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FAY, THIS PHONE NUMBER
YOU WROTE DOWN FOR ME,
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I CAN'T TELL
IF THAT'S A 5 OR AN 8.
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YOU KNOW,
I'VE ALWAYS HAD
THIS PROBLEM.
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00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:11,390
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
TELLING ME THAT MY 5s
LOOK LIKE 8s.
5
00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:13,900
THEY SAY, "FAY,
YOUR 5s LOOK LIKE 8s."
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AND THEY DO.
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W-WELL, IS THIS
A 5 OR AN 8?
8
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UM, A 7.
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THANK YOU.
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[seagulls cawing]
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN
PRE-BOARDING
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SANDPIPER AIR FLIGHT 14
TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD,
HYANNIS,
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AND CALCUTTA.
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JUST CHECKING TO SEE
IF YOU WERE LISTENING.
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EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU DIRECT ME
TO THE LADIES' ROOM?
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OH, UH, CERTAINLY.
UP THE STAIRS
AND TO YOUR RIGHT.
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THANK YOU.
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[telephones ringing]
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
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BATTLE STATIONS, EVERYONE.
WE GOT A LIVE ONE
ON THE STAIRS.
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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WHAT THAT
UNSUSPECTING WOMAN
DOESN'T KNOW IS
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THAT THE SIGNS ON THE MEN'S
AND LADIES' ROOMS
HAVE BEEN SWITCHED.
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WHY?
BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T
LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
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00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:05,680
LAUGH AT SOMEBODY ELSE.
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00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:06,910
(Brian)
NOW LET'S WATCH.
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5, 4,
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3, 2, 1.
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HEY, SOMEBODY SWITCHED
THE SIGNS UP HERE.
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IF I HADN'T STOPPED
THAT LADY,
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SHE WOULD'VE GONE
RIGHT IN THE MEN'S ROOM.
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WHAT'RE WE GONNA
DO WITH HIM?
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[sighing]
I DON'T KNOW.
AS A CHILD,
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THEY TOOK HIM TO HAVE
HIS TONSILS REMOVED,
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BUT IN A TRAGIC MIX-UP
GAVE HIM A HUMORECTOMY.
MMM.
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HEY, LOWELL, YOU WANNA
SWITCH THOSE SIGNS
BACK THE RIGHT WAY?
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OK, BUT IT WON'T BE
HALF AS FUNNY.
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HEY, HACKETT,
DID YOU SEE
TODAY'S SPORTS PAGE?
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HOW'D THE CELTICS
DO YESTERDAY?
THEY COVER?
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YEAH. THEY COVERED
THEIR FACES
WHEN THEY LEFT THE FLOOR.
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PLAYED LIKE
A BUNCH OF JACKASSES.
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SHOOT! THERE GOES
2 DAYS' TIPS.
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NO CLAMS IN THE CHOWDER
THIS WEEK.
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NO CLAMS IN THE CHOWDER
LAST WEEK.
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IS IT MY FAULT
THE CELTS ARE
IN A SLUMP?
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THERE'S AN ARTICLE
ABOUT MY BOY, R.J.
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HE'S GONNA BE STARTING
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
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FOR SIASCONSET HIGH
THIS FALL.
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OH, REALLY?
I PLAYED SOME BALL
IN HIGH SCHOOL, TOO.
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PLAYED SEMI-PRO MYSELF.
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00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:05,940
HAD GUYS LIKE YOU
FOR LUNCH.
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MUST'VE HAD
QUITE A FEW OF 'EM.
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ANYWAY, R.J. PLAYED
HIS FIRST SPRING SCRIMMAGE
YESTERDAY.
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MADE 7 UNASSISTED TACKLES
AND KNOCKED OUT
THE STARTIN' HALFBACK.
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THAT KID DIDN'T COME TO
FOR 5 MINUTES.
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[chuckling]
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THERE'S A KODAK MOMENT.
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17 YEARS OLD,
GOT A 19-INCH NECK.
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UH, DOES IT ACTUALLY
LOOK LIKE A NECK,
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OR DOES HIS HEAD GROW
DIRECTLY INTO HIS SHOULDERS?
