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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,660 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:10,330 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE BECCA. 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,700 - I HAVE SOME NEWS. 4 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:13,530 - YEAH, ME TOO. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,270 - ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET YOUR BROTHER? 6 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,570 - MY BROTHER? 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,340 - HEY, EVERYONE. 8 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:20,340 - LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO LIMIT YOUR SEXUAL EXPLORATION, 9 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:22,140 BUT YOU GOT TO LAY OFF THE HOOKERS 10 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:23,140 BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL. 11 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:24,340 - YOU NEED TO START DEALING 12 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:28,210 WITH SOME REAL, LIVE WOMEN ONE-ON-ONE. 13 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,580 - HI. 14 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,220 UH, HI, PR--PRETTY LADY. 15 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:34,080 - I ASSUME THAT THE OFFER STILL STANDS. 16 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,350 - ARE YOU IN? 17 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:36,550 - YES, I'M IN. 18 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:38,190 - OH! 19 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,760 - I HAVE AN IDEA. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT? 20 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,830 - NO, I'M GONNA DO IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO. 21 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:44,330 - I'M GETTING MARRIED. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 22 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,430 - YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOT A LOT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, IS THERE? 23 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,700 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - ANY MORE THAN THIS? 24 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:50,570 - I CANNOT, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, 25 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,700 ENDORSE THIS SHIT, BECCA. - WE'RE DOING IT IN NEW YORK. 26 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:55,640 YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT OR NOT-- TOTALLY UP TO YOU. 27 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:58,340 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU MAKE ME FUCKING MISERABLE ABOUT IT. 28 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,220 - I CAN PAY YOU. WHAT IF I PAY YOU? 29 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,620 - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 30 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:13,520 - YES, BUT I'M AN ASSHOLE WHO LOVES YOU 31 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,390 SOMETHING FIERCE, BABY. - I KNOW. 32 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,860 - I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 33 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:18,460 - I KNOW THAT TOO. 34 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,860 - WHICH IS WHY IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GET EXCITED 35 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,370 WHEN YOU'RE G-GETTING-- [gags] 36 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,240 [chokes] 37 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:26,770 MARRIED. 38 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,610 - I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. 39 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,240 - YOU'RE NOT? - NO, IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 40 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,880 - IT'S NOT? IT'S NOT! 41 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:35,550 OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE WITH ME. 42 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:38,650 BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOU, THAT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS. 43 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,220 - THERE'S NO POINT IN ME GETTING MARRIED, EVER. 44 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,520 - WELL, NOW--NOW, THAT'S A WEE BIT EXTREME. 45 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,760 YOU COULD WAIT TILL, LIKE, 30 OR 35. 46 00:01:48,790 --> 00:01:50,660 YOU KNOW, YOUR 20s AND EARLY 30s 47 00:01:50,690 --> 00:01:53,160 ARE GONNA BE AN ENDLESS PROCESSION OF DOUCHE BAGS-- 48 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,500 TRUST ME, BUT JUST HANG TIGHT. 49 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,170 - THERE'S NO WAY I'LL EVER BE ABLE 50 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,840 TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP. 51 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:01,910 - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? - BECAUSE OF YOU. 52 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:05,410 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUSTAIN A RELATIONSHIP? 53 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,810 YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME, YOU SAY YOU LOVE MOM, 54 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,910 BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHEN YOU ONLY EVER LET US DOWN? 55 00:02:10,950 --> 00:02:15,520 I'M MY FATHER'S DAUGHTER. 56 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:16,850 - BECCA! 57 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:20,790 [gasps] 58 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,530 - YOU ALL RIGHT, BUDDY? 59 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,660 - I'M FINE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 60 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:26,600 - MARCY AND I HAD A FIGHT. 61 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,730 SHE'S GONNA SLEEP WITH STU TOMORROW. 62 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:31,340 CAN I SLEEP HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT? 63 00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:49,190 - SHH. 64 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,720 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:54,760 --> 00:03:02,730 * 66 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,010 HEY. WHERE IS SHE? 67 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,470 - GONE. 68 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:45,880 - GONE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GONE? 69 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:47,280 - WELL, SHE LEFT FOR NEW YORK THIS MORNING. 70 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,480 SHE'S GONE TO MEET HIS PARENTS. 71 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:49,680 - MEET HIS PARENTS? - YEAH. 72 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,880 - JESUS CHRIST, KAREN. 73 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:52,750 THIS IS MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT. 74 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:54,920 - WELL, WHAT PART OF "DAD, I'M GETTING MARRIED" 75 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:57,290 DID YOU NOT THINK WAS SERIOUS? - THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. 76 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,690 IT'S LIKE THE SETUP TO SOME HORRIBLE PRACTICAL JOKE. 77 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,630 YOU KNOW, I-I KEEP ON EXPECTING ASHTON KUTCHER 78 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,760 TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE--HE'S NOT IN YOUR BATHROOM, IS HE? 79 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,530 ARE YOU FUCKING ASHTON KUTCHER, KAREN? 80 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,900 YOU MIGHT NEED THESE. - THEY'RE HAVING THE CEREMONY 81 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,770 AT HIS PARENTS' HOUSE THIS WEEKEND. 