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[crickets chirping]

[man] You know...

seems all my life, everyone's been telling me,

"Hank, you're a dreamer,"

or-or, "Hank, you've gotta accept your limitations."

"Hank, you live in a shell."

[chuckles] Yeesh.

Hi, I'm Hank.

["Lazy River" playing]

♪ Up a lazy river By the old mill run ♪

♪ Meets the lazy river In the noonday sun ♪

♪ Linger in the shade Of a kind old tree ♪

♪ Throw away your troubles Dream a dream of me ♪

♪ Up the lazy river Where the robin sung ♪

♪ Wakes to bright new mornin' We can loaf along ♪

♪ Blue skies up above Everyone's in love ♪

♪ Up a lazy river How happy we can be ♪

♪ Up a lazy river with me ♪

♪ Up a lazy river Where the old mill run ♪

♪ Lazy river In the noonday sun ♪

♪ Linger in the shade Of a kind old tree ♪

♪ Throw away your troubles Dream a dream of me ♪

♪ Up a lazy river Where the robin sung ♪

♪ Wakes to bright new morning You can loaf along ♪

♪ We got blue skies up above Everyone's in love ♪

♪ Up a lazy river How happy we can be ♪

♪ Up a lazy river with me ♪

Hi, you guys.

Are you ready to see some turtles?

[chattering]

Um, are you Sarah?

I am.

Hi, I'm Christina.

Christina from the elementary school. How are you?

Good, thanks. I called earlier about the--

-Peanut allergies. -Yes.

I talked to all the counselors, and he's gonna be fine.

He's only gonna be eating what you pack in his lunch.

-Okay, great. -So is this Hogan?

Mm-hmm.

Hi, Hogan, how are you?

Good.

Can I tell you a little secret, just between you and me?

Okay?

This is the only place in the big, beautiful world

where they have a pond with flying turtles.

[gasps]

-Really! -[mother chuckles]

But don't tell anyone, okay? It'll just be our secret.

All right?

Okay, have fun today.

-Okay? -[mother] Bye-bye!

-Thank you. -Nice meeting you.

All right, you can all feed them.

[children chattering]

[girl laughs]

Oh, look, you guys. Over here!

That's Goliath.

He's an alligator snapping turtle.

Now, the reason he's called an alligator snapping turtle

is because of his shell.

See how thick it is and all of the markings?

He looks like an alligator, doesn't he?

Does he bite?

Oh, he bites, all right.

He can take a handle off a broom.

Look at them fawn all over him.

Like he was the king of England.

Or Justin Bieber.

I mean, come on.

That old fart thinks he's the only turtle

that ever grew to 20 pounds.

[girl] I've seen turtles twice his size.

[Hank] And better looking.

You know what really gets under my shell, Hank?

What's that, Rafi?

[Rafi] The arrogance.

He actually thinks he's better than us.

He's bigger.

He's also fatter!

Oops... did I say that?

[Hank chuckles]

Is he a flying turtle?

[Goliath] Flying turtles?

Are you kidding me, son?

Why is everyone always asking if I'm a flying turtle?

I am an alligator snapping turtle, the baddest of the bad.

I got jaws, chompers!

I bite!

Flying turtles...

Man, you kids kill me.

No such thing as a flying turtle.

[Rafi] Flying turtles. Sheesh.

[Hank] You hungry?

Nah, I ate earlier.

Me, too.

I feel like a swim. You comin'?

Water's too cold.

"Water's too cold..."

We're in Florida!

You know what your problem is, Rafi?

You're too attached to your shell.

Oh, am I?

Yeah, you gotta step outta your comfort zone, be adventurous.

I happen to like it here, Hank.

We have a lovely pond to swim in, lots of food...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a big world out there, and one day, I'm gonna see it.

Be adventurous? I am adventurous.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's-it's cold.

♪ It's a perfect day For the road ♪

♪ Blue sky will take us home ♪

Kyle, I know you're upset, but...

The bank took our house, Kyle.

There's nothing we could do.

Kyle, you're gonna love Florida.

You'll go to a new school, meet new friends.

This is a wonderful opportunity for our family.

♪ And time goes so fast ♪

♪ And you miss The ones you love ♪

[applause]

Next.

[rock music playing]

[cheering]

[whooping, screaming]

You good, Calvin?

I'm fine.

You don't look too good, bro.

Dude, leave him alone, all right? Calvin's got this easy.

I don't know, man.

Monster Mike DiFazio?

He's going pro as soon as he turns 18.

Dude, whatever, man. Calvin's got this.

Come on, Calvin. Get him, baby, come on!

Yeah, that's right. Talk about nothing.

[crowd] Yeah! Oh!

Ooh, that's an E, man. You're out.

Next!

Come on.

Go get 'em.

[cheering]

This is gonna be quick.

Come on, Calvin!

Let's go, dude!

[Sarah] Before the fairy ranger flies you in the pond,

we have to get you better, my little buddy.

My little newcomer.

You hurt your leg, and that's why you're here.

Helen, what was the name of that guy that called the other day?

Martin something.

Do we have his number anywhere?

I wrote it down.

Great. I think we're gonna need the help.

I feel a bit like Sisyphus.

Who's "Sisyphus?"

He was...

[laughing] that's a long story. Never mind.

[rock music playing]

[cheering]

Your boy's toast.

Yeah? I don't see you ripping it up out there.

Let's go, man.

Come on!

[crowd] Oh!

[boy 1] Dude, Calvin's getting shut out.

[boy 2] Not necessarily.

Looks like a phone, feels like a phone.

Ain't a phone.

-Dude, that's genius. -I know.

Watch me work.

Oh, dude.

Yes!

You got him!

Come on, man, concentrate! Come on!

[boy 2] You got this. Do this

Yes!

We got him!

[boy 3] Calvin! Calvin!

Hey, Marty?

Hi, this is Sarah from McGough Nature Park. How are you?

Hey, I was thinking that I might reconsider your offer.

Okay, great.

All right, I'll look forward to hearing from ya. Bye-bye.

Kyle, you can't shut your father out like this.

You know what it's like for him to lose his business, our house?

Kyle! Hello!

