Original subtitles

ROY, ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE CHUCKLE?

WATCH THIS.

[people chattering]

[telephone dinging]

[telephone ringing]

GOOD AFTERNOON. SANDPIPER AIR.

DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?

WHO IS THIS?

IT'S LOWELL.

OH, HELLO, LOWELL.

HI, FAY.

UH, HOW'S YOUR DAY?

FINE.

HOW'S YOUR WIFE AND KIDS? GREAT.

HOW'S, UH, YOUR COLD?

OH,

MUCH BETTER. THANKS FOR ASKING.

BEFORE I FORGET, UH, YOU BETTER LET HIM OUT.

WHO?

PRINCE ALBERT.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GET ME EVERY TIME.

I TELL YA, IT'S FOOLPROOF.

NOT IN THIS CASE.

[seagulls cawing]

HEY, BRIAN, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OVER THE DROP AREA.

OH. MMM! I'VE NEVER STOCKED A LAKE WITH FISH BEFORE.

THIS IS KIND OF EXCITING.

YEAH, IT'S EVERY PILOT'S DREAM,

DROPPING TROUT OUT OF AN AIRPLANE.

IT'S THE PART OF THE LINDBERGH FLIGHT YOU DON'T HEAR MUCH ABOUT.

HEY, IT'S THE OFF-SEASON. IT PAYS THE BILLS.

DON'T THEY USUALLY STOCK THESE LAKES WITH TRUCKS?

I UNDERBID CHARLEY DOWN AT CHARLEY'S BAIT AND TACKLE.

YES, AND NOW YOU CAN BOAST THAT YOU GOT THE BETTER OF A MAN

WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME DOWN AT THE PETTING ZOO

STUFFING GOAT CHOW DOWN HIS PANTS.

[laughing]

OK, BRIAN, JUST YELL "NOW" WHEN WE'RE OVER THE LAKE.

RIGHTY-O.

HEY, HELEN. YEAH?

WANNA TAKE THE CONTROLS FOR A MINUTE?

WHAT?

WHY, GO AHEAD. NO, BRIAN.

IT'S A RUSH.

[whistles] BRIAN, I CAN'T DO THAT.

[stuttering] NO, I REALLY COULDN'T. COULD I, YOU THINK?

YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD, TAKE THE YOKE.

[gasping]

OOH. MMM.

BEATS TOSSING FRENCH FRIES INTO DEEP FAT, HUH?

I'LL SAY. HUH.

BUT I'M JUST HOLDING ONTO THE WHEEL. I'M NOT REALLY FLYING IT, RIGHT?

[giggling] UH, YOU ARE NOW.

NOW? YES, NOW.

[splashing] THERE THEY GO.

WHAT?

YOU SAID "NOW." I DROPPED THE FISH.

NO, I WASN'T TALKIN' TO YOU. I WAS TALKIN' TO HER.

WONDER HOW LONG TROUT CAN LIVE IN TREES.

THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF MY DOG

WHILE I'M IN BOSTON, FAY.

OH, MY PLEASURE, ROY. I LOVE DOGS.

I'M SURE BRUTUS AND I'LL GET ALONG FINE.

ARE THERE ANY SPECIAL LITTLE TREATS THAT HE LIKES?

ANYTHING THAT PUTS UP A FIGHT.

[laughing]

OH, DON'T BE SILLY, ROY. HE'S SUCH A SWEET--

[Brutus growling]

MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

CAN'T YOU PUT HIM IN THE KENNEL?

NOT ANYMORE. THEY BANNED HIM FOR LIFE.

SOME TRUMPED-UP STORY ABOUT A MISSING CHIHUAHUA.

GEE, I DON'T KNOW, ROY-- OH, COME ON, FAY.

NOW, YOU CAN'T BACK OUT ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE. AND YOU PROMISED.

WELL-- OOPS, THERE'S MY PLANE. I GOTTA GO.

I'M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

HERE'S HIS MUZZLE, FEEDING GLOVE, AND DISCIPLINE STICK.

OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

IF HE LOWERS HIS EARS AND HIS PUPILS GO COMPLETELY BLACK,

RUN LIKE HELL. HAVE FUN.

[Brutus snarling]

HEY, THERE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

JOE, I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME TO FLY.

YOU? YES.

YOU WANT TO FLY? YOU?

MISS "I DON'T DATE PILOTS" WANTS TO BE ONE?

[laughing]

JOE, EVER SINCE I HAD THOSE CONTROLS IN MY HANDS THIS MORNING,

IT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF. THAT POWER, THAT FREEDOM.

YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GREAT, HUH? YEAH.

I GUESS ALL THOSE TIMES YOU WENT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FLYING,

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN LISTENING.

GEE, IT ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE RIVETED.

RIVETED, COMATOSE. IT'S A FINE LINE.

HEY, BRIAN, GET A LOAD OF THIS.

HELEN WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO FLY.

YOU? YOU WANT TO FLY? YOU,

MISS "I DON'T DATE PILOTS" WANTS TO BE ONE?

[both laughing]

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. JOE SAID THE EXACT SAME THING.

I KNOW. I WAS EAVESDROPPING.

OK, JOE, SO YOU'LL TEACH ME TO FLY?

[exclaiming] YEAH SURE. WHY NOT? HEY, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE I COULD FIND A FEW OTHER STUDENTS AND START A LITTLE FLIGHT SCHOOL.

BRIAN, YOU COULD TEACH THE AIR STUFF AND, SINCE I'M GROUNDED,

I COULD TEACH THE GROUND STUFF.

AIR STUFF, GROUND STUFF. I'M LOST. HOW ABOUT YOU, HELEN?

YEAH, I--I LIKE THAT IDEA. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN IT STARTS.

GREAT. THANKS. OH. OH, HELEN, BY THE WAY, UH,

DO YOU WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT?

UH, ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT A DATE

OR YOU JUST WANNA GO TO A MOVIE?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE DURING THE MOVIE.

UH, BRIAN.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.

THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE PERSONAL.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER.

NOW WHERE WERE WE?

OH, YES, I WAS TRYING YOUR PATIENCE.

UH, YOU KNOW, HELEN, WHEN I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE MOVIES

I WAS REALLY JUST ASKING AS A FRIEND.

OH, GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING THAT YOU MEANT.

YOU KNOW, AFTER THAT FIRST DATE

THIS WHOLE DATING THING DIDN'T SEEM TO GO SO WELL.

YEAH, NO KIDDING, WE NEVER EVEN WENT ON A 2ND DATE.

OH, YOU NOTICED THAT, TOO?

SO, WE'RE NOT DATING.

OBVIOUSLY NOT.

GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES AND ENJOY OURSELVES.

GREAT.

BOY, US DATING WAS ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS

TO COME DOWN THE PIKE IN A LONG TIME.

WHAT WERE WE THINKING? I DON'T KNOW.

PROBABLY HOPING WE WOULD FALL IN LOVE

AND GET MARRIED AND BE DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

[both snorting]

WELL, OK, I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO BEGIN.

UH, LOWELL, LOWELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT UP HERE WITH THE OTHERS?

WELL, OK, JOE,

I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK I WAS KISSING UP TO THE TEACHER.

BUT, LOWELL, BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THE CIGARS AND BRANDY.

MY PLEASURE, JOE.

HI, I'M JOE HACKETT,

AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE INAUGURAL CLASS

OF THE HACKETT FLIGHT ACADEMY.

WHERE OUR MOTTO IS, "SAFETY FIRST, FUN SECOND."

UH, YES, HELEN?

I WANNA GO UP IN A PLANE. WHEN DO WE GET TO FLY?

HELEN,

AN AIRPLANE IS AN INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED PIECE OF MACHINERY

WITH DOZENS OF DIALS AND SOPHISTICATED INSTRUMENTS

THAT HAVE TO BE THOROUGHLY UNDERSTOOD

BEFORE YOU TAKE IT THOUSANDS OF FEET IN THE AIR.