82 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,440 - OH, NO, THAT IS-- THAT IS CRAZY. 83 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,640 - MM-HMM. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 84 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,370 - NO, THAT'S NOT NORMAL. 85 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:17,810 THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 86 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,310 - OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO-- 87 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:20,780 LIKE, PRETEND IT'S NOT HAPPENING? 88 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:21,980 - YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 89 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:23,810 - WELL, LOOK AT THE CHOICES WE MADE. 90 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,850 - MM-HMM. - WE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED. 91 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,420 WE WERE TOO COOL AND, YOU KNOW, TOO BOHEMIAN FOR THAT SHIT. 92 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:29,690 AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT US. 93 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,660 HOW COOL ARE WE RIGHT NOW? 94 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,060 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR HER-- 95 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,990 OUR LIFE, OUR RIDICULOUS FUCKING STORY? 96 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:39,800 - NO, KAREN, I SEE NO REASON TO DENIGRATE OUR BEAUTIFUL STORY. 97 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,570 AND I HAVE EVERY REASON IN THE WORLD 98 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,870 TO BE MAD ABOUT THE MOST RECENT TURN OF EVENTS HERE. 99 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,740 - WHERE IS THAT GONNA GET YOU? - I DON'T KNOW! 100 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,700 IT JUST FEELS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD RIGHT NOW--THAT'S ALL. 101 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:49,740 - OKAY, WELL, STAY ANGRY, THEN, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 102 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:52,080 YOU'RE WAY TOO FUCKING OLD TO BE DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING 103 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,680 INTO DOING THE RIGHT THING. 104 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,410 - HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT THING? 105 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:56,810 - BECAUSE SHE'S OUR KID, AND SHE FUCKING NEEDS US, 106 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,850 AND THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. 107 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,950 - YES, YES, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S THE POINT--SHE'S A KID 108 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,720 AND SHE'S BEHAVING LIKE A FUCKING KID. 109 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,990 [cell phone rings] WHAT? 110 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,820 - YOU JUST GONNA LET IT RING? 111 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,890 WHO IS IT-- JULIA? 112 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,430 - ASHTON. - JULIA? 113 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,730 - KUTCHER. - GREAT. OKAY. 114 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,960 - IT'S ANTON KIRCHNER. 115 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,600 - DEAL WITH IT. DEAL WITH IT, HANK. 116 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:17,370 JUST FUCKING DEAL WITH SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE. 117 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,840 I'M LEAVING TONIGHT, AND I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED. 118 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,700 - SHOULDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS SOME MORE? 119 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:23,440 - WE'RE DONE TALKING. I'M ALL ABOUT THE DOING, OKAY? 120 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,010 - HELLO? 121 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,580 JULIA, JUST SLOW DOWN. 122 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:27,980 JESUS CHRIST. - I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 123 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,650 - OH, FUCK. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AGAIN? 124 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:40,590 - LOOKING HOT, MARCY. HOT. 125 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,890 - THANKS. - YEAH. 126 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,060 I GUESS YOU WANT TO LOOK YOUR BEST WHEN SOMEBODY'S PAYING 127 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:47,130 A MILLION BUCKS TO FUCK YOU, RIGHT? 128 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,870 MAKES SENSE. WAY TO GO! 129 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:51,130 IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT RIGHT. 130 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,040 GET IT FUCKING DONE! 131 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,740 WHOO-HOO! 132 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:56,140 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHY 133 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:57,870 I DIDN'T WANT YOU IN THE HOUSE TODAY. 134 00:05:57,910 --> 00:05:59,180 - OH, OH, RIGHT. 135 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,040 SO I WOULDN'T SEE YOU, RIGHT? 136 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,550 THAT'S SWEET-- 137 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,150 LIKE A BRIDE ON HER WEDDING DAY, HUH? 138 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,820 LIKE THAT? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? 139 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,480 - CHARLIE. 140 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,890 - MAYBE I GOT SOMETHING GOING ON TODAY TOO. 141 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,420 YEAH, MAYBE I'M GONNA GET FUCKED TODAY. 142 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:14,020 WHOO-HOO! - WILL YOU STOP WHOO-HOOING? 143 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:16,890 AND I TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 144 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:19,760 AND YOU BETTER NOT FUCK ANYONE IN MY HOUSE. 145 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,160 - IT WAS MY HOUSE FIRST, YOU KNOW. 146 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,770 AND I FUCKED A LOT OF LADIES HERE. 147 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,100 A LOT--102, IN FACT, TO BE PRECISE. 148 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:27,640 YEP, I FUCKED 'EM HERE, RIGHT ON THIS CHAIR. 149 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:29,170 I FUCKED 'EM THERE. I FUCKED 'EM THERE. 150 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:30,910 I FUCKED 'EM ON THE COUNTER. 151 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,980 I EVEN FUCKED 'EM BENT OVER THIS CHAIR RIGHT HERE-- 152 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,210 YOUR FAVORITE SPOT. 153 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,980 BLOOP-- I SLIPPED RIGHT IN. 154 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:37,550 IT WAS NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 155 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:39,550 - GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. MM. 156 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:41,990 GOOD FOR YOU. 157 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,050 WE'RE GONNA LAUGH ABOUT THIS ONE DAY, YOU KNOW? 158 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:47,190 - OH, YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? - I LOVE YOU. 159 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,460 I'M SURE ABOUT THAT. 160 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:55,530 YOU BETTER FUCKING SAY IT BACK. 161 00:06:55,570 --> 00:06:58,740 - [mumbling] I LOVE YOU TOO. 162 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:01,870 - YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A FUCKING ORGASM. 