I'm not the one who told him

to open up a sushi restaurant in Oklahoma.

Kyle, that's mean.

Whatever.

It's not just about you. It's about us, too.

Here comes your dad.

Looks good.

Oh, good.

Kyle, would you like to see the restaurant?

No, I'll stay here.

We'll be right back.

Hey, let me see the nuker.

Get lost.

Are you gonna tell him?

What do you think?

Come on, man. Let me see it.

Dude, don't you guys have Dumb and Dumber auditions to go to?

Dude, we should tell him.

Tell me what?

Nothing.

It's only right, bro.

Dude, we can't just let him think--

Just shut the hell up, man!

Whatever. I'm outta here, man.

[Kyle] Tell me what?

Ray shined the nuker in Monster Mike's eyes, Calvin.

One more word, I swear!

What do you mean, "nuker?"

Hey!

Dude, I told you not to.

It's how you won, Calvin.

That's not how he won.

What do you mean, how I won? What's going on here?

I beat Monster Mike. You guys were there.

Now you're gonna tell me I didn't win?

However you think, Calvin.

Ray shined the mirror in Mike's eyes,

totally threw him off his game.

It was at the beginning, Calvin.

Only the beginning.

Yeah, once you started rolling, dude, you did awesome.

Calvin, dude, you're too good of a skater, man.

We just gave you a boost.

How could you do this to me?

You were awesome. You were good, man.

But I wasn't good enough to beat Monster Mike, was I?

I mean, Calvin, that's-that's debatable.

You cheated!

Look, we won't do it again!

Calvin, all right, dude. I get it. You're ticked.

Dude, all we did was boost you up a couple of letters.

You don't get it! Do you?

What did I say? I told you not to tell him.

We had to tell him.

[Ray] Calvin!

Calvin.

[grunts]

[car alarm blaring]

Calvin, what did you do?

I--

Calvin, come on, come on, dude.

We have to go. Come on, Calvin.

-[Calvin] Hey, kid! -Calvin, come on!

Hey!

[alarm turns off]

I--I didn't mean to.

Sarah. I'm leaving.

Helen.

Helen, thank you.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

You're sure I can't change your mind?

Uh, I think I'm gonna pass on bingo. Thanks, Helen.

Sarah, if you don't mind me saying,

it's important to have a social life,

especially at our age.

Our age?

You know what I mean.

Every day is work, work, work.

It's never work.

No, find what you love to do,

and you'll never work a day in your life.

Now, go have fun, Helen.

Did you call--

I did. Goodnight, Helen.

Goodnight, Sarah.

Have a good time, you bingo babe.

[Hank] Another day of boredom.

[Rafi] Complain, complain, complain.

What do you expect from life?

We're turtles.

Well, that's just your problem.

Oh... another one of my problems?

You're content. You're complacent.

Look, Hank, I happen to like it here.

It's-it's beautiful.

[Hank] Yeah, right, nice clean water, lots of food.

You'd think they were serving us prime rib every night.

If you wanted to look at the pond as being half empty,

be my guest.

I choose to look at the bright side of things.

Oh, such as?

Mating season?

In nine months? Thanks.

What do we do in the meantime, huh?

I wish we were birds.

Wouldn't it be neat to see the world

from a different perspective,

always looking down on things instead of looking up?

Spreading your wings and feeling the wind against your face?

There's gotta be more out there than just this pond.

Try reading a book.

Turtles don't read.

[Goliath] Evenin', fellas.

How was your day today?

Same ol'. Think I ate too much.

[burps]

Yep. Too many carrots.

[man] I see that Mr. Churchill has paid for the car window.

[Kyle's father] Yes, that is correct.

$135?

Yes, Your Honor.

Mr. Churchill, is there anything you would like to say?

Yes. [swallows]

Um, I didn't mean to break your window.

Yeah, I know it was a hassle

for you to take time out of your day to, um,

to go fix it,

and I'm really sorry for any inconvenience

I may have caused.

[judge] Mr. Churchill?

I hope you realize that while your actions

may have been unintentional,

they could have caused great harm.

It was an accident. I didn't get hurt.

Kyle, quiet.

But there are consequences

for potentially dangerous and irrational acts.

You could have struck a passerby.

You could have hit this young man

in the eye with a piece of glass.

And for that, Mr. Churchill,

you will be required to serve eight weeks

of community service.

And hopefully you will learn

that the world is not centered around

your own little circle of emotions.

There are others around you.

Hey, guys, look!

Bring it on, people.

Mm-mm-mmm. I love my day job.

Hank, where you at? Hank?

♪ Bright lights, big city ♪

♪ Look out, world Here I come ♪

Any of you guys seen Hank around?

♪ Did you see it Closing in? ♪

Calvin.

Calvin, what's up, man?

Dude, what's going on?

Calvin.

Oh, did your mother ground you?

Yep.

[sighs]

Dude, no texts. Nothing on Instagram.

What, she-she took away your phone?

Yep.

Ooh, man.

Dude, I heard you got community service. Is that true?

Fine, Calvin. Okay, I'm sorry. Is that you want? I'm sorry.

I didn't mean for things to go down the way they did.

We're still friends, right?

Friends who actually believe in their friends

don't go behind each other's backs.

They don't cheat on behalf of their friends.

They don't make their friends feel guilty for winning.

And you know what else?

They don't take the joy out of the one thing

their friends are really good at,

the one thing they really love to do.

That's a real friend, Ray.

That's not you.

Is that what you want? I'm sorry--

Have a nice summer, Ray.

Yeah. Yeah, I will.

I'm gonna have the best summer ever!

♪ Did you wonder If it was for you again?

Goliath, have you seen Hank?

Who?

Hank.

Red-eared slider, a little bigger than me?

Okay, decisions, decisions.

[girl] Why you little bugger.

You know you can't be away from the water too long.

How are you supposed to eat without water?

Oh, no. It's one of them!

Can't let you stray too far, can we?

Yes, you can.

-You can let me stray. -Ah, the adventurous type.

-I have places to go. -Back to the pond with you.

Back to the pond?

I don't wanna go back to the pond.

-I hate the pond! -There you go.

