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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,022 # Sylvia... # 2 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,456 # Sylvia... # 3 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:39,264 # Sylvia # 4 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,830 # Smile for me # 5 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:47,245 # Fill my world with poetry # 6 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:53,344 # Forget those faraway dreams # 7 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:58,722 # That haunt you # 8 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,024 # Sylvia # 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,328 # Young in years # 10 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:09,529 # Let the sunshine # 11 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:13,335 # Dry your tears # 12 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:18,276 # And we will walk in the wind # 13 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:22,714 # And stars # 14 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:28,710 # Like April lovers # 15 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:35,183 # With hearts aglow... # 16 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,465 Come on back to bed, Sylvia. 17 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,165 Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple? 18 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:49,767 It can wait. Sex is in the air. 19 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:53,745 Not in here it isn't. I got work, Vaughn. 20 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,771 Your mother is up the store. 21 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:59,080 It's light out, for Christ's sake. What's gotten into you? 22 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,020 Come on, move! 23 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:08,153 #...Forget those faraway dreams # 24 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:13,928 # That haunt you... # 25 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:21,203 God! 26 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,642 #...Let the sunshine # 27 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,804 # Dry your tears # 28 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:34,287 # And we will walk in the wind... # 29 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,312 Damn it! 30 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:42,221 Jesus Christ. Oh-hh! 31 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:50,396 #...With hearts aglow # 32 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,404 # Till love discloses # 33 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:57,307 # Where the secret roses grow... # 34 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,311 You seen my keys? 35 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,745 Ow! 36 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,412 I said, have you seen my keys? 37 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,421 Where did you leave them? 38 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,652 If I knew where I'd left them, they wouldn't be lost, would they? 39 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,490 Vaughnhole! 40 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:23,595 Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty! 41 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:25,297 It's not my fault. 42 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,398 Somebody left his magazine on the front porch and it got me all riled up. 43 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:31,535 Oh, sure, "somebody left it." 44 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,273 sure, sure... 45 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,780 You said you didn't want to. 46 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:37,783 I mean a man has needs, Sylvia. Marital needs. 47 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:41,309 # My gal is red hot, yeah! # 48 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,684 # My gal is red hot # 49 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,691 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 50 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,693 # Well, she ain't got no money, but man # 51 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,958 # She's really got a lot # 52 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:54,091 # Well, I got a gal, six feet four... # 53 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,795 Ooh. 54 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,804 #...My gal is red hot # 55 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,430 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 56 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:04,068 # Yeah, my gal is red hot # 57 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,907 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 58 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,175 # Well, she ain't got no money, but, man... # 59 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:11,479 Isn't it a little early for that, Caprice? 60 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,042 I'm developing my act, Mother. 61 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,454 Mutilating your mammaries and gyrating down at some biker bar 62 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:20,186 is an act, all right, an act of defiance. 63 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:23,389 I was a legend down at the Holiday House, in case you didn't know it. 64 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,333 Morning, honey. 65 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:30,700 Daddy, let me go down to the bar and perform. 66 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,602 You're in home detention, cupcake. 67 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:35,335 The "government" wants you to stay indoors for a while, huh? 68 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,206 You're just too pretty to go out. 69 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:41,680 We let you keep your tawdry theatrical mementoes. Isn't that enough? 70 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:46,014 You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time. 71 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,179 I was promoting the art of dance. 72 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,052 With nude loitering?! 73 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:54,082 Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? 74 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:58,325 I was not drunk. I was on pills. 75 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,094 Something is the matter with you, Caprice. 76 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,160 You are such a Neuter, Mother. 77 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:06,364 And Neuters will never understand. 78 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,136 Something is the matter with your vagina. 79 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,443 Huh. 80 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:17,938 Morning, Mrs. Stickles. 81 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:23,077 Oh, you brat! I'm gonna report you. 82 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:25,784 Morning. Formstone's looking good. 83 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,089 Ah, it's the real McCoy all right, vintage. 84 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,822 - Paid through the nose for it. - Oh. 85 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:33,093 One thing we've learned-- proper restoration never comes cheaply. 86 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:36,533 I need to go down to the bar-- just for an hour! 87 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,800 Come on, Dad, don't lock it. Daddy, let me go! 88 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,740 My public needs me! 89 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,902 - Ooh! - Mrs. Stickles, 90 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,276 my name is Fat Fuck Frank. 91 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:50,077 And I'm your daughter's number one fan. 92 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,744 She moved to the Erie Canal area. 93 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,548 Hey, Vaughn. 94 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,578 Hey! 95 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:58,590 Caprice retired from show business. 96 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,387 She's no longer a public figure. 97 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:04,055 Her name ain't Caprice, it's "Ursula Udders." And she's famous. 98 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,395 She got the biggest tits on Harford Road. 99 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:09,833 Ursula! Ursula Udders! 100 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,929 Texture, that's what I call it. 101 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,667 It's me, Fat Fuck Frank. 102 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,141 And I miss them great big-- 103 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,607 Destroy all Neuters! 104 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:24,172 We sure didn't have this in D.C. 105 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,846 God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity. 106 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:32,119 Sylvia! Sylvia, we need gas, honey! 107 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:35,150 Get gas. 108 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:37,662 Honey, still mad? 109 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:41,827 Remember to fill it up. I'll walk, don't worry. 110 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,239 Hmm? 111 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,675 Ugh! 112 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:03,416 # Smokey the bear, Smokey the bear # 113 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:06,050 - # Prowling and a-growling... # - Grr! 114 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,026 Hi! Grrr-rr! Woof! 115 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:11,587 - Grrr! - Woof! Woof! 116 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,998 # That's why they called him Smokey, that is how he got his name... # 117 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,966 - Hi, Vaughn. - Morning, Betty. 118 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,909 Does the Pinewood Park-and-Pay sell lotions? 119 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,572 You know-- ointments? 120 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,581 We sure do. 121 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,876 How is that fine wife of yours doing? 122 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,822 She's up at the store like always, Wendell. 123 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:40,121 Don't you find it funny 124 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:45,222 that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? 125 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:46,993 Well, not really, Betty. 126 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:01,377 Sheeze...! 127 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:04,178 Ugh! 128 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,389 Oh, don't. 129 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,423 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 130 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,094 Oh! 131 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,261 #...Whoa, whoa-whoa # 132 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:28,603 # I need your loving-- # oh, that's it, babe. 133 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,075 That's it, oh-oh-oh. 134 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,135 Oh, God! 135 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,644 Ooh, that's it, baby. 136 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:41,141 Oh, talk to the mike, talk to the mike. Ooh-ooh. 137 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:49,218 Oh, that's what I call a hum job. Oh, yeah. 138 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:55,627 Come on. 139 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:58,398 Oh, okay. 140 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:00,837 I'm out of gas. 141 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,568 Move it, Neuter! 142 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,941 - Oh, God! - How am I supposed to move with no gas? 143 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,174 Get out of the way! We're in a hurry. 144 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:16,349 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! # 145 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:22,824 - Filthy little hedges. - Morning, Marge. 146 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,762 Growin' all dirty, makes me sick. 147 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,971 Hi, I'm "Mama Bear." 148 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:37,066 have you met my hus-bear? 149 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:38,633 No, I haven't. 150 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,646 I'm "Papa Bear." 151 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:44,116 And this is our cub, "Baby Bear." 152 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,549 Grrr! 153 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,351 I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area. 154 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,856 When we take over, it's gonna be a-- 155 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,382 "Bearquake!" 156 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,456 #...Happy, happy, happy # 157 00:09:57,496 --> 00:10:00,659 # With a big bear hug. # 158 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,100 - Come on. - Move that piece of shit. 159 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,659 Can you call Triple-A, please? 160 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,007 Hurry up, I've got a hot date. 161 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,012 What, at 7:00 a.m.? What's the matter with you? 162 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,480 You'd have a date too if you wore some make-up. 163 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,881 - Your poor husband. - Huh? 164 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,421 Ooh-hh! 165 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,019 If you could just help me, I'd-- 166 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,359 Ooh! 167 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,135 It's her! 168 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:43,436 Let's go sexing. 