163 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:04,840 - I'LL DO MY BEST. 164 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,020 - I'M SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, LEVON. 165 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:16,820 - THAT HURTS MY FUCKING FEELINGS, MOM. 166 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,960 YOU DAMAGE MY SELF-ESTEEM WHEN YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT. 167 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,690 - YOU THINK IT'S OKAY IF I SLAP HIM SILLY? 168 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,960 - WE DON'T HIT IN THIS FAMILY, HANK. 169 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:23,730 - YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD. - TRY IT. 170 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,630 I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, MOTHERFUCKER! 171 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:28,700 - THINK I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER. 172 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,870 - NOW YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD. 173 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,270 - AND YOU OWE ME A SHIT TON OF MONEY. 174 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,900 - I'M GOOD FOR IT. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 175 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:34,700 YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED. - WHICH IS WHY I WAS 176 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:36,510 SEEKING COMFORT IN THE ARMS OF A STREETWALKER, OKAY? 177 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,740 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIT WAS ILLEGAL. 178 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,910 - REALLY? - I MEAN, I GUESS I KNEW, 179 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,850 BUT I THOUGHT COPS ALWAYS LOOKED THE OTHER WAY. 180 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,710 LESSON LEARNED. - THIS IS SERIOUSLY UNHEALTHY. 181 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,250 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND YOU BACK TO DR. LAWSON. 182 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,650 - WHO'S DR. LAWSON? - HIS THERAPIST. 183 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:50,020 - WHY'D HE STOP? 184 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:51,290 - 'CAUSE I FUCKING HEALED MYSELF. 185 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,890 - OH, YOU DID? GOOD JOB. - YEAH. 186 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,860 - I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW! - NICE JOB. 187 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:56,790 - SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 188 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:58,800 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 189 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,260 - I KNOW. JUST LET ME SEE IF I CAN END IT, ALL RIGHT? 190 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,270 - BYE, MOM. 191 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,670 - COME HERE. - AH! 192 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:09,310 - HELLO? - OH, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 193 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:12,740 - WINSTON, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO HOPE AND LOVE. 194 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,810 - HOPE AND LOVE. OH. 195 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,280 PLEASE, COME IN, COME IN, COME IN. 196 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:17,750 YES, ENJOY. 197 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,150 MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. THERE'S SHRIMP-- 198 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:21,020 CRUSTACEANS TO ENJOY ON THE TABLE. 199 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:22,820 - YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME. 200 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,320 - OH, WELL, THANK YOU. THAT'S A VERY NICE THING TO SAY. 201 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:25,820 - HOPE'S ALL YOURS. 202 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:27,620 I WANT LOVE. - OKAY. 203 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:29,560 - IT'S EASY FOR ME TO REMEMBER THAT WAY-- 204 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:32,630 LIKE, "BEND OVER, LOVE. DON'T ORPHAN ME BALLS, LOVE." 205 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,230 IT ROLLS OF THE TONGUE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 206 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,970 - WHATEVER YOU SAY, KRULL, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 207 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,900 - YOU FEELING OKAY ABOUT THIS? 208 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:39,900 - [exhales deeply] HMM? 209 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,670 OH, YEAH, JUST--J-- 210 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,240 I THINK IT'S JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. 211 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:45,110 - YEAH. 212 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:47,980 SHE'S A SURE THING, MATE. ENJOY. 213 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,950 SHE'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A GOOD ASS-LICKING IF YOU LIKE. 214 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:54,580 AFTER A BIT OF EXERCISE, IT'S QUITE NICE. 215 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,190 WHAT? 216 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,620 DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRIED IT, PAL, ALL RIGHT? 217 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:05,700 - NO MORE HOOKERS. YOU HEAR ME? 218 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,800 - FINE. I'M FUCKING BROKE ANYWAY. 219 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,670 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. - I KNOW. 220 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,270 I'M A FUCKING CRIMINAL NOW-- I GET IT. 221 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,940 - IT'S NOT ABOUT BREAKING THE LAW EITHER. 222 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,240 YOU NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING APPROACHING 223 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:17,210 A REAL HUMAN RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE. 224 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,080 YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP PAYING FOR BODY PARTS. 225 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,810 - YEAH, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 226 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,680 YOU'RE A HANDSOME GUY WITH A GREAT FUCKING BODY. 227 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,950 - WHY, THANK YOU. 228 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,250 - I'M IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE RIGHT NOW, 229 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,680 BUT MY LOOKS ARE A SERIOUS PROBLEM. 230 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,150 AND I SWEAT WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. 231 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,750 GIRLS DON'T LIKE CLAMMY HANDS ON THEIR TITS. 232 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,690 THAT'S A FACT. - [sighs] 233 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,730 HEY, ISN'T THAT THAT GIRL FROM THAT TIME? REMEMBER? 234 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,730 - OH, YEAH, THE ONE WHO WANTED A PHOTO WITH YOU 235 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,360 BECAUSE YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR FUCKING YOUR STUDENTS? 236 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,960 YEAH, THAT MADE ME FEEL AWESOME. 237 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,300 GOOD TIMES, DAD. - YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. 