[sobs]

Great, just great.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

These ribs are delicious, Aunt Sarah.

Uh, Clarence's Pit Barbecue,

twenty minutes away, and they deliver.

It's so good to be back.

I learned so much from you last summer.

You have such a wonderful rapport with animals.

Thank you.

It's just people I'm trying to figure out now.

[both chuckle]

Don't worry, Marlie, you'll get there.

How's your father?

You know, he has his days.

And you?

Doin' okay.

As well as can be expected, I guess.

I cry sometimes... most of the time, actually.

I got something for you.

I was gonna send it up to you,

and then I thought that I'd just wait until you were here

to give it to you. Here.

Here you go. Open it.

[Sarah chuckles]

[gasps]

Oh, Aunt Sarah.

It's--I don't know what to say.

[sobs]

I found it after the funeral.

Oh, she drove me crazy.

She was five years old,

and all she ever wanted to do was be a cheerleader.

She would scream in my ears constantly.

She was something.

You remind me so much of her.

Thank you.

I'm glad you like it.

Okay, so what do we have planned for tomorrow?

I'm excited to start.

Good, I'm so excited that you're here.

Well, tomorrow we've got a group of third graders coming in.

If you want, you might get them started at the reptile displays,

and then also show them the turtle pond.

Okay, perfect.

Okay, all right?

There's also somebody coming in tomorrow.

He's a young boy. He's your age.

Got in a little bit of trouble.

He's gotta do some community service hours.

Funding's been really low, and I can't afford to hire anybody,

so he's gonna come in and help.

-All right, -You're gonna help him?

Yeah, okay, let's do it.

Okay, you ready?

[Sarah] Uh, so, this is the turtle pond.

It's one of the most popular parts in the park,

as you can see.

People come here to feed the turtles--

campers, tourists, people from all over, really.

We sell the turtle food for 50 cents a cup.

Well, well, looks like we have a new ranger.

What kind of turtles are these?

Those are red-eared sliders.

They're fairly common.

Common. Thanks, lady.

You know, I had a turtle once.

Really?

Yeah, well, actually it was my neighbor's turtle.

I found him under a rock after he got lost.

He was there for like a month.

That was a tortoise, pal.

If it was on land, it probably was a tortoise.

Turtles are in water.

Huh, I didn't know that.

Yep, he's new, all right.

And dumber than a bag of rocks.

[Sarah] You're gonna learn a lot here.

I got a feeling.

Yeah, and part of your job

is gonna be filling up the food dispensers.

We wanna make sure there's lots of turtle food.

Okay.

-Can you handle that? -Yeah.

All right.

You wanna check out the reptiles?

-Sure. -Let's go.

[Hank] Now you know why I'm sick of this pond.

We're underappreciated.

Turtle food... turtle...

Let's see.

Oh.

This is Houdini, and he is an albino black rat snake.

Why is he red if he's an albino?

Good question. We don't really know.

He was donated by a family who can't take care of him anymore.

Can we see him eat a rat?

Uh, that wouldn't be good.

We fed him yesterday,

and it takes two weeks for it to fully digest,

and we don't wanna give him a belly ache, do we?

-No! -[laughs] No.

[whispering] That's Marlie.

She's my niece.

Oh, uh, I-I should go fill the dispenser.

That's a good idea.

Hey, Calvin!

Hey, there you are!

Come on over here. I wanna show you some things.

Some big cages.

Yeah.

This is where we keep our birds of prey.

Most of them are donated.

We need to clean these cages every day,

so we need a lot of help.

That's where you come in.

You're gonna take a bucket.

We got hot water right over there.

There's a brush in there.

Um, also, you're gonna wanna use vinegar.

There's a lot of bacteria in bird poop,

especially the old, hardened feces.

And trust me, you don't wanna mess around with that.

Here's a scraper for the poop towers.

Uh, believe me, you're gonna be cleaning up

all kinds of different stages of poop.

Gloves, you're gonna need gloves as well.

You're also gonna need some rubber boots to put on

because we don't want you tracking feces in and out.

But most importantly, I want you to wear these goggles.

You don't want to get bird poop

mixed with vinegar getting in your eyes.

I've had it happen, and trust me, it isn't pleasant.

After you're done cleaning out the cages,

you'll need to clean up all the old newspaper,

put it in a plastic bag,

and throw it in the trash right over there.

Don't forget to change their water.

Birds like to spit up regurgitated birdseed

and put it right in the water,

and then, you guessed it, poop in it.

They poop in their water?

All the time.

After you're done cleaning the cages,

don't forget to wash your hands.

Don't just use water, but use hand sanitizer.

-No problem. -You got all that?

-I think so. -Okay, good,

'cause after this, we're gonna move on to the reptile cages,

and reptiles have salmonella.

Welcome to the world of animal husbandry.

Oh, that's disgusting! Ugh, y'all are...

Oh, you--

[Marlie] This is JR.

She's about three, or maybe four years old.

Uh, we think she hit a transformer

and knocked herself out in the fog.

Couple of hikers brought her in

because they found her unconscious,

and she's been healthy ever since.

This glove that I'm wearing

is specifically designed for birds of prey

like owls and hawks.

Um, she's got super sharp talons,

so when they extend their legs when they see their prey,

they squeeze really tight,

sometimes up to 200 pounds of pressure.

Um, this is...

-Calvin. -Kevin?

Calvin.

Oh, this is Calvin.

It's his first day with us.

Is he a ranger?

Uh, no, he's not exactly a ranger.

What does he do?

I clean poop.

You clean up what?

I clean poop.

Um, you got some, um...

What?

Poop.

Right there.

Oh!

-Aw! -[all laughing]

How's he doing?

[Sarah] Oh, he's doing great.

He's really a nice boy.

You know, from talking to you,

I thought that we were gonna get like a hardened criminal.

I told you I'd bring you somebody you could work with.

Oh, thank you.

We need all the help that we can get around here.

So, uh, I'm gonna have to come by and, uh, check on you guys.

Well, see you guys.

Uh, talk to Calvin, talk to you.

It's a procedural thing.

Yeah, of course.

Is there a good time for me to visit?

