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-Hey, Mom.
-Oh darn, you just missed Bible study.
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Whew, close one.
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Well, I'm not gonna hassle you,
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but only because you're dropping off
my granddaughter.
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Oh, gettin' me out of stuff.
I wish I'd had you in high school.
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You did.
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Here's the rest of the dishes.
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Hi, Georgie.
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What are you doin' here?
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Oh, your mom invited me to Bible study.
And who is this little cutie, huh?
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This is CeeCee.
Can you say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher?
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And then say bye to Mr. Fagenbacher
'cause he's leaving.
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Don't be rude.
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It's okay, I'm going.
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Okay. Well,
I hope to see you at church on Sunday?
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I'll be there.
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What the hell, Mom?
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-Language.
-I cleaned it up.
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It's not the "what the" I wanted to say.
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It was Bible study.
God does not turn anyone away.
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God don't, but you can.
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I know that in the past
Fred has been a real... monkey butt,
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but he has been coming to church
and I think he wants to change.
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People don't change. Once a monkey butt,
always a monkey butt.
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Really? Because you were a wild teenager
and now you are a responsible father.
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Don't use me against me!
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Fred is finding God
and that is a good thing.
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God is everywhere, he can find Him
at someone else's mom's house!
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-Have you heard from Connor?
-No.
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-Huh. I thought he would've checked in.
-I thought so too.
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Sleeping in a van full of girls. Can't
imagine why he hasn't called his mother.
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Fill your mouth with food.
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Hey. How's your mom?
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-You wouldn't believe it.
-What's going on?
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Fagenbacher was at her house
for Bible study.
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You're kidding.
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Bible study? Who's buying that?
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He's just doin' this to piss me off.
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Clearly. Why else would he spend time
with that woman?
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Hey, that's my mom!
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Come on, Audrey,
she's a single, attractive lady.
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Hey, that's my mom!
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Who doesn't drink, dance,
or have fun of any kind.
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Hey, that's-- Actually, good point.
Thank you.
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Please come to bed.
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I'm upset. I do push-ups when I'm upset.
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Do you wanna talk about it?
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-I can talk and do push-ups.
-All right.
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Goin' after my mom to get me. That's low.
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And she was just buying
everything he was selling.
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Okay, yep, maybe we just talk.
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You should've seen him.
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Helpin' with the dishes,
sayin' how cute CeeCee is.
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Jerk.
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You don't actually think
your mom would date him, do you?
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Of course not. She's too smart for that.
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Well then what are you worried about?
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That she ain't that smart
and she's gonna date him.
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Come on, he can't keep up
this nice guy act for long.
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You're right.
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Although I did pretend to be nice for
a whole year to win homecoming queen.
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You're kiddin'!
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You don't get the tiara
without getting your hands dirty.
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What?
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Just thinking about Mary and Fred.
So ridiculous.
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Yeah.
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I mean, can you imagine?
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Why would I imagine it?
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Exactly. It's impossible to imagine.
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Mary is not his type.
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What's his type? You?
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Of course not. That was high school.
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Then why are we still talking about it?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't talk about Connor,
I can't talk about Fred.
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Is there anything else
I can't bring up in front of you?
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Now that you mention it,
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I don't love you talking about all them
fun things you're gonna do after I die.
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I don't do that.
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See plays on Broadway, go to Paris,
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get a Pomeranian.
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We could do all those things right now.
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Over my dead body.
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Bingo.
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-Hey, can I ask you a question?
-Sure.
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Does your grandma ever go on dates
with guys?
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She's a grandma. Grandmas don't date.
What's wrong with you?
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My meemaw's a grandma, you do not wanna
walk in her bedroom without knocking.
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Be right with you.
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Take your time.
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-What's he doing here?
-Don't care, I don't wanna talk to him.
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-Somebody's gotta talk to him.
-Fine, you do it.
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Y'all need to work on your whispering.
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-What do you want?
-I'm just here to clear the air.
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Stay away from my mom.
There, the air is cleared.
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I have nothing but respect
for your mother.
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Oh, give it a rest.
You're just trying to get to me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can you catch me up here?
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-This guy's been sniffing around my mom.
-I'm caught up. Continue.
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Georgie, me goin' to church
has nothing to do with you.
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I'm supposed to believe that?
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I guess maybe I wouldn't
if I was in your shoes,
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but I'm tryin' to be a better man
and Bible study's helping.
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Oh, please, I've been to Bible study.
