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SANDPIPER AIR
WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME
ITS ARRIVING PASSENGERS
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TO NANTUCKET,
FORMER WHALING CAPITAL
OF THE ATLANTIC.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION
A WHALE'S BLOWHOLE CAN
GENERATE ENOUGH PRESSURE
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TO PROPEL A SMALL CHILD
40 FEET IN THE AIR.
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ISN'T MOTHER NATURE A HOOT?
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[seagulls cawing]
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HI, FAY.
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HEY, JOE,
HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
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UH, FINE.
ARE THERE ANY MESSAGES?
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YES. THE BANK CALLED,
YOUR CHECKS ARE IN.
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AND JERRY STARK
CALLED 3 TIMES.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYONE
NAMED JERRY STARK.
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THAT'S FUNNY, HE SAID
HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
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HUH! HE SAY
ANYTHING ELSE?
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YES, HE SAID,
GOD BLESS YOU.
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OH, NO! SOUNDS LIKE
ONE OF THOSE RELIGIOUS TYPES
ASKING FOR MONEY.
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UH, NO,
I THINK HE SAID THAT
BECAUSE I SNEEZED.
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HEY, UH,
I JUST GOT A BUNCH OF MESSAGES
FROM A GUY NAMED JERRY STARK.
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HE TOLD FAY THAT HE WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH US.
DO YOU REMEMBER HIM?
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UH-UH.
NO, ME, NEITHER.
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OF COURSE I WAS SO POPULAR,
I DIDN'T HAVE TO KNOW
EVERYBODY,
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EVERYBODY WANTED
TO KNOW ME.
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YEAH, THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY
ATTRACTED TO THE BRACES
ON YOUR TEETH
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AND YOUR
PIZZA-LIKE COMPLEXION.
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HACKETT.
HELEN.
NUTCASE.
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SAY, UH, ROY, UH,
I DON'T MEAN
TO GET PERSONAL,
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BUT, UH, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A MINIATURE BAG
OF FRENCH FRIES
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STUCK TO YOUR HEAD?
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WHAT?
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[chuckling]
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IT'S THAT BOY OF MINE, R.J.
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[chuckling]
WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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HE KEEPS SNEAKING UP BEHIND ME
AND STICKING REFRIGERATOR
MAGNETS TO MY HEAD.
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WH-WHAT MAKES IT STICK?
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I GOT A METAL PLATE
RIGHT ABOUT HERE.
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ROY, THIS PLATE OF YOURS,
IS THIS SOMETHING NEW?
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I'M-- I'M GUESSING
IT WAS ELECTIVE SURGERY.
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NO. NO.
IT WAS A TYPICAL
CHILDHOOD ACCIDENT.
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HAPPENED WHEN I WAS
8 YEARS OLD
IN A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME.
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TOOK A FASTBALL
IN THE OLD COCONUT, HUH?
NO, I WAS UP IN THE BLEACHERS.
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I TRIED TO SWIPE
MY LITTLE BROTHER'S MILK DUDS,
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AND HE HIT ME
WITH A BRICK.
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BASEBALL FEVER.
CATCH IT.
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PLATE IN HIS HEAD, WOW!
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AND I THOUGHT
WOODEN LEGS WERE COOL.
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[telephone ringing]
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$10 SAYS
LOWELL'S PACKING
A LITTLE SHEET METAL.
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JOE, YOUR FRIEND,
JERRY STARK'S ON THE PHONE.
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AGAIN? OH, GOD!
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I HATE IT
WHEN SOMEONE KNOWS ME
AND I DON'T KNOW THEM.
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WELL, MAYBE I'LL REMEMBER
WHEN I HEAR HIS VOICE.
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HEY, YOU GUYS WENT
TO SCONSET HIGH ABOUT
THE SAME TIME WE DID.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
A GUY NAMED JERRY STARK?
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SKINNY KID, BAD TEETH,
BIG BLOTCH ON HIS FACE?
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NO. THAT WAS BRIAN.
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SO, WHEN YOU CHECK
THE INVENTORY, LOWELL,
SEE, I WANT YOU TO...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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WELL,
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I HAPPEN TO BE A STUDENT
OF MEDICAL ODDITIES
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AND TO BE QUITE FRANK,
ROY,
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THIS--THIS PLATE IN YOUR HEAD
HAS GOT ME INTRIGUED.