Oh, well, I'm here Monday through whenever.

Um, okay, not much of a social life there, have you?

[chuckles]

Well, that's an interesting question.

I'm actually married to two hawks that don't fly,

unwanted reptiles and amphibians,

and a pond full of turtles.

But you love your job.

How'd you guess?

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

May I?

I'm Marlie.

Calvin.

Oh, I know, we met yesterday.

So, how's your day going?

I didn't know that animals had so much poop in them.

Wait till you see the reptile exhibit.

Oh, I heard all about the reptile exhibit.

So you got in trouble?

I didn't mean to embarrass--

No, no, it's okay. Uh...

It's something I have to deal with.

[sighs]

So you're from California?

I am, but most people think I'm from New York.

A lot of good skaters from California.

Oh, you're a skater?

I was. Not this summer.

You know, I kinda figured you were a skater.

How can you tell?

Uh, I just kinda figured.

[Sarah] Calvin!

Calvin, I need you at the birdcages.

Hi, Marlie.

Hi.

More poop!

Have fun.

Thanks.

[Sarah] Since camp is in full swing,

I want you start taking the birds for walks.

Me?

Yeah, you. There's nothing to it.

I don't know anything about birds.

Well, you don't need to.

Here, put this on.

Go on. Put it on.

That's to protect your arm.

-Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

I think you're ready to meet JR.

Come on, this way.

You told me I was supposed to take it for a walk.

I-I thought you meant on a leash.

She. She's a she.

The females are larger than the male owls.

Aw, look at that. She really likes you.

How can you tell?

Because she hasn't bitten you.

She bites?

Calvin!

No, I'm serious. She bites?

It's all right. Just take her for a walk.

That's it.

Nice.

Oh, she likes that.

-Hi, JR, how are you? -JR.

You know, why don't you take her over by the pine tree?

She really likes that.

Calvin, you can do it.

["You and Me" playing]

♪ Like a bird on a tree ♪

♪ I'm just sitting here ♪

♪ I got time ♪

♪ It's clear to see ♪

You like it here, don't you, JR?

♪ The world seems small ♪

♪ We can sit together ♪

♪ It's so beautiful ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Were meant to be ♪

♪ In the great outdoors ♪

♪ Forever free ♪

Okay, look. Now you're home.

There you go, JR.

We had fun.

-So how'd it go? -It went well.

I think she really likes me.

Calvin. We're closing.

Is she gonna be okay in here?

Calvin, it's her home.

She's gonna be fine.

Uh, okay, just checking.

[Sarah] So was it as bad as you thought it'd be today?

Oh, no, no, it had its moments. I had a lot of fun, guys.

Good.

Well, see ya.

-Hey, Calvin. -Yeah.

You did a great job today.

Thanks.

We'd give you a ride, but we're on our bikes.

It's okay, it's okay. I like to walk.

All right. Isn't it far?

Nah. I like it.

-All right. Good night. -Good night.

He's actually pretty good with animals, isn't he?

Oh, he's a natural.

I'm starved. Are you hungry?

-Yeah. -All right.

Okay, loser buys dinner.

Ready?

-Yeah. -All right.

-I'm gonna get you. -You are not gonna get--

[both laughing]

♪ And then to be ♪

♪ In the great outdoors ♪

♪ Forever free ♪

[singer vocalizing]

Sucks they had your phone taken away.

I know. My mom's taken my phone away a dozen of times.

But of course she always gives it back

because it costs like 40 dollars a month.

I mean, what's the point of taking it away

if you just have to pay for it?

Anyway, I'm Kyle.

I tried following you on Instagram,

and then I didn't see any of your posts.

And then it all made sense--

your mom took your phone privileges away.

I know you.

I know you, too.

You broke my dad's car window.

Dude, you should totally see yourself on video.

Sorry about that. I didn't mean to do that.

I know. I saw the whole thing.

I didn't know you were a skater.

Yeah, well--

What's it like to beat Monster Mike DeFazio?

How do you know about Monster?

Dude, it's all over.

Fifteen-year-old, unknown from Florida, beats Monster.

You came back from four letters.

Yeah, but it wasn't the way I wanted to beat him.

Then how are you supposed to beat him?

I'd rather not talk about it.

Can you show me how to do an ollie?

Ollies are tough, man.

I'll pay you.

I thought you said your dad was broke.

He is, but I've been saving.

You don't got that kind of money, dude.

Oh, yes, I do.

And ollies take a long time to learn.

They're not just something you learn overnight.

That's why I'm paying you.

Look, I'll give you a little tip,

or whatever I can do for you,

but I'm not gonna take a nine-year-old's money.

I'm ten.

Whatever. Okay, so what you're gonna do...

When you kick down on the back of the board...

On the back of the board?

On the back of the board. Right.

The second... you lift you have to kick down really hard.

Wait, let me film this.

Okay.

Tell me when you're ready.

-All right, I'm ready. -Okay.

So, really slow.

Back foot's on the back of the board.

Got it.

The second... the board hits the ground,

I'm talking the split second it hits the ground,

you have to jump up.

That's the trick.

Okay. What about your front foot?

The front foot's really tricky.

Man, how am I gonna get this down if I wanna compete?

[laughs]

So now you wanna compete?

Dude! Why would I be paying you all my allowance money?

I keep messing up my front foot.

-What's your name again? -Kyle.

What are you doing this summer, Kyle?

Nothing. I'm off school.

How 'bout we make a deal, you and I?

And I will give you skate lessons for completely free.

That'd be awesome.

But in return, you have to do something for me.

Okay. Depends on what it was, I guess.

You like animals?

He's got some sharp claws, too.

But if you look closely, he's got spikes all over him.

That's to deter the predators.

But they actually really don't hurt, so it's a trick.

Now let me tell you a little about JR.

First off, he's got these little hairs around his beak,

and if you were to touch those hairs,

he would bite you because he uses those hairs to hunt.

And when he's really close to his prey,

that's what he uses to sense his prey.

All right, Kyle. You ready to learn?

All right, so once you got the board down,

you put your two front feet right up at the top.

Okay, that's where you keep it.

And then you step on the board.