169 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,711 # Sylvia... # 170 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,066 Oh! 171 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,576 Ooh! 172 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,944 Hello, ma'am. 173 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:29,443 My name is Ray Ray and I'm here to-- service you. 174 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:35,420 I'm Sylvia, and I hit my head. Oh. 175 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:42,029 A concussion is a terrible thing 176 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,730 to waste. It's okay. 177 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,136 Ooh! 178 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,607 My pussy's on fire. 179 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,270 I know it is. It's a burning bush. 180 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,643 Show me a sign, Sylvia. 181 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,614 We knew you'd come. 182 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,584 All I can do is pass the gift. 183 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,142 Huh? 184 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:05,351 You're a sex addict now and you'll never be the same. 185 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,593 Ooh-aah--! 186 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,712 There you go. 187 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,809 All better? 188 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:36,310 Oh, thank you so much. 189 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,846 I don't know what came over me. 190 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:42,383 Well, you recognized the concussion and there's no going back now. 191 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,790 I'm gonna give you my card. 192 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,132 Sex addicts are everywhere, Sylvia, 193 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,695 and pretty soon, Harford Road will be ours. 194 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,899 Oh, hey, hold on. 195 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,893 Ray Ray is a sexual healer. 196 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,925 Come visit us, Sylvia. 197 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,962 Your people are waiting. 198 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,201 Oh. 199 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:33,007 One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, 200 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,206 one that's never been performed before. 201 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:39,115 And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture. 202 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,725 Ooo. 203 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,034 Ah. 204 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,218 # Pussy, ooh... # 205 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,925 # Sore, wet, ooh... # 206 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,998 # My pussycat was scratching out on my back door... # 207 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,169 #...Scratched so long poor pussy got sore # 208 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,307 # Sore pussy, ooh... # 209 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,343 # Sore... pussy... ooh # 210 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,049 # Just a friendly little cat # 211 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,149 # Friendly little cat # 212 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:57,458 # My pussycat was sitting out on the front step # 213 00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:01,830 # Sat so long poor pussy got wet, sore pussy. # 214 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,766 Hello, Mrs. Stickles. 215 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,274 Oh boy, am I blushing? 216 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:13,437 Everyone is familiar with the traditional forms of pornography. 217 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,276 But the Internet is creating new forms-- 218 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,976 - You going to the movies, Dave? - Huh? 219 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,985 Hell, you're picking your seat, aren't you? 220 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,289 Dykes! 221 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,089 Used to be Harford Road was for families. 222 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,119 Now it's a lesbian aorta. 223 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:34,826 Mother, I don't feel well. 224 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,801 Well, no wonder, 225 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,827 they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. 226 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,204 They eat life, you know. 227 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,835 - Jesus! - Sperm! 228 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,353 Did you see those new neighbors moving in? 229 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:58,982 Hmm? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half naked-- 230 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,721 "We're bears." what the hell is that supposed to mean? 231 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,729 Free country, Big Ethel. 232 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,630 Yeah well, we got laws to protect decency. 233 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,634 And it would be nice 234 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,136 if somebody enforced them. 19, 20. 235 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,298 Well, as my mother used to say-- 236 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,832 "'Each to their own,' said the old lady as she kissed the cow." 237 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,352 Perverts are taking over this neighborhood. 238 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,285 Ugh! Mr. Mailman, as of next week, 239 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,261 we're not carrying the girlie magazines no more. 240 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,264 That's a shame. 241 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:43,166 Makes me sick to see government employees looking at that filth, Marge. 242 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,831 And on taxpayers' time yet. That's why the mail's late. 243 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,932 Yeah, and the post office has the nerve to raise the price of a stamp. 244 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,910 While mailmen are beating off everywhere. 245 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:57,541 I found a used condom in my back yard. 246 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,414 You think that's bad? 247 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,248 Somebody wrote the word "boner" 248 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,049 on our parking lot wall last night. 249 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,454 We've got to do something, Marge. 250 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,821 People have got to know how bad things are getting. 251 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,889 No wonder I've got to take heart pills. 252 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,422 I read in the paper the other day 253 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,834 that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year. 254 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,602 That's a lie. People would be raw if that was true. 255 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,270 I'll be at your meeting all right, with bells on. 256 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,905 You have, uh, AAA batteries? 257 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,040 I certainly do. 258 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,413 You sure these are the right ones? 259 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,618 You want me to take them out? 260 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,092 No, no, I guess I'll buy them. 261 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,062 Well, get down there, mutha, and start scarfing. 262 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,190 What the hell? 263 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:51,794 I mean, Jesus... for Christ's sake! I'm moving to Towson. 264 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,328 Harford Road-- where life is cheap. 265 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,536 - Only you can prevent fornication. - Yeah, yeah. 266 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,409 You see, Marge? People in the neighborhood have had it. 267 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,209 It wasn't this bad in the '60s. 268 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,737 You're right. 269 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:07,411 Someone left a dildo in my neighbor's wishing well, 270 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,751 right on her front lawn. 271 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,983 People are just ignorant everywhere. 272 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,318 Morning, Big Ethel. 273 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,624 Uh, what's good about a morning with dildos in it? 274 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:22,157 Amen to that. My husband's on Viagra. 275 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,863 - Oh, you poor thing! - Every minute, he wants it. 276 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,871 He has no right to be that hard. 277 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,999 I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not gonna take it anymore. 278 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,755 Sylvia! 279 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,757 Feeling better, huh? 280 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,364 Mail here for Ursula Udders. 281 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,730 Her name is Caprice and she's got shingles. 282 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:59,259 Our daughter doesn't really participate in the mail these days. 283 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,831 I'll take the fan mail to her, Warren. Don't you worry. 284 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,003 You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Mailman. 285 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,035 Ashamed of what, Big Ethel? 286 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,314 - Damn, I could deliver that one. - Oh, keep it up. 287 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:19,222 I'm gonna call the Postmaster general-- If he's not whacking off-- 288 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,317 and report your potty mouth. 289 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,659 Sex addicts are everywhere, Sylvia. 290 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,687 You wanna have funch? 291 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,700 What's "funch," honey? 292 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:32,170 Fucking after lunch. 293 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,037 Funch, huh? 294 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:38,372 Come on. This must be my lucky day. 295 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,311 - Hmm, spaghetti... - Yeah, she'll ring it up for you. 296 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,576 Where do you two think you're going? 297 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,583 It's not safe out. 298 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,847 People are shaving their crotches as we speak. 299 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,514 There's pubic hair in the air everywhere. 300 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,217 We're having a decency rally, 301 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,623 and I think you two need to be there. 302 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,957 Yeah. 303 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,940 # I've got hot nuts # 304 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,773 # 10 cents a bag... # 305 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,678 - What kind of station is that? - A good one. 306 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,308 #...I've got hot nuts... # 307 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,682 - Feeling frisky, eh? - Uh-huh. 308 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,244 Let's open one of Caprice's fan letters. 309 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,256 That's her personal mail. 310 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,225 Oh, look... 311 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,822 it's from the mailman. He sent Caprice a photo of his penis. Ooh! 312 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,832 He what? 313 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,801 Are you kidding me? Give me the picture. 314 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:41,738 Give me the picture. Give me the pic-- I'm not kidding around. 315 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,105 This is disgusting. 316 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,837 Well, he's got a big one. 317 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,845 What kind of talk is that? 318 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,074 Oh, they're all photos of the mailman's unit. 319 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,106 I'm calling the cops. 320 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,983 Yes, sir, a real arse-opener! 321 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,351 Stop it, Sylvia. 322 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,414 Pink steel! 323 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,755 What's the matter with you? 324 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,091 Hey, Vaughn, feel like "yodeling in the canyon"? 325 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,632 We have to visit my mother, remember? 326 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,396 Oh, come on, you wanted to earlier. 327 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,426 Well, not that, I didn't. 328 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,929 Come on, Vaughn, discover the oyster. 