Original subtitles

HERE ARE YOUR TICKETS

WITH YOUR SEAT ASSIGNMENTS, MR. MORTENSON.

AND WE AT AEROMASS, WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE.

WE HOPE YOU'LL FLY WITH US AGAIN

REAL, REAL, SOON. OH, LOWELL.

PLEASE TAKE MR. MORTENSON'S BAG OUT TO THE PLANE.

MY PLEASURE.

RIGHT THIS WAY, MA'AM.

[gasping]

[Roy clearing throat]

[seagulls cawing]

SO, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE RADIO AGAIN, JOE?

IT KEEPS CUTTIN' IN AND OUT.

WHEN I'M IN MY OFFICE, I HAVE GOTTA BE ABLE

TO PICK UP THE MIKE AND KNOW

WHOEVER IS SITTING IN THAT COCKPIT CAN HEAR ME.

WELL, I'D SAY YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE

TO STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE OFFICE DOOR AND YELL.

NO, I--I MEANT WHEN THE PLANE'S IN THE AIR, LOWELL.

SO DID I.

HEY, JOE, THE CANDIDATES FOR THE BACKUP PILOTS

ARE STARTIN' TO JAM UP OUT THERE.

OK, I'M READY. SEND 'EM OUT.

LET'S GO.

IS THIS IT?

AFRAID SO.

YOU KNOW, A 3-MAN COMMANDO SQUAD

COULD TAKE THIS PLACE OUT LIKE THAT.

SECURITY AROUND HERE SUCKS.

UH, THANKS. I'LL LOOK INTO IT.

UH, I WANT-- I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

SEE, I'M IN KIND OF A BIND HERE.

I, UH, RECENTLY LOST MY LICENSE DUE TO HYPERTENSION.

IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY THING.

ANYWAY, I-- HOW OLD ARE YOU?

OH, 18, SIR.

BUT I HAVE MY COMMERCIAL PILOT'S LICENSE.

I GOT IT 2 WEEKS AGO. SAME DAY MY BRACES CAME OFF.

PLANE'S A DEATH TRAP.

COUPLE OF ROUNDS OF STEEL-JACKETED AMMO IN THE FUEL TANK

AND THIS BABY'S A ROMAN CANDLE.

COOL.

YEAH, WELL, UH, THANKS.

UMM, UH, NOW WHY DON'T-- WHY DON'T WE JUST GET ON WITH THE INTERVIEWS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO STEP IN MY OFFICE, MISTER, UH...

STUBBS.

BY THE WAY,

DOES THIS JOB REQUIRE THAT I FLY AT NIGHT?

YEAH, IS THAT A PROBLEM?

WELL, MY DOCTOR DON'T LIKE ME DRIVIN' AFTER DARK

BUT HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT FLYIN'.

SO, MR. STUBBS, I IMAGINE

YOU'VE HAD QUITE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE FLYING.

OH, I'VE FLOWN FOR A LOT OF OUTFITS.

I EVEN HAVE A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

FROM CHARLES LINDBERGH, HERE,

BUT THE DAMN THING CAME APART.

CHARLES LINDBERGH?

THE CHARLES LINDBERGH?

WELL, UNLESS HE WAS PULLIN' MY LEG.

MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

I SEE.

YEAH, SHE'S KIND OF MAD AT ME

BECAUSE I TOTALED HER NEW CAR.

HECK. IT--IT--IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

IT'S ALL THOSE FANCY LIGHTS AND GIZMOS ON THE DASHBOARD.

THEY'RE-- IT JUST GOT ME FLUMMOXED.

(Lowell) YOU LEFT THE SWITCH DOWN ON YOUR TRANSMITTER, JOE.

I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.

WHO--WHO--WHO SAID THAT?

I DIDN'T TOUCH THE SWITCH, LOWELL. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

IT CUTS IN AND OUT ALL BY ITSELF.

IT'S A GROUND-TO-AIR RADIO.

GOOD LORD, MISS AGNES! WHAT THEY WON'T THINK OF NEXT.

[sighing]

OH, NO, HELEN, I DON'T WANT THOSE EGGS FRIED.