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NOW, IF I WERE
TO PEEL BACK YOUR SCALP,
WHAT EXACTLY WOULD I SEE?
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THE INSIDE OF A BODY BAG.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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I JUST DID SOMETHING
VERY STUPID.
WHAT?
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WELL,
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I--I'M ON THE PHONE
WITH THIS JERRY STARK GUY
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AND I WAS JUST
TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL HIM
I DIDN'T REMEMBER WHO HE WAS.
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SO I PRETENDED I DID.
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AND I JUST WENT ALONG
AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING
HE SAID.
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AND I AGREED TO BE
THE BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING.
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HE--HE JUST SPRUNG IT ON ME.
HE SAID I WAS HIS BEST FRIEND.
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AND NOW HE AND THE FUTURE
MRS. WHAT'S-HER-FACE
ARE GONNA BE HERE FRIDAY.
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YOU KNOW,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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UH, YOU WOULDN'T BE
THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU MARRIED
MY FIANCEE.
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EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
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THIS IS CRAZY.
I MUST KNOW HIM.
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WHY WOULD A PERSON
ASK A TOTAL STRANGER
TO BE HIS BEST MAN?
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OOH, I SMELL THE START
OF A HITCHCOCK MOVIE.
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HEY, ROY,
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DO YOU EVER REMEMBER
THERE BEING A FAMILY
BY THE NAME OF STARK
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ON THE ISLAND?
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NO.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, LOWELL,
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THE NAME JERRY STARK
RING A BELL?
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WELL, I COULD BE WRONG,
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BUT I THINK HE'S THE GUY
WHO PLAYED POTSIE'S COUSIN
ON HAPPY DAYS.
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HEY, JOE.
GOT OUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL
YEARBOOK.
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WANNA SEE IF WE CAN FIND
JERRY STARK?
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OH, YEAH.
(Brian)
HEADS UP.
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THIS HAS BEEN
DRIVING ME NUTS.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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WE'RE, UH, LOOKING
THROUGH THE YEARBOOK
TRYING TO FIND JERRY STARK.
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OH, HEY,
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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[hissing]
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HEY, NICE CATCH, FAY.
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GEE, YOU'D THINK
THAT'D HURT HER TEETH.
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AH, WHAT'S THIS?
THE SCONSET HIGH
WHALE, RIGHT?
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OH, WAIT, HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
SCHAEFFER, SIMPSON...
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[both moaning]
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JERRY STARK, NOT PICTURED.
DAMN!
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THE ONLY ACTIVITY
HE'S GOT LISTED IS
THE FRENCH CLUB.
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SO CHECK AND SEE
IF HE'S THERE.
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OH! HEY, HEY, HEY, LOOK.
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[chuckling]
THERE'S HELEN IN ORCHESTRA.
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HA! OH, WELL,
IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT.
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THERE WERE
ONLY 7 OF US,
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SO I HAD TO FILL
BOTH THE FIRST
AND THE SECOND CHAIRS.
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YEAH.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SPILLING
OVER ON TO THE THIRD, TOO.
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OK, SO I WAS
A LITTLE PUDGY.
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WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR, JOE?
TURN THE PAGE!
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OH, GOD,
I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN!
YEAH, YEAH, I WISH YOU HAD.
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[laughing]
[chuckling]
AND WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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"JOE HACKETT AS MARCELLUS
IN THE DRAMA GUILD PRODUCTION
OF HAMLET."
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HUH!
MMM, NICE LEGS, JOE.
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YEAH.
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THOSE TIGHTS PRETTY MUCH
SHOWED YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS,
DIDN'T THEY?
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JOE APPARENTLY LIVED
IN A SMALL APARTMENT.
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OOH, YEAH.
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FRENCH CLUB,
FRENCH CLUB.
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HERE WE GO, FRENCH CLUB.
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AND HERE'S JERRY STARK,
THIRD ROW UP,
FIFTH FROM THE LEFT, HMM.
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OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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HE'S COMPLETELY HIDDEN
BY KAREN STEGNER'S HAIR.
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I KNOW THIS IS
A LONG SHOT,
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BUT SINCE HE BELONGED
TO THE FRENCH CLUB,
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DO YOU THINK OUR OLD TEACHER
WOULD REMEMBER WHO HE WAS?
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MONSIEUR BUSARD?
YEAH.
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[exclaiming]
IT'S WORTH A TRY.
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BUSARD WAS SUCH
A WEIRD LITTLE GUY.