238 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,830 SHE'S ALL BY HER LONESOME OVER THERE. 239 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,230 GO ON. - SHE'S NOT REALLY MY TYPE. 240 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,640 - YOU DON'T HAVE A TYPE. 241 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,970 - SURE I DO. EVERYONE HAS A TYPE. 242 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,970 - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T. 243 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,640 YOU SHOULD BE OPEN 244 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,880 TO ANYTHING WITH A COUPLE "X" CHROMOSOMES, DUDE. 245 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:55,880 - SHIT, SHE'S STARING RIGHT AT ME. 246 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,110 WHAT DO I DO? - [mockingly] AAH! 247 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,720 WAVE AT HER. 248 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,120 NO, NOT LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. 249 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:01,790 COME HERE. COME WITH ME. 250 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:04,050 LOOK, SOMEWHERE INSIDE YOU 251 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:06,060 IS THE COURAGE TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. 252 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:08,120 NOW REACH IN AND GRAB IT. - OKAY. 253 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,860 - BE FUNNY, BE CHARMING, BE BOLD, MOTHERFUCKER. 254 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,930 HEY, HEY. - WHAT'S UP, PROF? 255 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,030 - NOTHING MUCH, FORMER STUDENT... 256 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:18,300 WHOSE NAME I CAN'T RECALL AT THIS TIME. 257 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,870 APOLOGIES. YOU REMEMBER LEVON. 258 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,010 - YEAH, YOU'RE THE ACTOR GUY, RIGHT? 259 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,670 - NOT REALLY, NO. - YEAH. 260 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,870 - OW. 261 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:27,340 OKAY, ASPIRING ACTOR, YES. - RIGHT. 262 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:29,310 - YOU'RE TARA, RIGHT? 263 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,310 - YOU REMEMBERED. - YEAH. 264 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:33,420 I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THIS CHICK NAMED SARA. 265 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:36,050 SHE WAS RETARDED. 266 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:39,020 SORRY. I GUESS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT ANYMORE, 267 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,830 BUT SHE WAS SERIOUSLY MENTALLY HANDICAPPED, 268 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,230 LIKE, REALLY FUCKING TWEAKED. 269 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,030 ALL THE KIDS MADE FUN OF HER AND SHIT. 270 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,960 I DIDN'T BECAUSE I ALWAYS FELT PRETTY RETARDED MYSELF. 271 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,030 THAT'S HOW I REMEMBERED. 272 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:52,900 SARA, TARA--NOT THAT YOU'RE RETARDED OR TWEAKED OR ANYTHING. 273 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,710 - THANK YOU. 274 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,940 - [sighs] 275 00:10:57,970 --> 00:10:59,780 NO, YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. 276 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,010 YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY, 277 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,450 AND NOT IN A GENERIC WAY, LIKE, 278 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,350 "OH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY, DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?" 279 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,920 YOU'RE, LIKE, UNIQUELY PRETTY. 280 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,220 LIKE, THERE'S PROBABLY NO OTHER GIRL 281 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,850 IN THE WORLD WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 282 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,120 AND YOU'VE GOT THIS REALLY COOL VIBE. 283 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:13,090 YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD-- 284 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,320 NOT IN A CREEPY "MY WIENER FEELS WEIRD" KIND OF WAY. 285 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,490 LIKE, HAPPY GOOD. 286 00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:20,500 IT MAKES ME WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 287 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:23,900 WOULD YOU HAVE A DRINK WITH ME, TARA? 288 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,010 - SURE, LEVON. 289 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,480 I'LL HAVE MY OWN, BUT SURE. - OKAY. 290 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:35,110 - I'M JUST GONNA RUN TO THE RESTROOM REAL QUICK, OKAY? 291 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:39,280 - HEY, IF YOU DON'T COME BACK, IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 292 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,150 - I'LL BE BACK, LEVON. I PROMISE. 293 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,850 - COOL. 294 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:46,160 WATCH OUT FOR THE TOILET PAPER. 295 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:49,430 - SHH. - IT'S ROUGH STUFF. 296 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:56,530 POW, POW, POW. [laughs] 297 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,130 I LIKE HOW SHE SAYS MY NAME. 298 00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,170 - THAT'S THE WAY IT STARTS, MY FRIEND. 299 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,910 YOU DID GOOD. - THANKS. 300 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,240 - HERE, DRINKS ARE ON ME. 301 00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,970 TRY TO MAKE IT TO DINNER, OKAY? 302 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,780 - DUDE, IF I CAN GET HER TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME, 303 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,980 I CAN PROBABLY BANG HER OUTRIGHT-- 304 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,150 - NO BANGING. - NO BANGING? 305 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,110 - JUST TALKING, ALL RIGHT? 306 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:12,380 - WHAT ABOUT FINGERING? 307 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,550 - I WILL BREAK THAT FINGER RIGHT OFF. 308 00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,320 - [yelps] - JUST ENJOY HER. 309 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:18,520 AND LET HER ENJOY YOU, OKAY? ALL RIGHT? 310 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,390 TRY NOT TO FART. 311 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:21,990 I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? 312 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,530 - I DO. AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO, DAD. 313 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,460 - GOOD. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 314 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,330 - HAVING A DAD IS FUCKING AWESOME. 315 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,170 - DON'T CRY. HERE SHE COMES. 316 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,300 I'M AROUND IF YOU NEED ME. 317 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:34,140 CALL ME. TITTY TWISTER. - OW. 318 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,440 - YOU'RE BACK. 319 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:38,040 HEY. - I JUST NEED ONE OF THOSE. 