I ASKED FOR 'EM SCRAMBLED.

NO PROBLEM.

HAPPY?

WHO TWISTED YOUR SHORTS?

IT'S MY LIFE, I GUESS.

I FEEL THIS DESPERATE NEED FOR SOMETHING

AND I JUST DON'T KNOW QUITE WHAT IT IS.

I MEAN, I GET UP IN THE MORNING AND I COME TO WORK.

I GO HOME, I GO TO BED.

IS THAT ALL THERE IS?

THROW IN A T.V. DINNER

AND, YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO, FAY?

MY LIFE IS A MISERABLE, LONELY EXISTENCE.

GET A BIRD.

FAY, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING MARRIED.

TOMORROW, I'M GONNA BE THE BRIDESMAID FOR THE 5TH TIME THIS YEAR.

I'M NOT EVEN ASKING TO GET MARRIED.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO OUT,

HAVE A NICE TIME WITH A DECENT GUY.

IF SOMETHING DOESN'T HAPPEN SOON,

ALL THE KIDS ARE GONNA CALL ME

"THAT WEIRD OLD LADY AT THE END OF THE BLOCK."

YOU GET USED TO IT.

LET ME PUT MY THINKING CAP ON

AND I'LL BET I COME UP WITH THE PERFECT FELLOW FOR YOU.

THANKS, FAY.

HEY, HELEN, EVER HAD PEACH BRANDY SUCKED OUT OF YOUR NAVEL?

HURRY, FAY, HURRY.

IT'S NO USE.

I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO HIRE ANY OF THOSE GUYS.

JOE, YOU'VE GOTTA. I CAN'T KEEP FLYING EVERY FLIGHT MYSELF.

MY LITTLE CATNAPS ARE UPSETTING THE PASSENGERS.

I KNOW. I KNOW. BUT LOOK AT MY CHOICES.

JOE, THOSE ARE THE LAST 3 PEOPLE ON EARTH

WHO ARE WILLING TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME MAKE THE DECISION, OK?

I'LL ASSESS ALL THEIR QUALIFICATIONS,

FACTOR IN THEIR EXPERIENCE,

AND AFTER I'VE COMPILED ALL THE DATA,

CHOOSE THE BEST POSSIBLE PERSON FOR THE JOB.

1 POTATO, 2 POTATO?

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

FAY, THIS AIRLINE GETS HARDER TO RUN BY THE MINUTE.

TRY STANDING IN HEELS ALL DAY.

I AM TOO WRAPPED UP IN THIS JOB.

I--I GET HERE IN THE MORNING, I RUN THE OFFICE ALL DAY,

I GO HOME AT NIGHT AND GO TO BED.

I NEED SOMETHING ELSE IN MY LIFE.

HELEN IS THINKING ABOUT GETTING A BIRD.

(Brian) JOE!

MEET YOUR NEW SWING PILOT. KENNY McELVEY.

IT'S A PRIVILEGE TO BE ABOARD, SIR.

KENNY?

[laughing]

HE'S YOUNG, BUT IN MY OPINION,

THIS CADET HAS ALL THE RIGHT STUFF.

OH, BOY.

WAIT TILL THE KIDS IN THE BUS HEAR

I'M PILOTING THE 5:15 TO HYANNIS.

[sighing]

LET'S SEE WHO'S THE DORK-FACE NOW.

[laughing]

[people exclaiming]

OK, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.

I JUST GOT BACK FROM A WEDDING.

MY CHANGE OF CLOTHES IS LOCKED IN THE CAR

ALONG WITH MY KEYS.

SO, IF ANYBODY HAS ANY WISECRACKS TO MAKE,

LET ME HEAR 'EM NOW.

YOU WON'T HEAR ANY FROM ME.

I LIKE THE NEW UNIFORM.

[sighs]

DID YOU MEET ANYONE INTERESTING AT THE WEDDING?

(Helen) OH, YEAH, FAY.

THE ONLY SINGLE GUY THERE

WAS PICKIN' HIS TEETH WITH A MATCHBOOK.

