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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,718 --> 00:00:16,718 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,312 Hi Mommy. 3 00:02:12,314 --> 00:02:13,246 Hi Mom. 4 00:02:13,248 --> 00:02:15,215 Hold on, we've got a poor connection. 5 00:02:15,217 --> 00:02:17,250 I know, us too. 6 00:02:17,252 --> 00:02:18,151 Okay, we're good now. 7 00:02:18,153 --> 00:02:18,853 Okay, good. 8 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:20,153 Wanna see a spaceship I built? 9 00:02:20,155 --> 00:02:21,522 This is where they fly the ship. 10 00:02:21,524 --> 00:02:22,188 Uh-huh. 11 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:23,256 This is where they sleep, 12 00:02:23,258 --> 00:02:26,226 and this is where they go during meteor showers. 13 00:02:26,228 --> 00:02:28,529 Oh wow, that's so cool! 14 00:02:28,531 --> 00:02:29,697 Can you bring it to school so I can 15 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:31,131 see it when I pick you up tomorrow? 16 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:32,500 Sure, great. 17 00:02:32,502 --> 00:02:33,668 Wallace, when was the last time 18 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,503 you brushed that hair? 19 00:02:35,505 --> 00:02:36,804 This morning. 20 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:39,540 Did you brush your teeth this morning too? 21 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:40,543 Yes. 22 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:44,645 Oh Wallace, don't hit your brother. 23 00:02:44,647 --> 00:02:46,413 - Come on. - I didn't, he hit me. 24 00:02:46,415 --> 00:02:47,615 - Did not! - Okay. 25 00:02:47,617 --> 00:02:48,549 You guys. 26 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:50,352 Do you wanna see what I made? 27 00:02:51,721 --> 00:02:54,321 You have such great new ones there. 28 00:02:54,323 --> 00:02:55,923 Thanks, which ones do you like? 29 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:58,659 I can bring them to your house. 30 00:02:58,661 --> 00:02:59,829 I meant our house. 31 00:03:01,296 --> 00:03:03,330 Can I speak to your Dad real quick? 32 00:03:03,332 --> 00:03:04,297 Yeah, sure. 33 00:03:04,299 --> 00:03:06,299 Dad! 34 00:03:06,301 --> 00:03:07,537 - Hi. - What's going on? 35 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:09,804 Hi, how are ya? 36 00:03:09,806 --> 00:03:11,304 Hi, good. 37 00:03:11,306 --> 00:03:13,306 Tim, you forgot his guitar. 38 00:03:13,308 --> 00:03:14,542 Sometimes I feel like I'm the only 39 00:03:14,544 --> 00:03:15,476 one on top of these things. 40 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:18,311 - Sorry Abigail, I spaced. - Okay great. 41 00:03:18,313 --> 00:03:19,814 - It won't happen again. - So it won't be a problem? 42 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:20,681 No problem. 43 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:22,516 - Okay. - Okay, listen. 44 00:03:22,518 --> 00:03:23,851 Luke and Wally it's your bath time. 45 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:24,885 Say goodbye to your Mama... 46 00:03:24,887 --> 00:03:25,686 No! 47 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:26,520 Say goodbye! 48 00:03:26,522 --> 00:03:28,221 It's your bath time! 49 00:03:28,223 --> 00:03:31,826 So I'll see you guys tomorrow at pick up right? 50 00:03:31,828 --> 00:03:32,793 Okay. 51 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,495 Love you Wallace, love you Luke. 52 00:03:34,497 --> 00:03:35,463 Love you Mom! 53 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,697 - Bye! - Love you! 54 00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:06,687 Hi, Benjamin. 55 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:07,690 Hi. 56 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:14,396 So we have a lot in common. 57 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:16,632 Oh, yeah? 58 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,334 Yeah. 59 00:05:23,773 --> 00:05:26,542 So do you really like to cuddle? 60 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:28,876 Excuse me? 61 00:05:28,878 --> 00:05:29,710 'Cause I do. 62 00:05:29,712 --> 00:05:31,311 I mean I actually do like to cuddle, 63 00:05:31,313 --> 00:05:32,880 but I think then some people just say that 64 00:05:32,882 --> 00:05:35,651 'cause they wanna seem cuddlier. 65 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,821 I mean, a lot of people really don't like cuddling. 66 00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:44,927 It's like a morbid fear of physical contact and intimacy. 67 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:49,029 In general, they just try to destroy it 68 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:52,800 like it's a wave that breaks apart before it crests. 69 00:05:52,802 --> 00:05:53,636 So you surf? 70 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:55,936 Yeah. 71 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:59,006 And I'm only ever truly at peace in the water. 72 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:00,009 Oh. 73 00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:02,843 I'm kidding, I'm completely kidding. 74 00:06:02,845 --> 00:06:04,678 I'm not a surfer, no. 75 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,580 I've been a couple times, pretty fun. 76 00:06:06,582 --> 00:06:09,116 Yeah well, fun is overrated. 77 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,585 It's so overrated. 78 00:06:11,587 --> 00:06:14,322 It kinda does beat staying at home and weeping though. 79 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,957 You should try it sometime. 80 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:17,825 Fun? 81 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:19,994 No, no, surfing. 82 00:06:19,996 --> 00:06:20,997 Oh. 83 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:22,999 Yeah, maybe I will. 84 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:25,900 Gosh, I'm a little thrown. 85 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:28,738 I'm sorry, you're a lot more beautiful than the... 86 00:06:31,941 --> 00:06:32,942 Okay, wait. 87 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:36,479 This is you, right? 88 00:06:37,713 --> 00:06:39,379 Right? 89 00:06:39,381 --> 00:06:40,382 Yeah. 90 00:06:41,017 --> 00:06:41,816 Yeah. 91 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:42,819 Yes. 92 00:06:43,753 --> 00:06:44,754 I'm sorry. 93 00:06:46,055 --> 00:06:47,521 I'm Abigail. 94 00:06:47,523 --> 00:06:48,489 - Very nice to meet you. - Hi. 95 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,290 Benjamin. 96 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:50,791 - Benjamin, that's right. - Right. 97 00:06:50,793 --> 00:06:51,992 Yeah, my. 98 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:52,995 That's, 99 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:55,796 oh that's a long story. 100 00:06:55,798 --> 00:06:57,698 - It's not, my friend did that. - You didn't. 101 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:58,699 - Yeah. - I see. 102 00:06:58,701 --> 00:06:59,466 Well is it okay if I get a drink? 103 00:06:59,468 --> 00:07:00,434 - Yes, please do. - With you? 104 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:01,302 - Please get a drink. - That's all right? 105 00:07:01,304 --> 00:07:03,773 Yes, and let's start over. 106 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:07,041 And then you can fight things like fracking. 107 00:07:07,043 --> 00:07:08,709 Yeah, I love to fight a fracker. 108 00:07:08,711 --> 00:07:09,712 Right? 109 00:07:10,646 --> 00:07:11,946 Shit. 110 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:12,949 Shit! 111 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,851 Oh no. 112 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:17,718 What? 113 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,087 I know how this is gonna end already. 114 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,188 Oh. 115 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,022 - Yeah. - Really? 116 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:22,656 It's gonna end badly. 117 00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:24,694 It's gonna end tragically. 118 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:26,961 Yeah. 119 00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:27,962 It's really sad. 120 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:29,630 That is sad. 121 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:30,497 I know, it's unavoidable. 122 00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:31,498 I mean, it's gonna start out so sweet. 123 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,802 Like unbelievably sweet love of your life sweet, 124 00:07:34,804 --> 00:07:37,938 for a while, and then stress from outside forces 125 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:40,140 we can't predict is gonna get the better of us. 126 00:07:40,142 --> 00:07:42,142 And then we'll just slowly devolve 127 00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:43,878 and then suddenly into this shock 128 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,046 and awe style of war of attrition. 129 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,516 And then just before we've completely destroyed each other, 130 00:07:49,518 --> 00:07:50,885 there's gonna be this brief rest bit of 131 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,823 calm, pure, perfect love. 132 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,957 Then, something from the past 133 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,159 that was set in motion a long time ago, 134 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:01,996 some like minor but irreversible mistake 135 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:03,030 is gonna get the better of us 136 00:08:03,032 --> 00:08:04,732 and then there's not gonna be any turning back, 137 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,569 and we'll just devolve into this horrible like, 138 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,874 one more night please, kind of sex. 139 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:15,809 Eventually we'll just get exhausted by all the drama. 140 00:08:15,811 --> 00:08:17,978 But then, I think in spite of ourselves 141 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,947 we become really really close friends 142 00:08:19,949 --> 00:08:21,982 and then of course one of us dies 143 00:08:21,984 --> 00:08:23,119 before we tie the knot. 144 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,986 I just assumed one of us would sleep with someone else 145 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:27,788 and ruin the whole thing. 146 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:28,622 You mean me. 147 00:08:28,624 --> 00:08:29,256 Yeah. 148 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,190 Yeah. 149 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:31,926 Look, we need to. 150 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:32,760 I know what we need to do. 151 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,495 - What? - We gotta take precautions. 152 00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:35,996 - Precautions? - Yeah. 153 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:37,798 Precautions. 154 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,732 10 things. 155 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:41,535 10 things we should do before we break up. 156 00:08:41,537 --> 00:08:44,171 So if it's doomed, why even bother? 157 00:08:44,173 --> 00:08:45,172 Well, it doesn't have to be doomed, 158 00:08:45,174 --> 00:08:48,842 this just all depends on how you feel about it. 159 00:08:48,844 --> 00:08:49,843 Number one. 160 00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:53,981 Okay, get to at least second base in a taxi 161 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:55,549 while crossing a bridge. 162 00:08:55,551 --> 00:08:57,117 What are you, 12? 