320 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:40,410 - DIRTY OLD GAME THEY CALL POOL, HUH? 321 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,550 - YEAH, SHOW ME YOUR BEST. 322 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,410 - OKAY. OH, RIGHT THERE. - THE WHITE ONE'S THE CUE BALL. 323 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:49,450 - I'LL BE THE STRIPES. [billiard balls clack] 324 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,090 [door opens] - HEY. 325 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,330 I THINK HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. - WHERE IS HE? 326 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,230 - HE'S WITH A GIRL. - ALONE? 327 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,430 - NO, HE'S IN A BAR, 328 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,070 JUST LIKE US ONCE UPON A TIME. 329 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,900 - DID YOU PAY HER? - NOT A DIME. 330 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,840 NO, HE DID IT ALL HIMSELF. - OH, THAT'S GOOD. 331 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,300 - YEAH. 332 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,040 - I HOPE HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS PENIS OUT. 333 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,610 - I HOPE HE DOES... AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME. 334 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:16,450 NO, SERIOUSLY, JULIA, I THINK HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 335 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,180 I REALLY DO. 336 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,620 NO, HONESTLY, GETTING TO KNOW HIM, JUST-- 337 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,490 HE'S BEEN MAYBE 338 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,950 THE MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE OF MY ADULT LIFE. 339 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,920 - MM. 340 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,330 - THANK YOU. 341 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,860 - I KNOW THE FEELING. 342 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:33,830 - YEAH. - THANK YOU. 343 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,340 - WAIT. HOLD ON. 344 00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:44,270 - DON'T YOU FUCKING COCK-BLOCK YOURSELF. 345 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,880 - NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO DO THIS RIGHT. 346 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,540 - YOU MEAN, LIKE, WITH PROTECTION? 347 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,480 I THINK I HAVE CONDOMS SOMEWHERE. 348 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,650 - NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER... 349 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,350 TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 350 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,150 - I LIKE DINNER. 351 00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,390 - YOU LIKE DINNER? - MM-HMM. 352 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,650 - ALL RIGHT, THAT SETTLES IT, THEN. 353 00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:01,360 - OKAY. - WE'RE ON, ALL RIGHT. 354 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:04,030 OH, WEAR YOUR BEST DRESS. LEAVE THOSE UNDERWEAR AT HOME. 355 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,300 [both laugh] 356 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,640 - KRULLER, LOOKING GOOD. 357 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,240 - HELLO, HANK. 358 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,180 - WHERE'S BALDO? - HE'S IN THE GUEST ROOM. 359 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,980 - SAY HELLO TO LOVE. 360 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,320 - HELLO, LOVE. - HELLO. 361 00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,050 - AS YOU WERE. - ALL RIGHT. 362 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,250 - [moans] - THAT'S IT. 363 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,390 - YEAH? - YEAH. 364 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,020 - OOH. 365 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,660 - OH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 366 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,060 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 367 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,660 - WHY IN MY BEDROOM? 368 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:39,030 - I CAN'T FUCK ANOTHER WOMAN IN MY MARITAL BED, HANK. 369 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,260 THAT'S SICK. - CLASS UP THE ASS, RUNKS-- 370 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,130 CLASS UP THE FUCKING ASS. 371 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,470 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 372 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,040 THIS SHIT IS NEVER WORTH IT-- NO DISRESPECT, MILADY. 373 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,940 YOU ARE A WORK OF ART. - THANK YOU. 374 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,540 - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, HANK. - YEAH, HE COULDN'T GET IT UP. 375 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,180 I DID EVERYTHING I COULD. 376 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:57,010 IT WAS LIKE NIBBLING ON A PIECE OF STRING CHEESE. 377 00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:58,710 IT'S REALLY MAKING ME QUESTION MY CHOSEN CAREER PATH. 378 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,550 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT YOU. 379 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,950 BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD CONSIDER GOING BACK TO LAW SCHOOL. 380 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,690 - IT'S DEFINITELY NOT YOU. 381 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,420 THIS KID IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS, 382 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,560 BUT YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 383 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,190 NOW, THIS IS GREAT NEWS, RUNKS. 384 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,430 PUT YOUR LIMP DICK AWAY, GET IN YOUR GIRLY CAR, 385 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,160 AND DRIVE UP TO STU'S POSTHASTE. 386 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,430 YOU GOT TO PUT AN END TO THIS SHIT. 387 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,200 YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. YOU ARE WELCOME. 388 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,040 - SHE PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKED HIM, HANK-- 389 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,570 TWICE, THREE TIMES. - FOUR TIMES A LADY. 390 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,040 YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TRY. 391 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,570 NOW BE BOLD, YOU FUCKING NINNY. 392 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:27,180 THERE YOU GO. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. 393 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,210 YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DRAGGED YOU OUT OF THE RIVER. 394 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,110 - I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT, 395 00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:33,180 BUT WE COULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME FOR LUNCH MAYBE, 396 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,450 WITH MY WIFE OR NOT. 397 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,250 WE'LL SEE. WE'LL SEE. 398 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:39,390 - UM, HEY, WOULD YOU MIND IF I PRACTICE ON YOU? 399 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,090 - PRACTICE WHAT? - SEX. 400 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,590 - OH... - THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, KRULL. 401 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:44,590 - THAT IS TEMPTING. 402 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:47,060 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE ALREADY TURNED DOWN SEX ONCE TODAY, 403 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,600 AND I THINK I CAN DO IT AGAIN. 