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HE ALWAYS SMELLED
OF CHEAP WINE
AND CIGARETTES.
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GOD, I ENVIED HIM.
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HELLO, MONSIEUR BUSARD?
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RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
BONJOUR.
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UH, THIS IS JOE HACKETT,
AND I WAS WO...
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UH, PARDON?
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PARDON?
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[stammering]
CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND?
UH, S'IL VOUS PLAIT?
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HE SEEMS TO BE
A FEW CROISSANTS
SHORT OF A DOZEN.
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HE REFUSES TO SPEAK
ANY ENGLISH AT ALL.
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ALL RIGHT,
WELL, JUST TELL HIM
TO, UH, WAIT-O A SECOND-O.
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GOOD, BRIAN.
THAT'S SPANISH.
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JOE, UH, PHIL'S HERE.
HE NEEDS YOU TO CHECK
THE FUEL ORDERS.
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OK, WAIT ONE SECOND, LOWELL.
UH, HOW DO YOU SAY "SCHOOL"
IN FRENCH?
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UM...
ECOLE.
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WAIT, Y-YOU SPEAK FRENCH?
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[speaking French]
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WELL, DO YOU PARLE ENOUGH
TO ASK MONSIEUR BUSARD
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IF HE REMEMBERS A MAN
NAMED JERRY STARK?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
DIDN'T THAT HAPPY DAYS LEAD
PAN OUT FOR HIM?
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NO. NO.
CAN YOU JUST ASK HIM?
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[speaking French]
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[speaking French]
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HE'S THINKING, JOE.
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[speaking French]
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NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
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NOW I KNOW WHY
THE FRENCH LOVE JERRY LEWIS.
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[telephone ringing]
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[people chattering]
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IT'S ELECTRIFIED.
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I'VE GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT.
I KNOW WHO JERRY STARK IS.
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AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.
HIS PLANE JUST ARRIVED.
SO, WHO IS HE ALREADY?
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OK, REMEMBER THAT GUY
IN STUDY HALL, THE QUIET ONE,
SAT ON THE SIDE,
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AVERAGE HEIGHT,
MEDIUM BUILD,
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ALWAYS HAD SORT OF
A VACANT LOOK ON HIS FACE?
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OH, GOOD, JOE.
YOU JUST DESCRIBED HALF
THE MEN IN EASTERN EUROPE.
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WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
I FIGURED IT OUT.
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OH, YEAH,
THERE HE IS.
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BOY,
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HE HAS NOT CHANGED ONE BIT.
JOE.
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JERRY?
JOE!
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JERRY!
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IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, JOE.
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE
I REMEMBERED YOU.
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AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE...
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YOU.
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WOW! LOOK AT THIS, JOE.
YOU'RE A PILOT.
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YOU OWN YOUR OWN AIRLINE.
YOU REALIZED
YOUR LIFELONG DREAM.
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YEAH, I GUESS I DID.
I REALIZED MY DREAM, TOO.
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OH, HEY, GREAT.
SO YOU FINALLY BECAME A...
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[stammering]
UH, I FORGET
THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR IT.
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DENTIST?
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YEAH, THAT'S IT!
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[laughing]
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WHAT A MANIAC!
I'VE MISSED THAT
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!
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THIS GUY HAS BEEN WAITING
ALL THESE YEARS TO FIND
SOMEONE AS FUNNY AS JOE?
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HEY, HERE SHE IS,
THE FUTURE MRS. STARK.
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MARILYN, SAY HELLO
TO JOE HACKETT.
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SHOW HIM YOUR CAPS, HONEY.
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HI, JOE.
HI, MARILYN.
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SO, UH, WHERE DID YOU
2 KIDS MEET?
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AT AN AUTO ACCIDENT.
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THAT'S UNUSUAL.
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IT'S WHAT I DO.
I TAKE PICTURES
AT AUTO ACCIDENTS
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AND SELL THEM
TO INSURANCE COMPANIES.
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I TOOK AN ILLEGAL LEFT TURN
AND GOT NAILED
BY A BREAD TRUCK.
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IT'S ONE OF MY BEST SHOTS.
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OH, YEAH.
WAS THAT JERRY THERE?
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NO, THAT'S
A PARKER HOUSE ROLL.
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THERE'S JERRY!
OVER THERE.
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[chuckling]
OH, YEAH.