329 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,465 Honey, this is Pinewood Avenue. We live here. 330 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,478 Can't we wait till we get back to the house? 331 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,571 Oh, go "way down South in Dixie." 332 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,014 All right, all right, just keep a look out. 333 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,541 Okay. 334 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,653 Oh-hh! 335 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:34,989 No--! 336 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,052 Oh! 337 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:40,690 Now that's what I call "sneezing in the cabbage." 338 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,424 Oh! 339 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,506 Harford Road, let's all band together. 340 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:53,341 Horndogs are everywhere. Pretty soon they'll be living next door. 341 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:57,838 Decency, that's all I'm asking for. Decency! 342 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,820 Decency's fine. 343 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,520 But diversity in a neighborhood is a good thing too. 344 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,792 This isn't diversity, it's depravity. 345 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,425 On my way over here, I saw a man 346 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,731 performing oral sex on a lady 347 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,499 in a car in broad daylight. 348 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,964 Lesbians have taken over the softball fields. 349 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,671 So? Lesbians are good neighbors. 350 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,340 We need to start by teaching tolerance in our own homes. 351 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:32,942 Some guy was playing with himself near me in the movies. 352 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:36,420 You're saying that's normal? His crotch was shaved! 353 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,387 These are isolated incidents. 354 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,393 No, they're not. 355 00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,294 Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian. 356 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,628 But I am disgusted. 357 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,328 I live near what they call "The Bear House." 358 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,564 Last night, 359 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,903 hairy, overweight men who call themselves bears 360 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,569 were having sex outside the house. 361 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,510 My children heard them. 362 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,673 "Mommy, what's that noise?" They actually asked me. 363 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,115 I raced outside clapping my hands loudly 364 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:09,245 and I yelled-- "No blow jobs!" 365 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,255 And they just laughed. 366 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:14,918 Some of them even growled at me. 367 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,258 Oh, no! 368 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,354 Today, somebody called me a Neuter. 369 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,662 And you know what? I didn't mind. 370 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,260 If neuter means "normal," I'll say it loud-- 371 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:26,964 I am Marge, the Neuter, and I'm proud. 372 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,700 That's right! 373 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,276 We're all Neuters! 374 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:38,874 And we'll never, never be not normal! 375 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,421 # You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out # 376 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,188 # You put your left foot in # 377 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:50,819 # And you shake it all about # 378 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:54,320 # You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around # 379 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:57,597 - # That's what it's all about # - # Right arm! # 380 00:23:57,636 --> 00:24:01,231 # You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out # 381 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,902 # You put your right arm in and then you shake it all about... # 382 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,479 # Left arm! # 383 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:16,544 # You put your left arm in, you put your left arm out # 384 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:20,718 # You put your left arm in and then you shake it all about # 385 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,819 # You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around # 386 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,762 # That's what it's all about # 387 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,628 # Right elbow! # 388 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:31,602 # You put your right elbow in, you put your right elbow out # 389 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:35,163 # You put your right elbow in and you shake it all about # 390 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,471 # You do the Hokey-Pokey... # 391 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,670 Hi! 392 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:42,874 - # That's what it's all about... # - Hey, Mom. 393 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:46,441 # You put your left elbow in, you put your left elbow out...# 394 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:50,444 - Come on, let's dance. - # And then you shake it all about... # 395 00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:58,185 # Head! # 396 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:01,791 # You put your head in, you put your head out # 397 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,530 # You put your head in and you shake it all about # 398 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:09,666 # You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around # 399 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,006 # That's what it's all about # 400 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,772 # Right hip! # 401 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,838 # You put your right hip in, you put your right hip out # 402 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:20,409 # You put your right hip in and you shake it all about # 403 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:24,946 # You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around # 404 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,890 # That's what it's all about # 405 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,483 # Left hip! # 406 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:32,054 # You put your left hip in, you put your left hip out # 407 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:35,931 # You put your left hip in and you shake it all about... # 408 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,101 # Whole self! # 409 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:47,373 # You put your whole self in, you put your whole self out # 410 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:51,075 # You put your whole self in and you shake it all about # 411 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:54,677 # You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around # 412 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,381 # That's what it's all about # 413 00:25:57,422 --> 00:25:59,014 # Backside! # 414 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,390 # You put your backside in, you put your backside out # 415 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:06,761 # You put your backside in and you shake it all about 416 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,665 # You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around... # 417 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,067 Ooh! 418 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,140 # You do the Hokey-Pokey # 419 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:24,376 # You do the Hokey-Pokey... # 420 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,681 # That's what it's all about. # 421 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,621 Sylvia! 422 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,898 Oh! 423 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,944 Oh! Oh! 424 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,495 Taxi! Taxi! 425 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:09,779 Ray Ray's service center, 6630 Harford Road. 426 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,076 Yes, ma'am. 427 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,115 Uhh. 428 00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:23,224 Hey, lady, you can't change your clothes in here. 429 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,059 - Why not? - 'Cause I said so. 430 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:29,496 Want some fun? 431 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,526 What are you doing? 432 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,034 - Can I get up front? - No, you can't. 433 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:42,604 - You can leave the meter running. - Stay in the back. 434 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:46,606 - Oh, come on, I want some action. - Get off me, lady. 435 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,984 Hey-- you can't do that stuff in here. 436 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,990 - Get out! - This cab free? 437 00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:55,117 Sure is, tiger. 438 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,789 Hey, hey, hey! Jeez! 439 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:02,425 Go! What the hell was that? 440 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,667 Oh. 441 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,768 - # Mommy told me something... # - Traitor! 442 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,779 That's right, spread the word. 443 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,543 You bet, Big Ethel. 444 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:20,745 Here, put the pink ones on the cars. 445 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,582 Put the yellows on the houses. 446 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,248 Put that on the windshield. 447 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,054 And don't stop till you get to the end of the block. 448 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:35,591 # He will never ever leave you if your heart... # 449 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,659 - Who is it? - It's Big Ethel. 450 00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:42,369 We're having a decency rally-- 451 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,568 You better start in your own backyard then. 452 00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,203 I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle 453 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,440 with her cooter in the old folks' home. 454 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,415 She what? That's not true. 455 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,317 My daughter is a good girl. She hates sex. 456 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,450 What is she talking about, that bitch? 457 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,815 Hello? 458 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,348 Ray Ray? 459 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:39,728 It's me, Sylvia. And I need full service. 460 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,324 I knew you'd find us, Sylvia. 461 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:49,103 Don't be afraid. We've all had accidental concussions just like you. 462 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:51,700 - You have? - Yeah. 463 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,644 Mine was from the faulty hood of a customer's car 464 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:57,512 that collapsed on my head while I was changing the oil. 465 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:05,355 And now I guide other head-injury sufferers 466 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,086 to the final dawn of sexual awakening. 467 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:11,459 - You've been sent to help us. - I have? 468 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:15,296 We're all sex addicts and we have been waiting for you. 469 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,995 - But why? - Because you can lead us 470 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:22,632 to an erotic orgasm we've never experienced. 471 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,505 I can't. I promise you I can't. 472 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,305 I'm Loose Linda. 473 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:30,474 I fucked the entire Harford Road Police Department. 474 00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:32,506 It's nice to meet you, Loose Linda. 475 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,587 Until you've hit your head, 476 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,784 you can never really feel the power you get from sex. 477 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,384 My name is Paw Paw. I'm on "bush patrol." 478 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:44,395 I hope we can have sex one day. 479 00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:46,863 I'd like that, Sylvia. 480 00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:53,563 I knew you'd come. You're number 12. 481 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,232 - Number 12 what? - All in good time. 482 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,150 Dave, is that you? 483 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:09,347 We call him Dingy Dave and he's number three. 484 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:12,686 Don't worry, Mrs. Stickles, you'll understand soon. 485 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:15,852 Dingy Dave is lucky. He's into mysophilia. 