OH.

SO, LIKE, AFTER LUNCH?

JUST BE PATIENT. YES, LOWELL?

UH, JOE, WILL THERE BE A QUESTION ABOUT THE MOTTO ON THE FINAL EXAM?

NO.

[sputtering]

OK. ANYWAY, UH...

[sputtering]

ANYWAY, JUST TO GET ACQUAINTED,

WHY DON'T WE ALL SHARE WHY WE WANT TO FLY? HELEN?

BECAUSE FLYING A PLANE IS...

ORGASMIC.

OK. LOWELL?

HELEN TOOK MY ANSWER.

UH, MRS. WINDSOR?

HELLO, I'M CATHY WINDSOR FROM WAUWINET.

I'VE BEEN A HOUSEWIFE FOR OVER 23 YEARS

AND I'M HERE BECAUSE I WANNA LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DEATH.

OK, JUST REMEMBER, SAFETY FIRST.

NOW, IN TODAY'S CLASS WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE BASICS OF FLIGHT.

YES, HELEN? SO YOU'RE SAYING

THAT WE'LL BE FLYING IN LIKE A COUPLE OF DAYS?

NOT IN MY PLANE, YOU WON'T.

WE GOT A LOT OF MATERIAL TO GET THROUGH HERE, PEOPLE.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST START BY TALKING ABOUT THE 4 FORCES

THAT ACT UPON A PLANE IN FLIGHT.

[sharpening pencil]

THOSE FORCES ARE LIFT,

THRUST, DRAG, AND WEIGHT.

[sharpening pencil] NOW LET-- UH--

LET'S START WITH LIFT.

[stuttering] NOW, LIFT--LIFT--

HEY, LOWELL. LOWELL.

CAN I BORROW THAT PENCIL SHARPENER FOR A SECOND?

UH, SURE, TEACH.

A LIFT CAN BEST BE EXPLAINED BY BERNOULLI'S THEOREM

WHICH STATES THE FASTER A FLUID MOVES PAST AN OBJECT...

...IN A NUTSHELL, IS THE THEORY OF LIFT.

ANY QUESTIONS? YES!

IT'S BEEN 6 FREAKIN' DAYS AND WE'RE STILL ON LIFT!

6 DAYS!

6 MIND-NUMBING,

COMA-INDUCING, SUICIDE-PROVOKING DAYS

OF PURE AND UTTER HELL!

DID WE FORGET TO RAISE OUR HAND?

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.

UH, YEAH, WHY DON'T WE ALL TAKE A BREAK.

WHEN WE COME BACK WE'LL HAVE A QUIZ.

YOU'LL NEED A NUMBER 2 PENCIL.

CAN I BORROW A NUMBER 2 PENCIL?

HEY, HEY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

IT WAS ABOUT QUITTING, JOE, WHICH I JUST DID.

WHY?

YOU'RE BORING. YOU'RE BORING!

YOU'VE MANAGED TO SUCK EVERY OUNCE OF EXCITEMENT

OUT OF THE MOST EXCITING THING I'VE EVER DONE.

WELL, I'M SORRY YOU DON'T FIND IT AS EXCITING AS MY OTHER STUDENTS DO.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

LOWELL SPENT THE ENTIRE CLASS YESTERDAY WATCHING AN ANT

PUSH A GRAIN OF SALT ACROSS HIS DESK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I ENVIED HIM!

YOU'RE A BITTER WOMAN, HELEN.

I'M GONNA GO BACK INTO CLASS. I SUGGEST YOU JOIN ME.

(Brian) PSST. HEY, LITTLE GIRL.

DO YOU WANNA FLY?

I'LL LET YOU FLY.

HI, FAY.

(Fay) HI, ROY. HOW WAS THE TRIP? IT WAS GREAT.

WHERE'S BRUTUS? WHERE'S MY LITTLE MEAT GRINDER?

OH, HERE HE IS.