163 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,652 I was testing the waters, okay... 164 00:08:58,654 --> 00:09:01,956 Okay, number two, read the Sunday Times 165 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:02,856 in bed cover to cover. 166 00:09:02,858 --> 00:09:03,793 Cover to cover. 167 00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:06,126 Okay, just the travel section. 168 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,795 We can pick places we wanna go, 169 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,897 and plan trips and never go on them. 170 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:12,566 Okay, well then number three, this is for you. 171 00:09:12,568 --> 00:09:14,001 Learn to surf. 172 00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:17,104 Number four, walk on a deserted beach. 173 00:09:17,106 --> 00:09:18,839 I think that's a little bit obvious. 174 00:09:18,841 --> 00:09:21,575 What if we like make out in an empty swimming pool. 175 00:09:21,577 --> 00:09:24,278 Or actually could we ride on 176 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,280 all the elevated trains in Brooklyn? 177 00:09:26,282 --> 00:09:28,048 That's oddly specific. 178 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,817 Yeah, it's sort of a buried memory. 179 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,853 It's the last thing me and my Dad ever did together. 180 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:33,721 Oh, that's sad. 181 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:36,090 Okay, let's move on, number five. 182 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:38,058 Scream at each other. 183 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,994 Number six, hold each other and cry. 184 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,095 Oh! No! 185 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,129 We're breaking up now! 186 00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:42,830 We gotta hurry up! 187 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:46,000 Number seven, kiss and make up. 188 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,668 And I think we should do like kissing 189 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,136 for 10 solid minutes. 190 00:09:49,138 --> 00:09:51,271 Okay, number eight, 191 00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:53,040 get married and have a child. 192 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,143 Oh, oh, a child? 193 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:55,943 Yeah, it... 194 00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:57,847 What if I don't wanna have kids? 195 00:09:58,714 --> 00:10:01,048 Well then that would be a deal breaker for me. 196 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,850 Come on, kids are creepy. 197 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,751 Kids are creepy? 198 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:05,019 Yeah, you know, 199 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:05,888 they're like intense. 200 00:10:07,156 --> 00:10:09,623 Okay, okay, number nine, nine, say I'm sorry. 201 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:10,991 Number 10, say goodbye. 202 00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:11,692 No, no, no! 203 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,926 Come on, let's talk about this. 204 00:10:12,928 --> 00:10:13,927 I can't. 205 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:14,962 Why not? 206 00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:16,032 'Cause I have to go. 207 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:18,966 Please don't. 208 00:10:18,968 --> 00:10:21,001 What if I feel strongly about kids? 209 00:10:21,003 --> 00:10:23,070 You feel strongly about having kids with me? 210 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:23,937 No, that's not... 211 00:10:23,939 --> 00:10:26,040 No, I mean, wow, that's really sexy. 212 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,277 I really have to think about that. 213 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,679 Come on, I'm not ready to say goodbye. 214 00:10:32,681 --> 00:10:33,714 But we did all these great things 215 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,049 and then it fell apart. 216 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,750 Yeah, but the whole point of the list 217 00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:38,385 is to keep it from falling apart. 218 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,053 No, no. 219 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,856 You said it was inevitable. 220 00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:43,259 It doesn't have to be inevitable. 221 00:10:46,695 --> 00:10:48,128 Look, let's get out of here. 222 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,165 Where are we going? 223 00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,336 I know this really beautiful bridge. 224 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,993 Hey. 225 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,164 So what do you wanna do? 226 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:36,296 Mommy, do you need some help? 227 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,299 No. 228 00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:48,511 Fuck. 229 00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:53,382 Fucking thing. 230 00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:06,494 Hey. 231 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:07,227 Hi. 232 00:14:07,229 --> 00:14:08,897 - I'm not late, right? - Oh no. 233 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,433 It's good to see you. 234 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,367 It's good to see you. 235 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,334 How are you? 236 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:15,369 Good, good. 237 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:16,539 Not great, but... 238 00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:19,206 No? 239 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,176 No, I just, I think I missed you. 240 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,213 What's new with you? 241 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:27,216 Nothing much. 242 00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:30,485 Cool. 243 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,486 Yeah. 244 00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:32,453 Are you hungry? 245 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,087 Totally. 246 00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:37,525 So, there was actually something 247 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:38,693 I wanted to tell you. 248 00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:40,360 No, I think I know what you're gonna say. 249 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,462 I can explain... 250 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,465 I'm pregnant. 251 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,301 What? 252 00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:49,138 I'm pregnant and I have two kids. 253 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,306 You're pregnant with twins? 254 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,874 No, no, no. 255 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,876 I'm pregnant with your child 256 00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,913 and I already have two kids at home. 257 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,318 Are you okay? 258 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:08,525 I think I'm actually having a panic attack. 259 00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:13,295 Deep breaths. 260 00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:19,966 I'm so sorry. 261 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:20,601 It's okay. 262 00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:22,637 That really sucks. 263 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:23,906 Yeah. 264 00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,976 I would've been a good one, huh? 265 00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:31,512 What do you mean, would've been? 266 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,314 I haven't decided what I'm gonna do yet. 267 00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:35,982 Oh. 268 00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:39,086 Of course, I don't get a say in it, right? 269 00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,089 No. 270 00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:42,091 Technically you do. 271 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,258 Are you like pro-choice 272 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,293 - or no? - Yeah. 273 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:47,260 No, I am pro-choice. 274 00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:48,962 I just, you know, 275 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,165 now that I have my kids, 276 00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,233 it just complicates things. 277 00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:55,402 Wow, this is just, I'm sorry. 278 00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:57,472 It's just bringing up a lot of stuff for me. 279 00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:58,338 I'm guessing you don't have a 280 00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,507 healthy relationship with your parents? 281 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:02,645 No, I don't have a healthy relationship with anybody. 282 00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:07,515 Okay, well, I wanted to let you know. 283 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:10,350 And I'll be considering all my options. 284 00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:12,319 No, what do you mean? 285 00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:13,186 You know what I mean. 286 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:15,324 No, please, be very specific about. 287 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,991 Either having an abortion 288 00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:19,960 or raising the child myself. 289 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:22,396 No, don't, don't, don't say that. 290 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,196 Why? 291 00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,499 Because I'm almost 40-years-old 292 00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:27,234 and I don't wanna be a deadbeat Dad. 293 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,336 Listen, I'm not asking you to be the Dad. 294 00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:30,339 So... 295 00:16:31,508 --> 00:16:34,374 I really don't like how this conversation is going. 296 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,009 I don't either. 297 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:38,245 Hey, listen, I don't respond well to threats. 298 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,614 It's not a threat! 299 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,982 Did you do this on purpose or? 300 00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,685 That is a really really stupid thing to say. 301 00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:46,621 Well, yeah, I'm damaged. 302 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:49,156 I'm stupid, I'm fucked up, I told you that. 303 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,458 I warned you about that. 304 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,392 I mean, I drink too much. 305 00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:53,996 I was drunk! 