404 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,100 - ARE YOU SURE? 405 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,200 - YEAH. - AW. 406 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,240 - NO. - NO? 407 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:55,000 - YEAH. NO. 408 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,210 YES. 409 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,610 NO. 410 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,480 YES. BE GONE, HARLOT. 411 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,180 I'VE GOT WRITING TO DO. 412 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,980 AND GET YOUR ASS BACK IN SCHOOL. 413 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:15,090 - WE HAVE DONE IT ALL, MARCY. - [sighs] 414 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,490 - WE SWAM. WE PLAYED TENNIS. WE HAD LUNCH. 415 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:20,230 WE MEDITATED. WE DID SOME YOGA. WE HAD MASSAGES. 416 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,630 THE ONLY THINGS WE HAVEN'T DONE IS FUCK! 417 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:26,400 MY BALLS ARE SO SWOLLEN RIGHT NOW. 418 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,310 - [clears throat] - PLEASE... 419 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,310 [sighs] TAKE ME IN YOUR MOUTH. 420 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,110 - WHAT? 421 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:36,110 THE CONTRACT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BLOW JOBS, STU. 422 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,550 INTERCOURSE ONLY. 423 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,150 - HEY, HEY, BLOW JOBS ARE IMPLIED. 424 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,550 - GET A BETTER LAWYER. 425 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,050 - OKAY, FINE. 426 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,790 IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I PENETRATE YOU, THEN? 427 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,520 - I JUST FEEL SO WEIRD ABOUT ALL THIS. 428 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,430 - WELL, OF COURSE IT'S WEIRD. 429 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,460 IT'S LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE. 430 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,070 I MEAN, ONCE BIG DADDY ENTERS THE RAIN FOREST, 431 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,530 ALL WILL BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD. 432 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,170 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 433 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,070 I HAVE TO CHECK AND SEE IF THE MONEY TRANSFERRED. 434 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,670 - YOU DON'T TRUST ME! - WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU? 435 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,580 YOU'RE A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON, STU. 436 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,410 - YOU GO AHEAD AND CHECK. I HAVE TO PEE. 437 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,610 DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO URINATE 438 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:14,450 WITH AN ERECTION THIS SIZE? 439 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:29,230 - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? 440 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:41,480 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 441 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:44,710 - OH. UM... 442 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,450 THIS IS QUITE EMBARRASSING. 443 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,490 - NOT TO MENTION REALLY FUCKING CREEPY. 444 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,760 - YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT AS CREEPY AS YOU MAY THINK. 445 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:56,760 SHE IS MY LOVING TRIBUTE TO YOU. 446 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,530 ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL? 447 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,330 - SHE'S A FUCK DOLL, STU. 448 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,630 - SHE'S AN EXPENSIVE FUCK DOLL-- 15 LARGE. 449 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:06,800 BUT... 450 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,340 BUT SHE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 451 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,480 SHE'S A WOMAN, JUST LIKE YOU. 452 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:16,410 AND I HAVE MADE LOVE TO HER, JUST LIKE I MADE LOVE TO YOU. 453 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,350 WANT ME TO SHOW YOU? 454 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,780 - OH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. THIS IS TOO FUCKING WEIRD. 455 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,420 YOU NEED HELP, STU. 456 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,790 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. MARCY, MARCY. NO, NO! NO. 457 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,620 DON'T--DON'T GO. DON'T GO. 458 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,260 LOOK, I PAID YOU A MILLION DOLLARS 459 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,690 SO I COULD FUCK YOU, WOMAN. 460 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,700 THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS LET ME FUCK YOU. 461 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,500 COME HERE. 462 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,660 NO, DON'T FIGHT IT. - OH, OH. 463 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,830 - DON'T FIGHT IT. 464 00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:39,240 I WILL PEPPER YOU WITH KISSES, 465 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:41,300 AND YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT IT IS LIKE-- 466 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,810 - WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA RAPE ME NOW? 467 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,510 - OH, COME ON, MARCY! 468 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,240 HOW MANY RAPE GAMES HAVE WE PLAYED? 469 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,240 REQUESTED BY YOU, NO LESS. 470 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,710 - THOSE ARE GAMES, STU! "NO" MEANS "NO," YOU KNOW! 471 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,520 - OH, OH, GOD. - OW! 472 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:54,380 - IS THAT THE SAFE WORD? 473 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,690 - DON'T DO IT, MARCY! 474 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,420 - OH! 475 00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:00,460 - OH, MY GOD. 476 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:02,260 I WAS TOTALLY HOPING THAT YOU WOULD MAKE 477 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:03,830 SOME LAME ATTEMPT TO RESCUE ME. 478 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,430 - AM I TOO LATE? DID YOU GUYS ALREADY FUCK? 479 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,830 - NO! 480 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,200 - I COULDN'T DO IT! 481 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,530 - THAT IS FANTASTIC NEWS! 482 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,440 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL DAY? 483 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,270 - EVERYTHING BUT. 484 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,340 - YOU MEAN, LIKE, ANAL? 485 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:19,280 - NO, HE DIDN'T EVEN FINGER ME. 486 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,740 - I DIDN'T. 487 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,610 - AND THINGS GOT SO WEIRD 488 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:26,580 BECAUSE I FOUND THAT FUCKING SEX-DOLL THING OVER THERE--ME. 489 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,550 - SOLID. I'D THROW A SHOT INTO HER. 490 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,590 - UH, LOOK, GUYS, YOU KNOW, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY 491 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,960 A REALLY TERRIBLE IDEA. 492 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,990 UH, LOOK... 493 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,230 I AM SORRY I MESSED WITH YOU GUYS' MARRIAGE. 