HE'S OUT OF HIS CAGE! FAY, HE'S...

YOU...

[Fay cooing]

YES.

(Roy) BRUTUS?

FAY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

NOTHING. I TREATED HIM VERY WELL.

NOW, I GAVE HIM MY YANKEE POT ROAST, I LET HIM SLEEP ON MY BED.

AND I RUBBED HIS TUMMY.

[growling contentedly]

[cooing]

FAY, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?

YOU SPOILED HIM. YOU TURNED HIM INTO A SISSY DOG.

HE IS NOT A SISSY DOG.

HE JUST GOT IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE.

COME ON.

YOU MAKE ME SICK.

THAT BOW IS COMIN' OFF RIGHT NOW!

[Brutus barking]

[Brutus snarling]

ALTHOUGH IT--IT DOES SET OFF YOUR EYES.

HEY, BRIAN, COME ON, LET'S GO FLY.

NO, WE CAN'T TAKE THE PLANE UNTIL JOE LEAVES AND HE'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW

TRYING TO INJECT SOME HUMOR INTO TOMORROW'S LESSON.

OH, FORGET ABOUT IT. HE'LL BE IN THERE ALL NIGHT.

WE'LL NEVER GET THE PLANE OUT OF HERE.

WELL, THAT MIGHT BE TRUE

IF YOU WERE TALKIN' TO SOMEBODY WHO KNEW RIGHT FROM WRONG,

BUT, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, YOU'RE WITH ME.

THE SUCCESSFUL PILOT IS THE OBSERVANT PILOT.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON AROUND YOU.

AND YOU MUST BE RESPONSIVE TO EVERY MOVEMENT OF YOUR AIRCRAFT.

GOOD.

IT'S GOOD.

OK, BRIAN, WHEN DO I GET TO FLY?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

OR NOT.

PERSONALLY, I FIND FLYING AL FRESCO QUITE LIBERATING.

OK, OK, TAKE THE YOKE.

[exclaiming]

[moaning]

I REMEMBER THIS.

YEAH, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE LEFT RUDDER

'CAUSE YOU'RE STARTING TO YAW A LITTLE BIT.

RUDDER, RUDDER? THAT IS THE PEDAL. OK. RIGHT THERE, OK?

RIGHT.

YES. TURN, BABY, TURN.

TURN FOR MAMA, BABY.

TURN, SLOW AND LONG.

HELEN, PLEASE, STOP DOING THAT.

OH, STOP TURNING?

NO, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE STARTIN' TO GET ME HOT.

I MEAN, YOU ARE DATING MY BROTHER.

WELL, ACTUALLY NOT, WE DECIDED IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

REALLY? YEAH.

JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE RIGHT RUDDER.

[moaning] OH, YES.

GIVE IT RUDDER.

[moaning] OH, YEAH.

MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

[moaning]

[exclaiming]

[moaning]

[metallic rattling]

WHAT WAS THAT?

SHUT UP AND KEEP TURNING.

NO, BRIAN, WHAT WAS THAT?

BAH, IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A LOOSE FIRE EXTINGUISHER OR SOMETHING.

HERE, HOLD A STEADY COURSE. I'LL CHECK IT OUT.

OK.

OH, YEAH-- OH, GOD!

OH, GOD! BRIAN, I'M SO SORRY!

I SWEAR, I DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

BRIAN?

BRIAN?

OH, BRIAN, QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

OH, LORD!

OH!

[exclaiming]

OK, BRIAN, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME, THIS IS NOT VERY FUNNY.

OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

OH, GOD! OH! OH!

OH, I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP.

OH, GOD!

OK, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, HELEN.

NOW, YOU HAVE HAD 6 DAYS OF GROUND SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW LOTS OF STUFF.

ABOUT LIFT. OH, GOD!

[gasping] OK. OK.

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

(man on radio) THIS IS NANTUCKET TOWER. PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF.

OVER.

UM, UH--UH, YES, THIS IS-- THIS IS HELEN CHAPEL.

