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HI, FAY.
OH, HI, LOWELL.
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UH, DID YOU FIND ANYTHING
WITH YOUR NEW
METAL DETECTOR?
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[laughs]
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EVEN MORE
THAN I DREAMED OF.
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THIS PERFECTLY GOOD,
FLATTENED PIECE
OF RUSTY METAL,
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THIS HALF OF A CAR ANTENNA,
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AND THIS
MEDIC-ALERT BRACELET.
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FIGURE I'LL GIVE THAT
TO THE MISSIS.
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DOES SHE HAVE ANGINA?
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NO, SHE HAD AN AUNT SOPHIE.
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BUT SHE DIED
OF A HEART ATTACK.
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I'M SORRY.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
BUT IT HAPPENED
A LONG TIME AGO.
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NO, I'M SORRY I ASKED.
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[seagulls cawing]
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[people chattering]
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HERE YOU GO, FAY.
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I JUST BAKED
A FRESH BATCH OF COOKIES.
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OH, THANK YOU, HELEN.
THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU
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TO DONATE THOSE
TO OUR BLOOD DRIVE.
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DONATE THEM?
(Fay)
UH-HUH.
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OH, SURE.
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AND THE JUICE, TOO,
RIGHT?
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YES, BLESS YOU.
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OH, MY PLEASURE.
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HI, I'M CARRIE.
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OH, LIKE THE MOVIE, HUH?
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I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITHOUT THAT BUCKET
OF BLOOD ON YOUR HEAD.
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WOW, YOU HAVE
GREAT FOREARMS.
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OH, THESE LITTLE THINGS?
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YEAH, THEY'RE PERFECT
FOR GIVING BLOOD.
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TOO MUCH MUSCLE TONE
REALLY GETS IN THE WAY.
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SO, ROY,
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?
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YES.
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AH, I GIVE BLOOD
ALL THE TIME.
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JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
I'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR A SUGAR COOKIE.
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I'LL GIVE YOU MINE
IF YOU'LL SHUT UP.
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I'M STARTING TO FEEL
A LITTLE WOOZY.
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AH, YOU JUST HAVE TO GET
YOUR MIND OFF THE FACT
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THAT THERE'S A STEEL NEEDLE
PLUNGED INTO YOUR VEIN.
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I HAVE AN IDEA.
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LET'S HAVE A CONTEST
TO SEE WHO CAN FILL
THEIR BAG FASTER.
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NURSE? NURSE?
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COME ON,
LOOK AT THAT BLOOD GUSH.
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OH.
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(Joe)
FAY, YOU KNOW
THOSE LITTLE GOLD WINGS
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I WEAR ALL THE TIME?
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YOU SEEN THOSE AROUND
ANYWHERE?
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NO. BUT I CAN GET YOU
ANOTHER PAIR.
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NO, IT HAS TO BE THAT PAIR.
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THEY'RE SORT OF
A GOOD LUCK CHARM.
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I GOT 'EM
THE FIRST TIME I FLEW.
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I WAS 8, AND
MY PARENTS TOOK ME
TO CHICAGO.
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GOD, I WAS SO EXCITED.
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(Fay)
OH, I CAN IMAGINE.
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I ASKED THE STEWARDESS
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IF I COULD BE THE PILOT.
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SHE SAID NO,
BUT SHE HAD SOMETHIN'
EVEN BETTER.
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SHE TOOK
THE LITTLE GOLD WINGS
OFF HER UNIFORM,
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PINNED 'EM ON MY JACKET
AND SAID,
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"THERE, NOW YOU'RE
AN HONORARY CAPTAIN."
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AND I KNEW
RIGHT THEN AND THERE
THAT SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY,
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FLYING WOULD ALWAYS BE
PART OF MY LIFE.
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OH, MY, THAT'S EERIE.
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WHY?
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WELL, I USED TO
FLY OUT OF CHICAGO,
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AND I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
A LITTLE BOY
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ASKING ME IF HE COULD
FLY THE PLANE.
