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Now if you'll turn to the earnings report.
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Ain't it a little early for numbers?
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Hey, you agreed
to a monthly partner's meeting.
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I didn't agree, I got outvoted.
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Does she really got to be here?
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Let's put it to a vote. Yes.
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-Abuela?
-Yes.
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Another tough loss for you.
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Let's just move on.
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Is he always this grumpy?
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Yeah, he's always grumpy in the morning.
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Am not!
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Well, only 'cause it's seven AM.
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This was the only time Abuela
was available.
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She don't work.
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No, but she has water aerobics at eight,
so let's keep this moving.
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-What's next?
-You tell us your plan to get new clients.
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-Who said I have a plan?
-It's on the agenda.
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You knew I wasn't gonna read that
when you gave it to me.
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Maybe he can't read.
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What did she say?
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She's excited to hear your ideas.
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Fine. You want an idea?
I join the Medford Springs Country Club.
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Why?
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A lot of deals get made there.
Good place to meet potential clients.
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-You play golf?
-No, but I can learn.
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The ball is just sitting there waiting
for you to hit it. How hard can it be?
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Let me get this straight.
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You want to use company money
so you can hang out at a country club?
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Where I'll make more company money.
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-Abuela?
-No.
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I can get you in anytime you want to use
the pool, the steam room, Jacuzzi.
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Sí.
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Tough loss for you.
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So, Mandy, you ready to get back to work?
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Definitely. I feel bad leaving CeeCee.
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Oh, don't worry.
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She and I are gonna have so much fun,
she won't even know you're gone.
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Wow, you always know
just the wrong thing to say.
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I can show her your picture and tell her,
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"This is the lady
who picked work over you."
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Says the guy who never picked work
over anything.
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What can I say? I put family first.
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-Hey, y'all.
-Hey. What's with the golf clubs?
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My dad's old set.
I'm gonna learn how to play.
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-Why?
-Rich guys play golf.
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I'm gonna be a rich guy.
Ergo, I better get to it.
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-"Ergo"?
-It's a word.
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I know. I'm just surprised you know.
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if you want to learn to play golf,
I could teach you.
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-You play?
-It's been a while, but yes.
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Careful. She's a tough teacher.
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You were a lousy student!
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Bend your knees, straighten your arm,
loosen your grip, keep your head still,
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turn your hips, follow through.
Pick one, for God's sake.
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If you'd focused more on your lessons
instead of your outfits,
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you could have been great.
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Well, looking cute was important.
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I thought I was gonna meet
my future husband on the golf course.
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Instead, you met him at a laundromat.
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And I noticed her outfit.
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Head down, arms straight,
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feet shoulder-width apart.
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Don't overthink it.
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First time anyone's ever said that to me.
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Give it a try.
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You're swinging with your arms.
It's all about the hips.
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Here, watch mine.
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-I'd rather not.
-What's your problem?
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You're my mother-in-law. I-I like
to pretend you don't have hips.
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Don't be a baby. Watch.
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Dang.
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Did you see how I rotated my hips?
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The ones you don't have. Yes.
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-Give it a shot.
-Okay.
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Nice.
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That felt better. You're a good teacher.
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Well, thank you. You're a good student.
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Another thing no one's ever said.
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You really think joining a country club
is gonna help build your business?
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Oh, I've been charming the socks off folks
since kindergarten.
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Might as well aim my natural charisma
at people with money.
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Oh, my God. Just swing.
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All right. There you go.
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I knew this was gonna be easy.
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You think so?
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-Do it again.
-Okey dokey.
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-I don't see it.
-Look down.
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Found it.
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All right this time, swing slow,
keep your head down,
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your left arm straight
and try not to sway.
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-What's going on?
-I forgot everything after "swing slow."
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-I'm glad you had a good time.
-It was fun.
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I forgot how much I love the game.
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And Georgie actually took to it.
Unlike his wife.
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Look at you. A twenty-year-old grudge.
That's impressive.
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You know, I was thinking maybe we should
join the country club.
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You're kidding, right?
We're not country club people.
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-I am.
-What does that mean?
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Don't make me hurt your feelings.
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Why would I join? I don't even golf.
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Well, you're not too old to learn.
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No, but I'm too old to want to learn.
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It's not just golf.
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There's a swimming pool, tennis.
It's a good place to make new friends.
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No, I don't need new friends.
I already got plenty.
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Name them.
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We're not joining the country club.
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-Fine, I hear you.
-Thank you.
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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You're doing it anyway, aren't you?
-And you say you're too old to learn.
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So what'd you think?
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Well, I do like the idea of saying
"The club."
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Where are you going? The club.
Where are you eating? The club.
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What you having? Club sandwich.
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You know, a sandwich is fancy
when it's got a third piece of bread.
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So how much does it cost to join?
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Don't matter.
The whole thing's a tax write-off.
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And you know that for a fact?