SO?

THE TEETH WERE IN HIS HAND AT THE TIME.

FAY, IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.

ALL THESE GIRLS GETTING MARRIED, THEY WERE THE EASY TYPE,

WHO SPENT HIGH SCHOOL NECKING IN PARKED CARS UP AT INDIAN POINT.

NOT ME.

I WAS DEDICATED TO MY MUSIC.

A NICE GIRL.

THE SORT OF GIRL THAT GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO MARRY

AFTER THEY GET TIRED OF THE OTHER KIND.

SOME BOYS TAKE A LONG TIME TO TIRE.

INDIAN POINT.

[laughs]

WELL, THE WIFE STILL LIKES TO GO UP THERE AND PARK,

JUST TO PUT THE EXCITEMENT BACK IN OUR MARRIAGE.

DOES IT WORK?

SO SHE SAYS.

NEXT TIME, I'M GOING WITH HER.

OK, KENNY.

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE KIND OF YOUNG,

I HAVE TO ADMIT YOU SEEM--

LOSE THE HAT.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW YOUR STUFF.

I WAS TOP MAN IN MY FLIGHT CLASS, SIR.

AND I LIKE YOUR APPEARANCE. TAKE NOTE, BRIAN.

BOUGHT MY OWN UNIFORM WITH MY ALLOWANCE, SIR.

I WANT TO BE THE SAME KIND OF SQUARED-AWAY, BY-THE-BOOK PILOT YOU ARE.

KID, WE GOTTA TALK.

SANDPIPER AIR FLIGHT 7 TO HYANNIS WILL NOW BEGIN BOARDING.

YOUR COPILOT THIS AFTERNOON IS NANTUCKET'S OWN,

KENNY McELVEY,

WHO HAS A B-PLUS AVERAGE

AND IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHESS CLUB.

SO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY, JOE?

WELL, I'M TRYING HARD NOT TO LET THIS JOB BE SO IMPORTANT TO ME.

LAST NIGHT, I EVEN WENT OUT.

ENDED UP AT THE ROSE AND CROWN. I MET A WOMAN.

EVERYTHING WAS GOIN' GREAT

AND THEN I STARTED TALKIN' ABOUT MY PLANE.

OH, JOE, YOU DIDN'T.

YEAH.

NEXT THING I KNEW, SHE WENT TO POWDER HER NOSE AND NEVER CAME BACK.

APPARENTLY, SHE KICKED THE WINDOW OUT OF THE LADIES' ROOM

AND RAN FOR IT.

WHERE AM I GONNA FIND SOMEONE WHO'LL ACCEPT ME THE WAY I AM?

WELL, YOU KNOW, JOE, WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON,

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.

I WAS TELLING HELEN THE SAME THING.

WAIT A MINUTE. HOW BLIND COULD I BE?

IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

I FORGOT MY PURSE.

HELEN,

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY SITUATION AND, UH,

YOU KNOW, YOUR SITUATION AND--

EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF SITUATION

ARE WE TALKIN' ABOUT HERE, JOE?

HE'S WASHED OUT AND YOU'RE OVER THE HILL.

COMMUNICATION'S A DYING ART.

HELEN, COULD YOU COME INTO MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?

SURE.

LOWELL, WOULD YOU WATCH THE COUNTER, PLEASE?

SURE, HELEN.

UH, WHAT IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO ORDER SOMETHING?

JUST TELL 'EM I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

OK.

[coughing]

LOWELL!

[choking] WATER.

HELEN'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE, ROY.

OK, SO WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, JUST HEAR ME OUT.

UH, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE,

YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW

AND NEITHER DO I.

AND I WAS THINKING IT WOULD SEEM ONLY LOGICAL THAT--

YOU WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE?

YES. NO. WELL, YES,

BUT I, SORT OF, WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO ASK.

I KNOW IT'S OLD-FASHIONED, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY I FEEL.

THE GUY SHOULD ASK THE GIRL.

OK. GO AHEAD.

WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE? NO.

WHAT? W-WAIT.

LOOK, I--I KNOW, I KNOW.