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I TOLD HIM NO, TOO.
AND THEN I GAVE HIM THE WINGS
OFF MY UNIFORM.
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FAY, ARE YOU SAYING
YOU THINK THAT
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I WAS THAT LITTLE BOY?
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NOT UNLESS YOU USED TO BE
A LITTLE BLACK CHILD.
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UH, BUT THAT PART
ABOUT THE WINGS
WAS SPOOKY, WASN'T IT?
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OH, YEAH.
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WELL, UH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE WINGS, JOE.
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I'LL PUT NOTICES UP
AROUND THE AIRPORT.
GREAT. THANKS.
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UH, HAVE YOU GIVEN BLOOD YET?
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UH, NO, NOT YET. BUT I'M
REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
I'LL DO IT LATER.
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OH, JOE, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE AFRAID
OF A LITTLE NEEDLE?
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EVEN ROY'S GIVING BLOOD.
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[groaning]
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FAY, I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.
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HI, JOE.
OH!
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HEY, HI, DR. BENNETT.
I MISSED YOU LAST WEEK.
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I THOUGHT
WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT.
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WE DID?
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UH, DID I-- DID I MISS THAT?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I-I-I'VE BEEN SO BUSY.
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WE'LL HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.
UH, NOW'S A GOOD TIME.
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UH, I--I REALLY...
I'VE GOT--
HAVE A SEAT, JOE.
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SO,
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HOW HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING?
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I'VE BEEN FEELIN' GREAT.
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GETTIN' A LOT OF REST.
WORKIN' OUT 3 TIMES A WEEK,
EATIN' A LOT OF FISH.
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GLAD TO HEAR IT.
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YEAH. OH, I WAS THINKIN'
ABOUT GETTING ONE OF
THOSE STAIR MACHINES,
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BUT THE STORE THAT SELLS THEM
IS ON THE 3RD FLOOR.
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I DIDN'T FEEL
LIKE WALKIN' UP.
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[laughing]
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SO, AM I GONNA LIVE?
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NOT IF YOU KEEP TELLING
JOKES LIKE THAT.
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IT'S EVEN HIGHER
THAN LAST TIME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO FILE
THAT REPORT WITH THE F.A.A.
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HOW ABOUT WE GO 2 OUT OF 3?
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SORRY, JOE.
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HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER, BRO?
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HEY, YOU LOOK ABOUT AS WHITE
AS ROY'S LEGS.
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MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S TOO HIGH.
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I'VE BEEN GROUNDED.
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[knocking on door]
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[door opening]
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HEY, JOE.
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I THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT BE HUNGRY.
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OH, NOT REALLY,
BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT
WANT IT LATER.
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YOU OK, JOE?
YEAH.
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YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
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WELL, THERE'S NOTHIN' MUCH
TO SAY, REALLY.
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MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S
BEEN CREEPIN' UP FOR A WHILE
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AND I JUST KEPT HOPIN'
THE PROBLEM WOULD GO AWAY.
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IS IT SERIOUS?
NAH.
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BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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I HAVE TO TAKE MEDICATION
FOR HYPERTENSION.
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ME, OF ALL PEOPLE.
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YEAH, GO FIGURE.
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JOE,
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JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
HOW SORRY I AM.
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THANKS, LOWELL.
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ARE YOU OK?
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I'M FINE.
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I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
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SOMETIMES THESE THINGS
CAN BE TAKEN CARE OF
WITH A CROW BAR.
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WHAT?
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JUST STICK IT IN THERE
AND PRY IT OUT.
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LOWELL, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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TALKIN' ABOUT
THAT DAIRY TRUCK THAT
SIDESWIPED YOUR CAR
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OUT IN THE PARKING LOT.
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WELL, ON THE PLUS SIDE,
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3 BOTTLES OF MILK
LANDED IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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[door closing]
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BOY, THIS ISN'T YOUR DAY,
IS IT?