You turn 'em both sideways.

That kinda keeps your balance better.

Oh, that is so cool.

Oh, there she was. I just saw her.

Oh, that is so wonderful. Kyle,

I am really impressed. You did a great job!

Thank you.

That's gonna be such a big help.

Owls can't really turn their heads in a full circle,

which is 360 degrees,

but they can turn them 270 degrees.

That's because their eyes are fixed in their skulls,

which means that they can't move them around like you and I can,

so they have to be able to move their necks.

Told you everything would work out.

Oh, he's a nice kid.

Actually, he's a great kid.

Yeah, most of them are.

Things happen in people's lives, especially kids.

Unfortunately a lot of them don't get second chances.

Who's the other kid?

Oh, that's Kyle. That's Calvin's little friend. God love him.

He's uploaded all kinds of videos for us,

our hawks, our owls.

He's quite a little gem, that one.

Could I, uh, ask you a personal question?

I guess as long as it's not too personal, yeah.

What are you doing tonight?

What am I d--

[both laugh]

-Yeah, just dinner. -Okay, okay. All right, uh...

I'm--This is, uh--I mean, I--

Well, I--Sure.

Wow, all right. Uh...

[laughs]

Watch where your stick's going! Watch where your stick's going.

Marlie! There you are! Where you been?

We're gonna cut the cake in five! You need to be there.

[crying]

Marlie?

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to--

It's hard, you know?

Sometimes it just hits you when you're hopeless.

[sobbing]

I heard about your mother.

Sarah told me.

I'm sorry.

She was so vibrant.

She was a food editor for this magazine, and, um...

she loved to eat and she loved to cook.

She was always throwing parties.

[sighs]

You know, I-I know how you feel.

I lost my father, too.

Here I am, talking about myself,

when you're the one who's feeling bad.

-No... -I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

It's just nice to know other people

are grieving and mourning something, too.

[chuckles]

We're all mourning something.

So what do you say?

We got a cake to cut.

[chuckles]

We do, don't we?

[sniffles]

Hey.

Thank you.

Uh, yeah, we-we really gotta cut that cake.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Ilyana ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[chuckling]

There you go. Oh!

[chuckling]

-I was noticing the kids today. -[Sarah] Mm-hmm.

I think your niece Marlie has a little crush on my guy Calvin.

That's pretty interesting.

See, I think it was the other way around.

No.

Yeah.

[both laughing]

-Goodnight, Marty. -I'll walk you up.

Oh, okay.

So can we do this again?

I think I'm gonna have to think about it.

Oh, that's right. I forgot you're already married to a-

a falcon that can't fly,

some amphibians and reptiles that nobody wants,

and a pond full of turtles.

Did I miss a gecko in there?

You know where to reach me.

So is that a yes?

Can I give you a maybe?

I've been living with maybes my whole life.

Good, 'cause maybe makes the world go round.

I plan my whole day around it.

[Sarah laughs]

-Goodnight, Marty. -Goodnight.

[country-western song playing]

It was fun.

-Bye. -Bye.

-See you later. -Yep.

Last time I went right.

This time I'm going left.

Yep, looks like water. [sniffs]

Smells like water. Free at last!

[boy 1] Dude, my turn.

[boy 2] You already had a turn. Gimme.

[boy 1] Did not.

Stop.

Oh, dude, you're spilling it all over.

[gasps]

Man, Ray, are you sure you wanna go through with this?

What a wuss.

Who's a wuss?

You!

All I'm saying is Calvin is history.

I mean, who even cares about Calvin?

[boy 1] Look, look, look.

Psst, Goliath. Wake up.

What time is it?

Hank's gone.

Yeah? What else is new?

No, he's really gone this time. I'm worried.

Rafi, we're turtles.

We're not supposed to worry.

Why do you think people made us pets?

We're carefree.

The rangers will find him in the morning.

Go to sleep.

Tomorrow's Saturday. We've got a big day.

Come on, Tubby. We don't have all night.

[Hank] What the--

Hey, park's closed, people.

Where's a ranger when you need them?

Uh-oh.

Let's go, sleepyheads! Wake up!

Open 'em up.

Ray, those are hawks. I think they bite.

Open them up.

I don't know, man.

There's some serious looking poultry in there.

I have an idea.

[laughs]

Okay.

Turtles!

Where are you, turtles?

Turtles!

Where are you?

Wake me up out of a deep sleep.

You owe me, Rafi.

[Rafi] Thanks, Goliath.

I had you all wrong.

You're not such a bad guy, after all.

I mean "turtle."

Let me see... if I'm Hank, which way am I gonna go?

Hey, bro,

I don't think these hawks can fly, man.

This is like some kind of an infirmary or something.

Turtles.

Where are you, turtles?

You thinking what I'm thinking, Goliath?

-Yep. -I got a bad feeling.

Turtles! Guys! Turtles!

Rafi, for once I agree with you.

So what's your story, JR?

Now, hold on there, One Direction.

You don't wanna do this.

Hey, put me down, or I'll bite your faux-hawk off!

Come here you little--

I got him!

[Hank] Hey, you big galoot! That's my friend Rafi!

Dude... Dude, I got him.

[grunts]

Hey, come back here!

Dude, check this beast out.

[Goliath] Beast? Your mom's a beast.

Do you even know what that thing is?

[Goliath] Looks like I'm having a hand sandwich

[yells]

God!

[Hank] You go, Goliath!

Just because we're small, and we may be slow,

we always win the--

Hey, that's not right!

Who do you think you are?

This is crazy, fellas.

I mean, come on. Flying turtle? Big joke. [chuckles]

Real funny.

Hey, bring more balloons.

Yeah...

you ready?

[Hank] No, no. We're not ready. We're not ready.

Who says there's no such thing as flying turtles?

[chuckles]

Kid, if turtles were meant to fly,

Mother Nature would have covered us in feathers.

-Two, one. Liftoff! -Help! Somebody help!

Rafi, help me!

Hank!

Great, just great.

This is just my luck.

I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the swamp.

I can see the newspaper headline now.

"Turtle tries to recreate the end of The Wizard of Oz !"