Other than the cookies, it's the worst.
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Well, maybe you should give it another
shot. I'm sure Mary'd love to have you.
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Don't call her Mary, it's Mrs. Cooper.
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And hang around all you want,
she's never gonna fall for you.
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Well, no offense, son,
but that's up to Mrs. Cooper.
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-You let him have the last word!
-I'm not happy about it either.
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Come in!
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Hey. CeeCee ready to go?
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-Missy took her to the park.
-Aw, that's sweet.
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I was hopin' that spendin' the day
with a toddler
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might be a good form of birth control.
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-Can I get you something to drink?
-Oh, no, I got it.
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So, what's new?
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And by that I mean what the hell's
going on with you and Fagenbacher.
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There is no me and Fagenbacher.
Georgie is being ridiculous.
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I know. I told him you'd never be
interested in a guy like that.
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Well, as a Christian
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I am interested in helpin' anyone
who is looking for God's love.
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Are you sure it's God's love
he's looking for?
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Mandy.
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Are you into bad boys?
Is that what's going on here?
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No.
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You know my mom and him
used to be involved.
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He told me.
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And by "involved" I do mean sex stuff.
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I know what it means.
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Well, you say things like monkey butt,
I wasn't sure.
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I can take care of myself.
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Of course. I just...
I think Fred might be using you.
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Why? Because I am some poor,
gullible church lady
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who's too naive to know
when she's being fooled?
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Well, I wasn't gonna put it that way,
but since you did, let's go with it.
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I am a grown woman,
I have raised three children,
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and I have buried my husband,
I know a lot more about life than you do!
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You're right.
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And who I choose to spend my time with
is nobody's business but my own.
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I know, it's just that Georgie and I-
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I'm sorry, did either of you ask
how I felt when you two got involved?
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And by "involved" I mean sex stuff.
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-What are you doin'?
-Making sure the phone's working.
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-He's fine, Audrey.
-Then why hasn't he called?
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When prisoners break out,
they don't call the warden.
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Son of a bitch! Damn it!
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Hey, y'all.
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What was that about?
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Sorry. I was just trying to get my
feelings out so I don't bring y'all down.
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Thank you,
we are having a great time.
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-What's going on?
-Fagenbacher came by the store.
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To gloat?
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No, to tell me
how much he respects my mom.
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Ugh.
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Please stop being on my side.
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I wish there was some way I could prove
to her what a dirtbag he is.
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Well, what are you gonna do? Follow him
and wait till he does something sleazy?
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He's a regular at Nate's. Always there
slobbering over some girl.
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Well, great. W-We'll catch him in the act.
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He knows you, he's not gonna do anything
if you're there.
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Right. We need someone he doesn't know.
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Tonight?
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You're paying for my drinks, right?
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Dale, I'm going out!
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Now, just keep an eye on him.
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When he starts hitting on somebody,
page me from the payphone.
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-Well, what if he doesn't?
-Oh, he will. He hits on everyone.
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I mean, you're safe 'cause you're old.
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Not too old to kick your ass.
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I'd pay to see that.
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So? Drink money!
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Here you go.
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Ten dollars?
What am I, the designated driver?
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Fine.
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I drink top shelf.
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And I'm a good tipper.
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Never should've called her old.
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-Oh. Hello.
-Mandy left CeeCee's bag.
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Thank you.
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Would you like to come in?
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-My son here?
-No.
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-CeeCee up?
-No.
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I'm okay.
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I know everyone's been giving you
a hard time about Freddy,
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but I think it's none of their business.
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Thank you.
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Although I am surprised,
him being so wild and fun.
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You sayin' I'm not fun?
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No, you're just... Bible fun.
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And he's, you know, fun fun.
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Well, I know this is tough because
you and Fred dated in high school.
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I'm sorry he dumped you,
but that was a long time ago.
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He told you he dumped me?
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It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go.
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'Cause I dumped him. For Jim. So, I win!
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Well, then it looks like
it worked out for everyone.
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Especially for me!
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'Cause I dumped him!
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What is taking so long? I got to pee.
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Here.
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-Seriously?
-Well, it's okay. I finished it.
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I'm goin' inside.
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You'll blow our cover.
Just go behind a tree.
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I am not going behind a tree!
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-Why not? I pee all kinds of places.
-I'm aware.
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Dang it, now I gotta pee.
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-You gotta see this.
-See what?
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Just come with me.
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-What am I supposed to see?
-That.
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What the heck?