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I GUESS THEY WOULDN'T USE
THE JAWS OF LIFE
TO SAVE A ROLL.
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU
HE HAD A GREAT--
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
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YES, YOU DID.
COME ON, MARILYN.
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YOU KNOW HOW I HATE
THE WAY YOU ALWAYS--
FINISH YOUR SENTENCES.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
FORGIVE ME, HONEY.
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SORRY, JOE.
IT'S REALLY HER--
MY ONLY FAULT.
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AT LEAST, THAT'S
WHAT JERRY SAYS.
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OH, UH, JERRY, MARILYN,
I WANT YOU TO MEET--
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BRIAN AND HELEN, RIGHT?
211
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,830
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
HEY, JERRY,
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
212
00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,330
I TOLD HER HOW YOU 3
WERE PRACTICALLY JOINED
AT THE HIP.
213
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,970
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE,
214
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,470
BUT IT WAS HELL
HAVING A SUIT MADE.
215
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:56,470
WELL, WE GOTTA GO.
YEAH, WE GOTTA GO.
216
00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,080
[all chattering]
217
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,610
HI, I'M FAY COCHRAN.
218
00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:04,610
I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT
BUT I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR WEDDING
219
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,350
AND I WANTED TO ADD
MY BEST WISHES.
220
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:09,850
MARRIAGE IS
A WONDERFUL INSTITUTION.
221
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,860
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN THERE
3 TIMES MYSELF.
222
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:16,860
UH, MARRIAGE, I MEAN,
NOT AN INSTITUTION.
223
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,430
THANK YOU, FAY.
224
00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:23,270
A-AND IF I KNOW JOE HERE,
HE'S PLANNING A DOOZY
OF A BACHELOR PARTY FOR YOU.
225
00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,270
BACHELOR PARTY?
COOL!
226
00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,900
JOE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
WELL, OF COURSE HE DID.
227
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,170
IT'S THE BEST MAN'S
RESPONSIBILITY.
228
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,740
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED
ANYTHING LESS FROM MY BUDDY.
229
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,250
LISTEN, WE GOTTA GO
RENT A CAR.
230
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,750
WE'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND.
COME ON, HONEY.
231
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,320
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
232
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,820
THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.
I'M NOT GOING THROUGH
WITH THIS.
233
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,820
I DON'T CARE
HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS,
I'M GONNA TELL HIM RIGHT NOW.
234
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:53,330
JOE, I JUST WANTED YOU
TO KNOW
HOW THRILLED JERRY IS
235
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,400
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE
HIS BEST MAN.
236
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,900
WELL, I SHOULD'VE
TOLD HIM THIS BEFORE,
237
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,670
BUT IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SAY--
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM.
238
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,170
I UNDERSTAND.
239
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:04,170
NO. WHAT I M-MEANT TO SAY
WAS I DON'T KNOW--
240
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,680
HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO HIM.
241
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:09,180
JOE, EVER SINCE
JERRY'S PARENTS DIED,
242
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,180
AND WITH HIM BEING
AN ONLY CHILD,
243
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:14,180
WELL, YOU ARE
THE CLOSEST THING
HE HAS TO FAMILY.
244
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,090
LOOK, JOE,
ABOUT THAT BACHELOR PARTY,
245
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,590
I DIDN'T GIVE YOU
MUCH NOTICE, SO...
246
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,090
SO DON'T GO TO
TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
247
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,590
MAYBE JUST GET
THE OLD GANG TOGETHER.
248
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,560
YEAH, WELL, UH, OK.
249
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,370
REFRESH MY MEMORY.
EXACTLY WHO WAS
IN THE OLD GANG?
250
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,940
HEY, WHO WASN'T?
251
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,440
OK, LET'S START THERE.
WHO WASN'T IN THE OLD GANG?
252
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:41,610
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
IS HE A--
A MANIAC, OR WHAT?
253
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:44,110
MARILYN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO HAVE--
HAVE THAT TALK AGAIN.
254
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,120
WE'RE STAYING
AT THE HARBOR HOUSE, BUDDY.
255
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,620
I'LL CALL YOU LATER ON.
BYE.
256
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,120
OK, TALK TO YOU LATER.
SEE YOU.
257
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,620
GREAT.
258
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,130
NOW, I HAVE TO THROW
A BACHELOR PARTY
FOR A COMPLETE STRANGER.
259
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,430
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
SLEAZY ENTERTAINMENT
AT THIS HOUR?