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YOU'RE TELLIN' ME.
I JUST BOUGHT MILK
THIS MORNING.
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OH, HACKETT.
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[airplane engine whirring]
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I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY
IN NO MOOD FOR COMPANY.
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I JUST CAME BY
TO SEE IF YOU'RE OK.
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I'M FINE.
GOOD.
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GOOD, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SORRY I AM TO HEAR
ABOUT YOU BEING GROUNDED.
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[tutting]
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THANKS, ROY,
I APPRECIATE THAT.
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I KNOW HOW MUCH
FLYING MEANS TO YOU,
HACKETT.
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SO IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
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SOMEONE TO TALK TO,
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SOMEONE TO LEAN ON,
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SOMEONE TO--
THE AIRLINE'S
NOT FOR SALE, ROY.
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WELL, IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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WHERE THE HELL IS BRIAN?
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THAT FLIGHT WAS SUPPOSED
TO LEAVE 15 MINUTES AGO.
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I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST HIM.
NOW, CALM DOWN, JOE.
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REMEMBER WHAT
THE DOCTOR SAID.
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW
WHEN BRIAN GETS HERE.
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[door closing]
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UH, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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WHEN JOE SEES THIS OFFER,
HE'S GONNA BEG ME
TO BUY SANDPIPER.
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I--I DON'T THINK
THIS IS THE BEST TIME.
JOE'S A LITTLE UPSET.
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[laughing]
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THERE ISN'T A BETTER TIME.
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HIS DEFENSES ARE DOWN,
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HE ISN'T THINKING CLEARLY.
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IN 5 MINUTES, I'LL HAVE HIM
CURLED UP UNDER THE DESK
IN A FETAL POSITION.
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HI, FAY.
OH, HI, LOWELL.
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DID YOU FIND JOE'S WINGS?
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NO, BUT EVER CONSIDER
THE POSSIBILITY
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THAT THEY
SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED?
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THINGS LIKE THAT
HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.
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LOWELL, THAT IS
THE MOST RIDICULOUS--
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(Joe)
I'M NOT SELLING, ROY!
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[blowing]
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OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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FAY, BRIAN'S NOT
GONNA SHOW UP.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
MAKE ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT
TO THE PASSENGERS.
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TELL 'EM--
JOE, THIS IS MY JOB.
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I THINK I CAN HANDLE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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WE'RE VERY SORRY
FOR THE DELAY IN BOARDING
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SANDPIPER AIR FLIGHT 7
TO HYANNIS.
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BUT DUE TO
UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES,
YOUR PILOT IS
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DOING AN IMPORTANT, UH...
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UH, PILOT THING.
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I CHOKED.
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UH, SORRY I'M LATE,
EVERYBODY,
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BUT THEY WERE SHOWIN',
THE NUTTY PROFESSOR
ON THE SPANISH STATION.
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[speaking Spanish]
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BRIAN, BRIAN, YOU'RE LATE.
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WHY, I'M 15 MINUTES LATE.
I'LL MAKE IT UP IN THE AIR.
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AND LOOK AT YOU.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA START
DRESSING LIKE A PILOT?
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I HAVE TOLD YOU,
WHEN YOU COME TO WORK,
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I WANT YOU
DRESSED LIKE THIS.
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UH, SORRY, JOE,
BUT WITH ALL THE FLYING
I HAVE BEEN DOING,
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I HAVEN'T HAD TIME
TO GO SHOPPING
AT "MR. DULL MAN."
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BRIAN, I'M DEPENDING
ON YOU.
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AND IF YOU
CAN'T HANDLE THIS,
JUST SAY SO.
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I NEVER SAID
I COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
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L-LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, BRIAN.
I HANDLED IT.
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BEFORE YOU GOT HERE,
I FLEW FULLTIME
AND RAN THE OFFICE.
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WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE WONDERFUL, JOE.
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IN FACT, YOU SHOULD
HAVE YOUR NAME
LEGALLY CHANGED
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TO "WONDERFUL JOE."