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I HAD THAT KID PUMPIN' IRON
BY THE TIME
HE WAS 8 YEARS OLD.
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HIS MOTHER USED TO HATE IT.
BUT WHAT THE HELL,
SHE'S DEAD NOW.
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SEE,
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THE THING IS
THESE KIDS ARE NOT
NATURALLY AGGRESSIVE.
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YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH IT TO 'EM.
WELL, I TAUGHT R.J.
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I TAUGHT HIM,
ANYBODY TRIES
TO GET PAST YOU,
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ANYBODY TRIES TO MOVE IN
ON YOUR TERRITORY,
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MOVE IN
ON YOUR BUSINESS,
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A BUSINESS YOU STARTED
FROM NOTHIN',
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POURED YOUR HEART
AND SOUL INTO
FOR 10 YEARS,
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THEN YOU GOT EVERY RIGHT
TO CRUSH HIM
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LIKE A SQUIRREL
IN A COMPACTOR.
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MORE COFFEE, ROY?
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NO, THANKS.
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THAT 2ND CUP MAKES ME
A LITTLE EDGY.
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IS IT JUST ME
OR DID THE VEINS
IN ROY'S NECK
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JUST FORM
A GOAT'S HEAD?
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WELL, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
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KNOWN WHAT?
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I GOT THIS REALLY WEIRD
PHONE CALL LAST NIGHT.
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OH, BRIAN!
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WASN'T ME!
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HE'S RIGHT.
THERE WERE NO WET
SUCKING SOUNDS.
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YEAH. THAT'S JUST
AN ICEBREAKER
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AND, IF YOU'D QUIT HANGIN' UP,
YOU'D REALIZE THAT.
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IT WAS ROY'S KID R.J.
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HE WANTS TO START TAKING
CELLO LESSONS FROM ME.
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HO, ROY'S GONNA
HATE THAT.
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THAT'S WHY I TOLD HIM
HE BETTER CLEAR IT
WITH HIS DAD FIRST.
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OH, BRIAN.
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WHAT?
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DO YOU THINK
HE ASKED HIM?
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WELL, YOU GUYS
WERE SITTING HERE.
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HE DIDN'T MENTION A THING
ABOUT CELLO LESSONS.
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MY GUESS IS
THE KID CHICKENED OUT.
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IT'S A SHAME.
IT'S REALLY A SHAME.
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GUESS IT WOULD HAVE
MADE YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD
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TO GIVE A KID LIKE THAT
A LITTLE CULTURE
AND REFINEMENT.
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OH, GET REAL.
I GOT GAMBLING DEBTS
TO PAY OFF.
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HEY, HELEN,
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DID R.J. CALL YOU
AND TALK ABOUT
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TAKIN' SOME, UH,
CELLO LESSONS?
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UH, YES, ROY, I WAS GONNA--
NO, NO.
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I THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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(Helen)
YOU DO?
YEAH, YEAH.
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00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:06,520
ROY, THAT'S GREAT.
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00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,820
SO WHEN'S HE START?
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UH, HE CAN
START TONIGHT.
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UH, TELL HIM
TO COME HERE
AFTER WORK.
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HERE? YOU GIVE
THE CELLO LESSONS HERE?
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YEAH, MY LANDLADY'S
GIVING ME GRIEF AGAIN.
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SHE SAYS THE NOISE
IS MAKING HER CAT STERILE.
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I WISH YOU'D PLAY
FOR MY SISTER.
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7:00 SHARP.
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ROY, YOU SURPRISE ME.
CELLO LESSONS?
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I'VE GOT MY REASONS.
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COME HERE, GUYS.
YOU ALL GOTTA HEAR THIS.
COME HERE.
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HEY, LOWELL.
LOWELL, GET YOUR BUTT
OVER HERE.
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WELL, I GOTTA CHANGE
THE PLUGS ON A CESSNA
OUT HERE, ROY.
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BUT, LOWELL, I HAVE
AN ANECDOTE FOR YOU.