260
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,700
CALL THIS NUMBER.
ASK FOR RAVEN.
261
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,670
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY DO YOU--
262
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,670
OH, YEAH, NEVER MIND.
263
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,980
IF THIS WAS MY OLD GANG,
I'D SHOOT MYSELF.
264
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:24,990
LOOK, THE ONLY REASON
THESE GUYS ARE HERE IS
265
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,990
BECAUSE I PROMISED THEM
SOME HOT ENTERTAINMENT.
266
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:30,490
AND IT BETTER BE GOOD, JOEY,
BECAUSE IF FAY TURNS UP
WITH HER SLIDES FROM VERMONT,
267
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,990
THINGS COULD GET UGLY.
268
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,860
IT'S ALREADY UGLY.
CHECK OUT ROY'S PANTS.
269
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,400
UH, DON'T WORRY.
I HIRED AN EXOTIC DANCER.
SHE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
270
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,900
ALL RIGHT.
271
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,800
WAIT--WAIT,
WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
272
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,840
I'M NOT TOO SURE.
THEY FOLLOWED ME HOME
FROM THE CASH MACHINE,
273
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,670
SO IF I WERE YOU,
I'D KEEP MY EYE ON 'EM.
274
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,680
NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE,
HACKETT.
275
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,150
SAY, LISTEN,
IS THAT COUCH TREATED WITH
THAT STAIN-RESISTANT STUFF?
276
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,510
NO. WHY?
277
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,350
I WAS JUST ASKING.
BY THE WAY,
YOU'RE OUT OF CLAM DIP.
278
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,650
OH, CHECK THE FRIDGE.
279
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:01,660
[doorbell ringing]
I'LL GET IT, JOE.
280
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,160
AH, MONSIEUR BUSARD.
281
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,160
[speaking French]
282
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,300
OK, FELLAS, UH,
THINGS ARE GONNA GET STARTED
AS SOON AS JERRY ARRIVES.
283
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,800
WHO?
284
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,310
JERRY STARK,
THE GUEST OF HONOR.
HMM.
285
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,280
JUST--JUST ACT LIKE
YOU'RE GLAD TO SEE HIM.
286
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:22,510
AND IF ANYONE KNOWS
WHO THE HELL HE IS,
PLEASE TELL ME.
287
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,510
[doorbell ringing]
288
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,750
HEY, JERRY,
COME ON IN.
289
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,250
HEY. HEY, FELLAS,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
290
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,120
HI.
HIYA, JERRY.
291
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,260
[speaking French]
292
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,760
HEY, JIMMY.
JERRY.
293
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,760
WHATEVER.
294
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,560
WOW! THIS IS GREAT.
295
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,570
[chuckling]
HEY, JEFF. LARRY.
296
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:47,400
AND MONSIEUR BUSARD.
MY FAVORITE TEACHER.
297
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,870
[speaking French]
298
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,510
COME ON, HACKETT,
GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
BRING ON THE BABE.
299
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,580
YEAH, BRIAN PROMISED NUDITY.
NUDITY?
300
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,010
[all chattering]
OK, OK, OK.
301
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,350
[whistles]
302
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,150
SETTLE DOWN, EVERYBODY.
ENTERTAINMENT'S
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
303
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:04,150
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE
SALOME AND HER DANCE
OF THE 7 VEILS.
304
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,590
[music playing]
305
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,790
[men cheering]
306
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,690
(Brian)
MY COMPLIMENTS ON SALOME.
307
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,560
YEAH, HER NAME'S
NOT REALLY SALOME.
308
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,560
IT'S ROBERTA MULL
FROM THE GIFT SHOP
DOWN ON FEDERAL.
309
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,560
NO!
310
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,070
HEY, FOR A SECOND THERE
I THOUGHT I WAS IN MOROCCO.
311
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,070
[speaking French]
312
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,880
[all cheering]
313
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,090
ROBERTA?
314
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,450
JERRY?
315
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,790
JERRY STARK? YOU KIND OF
LOOKED LIKE YOU, BUT--
316
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,160
OH, ROBERTA.
317
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,160
YOU KNOW HIM, TOO?
318
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,560
WE DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
319
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,400
WHEN MY DAD MOVED US
TO OHIO, ROBERTA AND I
LOST TOUCH.
320
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,670
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
HACKETT?
321
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,170
SHE GOING TO TAKE IT
ALL OFF OR WHAT?