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I LIKE IT.
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WHY I EVER THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA GROW UP
OH.
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...AND TAKE
SOME RESPONSIBILITY,
I'LL NEVER KNOW.
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THIS ARRANGEMENT
ISN'T GONNA WORK.
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WORK? I DON'T WANNA HEAR
THE WORD "WORK" COMIN' OUT
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OF ANYBODY'S MOUTH
WHO ISN'T DOIN' ANY.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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I'M WORKIN' HARDER
THAN YOU ARE.
OH, PLEASE.
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WHEN YOU START FLYING
YOUR MAXIMUM HOURS,
THEN COME TALK TO ME.
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AS IT IS,
THE MOST STRENUOUS THING
YOU DO ALL DAY
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IS FLAP YOUR GUMS AT ME.
221
00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:30,550
THAT'S BECAUSE
ALL YOU EVER DO
IS SCREW UP.
222
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:32,420
OH, YOU KNOW,
223
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,920
I'M REALLY STARTIN'
TO GET SICK OF THIS.
224
00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,920
AND EVER SINCE
YOU'VE BEEN GROUNDED,
225
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,850
YOU'VE BEEN
TAKIN' IT OUT ON ME.
226
00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,660
I DON'T NEED THIS AGGRAVATION.
227
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,660
ME AGGRAVATE YOU?
THAT'S A LAUGH.
YEAH.
228
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,590
OH, NOW WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN NOW?
229
00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:45,590
I DIDN'T HAVE HYPERTENSION
BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.
230
00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,500
I HAVE IT NOW.
FIGURE IT OUT.
231
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,870
WHOA, COME ON.
NOW YOU'RE BLAMIN' ME
FOR YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE?
232
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,370
WHILE YOU ARE AT IT,
WHY DON'T YOU ADD
WORLD HUNGER,
233
00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:53,870
THE COLLAPSE OF
THE FREE MARKET ECONOMY,
234
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,170
AND THE SORRY STATE OF MORALS
IN THE AMERICAN CINEMA?
235
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:58,210
HEY, WHO KNOWS
WHAT YOU DO
WITH YOUR FREE TIME?
236
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,510
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR REAL PROBLEM IS?
237
00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,180
YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE FACT
238
00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,520
THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN YOUR LIFE, YOU NEED ME.
239
00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,750
NO, I DON'T NEED YOU.
OH, THE HELL YOU DON'T.
240
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,950
I'M THE ONLY THING
KEEPIN' THIS AIRLINE FROM
GOING DOWN THE TUBES, BIG MAN.
241
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,320
[laughing]
IF IT TOOK ME MORE THAN
10 MINUTES TO REPLACE YOU,
242
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,690
I'D BE SHOCKED.
243
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,190
REPLACE ME FASTER
THAN IT TAKES
244
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,190
TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE RIGHT
IN THE MORNING?
KEEP DREAMIN'.
245
00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:20,200
'CAUSE WITHOUT ME,
SANDPIPER'S HISTORY, BUB.
246
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200
OH, YOU REALLY
THINK SO, HUH?
247
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,200
OH, I KNOW SO.
NOBODY WOULD WANT THIS JOB.
248
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,570
NOBODY COULD STAND THIS JOB.
249
00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,640
THE ONLY REASON
I STAYED THIS LONG,
250
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:28,640
WAS SO I COULD
GET MY HOURS UP
251
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,040
SO I COULD START FLYIN'
FOR A MAJOR CARRIER.
252
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,540
WELL, IN CASE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
253
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:37,950
THE PILOTS AT T.W.A.
DO NOT WEAR T-SHIRTS THAT SAY,
"I BRAKE FOR SUPERMAN".
254
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:40,950
WELL, WHEN I START
FLYIN' BIG TIME,
I'LL START DRESSIN' BIG TIME.
255
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,450
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO GO FLY A PLANE,
256
00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:44,950
UNLESS YOU'D...