306 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,964 Yeah. 307 00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:57,665 I knew you were gonna say that. 308 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,599 I was drunk too. 309 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,601 Yeah, well you weren't as drunk as I was. 310 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,335 Actually, I was wasted. 311 00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:03,370 It was the first time in three years 312 00:17:03,372 --> 00:17:05,338 I had more than two glasses of wine at a time. 313 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,207 Oh my God, I don't love you. 314 00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:08,408 I don't love you. 315 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:11,546 You know what, this is gonna screw up your entire life. 316 00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:14,651 Know one is gonna wanna be with a single mother of three. 317 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,719 All right. 318 00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:20,488 You know, I knew you had issues, 319 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,025 but I didn't realize you were a fucking sociopath! 320 00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:25,760 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 321 00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,027 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that 322 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:27,662 I'm just in shock. 323 00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:29,497 This is terrifying. 324 00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:33,033 Please, please, please, please let me apologize to you. 325 00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,036 Please? 326 00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:36,704 Can we just, 327 00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,307 can we just talk about this? 328 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,466 Are you one of those guys who has to have like, 329 00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,302 really expensive pillows? 330 00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,607 I am particular, I'm not fastidious. 331 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,243 You seem to spend a lot of time on your hair. 332 00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,480 Do you always brush your teeth with your mouth open? 333 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:20,180 I don't brush my teeth with my mouth open. 334 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,314 Yeah you do, I remember. 335 00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:24,452 How do you keep the toothpaste from going everywhere? 336 00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:26,421 That's never really been a problem. 337 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,458 We really don't know each other at all. 338 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,493 Wait, is that something you break up 339 00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:33,528 with someone over? 340 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,395 I don't know, maybe. 341 00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:37,397 I don't think I can be with someone so arbitrary. 342 00:18:37,399 --> 00:18:39,534 So anal. 343 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,603 What's wrong with anal? 344 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:44,505 You're also much more immature than most men. 345 00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:45,640 I am. 346 00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:48,210 And that's why I'd be a really good playmate with kids. 347 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,212 I don't know. 348 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,382 Maybe, 349 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,350 if we don't try, 350 00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,488 we'll never know for sure. 351 00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,388 I thought you were talking me out of this? 352 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,389 Well, I'm an idiot. 353 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,659 I'm 38-years-old, I've never had a relationship 354 00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,359 that's lasted more than six months. 355 00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:07,362 I just... 356 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,231 I think you should consider having the baby. 357 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,533 I am considering having the baby. 358 00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:13,501 I think you should consider 359 00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:14,804 having the baby with me. 360 00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,373 I think I can do it. 361 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,645 Oh I gotta go. 362 00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:25,479 Please don't go. 363 00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,213 No, I really do. 364 00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:28,549 Kids 365 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,717 get to the house at noon. 366 00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:33,654 We have to go on a real date. 367 00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,221 Are you asking me or telling me? 368 00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:36,591 Abigail, please go out with me. 369 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,794 Sure, when? 370 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,662 Friday, Saturday night? 371 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,630 Well I have the kids this weekend, 372 00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:43,831 so I'd have to get a babysitter. 373 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,466 Okay, Friday then. 374 00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:46,767 Okay, great. 375 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,302 And now all we have to do is fall in love. 376 00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:52,174 Ha! 377 00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:59,179 Okay, they know the drill. 378 00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:00,413 Bed, bath, books. 379 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:03,584 If they're good, then they can watch a movie or something. 380 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:04,518 I got this. 381 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,553 Right. 382 00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:06,789 Have fun, no candy. 383 00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:09,356 Yeah, no. 384 00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:10,357 Of course not. 385 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,626 Bye. 386 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,362 Hey, you got a bike? 387 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,328 Yeah. 388 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,296 You wanna go for a ride? 389 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:20,470 Where are we going? 390 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,781 What do you think? 391 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,583 It's beautiful. 392 00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:36,653 - Right? - Yeah. 393 00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,220 Do you come here a lot? 394 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,287 I come here often. 395 00:20:41,289 --> 00:20:42,823 It's a good place to hide the bodies. 396 00:20:44,961 --> 00:20:46,161 No. 397 00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:50,965 So, tell me about yourself. 398 00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:52,332 Oh, this is weird. 399 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,034 Yeah, I know. 400 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:55,368 We gotta do it though, right? 401 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,303 What are you like? 402 00:20:57,305 --> 00:20:59,339 Oh, well, 403 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,341 I have an embryo with your sperm 404 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,543 and my egg inside of me 405 00:21:02,545 --> 00:21:04,879 and I don't know your middle name. 406 00:21:04,881 --> 00:21:06,514 Jacob. 407 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,517 Rose. 408 00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:10,518 Where'd you grow up? 409 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,521 Maryland. 410 00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:13,723 Are you 411 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:16,356 close with your family? 412 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,357 Nope. 413 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,559 Do you talk to your Dad? 414 00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:19,660 No. 415 00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:21,862 Do you talk to your Mom? 416 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,464 No. 417 00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:24,665 An aunt? 418 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,700 No. 419 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,567 No family? 420 00:21:26,569 --> 00:21:27,802 Uh-uh. 421 00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:30,504 I'm gonna need a little help on the family front actually. 422 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,406 I'm sure that you'll have a lot of good tips. 423 00:21:33,408 --> 00:21:34,742 I am full of good tips. 424 00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,546 Yeah, you seem like a really good Mom. 425 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:39,882 Thank you. 426 00:21:44,587 --> 00:21:45,886 I'm gonna climb that. 427 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:46,889 What? 428 00:21:48,691 --> 00:21:50,356 No, no, no, no, no. 429 00:21:50,358 --> 00:21:50,991 No. 430 00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,527 Stand back. 431 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:54,764 You're gonna get arrested. 432 00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:58,699 I plead guilty your honor! 433 00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:01,738 I led an interesting life! 434 00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:05,675 Made a couple mistakes! 435 00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:11,246 Ah! 436 00:22:19,021 --> 00:22:20,721 I'm going for a swim. 437 00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:21,724 What? 438 00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:23,991 All right, me too. 439 00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:24,994 Yeah? 440 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:28,631 Thank you. 441 00:22:33,335 --> 00:22:35,102 This is so cool. 442 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,304 Right? 443 00:22:37,372 --> 00:22:38,373 It's really quiet. 