open.

Like my father does.

Now, look...

You're still alive thanks to Seiya! You could at least say thanks!

Seiya, why don't you say something, too?

Drop the matter, Rista.

B-But...

The pooch is just woofing.

Wh-Who are you calling a pooch?!

Ah, she's acting like a dog again.

Wow, this hero is incredible, all right.

With one sentence, he can inflict this much damage.

Okay

time to take out the remaining flies. Mash, Elulu

you two are up.

--Huh? --We are?

Seiya, you don't mean...?

Yeah. I'm not blind, here. I'm well aware that you've been training

and have gained some new powers, as well.

M-Master...!

Seiya...!

Get to it. Show me what you're made of.

Yeah! I'll do my best!

I will, too!

There.

Master...

Seiya, what's going on?

Okay, Elulu, speed Mash's movements up using Haste.

Oh, m-mm-hmm.

Now, Mash, use your dragon hands to collect the fly corpses.

Huh? O-Okay.

Hmm. Thanks to Haste, this is nice and efficient.

It feels really good to watch this.

Mm-hmm, you two have been quite helpful.

Hell's Fire!

What am I, a broom?

Wh-What would be the right thing to say to them?

Hmph, eliminating the stragglers?

That's for the Roseguard Imperial Knights to do.

Just how ungrateful a woman are you?

Captain Rosalie, we need to tell them about you-know-what.

I-I know!

You all irritate me, but I have some information for you.

Listen up. There's a suit of legendary armor in the shrine near the village of Izale.

You're going to need it to defeat the Demon Lord.

Legendary armor, you say?

It's said to be the ultimate armor

prepared by a great ancient sage for some future crisis.

We meant to tell the hero about it right away, but because of the flies...

It's sacred legendary armor

which the men of Roseguard have carefully kept safe.

Just show your gratitude, and accept it with thanks.

You're sure about this?

It's not a set of cursed armor, is it?

I told you, it's sacred legendary armor! There's no way it's cursed!

No

it could be sacred legendary cursed armor.

There is no such armor!

Damn it, how can someone like you be a hero?

That armor is supposed to be worn by a man of true strength, like my father.

Please excuse us, Mr. Hero!

Okay, we're heading back to Izale Village to get this armor now.

Can we get a little rest while we're there?

We have had back-to-back battles with a perverted goddess and gross flies.

Yeah, I'm pretty worn out.

You're right. I used up some MP on my magic bow, too.

Why don't we stop in at the inn for a little rest?

Hooray!

Wh-What is this?

D-Don't tell me the Demon Lord's forces...

Hey! O-Over there!

That's the item shop!

We have to save them!

Oh, no need to worry.

This is something I summoned up, after all.

Huh?

An Adamantoise.

It's a demon I summoned from another world.

Who are you?

The Demon Lord's forces' general staff and one of the Four Heavenly Kings.

"Demon King Forces, Four Heavenly Kings: Kilkapul" My name is Summoner Kilkapul.

F-Four Heavenly Kings?!

I have been watching the hero's exploits from afar with my crystal ball.

You are nothing but a menace.

That's why you summoned that turtle?! To defeat Seiya with?!

No, no, the reason why I summoned the Adamantoise is this...

I-Is that...?

Yes, the legendary armor from the shrine.

It is made from adamantite, the hardest substance on Gaeabrande

and ordinarily, no one would be able to break it.

Y-You mean...

Yes, I have destroyed it before you could get your hands on it.

H-How can this be?! We can't get the ultimate sword or armor now!

Hero, you, who has the very slim chance of defeating the Demon Lord

must now die here.