322
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,140
YEAH, BRIAN,
YOU SAID, "NAKED."
323
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,510
NUDITY!
324
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,810
[all chanting]
NUDITY, NUDITY.
325
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,710
I'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN YOU.
326
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,650
EVERY TIME I MEET A WOMAN,
I COMPARE HER TO YOU.
327
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:10,090
CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE
AND TALK?
328
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,290
LOOK, JOE, I HOPE
YOU DON'T MIND,
329
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,990
BUT, UH, WE HAVE TO LEAVE.
330
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:17,990
BYE, JOE.
331
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,430
OH, BY THE WAY,
GREAT PARTY.
332
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,830
COME ON,
COME ON, HACKETT.
333
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:26,370
[all chanting]
NUDITY, NUDITY, NUDITY.
SHH, SHH, STOP.
334
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,300
BE QUIET.
NOW--NOW, JOE, UH,
335
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,310
IF YOU'VE EVER WANTED
TO DANCE NAKED IN FRONT
OF A LARGE GROUP OF MEN,
336
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,470
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE.
337
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,010
[all chanting]
NUDITY!
338
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,150
[music playing]
339
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,350
OH, I THINK JERRY'S WEDDING
TURNED OUT TO BE
PRETTY SPECIAL.
340
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,860
OH, YEAH.
HIS BEST MAN DIDN'T KNOW HIM,
341
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,360
HE DUMPED HIS FIANCEE
AND MARRIED THE BELLY DANCER,
342
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,660
AND MONSIEUR BUSARD GOT
SO DRUNK HE CHOKED
ON A CHICKEN WING.
343
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,630
HEY, BY THE WAY, BRIAN,
NICE HEIMLICH.
344
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:58,070
HEY, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO
FOR MY DANCE PARTNER.
345
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,010
WELL, THIS WHOLE
MISERABLE WEEKEND
IS ALMOST OVER.
346
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,010
JERRY'S LEAVING TODAY,
347
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,010
AND HE'LL JUST BE
A DISTANT MEMORY.
348
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,510
MMM.
349
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,010
AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
350
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:13,580
LIVE, FOR THE FIRST TIME
ANYWHERE,
MR. AND MRS. JERRY STARK.
351
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,580
[Brian sputtering]
352
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,590
BRIAN, YOU'RE A MANIAC.
353
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,590
LOOK, JOE, BEFORE
WE HEAD OFF TO BOSTON,
354
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:22,090
ROBERTA AND I WANTED
TO THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING AGAIN.
355
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,090
ESPECIALLY GETTING US
BACK TOGETHER.
356
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,960
I GOTTA SAY, UH,
MARILYN WAS
A REALLY GOOD SPORT.
357
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,900
IMAGINE, SHE ACTUALLY
ATTENDED THE WEDDING.
358
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,770
SHE WAS A LITTLE DOWN
DURING THE CEREMONY,
359
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,270
BUT SHE PERKED UP
AT THE RECEPTION
360
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:35,570
WHEN THE ROAST BEEF TROLLEY
SIDESWIPED THE DESSERT CART.
361
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:39,270
NOW, LOOK, YOU, I WANT YOU
TO PROMISE YOU'LL COME OUT
TO COLUMBUS AND VISIT US.
362
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,580
I'LL TRY.
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
363
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,580
I WANT YOU TO GET OUT
YOUR CALENDAR RIGHT NOW
364
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,580
AND PICK A DATE.
FALL MIGHT BE GOOD.
365
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,880
WE COULD DRIVE TO CIRCLEVILLE
FOR THE PUMPKIN FESTIVAL.
366
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,990
HEY, BETTER YET,
WHY DON'T WE COME BACK
FOR THE HOLIDAYS?
367
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:53,490
YOU AND ME
AROUND THE OLD CHRISTMAS TREE
SIPPING SPARKLING APPLE CIDER,
368
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,990
LISTENING TO PERRY COMO
SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS.
369
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,990
IMAGINE THAT.
I'M TRYIN'.
370
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,000
AND, JOE, YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE KIDS.
371
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:04,430
WELL, ROBERTA AND I'VE DECIDED
WE'RE DEFINITELY HAVING
A BIG FAMILY.
372
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,570
YEAH, AND BOY OR GIRL,
THE FIRST ONE'S GONNA BE
NAMED JOE.
373
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,070
[stammering]
NOW, LOOK.