THIS IS THAT NO-DATING-PILOTS RULE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT RULE WAS A LOT OF BALONEY.

WELL, IT'S KIND OF MOOT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A PILOT ANYMORE.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING, I'M NOT A PILOT ANYMORE.

WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU JUST--

WELL--WELL, THEN, WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

BECAUSE THIS SOUNDS WAY TOO CONVENIENT.

I DON'T WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU

BECAUSE YOU'RE LONELY AND I'M LONELY

AND WE BOTH HAPPEN TO BE AT THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME.

I MEAN, WHAT IF SOME OTHER LONELY WOMAN HAPPENED BY?

WOULD YOU ASK HER OUT INSTEAD?

WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?

JOE!

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. IT'S ME KIDDING.

LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT THIS TO BE CONVENIENT.

I AM NOT A MINIMART.

I WANT YOU TO ASK ME OUT

BECAUSE YOU FIND ME ALLURING, DESIRABLE,

INTRIGUING, PROVOCATIVE.

I WANT TO KNOW THAT LATE AT NIGHT

WHEN YOU LIE IN BED DRIFTING IN THAT NETHERWORLD

BETWEEN CONSCIOUSNESS AND SLEEP,

I DANCE THROUGH YOUR DREAMS.

I THINK THAT WAS IMPLIED.

NO. THAT WASN'T.

I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY IT.

A WOMAN HAS TO HEAR THESE THINGS.

WELL, YOU KNOW,

WHAT YOU SAID.

NO. YOU HAVE TO SAY IT, JOE. JUST SAY IT.

ALL RIGHT.

[air plane passing]

YOU'RE ALLURING,

AND DESIRABLE,

[laughs] AND SOMETHING ELSE,

AND WHEN I'M ASLEEP, YOU DANCE THROUGH THE NETHERLANDS.

CLOSE ENOUGH. WHAT TIME YOU PICKING ME UP?

8:00. GREAT.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT BRIAN?

WHAT ABOUT BRIAN?

WELL, HOW'S HE GONNA FEEL ABOUT THIS?

WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE 3 MUSKETEERS.

WHAT HAPPENS TO THE 3RD WHEN THE OTHER TWO START DATING?

I DON'T KNOW. HE GETS A BIRD?

I'M SERIOUS, JOE.

HE'S ALWAYS ASKING ME OUT. I ALWAYS REFUSE.

NOW YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO OUT. AND IT'S GONNA HURT--

W-WAIT. WHY DON'T-- WHY DON'T WE JUST SEE

IF THIS IS GOING ANYWHERE FIRST

BEFORE WE UPSET THE APPLECART.

WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE'LL JUST KEEP THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US.

(Helen) WHAT BRIAN DOESN'T KNOW, WON'T HURT HIM.

(Joe) RIGHT. THIS'LL JUST BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DON'T THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW?

NEVER MIND. JUST TURN THAT THING DOWN.

ROGER.

SO, YOU WANNA HANG OUT LATER?

I KNOW THIS COOL VIDEO ARCADE IN HYANNIS.

SORRY, BOY WONDER,

BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING

I'M GONNA BE NEEDED BACK ON THE ISLAND TONIGHT.

SURPRISE!

AH!

BET YOU NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE ME HERE TONIGHT, DID YOU?

YEAH. I ASSUMED YOU WERE WORKING.

WELL, I LET KENNY TAKE THE LATE FLIGHT TO PROVINCETOWN.

ARE YOU SURE HE'S READY?

OH, YEAH, HE'S A GREAT KID.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. AND VERY ACCOMPLISHED PILOT, TOO.

HE ONLY LOST HIS POISE ONE TIME TODAY

AND THAT'S WHEN THE PASSENGERS PLAYED KEEP-AWAY WITH HIS HAT.

WELL, I HOPE YOU STOPPED IT.

STOPPED IT? I STARTED IT.

SAY, WAS IT A GOOD THING I GOT BACK HERE IN TIME?

IN TIME? FOR WHAT?

THE FIGHT, DUMMY. GEORGE FOREMAN, GERRY COONEY.