444 00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:46,714 It's nice in here. 445 00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:47,717 Yeah. 446 00:22:56,058 --> 00:22:57,059 You're nuts. 447 00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:58,861 Yeah. 448 00:23:03,032 --> 00:23:04,397 I'm not the one having a baby 449 00:23:04,399 --> 00:23:06,534 with a guy I barely know. 450 00:23:06,536 --> 00:23:07,537 That's true. 451 00:23:08,403 --> 00:23:09,705 That is true. 452 00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:16,679 You were really considering having it? 453 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:18,714 I haven't decided yet. 454 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:29,890 Well what do you think you're gonna do? 455 00:23:31,794 --> 00:23:33,729 I don't know what we're gonna do. 456 00:23:57,887 --> 00:24:02,892 Well, I really like floating here with you. 457 00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:09,098 I really like floating here with you. 458 00:24:45,868 --> 00:24:46,869 Kate. 459 00:24:49,472 --> 00:24:50,137 Hi. 460 00:24:50,139 --> 00:24:50,971 Hi. 461 00:24:50,973 --> 00:24:51,805 How did it go? 462 00:24:51,807 --> 00:24:52,875 Good, good. 463 00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:55,175 Is he here? 464 00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:56,143 Yeah. 465 00:24:56,145 --> 00:24:57,711 He's here. 466 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:58,712 Could you please? 467 00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,014 It's so exciting. 468 00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:01,649 Are you stoned? 469 00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:02,483 Yeah! 470 00:25:02,485 --> 00:25:03,183 That's what I thought. 471 00:25:03,185 --> 00:25:05,888 Okay, we're gonna go upstairs. 472 00:25:28,978 --> 00:25:29,810 Oh, Ben, Ben! 473 00:25:29,812 --> 00:25:31,145 You gotta go. 474 00:25:31,147 --> 00:25:31,979 What? 475 00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:33,013 My kids are gonna be awake soon. 476 00:25:33,015 --> 00:25:33,914 You have to go. 477 00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:34,982 Can I meet 'em? 478 00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:36,984 No, no, no, you gotta go. 479 00:25:36,986 --> 00:25:37,818 He hit me. 480 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,155 Shit, the kids are up! 481 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,155 We have to start doing this 482 00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:42,957 - in a more methodical way. - Mom, Luke hit me! 483 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,024 Okay, okay, we will. 484 00:25:44,026 --> 00:25:44,858 Yes you did! 485 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:45,826 You know you did! 486 00:25:45,828 --> 00:25:47,895 - Don't lie about it! - Hold on a sec guys! 487 00:25:47,897 --> 00:25:49,263 I'm just getting changed! 488 00:25:49,265 --> 00:25:50,698 I just think it'll be great 489 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,866 to meet them before we get to the hospital. 490 00:25:52,868 --> 00:25:53,934 Shit! 491 00:25:53,936 --> 00:25:54,937 Mom! 492 00:25:55,938 --> 00:25:57,104 - Guys, - You hit me! 493 00:25:57,106 --> 00:25:58,939 Go to your room and I will be right there. 494 00:25:58,941 --> 00:26:00,174 Okay, but hurry up! 495 00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,875 Ben, you will meet them. 496 00:26:01,877 --> 00:26:02,876 When? 497 00:26:02,878 --> 00:26:04,011 When it's right. 498 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:04,845 Well we're working on a deadline here. 499 00:26:04,847 --> 00:26:06,680 I am not comfortable introducing 500 00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:07,681 you to my children right now. 501 00:26:07,683 --> 00:26:10,117 I just don't think I can commit to anything 502 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,555 until I see that they can commit to me too. 503 00:26:13,389 --> 00:26:15,956 Look, you have until 16 weeks to termination, 504 00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:17,791 - state of New York. - Jesus! 505 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,860 We'll talk about this, I promise. 506 00:26:19,862 --> 00:26:21,695 Just not right now. 507 00:26:21,697 --> 00:26:23,564 Right now, I'm gonna go into their bedroom, 508 00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:25,032 when you hear the door close, 509 00:26:25,034 --> 00:26:26,734 will you please let yourself out? 510 00:26:26,736 --> 00:26:27,568 Okay. 511 00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:28,802 Quietly. 512 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,805 I love you. 513 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,108 I'm sorry, I don't know what... 514 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:34,908 But I do. 515 00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:35,911 I meant it. 516 00:26:36,946 --> 00:26:38,679 All right! 517 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,014 Let's go to the Farmer's Market, 518 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,915 I want a donut. 519 00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:43,017 Me too. 520 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,151 Me three. 521 00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:45,919 Luke you get back here! 522 00:26:45,921 --> 00:26:47,054 Luke! 523 00:26:47,056 --> 00:26:47,857 Mommy. 524 00:26:49,158 --> 00:26:50,726 There's a man in our house. 525 00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:54,862 So, this is Ben, 526 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,096 - and this is Wallace, - Wallace. 527 00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:57,800 - And Luke. - Luke. 528 00:26:59,001 --> 00:26:59,833 Cool. 529 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,068 Donut, anyone? 530 00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:01,969 No thanks. 531 00:27:01,971 --> 00:27:02,736 I'm good. 532 00:27:02,738 --> 00:27:03,739 Thank you. 533 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,807 So why don't you tell me 534 00:27:06,809 --> 00:27:08,876 a little about yourselves. 535 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,311 You sound like a talk show host. 536 00:27:11,313 --> 00:27:14,016 You guys like making paper planes or 537 00:27:16,152 --> 00:27:17,317 something that I've. 538 00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:19,053 This is one of my favorite things 539 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:22,089 when I was a... 540 00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:25,692 What do you guys do in your spare time? 541 00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:26,695 Stuff. 542 00:27:27,997 --> 00:27:29,897 And what kind of stuff? 543 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,031 Kid stuff. 544 00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:32,301 Wallace loves to dance. 545 00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:36,837 So what kind of dance? 546 00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:38,972 Ballet, modern, and hip-hop. 547 00:27:38,974 --> 00:27:40,074 In fact, isn't it visiting day soon 548 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,343 at your dance class? 549 00:27:43,145 --> 00:27:43,946 Could I go? 550 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,747 Probably not. 551 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:47,750 Wallace. 552 00:27:49,318 --> 00:27:51,587 I sure love to dance myself. 553 00:27:58,194 --> 00:27:59,295 You guys like music? 554 00:28:00,329 --> 00:28:02,430 Doesn't everyone? 555 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,132 Not everyone, not everyone likes music. 556 00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:06,102 The deaf for... 557 00:28:09,004 --> 00:28:12,339 So what kind of music do girls your age really like? 558 00:28:12,341 --> 00:28:13,874 Good music. 559 00:28:17,346 --> 00:28:18,714 You like girls? 560 00:28:20,049 --> 00:28:21,014 He's seven. 561 00:28:21,016 --> 00:28:21,949 Oh. 562 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,352 Most kids show proclivity at five or six. 563 00:28:25,354 --> 00:28:27,221 Girls are gross. 564 00:28:27,223 --> 00:28:28,222 That's a shame. 565 00:28:28,224 --> 00:28:30,891 I know a place we could meet a lot of cute ones. 566 00:28:30,893 --> 00:28:32,192 All right, well, 567 00:28:32,194 --> 00:28:33,961 - that was so fun. - All right! 568 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,162 - So much fun. - Great! 569 00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:36,964 - Right? - So nice to meet you guys. 570 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,132 Thank you for the donuts. 571 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,034 We should do this again some time. 572 00:28:41,036 --> 00:28:42,803 Or tomorrow, or the next day, 573 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,805 - or every day, or forever. - Or never. 574 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:45,975 - Oh great. - Wallace. 575 00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:48,709 Great. 576 00:28:48,711 --> 00:28:49,643 Great. 577 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:50,310 - All right, see ya later! - Bye Benjamin. 578 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,446 Bye, bye guys! 579 00:28:51,448 --> 00:28:53,847 - So nice to meet you! - Bye, thanks for the donuts. 580 00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:07,261 So what'd you think? 581 00:29:07,263 --> 00:29:08,362 He was all right. 582 00:29:08,364 --> 00:29:09,863 I hated him. 583 00:29:09,865 --> 00:29:11,133 Yeah, I could tell. 584 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,469 It sounds like he passed the first test. 585 00:29:14,471 --> 00:29:15,838 Ugh, barely. 586 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:21,043 Can I ask the obvious question? 587 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,179 Yeah. 588 00:29:23,946 --> 00:29:26,980 Why are you so opposed to an... 589 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:27,915 - An abortion? - Yeah. 590 00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:28,749 I'm not. 591 00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:29,584 I'm all for it. 592 00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:31,452 So why aren't you considering it? 593 00:29:31,454 --> 00:29:32,152 I am. 594 00:29:32,154 --> 00:29:34,321 It doesn't seem like you are. 595 00:29:34,323 --> 00:29:35,324 I am. 596 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,027 I wanna 597 00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:40,430 make sure I'm certain 598 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:42,865 before I go. 599 00:29:45,134 --> 00:29:46,800 Kate! 600 00:29:46,802 --> 00:29:48,268 I'm ferociously pro-choice. 601 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:50,005 It doesn't seem like you are. 602 00:29:52,141 --> 00:29:53,275 I've had one before. 603 00:29:55,244 --> 00:29:57,177 Early in my marriage to Tim. 604 00:29:57,179 --> 00:29:59,379 We were young, just starting out our careers, 605 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,882 it wasn't the right time so I had one 606 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:03,984 and it was no big deal. 607 00:30:03,986 --> 00:30:07,756 But it's different now that I've had my kids, you know? 608 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:12,194 Knowing what I know now, it's just more complicated. 609 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,163 What do you know now? 610 00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:17,733 Wallace and Luke. 611 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,468 Why are you putting on mascara? 612 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:54,903 Wallace, you scared me. 613 00:30:55,971 --> 00:30:57,871 I always wear mascara. 614 00:30:57,873 --> 00:30:59,840 You look like you're getting ready for a date. 615 00:30:59,842 --> 00:31:00,843 I'm not. 616 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:04,177 Are you trying to look pretty for Benjamin? 617 00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:05,180 Wallace. 618 00:31:07,182 --> 00:31:09,383 Wallace and Luke! 619 00:31:09,385 --> 00:31:11,854 Keep your stuff in your... 620 00:31:19,161 --> 00:31:21,194 You guys, you know I already cleaned the living room. 621 00:31:21,196 --> 00:31:23,196 Please clean up after yourselves, 622 00:31:23,198 --> 00:31:24,333 this is just... 623 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,538 Unacceptable. 