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Well, I know I can write it off. If I get
away with it, is a different story.
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Well, it's probably good for my job, too.
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And for CeeCee. I could take her
to the pool, teach her to swim.
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-What?
-Just thinking.
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My dad taught me to swim by throwing me
in the deep end and saying, "Don't drown."
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-Yeah, we're not doing that.
-Good, 'cause I almost died.
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-Morning.
-Don't "mornin'" me.
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Anyone gonna ask why I'm mad?
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I'm sorry. What's up?
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Because of you,
Audrey wants to join some country club.
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What? No, the club was gonna be our thing.
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They can be members, too.
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But one of the perks of the club
is that they're not in it.
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-Morning.
-You look nice.
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Oh, thank you.
I'm gonna go check out the country club.
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Happy?
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Don't worry. You don't have to come.
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-We're gonna check it out, too.
-Oh, great. We can all go together.
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Happy?
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This is the dining room.
Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Great. Hey, what's your policy on guests?
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You know, like, business clients
or grandmothers of coworkers.
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Guests are welcome as long as
they're accompanied by a member.
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-So sign us up.
-Me as well.
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You two, I can take care of today.
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Mrs. McAllister, I'll need your husband
to come down and fill out the paperwork.
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He's not interested. It'll just be me.
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Oh, I-I'm-I'm sorry. Membership
is actually reserved for men.
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So, wait, I can't be a member?
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Well, as a spouse,
you'd be an auxiliary member.
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Auxiliary?
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That's a good word, huh?
Right up there with "ergo."
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You're gonna let this yokel
be a member and not me?
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Hey! I ain't no dang yokel.
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See?
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I'm sorry, ma'am. Men only.
It's club policy.
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That is outrageous. Amanda, let's go.
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Hold on. Do auxiliary members have access
to the pool, the steam room, and the bar?
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And childcare.
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See ya. Sign us up.
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-Since when do you watch wrestling?
-Georgie got me into it.
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What? I've been trying to get you
to watch football with me for years.
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Nobody hits anyone over the head
with a chair in football.
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Well, who cares? It's fake.
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Must you suck the joy out of everything?
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-It's not that big a deal.
-Of course it is. It is totally sexist.
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What's going on?
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The club won't let Mrs. McAllister
join without you.
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Men only. Can you believe it?
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-So Mandy can't join either?
-Oh, no, I'm in. My husband's a member.
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You are just loving this, aren't you?
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You called Georgie a yokel!
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Oh, please. It's one of the nicest things
I've called him.
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You know what? If it's so important to
you, I'll go down there and sign us up.
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Oh, my husband's gonna fix my problems.
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Thank God there's a man around to solve
everything for poor little me.
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That was the idea.
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Really? You're this guy now?
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You don't talk when someone's putting.
It's bad etiquette.
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-Etiquette?
-I golf, ergo, I say "etiquette."
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Can you even name one famous golfer?
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Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
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Happy Gilmore.
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Oh, and the guy
who invented lemonade and tea.
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-Arnold Palmer.
-Yep.
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I was thinking Shirley Temple,
but I knew that wasn't right.
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-Hey.
-I didn't think you were working today.
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-I needed to get out of the house.
-She's still mad?
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That we live in a sexist society where
men get everything? Nah, she's over it.
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You really need to belong
to that stupid place?
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Heck yeah. I went last night for a drink,
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ended up chatting with the guy
who owns the Chevy dealership.
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Really? That could be huge for us.
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-Still think I should quit?
-No, I guess it's a smart play.
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Ruben. We're out of toilet paper.
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Coming.
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Tell Mrs. McAllister
I have a woman partner. She'll like that.
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Okay, CeeCee's down. I'm off to work.
Ooh, that feels good to say.
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Well, it is nineteen-ninety-six,
when a woman can have it all.
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Except membership to a golf club.
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Hey, I'm just trying to be
a supportive wife.
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Fine. You're right,
it's incredibly unfair.
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So you'll quit?
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You know I would,
but it's good for Georgie's business,
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CeeCee can learn to swim.
Plus, they make incredible margaritas.
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-You are such a hypocrite.
-And that's what the margaritas are for.
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Oh, and by the way,
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you didn't care about women's rights
until you didn't get what you wanted.
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That is not true. I was the first girl
in my class to wear pants to high school.
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Oh, so brave.
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It was a big deal.
I got sent home to change!
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As you can see, we're not quite as big
as your last station.
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But we like to think of ourselves
as the scrappy underdogs.
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Well, I'm scrappy. You want me to chase
a tornado? I will chase a tornado!
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Short skirt. Lot of wind.
That'll get us some ratings.
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As a woman, I would never ask you
to exploit your sexuality.
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Thank you.
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But if you wanted to
I'd be very okay with it.
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And just so you know, at Channel 7,
I did do more than the weather.
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Sometimes I would go out in the field
and do on-location reporting.
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Well, we're always open to pitches.