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Yep, crazy. Gotta pee.
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What are you doing?
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I'm watching him.
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Sending your grandma to spy on me,
I respect that.
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-You knew who she was?
-I told him.
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Why would you do that?
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Figured if somebody wanted to date
my daughter
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I'll have to find out
what's wrong with him.
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Got a couple of ex-wives
that would love to tell you.
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Hey, free bit of advice here,
don't ever hire a hot receptionist.
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It's okay, I'm not lookin' for a job.
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Stop liking him!
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Come on, he might be good for your mom.
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Help her get that stick
outta her "patootie."
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I think it's cute how she don't cuss.
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Yeah. Well, you're wrong.
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Hey, what'd I miss?
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-Meemaw likes him.
-Oh. Well, why don't you two date?
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Problem solved.
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What do you think?
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Well, I got a boyfriend,
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but he's of an age, so keep in touch.
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Drinking alone. My kind of gal.
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I just want you to know,
you are twice the man Fred Fagenbacher is.
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What are we talkin', like in my pants?
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I mean in every way.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Seriously, smartest thing
I ever did was dump him for you.
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-I agree.
-And I did dump him.
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This Mary thing really bugs you,
doesn't it?
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They are so different. It's like a dog
dating a...
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a very religious duck.
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And what if it works out?
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Thanksgiving with him, Christmas with him,
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Easter with him helping CeeCee
looks look for eggs.
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I help CeeCee look for eggs!
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And you are very good at it.
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Connor?
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No, I will not take your survey.
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Of course I'm a Republican!
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I met your new beau the other night.
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-Nice lookin' fella.
-He is not my beau, we're just friends.
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A beau is just a friend you want to boink.
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-Mom.
-Boink is as G-rated as I can make it!
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Well, that is not happenin'.
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Why not? I like him.
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There is one reason right there.
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Well, he likes you.
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He hasn't even asked me out.
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Well, if he did, would you go?
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I don't know. It's... complicated.
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Oh, honey, listen to me.
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This is your life
and you've gotta do what makes you happy.
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Even if it makes everyone else miserable?
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Everybody else
can just go boink themselves.
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Glad you came back.
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This, uh, this book's a real page-turner,
gotta see how it ends.
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So, I heard you met my mother.
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She's a piece of work.
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She's a piece of somethin'.
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-I think she was flirtin' with me.
-Oh, she was.
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Hey, y'all.
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What are you two doin' here?
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Well, it's Bible study,
I thought everyone was welcome.
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Georgie.
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Told you she wouldn't buy it.
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Fine,
I'm here to keep an eye on this clown.
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This is not the place.
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It's okay, Mary, he's just being
protective. He's a good son.
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Oh, drop it. I ain't that good a son.
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-Yeah, he did forget her birthday.
-Thank you.
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If I'm causing problems, I can leave.
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Yeah, take you a cookie and get.
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No, you are here for the right reasons.
They can go.
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The right reasons? You're just usin' God
to get at my mother.
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Look, I never thought I'd be
at a Bible study, not sober anyhow.
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But, uh, your mother saw something good
in me that I couldn't see in myself.
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Oh, well, that doesn't mean anything,
she sees the good in everybody.
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-Except your mom.
-Trying to make a point!
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If I'm being honest, yes,
I am interested in Mary.
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Told you.
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But I'm more interested in trying to be
a better person.
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See? He is on a righteous path.
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How are you so gullible?
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Okay, that is enough.
You two need to leave.
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Fine,
but you better not make a move on her.
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Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior.
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To heck with that. Fred,
would you like to have dinner with me?
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No, he wouldn't.
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I would love to.
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You two start datin',
CeeCee's never coming over here again.
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-Okay, Georgie, hang on.
-I'm serious.
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That's the kinda decision she's making,
I don't trust her with our daughter.
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You are using CeeCee to control me?
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You're picking him over your own family.
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Okay, there is the door,
you know how to use it.
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Okay, I think this just got
a little out of hand-
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-I ain't foolin' around, I mean it.
-So do I! Go!
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Come on.
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Okay, everyone everybody
please gather around
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and open your our Bibles to Proverbs 10:1.
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-Hello?
-It's me, made it to Lubbock.
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Oh, thank God.
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Honey, I know
I wasn't thrilled with this trip,
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but I am really proud of you.
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I'm glad
you're out there living your life.
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I sure am.
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So, how's it going? Tell me everything.
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Oh, where to begin...
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