I swear by my red ears I'll never laugh at a cat again.

All right, think, Hank.

Think, think. What would Tom Cruise do?

[wind blowing]

Hey, easy with the breezy.

Wait a minute.

If I can swing my body hard enough,

maybe I can--

That's it!

♪ Rock-a-bye turtle On the treetop ♪

♪ When the wind blows The turtle will rock ♪

♪ When the balloon breaks The stringies will fall ♪

♪ And down will come turtle Big shell and all ♪

[yelling]

Yep, that hurt.

I'm not lying. That really, really hurt.

What happened?

-Some vandals broke in. -What?

Ma'am, we're gonna need to see some--

So she had an owl in that cage--

A barred owl, B-A-R-R-E-D.

Its name was JR,

and she hasn't been out of captivity in a long time.

We need to get her home.

Tell me about your security cameras.

None! This is a nature park.

Oh, my--

Somebody let JR out of her cage.

Did they get inside?

I don't know.

Oh!

Who would do all of this?

JR's gonna be okay, right? She'll make it out there.

I don't know.

[gasps]

Oh!

Look what they did!

Oh.

[crying]

I can't find Goliath! They took Goliath!

Oh, my God, Goliath? Not Goliath!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Goliath!

-[screams] -[trips]

[crying]

Hey, Goliath.

What now, Rafi?

You think there's alligators around here?

What do you think? We're in Florida?

Oh, okay. I was just saying.

[wailing]

Calvin!

Helen!

No. No, no, no, no. Marlie!

[whimpers]

It's gonna be okay, Aunt Sarah.

I broke it. I know I broke it.

Helen, Helen, you gotta close up. Did I give you the keys?

Yes, you gave me the keys.

And call Greg-- No, wait, I'll call Greg.

Okay, we need to get him to get somebody to fill in.

We'll take care of everything.

This is so embarrassing!

[cries]

You will take care of everything, will you?

[whimpering]

I know who did this.

-Where are you going? -To find JR.

Water. I gotta find some water.

Ooh, I'm outta shape.

I gotta lay off the carrots.

You know the way back... don't ya?

Me?

I thought you knew the way back.

Really? Oh, this is great.

JR! JR?

JR!

JR!

[news announcer 1] We've just been handed a report

from the National Weather Service.

Tropical storm Ivy, heading for the Florida Gulf Coast,

has been upgraded to a category one hurricane.

[Sarah] We have to put the birds away.

It's already done, Aunt Sarah.

What about Goliath?

No one knows where he is.

JR?

No.

Oh, why?

Why would anyone wanna do this?

-Hi, Sarah. -Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Considering my park has been trashed,

I'm in the hospital with a cast on my leg...

I've had better days.

I'm sure you have, I'm sure you have.

It's okay, it's okay.

Well, you did fracture your tibia, as we thought.

The break is toward the ankle...

but the good news is we didn't have to do any surgery,

not for the break.

There's no displacement, no angulation,

you don't have any rods or pins or plates,

so you're not gonna set off any alarms at the airport.

[chuckles] That's fantastic.

That's fantastic.

[Marty] Smart move for you to call, Kyle.

[Kyle] I knew something was wrong.

Calvin's mom said he didn't go home...

and Calvin said he knew who did it.

[Marty] Yeah, I think I know, too.

What goes up must come down, right?

Hey, check it out.

You can't really see it,

but that's Ninja up there with all those balloons.

You idiot.

-What? -What did I say about pictures?

Gimme the phone.

-Come on, I wanna-- -Gimme the phone!

No one's gonna know, dude.

I don't care.

Either give me your phone, or erase the picture.

All right.

Ray, I'm not gonna show anyone.

Erase what picture?

-Hey. -They're not there.

End of the day, you're 14 years old,

where do you go when you're hungry?

[Kyle] You don't go for sushi, that's for sure.

Got it. Let's go.

[Ray] Calvin, where'd you come from?

-[boy 1] What's up, C? -Long time, man.

Yeah, what's up, Calvin?

Dude, you want some pizza?

You look hungry, and you're all wet, and--

Move over. Make some room, all right? Make some room!

It's cool, it's cool. I'm not hungry.

You sure?

Dude, so how are things going at the...

I heard there was some kind of a break in?

Where'd you hear that?

-The news. -Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

That's funny 'cause I don't remember there being any...

any news trucks.

The internet.

Yeah, the internet.

Yeah, this new local news app on my phone I have.

Yeah, me, too. I saw it. That's where I saw it, on my phone.

App or no app, the situation's been taken care of.

They caught the guys.

Did they?

Yeah, two seventh graders.

Hmm.

Would you look at that. Damn kids.

Yeah, it's a good thing they didn't touch the owl.

What owl?

We have this owl named JR.

It's a barred owl. It's super, super cute.

So what was that picture you wanted to delete?

[chuckles]

You think you're real clever, Calvin.

What's the matter, Ray?

You think we trashed your little petting zoo? Huh?

Why would I?

They caught the people, right?

Did they?

I don't know. Check your app!

Or maybe you don't have an app.

Maybe there's no such thing.

Yo, Calvin, man, what are you saying?

Yeah, man, what's your beef with us?

I ain't got no beef with you!

Okay, I'm talking to this man.

I just wanna hear it from him.

Not from you two.

You two are lucky that you can tie your own shoes!

I wanna hear it from you!

I wanna hear you say it.

So come on. Tell me. Why'd you do it?

Why'd you mess up our park?

[chuckles]

What do you think?

I did it to get back at you?

Is that what you think?

[thunder rumbles]

Like I said... we weren't there.

You got pictures, Calvin? Prove it.

-Security cameras? -Nope.

Yeah. That's what I thought.

If you ever come there, ever again--

You'll what? You'll what, Calvin?

You'll what?

Those are some big words, Calvin.

You wanna do something about it, huh?

Oh, wait a minute.

You can't because you're on probation.

He's on probation, guys.

I mean, I won't say anything, Calvin,

if you hit me, so be my guest.

Is that what you want? You wanna hit me?

Come on, Calvin. Hit me.

[boy 2] Hit him, Calvin.

Come on, tough guy. Do it.