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Okay, well since you asked, I do have
a couple. Uh, let's see...
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The adoption fair at the pound.
People love cute animals.
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A little soft.
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Yeah, no problem. I can do hard-hitting.
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Mad Cow Disease.
I don't fully know what it is,
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but I'm willing to eat a burger on-air
and find out.
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We're looking for a strong female angle.
That's why we brought you in.
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Where's that loose cannon
who said God was a woman?
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She is right here
and she will keep working on it.
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Actually, I did have one more idea.
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Hit me.
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Did you know that the country club in town
is men only?
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-Really?
-I know. And as a woman, I am outraged.
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Hey, there's my best girl.
235
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Yep, in the kitchen where I belong.
236
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,905
-That ain't what I meant.
-Then why am I the one always cooking?
237
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,575
Well, I'd have to guess it's evolution.
238
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Evolution?
239
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,747
Yeah, you know,
when cavewomen would get pregnant,
240
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they weren't running around
chasing wooly mammoths,
241
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,500
so they were in the caves cooking.
242
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Seriously? This is why you're incapable
of peeling a potato?
243
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Yep, evolution!
244
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Oh, come on, Audrey,
I'm not the bad guy here.
245
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No, you're Jim McAllister.
And I'm just your wife.
246
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-And that ain't true.
-The house is in your name.
247
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The car is in your name.
The bank account is in your name.
248
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,486
Well, that don't matter.
I'm not going anywhere.
249
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,572
Well, of course you're not going anywhere.
250
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,908
What if I want to go somewhere?
251
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,245
Where are you going?
252
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,249
That is not the point.
I just want to know that I can.
253
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,336
I couldn't even sign up
for a stupid golf club.
254
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,172
Do you know how small that makes me feel?
255
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,175
Yeah, that-that sucks. I'm sorry.
256
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,595
Thank you.
257
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,267
Anything I can do?
Maybe take you out for a nice dinner?
258
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,646
Why don't I take you out
a nice dinner?
259
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,524
Okay. Let me change my shirt.
260
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,279
Now I gotta buy him dinner.
Boy, I cannot win.
261
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,453
-Hello?
-In here.
262
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,164
Hey, what's up?
263
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,959
Mom and Dad went out to eat.
So I was just trying to figure out dinner.
264
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,210
What you thinking?
265
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,171
Your call. Lucky Charms or Golden Grahams?
266
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,675
Cereal for dinner? Maybe we are yokels.
267
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,804
-How was your first day?
-It was good. I really like my new boss.
268
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,347
Well, you should bring her to the club.
269
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,268
Funny enough, we are going tomorrow.
270
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,520
Well, I'll see you there.
I'm meeting a client.
271
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,564
Maybe you should take him somewhere else.
272
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,191
Why?
273
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Because I'm doing a story
on how sexist the club is.
274
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,072
You're kidding! They're gonna kick us out!
275
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,866
Look, it's not my fault. Okay?
276
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,326
She didn't like any of my other ideas,
so I had to pitch this one.
277
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,328
How is that not your fault?
278
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,873
Okay, if you're gonna attack me,
you can pour your own dinner.
279
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,918
-I was doing this for my business. For us.
-I know!
280
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,129
And you said it was gonna be good
for your job too.
281
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:07,216
-Well, as it turns out, it is!
-Oh, Mandy.
282
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,595
What? You married a loose cannon!
Sometimes it's gonna go off.
283
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,394
-How is everything?
-Delicious.
284
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,897
Excellent.
Can I get you another margarita?
285
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,150
Oh, I probably shouldn't.
I'm breaking a big story today.
286
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,528
-Ooh, exciting. About what?
-Oh, you'll see.
287
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,657
Excuse me, there's a gentleman in the
lobby with a camera. Says he's your guest?
288
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,577
Thank you. Actually,
I would love to introduce you.
289
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,703
Sure.
290
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,580
-Do I have anything in my teeth?
-No.
291
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,915
Great.
292
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,751
I'm really gonna miss this place.
293
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,637
This is Mandy McAllister coming to you
from the Medford Springs Country Club
294
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where in nineteen-ninety-six,
295
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,100
their policy still prohibits women
from becoming members.
296
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I know I was shocked too.
297
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,191
Sure they have a beautiful golf course,
and excellent facilities,
298
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,070
and delicious margaritas with just
the right amount of salt on the rim.
299
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,449
But that doesn't make up for their sexist,
antiquated rules,
300
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,035
which is why I'm calling on all the women
out there.
301
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,247
If change is gonna happen,
it has to start at home.
302
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,124
If we don't get what we want,
they don't get what they want.
303
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,878
That's right, no membership for us,
no sex for them.
304
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,005
No membership, no sex.
305
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,592
No membership, no sex.
Say it with me, sisters.
306
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,428
No membership, no sex.
No membership--
307
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,597
What happened to just doing the weather?
308
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,599
No membership, no sex.
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