486 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:19,385 It's a sexual attraction to dirt. He thought it was new. 487 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,398 But it wasn't. 488 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:24,765 Dirt worship's been around long before my accident. 489 00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:27,532 I just didn't know. 490 00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:29,665 Ray Ray 491 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:33,336 has helped me understand my hypersexuality. 492 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:37,075 And he cured me of my herpes. 493 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,345 Like a miracle. 494 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,352 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 495 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:43,786 We don't say the "m" word around here. 496 00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:47,757 - Oh. - Mrs. Stickles? 497 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,784 May l, uh, be your vacuum cleaner? 498 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:54,594 Well, I'm new to this, but I'll try. 499 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:02,965 Oh! 500 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:05,805 Oh! 501 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,610 It's like Noah's ark around here. 502 00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:12,411 There is one of every perversion. 503 00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:16,716 But, alas, it's all been done. 504 00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:18,847 Brace yourself, Sylvia. 505 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,188 Got company! 506 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,159 Officer Alvin! 507 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:28,929 I'm an adult baby, Sylvia. You want to be my mommy? 508 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:31,025 Adult babies are into age regression. 509 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,765 They intensely eroticize being infants. 510 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,103 And sometimes they like to be burped. 511 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:39,906 I'm a big boy and I'm beyond the law. 512 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:43,947 # Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy... # 513 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:46,006 As you grow to embrace your concussion, 514 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,018 you'll learn to accept anything sexual 515 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:50,816 as long as it's safe, consensual and doesn't harm others. 516 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,585 You wanna powder my chafed butt? 517 00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,285 Uh, I would, 518 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:58,659 but I'm supposed to help Ray Ray think up a new sex act. 519 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,323 Maybe later. 520 00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:03,026 Da-da... 521 00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:06,362 Number five, six and seven. 522 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,804 You may know us as neighbors, Sylvia, 523 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,741 but in this world, we're into human sandwiches. 524 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:16,641 One day, we hope you'll be our "lettuce." 525 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:22,111 - You know about my Priority Penis. - Oof! Ow! 526 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:24,121 I never thought it would be you. 527 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,783 Come on and meet the "Three Bears." 528 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,752 We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual 529 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,789 and out of the second closet. 530 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,802 And we can cuddle all night. 531 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:42,431 Yeah, hunting for some grizz-sm... 532 00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:51,179 Ever hear of sploshing? 533 00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,877 I only had my concussion this morning. 534 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,977 It's okay. It's an English fetish. 535 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:58,147 Sploshing is the erotic urge 536 00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:00,248 to dump food in your private area. 537 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:05,659 Oh-ooh! 538 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,891 I'm Messy Melinda 539 00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:10,059 and our bushes will burn together. 540 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:14,037 And of course you know of Fat Fuck Frank. 541 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,631 Mrs. Stickles, go home and free your daughter. 542 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,870 She's one of us and needs to be here now. 543 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:31,053 I'm number 11. 544 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,454 Number 11? 545 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:46,164 Oh, my God! I'm the 12th apostle? 546 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,728 - Yes, shh. - Say it proud. 547 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,400 If you say it out loud, you might disappear. 548 00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:52,306 No, no, no, I'm just Sylvia Stickles. 549 00:36:52,343 --> 00:36:54,971 I'm a horny woman with a head injury. I can-- 550 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:58,573 I know you are and we're gonna do something about that. 551 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,515 Ray Ray is a sex saint, 552 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:06,114 - and he's got powers. - Amen to that. 553 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,491 I've got a hard-on of gold, 554 00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:20,936 and my tongue is on fire. 555 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,673 Oh, and I've got hot pants, Ray Ray. 556 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:27,542 We're all in heat. 557 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:30,445 And as you know, Sylvia is a cunnilingus bottom. 558 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:31,573 Yes, she is. 559 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,481 Who wants to eat her out? 560 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,755 Let's go sexing! 561 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,121 Yeah! 562 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:46,296 Jesus Christ, how many houses do I gotta go to? 563 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:49,026 Who is it? 564 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,591 It's Big Ethel from up the Park-and-Pay. 565 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,604 We're having a decency rally tomorrow. 566 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,163 We want all Neuters to be there. 567 00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:59,376 What's a Neuter? 568 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:02,277 It's a normal person who is fed up with perversion. 569 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:03,439 Sign me up then. 570 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,541 Tonight a woman in my cab tried to grab my nutsack. 571 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:09,109 Oh, it's a sick world! 572 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,049 # I don't know how it started I don't know what I did # 573 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,251 # I don't know how it started i don't know what I did # 574 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,456 # But there's a gal who's chasing me who really flipped her lid # 575 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:21,260 - Hey! - # I call her my eager beaver baby # 576 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,824 # Ooh, eager beaver baby... # 577 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:26,063 - Was that Sylvia Stickles? - I think it was. 578 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:27,730 What happened to her? 579 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:31,640 I don't know, but it's a dirty shame. 580 00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,111 #...Well what am I gonna do # 581 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:41,881 # With that eager beaver baby of mine? # 582 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,085 Hello, Vaughn. 583 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,255 Hello, Betty. Have you seen my wife? 584 00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:52,194 Come on in. 585 00:38:52,229 --> 00:38:56,188 No, I can't. Sylvia seems to be missing. 586 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,394 I was with her earlier, but-- 587 00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,836 Maybe she's getting lucky. 588 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:04,238 Harford Road is wild these days. 589 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:20,889 Hey, hey, come on, open. 590 00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:10,001 I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, 591 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,373 showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. 592 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,312 You should move downtown where you belong, you whore. 593 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:22,017 End of the line. 594 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,632 Okay, buster, turn off the motor. 595 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:40,068 - Who, me? - Yeah, you! 596 00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:45,406 Yes, Ma'am! 597 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:51,412 # Don't touch that spot that itchy-twitchy spot # 598 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,509 # That spot that's swelling up and turning red... # 599 00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:57,316 - Grrr... - What are you doing in there? 600 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:58,787 Vaughn, where is my daughter? 601 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,757 I don't know, Big Ethel. I can't find her. 602 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,453 Oh, don't go in there. Bears live here. 603 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:06,622 Big fat hairy fags with dicks. 604 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,561 Hi, I'm Cow Patty. 605 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,162 I'm Vaughn. I live up the street 606 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:15,695 and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia. 607 00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:19,675 I'm the only "Goldilocks" allowed in this bear cave. 608 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:22,304 I'm a bear hag. And we call this-- 609 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,814 Bear soup! 610 00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:32,816 Wow, a tranny bear. 611 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,348 Come on in. 612 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:37,656 Police! 613 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,620 # My gal is red hot # 614 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,632 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 615 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,294 # Yeah, my gal is red hot # 616 00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,997 - # Your gal ain't doodly squat... # - Go, baby, go! 617 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,471 Shake that thing! 618 00:42:22,506 --> 00:42:24,701 #...she's really got a lot... # 619 00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:27,609 Mother! What's the matter? 620 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,636 #...Six feet four... # 621 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,444 Nothing, honey. I just wanted to have 622 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,280 a little mother-daughter chat. 623 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:37,116 I'm so sorry I spoke so harshly 624 00:42:37,154 --> 00:42:39,179 about your vagina this morning. 625 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,954 It's all right. Where did you get that outfit, Mother? 626 00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:46,724 Oh, you like it? It's my new apostle look. 627 00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:49,631 Oh, you've got fan mail. 628 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,533 The mailman's got a big johnson, doesn't he? 629 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,665 Mother! 630 00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:59,005 Well, your father's got a big one too. 631 00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:01,170 Oh, you are freaking me out. 632 00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:03,179 I was with Fat Fuck Frank this afternoon. 633 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,306 He seems to really like your tits. 634 00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:08,113 Is he hung? 635 00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:10,245 He's about average. 636 00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:12,755 Tell me, Ursula... 637 00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,759 'cause that's the name you like to use, isn't it? 638 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:16,987 Yes it is, Mother. 639 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:20,929 I know that Fat Fuck Frank is a tit man, 640 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:25,402 but does he ever... well, you know-- 641 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,097 "whistle in the dark"? 642 00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:31,540 Yes, he does. Thank you for asking. 643 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:37,373 Oh, my God! You have met Ray Ray. 644 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:40,611 Oh, Mother! 645 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,614 # Goo-goo, da-da # 646 00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,816 # Goo-goo, da-da # 647 00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:50,691 Officer, it's not like my wife to just walk away. 648 00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:54,186 She was probably kidnapped by sex fiends. 