257
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,460
OH, SORRY.
258
00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,790
OK, LOAD 'EM UP, FAY.
259
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,130
SANDPIPER AIR FLIGHT 7
WILL NOW BEGIN BOARDING.
260
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,970
FAY, CANCEL THAT FLIGHT.
261
00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:00,470
DUE TO UNFORESEEN
DIFFICULTIES,
FLIGHT 7 HAS BEEN CANCELED.
262
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,970
JOE, DON'T BE A JERK.
263
00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:05,040
FAY, DO THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
264
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,680
RE-ANNOUNCING
THE RE-BOARDING OF FLIGHT 7.
265
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,210
CANCEL IT.
266
00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:14,250
UH, SANDPIPER AIR FLIGHT 7
HAS BEEN RE-CANCELED.
267
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,120
YOU'RE FIRED.
268
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,120
ME? HE'S THE ONE--
269
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,890
NO, NO, NOT YOU, FAY.
270
00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,390
OH, SO I-I'M FIRED, HUH?
271
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:22,390
WELL, I GUESS THIS IS, UH,
WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY,
272
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,390
"YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
I QUIT."
273
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:24,890
WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO,
274
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:27,400
BECAUSE I WANT YOU
ON THE HOOK
FOR UNEMPLOYMENT.
275
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,400
(Joe)
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
276
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,800
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
277
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,140
I QUIT.
278
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,640
FAY, I GUESS
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO--
NO-UH, NO, SIR. NO WAY.
279
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,540
YOU WANT
ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT,
YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
280
00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,450
SO YOU'RE CALLIN' ABOUT
THE PILOT'S JOB, HUH?
281
00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:53,460
YEAH, IT'S STILL OPEN.
282
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,960
UH-HUH, THAT'S RIGHT,
A CESSNA 402.
283
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:01,560
WELL, THE SALARY I HAD IN MIND
WAS A LITTLE LOWER THAN THAT.
284
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,570
LOWER.
285
00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,570
UH, LOWER.
286
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,570
YEAH, LOWER.
287
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:13,080
LOOK, I--I DON'T THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT.
THANKS ANYWAY.
288
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:14,580
LOWER.
289
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,420
HEY, JOE,
HOW'S THE PILOT SEARCH GOIN'?
290
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:22,420
WELL, YOU THINK
I WOULD'VE FOUND SOMEONE
IN 4 DAYS.
291
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:23,920
I DIDN'T REALIZE
I WAS PAYING SO BADLY.
292
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,920
YESTERDAY I HAD SOMEBODY
TURN ME DOWN
293
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,520
TO BE THE HEAT LAMP GUY
AT McDONALD'S.
294
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,860
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
295
00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,360
I DON'T KNOW.
296
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,860
I MADE THIS MONTH'S PAYMENTS
WITH THE LAST OF MY SAVINGS.
297
00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:37,370
THAT STILL LEAVES
THE GATE RENTAL, UH,
INSURANCE, AND FUEL BILLS.
298
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,370
EVERY DAY THE PLANE
DOESN'T FLY,
299
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,370
I GET THAT MUCH CLOSER
TO SHUTTING DOWN FOR GOOD.
300
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,370
[phone ringing]
301
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,370
YEAH?
302
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:45,870
LOWER.
303
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,380
[sighs]
304
00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:50,880
HEY, I JUST HAD AN IDEA.
305
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,880
I KNOW A PILOT
THAT MIGHT WANT THE JOB.
306
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,880
R-R-REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.
WHO IS IT?
307
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,890
WELL, RUMOR HAS IT
YOU TWO TOOK BATHS TOGETHER
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.
308
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,460
HELEN, I'M NOT HIRING
BRIAN BACK.
309
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:04,460
I WASN'T NECESSARILY
TALKIN' ABOUT BRIAN.
310
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,930
BUT SINCE YOU MENTIONED HIM,
WHY NOT?