Coming in here, accusing us of something we didn't do.

What's it gonna be, Calvin? Tell me.

Are you gonna hit me, or are we gonna stand here all night?

[exhales]

You're not worth it.

[grunts]

[coughs]

Don't do it, Calvin! Don't do it!

You don't get three chances. You only get two.

That's how the system works.

Put the bottle down!

Calvin, put it down.

[shuddered breaths]

[grunts]

Kyle, go wait out in the car.

That's what I thought. Go ahead.

[boy 2] Go home, Calvin.

[Ray] You've got nothing on us, Calvin.

You've got nothing!

[car doors shut]

[car starts]

[engine shuts off]

[sobbing]

I punched a teammate once after a football game.

I don't remember what it was, something stupid.

But, uh, I broke his jaw.

What?

Lost my scholarship.

[crying]

Took me a long time to get my life back on track...

where it should have been.

I've seen a lot of young men's lives changed by...

simple choices they wished they could take back.

You only get one shot at growing up, kid.

You can't mess it up.

It hurts, it stings, I know.

But you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself

in the morning.

Trust me. I know.

[weeping]

It's all right.

It's all right, buddy.

[thunder crashes]

[thunder rumbling]

I have to get it out.

[news announcer 1] And now for the video that has gone viral

and captured everyone's imagination.

[news announcer 2] That's right, Bob,

several Largo residents on their way to check on their businesses

and homes after Hurricane Ivy

were shocked when they found, sitting in the middle of what--

Kyle, get in here!

Kyle!

Not now! I'm busy!

Hurry!

Kyle, get in here! Look!

Look! Look, that's-that's Goliath and Rafi!

They found him!

Goliath and Rafi?

Yes!

Goliath and Rafi! They're okay!

[mother] They are! Isn't that great?

They're on the news! I have to go tell Sarah.

[Rafi] Where are we? Who-who are these people?

[Goliath] Who knows? Just smile for the cameras, Rafi.

People love them some turtles.

That's right, people, I'm an alligator snapping turtle.

The baddest of the bad.

[knock on door]

-[chuckles] -Hi.

Hi. [chuckles]

Calvin told me about your foot.

-Can I come in? -Yeah, yeah, of course.

Hey, Marty, you know what?

If you don't mind, can we go outside? It's beautiful.

-Even better. -You good? Okay, all right.

-Oh, thank you. -Mm-hmm.

Can you believe that I tripped over a branch

and fractured my ankle?

I mean, how dumb is that? I feel like such an idiot.

Let me help you.

It's what I do.

I've been helping people my whole life.

I know you wanna help a middle aged woman with--

Sarah, I told you I would be there for you, and I meant it.

You know what? No more maybes, okay?

I won't take maybe for an answer.

[laughs]

Do you like doing dishes?

-I love doing dishes. -[laughs]

Okay, all right. There's a sink full inside.

So you think she made it through?

Animals are far more resilient than you think.

It's humans that have a difficult time coping.

Yeah, but I don't know.

She's been in a cage her whole life,

and I've been reading up on animals --

Calvin.

She'll be fine.

Maybe it's what she always wanted, to be let free.

Maybe.

So what are you gonna do when summer's over?

School, I guess.

How about you?

I'm gonna go back to my state, study.

Maybe come back next summer, hopefully.

You ever think about becoming a park ranger?

[chuckles] Me?

You're much better with the animals than I am.

I don't know about that.

You are. They respond to you.

Maybe they respond to me

because they know I'm the guy that cleans up their poop.

[both laugh]

I don't think I could see myself

wearing this uniform for the rest of my life.

Oh, that's right. You wanna be a skater.

Isn't there a big competition this weekend?

Yeah, Skatefest.

You entering?

No.

I'm grounded for the rest of the summer.

I can have Sarah talk to your mother. She's very persuasive.

Ha! You obviously don't know my mother.

You obviously don't know Sarah.

I think you deserve a second chance.

I have to go.

I have some paperwork for Aunt Sarah to do.

Yeah, yeah. I gotta clean out the bearded dragon exhibit.

Have fun.

Oh, yeah.

Calvin?

Do what you love.

It can all be taken away so easy.

[rock music playing]

[man] Welcome to Skatefest.

All the best of Florida is here at the Bayhead Complex

at sunny Largo, Florida.

[continues indistinctly]

[cheering]

[Calvin] I was lucky to get this far today.

This is crazy.

I haven't been on my board in over a month.

You're just nervous.

Do you know how good these guys are?

I mean, I'm gonna get killed,

even if I do make it to the finals.

It was stupid of me to let Sarah talk to my mother about this.

Well, it wasn't Sarah that talked to your mother.

It was you?

Calvin, I'm leaving in a week,

and the thought of you sulking over community service

and mourning the loss of an owl,

who for all intents and purposes belongs in the wild,

doubting who you are and getting in the way

of the one thing that you truly love to do,

well, frankly, you need to grow up and be a man.

I think it worked.

Good.

Let's hope so.

[referee] All right, here we go, guys. Let's Rochambeau.

Come on, Calvin!

[cheering]

Calvin! Calvin! Calvin!

[referee] Go on!

[scream]

And it's Calvin Churchill with the shut out.

[cheering]

[chattering]

Well, well. You bring your friends with you, Churchill?

They're not my friends, man.

Really?

There's lots of talk going around

saying how you beat me.

Think any of that's true?

I guess we'll see.

Whatever.

I'll see you out there, Churchill.

I'm a big fan of second chances.

I got this.

Calvin, you're not gonna believe what I just saw.

Not now, Kyle. Really.

But, dude, seriously, you're not gonna believe--

Kyle! I'm trying to focus here.

You shouldn't even be on the court.

Oh, man...

Monster Mike wins the match!

So... made it to the semis.

Barely.

How do you feel?

Rusty. I just got read the riot act from Marlie.

Ah, it's because she cares about you. We all do.

She's got a funny way of showing it.

Well, here.

This might help you relax.

Your mom gave you back your phone privileges.

Thanks.

She's pretty proud of you out there.

Thanks.

No... no way.

I just got the picture you sent.

[Kyle] I know. I'm so stoked.