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PLUGS, ANECDOTE.
PLUGS, ANECDOTE.
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AH, COLOR ME CURIOUS, ROY.
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HEY, RUDY, COME HERE,
COME HERE. NOW GET THIS.
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WHEN R.J. TOLD ME
HE WANTED TO TAKE
CELLO LESSONS
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I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA PUKE,
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BUT THEN
HE GAVE ME
A REASON SO SWEET
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THAT IT TOUCHED
THIS FATHER'S HEART.
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AND THAT REASON WAS?
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00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:02,710
"DAD, I'M HORNY
FOR HELEN."
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[all laughing]
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HELEN IS GONNA TRY
AND TEACH MY KID THE CELLO
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WHILE HE'S HUGGING HER LEG
LIKE A LOVESICK POODLE.
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[all laughing]
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[shushing]
HERE SHE COMES.
HERE SHE COMES. WATCH THIS.
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HELEN, UH,
I'M CURIOUS ABOUT, UH,
YOUR TEACHING METHODS.
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DO YOU, UH,
LECTURE THE STUDENTS
OR DO YOU PREFER
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THE HANDS-ON TECHNIQUE?
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OH, DEFINITELY THE HANDS-ON.
I LIKE THE PERSONAL CONTACT.
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[both laughing]
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AM I MISSING
SOMETHING, GUYS?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LOWELL JUST MADE
A SILLY FACE.
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CUT IT OUT, LOWELL.
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SEE, I THINK R.J.'S
GONNA GET A LOT
OUT OF THIS.
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HE'S-- HE'S BEEN AWFUL SHY
ABOUT PERFORMING.
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DON'T YOU WORRY, ROY.
WHEN I GET THROUGH
WITH HIM,
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HE'LL BE TAKIN' OUT
THAT INSTRUMENT
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AND ENTERTAININ'
THE WHOLE FAMILY.
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[all laughing]
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HEY, ROY, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE R.J. IS?
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HE SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE
20 MINUTES AGO
FOR HIS LESSON.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO
FORGIVE HIM, HELEN,
HE'S ALWAYS LATE.
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HE TAKES AFTER ME.
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YOU AND R.J.
ARE REAL CLOSE,
AREN'T YOU?
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EVER SINCE
HIS MOTHER DIED
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HE'S ALL I GOT. GOD!
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I LOVE THAT KID.
MMM.
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AND UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,
YONDER COMETH
THE YOUNG MAESTRO NOW.
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(Roy)
THERE HE IS.
HERE'S MY BOY.
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LOOKIN' MORE LIKE
HIS MOTHER EVERY DAY.
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[exclaiming]
OH, SHE WAS
A HANDSOME WOMAN.
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HEY, SORRY I'M LATE.
DAD, GUESS WHAT?
UH-HUH?
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I BENCH PRESSED
350 POUNDS TODAY.
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I COULD HAVE DONE THAT,
BUT IN MY DAY THEY DIDN'T
HAVE BENCHES THAT HEAVY.
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[both laughing]
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, DAD.
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I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER
THAT ONE.
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[both grunting]
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MOM AND I USED TO
DO THAT AFTER SHOPPING.
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HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO ON
OUT TO THE HANGAR
AND GET STARTED.
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OK, BUT, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS.
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I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO PUT MY HANDS.
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE THIS
REALLY GOOD BOOK
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THAT SHOWS YOU
ALL THE DIFFERENT POSITIONS.
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[snickering]
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"SHOWS YOU
ALL THE DIFFERENT POSITIONS."
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"WHERE TO PUT
MY HANDS."
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I TAKE IT
YOU DON'T READ MUSIC?
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UH, NO.
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OK, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
ALL OF MY BEGINNING STUDENTS
ARE REALLY YOUNG,
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SO THESE BOOKS ARE
GEARED TOWARDS THEM.
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PLEASE DON'T THINK
I'M INSULTING
YOUR INTELLIGENCE.
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OK. NOW.
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THE MAMA HEN IS
THE WHOLE NOTE
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AND ALL THE LITTLE BABY CHICKS
ARE THE 8TH NOTES.