311
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,360
BECAUSE I'M NOT,
AND THAT'S FINAL.
312
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,130
UH, W-WHY ARE YOU
SO INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM
BACK HERE ANYWAY?
313
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,140
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM,
AND I'M CARRYING HIS BABY.
314
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,940
[exclaims]
WHAT?
315
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,940
DON'T BE STUPID, JOE.
YOU'RE SO PIG-HEADED
SOMETIMES.
316
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,240
JUST TALK TO HIM.
317
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,380
HIRING BRIAN BACK
IS NOT AN OPTION.
318
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,880
BESIDES, HE MOVED OUT
3 DAYS AGO.
319
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,880
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE HE IS.
AND I DON'T CARE.
320
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,890
OK, YOU DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME.
321
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:33,890
HE'S IN ST. LOUIS.
HE'S APPLYING
FOR T.W.A. FLIGHT SCHOOL.
322
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,760
AND HERE'S HIS NUMBER.
323
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,260
JOE, I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
324
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,630
WELL, IF YOU REALLY
WANNA HELP,
THEN STAY OUT OF IT.
325
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,400
WELL, YOU STILL HAVE TO
FIND A PILOT,
326
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,970
YOU BIG JERK.
327
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:45,470
I'LL FIND A PILOT.
I'LL FIND A GREAT PILOT.
328
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,970
[door closing]
329
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,470
SOMEWHERE.
330
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,770
YOU JOE HACKETT?
331
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,100
YEAH.
332
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,380
DEKE BRAVERMAN.
333
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,510
I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
A LITTLE PROBLEM.
334
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,220
YEAH, YOU COULD SAY THAT.
335
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:37,720
I WAS A CAPTAIN WITH DELTA
FOR 15 YEARS.
336
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,620
MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU OUT.
337
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,620
TALK ABOUT A MIRACLE!
338
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:46,130
I--I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT STAR BROUGHT YOU HERE,
BUT THANK YOU.
339
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,930
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE A GODSEND.
340
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,770
WE DO WHAT WE CAN.
341
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,310
WHAT'S THIS?
342
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,810
PAIR OF WINGS.
343
00:15:57,810 --> 00:16:00,310
SAW A NOTICE ON THE BOARD
WHERE YOU'D LOST YOURS.
344
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,250
GOT A WHOLE BOX
OF THESE AT HOME.
345
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,750
YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE NOT HERE
TO BE MY PILOT?
346
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,380
FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING?
347
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,380
[chuckles]
348
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,820
SON, I WOULDN'T
WASH YOUR PLANE FOR THAT.
349
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,220
[laughing]
350
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,660
HEY, THESE ARE PLASTIC.
351
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,600
[door closing]
352
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,000
ROY,
353
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,010
DRAW UP ANOTHER SET OF PAPERS.
I'M READY TO SELL.
354
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,010
DON'T TOY WITH ME, HACKETT.
355
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,510
I'M SERIOUS.
356
00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:36,510
[laughs]
357
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,410
THIS IS TOO GOOD.
358
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:39,920
THIS IS TOO PERFECT.
359
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,380
SHH, SHH.
DON'T ANYBODY SAY A WORD.
360
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:45,390
I WANNA BASK IN THE GLORY
OF THIS MOMENT.
361
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,430
BUT THERE'S ONE CONDITION
TO THE SALE.
362
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,260
YOU GOT TO KEEP FAY ON.
363
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,260
OH, NO, NOT AMELIA AIRHEAD.
364
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,230
I MEAN IT.
365
00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,970
OK, OK, OK.
366
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:01,470
[laughing]
367
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,470
SELL YOUR AIRLINE?
368
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,470
WHAT KIND OF
STUPID IDEA IS THAT?
369
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,480
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR FREAKIN' MIND!
370
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,380
JUST WHAT DO YOU PLAN
TO DO INSTEAD?
371
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:13,080
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT OPENING UP
A FROZEN YOGURT SHOP.