624 00:31:31,508 --> 00:31:32,339 Hey! 625 00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:33,307 Hey. 626 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,208 I'm here for the jam session. 627 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:36,343 Huh? 628 00:31:36,345 --> 00:31:37,911 I heard there's a little boy who could really shred 629 00:31:37,913 --> 00:31:39,148 at 903 Claremont. 630 00:31:40,215 --> 00:31:41,616 I'm okay. 631 00:31:41,618 --> 00:31:43,016 Ben! 632 00:31:43,018 --> 00:31:44,019 Come on in. 633 00:31:48,057 --> 00:31:51,327 Wallace, what are you playing! 634 00:31:52,261 --> 00:31:54,194 Is this all you do? 635 00:31:54,196 --> 00:31:56,997 Like you just sit, watch them play, 636 00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:00,167 feed them snacks when they get hungry? 637 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:03,403 Yeah, but you also play with them, 638 00:32:03,405 --> 00:32:05,506 feed them, bath them, 639 00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:07,608 hug them when they're sad. 640 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:10,377 You know, teach them things. 641 00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:12,214 Morals, values. 642 00:32:13,382 --> 00:32:16,983 I try to nurture their self-confidence, 643 00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:18,352 foster their interests, 644 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:22,155 help them to find goals, get them to activities. 645 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:24,257 You know, just trying to set an example 646 00:32:24,259 --> 00:32:25,593 of who they should become. 647 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,127 Oops. 648 00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:27,961 What? 649 00:32:27,963 --> 00:32:29,597 No, nine out of 10, that's not bad. 650 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,500 You can't be good at everything. 651 00:32:32,502 --> 00:32:34,069 How do you play? 652 00:32:36,305 --> 00:32:38,205 I don't know, make up stories, 653 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,441 funny characters, monster noises. 654 00:32:40,443 --> 00:32:41,676 They like to be chased. 655 00:32:41,678 --> 00:32:43,076 Show me how you do it. 656 00:32:43,078 --> 00:32:43,711 No. 657 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:45,648 No, come on, show me. 658 00:32:49,318 --> 00:32:51,452 Ah, monster! 659 00:32:51,454 --> 00:32:52,453 I'm gonna get you! 660 00:32:52,455 --> 00:32:54,622 I'm gonna get you too! 661 00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:56,291 - So stupid. - Mommy! 662 00:32:58,327 --> 00:33:01,328 I could do that. 663 00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:03,330 I could do better than that. 664 00:33:03,332 --> 00:33:04,465 Oh you think so? 665 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:05,298 Yeah, definitely. 666 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,536 Well I would like to see you try. 667 00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:08,605 Watch this. 668 00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:13,206 Excuse me, excuse me, I don't know if you know 669 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,975 that I was part orangutan. 670 00:33:14,977 --> 00:33:15,676 Did you know that? 671 00:33:15,678 --> 00:33:17,712 Did anyone tell you that before? 672 00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:24,317 It's all in the wrist. 673 00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:25,152 All in the wrist. 674 00:33:25,154 --> 00:33:26,353 Like you're throwing a dart, okay? 675 00:33:26,355 --> 00:33:28,556 One, two, three. 676 00:33:48,377 --> 00:33:51,244 All right, breakfast for dinner. 677 00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:52,078 Oh wow. 678 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,780 Nothing better. 679 00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:54,484 We get some hot sauce. 680 00:33:56,185 --> 00:33:57,720 Oh hot sauce, that's a good idea. 681 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,491 Did you know there is a hot sauce in Peru 682 00:34:03,493 --> 00:34:06,126 that literally puts hair on your chest. 683 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:07,530 It's called. 684 00:34:11,501 --> 00:34:12,500 You're been to Peru? 685 00:34:12,502 --> 00:34:13,801 Yeah, I've been to Peru. 686 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:17,037 I've been to 29 different countries. 687 00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,205 Whoa. 688 00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:18,906 Yeah. 689 00:34:18,908 --> 00:34:20,608 I'll show you my passport later. 690 00:34:20,610 --> 00:34:22,510 It's covered in stamps. 691 00:34:22,512 --> 00:34:24,077 Cool. 692 00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:25,546 Where have you guys been? 693 00:34:25,548 --> 00:34:28,148 We went to Florida on Spring Break last year. 694 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,151 Oh cool. 695 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:34,089 Some people refer to Florida as God's waiting room. 696 00:34:38,393 --> 00:34:40,495 Our grandparents live there. 697 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:41,496 Oh. 698 00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:44,397 So you guys swim? 699 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:45,365 Yeah. 700 00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:47,133 What about diving, you ever been diving? 701 00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,669 We went snorkeling last year. 702 00:34:48,671 --> 00:34:49,504 That's pretty cool. 703 00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:51,338 I bet you'd like diving. 704 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:55,244 I dove this reef outside a place called Saint Lucia, 705 00:34:56,579 --> 00:34:59,145 where I actually saw sunken treasure. 706 00:34:59,147 --> 00:35:01,348 And there were like pirate ships down there, 707 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,818 neon fish, sharks. 708 00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:04,752 Whoa. 709 00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:07,220 I've seen mermaids, I've swum with some. 710 00:35:07,222 --> 00:35:08,523 I wanna see that. 711 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,222 Yeah? 712 00:35:09,224 --> 00:35:10,691 What about you Wallace, you in? 713 00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:13,226 No thanks, I don't like sharks. 714 00:35:13,228 --> 00:35:16,497 You probably wouldn't like surfing either then, right? 715 00:35:16,499 --> 00:35:19,502 That's all right, that's more waves for me and Lukey. 716 00:35:21,571 --> 00:35:22,505 I'll think about it. 717 00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:25,207 Can you teach me too? 718 00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:28,543 Right now? 719 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:29,677 Yes. 720 00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:30,511 I could teach you in like three minutes 721 00:35:30,513 --> 00:35:32,513 if your Mom lets us use the table. 722 00:35:32,515 --> 00:35:33,447 - Okay. - Yeah? 723 00:35:33,449 --> 00:35:35,616 Quick impromptu surf lesson. 724 00:35:35,618 --> 00:35:36,619 Let's do it! 725 00:35:37,487 --> 00:35:39,352 Luke, this is the most important thing. 726 00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,455 If you see a shark, bite it. 727 00:35:41,457 --> 00:35:45,828 Here, hop up here, lie down facing face down. 728 00:35:47,463 --> 00:35:48,462 Like that. 729 00:35:48,464 --> 00:35:49,530 Wait for your perfect wave. 730 00:35:49,532 --> 00:35:51,197 They come in series of three. 731 00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:52,667 One just came by. 732 00:35:52,669 --> 00:35:53,701 Two just came by. 733 00:35:53,703 --> 00:35:54,669 Here comes number three. 734 00:35:54,671 --> 00:35:56,470 When I say go, you hop up, 735 00:35:56,472 --> 00:35:57,705 you gotta curl your toes under 736 00:35:57,707 --> 00:35:58,673 and you're gonna pop up. 737 00:35:58,675 --> 00:36:00,140 Go! 738 00:36:00,142 --> 00:36:00,775 That's it, that's it. 739 00:36:00,777 --> 00:36:01,709 Sideways, sideways. 740 00:36:01,711 --> 00:36:03,778 Arms out, arms out for balance! 741 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:06,346 Down, butt out, butt out. 742 00:36:06,348 --> 00:36:07,584 That's perfect. 743 00:36:08,484 --> 00:36:09,485 Yeah. 744 00:36:12,488 --> 00:36:14,622 Is this the architect or the banker? 745 00:36:14,624 --> 00:36:17,658 No, this is the teacher slash novelist. 746 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,861 Pay attention. 747 00:36:19,161 --> 00:36:22,565 Oh God, I hear they have a great dessert here. 748 00:36:23,633 --> 00:36:24,799 So, before we order anything, 749 00:36:24,801 --> 00:36:26,232 can I be so bold to ask, 750 00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:28,236 are you two planning on getting married? 751 00:36:29,472 --> 00:36:30,640 Maybe, yeah. 752 00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:33,206 When the time is right. 753 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,209 Okay. 754 00:36:36,211 --> 00:36:37,712 - Really? - If she'll have me. 755 00:36:37,714 --> 00:36:39,680 Wow, sudden. 756 00:36:39,682 --> 00:36:42,415 You know what, I think that's really beautiful. 757 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,887 I know another couple that got pregnant accidentally. 758 00:36:46,522 --> 00:36:47,557 I mean suddenly. 759 00:36:49,224 --> 00:36:50,524 It's okay. 760 00:36:50,526 --> 00:36:51,692 Unexpectedly, 761 00:36:51,694 --> 00:36:53,393 and it worked out really well. 762 00:36:53,395 --> 00:36:54,495 I mean, everyone thought it was 763 00:36:54,497 --> 00:36:55,665 gonna be a complete disaster, 764 00:36:57,332 --> 00:36:59,368 but they're still together five years later 765 00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:01,502 and they got to fall in love with each other 766 00:37:01,504 --> 00:37:03,138 and their baby at the same time. 767 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,141 That's exactly what we're gonna do. 768 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:07,942 What? 769 00:37:07,944 --> 00:37:09,144 Get married? 770 00:37:09,712 --> 00:37:11,479 No, just fall in love. 771 00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,948 Oh, you make it sound so technical. 772 00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:15,650 Well, 773 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:17,485 look, it's obvious I'm head over heels for you. 774 00:37:17,487 --> 00:37:20,556 Now I've just gotta make you fall for me as well. 775 00:39:08,831 --> 00:39:11,499 - Have a great day sweetheart. - Bye. 776 00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:12,967 You too honey, bye. 777 00:39:12,969 --> 00:39:13,601 Bye. 778 00:39:13,603 --> 00:39:15,636 Mom, get some sleep okay? 779 00:39:15,638 --> 00:39:16,639 Okay. 780 00:39:26,983 --> 00:39:29,752 Excuse me, does Benjamin Conway live here? 781 00:39:31,721 --> 00:39:33,521 Why? 782 00:39:33,523 --> 00:39:35,691 Well he left some stuff at my place, I... 783 00:39:37,426 --> 00:39:38,528 How do you know him? 784 00:39:39,762 --> 00:39:40,828 We're friends. 785 00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:42,632 Are you Abigail? 786 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,099 I'm sorry, I... 787 00:39:45,101 --> 00:39:46,368 He left me for you. 788 00:39:47,170 --> 00:39:48,803 Things were going really well actually, 789 00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,871 and then one day he shows up on my stoop 790 00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:53,774 and tells me he got some girl pregnant 791 00:39:53,776 --> 00:39:55,878 and he can't see me anymore. 792 00:39:58,014 --> 00:39:59,547 He described you so differently though. 