494 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,360 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK, 495 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,230 WE CALL IT EVEN? - FINE. 496 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,700 LET'S GO, RUNKS. 497 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,370 - NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 498 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,840 FUCK YOU, STU. WE'RE KEEPING THE MONEY. 499 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,970 - HEY! THE HELL YOU ARE, RUNKLE! 500 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,640 A MILLION BUCKS IS STILL A MILLION BUCKS. 501 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,310 - HEY, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, STU. 502 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,610 YOU FUCKED WITH OUR MARRIAGE. 503 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,580 I COULD SUE YOU FOR ALIENATION OF AFFECTION. 504 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,650 - YEAH, AND YOU WOULD LOSE, MOTHERFUCKER. 505 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,450 - MAYBE, BUT I COULD STILL LEAK A STORY 506 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,450 ABOUT A FREAKY, WASHED-UP PRODUCER 507 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,650 WHO'S INTO PROSTITUTES AND SEX DOLLS. 508 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,990 - I'M NOT WASHED-UP. 509 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,460 - YOU TRY ME, STU. 510 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,860 I WILL FUCK YOU UP! 511 00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:10,330 I WILL MAKE YOU EAT ALL OF MY BALLS. 512 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,600 - YOU ARE GETTING SOME FUCKING TEETH AT LAST, RUNKLE! 513 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,730 GOOD FOR YOU! 514 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,370 LISTEN, I REALIZE I HAVE SINNED. 515 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,000 THE MONEY IS MY PENANCE. 516 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,540 I'M SORRY, GUYS. 517 00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,770 WHATEVER I DID, I DID OUT OF LOVE. 518 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,740 IT JUST FUCKS WITH A MAN'S HEAD. 519 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:30,680 [sobbing] I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 520 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:33,550 I'M SORRY. 521 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:36,650 MMM, MMM, MMM. 522 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,490 [continues sobbing] 523 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,490 [Foo Fighters' These Days] 524 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:46,030 - * ONE OF THE DAYS, THE GROUND WILL DROP * 525 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:50,630 * OUT FROM BENEATH YOUR FEET 526 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:54,370 * 527 00:20:54,400 --> 00:21:00,410 * ONE OF THE DAYS, YOUR HEART WILL STOP * 528 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:06,420 * AND PLAY ITS FINAL BEAT 529 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,050 - LET ME GUESS. 530 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,550 YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE? 531 00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:12,960 - YEAH. 532 00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,060 - ME TOO. 533 00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,960 FUCKING GUY. 534 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:20,560 - FUCKING GUY. 535 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,730 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GO? 536 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:27,100 - DO YOU WANT TO GO? - NO, NO FUCKING WAY. 537 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:31,070 - THEN STAY. 538 00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:33,310 - ALL RIGHT. 539 00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,750 - [laughs] - YEAH. 540 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:41,080 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 541 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,490 FUNNY RUNNING INTO YOU HERE. - [laughs] 542 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:51,730 * 543 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:57,830 * ONE OF THESE DAYS, THE CLOCKS WILL STOP * 544 00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:03,110 * AND TIME WON'T MEAN A THING 545 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:05,970 * 546 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:12,110 * ONE OF THESE DAYS, THEIR BOMBS WILL DROP * 547 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:17,450 * AND SILENCE EVERYTHING 548 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:20,920 * 549 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,660 * BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT 550 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:26,460 * YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT 551 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,130 [engine sputters] 552 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,500 * SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT 553 00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:31,770 - FUCK. 554 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,470 - * EASY FOR YOU TO SAY 555 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,070 - GOOD-BYE, OLD GIRL. 556 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:41,740 - * YOUR PRIDE HAS NEVER BEEN STOLEN * 557 00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:44,050 * NOT YET, NOT YET 558 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,880 * ONE OF THESE DAYS 559 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,780 KAREN. 560 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:51,420 I MADE IT. 561 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,020 - HEY, G-GOOD FOR YOU. 562 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:56,090 - OUR BABY'S GETTING MARRIED. 563 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,760 - WHAT DO YOU WANT-- 564 00:22:57,790 --> 00:23:00,030 LIKE, A PAT ON THE BACK FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING? 565 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:03,830 - COME ON, A LITTLE POSITIVE AFFIRMATION NEVER HURT ANYONE. 566 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:05,900 - OKAY, IT'S GOOD. 567 00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:07,640 - DON'T ASK. 568 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,070 - OH, COME ON, PLEASE? - NO. 569 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,710 - I NEED TO SIT NEXT TO THIS WOMAN. 570 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:11,970 - NO, YOU DON'T. HE DOESN'T. 571 00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:13,640 - GOOD. MOVE IT ALONG. 572 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,940 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. KAREN, THAT'S FINE. 573 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,910 BUT--BUT I WROTE YOU SOMETHING, 574 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,780 BECAUSE EVERY TIME I OPEN MY MOUTH, 575 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:21,450 SOMETHING STUPID COMES OUT, 576 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,090 AND THE WORDS DON'T MEAN WHAT I WANT THEM TO MEAN, 577 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,090 NOT EVEN HALF OF WHAT I WANT THEM TO MEAN, SO... 578 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,520 HERE. 579 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,660 - OKAY, THANK YOU. 580 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,190 - GO AHEAD. 