372
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,350
WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
373
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,850
YOU WANT A BUNCH OF KIDS
THROWING GUMMY BEARS
AT YOUR HEAD
374
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:18,750
AND CALLING YOU POPS?
375
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,590
HELEN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OH.
376
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:25,090
YOGURT AND FLYING
REALLY AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
377
00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:27,600
WHEN YOU'RE FLYING,
YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER
378
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,100
AND WHEN YOU'RE
PUMPING YOGURT, YOU...
379
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,800
OK, THEY'RE
TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
380
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,300
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
381
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,810
I THINK
YOU'RE ANGRY AT YOURSELF
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FLY.
382
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,640
AND YOU'RE ANGRIER AT BRIAN
BECAUSE HE CAN.
383
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,140
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY,
SO LIKE A SPOILED LITTLE BRAT
384
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,650
YOU WANNA TAKE YOUR BALL
AND GO HOME.
385
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,150
OH, OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
386
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,650
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU
387
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,450
YOU COULDN'T PLAY
THE CELLO ANYMORE?
388
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:50,590
WELL, I SURE AS HELL
WOULDN'T GIVE UP MUSIC.
389
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:54,090
JOE, DON'T GIVE UP
YOUR AIRLINE JUST 'CAUSE
YOU CAN'T FLY THE PLANE.
390
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,090
YOU'VE JUST HIT
A LITTLE MID-AIR TURBULENCE.
391
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,090
IN NO TIME,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
CLEAR SKIES AGAIN
392
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,100
AND A STRONG TAIL WIND
393
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,100
AND--AND, UH...
394
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,100
[grunting]
395
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,130
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE
FLYING METAPHORS.
396
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,640
THE POINT IS
IS THAT AVIATION IS YOUR LIFE,
397
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,140
NOT FILLING A WAFFLE CONE
FULL OF VANILLA SOFTIE.
398
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,740
I'LL PROBABLY HAVE
CHOCOLATE, TOO.
399
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,630
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'LL FIND
IT'S MUCH MORE REALISTIC
400
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,400
IF YOU MAKE
THOSE VROOM-VROOM SOUNDS.
401
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,400
VROOM.
402
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,000
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
403
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,510
T.W.A. TURNED ME DOWN.
404
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,510
THE REVIEW BOARD
SAID SOMETHIN' LIKE,
I WASN'T PROJECTING
405
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:48,480
THE CORRECT CORPORATE IMAGE.
406
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,480
SO I PACKED UP MY SKATEBOARD
AND HERE I AM.
407
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,990
WHAT ARE THESE?
408
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:57,990
CONTRACTS.
409
00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,990
ROY WANTS TO BUY THE AIRLINE.
410
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:00,990
[scoffs]
411
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,290
T-THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
THEY'RE SIGNED.
412
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,030
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S SORT
OF THE POINT OF CONTRACTS.
413
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,030
IF YOU DON'T SIGN 'EM,
THEY'RE NO GOOD.
414
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,530
LAWYERS ARE SORT OF
OOTSEY ABOUT THAT.
415
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,500
JOE, YOU CANNOT
SELL SANDPIPER.
416
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,300
I MEAN, I NEED A JOB.
417
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,810
YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE OF ME.
I'M A SCREW-UP.
418
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,280
LISTEN, BRIAN--
NO, YOU LISTEN, JOE.
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT,
419
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,780
FLYING IS IN YOUR BLOOD.
420
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,280
YOU WERE BORN TO IT
THE WAY SOME PEOPLE
ARE BORN TO BE
421
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,780
POETS OR STATESMEN
422
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:31,290
OR DRILL PRESS OPERATORS
OR THOSE PEOPLE
WHO PUT THOSE LITTLE TAGS
423
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,290
INSIDE UNDERWEAR THAT SAY,
"INSPECTED BY NUMBER 42."
424
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,960
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I GET IT.
425
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960
OR GUYS THAT SELL
FROZEN YOGURT.