793 00:39:59,549 --> 00:40:01,682 He said you were a total train wreck and two kids 794 00:40:01,684 --> 00:40:04,118 and said he wasn't into you at all. 795 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,119 He said that? 796 00:40:05,121 --> 00:40:07,822 Said he had to give it a go for the kids sake. 797 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:08,756 You know? 798 00:40:08,758 --> 00:40:10,691 I told him you can't sacrifice your life 799 00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:12,726 for someone you're not in love with. 800 00:40:12,728 --> 00:40:14,628 No, not for someone you're not in love with. 801 00:40:14,630 --> 00:40:15,731 Yeah, who knows. 802 00:40:16,766 --> 00:40:17,767 Benjamin, right? 803 00:40:18,568 --> 00:40:20,801 He'd say anything to get out of trouble. 804 00:40:20,803 --> 00:40:21,635 You know what he's like. 805 00:40:21,637 --> 00:40:22,636 Well I don't really, 806 00:40:22,638 --> 00:40:25,840 I don't know that about him, so I just can't. 807 00:40:27,476 --> 00:40:30,813 Would you make sure he gets his stuff? 808 00:40:49,799 --> 00:40:51,665 Abigail! 809 00:40:54,036 --> 00:40:55,037 Ab! 810 00:40:59,475 --> 00:41:00,476 His plant. 811 00:41:09,752 --> 00:41:12,755 Bottom lock got locked. 812 00:41:14,857 --> 00:41:16,424 Your friend dropped by. 813 00:41:18,828 --> 00:41:19,829 Oh yeah, who? 814 00:41:20,663 --> 00:41:22,899 You left some clothes at her house. 815 00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:25,733 Nothing happened. 816 00:41:25,735 --> 00:41:27,468 I don't know that I believe you. 817 00:41:27,470 --> 00:41:28,504 I saw the emails. 818 00:41:29,906 --> 00:41:31,005 Look, it's true. 819 00:41:31,007 --> 00:41:34,141 I have been completely faithful to you 820 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,477 since we made the decision. 821 00:41:36,479 --> 00:41:39,515 I don't know what's true or what you've made up. 822 00:41:40,483 --> 00:41:41,849 Do you even know how to surf? 823 00:41:41,851 --> 00:41:43,986 Yeah, I know how to surf Abigail. 824 00:41:44,687 --> 00:41:45,552 - Oh. - I know how to surf. 825 00:41:45,554 --> 00:41:47,657 Well that's good, good. 826 00:41:48,624 --> 00:41:52,593 Look, I can't constantly be on trial here! 827 00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,662 Yeah, I'm gonna fail. 828 00:41:54,664 --> 00:41:55,930 Fine, I called her okay, 829 00:41:55,932 --> 00:41:58,699 but I just wanted to get my jeans back. 830 00:41:58,701 --> 00:42:00,968 I just don't know if I can trust you Benjamin. 831 00:42:00,970 --> 00:42:02,036 What, so that's it? 832 00:42:02,038 --> 00:42:03,637 Yeah. 833 00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:04,640 Well we just, 834 00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:07,541 you just wanna say goodbye? 835 00:42:07,543 --> 00:42:08,544 Yeah. 836 00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,577 Say goodbye. 837 00:42:10,579 --> 00:42:11,580 I don't want to. 838 00:42:28,164 --> 00:42:29,632 Hi. 839 00:42:30,866 --> 00:42:31,966 What are you doing here? 840 00:42:31,968 --> 00:42:32,900 Tim I'm sorry. 841 00:42:32,902 --> 00:42:35,636 I didn't get to hug the kids tonight so, 842 00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:37,538 I just wanna come in. 843 00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:39,006 The kids are asleep Abigail, okay? 844 00:42:39,008 --> 00:42:39,940 I know, I know. 845 00:42:39,942 --> 00:42:41,642 I'll just, I'll crawl into bed with them. 846 00:42:41,644 --> 00:42:44,178 I just wanna see them, please? 847 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,213 Please, it's so important for them. 848 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,718 Important for them or is it important for you? 849 00:42:49,885 --> 00:42:50,886 Tim. 850 00:42:51,988 --> 00:42:53,489 Wait, I'm not... 851 00:42:58,995 --> 00:43:00,194 I'm sorry. 852 00:43:00,196 --> 00:43:01,197 It's okay. 853 00:44:02,725 --> 00:44:04,691 Hey, I wanna apologize to you 854 00:44:04,693 --> 00:44:06,328 and I want you to know that 855 00:44:07,897 --> 00:44:09,565 I really want this. 856 00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:13,302 So badly. 857 00:44:15,871 --> 00:44:17,171 I just have bad habits 858 00:44:17,173 --> 00:44:19,706 of when I feel like I'm in something permanent 859 00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:23,277 or binding to you know, I act out, 860 00:44:23,279 --> 00:44:26,980 I go crazy and I come up with this rat in a cage. 861 00:44:26,982 --> 00:44:29,016 You know, I just wanna destroy it 862 00:44:29,018 --> 00:44:31,085 like I'm the Hulk. 863 00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:33,087 But I gotta grow up. 864 00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:33,921 Yeah. 865 00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:35,122 Yeah. 866 00:44:35,124 --> 00:44:36,125 And I wanna learn. 867 00:44:38,027 --> 00:44:39,760 For you. 868 00:44:39,762 --> 00:44:40,761 For us. 869 00:44:40,763 --> 00:44:41,831 I wanna learn for me. 870 00:44:45,901 --> 00:44:47,036 I really miss you guys. 871 00:44:48,304 --> 00:44:50,270 The kids are at Tim's. 872 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:51,273 I miss you guys. 873 00:44:56,879 --> 00:45:01,884 Thanks. 874 00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,186 Mm-mm. 875 00:45:06,188 --> 00:45:07,087 Mm-mm. 876 00:45:07,089 --> 00:45:09,089 - No, no, no. - What, what, what, what? 877 00:45:09,091 --> 00:45:10,190 Four feet on the floor. 878 00:45:10,192 --> 00:45:11,459 Come on, this is number seven. 879 00:45:11,461 --> 00:45:14,161 We gotta kiss and makeup, okay. 880 00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:16,029 - It's just kissing, 10 minutes. - Okay. 881 00:45:16,031 --> 00:45:18,466 No hands, sit on 'em if you have to. 882 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:20,701 Just stay seated and no lying down. 883 00:45:20,703 --> 00:45:21,335 Okay. 884 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:28,642 I... 885 00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:29,843 Relax, open your mouth. 886 00:45:29,845 --> 00:45:34,750 You're starting to make me feel really self-conscious. 887 00:45:41,323 --> 00:45:43,159 No hands. 888 00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:58,038 Yeah, hang on to the zipper all the way up man. 889 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,872 Boom! 890 00:45:58,874 --> 00:45:59,541 It's really tight. 891 00:45:59,543 --> 00:46:01,241 It's supposed to be tight. 892 00:46:01,243 --> 00:46:02,910 You don't breathe. 893 00:46:02,912 --> 00:46:04,845 Can I open my eyes yet? 894 00:46:04,847 --> 00:46:06,213 - No, wait a little. - Not yet! 895 00:46:06,215 --> 00:46:07,347 Wait a little. 896 00:46:07,349 --> 00:46:09,183 Guys! 897 00:46:09,185 --> 00:46:10,186 Come on! 898 00:46:12,489 --> 00:46:13,287 Ready? 899 00:46:13,289 --> 00:46:16,290 - Open, open your eyes! - Uh-huh. 900 00:46:16,292 --> 00:46:18,060 Oh wow! 901 00:46:19,462 --> 00:46:20,360 - I know. - Right? 902 00:46:20,362 --> 00:46:21,094 It's so great! 903 00:46:21,096 --> 00:46:22,029 - Yeah. - Get a little lower, 904 00:46:22,031 --> 00:46:23,330 Little lower, little lower. 905 00:46:23,332 --> 00:46:24,865 Out, out, out. 906 00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:26,335 Come on, let's go. 907 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,006 Stay low, stay low. 908 00:46:33,008 --> 00:46:34,743 You got your balance. 909 00:46:36,912 --> 00:46:37,545 You ready? 910 00:46:37,547 --> 00:46:38,378 You're next. 911 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,246 No! 912 00:46:39,248 --> 00:46:40,247 Where's your wet suit? 913 00:46:40,249 --> 00:46:42,051 That's okay. 914 00:46:46,188 --> 00:46:50,224 Do you wanna go? 915 00:46:50,226 --> 00:46:53,827 We should put a lot on, right guys? 916 00:46:53,829 --> 00:46:55,297 You're not joking. 917 00:46:58,468 --> 00:47:00,033 Oh that's good. 918 00:47:00,035 --> 00:47:01,301 Told you. 919 00:47:01,303 --> 00:47:03,906 Oh, you guys know how to do Friday night, huh? 920 00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,478 I had no idea it could be like this. 921 00:47:09,812 --> 00:47:11,144 What? 922 00:47:11,146 --> 00:47:12,147 Love and 923 00:47:13,182 --> 00:47:14,250 family commitment. 924 00:47:17,152 --> 00:47:18,153 I just... 925 00:47:21,156 --> 00:47:22,925 This is everything I've ever wanted. 926 00:47:26,028 --> 00:47:28,529 And I wanna honor that. 927 00:47:28,531 --> 00:47:30,232 I really wanna protect that. 928 00:47:34,236 --> 00:47:34,935 Can you guys be quiet? 929 00:47:34,937 --> 00:47:36,303 We're trying to watch a movie. 930 00:47:36,305 --> 00:47:38,238 Sorry. 931 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,309 Hey, would you guys be okay if I stuck around? 932 00:47:42,311 --> 00:47:43,310 Yes! 933 00:47:43,312 --> 00:47:44,547 If you stopped talking. 934 00:47:48,618 --> 00:47:50,150 Sorry. 935 00:48:28,257 --> 00:48:29,158 Is that the career section? 936 00:48:30,259 --> 00:48:31,327 Yeah, yes. 937 00:48:32,294 --> 00:48:34,194 There ya go. 938 00:48:34,196 --> 00:48:36,363 So I was looking on straight easy 939 00:48:36,365 --> 00:48:38,499 like 100 times a day. 940 00:48:39,335 --> 00:48:40,336 But it worked. 941 00:48:41,403 --> 00:48:42,369 That's good. 942 00:48:42,371 --> 00:48:43,172 So. 943 00:48:47,209 --> 00:48:49,142 Have you made a decision? 944 00:48:49,144 --> 00:48:50,478 Yeah. 945 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,314 Wow, really? 946 00:48:53,315 --> 00:48:55,315 I am 15 weeks now 947 00:48:55,317 --> 00:48:57,384 and there's no turning back. 948 00:48:57,386 --> 00:48:59,019 I'm gonna keep it. 949 00:48:59,021 --> 00:49:01,223 That's like the legal cutoff? 950 00:49:03,025 --> 00:49:05,660 Actually, technically, I could wait, but... 951 00:49:05,662 --> 00:49:07,564 Are you sure that you wanna do this? 952 00:49:10,332 --> 00:49:11,198 Is there a problem? 953 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,367 How far along did you say that you are? 954 00:49:13,369 --> 00:49:14,267 15 weeks. 955 00:49:14,269 --> 00:49:16,136 So you still have time to terminate 956 00:49:16,138 --> 00:49:18,205 if you change your mind? 957 00:49:18,207 --> 00:49:19,373 But I'm not going to, 958 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,377 'cause I'm gonna have the baby. 959 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,212 Okay. 960 00:49:25,214 --> 00:49:26,046 Wow. 961 00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:28,350 Well congrats I guess. 962 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,321 Thank you. 963 00:49:34,256 --> 00:49:35,523 I don't understand this. 964 00:49:35,525 --> 00:49:38,060 Is it something about Ben? 965 00:49:38,728 --> 00:49:41,629 Come on, this whole situation is nuts. 966 00:49:41,631 --> 00:49:44,064 How can you stake your life on somebody you barely know? 967 00:49:44,066 --> 00:49:45,500 I just, 968 00:49:45,502 --> 00:49:48,135 I really don't understand this. 969 00:49:48,137 --> 00:49:50,471 You're not a judgmental person. 970 00:49:50,473 --> 00:49:51,340 I'm not judging you. 971 00:49:52,374 --> 00:49:54,341 I'm warning you. 972 00:49:54,343 --> 00:49:57,077 You don't know anything about this man. 973 00:49:57,079 --> 00:49:59,212 He could be an emotional time bomb. 974 00:49:59,214 --> 00:50:01,314 It's just way too soon to tell. 975 00:50:01,316 --> 00:50:02,450 There is a logical process to how 976 00:50:02,452 --> 00:50:04,485 people get to know each other. 977 00:50:04,487 --> 00:50:07,455 They meet, they date for a while, 978 00:50:07,457 --> 00:50:08,355 they move in together. 979 00:50:08,357 --> 00:50:10,525 They get engaged, they live together, 980 00:50:10,527 --> 00:50:12,560 they see if they still like each other 981 00:50:12,562 --> 00:50:15,496 after sharing a bathroom. 982 00:50:15,498 --> 00:50:17,364 These are the safeguards that are in place 983 00:50:17,366 --> 00:50:19,366 to make sure that women 984 00:50:19,368 --> 00:50:21,067 don't get hitched to psychopaths. 