649 00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:57,723 We've got orgies going on, perverts walking around. 650 00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:01,169 - Do something. - I am doing something. 651 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,264 # Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy # 652 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,138 # Hmm, bouncy... # 653 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,143 Goo-goo, Goo-goo, ma-ma! 654 00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:13,174 - This isn't California. - It's Harford Road. 655 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:16,618 Baby just shaved his balls. You wanna see 'em? 656 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,053 Oh! 657 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,278 I'm a sex addict, 658 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,576 an exhibitionist, 659 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,776 and I'm your daughter. 660 00:44:46,817 --> 00:44:50,719 Oh, oh, Ursula... 661 00:44:50,754 --> 00:44:52,551 ever since my concussion, 662 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:56,252 I've learned so much about eros. 663 00:44:56,293 --> 00:44:58,818 I'm a sex addict too. 664 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,763 I'm a cunnilingus bottom, 665 00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:03,664 and I'm your mother. 666 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,535 I tried to tell you about my maypole accident when I was 11. 667 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:12,433 But you never listened. 668 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:17,004 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll make it up to you, Ursula, I promise. 669 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,915 Let's go down to the Holiday House 670 00:45:20,951 --> 00:45:23,977 and fuck the whole bar. 671 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,353 Okay, Mom. 672 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:29,951 Let's go sexing! 673 00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:45,598 Ooh-ooh! 674 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,246 - Come on! - I am coming as fast as I can. 675 00:46:06,663 --> 00:46:10,565 # Well, I was drivin' down I-95 the other night # 676 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:14,264 # Somebody nearly cut me right off the road # 677 00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:17,671 # I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad # 678 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:21,007 # So I wrote a song about him instead # 679 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:23,638 # It goes like this... # 680 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,377 # Were you born an asshole? # 681 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:31,979 # Or did you work at it your whole life? # 682 00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:36,118 # Either way it's worked out fine # 683 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,493 # 'Cause you're an asshole tonight... # 684 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,066 Ha! Ha! Ha! 685 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,548 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 686 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,450 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 687 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,511 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 688 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,648 # My gal is red hot # 689 00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:09,090 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 690 00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,959 # Yeah, my gal is red hot # 691 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,963 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 692 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,862 # Well, she ain't got no money # 693 00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:17,799 # But man, she's really got a lot # 694 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:22,338 # Well, I got a gal, six feet four # 695 00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:25,273 # Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet out the door # 696 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,277 # My gal is red hot # 697 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:29,302 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 698 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:32,247 # Yeah, my gal is red hot # 699 00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:34,443 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 700 00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:36,213 # Well, she ain't got no money # 701 00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:37,982 # But man, she's really got a lot... # 702 00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:44,483 Wait up, Vaughn. 703 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,088 Come on, Big Ethel. 704 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,060 Oh, my God. 705 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,194 - Vaughn, I need my pills. - I know. 706 00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:59,272 #...Well, she walks all night, talks all day... # 707 00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:01,402 That's my daughter. 708 00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:03,140 That's my daughter! 709 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,239 That's my daughter! 710 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:09,514 #...Yeah, my gal is red hot... # 711 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,646 Caprice! 712 00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:14,317 Capri-- 713 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:19,693 Hi. Hey, come on. Come on. 714 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,264 Ooh-hh! 715 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:36,642 # Well, she's the kinda woman who's a lounge-around # 716 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,444 # Spendin' my business all over town # 717 00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:42,111 # But my gal is red hot # 718 00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:44,450 # Your gal ain't doodly squat... # 719 00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:47,082 Aah! Let me go! 720 00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:49,217 Oh, Big Ethel! 721 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,920 Get off my ass! 722 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:55,321 Ooh. 723 00:48:58,302 --> 00:49:00,031 Sylvia! 724 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,594 Shoot! 725 00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,731 # Sylvia... # 726 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,505 # Sylvia... # 727 00:49:07,544 --> 00:49:09,512 # Z-Y-X # 728 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:11,707 # And W-V-U # 729 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,045 # T-S-R-Q # 730 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:15,415 # P-O-N-M-L-K # 731 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,044 # J-l-H # 732 00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:19,317 # G-F-E-D-C-B-A # 733 00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:22,382 # We say the backward alphabet # 734 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,519 # It's complex # 735 00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:26,290 # And trouble to learn too # 736 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:29,788 # But you can do it if you put your mind to it # 737 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,630 # That's the way... # 738 00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,761 # Now everybody say it # 739 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,635 # You can do the backwards alphabet # 740 00:49:35,672 --> 00:49:37,162 # Z-Y-X... # 741 00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:39,368 # You can learn the backwards alphabet # 742 00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:41,570 # S-R-Q-P... # 743 00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:43,374 # You can learn the backwards alphabet... # 744 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,254 - Sylvia? - Hmm? 745 00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:04,199 You have what is known as a "runaway vagina." 746 00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:06,862 - I do? - You had a concussion, honey. 747 00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:09,804 Sometimes a booboo on the head 748 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,774 can trigger inappropriate sexual outbursts. 749 00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:15,642 - You're a sex addict, Sylvia. - And you've hit bottom. 750 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,613 Don't listen to them, Mother. 751 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,047 Sexual addiction is a privilege. You know that. 752 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:22,677 Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? 753 00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:26,120 One nymphomaniac in the family's bad enough, but two?! 754 00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:28,590 It's a disease, Big Ethel. 755 00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:31,992 Being a whore is a disease? 756 00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:36,728 Caprice, because of your criminally enlarged breasts-- 757 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:38,132 You're a freak. 758 00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:40,762 The bloodstream to your brain has been blocked, 759 00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:43,364 causing permanent depression. 760 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:46,808 I'm not depressed. Daddy! 761 00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,835 - You should be depressed. - No, I don't want Prozac! 762 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,474 - No-- - These will make you feel normal. 763 00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:55,212 I don't want to feel normal! Mother, help me. 764 00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:58,415 Caprice, I apologize for my shameful behavior. 765 00:50:58,455 --> 00:51:00,423 Don't you recognize the concussion? 766 00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:03,187 Just swallow. 767 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,194 Prozac can lower the libido 768 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:08,095 and stymie the sexual fantasies of many female patients. 769 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,793 And then finally, finally we can schedule you 770 00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,495 for a breast reduction operation. 771 00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:15,164 No! I don't want to be Neuter. 772 00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:18,436 Maybe she's right. Sex addicts are everywhere. 773 00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:21,103 And soon they're gonna discover a new sex act. 774 00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:22,907 I'm supposed to help them. 775 00:51:22,946 --> 00:51:24,641 It will pass, Sylvia. 776 00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:27,343 No, there's this guy named Ray Ray 777 00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:30,842 and he is their leader and he ate me out. 778 00:51:30,887 --> 00:51:33,219 Ugh! 779 00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:37,090 You let strangers put their germ-filled mouths on your uterus? 780 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,629 Sylvia, Dr. Arlington told me about these meetings. 781 00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:44,156 Yeah, they're for people like you. 782 00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:47,967 Honey, the whole family is gonna go, Sylvia. 783 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:50,700 But we're not telling anybody. 784 00:51:52,008 --> 00:51:54,306 # Sylvia... # 785 00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,441 I've got a hard-on of gold, 786 00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:05,182 and my tongue is on fire. 787 00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:07,247 Let's go sexing...? 788 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:14,453 Sylvia, stay on this side. 789 00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:19,293 You had a concussion, honey. 790 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,203 Mmph. 791 00:52:27,744 --> 00:52:32,078 No, Caprice, you know it doesn't work that way. 792 00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:34,515 It has to be an accident. 793 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,129 Oh, please, I beg of you. 794 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:51,430 Help me to keep my sexual sobriety. 795 00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:52,765 Please. 796 00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:15,714 Ho-ho-ho! 797 00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:19,194 # Do you like boobs a lot? Yes, I like boobs a lot # 798 00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:21,390 # Boobs a lot, boobs a lot, you gotta like boobs a lot # 799 00:53:21,431 --> 00:53:23,524 # Really like boobs a lot, you gotta like boobs a lot # 800 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,728 # Boobs a lot, boobs a lot, you gotta like boobs a lot # 801 00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:27,862 # Down in the locker room, just we boys # 802 00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:29,838 # Beating down the locker room with all that noise # 803 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:32,034 # Singing "Do you like boobs a lot?" you gotta like boobs a lot... # 804 00:53:32,075 --> 00:53:34,236 # Boobs a lot, boobs a lot-- you like boobs a lot # 805 00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:35,301 # Do you wear your jock a lot? # 806 00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:40,309 Oh--! 