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LOOK, A RABBIT.
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GOOD, I'M NOT GOING
TOO FAST FOR YOU.
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THIS STRING IS THE "G"
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AND WE WILL PLAY IT
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BY BOWING...
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JUST ABOVE THE BRIDGE
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LIKE SO.
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[inaudible]
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OK, YOU'RE GONNA KEEP
PLAYING THAT NOTE
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AND WE'RE GONNA MASTER
JUST THAT ONE.
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OK.
BOW.
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JOE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A LESSON.
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UH, WELL, THE GUYS DIDN'T
WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS,
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BUT THE ONLY REASON R.J.'S
TAKIN' CELLO IS
HE'S GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU.
199
00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:04,090
NOW, I--I JUST
DIDN'T WANT THEM LAUGHING
AT YOUR EXPENSE.
200
00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:09,100
OH, JOE,
THAT'S SO SWEET.
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00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,600
YEAH, WELL.
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,440
OH, NOT YOU, R.J.
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00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,270
THE BIG LUG'S SO SMITTEN,
HE'S TAKIN' LESSONS
JUST TO BE NEAR ME.
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00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:19,410
YOU'RE NOT UPSET?
OH, NO.
205
00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:22,540
BUT THE GUYS MIGHT BE.
YOU SPOILED
A PRETTY GOOD GAG.
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I THINK I'M GETTIN' BETTER.
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LISTEN, R.J.
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I KNOW THIS IS
A CONFUSING TIME FOR YOU.
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00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,590
THE BOY BECOMING A MAN...
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STOP THAT!
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THE BOY BECOMING A MAN.
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00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:41,100
YOUR HORMONES ARE BLITZING
YOUR BRAIN OUT,
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00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,600
THEREFORE YOU'RE DRAWN
TO AN OLDER WOMAN
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FOR HER EXPERIENCE
AND FOR HER WISDOM.
215
00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:48,970
WHO COULD BLAME YOU?
216
00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,470
BUT YOU SHOULD BE
TAKING THE CELLO
BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT,
217
00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,840
NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE
SOME SCHOOLBOY CRUSH ON ME.
218
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:57,280
I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.
I JUST TOLD THAT TO MY DAD
SO I COULD TAKE THE LESSONS.
219
00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,280
IT'S OK, R.J.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.
220
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,120
I KNOW YOU'RE
ATTRACTED TO ME.
221
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,120
I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU,
I SWEAR.
222
00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,620
I JUST WANNA TAKE
THE LESSONS.
223
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,490
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LIE, HONEY.
224
00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:11,130
I'M NOT LYING.
225
00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:13,130
AM I GETTIN'
CHUNKY AGAIN?
226
00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,630
NO, YOU LOOK NICE.
227
00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:17,230
IS IT MY HAIR? OH, I KNEW
I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET
THAT LADY CUT IT.
228
00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,470
NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
OH, SO IT IS SOMETHING.
229
00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:21,970
WHAT IS IT?
IS IT MY PERSONALITY?
230
00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:24,970
IT'S THESE CLOTHES.
OH, IT'S THE ACCENT.
231
00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:26,480
ALL OF THE ABOVE?
232
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,880
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
TELL ME!
233
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,580
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
YOU TELL ME!
234
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,550
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.
I'M GAY.
235
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,550
OH, THANK GOD.
236
00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,550
[exclaiming]
237
00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:48,200
UH, RUN THAT
BY ME AGAIN.
238
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,200
IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID
THAT YOU WERE GAY.
239
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,700
I AM. CAN I LEARN
ANOTHER NOTE?
240
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,700
IN A MINUTE.
241
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,700
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS GAY THING?
242
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,210
I MEAN,
YOU'RE A YOUNG GUY.
243
00:10:57,210 --> 00:11:01,040
HAVE YOU ACTUALLY
DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT YET?
244
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,550
WELL, NOT REALLY.
I MEAN,
245
00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:05,050
I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYBODY
TO BE GAY WITH.
246
00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,550
I THINK
YOU NEED SOMEONE.