985 00:50:21,069 --> 00:50:24,304 I don't understand 986 00:50:24,306 --> 00:50:26,507 the sudden negativity, okay. 987 00:50:26,509 --> 00:50:27,644 I just... 988 00:50:28,778 --> 00:50:32,513 I'm finally happy and you need to shit all over it. 989 00:50:32,515 --> 00:50:35,450 Oh honey, I'm not trying to take that away from you. 990 00:50:35,452 --> 00:50:38,553 I just wanna make sure that your eyes are open. 991 00:50:38,555 --> 00:50:40,721 Okay, I just hate to say it 992 00:50:40,723 --> 00:50:42,692 but it sounds like jealousy to me. 993 00:50:46,395 --> 00:50:48,397 Abby I am not jealous. 994 00:50:50,132 --> 00:50:51,499 And you know what, yeah, 995 00:50:51,501 --> 00:50:53,601 I am a little judgmental. 996 00:50:53,603 --> 00:50:56,169 Have you thought about what 997 00:50:56,171 --> 00:50:59,139 this could do to your kids if it doesn't work out? 998 00:50:59,141 --> 00:51:02,710 I'm doing this for my kids, okay? 999 00:51:02,712 --> 00:51:05,412 I want my children to see a man 1000 00:51:05,414 --> 00:51:09,650 and a woman in a healthy, happy, loving relationship. 1001 00:51:09,652 --> 00:51:12,687 And yeah, yeah, I'm doing it for me too. 1002 00:51:12,689 --> 00:51:14,990 Abby, at least be honest with yourself. 1003 00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:17,326 You are in love with this guy. 1004 00:51:18,461 --> 00:51:20,495 You're not doing this for your kids. 1005 00:51:20,497 --> 00:51:22,362 You're making a decision 1006 00:51:22,364 --> 00:51:24,565 that changes the rest of your children's lives 1007 00:51:24,567 --> 00:51:26,366 based on somebody you've known for 1008 00:51:26,368 --> 00:51:29,202 like, what, three months or something? 1009 00:51:29,204 --> 00:51:31,572 I think that that is selfish, it's reckless, 1010 00:51:31,574 --> 00:51:32,440 and it's naive. 1011 00:51:32,442 --> 00:51:33,073 Yeah, well you don't get to tell me 1012 00:51:33,075 --> 00:51:34,509 how to parent my children, 1013 00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:36,311 because you don't have children! 1014 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:39,547 You don't know. 1015 00:51:39,549 --> 00:51:41,248 It changes everything. 1016 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,382 Everything about you. 1017 00:51:42,384 --> 00:51:44,552 Not just your political beliefs. 1018 00:51:44,554 --> 00:51:46,086 Oh, no this is about politics? 1019 00:51:46,088 --> 00:51:47,555 Well some of us don't use abortion 1020 00:51:47,557 --> 00:51:49,258 as a form of birth control, so. 1021 00:51:51,494 --> 00:51:52,495 How dare you. 1022 00:51:55,097 --> 00:51:56,764 Don't come crying to me when this all goes to shit. 1023 00:51:56,766 --> 00:51:57,767 I won't. 1024 00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,181 Coming, coming. 1025 00:52:14,584 --> 00:52:16,416 Hi! 1026 00:52:16,418 --> 00:52:19,419 Hey, how are you guys! 1027 00:52:19,421 --> 00:52:21,354 Hi sweetie! 1028 00:52:21,356 --> 00:52:22,391 Hi Dad! 1029 00:52:23,526 --> 00:52:25,191 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 1030 00:52:25,193 --> 00:52:26,527 - It's so good. - Good to see you. 1031 00:52:26,529 --> 00:52:28,629 Benjamin, this is Kate, 1032 00:52:28,631 --> 00:52:30,598 Annie, and Rachel. 1033 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:31,632 Hello. 1034 00:52:31,634 --> 00:52:32,702 And Ben, this is my Dad Lewis. 1035 00:52:33,603 --> 00:52:34,635 Hello. 1036 00:52:34,637 --> 00:52:35,438 Hello sir. 1037 00:52:41,844 --> 00:52:42,677 Okay... 1038 00:52:43,378 --> 00:52:45,580 We have so much food you guys. 1039 00:52:45,582 --> 00:52:47,515 Let's go. 1040 00:52:47,517 --> 00:52:48,482 You might wanna relax, 1041 00:52:48,484 --> 00:52:50,152 it seems like you're the one who's pregnant. 1042 00:52:53,690 --> 00:52:54,655 - Oh they put it there? - Wait 12? 1043 00:52:54,657 --> 00:52:55,489 Can we get 12 here? 1044 00:52:55,491 --> 00:52:57,425 - No. - Wow. 1045 00:52:57,427 --> 00:52:58,593 No. 1046 00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:00,362 So how long have you known Abigail? 1047 00:53:01,831 --> 00:53:03,664 Several months, right? 1048 00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:05,231 But nearly a year. 1049 00:53:05,233 --> 00:53:06,199 Months. 1050 00:53:06,201 --> 00:53:07,635 Yeah. 1051 00:53:07,637 --> 00:53:09,672 It's been a whirlwind romance. 1052 00:53:11,774 --> 00:53:14,374 You spent any time around kids? 1053 00:53:14,376 --> 00:53:16,811 In the Peace Corps actually, during college. 1054 00:53:16,813 --> 00:53:18,613 Nieces and nephews? 1055 00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:19,616 No, not yet. 1056 00:53:23,486 --> 00:53:25,352 Has she told you she's gonna get fat? 1057 00:53:25,354 --> 00:53:26,353 Dad! 1058 00:53:26,355 --> 00:53:26,887 What, you tend to gain weight during pregnancy. 1059 00:53:26,889 --> 00:53:28,789 She's gonna get fat. 1060 00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:31,391 I mean that beautiful jawline's gonna disappear. 1061 00:53:31,393 --> 00:53:34,562 It's just gonna be ears, neck. 1062 00:53:34,564 --> 00:53:35,496 He should know. 1063 00:53:35,498 --> 00:53:37,531 You know, she doesn't get plump. 1064 00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:38,933 - She gets like big. - Yes. 1065 00:53:38,935 --> 00:53:40,536 It's normal. 1066 00:53:42,939 --> 00:53:45,508 Well that's more of her for me to love. 1067 00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:49,677 Sir, I just want you to know 1068 00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:52,580 that I intend to do right by your daughter. 1069 00:53:52,582 --> 00:53:53,583 Which means? 1070 00:53:56,251 --> 00:53:59,254 If I can still fit her in the dress. 1071 00:54:09,565 --> 00:54:10,631 You didn't say he was funny. 1072 00:54:10,633 --> 00:54:12,566 You're funny, you're cute, right? 1073 00:54:12,568 --> 00:54:13,569 He's cute right? 1074 00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:21,678 Abigail. 1075 00:54:22,712 --> 00:54:23,513 Yeah? 1076 00:54:26,783 --> 00:54:27,784 Will you marry me? 1077 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,701 Abigail. 1078 00:54:46,002 --> 00:54:47,202 I heard you. 1079 00:54:48,037 --> 00:54:49,337 I'm just not sure. 1080 00:54:52,608 --> 00:54:54,575 If I say yes, how can I say yes? 1081 00:54:54,577 --> 00:54:55,678 We barely know each other. 1082 00:54:57,747 --> 00:55:00,248 How could I say no, I already love you so much. 1083 00:55:02,552 --> 00:55:04,485 If I say yes, I'll never know if we married 1084 00:55:04,487 --> 00:55:06,020 out of necessity or have love, 1085 00:55:06,022 --> 00:55:08,556 and if I say no, 1086 00:55:08,558 --> 00:55:10,960 I'll never know if I passed up the love of my life. 1087 00:55:14,964 --> 00:55:17,531 Abigail, you're hugging me really tight. 1088 00:55:17,533 --> 00:55:20,634 It's because I really need a hug. 1089 00:55:20,636 --> 00:55:22,370 Abigail. 1090 00:55:25,041 --> 00:55:26,241 Yes. 1091 00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:30,711 Yes? 1092 00:55:30,713 --> 00:55:31,712 Yes. 1093 00:55:31,714 --> 00:55:33,413 Oh my God, I thought you were gonna say no. 1094 00:55:33,415 --> 00:55:34,380 I almost did. 1095 00:55:34,382 --> 00:55:36,382 I'm glad you said yes instead. 1096 00:55:36,384 --> 00:55:37,084 I'm not prepared. 1097 00:55:37,086 --> 00:55:38,621 I don't have a ring or anything. 1098 00:55:41,023 --> 00:55:43,023 Do I need to put on a gown 1099 00:55:43,025 --> 00:55:43,858 - or take this off? - No? 1100 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,492 - No? - You're great 1101 00:55:44,494 --> 00:55:45,726 Just like that. 1102 00:55:45,728 --> 00:55:46,729 Okay good. 1103 00:55:48,831 --> 00:55:49,832 Oh. 1104 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,700 Yeah, see right there? 1105 00:55:52,702 --> 00:55:54,003 His little feet. 1106 00:55:54,871 --> 00:55:56,470 Do you wanna listen? 1107 00:55:56,472 --> 00:55:57,473 Yeah. 1108 00:56:00,576 --> 00:56:03,677 Is that you like, play music for it or? 1109 00:56:03,679 --> 00:56:05,313 Oh, it's your baby's heartbeat. 1110 00:56:10,486 --> 00:56:12,320 What does it sound like? 1111 00:56:13,723 --> 00:56:15,390 You should listen. 1112 00:56:23,866 --> 00:56:24,999 Okay, see right here? 1113 00:56:25,001 --> 00:56:27,001 That's the placenta. 1114 00:56:27,003 --> 00:56:30,704 Here you can see his little hand right there. 1115 00:56:30,706 --> 00:56:31,774 You've got an active one. 1116 00:56:37,379 --> 00:56:38,879 I get it, I get it. 1117 00:56:38,881 --> 00:56:39,682 I got you. 1118 00:56:44,987 --> 00:56:45,986 Do you wanna know what it is? 1119 00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:47,355 - Uh-huh. - No. 1120 00:56:48,423 --> 00:56:49,692 No. 1121 00:56:54,163 --> 00:56:55,896 I guess we're doing this. 1122 00:56:55,898 --> 00:56:57,900 Yeah, yeah I guess so. 1123 00:57:14,884 --> 00:57:15,685 Hey. 1124 00:57:18,554 --> 00:57:19,186 Hey. 1125 00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:21,856 What's wrong? 1126 00:57:21,858 --> 00:57:25,393 Nothing, nothing's wrong, I'm tired. 1127 00:57:29,665 --> 00:57:31,465 Are you not attracted to me anymore? 1128 00:57:31,467 --> 00:57:33,868 I'm so attracted to you, I am. 1129 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:35,771 I just need to sleep. 1130 00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:40,142 Well is it, 1131 00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:42,810 is it my body? 1132 00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:44,845 Are you afraid about the baby? 1133 00:57:44,847 --> 00:57:46,714 It's not your body, it's not the baby, 1134 00:57:46,716 --> 00:57:48,983 please don't make a thing out of this. 1135 00:57:48,985 --> 00:57:50,818 Please. 1136 00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,722 I'm not, it's just... 1137 00:57:56,759 --> 00:57:59,061 It's painful for me that you don't wanna touch me. 1138 00:58:02,231 --> 00:58:04,832 I'm sorry it's painful for you. 1139 00:58:31,661 --> 00:58:34,929 Oh, don't forget about. 1140 00:58:34,931 --> 00:58:36,830 What was that? 1141 00:58:36,832 --> 00:58:38,832 It's visiting day at Wallace's dance class. 1142 00:58:38,834 --> 00:58:40,000 You told her you wanted to go. 1143 00:58:40,002 --> 00:58:40,968 I do, I'll be there. 1144 00:58:40,970 --> 00:58:41,936 It's okay if you don't want to 1145 00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:43,570 but you just have to tell me so that I can... 1146 00:58:43,572 --> 00:58:44,872 No, I wanna be there. 1147 00:58:44,874 --> 00:58:46,173 Okay, four o'clock. 1148 00:58:46,175 --> 00:58:47,041 Four o'clock. 1149 00:58:47,043 --> 00:58:48,142 Please don't be late. 1150 00:58:48,144 --> 00:58:49,810 I won't be. 1151 00:58:49,812 --> 00:58:51,681 Wallace and Luke, time to go! 1152 00:58:53,816 --> 00:58:56,717 Come on, let's go, let's go! 1153 00:58:56,719 --> 00:58:57,651 Bye. 1154 00:58:57,653 --> 00:58:58,788 Bye, bye, bye! 1155 00:59:05,528 --> 00:59:06,160 My bag. 1156 00:59:06,162 --> 00:59:07,163 Oh! 1157 00:59:21,277 --> 00:59:22,478 All right. 1158 00:59:31,153 --> 00:59:32,154 Terren. 1159 00:59:34,023 --> 00:59:34,824 Benjamin. 1160 00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,893 What are you doing here? 1161 00:59:40,997 --> 00:59:41,998 Can I come up? 1162 00:59:43,933 --> 00:59:45,668 I actually have somewhere to be. 1163 00:59:52,008 --> 00:59:53,142 I could get a drink though. 1164 00:59:55,044 --> 00:59:55,845 All right. 1165 00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:58,881 You happy? 1166 01:00:02,752 --> 01:00:04,653 No, not always. 1167 01:00:06,655 --> 01:00:09,023 You know, I'm not that happy of a person generally. 1168 01:00:09,025 --> 01:00:11,694 I'm working on it though. 1169 01:00:13,129 --> 01:00:14,161 You know, those things. 1170 01:00:14,163 --> 01:00:15,262 What things? 1171 01:00:15,264 --> 01:00:18,234 Well, you know, just relationships and fidelity. 1172 01:00:18,834 --> 01:00:20,734 Being nice, being decent, 1173 01:00:20,736 --> 01:00:24,173 being a decent human being. 1174 01:00:26,642 --> 01:00:28,342 It's a lot of stuff. 1175 01:00:28,344 --> 01:00:29,745 You know all about that. 1176 01:00:30,946 --> 01:00:32,114 Yeah, I think I do. 1177 01:00:36,085 --> 01:00:37,019 Why did we break up? 1178 01:00:37,953 --> 01:00:39,588 Why was that? 1179 01:00:40,856 --> 01:00:45,059 I guess I wasn't in love with you. 1180 01:00:45,061 --> 01:00:46,062 Liar. 1181 01:00:49,865 --> 01:00:50,866 I should really go. 1182 01:00:52,201 --> 01:00:53,202 Yeah. 1183 01:00:57,139 --> 01:00:59,139 Let's definitely get one more. 1184 01:00:59,141 --> 01:01:00,142 Yeah. 1185 01:01:12,054 --> 01:01:16,990 Come on legs! 1186 01:01:16,992 --> 01:01:18,392 Swoop! 