YOU KNOW, FROM THE LUNCH COUNTER?

COULD I PLEASE TALK TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO LAND A PLANE?

THE TOWER JUST CALLED.

HELEN'S UP IN THE PLANE. BRIAN IS OUT COLD.

SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING.

ALL RIGHT. NOBODY PANIC.

THE FIRST THING IS... UH--UH, NO, UH...

[stuttering]

FAY, CALL 911.

TELL 'EM TO NOTIFY THE PARAMEDICS WE HAVE A POSSIBLE CRASH LANDING.

THEN CALL THE HOSPITAL, TELL 'EM TO GET THEIR TRAUMA TEAM TOGETHER,

JUST IN CASE.

ROY!

[gasping] WAIT, HELEN IS ABOVE--

[stuttering] ROY!

SNAP OUT OF IT!

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. TELL THEM WE HAVE FOAM AND DRY CHEMICALS HERE,

BUT I WANT THEIR 2 NEWEST PUMPER TRUCKS HERE ON THE DOUBLE.

TELL 'EM I KNOW IT TAKES 8 MINUTES TO GET HERE. I WANT 'EM HERE IN 4.

I'M GONNA GET THE FOAM TRUCK OUT ON THE RUNWAY.

NOW LET'S MOVE IT! THIS IS FOR HELEN!

LOWELL, THE RUNWAY IS THIS WAY.

RIGHT!

WHAT'S THE SITUATION, WALTER?

HER ALTITUDE'S 3,500, HEADING...

210, CEILING IS 10,000, BROKEN WIND 170, TRUE AT 5 KNOTS.

I'VE MOVED OUT THE TRAFFIC IN THE AREA. SHE'S CLEAR TO LAND.

GOT SOME APPLES OVER HERE, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

[stuttering] NO, THANKS.

I BELONG TO THE FRUIT-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB.

NEXT MONTH: MANGOS.

HELEN, I CAN'T SEE YOU.

SO THE FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO

IS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FLYING LEVEL. HOW'S YOUR ATTITUDE?

HOW'S MY ATTITUDE? HOW IS MY ATTITUDE?

IT STINKS! THAT'S HOW MY ATTITUDE IS!

I'M FLYIN' IN A GAS TANK WITH WINGS!

HOW WOULD YOUR ATTITUDE BE?

YOU GOTTA HELP ME, JOE. I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE!

I MEANT THE PLANE'S ATTITUDE.

OH, UM...

UH--UH, WELL,

THE--THE WINGIE THINGS ARE LEVEL WITH THE HORIZON THING.

GOOD. OK, NOW, JUST TAKE IT EASY.

LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE.

[sighing]

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA TALK HER DOWN.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU UP HERE, JOE.

I DON'T GET MUCH COMPANY.

DID YOU SEE THAT BRUINS GAME YESTERDAY?

WALTER, CAN WE CHAT LATER? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITTLE CRISIS.

I SAW THIS HAPPEN ONCE BEFORE--

AND IT TURNED OUT FINE?

I FORGET.

PRETZEL?

HELEN, I'M HAVIN' A LITTLE TROUBLE MAKIN' YOU OUT.

UH, CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR WINGS?

LOOK, I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE MAKIN' YOU OUT.

CAN YOU WIGGLE THE TOWER?

SHE'S A LITTLE SPITFIRE.

OK, I CAN SEE YOU. I CAN SEE YOU. NOW, UH...

YOU'RE TOO HIGH. UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SWING AROUND AND COME IN AGAIN.

YEAH, AND MAYBE I SHOULD GO OUT ON THE WING AND DO A LITTLE FAN DANCE,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA, JOE. I'M GONNA LAND AND I'M GONNA LAND RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT. REDUCE YOUR SPEED BY HALF.

AND YOU'RE LINED UP PERFECTLY WITH THE RUNWAY.

UH, NOW, AFTER I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU SAY "CHECK"

SO I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT, OK?

(Helen) OK.

OK.