247
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:09,850
IT HELPS.
248
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,850
WELL, THEN,
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE?
249
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,860
WELL, I'VE HAD
THESE FEELINGS
FOR A LONG TIME
250
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,360
AND I'VE GONE
TO THE LIBRARY
AND READ A LOT.
251
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,860
AND DONAHUE DID
A WHOLE WEEK ON IT.
252
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,000
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
THE FIRST PERSON
I'VE TOLD,
253
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,500
BUT, NOW THAT
I'VE TOLD YOU,
254
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,500
I FEEL GOOD.
255
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,010
MATTER OF FACT,
I FEEL REAL GOOD.
256
00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,510
I--I FEEL FREE.
257
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,180
I FEEL LIKE
TELLING EVERYONE.
258
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:36,180
JUST CAME IN
TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
259
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,210
FAY, I'M GAY.
260
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:41,450
OH! OF COURSE
YOU ARE, DEAR.
261
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,950
YOU'RE YOUNG AND HEALTHY.
262
00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,950
YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S
AHEAD OF YOU.
263
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,960
WHO WOULDN'T BE GAY?
264
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,860
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
265
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:52,360
THAT WAS REALLY EASY.
YOU KNOW DONAHUE SAID
IT COULD BE LIKE THIS.
266
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,160
HEY, R.J.,
LESSON'S OVER?
267
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,670
HEY, JOE, GUESS WHAT.
I'M GAY.
268
00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,670
UH, WHY NOT?
269
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:04,140
HELEN, 5 MINUTES AGO
THIS KID HAD
A CRUSH ON YOU,
270
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,140
NOW HE'S GAY.
271
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,140
WHAT ON EARTH
DID YOU DO TO HIM?
272
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,450
EXCUSE US,
EXCUSE US.
273
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,450
JUST GETTIN' A SODA.
WE DON'T WANNA INTERRUPT
274
00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:13,650
GOD KNOWS WHAT.
275
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,150
YOU GUYS AREN'T
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
276
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,790
I WAS JUST TELLIN' JOE
I'M GAY.
277
00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,290
[exclaiming]
CHECK PLEASE.
LOOK, JOE,
278
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,290
I KNOW YOU'RE DESPERATE
TO PROVE WHAT A WACKY GUY
YOU ARE,
279
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,560
BUT PUTTIN' A KID
UP TO THIS?
280
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,690
JOE DIDN'T
PUT HIM UP TO IT,
IT'S TRUE.
281
00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:28,200
R.J. JUST TOLD ROY
THAT HE WAS
INTERESTED IN ME
282
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,000
SO HE COULD
TAKE THESE LESSONS.
OH.
283
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,500
SO YOU SAY
YOU'RE GAY, HUH?
284
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,500
HMM. GAY, REALLY?
285
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,510
NO.
286
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:37,510
YES.
287
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:39,580
NO.
288
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,540
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
TO PROVE IT TO YOU?
289
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,910
NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
290
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,990
R.J., HAVE YOU TOLD
YOUR FATHER ABOUT THIS?
291
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:51,320
NO, NOT YET, BUT--
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
292
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,830
HE HASN'T TOLD ROY YET
THAT HE'S GAY.
PLEASE, YOU GUYS,
293
00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:58,330
YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME TELL HIM
THAT HE'S GAY.
PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
294
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,330
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE.
BRIAN.
295
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,830
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THAT WOULD DO
TO ROY?
296
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,830
YEAH. PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE OH, PLEASE--
297
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:08,340
FORGET IT, BRIAN.
A LOT OF PEOPLE COULD
HANDLE THIS INFORMATION,
298
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,340
BUT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT ROY BIGGINS HERE.
299
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,840
SO, WE'VE ALL AGREED.
HE CAN'T KNOW, OK?
300
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,340
[all mumbling]
301
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,310
(R.J.)
OK, GUYS, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I'M GONNA GO TELL DAD.
302
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,650
(Helen)
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, R.J.
303
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:21,650
LOOK, I KNOW THAT SHARING
THIS NEWS MAKES YOU
FEEL REAL GOOD.