807 00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:45,849 # If I forget to say my prayers # 808 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,585 # The devil jumps with glee # 809 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:52,152 # That he feels so awful-awful # 810 00:53:52,195 --> 00:53:55,653 # When he sees me on my knees # 811 00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:59,191 # So if you're full of trouble # 812 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,672 # And you never seem to win # 813 00:54:02,706 --> 00:54:05,869 # Just open up your heart # 814 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,606 # And let the sun shine in # 815 00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:13,605 # So let the sun shine in # 816 00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:16,847 # Face it with a grin # 817 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:19,719 # Open up your heart # 818 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:23,317 # And let the sun shine in. # 819 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,487 Sex. 820 00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:27,496 My name is Paige, 821 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,192 I'm from Roxton and I am a sex addict. 822 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:33,202 My drug of choice-- frottage, 823 00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:36,603 the sexual rubbing-up on unsuspecting citizens. 824 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,507 "Excuse me," I'd say, while I'd grind my crotch 825 00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:42,841 into an unsuspecting passenger on a crowded airplane. 826 00:54:42,879 --> 00:54:45,347 Halt, hungry, angry, 827 00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:47,373 lonely, tired. 828 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:50,386 No one ever knew. I was in first class... 829 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:52,980 Hello, I'm Ronnie the Rimmer and I'm a sex addict. 830 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,456 Uh. Uh! 831 00:54:55,525 --> 00:54:59,518 I'm Sylvia and my clitoris is in crisis. 832 00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,496 I'm Sylvia's husband Vaughn, 833 00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:04,591 and... I'm trying to understand. 834 00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:06,602 And this is my daughter, Caprice. 835 00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:09,469 Yeah, and Prozac saved my life. 836 00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:14,239 I'm Big Ethel and don't get any ideas, I'm normal. 837 00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:17,508 Hello, I'm Tony the Tickler and I was a tickle top. 838 00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:19,572 And that's nothing to laugh at. 839 00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:24,053 We are the Stickles family and it's nice to be here. 840 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:26,988 Excuse me, I'd say for the hundredth time... 841 00:55:27,023 --> 00:55:29,457 this is Lu Ann and Larry. 842 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,517 We were into "Roman showers." 843 00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:33,688 Vomiting on each other as foreplay. 844 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:35,322 But that doesn't come up anymore. 845 00:55:35,365 --> 00:55:37,697 No, siree, a higher power saved us. 846 00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,702 I want these people arrested 847 00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:41,761 and punished to the full extent of the law. 848 00:55:41,805 --> 00:55:43,898 Let me lead you to recovery. 849 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:48,534 Once, a man on jury duty complained that I rode his knee 850 00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:50,443 when we filed in to announce the verdict. 851 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,539 But I denied it to the judge. 852 00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:55,107 Sex addicts learn to lie. 853 00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:59,451 Denial-- don't need you to know that I am lying. 854 00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:02,287 They call me Dora. 855 00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:05,692 And I'm a chronic masturbator. 856 00:56:05,729 --> 00:56:08,721 I've been sober only two weeks now. 857 00:56:08,765 --> 00:56:12,064 I'm Sylvia and I've hit bottom. 858 00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,866 ...day in and day out. 859 00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:18,067 Finally someone reported me to a security guard and I was arrested. 860 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:22,807 - I would hope so. - We don't judge others here, madam. 861 00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:25,076 Progress, not perfection. 862 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:28,812 Sex addicts, your meetings are my life. 863 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,915 Thank you. 864 00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,718 Thank you so much. 865 00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:36,555 Halt, hungry, angry, 866 00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:38,618 Lonely, tired... 867 00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:42,324 All this yelling is giving me a "Swedish headache." 868 00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:46,859 you know what I mean? Horny. 869 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:48,894 This woman is crazy. 870 00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:51,566 Nothing's the matter with "beating the beaver" once in a while. 871 00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:56,403 Hello, I'm Paige and I am a sex addict. 872 00:56:56,446 --> 00:56:58,971 I'm Sylvia and I can't control 873 00:56:59,015 --> 00:57:01,677 my... "axis of evil." 874 00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:03,811 let me be your sponsor, Sylvia. 875 00:57:03,853 --> 00:57:06,788 Thank you. I'm so ashamed. 876 00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:11,317 - Admit to God-- you are a whore. - I'm a whore. 877 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:13,352 Make a list of all the people you've fucked 878 00:57:13,396 --> 00:57:15,694 and apologize to their parents. 879 00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:18,530 My name is Mr. Pay Day. 880 00:57:18,568 --> 00:57:21,662 - And I'm here for a little scat chat. - Thank you. 881 00:57:21,704 --> 00:57:26,141 A pay day is an unflushed turd, hence my name. 882 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:30,179 I used to defecate in public restrooms 883 00:57:30,213 --> 00:57:32,408 up and down Harford Road 884 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,384 - and never flush the toilet. - That was him? 885 00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:38,854 But my life of turd abuse didn't stop there, oh no. 886 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,187 I started doing "upper deckers"-- 887 00:57:42,225 --> 00:57:44,523 shitting in the top tank of the toilet, 888 00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:46,620 where no one would ever look to find the odor. 889 00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:49,154 I can certainly judge that. 890 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:52,327 - Progress, not perfection. - Thank you. 891 00:57:52,368 --> 00:57:54,359 Thank you, it really means a lot. 892 00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:58,636 Hi, my name is Caprice 893 00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:01,405 and I am a sex addict. 894 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,041 I used to be known as Ursula Udders, 895 00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:10,746 but let me tell you, Ursula Udders is utterly over. 896 00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:15,383 I'm on Prozac now and I am a new woman. 897 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,757 Oh. 898 00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:20,854 Halt, hungry, angry... 899 00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:24,162 Ever jerk off when one of your hands is asleep? 900 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,260 No. Look, please, I'm a Neuter. 901 00:58:27,303 --> 00:58:29,271 You should try it. 902 00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:33,036 It feels like somebody else is doing it. 903 00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:35,169 I defied nature and now I must pay the price. 904 00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:38,180 - Ever take a "rufie"? - No! 905 00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:41,308 Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home 906 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,945 and date rape myself all night long. 907 00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:48,048 ...that I will get a breast reduction operation. 908 00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:50,218 Yes. I will. 909 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,923 - I promise. - Yes! Yes! 910 00:58:53,963 --> 00:58:56,693 And I will never 911 00:58:56,733 --> 00:59:00,100 be nude again! 912 00:59:00,136 --> 00:59:03,833 Thank you. Thank you. 913 00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:06,433 I got my girls. 914 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:11,878 Er... er... my name is Sylvia, 915 00:59:11,915 --> 00:59:15,942 And I too am a sex addict. 916 00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:19,011 But I'm not dirty anymore. 917 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,752 Grrr-rr... 918 00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:25,249 That's right, Sylvia. You know how long your poor dead father had to wait? 919 00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:28,856 It was a long hard road to this vagina. 920 00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:34,767 We must warn others in the concussion community, 921 00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:39,241 that a head injury is not an excuse for debauchery. 922 00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:43,268 That's right, sister! 923 00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:47,944 But your vagina belongs to eternity, Sylvia Stickles. 924 00:59:49,485 --> 00:59:51,453 be gone, Beelzebub. 925 00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:54,285 Let my mother's pussy be! 926 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,417 I'm not your filthy apostle. 927 00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:58,586 No, sir, no! 928 00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:01,290 I'm not number anything. 929 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:05,995 He is a fraud. Remember Jim Jones? Remember People's Temple? 930 01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:10,267 He's a sex addict. A filthy controlling pervert who wants your soul. 931 01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:14,072 It's all mumbo-jumbo. He's just a filthy man. 932 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,601 Sex addicts, you are the chosen people. 933 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,477 Help us uncover nature's secret. 934 01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:21,176 Halt, horny, 935 01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:25,847 anal, lustful, titties. 936 01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:30,484 - Seduce your sponsor. - One fuck at a time. 937 01:00:30,526 --> 01:00:33,552 Intimacy equals inadequacy. 938 01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:35,757 What's the matter with you people? 939 01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,789 You're wasting valuable sex time. 940 01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:40,268 Your cunt is like a charity. 941 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:45,070 You must give, give and give... 942 01:00:45,108 --> 01:00:47,201 I'm slipping. 943 01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:49,336 I'm slipping. 944 01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:51,813 Recovery is regression. 945 01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:54,408 It will never pass. 946 01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:57,510 No, don't! I have to. 947 01:00:57,553 --> 01:01:00,852 Don't listen to him. 948 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:06,593 Stop it. Please, I'm a Neuter! 949 01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:11,893 Concussion sufferers, 950 01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:15,426 find the new orgasm and we'll all be supernatural. 951 01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:17,234 It's out there, you just... 952 01:01:17,273 --> 01:01:21,471 I have to do this. 953 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:26,308 There is no higher power than sex! 954 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,180 Stop it! Aah-ah! 955 01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:31,516 Stop it, don't touch me. I've been neutered. 956 01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:33,681 Let no sex act... 957 01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:36,351 You're fired, David, and no unemployment neither. 958 01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:39,361 It's okay. This is sex. 959 01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:41,761 There is a beautiful woman here tonight named Sylvia 960 01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,766 who can reveal a secret. 961 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,769 And that woman is my wife! 962 01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:49,863 Vaughn, let us show you eternal sexual satisfaction. 963 01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:51,897 - We love you. - Love?! 964 01:01:51,941 --> 01:01:54,774 Whatever you do, don't call it love. 965 01:01:57,413 --> 01:02:00,280 Oh, God! 966 01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:09,088 Let's go sexing! 967 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:12,117 # Help me Mr. Fireman, please # 968 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,459 # You know I'm burning from my head to my knees # 969 01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:16,761 # I'm aflame with such a burning desire # 970 01:02:16,799 --> 01:02:20,166 # That little girl sets my soul on fire # 971 01:02:20,203 --> 01:02:23,969 # She's got me burning up like a paper cup # 972 01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:27,203 # Whoo-whoo-whoo, I'm on fire... # 973 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:30,076 Come on, Dad! 974 01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:33,014 - Go, baby. - Get off of me! 975 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:35,313 Ooh! 976 01:02:35,351 --> 01:02:38,411 Sylvia, Sylvia? 977 01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:41,946 Sylvia? 978 01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:44,289 #...Hmmm, hmmm, I'm on fire... # 979 01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:49,098 ...the shock of each moment and still be alive. 980 01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,340 You've got the devil in your cervix, that's what you've got. 981 01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:07,209 Come home to my penis where you belong. 