SET THE FUEL SELECTOR TO "MAIN TANKS."

THE FUEL SELECTOR ONTO THE MAIN TANKS. UM, CHECK.

GOOD. NOW,

UH, MAKE SURE THAT THE AUXILIARY FUEL PUMP IS ON.

YOU REMEMBER WHERE THAT IS?

IS ON...

[screeching] UM, NO!

COME ON, HELEN, COME ON!

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GROWING A MUSTACHE?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING SOMETHING?

NOPE. I PRETTY MUCH JUST WATCH THE BLIPS.

HEY. THERE SHE IS.

OH, JOE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE AUXILIARY FUEL PUMP IS.

HELEN, WE WENT OVER THIS IN CLASS TODAY.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS TODAY.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A LECTURE RIGHT NOW, JOE.

JUST TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN THING IS!

OH, I FOUND IT MYSELF.

ALL RIGHT. SET THE FUEL MIXTURE TO "FULL RICH."

FUEL MIXTURE TO FULL RICH.

CHECK.

OK, UH, UH, THROTTLE TO IDLE.

FLAPS TO ONE QUARTER.

CHECK.

I--I THINK THAT WAS ONE-QUARTER.

AND I--I HOPE THOSE WERE THE FLAPS.

ALL RIGHT, LOWER YOUR LANDING GEAR

AND K-K-KEEP YOUR WINGS STRAIGHT. NO! NO! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT!

OK, OK! DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME, JOE.

(Joe) ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE OVER THE RUNWAY.

NOW--NOW EASE THE YOKE BACK.

THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

[screaming] YES! YES!

(Helen) OH, GOD!

CUT THE ENGINES, HIT THE BRAKES!

OH, GOD! I DID IT!

JOE?

JOE?

JOE?

LOWELL, I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU.

YOU HANDLED THAT CRISIS BEAUTIFULLY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THAT IN YOU.

ROY, SOME MEN ARE BORN LEADERS.

OTHERS HAVE LEADERSHIP THRUST UPON THEM.

IT'S INCREDIBLE. GOOD NIGHT, LOWELL.

OH, OH, ONE MORE THING.

NEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN.

GOTCHA.

NIGHT, ROY. NIGHT, LOWELL.

HEY, BRIAN. BRIAN, ARE YOU OK?

YEAH, MY HEAD'S STILL SORE. I BANGED IT PRETTY BAD.

WELL, YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

I WANT YOU STRONG AND HEALTHY WHEN I BEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT.

HELEN, HELEN, PUT THAT GUN DOWN!

I CAN'T DO THAT.

JOE WOULD KILL ME IF I TOOK HIS PLANE.

IT WOULD BE WRONG!

GET HIM OUT OF HERE. WRONG!

HEY, HEY, WAIT--WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE

HELEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT HERE.

OH, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG, JOE, I'M SORRY.

PLEASE, JUST DON'T YELL AT ME. DON'T YELL AT ME--

I GUESS I DESERVED THAT.

HELEN, WHEN YOU WERE UP IN THE PLANE,

AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD EVER GET YOU BACK IN ONE PIECE,

I COULD ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THING.

I KNOW. I KNOW, JOE. I COULD ONLY THINK OF ONE THING, TOO.

AND I BET WE WERE THINKIN' ABOUT THE SAME THING.

WE'RE WIMPS.

THAT WASN'T IT.

BUT WE ARE. WE'RE WIMPS.

WE'RE SO AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE ON ANYTHING.

SO WHAT IF DATING MIGHT RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

UH, YOU DYING IN A FIERY CRASH WOULD HAVE DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF THAT, TOO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I'M SAYING LET'S GO FOR IT.

LET'S NOT HOLD ANYTHING BACK. LET'S TAKE THE ULTIMATE STEP.

LET'S...

DATE.

THEN WE WERE THINKIN' ABOUT THE SAME THING.

(Lowell) BOY.

WHAT SOME PEOPLE WON'T DO FOR A HIGHER GRADE.