304
00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,990
AND WE'RE ALL GLAD FOR YOU.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
305
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:26,990
THAT YOU HAVE OUR SUPPORT
IN TELLING ANYONE YOU WANT,
306
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,820
BUT I DON'T THINK
YOUR DAD SHOULD BE
ONE OF THEM.
307
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,160
BUT DAD'S MY BEST FRIEND.
HE SAID I COULD TALK TO HIM
ABOUT ANYTHING.
308
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,260
DID HE SPECIFICALLY
MENTION THIS?
309
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,770
WELL, NO.
310
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:38,270
M-MAYBE YOU GUYS
ARE RIGHT.
311
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,770
I MEAN, I WENT THIS LONG
WITHOUT TELLING HIM.
312
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,170
I GUESS, I CAN GO
A LITTLE LONGER.
313
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:42,670
YEAH, OF COURSE
YOU CAN.
314
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:45,170
BUT REMEMBER,
315
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,280
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND
ABOUT TELLING YOUR DAD,
316
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,780
PLEASE CALL ME.
I'M AVAILABLE
24 HOURS A DAY.
317
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,780
I'M EVEN THINKING
OF GETTING A BEEPER.
318
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,420
[telephones ringing]
319
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:02,930
(Fay)
JOE?
320
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,430
UH, JOE,
I WAS WONDERING,
321
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,430
WOULD IT
BE A PROBLEM IF I LEFT
A LITTLE EARLY, TODAY?
322
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,930
I HAVE MY MODERN DANCE CLASS
AT THE SENIORS' CENTER.
323
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,130
OH, YEAH, SURE, FAY.
GO AHEAD. HAVE FUN.
324
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:14,140
I--I WOULDN'T ASK,
BUT IF I'M LATE
I GET STUCK WITH MR. HOFFMAN
325
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,640
AS MY PARTNER.
326
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,640
HE HAS TROUBLE LIFTING ME
OVER HIS HEAD.
327
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,640
FAY, DOES YOUR DANCE GROUP
EVER GIVE RECITALS?
328
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,810
YES, THEY DO.
NEXT TIME INVITE ME.
329
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,320
WILL DO.
330
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:30,150
HELEN, WHERE
YOU GOING?
331
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,120
I'M GOING TO GIVE
R.J. HIS LESSON.
332
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,960
I'M BEGGING YOU,
YOU GOT TO LET ME
TELL ROY ABOUT HIS KID.
333
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,290
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
334
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,790
OH, BUT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
335
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,300
I GOT ALL THIS INFORMATION
BUILDING UP INSIDE OF ME.
336
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,300
I'M GONNA HURT
SOMETHING INTERNALLY.
337
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,300
WELL, IF YOU TELL HIM,
I'LL HURT SOMETHING
EXTERNALLY.
338
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,040
ALL RIGHT,
YEAH, WELL, HE'S GONNA
FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.
339
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,040
OK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT?
340
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,040
WORD'S OUT
ALL AROUND TOWN.
341
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,380
OH, YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
342
00:14:55,380 --> 00:15:00,380
HELEN, R.J.'S ORGANIZING
A NANTUCKET GAY PRIDE PARADE.
343
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,890
IF I DON'T TELL ROY,
HE'S GONNA LEARN IT
FROM A FLOAT.
344
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:06,720
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
345
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,990
WELL, IF I CAN'T TELL ROY,
CAN I AT LEAST TAKE HIM
TO THE PARADE?
346
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,060
R.J., WE HAVE TO TALK.
347
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,740
LOOK, I KNOW WE TOLD YOU
THAT IT WOULD BE BAD FOR YOU
TO TELL YOUR FATHER.
348
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,740
BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE WORSE?
349
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:26,240
HIM FINDING OUT
FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
350
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,240
AND THAT IS
A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY.
351
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,750
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN
A BUSY LITTLE FELLOW,
HAVEN'T YOU?
352
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,750
I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD.
353
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,250
SAVE IT FOR THE PARADE.
354
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:39,250
OH? YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
I'M THE GRAND MARSHAL.