Where did you get this?

I just put my GoPro in the corner of JR's cage.

Uh, what? When? Where are you?

I'm at the top of the B-pole,

in the corner.

It was for the website.

I was trying to track how JR moves at night.

You know, the whole nocturnal thing.

What? Are you kidding? That's awesome, man.

Calvin, I was so nervous.

The camera wouldn't spit out the SD card.

I was going nuts. It was stuck.

But when I finally got it out...

I didn't know how much time it had left on the card.

I caught Ray and them with 30 seconds left.

The cops. You gotta call the cops, then.

Done.

They probably got arrested this morning.

-[Calvin] Thank you. -[Marlie] For what?

I don't know. For just keeping my head on straight.

Oh, that. Well...

I mean, you didn't have to be so hard about it,

but I guess it's what it took.

I really wish you weren't leaving.

So do I, but I miss my dad.

I actually miss him a lot, and... he needs me.

I need him, too.

I get it.

Well, you look great out there.

I hear you have a really tough opponent.

Oh, yeah, Monster Mike, he's really tough.

Well, so are you.

Don't let anybody make you think that you're not.

I won't.

Hey, thanks. Wish me luck.

Good luck.

All right, here we go, guys. Let's Rochambeau.

All right, here we go.

Monster Mike's been itching for this one

ever since Calvin, local boy,

pulled off the upset of the year.

Make some noise.

Yay, Calvin!

[cheering]

[whistles]

[screeching]

What's going on?

Calvin's out, Monster Mike wins.

[announcer] Monster Mike wins! I can't believe it!

[cheering]

That's great for Monster Mike, but what's going on with Calvin?

Right there, in the tree!

It's JR!

It's JR! Oh, my God!

Look at the tree. Look at the tree. It's JR.

[no audible dialogue]

Have you seen Calvin?

Um, I think he's with Marlie.

Where?

Kyle, come here. Sit down.

I really think that Calvin wants to be alone right now.

-Yeah, but-- -Kyle.

Oh, got it.

You'll get that when you're older.

How we gonna do this?

'Cause there's-there's texting, there's Skype,

there's Instagram.

I got it.

I'm gonna tour Los Angeles

through a skate sponsorship.

It's perfect.

Calvin, I'm still here for a week.

You are?

I keep forgetting.

That makes it so much easier.

Come here, silly.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, um...

Guess what. It's cake time.

But that's okay.

Can you--You can't--

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Sarah ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Is nothing in my life secret anymore?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm so sure you have no idea.

Make a wish!

-Kyle, I'm not the wishy type-- -[Marty] Just close your eyes.

Okay, all right, just this once.

[Marty] Just keep 'em closed.

-All right, okay. -Get ready, okay.

-Go ahead. -All right.

Open 'em.

Goliath! Goliath! Where did you find him?

He made the news.

He made the news?

Oh, Kyle! We got Goliath!

Marlie, did you know?

Picture time. Come on.

-Picture time. -Oh, yeah, a picture. Oh!

[Kyle] Picture, picture.

Oh, of course I'm surprised!

All right, say cheese.

Awesome, guys. One, two, three.

How goes it, Rafi?

Same ol', same ol'.

Another day in paradise. Some life, isn't it?

I just love being famous.

Lucky you.

Snap out of it, Rafi.

There's lots of turtles you can pal around with.

None like Hank.

Maybe, but sometimes you gotta see the pond as half full.

Isn't that what you always say?

Thanks, Goliath.

I'm gonna take a walk.

Hank? Hank, that you?

Rafi?

Hank, it's me!

Hank, it's so good to see you.

Same here, Rafi. Same here.

Where were you?

Everywhere, nowhere. Hard to say.

I just know one thing, there's no place like home.

Hank, isn't that what I've been telling you all these years?

Good to see you, buddy.

You've lost weight.

We looked everywhere for you.

Did you?

Me and Goliath.

Wait a minute.

You're telling me Goliath moved his shell

for something other than food?

[turtle] Hey, Ranger Sarah! Down here!

Remember me? From the tank?

The broken leg turtle?

Hey, little buddy.

Look how big I've gotten.

Do you think the fairies will make me fly now?

-What's that? -I want to go home.

You do?

-No, can't be. -[screams]

No such thing as a flying turtle.

I mean, really! We...

We got shells, people.

Shells!

♪ Would you mind sticking to me Through the thick ♪

♪ Nothing 'cause I think I might need ♪

♪ Somebody like you to be ♪

♪ There whenever I call To pick me up when I fall ♪

♪ And I would do The same in return ♪

♪ We could learn to be ♪

♪ The best of friends are there Whenever you need someone ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are there no matter How far you run ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are the best of friends ♪

♪ Just because ♪

[singer vocalizing]

♪ Someday we could look back To the start ♪ ♪

♪ Of how you made your way To my heart ♪

♪ Do you think you still see ♪

♪ The that needed you to be ♪

♪ There whenever I called And pick me up when I fall? ♪

♪ I'd try to do the same In return ♪ ♪ I'

♪ Give your concerns to me ♪

♪ Because the best of friends ♪

♪ Are there whenever You need someone ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are there no matter How far you run ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are the best of friends ♪

♪ Just because there's nothing You could ever do ♪

♪ There's nothing you Could ever say ♪

♪ I'm gonna be by your side Girl, to find a way ♪

♪ I know that times Can get hard ♪

♪ Sometimes there's Nothing to say ♪

♪ But if I could say anything It's that we'd be okay ♪

♪ It's just you and me Walking hand in hand ♪

♪ On the beach just to feel Our toes in the sand ♪

♪ So let's let tomorrow Drift away 'cause today ♪

♪ We know that The best of friends ♪

♪ Are there whenever You need someone ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are there no matter How far you run ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are the best of friends ♪

♪ We know that The best of friends ♪

♪ Are there whenever You need someone ♪

♪ And the best of friends ♪

♪ Are there no matter How far you run ♪

♪ And the best of friends Are the best of friends ♪

♪ Oh, yes, the best of friends ♪

♪ Are the best of friends ♪

♪ Just because ♪

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♪ Hey, yeah ♪