GEE, THAT SOUNDS ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING

THAN WATCHING A COUPLE OF OLD GUYS FIGHT OVER A DINNER ROLL.

OH, COME ON, JOE. I THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA SEE IT.

SO, I CALLED UP THE CABLE COMPANY AND I ORDERED IT.

IT'S ONLY COSTING YOU $21.95.

BRIAN, I CAN'T TONIGHT. I--I MEAN,

NORMALLY I'D LOVE TO, BUT, UH, I CAN'T BECAUSE I, UH, I HAVE A--A, UH--

AN APPOINTMENT.

OH, AN APPOINTMENT, HUH?

LIKE, UH, LIKE IN BUSINESS?

YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

A BUSINESS APPOINTMENT. HMM.

[sniffing]

EXACTLY WHERE'D YOU MEET THIS GUY, JOE?

ALL RIGHT. OK, IT'S NOT AN APPOINTMENT EXACTLY, UH,

SO MUCH AS A, UH...

THE "D" WORD?

YEAH. A DATE, OK?

OOH, YOU OLD HORN DOG. HEY, YOU GOT A HOT DATE, HUH?

NO.

WELL, TAKE A TIP FROM THE MASTER.

FLUSH THAT COLOGNE, MAN. IT'S TOXIC.

REALLY? YOU DON'T LIKE IT? TERRIBLE.

THAT'S A RELIEF.

IT'S ONLY WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING, I START TO WORRY.

SO, UM, WHY IS THIS BIG DATE SUCH A SECRET?

IS IT ANYBODY I KNOW?

JUST SOMEONE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH?

OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE, WHAT'S HER NAME?

YEAH. OH, WELL, IT'S, UH,

MAUREEN MULHEARN.

MAUREEN MULHEARN?

OH, MY GOD! I REMEMBER HER.

HOW'S SHE MANAGING, ANYHOW?

FINE. WHY?

OH, I FIGURED SHE MIGHT HAVE SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS

AFTER LOSIN' HER LEG IN THAT SHARK ATTACK.

WHAT? OH.

NO, NO. SHE DOESN'T LET IT BOTHER HER.

OH, SHE'S A BRAVE GIRL. BRAVE GIRL.

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SHE WANTED TO ATTACK THAT SHARK IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU REALLY GONNA WEAR THAT SHIRT, JOE?

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, ABSOLUTELY.

SO WHERE YOU TAKIN' OLD MAUREEN?

SKATIN'?

TABLE-HOPPIN'?

ALL RIGHT. OK. IT'S NOT MAUREEN.

I MADE THAT UP BECAUSE IT'S SOMEONE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW

AND I'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

JOE, YOU WOUND ME.

WISH I HAD TIME.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, GO. GOOD. GO WITH MY BLESSING.

HAVE A GREAT TIME

AND LET'S JUST HOPE THAT AT SOME ROMANTIC MOMENT

YOU DON'T DEVELOP THAT, YOU KNOW, N-N-NERVOUS LITTLE S-STAMMER

YOU SOMETIMES GET. OH, NO. NO, NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU'VE PSYCHED ME OUT WITH THAT TOO MANY TIMES. I'M NOT PSYCHING YOU OUT.

I AM WISE TO YOU, BRIAN. COME ON.

YOU'RE NOT PLANTING ANY LITTLE PSYCHOLOGICAL TIME BOMBS IN MY HEAD.

OK. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. YOU GOT ME. GO AHEAD. GO.

HAVE A GREAT TIME. GO ON.

INCIDENTALLY, LOVE THAT TIE.

[whistling]

THAT WAS A WONDERFUL CHARDONNAY YOU CHOSE WITH DINNER TONIGHT.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW SO MUCH ABOUT WINE.

AH, IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

I JUST WENT DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE WINE LIST.

WHERE THE PRICES ARE? RIGHT.

CHOSE THE FIRST ONE THAT DIDN'T MAKE MY HEART STOP.

[giggling]

YOU KNOW, I HAD MY QUALMS ABOUT THIS EVENING

BUT I THINK WE HANDLED IT PRETTY WELL.