426
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,760
HELEN CALLED YOU,
DIDN'T SHE?
427
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,660
WHAT GAVE YOU
THAT IDEA, POPS?
428
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,300
LOOK, MAYBE IT'S JUST TIME
I MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE.
429
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,300
OH, WHO'RE YOU KIDDIN'?
COME ON.
430
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,470
YOU'D BE MISERABLE
DOIN' ANYTHING ELSE.
431
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,970
YOU ARE A PILOT.
432
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:52,270
AND YOU MADE ME
WANNA BE A PILOT.
433
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:56,010
I FELL IN LOVE WITH FLYING
JUST LISTENING TO YOU
TALK ABOUT IT.
434
00:19:57,510 --> 00:20:00,520
YOU USED TO SAY THAT FLYING
435
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,520
WAS LIKE KNOWING A SECRET
THAT NOBODY ELSE KNEW.
436
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,520
IT'S A GREAT SECRET, JOE.
437
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,530
KEEP IT.
438
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,730
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE?
439
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,230
WE USED TO
RUN ALONG THE BEACH
440
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:19,230
WITH OUR ARMS OUT
PRETENDING TO BE PLANES?
441
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:23,340
I'D IMAGINE I WAS
AIRLIFTING SUPPLIES
TO THE KIDS IN BIAFRA.
442
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,840
AND I'D STRAFE
ALL THOSE WOMEN
443
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,240
WHO'D UNHOOKED
THEIR BIKINI TOPS.
444
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,610
I BUILT MY WHOLE LIFE
AROUND FLYING.
445
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,550
IF I'M NOT A PILOT ANYMORE,
THEN WHAT AM I?
446
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:35,420
YOU'RE A GUY
WHO'S GONNA BE
A PILOT AGAIN SOON.
447
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,920
YOU JUST GOTTA GET
YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE DOWN.
448
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,920
IF YOU DO,
YOU'LL FLY AGAIN.
449
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,420
IF YOU DON'T,
YOUR HEAD'LL EXPLODE
AND I'LL OWN THE AIRLINE.
450
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:49,430
I FIGURED THAT WOULD GET YOU.
451
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:50,430
[sighing]
452
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:53,800
THANKS FOR
COMING BACK, BRIAN.
453
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,740
WELL, I HAD NO CHOICE.
THEY WASHED ME OUT, REMEMBER.
454
00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:59,170
T.W.A. CALLED.
I KNOW YOU GOT IN.
455
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,680
DAMN.
456
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,910
WHY DID THEY CALL YOU?
457
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,410
BECAUSE YOU PUT
MY NUMBER DOWN
458
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,410
AS THE PERSON TO CONTACT,
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.
459
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,380
AND THEY WANTED TO KNOW
WHY YOU DISAPPEARED.
460
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,390
WELL, IT WAS A LOT OF THINGS.
461
00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:12,390
THEY'VE GOT THIS OBSESSION
WITH LONG PANTS.
462
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,890
MY HAIR WAS EXACTLY
THE LENGTH I LIKE IT,
463
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,890
FINALLY--
DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF IT.
464
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:20,030
YOU DID A NICE THING.
465
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,930
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
466
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,100
TAKEN BACK.
467
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,600
YOU HUNGRY?
STARVING.
468
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,470
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT FROZEN YOGURT?
469
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,240
I HATE IT.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
LET'S GET A PIZZA.
470
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:34,740
OW!
471
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,750
OW.
472
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,250
HEY, HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
473
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,750
MY WINGS.
474
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,250
MUST HAVE GOTTEN STUCK
IN THE SEAT.
475
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,250
THEY'VE ALWAYS
BROUGHT ME GOOD LUCK.
476
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,260
WELL, NOW THEY'VE
BROUGHT YOU TETANUS.
477
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,760
YOUR LEG'S BLEEDING.
478
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,470
JOE, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
479
00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,470
FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, HUH?
480
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,470
[imitating engine sputtering]
481
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,980
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