355
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,620
CONGRATULATIONS.
356
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,130
LISTEN, ROY,
YOU BETTER GET IN HERE.
357
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:49,130
YOUR SON HAS SOMETHING
PRETTY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU
AND IT CAN'T WAIT.
358
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,630
OK.
359
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,640
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT.
360
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,640
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A DEEP BREATH?
THAT USUALLY HELPS ME RELAX.
361
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,510
YOU CAN
LET IT OUT NOW.
362
00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,120
[exhaling]
363
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,620
LISTEN ROY,
JUST REMEMBER,
364
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,620
NO MATTER
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR,
YOUR SON LOVES YOU.
365
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,030
R.J., I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
366
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,530
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I'M A LITTLE SCARED.
367
00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:21,960
THE WAY SHE'S TALKIN',
SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT
SOME BAD NEWS.
368
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,830
DON'T WORRY, SON,
YOUR OLD MAN CAN TAKE IT.
369
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:26,440
JUST GIVE IT
TO ME STRAIGHT.
DON'T HOLD BACK.
370
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,570
[groaning]
DAD, I'M GAY.
371
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:30,570
DAD?
372
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,070
DAD!
373
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:34,580
DAD?
374
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,280
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
375
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,750
I SAID I'M--
[groaning]
STOP RIGHT THERE.
376
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,450
YOU--YOU GO ON HOME.
377
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,960
I'M GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE.
THIS WHOLE THING
NEVER HAPPENED.
378
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:47,290
DAD, IT'S TRUE.
379
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,790
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT KIND OF
ARTSY-FARTSY IDEAS
380
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,290
HELEN'S PUTTIN' IN YOUR HEAD,
BUT YOU ARE NOT...
381
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,300
[gasping]
GAY.
382
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,800
LET ME EXPLAIN--
383
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,300
I DON'T WANT
ANY EXPLANATIONS.
YOU ARE NOT...
384
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,230
[gasping]
GAY.
385
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,740
AM, TOO.
ARE NOT.
386
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,240
AM, TOO, DAMN IT.
387
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,240
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
388
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,240
WE ARE GONNA SETTLE THIS
LIKE MEN.
389
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,740
HOW?
390
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,750
GIMME A MINUTE.
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHIN'.
391
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,890
YOU AND ME, ONE-ON-ONE.
392
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:17,820
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
393
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:21,220
IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN BE GAY,
IF NOT, YOU CAN'T.
394
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,590
DAD, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
395
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:27,100
DON'T TALK TO ME
ABOUT WEIRD.
396
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,730
LET'S DO IT.
397
00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,030
[both grunting]
398
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,710
I LET YOU DO THAT.
399
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,720
GIVE IT UP, DAD,
I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU,
I'M QUICKER THAN YOU--
400
00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:00,800
IN YOUR FACE.
401
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,270
[both panting]
402
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,270
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
403
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:11,770
NOTHING.
IT'S-- IT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
404
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,280
DAD, IT'S-- IT'S OK.
THEY KNOW.
405
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,240
FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE,
406
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,110
R.J., THAT'S JUST
A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
407
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,920
YOU TOLD HIM?
408
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,420
[groaning]
THAT JUST TEARS IT.
409
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,920
WHAT HAPPENED?
HE FAINTED.
410
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:27,290
[groaning]
HE FAINTED. AH, JOE...
411
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,290
BRIAN, BRIAN,
IT'S-- IT'S OK.
YOU'LL GET OVER IT.
412
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:33,630
ISN'T THIS SORT OF
A STRANGE TIME
TO BE PLAYING BASKETBALL?
413
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,400
IT'S A CONTEST.
414
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,900
IF I WIN, I'M GAY,
IF DAD WINS, I'M NOT.
415
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,240
WELL, HAVE FUN.
416
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,240
THAT SORT OF PUTS
A WHOLE NEW SLANT
ON THE N.B.A., DOESN'T IT?
417
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,250
THAT'S IT, I WIN.
I'M GAY!
418
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,820
2 OUT OF 3.
HUH?