982 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:10,708 I can't, Vaughn. I'm a libertine. 983 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:12,880 I say no to sexual addiction. 984 01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:15,891 You'll get a yeast infection. 985 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,553 Now is the time for home invasion! 986 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,133 # Oh, his pop-up doesn't pop up anymore... # 987 01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:37,146 Somebody help! 988 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:39,307 # It just doesn't do the thing it did before... # 989 01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:41,145 Somebody gave him pills! 990 01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:46,588 #...His pop-up will not pop up anymore. # 991 01:03:49,091 --> 01:03:51,457 We're gonna make a nice sauce... 992 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,052 Oh, my God! 993 01:03:53,095 --> 01:03:55,689 Okay, who wants to fuck me? 994 01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:58,598 I do. 995 01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,932 She wants me! 996 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:03,700 - Get off of him! - Let me go with her! 997 01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:05,673 # Have faith, hope and charity # 998 01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:07,198 - # Have faith, hope and charity... # - Sex is disgusting! 999 01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:08,801 # That's the way to live successfully # 1000 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,904 # That's the way to live successfully # 1001 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:11,914 # How do I know? The Bible tells me so...# 1002 01:04:11,948 --> 01:04:12,937 # How do I know? The Bible tells me so...# 1003 01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:13,949 # How do I know? The Bible tells me so...# 1004 01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:17,951 # The Bible tells me... # 1005 01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:21,946 # Do good to your enemies # 1006 01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:23,618 # And the blessed Lord you'll surely please # 1007 01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:29,626 # How do I know? The Bible tells me so # 1008 01:04:29,665 --> 01:04:31,929 # The Bible tells me # 1009 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:35,460 # Don't worry 'bout tomorrow # 1010 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:39,133 # Just be real good today # 1011 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:42,576 # The Lord is right beside you... # 1012 01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,603 All right, everybody, just come on in. 1013 01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:46,706 That's right, everybody in. 1014 01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,979 Thank you. Thank you so much for coming out tonight. 1015 01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:50,645 - We got toilet paper? - We've got toilet paper. 1016 01:04:50,686 --> 01:04:52,779 We couldn't be doing this without you. 1017 01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:55,985 Move up, everybody, okay? 1018 01:04:56,025 --> 01:04:58,687 Now, parents, talk to your children 1019 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,959 tell them how repulsive sex is. 1020 01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:07,129 And kids, tell your mom and dad the truth. 1021 01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:10,502 Second base isn't just feeling up a bra strap anymore. 1022 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:12,507 No, it's a blow job. 1023 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,509 No blow jobs! 1024 01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:18,475 Teenagers everywhere, 1025 01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:21,677 come on, join the Neuter resistance. 1026 01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:25,312 We're not here protesting anything tonight, are we, Neuters? 1027 01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:27,447 No! 1028 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:29,321 We're for something. 1029 01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:31,326 Yes, yes! 1030 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:35,262 That's right. We're for the end of tolerance. 1031 01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:39,923 Tolerance went too far and we all know it. 1032 01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:42,164 No more tolerance! 1033 01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:45,173 No more tolerance! No more tolerance! 1034 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:48,699 No more tolerance! No more tolerance! 1035 01:05:48,744 --> 01:05:51,042 Hurry, hurry! 1036 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,447 Hey, feel like blowing some tunes? 1037 01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:57,816 Come on, don't be shy, what's the matter with you? 1038 01:05:57,853 --> 01:05:59,821 Hey! 1039 01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:02,722 I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch. 1040 01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:08,661 # Hoo-hah, hoo-hah... # 1041 01:06:11,834 --> 01:06:13,825 # Baby, baby... # 1042 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:15,837 # Baby, baby, baby... # 1043 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:21,208 Down here! Come on and join the fun! 1044 01:06:22,378 --> 01:06:24,710 Ooh! 1045 01:06:27,683 --> 01:06:30,447 Hey, hey you white devil! 1046 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:33,978 Come on up here and give me some of that strange. 1047 01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:36,389 ...pussy wants some action. 1048 01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,393 That's right, Sylvia, 1049 01:06:38,427 --> 01:06:41,396 we're going pearl diving. 1050 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:46,600 Yes, siree, I'm looking to go "below 14th Street." 1051 01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:49,433 Get it, Sylvia, get it while you can. 1052 01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:50,939 I'm coming as fast as I can. 1053 01:06:52,141 --> 01:06:55,406 No, you're not, motherfucker. 1054 01:06:55,444 --> 01:06:57,571 Whoa! 1055 01:06:57,613 --> 01:06:59,205 Get your ass in here now. 1056 01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:02,740 Get out of here, come on, beat it, Sylvia. 1057 01:07:15,598 --> 01:07:18,032 Fucking tranquilizers. 1058 01:07:23,005 --> 01:07:26,873 It's all right. Ray Ray is gonna be all better, right? 1059 01:07:26,909 --> 01:07:30,572 You betrayed me. 1060 01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:33,207 No, I'm back. I just had a relapse. 1061 01:07:33,249 --> 01:07:36,946 Heretics! Because of you I can't have sex. 1062 01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:39,420 It's not our fault, we're sorry. 1063 01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:42,151 Try this. "Face The Nation." 1064 01:07:42,191 --> 01:07:44,785 No. Help me. 1065 01:07:47,329 --> 01:07:51,959 - I want to be horny. - You will be. Concentrate. 1066 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:56,131 Did you know sex is even infiltrating the economy? 1067 01:07:56,172 --> 01:08:00,802 Experts estimate at least 15,000 Americans 1068 01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,744 are masturbating at work right this minute. 1069 01:08:03,779 --> 01:08:06,907 Masturbation is costing American business... 1070 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:09,281 Come back, Caprice. 1071 01:08:09,318 --> 01:08:12,253 Get out. This is a Neuter establishment. 1072 01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:14,415 We don't serve Ray Ray's people here. 1073 01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:18,188 Don't get a breast reduction, Ursula. Fat Fuck Frank will die. 1074 01:08:18,227 --> 01:08:20,957 Oh, his spiritual life is already dead. 1075 01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,964 But it's coming! 1076 01:08:22,998 --> 01:08:26,695 No, it isn't. There is no new sex act. 1077 01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:28,999 The Ressur-sexion is about to happen. 1078 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,097 Oh, God, you're crazy. 1079 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,938 This is Tuesday night. This is Harford Road. 1080 01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:36,137 This is a school night! 1081 01:08:41,684 --> 01:08:44,517 Ladies, let's start over. 1082 01:08:44,553 --> 01:08:47,215 Have you heard about vaginal restoration? 1083 01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:50,157 Any gynecologist can do it. 1084 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:53,355 The hymen is sewn back together. 1085 01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:54,362 Ah-agh! 1086 01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:56,489 Hey, rent a room, not here. 1087 01:08:56,532 --> 01:09:00,195 - Get the hell out of my store. - Just come on, you guys. 1088 01:09:00,236 --> 01:09:02,704 Oh, Vaughn, get this creep out of here. 1089 01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:05,434 Right now, I want you out of here. 1090 01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:11,509 - Ugh! - # On top of spaghetti # 1091 01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:14,107 # All covered with cheese... # 1092 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:17,051 Use a napkin, you freak. 1093 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:19,520 #...I lost my poor meatball... # 1094 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:21,648 # When somebody sneezed... # 1095 01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:23,555 - Oh yeah. - # When somebody sneezed. # 1096 01:09:28,397 --> 01:09:31,025 They're everywhere. They're in the bushes. 1097 01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:34,399 Dad, somebody's licking our tires. 1098 01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:36,631 - Honey, don't look. - Hey, pervert! 1099 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,731 Leave our family alone. 1100 01:09:38,774 --> 01:09:42,039 - Oof! - Come on, let's just get out of here. 1101 01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:43,408 Oh-ho-ho. Oh. 1102 01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:46,175 Ooh, ever hear of helicoptering? 1103 01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:48,513 Whipping someone's face with your erect penis? 1104 01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:50,280 - Whap, whap, whap! - Old hat. 1105 01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:52,446 - Shrimping? - Everybody licks toes. 1106 01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:55,082 Tromboning-- jacking off when you're taking a crap? 1107 01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:58,184 I did that during the Reagan Administration. 1108 01:09:58,227 --> 01:10:01,754 Try some vitamins. 1109 01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:08,063 I need to satisfy someone. 1110 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:10,071 Oh, yeah. 1111 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,970 # Tell me a story # 1112 01:10:17,012 --> 01:10:18,980 # Tell me a story # 1113 01:10:19,014 --> 01:10:22,450 # Tell me a story, remember what you said # 1114 01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:24,645 # You promised me, you said you would # 1115 01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:26,484 # You've got to give in so I'll be good # 1116 01:10:26,522 --> 01:10:28,285 # Tell me a story... # 1117 01:10:28,324 --> 01:10:30,383 yes, Mommy's drying dishes 1118 01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:33,156 so that pretty little baby will have clean plate-plates 1119 01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:35,459 when we move to our new house. 1120 01:10:35,497 --> 01:10:38,125 #...Go home without my raise in pay # 1121 01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,933 - # Home by the fire where a man can-- # - Mama! Mama! 1122 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:44,303 # Sleep out there by the chair # 1123 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:46,501 # Not a worry, not a care... # 1124 01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,581 Come on, you're the cunnilingus concussion king. 1125 01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,181 Am l? Am l? 1126 01:11:02,224 --> 01:11:04,556 So many vaginas, so little time. 1127 01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:06,151 I try and do good work. 1128 01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:08,060 Sometimes chocolate helps. 1129 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,088 Oh, give me the green one. 1130 01:11:10,132 --> 01:11:12,100 Boy, those fuckers work. 1131 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:14,694 I managed to cop some Spanish fly down on the block. 1132 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,263 Oh, that's some good shit. 1133 01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:19,569 - Felching? - Done it. 1134 01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:21,576 - Getting your "red wings"? - I got 'em. 1135 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:24,044 - Plate job? - Over and under. 1136 01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,013 - Blossoms? - Don't want them. 1137 01:11:26,048 --> 01:11:27,515 Ever tried these? 1138 01:11:27,549 --> 01:11:31,713 Damn Viagra. And I'm already there. 1139 01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:45,466 "Astral-orgasm," 1140 01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:49,096 reaching an out-of-body state through sexual arousal. 1141 01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:06,719 Let's go sexing! 1142 01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:14,696 Come on, you can't do that inside. Take it outside. 1143 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:17,358 Yeah, I'm looking for to get blowed. 1144 01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:18,457 We don't have that. 1145 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,060 I've been scarred! 1146 01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:23,869 Get off me, I'm straight. 1147 01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:26,204 So's spaghetti till you get it heated up. 1148 01:12:26,241 --> 01:12:28,903 I tell you, this virginal operation works. 1149 01:12:28,944 --> 01:12:31,208 Even the most skeptical man will be convinced. 1150 01:12:31,246 --> 01:12:33,214 You're what I'd call a pity fuck? 1151 01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:37,344 The restored virgin fills a gelatin capsule with blood 1152 01:12:37,386 --> 01:12:40,583 and inserts it into her vagina just before intercourse. 