NO PRESSURE OF ANY SORT. NO EMBARRASSMENT.

YEAH.

[crickets chirping]

WHY ARE WE STOPPING? WHERE ARE WE?

GUESS.

OH, MY GOD! INDIAN POINT.

OH. YOU RECOGNIZE IT?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANY BOUNCING CARS SINCE THE MOVIE EARTHQUAKE.

SO, JOE, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

[giggling] NOTHING. H-HONESTLY. I DIDN'T PLAN THIS.

OH, DID WE RUN OUT OF GAS?

COME ON. WHERE'S YOUR SPIRIT OF ROMANCE?

NO. ROMANCE IS SOFT MUSIC AND CANDLELIGHT.

THIS IS KIDS WITH ACNE MAKING OUT.

JOE, THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU.

MAYBE YOU'RE SEEING A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME.

A SIDE OF ME YOU NEVER KNEW--KNEW--KNEW THAT--

D-D-DAMN IT, BRIAN.

WELL, MAYBE IT'S A SIDE OF YOU I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING.

OH, OH, CRAMP! WHAT? OH.

CRAMP. CRAMP. CRAMP. OH.

(boy #1) HEY, THAT'S MY CELLO TEACHER. YO, MISS CHAPEL!

OH, GOD.

[horn blaring]

(boy #2) HEY, SHUT UP!

AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED,

I'M NOT REALLY AN OLD HAND AT THIS.

NO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SHALL WE TAKE ANOTHER STAB AT IT?

SURE, WHY NOT?

HEY, CAPTAIN HACKETT?

HEY, I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. LAST FLIGHT WENT GREAT.

AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM SALLY BERNETTI.

DOING BETTER THAN I AM, KID. BEAT IT.

OH, YES, SIR.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL.

[both laughing]

THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

YOU'RE TELLIN' ME.

COME ON, HELEN. I THINK WE CAN DO THIS.

LET'S REALLY CONCENTRATE.

[both laughing]

NO, I DON'T THINK SO, JOE.

ONCE MORE. NO.

HEY, ONCE MORE. BE SERIOUS.

SERIOUS.

IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE, IS IT?

UH-UH.

OH, JOE. JOE, HOLD ON.

WE HAVE TO STOP FOR A SECOND.

OH, Y-YOU MEAN, GET IN THE BACKSEAT, MAYBE?

NO, I MEAN, WE'RE MOVING REALLY FAST

AND WE NEED TO STOP AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS MEANS

BEFORE WE, YOU KNOW...

LET HER RIP?

WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S QUITE THE WAY BYRON WOULD HAVE PUT IT.

BUT I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHERE WE'RE HEADED.

I MEAN, WE COULD BE DIFFERENT AFTER TONIGHT.

WE COULD BE LOVERS.

I MEAN, PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT EACH OTHER.

WE'RE TALKIN' APPENDIX SCARS HERE, JOE.

I DON'T HAVE AN APPENDIX SCAR.

I THINK YOU'RE TAKING ME MUCH TOO LITERALLY.

YEAH, WELL, I--I JUST MEANT THAT--

JOE, ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT, THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE.

OUR RELATIONSHIP AT WORK,

YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH BRIAN.

MINE, TOO.

WE CAN NEVER BE THE 3 MUSKETEERS AGAIN.

SO IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, WE SHOULD KEEP IN MIND

THE PASSING OF 3 BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIPS

AND A LOT OF LOVELY MEMORIES.

SO, HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?

I DON'T THINK WE'RE QUITE READY FOR THIS YET.

SO, WE'RE--WE'RE TAKING THINGS SLOWLY.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

JOE, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 20 YEARS.

IT IS THE LONGEST RUN TO FIRST BASE IN HISTORY.

I THOUGHT WE GOT TO 2ND BASE.

NO. BUT I THINK KENNY DID.

AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, HE'S HALFWAY TO 3RD.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.

YEAH, I'M KIND OF BEAT MYSELF.

AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT GETTING ANY REST BACK HERE.

HEY! BRIAN! BRIAN!