419
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,690
COME ON, 2 OUT OF 3.
NO WAY.
420
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:03,190
NO WAY, DAD.
YOU SAID IF I WON,
I COULD BE GAY.
421
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:05,560
AND I WON
FAIR AND SQUARE,
SO I'M GAY!
422
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,260
YEAH, WELL, I'M YOUR FATHER.
2 OUT OF 3. COME ON!
423
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,650
[Roy groaning]
424
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,020
26 OUT OF 51.
425
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,520
NO. IT'S OVER.
426
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,020
BUT I'M JUST GETTIN'
WARMED UP.
427
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:37,930
DAD,
428
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:40,300
[panting]
429
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,800
WE COULD PLAY ALL NIGHT
430
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,300
AND EVEN IF BY SOME MIRACLE
YOU WERE TO BEAT ME...
431
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,800
[grunting]
YEAH?
432
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,800
[both panting]
433
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,870
...IT WOULDN'T
CHANGE ANYTHING.
434
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:53,380
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WON'T EVER
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
435
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,880
YEP.
436
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,280
EVER?
437
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,280
EVER.
438
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:02,050
BUT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND, R.J.
439
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,050
I GOT PLANS FOR YOU.
440
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,560
COLLEGE BALL, THE PROS.
441
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,360
THOSE ARE MY PLANS,
TOO, DAD.
442
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,360
BUT YOU'RE MY SON.
443
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,230
YOU'RE MY ONLY CHILD.
444
00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:19,030
AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.
445
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,540
ARE YOU SURE THERE'S
NO CHANCE YOU'LL...
446
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,040
YOU'LL CHANGE
YOUR MIND, HUH?
447
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,540
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
SAY, ONE IN A MILLION?
448
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,050
NO.
449
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,050
OK, OK, OK.
450
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:34,550
ONE IN A BILLION?
451
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,050
THAT'S NEXT TO NOTHIN'.
IT'S PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT,
COME ON.
452
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,060
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
ONE IN A BILLION?
453
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,060
JUST SO I CAN
SLEEP AT NIGHT, HUH?
454
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,360
HUH?
455
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,860
[sighing]
456
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:51,130
WELL, OK,
MAYBE ONE IN A BILLION.
457
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:54,370
I KNEW IT.
YOU'RE NOT SURE. COME ON.
458
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,870
LET'S START OVER.
BEST 2 OUT OF 3.
459
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,110
[taunting]
460
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:22,700
LOOKS LIKE ROY'S GONNA
FIGHT THIS ONE
TILL HE DROPS, HUH?
461
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,200
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S A TOUGH THING
462
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,200
FOR BOTH OF 'EM.
YEAH.
463
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,710
[laughing]
464
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:33,210
I WONDER HOW YOU'D FEEL
IF I TOLD YOU
I WAS GAY, HUH?
465
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,940
YOU'RE KIDDIN'.
YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
466
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,450
COME ON.
467
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:39,950
BE SERIOUS.
EVERYONE KNOWS.
468
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,450
WHAT?
469
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:42,950
COME ON, BRIAN,
LOOK AT THE WAY YOU WALK.
470
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:46,020
YEAH, VERY FUNNY.
VERY FUNNY.
471
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:48,520
WELL, I'D STAY AWAY
FROM THE WHARF
IF I WERE YOU.
472
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,890
SOME OF THOSE GUYS
HAVE BEEN OUT TO SEA
A PRETTY LONG TIME.
473
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:52,390
HEY, LISTEN, JOE,
474
00:21:52,390 --> 00:21:55,400
IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO PROVE THAT YOU'VE GOT
A SENSE OF HUMOR,
475
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,570
I'M NOT BITIN'.
476
00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:05,010
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY I WALK?
477
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:09,410
NOTHIN' REALLY.
IT'S HARDLY NOTICEABLE.
478
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,780
YOU WERE RIGHT, GUYS.
BRIAN DOES WALK FUNNY.
479
00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:13,950
WHAT?
480
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,850
[in a deeper voice]
I MEAN, WHAT?
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