1153 01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:42,249 You're all crazy. 1154 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:45,124 When she has sex for the first time, the hymen will pop. 1155 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,186 You'll be a virgin for the second time. 1156 01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:51,666 - Leave us alone. - Help! 1157 01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:55,761 Hey! Hey! Call the National Guard. 1158 01:12:55,804 --> 01:12:56,964 To hell with Harford Road! 1159 01:12:57,005 --> 01:12:58,870 We're moving back to D.C. Where we belong. 1160 01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:00,966 - Frank, call them off. - But, Ursula, 1161 01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:04,410 they are hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that. 1162 01:13:04,446 --> 01:13:08,177 I am pure now, Fat Blank Frank, I'm a Neuter. 1163 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,912 Just let them puppies loose, honey. 1164 01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:13,149 I have faced the beast of lust and I have won. 1165 01:13:13,188 --> 01:13:15,986 Besides, my back hurts. 1166 01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:19,653 I get rashes. Simple chores bother me. 1167 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:22,323 I would like to sleep on my stomach, if you don't mind. 1168 01:13:22,364 --> 01:13:24,855 Please, Ursula...! 1169 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:28,392 - Let's go sexing. - N-O spells no! 1170 01:13:28,437 --> 01:13:31,895 - Come on, man-- - This isn't that kind of place. Lady! 1171 01:13:35,611 --> 01:13:38,739 aah-- auto-erotic asphyxiation. 1172 01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:40,806 Oh, you oughta try it, ahh! 1173 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:44,808 - Let me in, you know you got it. - Get away! We're not horny. 1174 01:13:44,853 --> 01:13:47,151 We're married. We don't want anything. 1175 01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:51,755 Somebody somewhere, 1176 01:13:51,794 --> 01:13:55,025 finish me up! 1177 01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:18,210 - Huh? - Feel like getting lucky? 1178 01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:21,222 Huh? Huh-Uh. 1179 01:14:22,925 --> 01:14:25,485 Hey, how about you? Huh? How about you? 1180 01:14:25,527 --> 01:14:28,189 Uh-huh. 1181 01:14:35,003 --> 01:14:38,803 You are barred from the Pinewood Park-and-Pay. 1182 01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:42,674 Ever hear of mononucleosis? 1183 01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:44,975 Get help! 1184 01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:52,350 - Oh, my God! - Hey, polar bear, 1185 01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:54,412 - you know what an "otter" is? - No. 1186 01:14:54,456 --> 01:14:59,826 It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be. 1187 01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:02,592 Find me a significant otter. 1188 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,862 Ungh! 1189 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:10,862 Whoop! 1190 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,805 Oof! 1191 01:15:16,078 --> 01:15:18,376 Oh! 1192 01:15:29,591 --> 01:15:31,354 Yes! 1193 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:33,361 Get out, you disgusting piece of filth. 1194 01:15:33,395 --> 01:15:35,556 Get out now and never come back. 1195 01:15:48,944 --> 01:15:51,640 Yeah, baby! 1196 01:15:52,648 --> 01:15:54,047 Oh, no, not you! 1197 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,982 Yeah, baby! 1198 01:15:56,018 --> 01:15:57,986 Yeah, baby! Whoo-ooh! 1199 01:16:02,024 --> 01:16:03,685 Yeah! 1200 01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:06,626 Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! 1201 01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,794 Mom! 1202 01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:18,067 # Yeah, my gal is red hot # 1203 01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:20,131 # Your gal ain't doodly squat # 1204 01:16:20,175 --> 01:16:23,576 # Well she ain't got no money, but man, she's really got a lot... # 1205 01:16:23,612 --> 01:16:26,911 # Oh, baby, let me bang your box # 1206 01:16:28,150 --> 01:16:30,948 # Baby, let me bang your box # 1207 01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:33,420 # Baby, let me bang your box # 1208 01:16:33,455 --> 01:16:36,049 # Baby, let me bang your box # 1209 01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:38,958 # Baby, let me bang it, baby, let me bang it # 1210 01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:41,622 # Baby, let me bang your box # 1211 01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:56,102 #...Let me bang your box, oh, baby, I'll give you a thrill... # 1212 01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:58,203 This is a liberated area. 1213 01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:00,976 The sexual revolution has been won. 1214 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:03,177 You can finally be free. Come out. 1215 01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:05,186 The Neuters have fled. 1216 01:17:05,220 --> 01:17:06,847 There is somebody for everybody. 1217 01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:09,356 - That means you!... - Ray Ray! 1218 01:17:09,391 --> 01:17:12,918 Straight, gay or bi, there's a new sex act just waiting for you. 1219 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:16,089 Sex for everybody! Fuck your neighbors joyously. 1220 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:19,066 Hurry! You, on your front lawn. 1221 01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:21,035 Join us. Come on, let's go. 1222 01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:23,537 The Neuters are history. 1223 01:17:23,572 --> 01:17:25,563 We are taking over! 1224 01:17:25,607 --> 01:17:27,404 Today Harford Road... 1225 01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:30,502 Tomorrow the world! 1226 01:17:30,545 --> 01:17:33,946 Then all of Baltimore, then up to Washington and finally New York, 1227 01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:36,610 the Midwest, the South, California, 1228 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,052 Europe, Japan, North Korea-- 1229 01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:41,317 the whole world will soon fuck at the same time. 1230 01:17:41,356 --> 01:17:43,916 Sexual anarchy will finally happen. 1231 01:17:48,263 --> 01:17:50,322 Come on, let's go! Jump on! 1232 01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:02,432 Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has informed us 1233 01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:03,967 that we have begun our final approach 1234 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:06,105 into Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. 1235 01:18:06,148 --> 01:18:08,241 Mr. Hasselhoff? 1236 01:18:08,283 --> 01:18:11,275 Sorry to interrupt, but you are my favorite star. 1237 01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:13,844 - Can I have your autograph? - Yeah, sure. 1238 01:18:13,889 --> 01:18:15,720 - Thank you. - If you must use the lavatory 1239 01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:18,282 prior to our scheduled arrival, please do so at this time. 1240 01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:20,954 Excuse me one second. Thanks. 1241 01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:25,299 Per FAA regulations, 1242 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:27,893 please put away any electronic devices. 1243 01:18:27,936 --> 01:18:31,030 Flight crew, prepare for landing. 1244 01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:38,807 Sylvia! 1245 01:18:38,847 --> 01:18:41,543 Ursula! 1246 01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,608 You're beautiful, baby... 1247 01:18:43,652 --> 01:18:46,052 I'm past that, Fat Frank, forever! 1248 01:18:48,156 --> 01:18:50,124 Yeah, come on. 1249 01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:08,575 Oh, my pills! 1250 01:19:09,644 --> 01:19:12,613 Oh! 1251 01:19:33,335 --> 01:19:36,463 Oh... 1252 01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:55,878 Honey... 1253 01:19:55,924 --> 01:19:58,825 can I have some lunch downtown? 1254 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:01,954 - Oh. - Dad, ah! 1255 01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:06,127 Oh-hh! 1256 01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:12,406 - Ha-ha! - No, Vaughn, I've done that. 1257 01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:16,500 You know, don't you? 1258 01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:33,619 Oh! 1259 01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:49,468 Oh-hh! 1260 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,948 Oh-hh...! 1261 01:21:11,233 --> 01:21:13,463 She was a Neuter. 1262 01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:16,664 A sexual anorexic whose time has come. 1263 01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:42,423 Ow! Oh! 1264 01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,012 Big Ethel...? 1265 01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:08,249 Ooh-oh! 1266 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,841 The big "O." 1267 01:23:12,587 --> 01:23:15,920 Do it for us one more time, Ray Ray. 1268 01:23:18,193 --> 01:23:20,525 Now, Ray Ray, now! 1269 01:23:20,562 --> 01:23:24,589 Now! 1270 01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:30,402 Let's go sexing! 1271 01:23:51,893 --> 01:23:55,886 # At the end of a rainbow # 1272 01:23:55,930 --> 01:23:59,832 # You'll find a pot of gold # 1273 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:03,634 # At the end of a story # 1274 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:06,970 # You'll find it's all been told # 1275 01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:11,445 # But our love has a treasure # 1276 01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:14,971 # Our hearts can always spend # 1277 01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:19,180 # And it has a story # 1278 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:24,089 # Without any end # 1279 01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:27,925 # At the end of a river # 1280 01:24:27,962 --> 01:24:31,762 # The water stops its flow # 1281 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:35,998 # At the end of a highway # 1282 01:24:36,037 --> 01:24:39,097 # There's no place you can go # 1283 01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:43,167 # But just tell me you love me # 1284 01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:47,580 # And you are only mine # 1285 01:24:47,615 --> 01:24:51,346 # And our love will go on # 1286 01:24:51,386 --> 01:24:54,651 # Till the end... # 1287 01:24:54,689 --> 01:24:59,023 # Of time # 1288 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:08,501 # At the end of a river # 1289 01:25:08,536 --> 01:25:12,632 # The water stops its flow # 1290 01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:16,610 # At the end of a highway # 1291 01:25:16,644 --> 01:25:19,841 # There's no place you can go # 1292 01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:23,977 # But just tell me you love me # 1293 01:25:24,018 --> 01:25:28,079 # And you are only mine # 1294 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:32,321 # And our love will go on # 1295 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:36,160 # Till the end... # 1296 01:25:36,197 --> 01:25:41,100 # Of time # 1297 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:45,800 # Till the end... # 1298 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:51,210 # Of time. # 1299 01:26:02,123 --> 01:26:04,785 # Let's go sexing # 1300 01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:08,825 # Let's go sexing # 1301 01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:13,096 # Let's go sexing # 1302 01:26:15,236 --> 01:26:17,431 # You know I love you # 1303 01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:19,736 # When you make me feel good # 1304 01:26:19,774 --> 01:26:21,742 # A funny feeling # 1305 01:26:21,776 --> 01:26:23,971 # Pounding in my head # 1306 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:25,980 # My hands are trembling # 1307 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,346 # My eyes are turning red # 1308 01:26:28,383 --> 01:26:30,214 # I'm a desperate man # 1309 01:26:30,251 --> 01:26:32,947 # With a heavy load # 1310 01:26:32,987 --> 01:26:34,818 # Like a volcano # 1311 01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:37,120 # I'm about to explode # 1312 01:26:37,158 --> 01:26:39,422 # Let's go sexing # 1313 01:26:41,162 --> 01:26:43,722 # Let's go sexing # 1314 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:47,964 # Let's go sexing # 1315 01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:52,500 # You know I love you # 1316 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:54,735 # When you make me feel good # 1317 01:27:11,659 --> 01:27:14,287 # Let's go sexing # 1318 01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:18,697 # Let's go sexing # 1319 01:27:20,368 --> 01:27:22,928 # Let's go sexing # 1320 01:27:24,872 --> 01:27:27,136 # You know I love you # 1321 01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:29,541 # When you make me feel good # 1322 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:33,638 # Come on, concussion, liberate my brain # 1323 01:27:33,681 --> 01:27:35,774 # My pulse is rushing # 1324 01:27:35,817 --> 01:27:38,217 # There's lava in my veins # 1325 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,346 # Pumping with passion # 1326 01:27:40,388 --> 01:27:42,447 # Throbbing with desire # 1327 01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:46,426 # A heatseeker missile with a burning tailfire # 1328 01:27:46,461 --> 01:27:49,328 # Oh, let's go sexing # 1329 01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:53,623 # Let's go sexing # 1330 01:27:55,570 --> 01:27:57,902 # Let's go sexing # 1331 01:28:00,074 --> 01:28:02,042 # I'll say I love you # 1332 01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:04,670 # If it makes you feel good # 1333 01:28:16,891 --> 01:28:19,416 # I'm a wild Roman candle # 1334 01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:21,428 # With, baby, loads of fire # 1335 01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:24,090 # Oh, let's go sexing # 1336 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,568 # Yeah, let's go sexing # 1337 01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:32,905 # Let's go sexing # 1338 01:28:34,809 --> 01:28:36,777 # I'll say I love you # 1339 01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:39,746 # If you make me feel good # 1340 01:28:41,249 --> 01:28:44,412 # Oh yeah! # 1341 01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:49,999 Subtitles By: Dan4Jem96351

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