1187 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:24,834 Good job! 1188 01:01:25,835 --> 01:01:27,303 Turn, pose it, hold! 1189 01:01:28,204 --> 01:01:29,169 Hold it! 1190 01:01:29,171 --> 01:01:31,941 Good job ladies, that was a beautiful run! 1191 01:01:34,810 --> 01:01:36,076 That was so good sweetie, 1192 01:01:36,078 --> 01:01:37,744 you looked amazing out there! 1193 01:01:37,746 --> 01:01:38,747 Thanks Mom. 1194 01:01:39,849 --> 01:01:41,715 Did Benjamin come? 1195 01:01:41,717 --> 01:01:43,016 I know that he wanted to, 1196 01:01:43,018 --> 01:01:45,154 he must've just gotten stuck at work honey. 1197 01:01:47,056 --> 01:01:48,689 I'm glad he didn't come. 1198 01:01:48,691 --> 01:01:51,060 Me too, 'cause it's more cupcakes for us. 1199 01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:54,130 Here we go. 1200 01:01:58,300 --> 01:01:59,668 It looks pretty good. 1201 01:02:00,803 --> 01:02:01,871 It should be good. 1202 01:02:03,272 --> 01:02:03,937 All right. 1203 01:02:03,939 --> 01:02:06,006 I wanna wait for Benjamin. 1204 01:02:06,008 --> 01:02:08,375 Well, you can hang out with him after your bath. 1205 01:02:08,377 --> 01:02:10,010 Dig in. 1206 01:02:10,012 --> 01:02:11,712 I'm not eating til Benjamin comes. 1207 01:02:11,714 --> 01:02:13,149 Well I guess you're not eating. 1208 01:02:15,918 --> 01:02:16,919 Here he is. 1209 01:02:18,354 --> 01:02:20,055 Hey guys! 1210 01:02:21,991 --> 01:02:23,659 How's it going troops? 1211 01:02:25,060 --> 01:02:27,227 I've been trying you for three hours. 1212 01:02:27,229 --> 01:02:29,863 I've been stuck in the subway. 1213 01:02:29,865 --> 01:02:30,866 For three hours? 1214 01:02:32,067 --> 01:02:34,737 I was stuck at work, and then I was stuck on the subway. 1215 01:02:39,175 --> 01:02:41,175 Well, Wallace did an amazing job 1216 01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:42,278 at dance class today. 1217 01:02:44,246 --> 01:02:47,181 Wallace, I had a bad day at work, 1218 01:02:47,183 --> 01:02:49,450 but I am so so sorry. 1219 01:02:49,452 --> 01:02:50,753 Sorry for what? 1220 01:02:52,354 --> 01:02:53,488 Next time you're gonna be this late, 1221 01:02:53,490 --> 01:02:55,923 I'd appreciate it if you would text me. 1222 01:02:55,925 --> 01:02:58,358 Oh, next time I have a crap day at work 1223 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,197 I'd appreciate it if you didn't give me shit for it. 1224 01:03:04,534 --> 01:03:06,434 You need to eat something. 1225 01:03:06,436 --> 01:03:07,970 Have some bread. 1226 01:03:11,508 --> 01:03:13,443 Hey Lukey, how was your day? 1227 01:03:14,444 --> 01:03:15,909 Pretty good. 1228 01:03:15,911 --> 01:03:16,912 Yeah? 1229 01:03:19,315 --> 01:03:21,882 Wallace, how 'bout you? 1230 01:03:21,884 --> 01:03:23,319 It was pretty uneventful. 1231 01:03:26,855 --> 01:03:29,323 Ben, how was your day? 1232 01:03:29,325 --> 01:03:31,992 Fine Abigail, how was your day? 1233 01:03:31,994 --> 01:03:32,859 Oh you go first. 1234 01:03:32,861 --> 01:03:33,994 You go first. 1235 01:03:33,996 --> 01:03:34,997 No. 1236 01:03:35,998 --> 01:03:37,364 Tell us. 1237 01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:38,834 You go, how was your day? 1238 01:03:40,135 --> 01:03:42,371 I said my day was fine, how was your day? 1239 01:03:46,275 --> 01:03:48,875 Luke, please, stop that! 1240 01:03:48,877 --> 01:03:49,910 - No. - Stop! 1241 01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:50,744 I think we all want 1242 01:03:50,746 --> 01:03:51,845 to hear what happened to you today. 1243 01:03:51,847 --> 01:03:52,848 Stop, give it. 1244 01:03:54,383 --> 01:03:55,550 Wallace, sit back down. 1245 01:03:55,552 --> 01:03:56,850 - She won't give it back! - No! 1246 01:03:56,852 --> 01:03:58,053 - Mom, make her stop! - Wallace. 1247 01:03:58,887 --> 01:04:00,187 - Wallace. - Stop it! 1248 01:04:00,189 --> 01:04:00,887 Please sit down 1249 01:04:00,889 --> 01:04:02,089 and give the car back to Luke. 1250 01:04:02,091 --> 01:04:03,458 - Stop it! - Give it back! 1251 01:04:03,460 --> 01:04:04,459 You guys, can you... 1252 01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:05,392 Mom! 1253 01:04:05,394 --> 01:04:06,226 Mom! 1254 01:04:06,228 --> 01:04:07,394 Stop, stop! 1255 01:04:07,396 --> 01:04:08,996 Stop! 1256 01:04:08,998 --> 01:04:13,367 Shut the fuck up! 1257 01:04:20,142 --> 01:04:21,375 Look, I'm really sorry guys, 1258 01:04:21,377 --> 01:04:24,177 but you have to listen to your Mother, okay? 1259 01:04:24,179 --> 01:04:26,181 She told you to stop, she's your Mom. 1260 01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:38,325 "They would stare out their bedroom window 1261 01:04:38,327 --> 01:04:40,193 "long after they should've gone to sleep, 1262 01:04:40,195 --> 01:04:42,195 "watching the drafts glide across 1263 01:04:42,197 --> 01:04:44,364 "their massive darkened field. 1264 01:04:44,366 --> 01:04:46,333 "The birds fluttered like ghosts 1265 01:04:46,335 --> 01:04:48,201 "in the windows of their gloomy cage. 1266 01:04:48,203 --> 01:04:50,205 "The sea lions were the first to wake." 1267 01:04:55,445 --> 01:04:58,011 You lost your temper with my kids. 1268 01:04:58,013 --> 01:04:59,514 That can never happen again. 1269 01:04:59,516 --> 01:05:01,785 Yeah, well your kids are out of control. 1270 01:05:03,285 --> 01:05:04,452 My kids are kids, 1271 01:05:04,454 --> 01:05:07,387 that's how they behave when they're tired and hungry. 1272 01:05:07,389 --> 01:05:09,389 Look, I told you I wasn't ready for this. 1273 01:05:09,391 --> 01:05:10,493 I mean, I warned you to... 1274 01:05:12,194 --> 01:05:13,461 Maybe you should read a book or something 1275 01:05:13,463 --> 01:05:16,497 because it's a little late to turn back now. 1276 01:05:16,499 --> 01:05:17,364 Okay, maybe I will 1277 01:05:17,366 --> 01:05:19,232 and I'll be sure to bookmark the section 1278 01:05:19,234 --> 01:05:21,203 on how to discipline your kids for you. 1279 01:05:22,404 --> 01:05:26,073 Don't you dare blame this on my children. 1280 01:05:26,075 --> 01:05:28,511 The only person acting like a child tonight, was you. 1281 01:05:29,178 --> 01:05:31,612 I have made enormous sacrifices for you. 1282 01:05:31,614 --> 01:05:33,413 I'm completely behind on all my work, 1283 01:05:33,415 --> 01:05:34,281 the commute here... 1284 01:05:34,283 --> 01:05:37,017 You walked into a beautiful family! 1285 01:05:37,019 --> 01:05:39,219 One that took years to create! 1286 01:05:39,221 --> 01:05:42,623 One that you probably started yourself by now 1287 01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:45,227 if you had any courage or restraint. 1288 01:05:47,196 --> 01:05:49,530 You're unstable Benjamin. 1289 01:05:49,532 --> 01:05:52,399 Your moods flip on a dime, 1290 01:05:52,401 --> 01:05:55,001 you have a terrible temper, 1291 01:05:55,003 --> 01:05:57,304 and you're a scary drunk. 1292 01:05:57,306 --> 01:05:59,507 Yeah, well, you're a boring sober person, okay. 1293 01:05:59,509 --> 01:06:01,041 It's like you were pretending before 1294 01:06:01,043 --> 01:06:03,343 to be this like hot, fun, cheerleader 1295 01:06:03,345 --> 01:06:06,213 so you could get the quarterback to knock you up. 1296 01:06:06,215 --> 01:06:07,216 Oh God. 1297 01:06:09,519 --> 01:06:11,017 What did I do? 1298 01:06:11,019 --> 01:06:11,652 Come on, look. 1299 01:06:11,654 --> 01:06:12,653 This is a setback. 1300 01:06:12,655 --> 01:06:14,289 No, this isn't a setback. 1301 01:06:15,157 --> 01:06:18,325 Let's call this what it is, it's a fucking disaster! 1302 01:06:18,327 --> 01:06:19,993 Yeah, well, 1303 01:06:19,995 --> 01:06:22,430 I told you, I didn't sign up for this. 1304 01:06:22,432 --> 01:06:24,398 I told you that the stress of this sort of thing 1305 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,066 is gonna ruin our relationship. 1306 01:06:26,068 --> 01:06:27,033 What sort of thing? 1307 01:06:27,035 --> 01:06:28,201 Having a kid. 1308 01:06:28,203 --> 01:06:29,704 Yeah, three. 1309 01:06:29,706 --> 01:06:30,571 Yeah. 1310 01:06:30,573 --> 01:06:31,271 - There are three children - I know! 1311 01:06:31,273 --> 01:06:31,972 - Involved. - And I didn't 1312 01:06:31,974 --> 01:06:32,939 Sign up for one! 1313 01:06:32,941 --> 01:06:35,643 You act like you're the only one 1314 01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:37,512 who totaled their life! 1315 01:06:37,514 --> 01:06:38,713 I guess that's what happened 1316 01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,283 when strangers get wasted and screw. 1317 01:06:42,552 --> 01:06:44,019 Pack your stuff and go. 1318 01:07:24,794 --> 01:07:25,994 Mommy. 1319 01:07:29,198 --> 01:07:30,199 I miss Dad. 1320 01:08:22,485 --> 01:08:23,451 You ready? 1321 01:08:23,453 --> 01:08:24,454 You're next. 1322 01:08:26,255 --> 01:08:27,555 - There are three - I know! 1323 01:08:27,557 --> 01:08:28,556 - Children involved! - And I didn't sign 1324 01:08:28,558 --> 01:08:30,560 Up for one! 1325 01:08:33,496 --> 01:08:35,395 Will you marry me? 1326 01:08:35,397 --> 01:08:37,431 I wanna apologize to you. 1327 01:08:37,433 --> 01:08:40,202 Say goodbye Benjamin. 1328 01:08:48,243 --> 01:08:49,710 Promise you'll be there? 1329 01:08:49,712 --> 01:08:52,547 I'll be there at seven o'clock on the dot. 1330 01:08:52,549 --> 01:08:54,515 And be in front row? 1331 01:08:54,517 --> 01:08:55,716 Okay, I'll get there early 1332 01:08:55,718 --> 01:08:57,487 and make sure I'm in the front row. 1333 01:08:58,521 --> 01:08:59,620 Promise. 1334 01:08:59,622 --> 01:09:00,855 I adore you. 1335 01:09:00,857 --> 01:09:02,523 I adore you. 1336 01:09:02,525 --> 01:09:03,156 Love you! 1337 01:09:03,158 --> 01:09:04,859 Love you Mom! 1338 01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:30,484 So these are sort of the emotional beats of the book. 1339 01:09:30,486 --> 01:09:33,621 This is the visual realization of the story. 1340 01:09:33,623 --> 01:09:35,390 It's all supposed to take place at night 1341 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:38,559 when they're in their beds. 1342 01:10:09,492 --> 01:10:11,393 My water broke I think. 1343 01:10:16,198 --> 01:10:17,531 Hurry, let's go. 1344 01:10:17,533 --> 01:10:19,600 You guys were so amazing. 1345 01:10:19,602 --> 01:10:20,668 Thanks Mom. 1346 01:10:20,670 --> 01:10:21,702 - Thanks Mommy. - Fantastic. 1347 01:10:21,704 --> 01:10:22,703 Okay, so listen, 1348 01:10:22,705 --> 01:10:25,640 Kate is going to drop you off at Grandpa's, 1349 01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:26,707 and then she's gonna come back 1350 01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,476 and get you when the baby's here. 1351 01:10:28,478 --> 01:10:29,376 All right? 1352 01:10:29,378 --> 01:10:30,243 - Okay. - Okay Mom. 1353 01:10:30,245 --> 01:10:33,246 All right, hugs and kisses. 1354 01:10:33,248 --> 01:10:34,482 Mom. 1355 01:10:34,484 --> 01:10:35,315 I love you guys. 1356 01:10:35,317 --> 01:10:35,983 I love you. 1357 01:10:35,985 --> 01:10:36,784 Your car's outside. 1358 01:10:36,786 --> 01:10:37,718 Okay. 1359 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,586 I will see you soon. 1360 01:10:38,588 --> 01:10:39,687 See you later, wish me luck. 1361 01:10:39,689 --> 01:10:41,390 - Good luck. - Bye. 1362 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:47,895 You're doing great, you're doing great! 1363 01:10:47,897 --> 01:10:49,697 Oh. 1364 01:10:49,699 --> 01:10:51,434 Here, grab my hand. 1365 01:10:52,969 --> 01:10:54,169 Ben. 1366 01:10:56,572 --> 01:10:57,404 That's good. 1367 01:10:57,406 --> 01:10:58,407 Fuck! 1368 01:11:05,648 --> 01:11:06,714 Two, 1369 01:11:06,716 --> 01:11:07,517 one! 1370 01:11:13,790 --> 01:11:15,321 Super girl! 1371 01:11:15,323 --> 01:11:15,990 Come on. 1372 01:11:15,992 --> 01:11:18,393 She is so cute. 1373 01:11:22,432 --> 01:11:23,833 Ready for a walk? 1374 01:11:26,602 --> 01:11:29,204 Where do ya think you're going? 1375 01:11:31,507 --> 01:11:32,875 You are adorable! 1376 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:43,562 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 88595