374
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,570
YOU SEE, THAT'S--
AND OF COURSE WE WANT YOU
TO BE GODFATHER.
375
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,080
IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS
TO ROBERTA AND ME,
376
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,440
WE WOULD WANT YOU
TO RAISE OUR CHILDREN.
ALL OF 'EM.
377
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,880
NO, NO. I CAN'T--
JOE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO US.
378
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,750
I'LL HAVE MY ATTORNEY
DRAW UP THE PAPERS.
379
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,450
NO, YOU SHOULDN'T--
I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
380
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,950
I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA.
381
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,460
OUR KIDS COULD SPEND
THEIR SUMMERS HERE
WITH UNCLE JOE.
382
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,460
NO! NO!
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
WHY NOT?
383
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,460
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW...
384
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,960
WHO YOU ARE.
385
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,840
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
386
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,270
LOOK, I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU
THIS BEFORE BUT,
387
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,040
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.
388
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,010
I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME.
I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR FACE.
389
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:53,010
YOU ARE
A COMPLETE BLANK TO ME.
390
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,980
I'M SORRY.
391
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,220
[laughing]
392
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,370
WELL, HOW--HOW COULD YOU
NOT REMEMBER ME?
393
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,370
I MEAN, I MAY HAVE ONLY GONE
TO SCHOOL HERE FOR A SEMESTER,
394
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,170
BUT WE WERE PALS.
I KNOW WE WERE.
395
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440
JERRY, I--
396
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,170
[sighing]
397
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:19,270
YOU HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER
PICKING ME FOR YOUR TEAM
IN GYM CLASS?
398
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,680
OR RE-RECALL THAT TIME
YOU MADE A PLACE FOR ME
AT YOUR LUNCH TABLE?
399
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,520
OR WHAT ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DAY
WHEN YOU WERE ON THE WAY
TO YOUR LOCKER?
400
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,020
I'D BE STANDING AT MINE,
AND AS YOU WALKED PAST
YOU'D GO,
401
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,020
"HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?"
402
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,660
JERRY, IF I DID
THOSE THINGS--
403
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:38,060
IF YOU DID THEM, JOE?
I'M NOT CRAZY.
404
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,200
NEXT, YOU'LL BE TELLING ME
YOU DON'T REMEMBER
THE HOMECOMING GAME.
405
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,700
WELL, OF COURSE I DO.
406
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,000
I--I CAUGHT A SHORT PASS,
TOOK IT UP THE MIDDLE 62 YARDS
FOR THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN.
407
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,400
IT WAS 48 YARDS, JOE,
BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
AFTER THE GAME.
408
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,140
I WAS STANDING WITH
THIS BIG CROWD OF KIDS,
409
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,640
AND YOU WALKED BY
ON YOUR WAY TO THAT PARTY
AT THE BEACH.
410
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,610
WELL, YOU LOOKED RIGHT AT ME
AND SAID, "HEY, COME ON."
411
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,280
WE WERE FRIENDS, JOE.
412
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,220
SANDPIPER AIR
FLIGHT 25 FOR BOSTON
WILL NOW BEGIN BOARDING.
413
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,060
WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY
TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU.
414
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,560
I'LL BE GOING NOW.
415
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,200
AND YOU AND YOUR REAL FRIENDS
CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.
416
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,740
HEY, JERRY.
417
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:27,580
GOTCHA.
418
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:29,680
HUH?
419
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,480
OH, COME ON.
I'M YANKING YOUR CHAIN.
420
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,980
DO YOU THINK I WOULD GO
THROUGH ALL OF THIS,
421
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:39,290
BE YOUR BEST MAN,
THROW YOU A BACHELOR PARTY,
IF I DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU?
422
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,460
YOU MEAN?
I'M KIDDING.
423
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:44,460
WHAT DID YOU DO?
DID YOU GET MARRIED AND LOSE
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR?
424
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:50,470
IS THIS GUY A MANIAC?
425
00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:51,970
MANIAC!
426
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,970
(Jerry)
JEEZ.
427
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,470
LOOK, WE BETTER GET GOING.
I'LL CALL YOU SOON.
428
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,970
OK, BUDDY.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
429
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,520
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I FELL FOR THAT GAG.
430
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,020
[sighing]
431
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,530
YOU STILL DON'T HAVE
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA
WHO HE IS, DO YOU?
432
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:21,530
NOT A CLUE.
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