581 00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:32,800 - HANK, I'M TIRED OF READING YOU. 582 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:34,460 - SERIOUSLY? 583 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,100 I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR. 584 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,970 HA HA. OKAY, WELL, THAT JUST MEANS 585 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,700 I'M GONNA HAVE TO READ IT TO YOU... 586 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,140 - NO. - OUT LOUD! 587 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,540 - HANK, STOP IT. DON'T BE STUPID-- 588 00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:44,610 - "DEAR KAREN." 589 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,810 THAT'S HOW IT STARTS. 590 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,940 - GOD, I'M SORRY. 591 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,210 - "I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT US." 592 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,880 THAT'S US WITH A CAPITAL "U". 593 00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:52,080 "THE STORY OF US. 594 00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:54,620 "HOW THE FUCK DO I SUM IT UP? 595 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,550 "HAS IT BEEN PERFECT? 596 00:23:56,590 --> 00:23:57,890 "HARDLY. 597 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,690 "ANY STORY WITH ME AT THE CENTER OF IT 598 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,260 "WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING LESS THAN A BIG, SMILING MESS. 599 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:05,260 "BUT HERE'S WHAT I KNOW FOR SURE. 600 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:07,100 "OUR TIME IN THE SUN HAS BEEN A THING 601 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:09,700 "OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEAUTY. 602 00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:13,640 "THE NIGHTMARES, THE HANGOVERS, THE FUCKING AND THE PUNCHING, 603 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:16,100 "THE GORGEOUS, SHIMMERING INSANITY OF THIS CITY OF OURS, 604 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:20,510 "WHERE FOR YEARS I WOKE UP, FUCKED UP, SAID I WAS SORRY, 605 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:22,780 "PASSED OUT, AND DID IT ALL OVER AGAIN. 606 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:27,720 "AS A WRITER, I'M A SUCKER FOR HAPPY ENDINGS. 607 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,250 "THE GUY GETS THE GIRL. 608 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,120 "SHE SAVES HIM FROM HIMSELF-- FADE TO FUCKING BLACK. 609 00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:34,020 "AS A GUY WHO LOVES A GIRL, 610 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,660 "I REALIZE THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 611 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:38,530 "THERE'S NO SUNSET. 612 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,030 "THERE'S JUST NOW, AND THERE'S JUST THE TWO OF US, 613 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:46,270 "WHICH CAN BE SCARY FUCKING UGLY SOMETIMES. 614 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,940 "BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES 615 00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:50,210 "AND LISTEN FOR THE WHISPER OF YOUR HEART, 616 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,080 "IF YOU SIMPLY KEEP TRYING AND NEVER, EVER GIVE UP, 617 00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:56,910 "NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET IT WRONG, 618 00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:59,010 "UNTIL THE BEGINNING AND END 619 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:03,950 "BLUR INTO SOMETHING CALLED 'UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN.'" 620 00:25:03,990 --> 00:25:06,150 AND THAT'S--THAT'S IT. 621 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:10,160 I-I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FINISH IT... 622 00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:11,890 BECAUSE IT'S NOT OVER. 623 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:14,760 IT'LL NEVER BE OVER AS LONG AS THERE'S YOU, 624 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,830 THERE'S ME, AND THERE'S HOPE... 625 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:21,940 AND GRACE. 626 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:23,940 - UH, EXCUSE ME. 627 00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:27,610 YOU CAN SIT NEXT TO ME IF YOU WANT. 628 00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:30,850 - OH, FINE. 629 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,050 TAKE THE FUCKING SEAT. 630 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,320 - THANK YOU. 631 00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:40,560 - IT'S A MIDDLE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 632 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:50,200 - THAT HASN'T NECESSARILY WON ME OVER. 633 00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:53,070 - OH, I-- NO, OF COURSE NOT. 634 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,040 [plane engines whirring] 635 00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:03,280 - * ROCKET MAN 636 00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:06,080 - TILL THE FUCKING WHEELS COME OFF, BABY. 637 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:09,250 - * ROCKET MAN 638 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,690 [echoing] * ROCKET MAN 639 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:21,130 * SHE PACKED MY BAGS LAST NIGHT PREFLIGHT * 640 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,600 * ZERO HOUR, 9:00 A.M. 641 00:26:27,870 --> 00:26:32,780 * AND I'M GONNA BE HIGH 642 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:35,840 * AS A KITE BY THEN 643 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:41,380 * 644 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:45,320 * I MISS THE EARTH SO MUCH, I MISS MY WIFE * 645 00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:49,260 * 646 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:52,930 * IT'S LONELY OUT IN SPACE 647 00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:00,300 * ON SUCH A TIMELESS FLIGHT 648 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:08,310 * 649 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:12,210 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 650 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:15,680 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 651 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,690 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 652 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,460 * OH, NO, NO, NO 653 00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:25,290 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 654 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:30,770 * ROCKET MAN BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 655 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:35,440 * 656 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:40,210 * MARS AIN'T THE KIND OF PLACE TO RAISE YOUR KIDS * 657 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,480 * 658 00:27:43,510 --> 00:27:46,180 * IN FACT, IT'S COLD AS HELL 659 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:49,220 * 660 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:54,820 * AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO RAISE THEM * 661 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:57,190 * IF YOU DID 662 00:27:57,230 --> 00:28:03,130 * 663 00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:07,370 * AND ALL THIS SCIENCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND * 664 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:14,480 * IT'S JUST MY JOB FIVE DAYS A WEEK * 665 00:28:14,510 --> 00:28:21,850 * A ROCKET MAN 666 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,750 * ROCKET MAN 667 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:30,030 * 668 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:33,430 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 669 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:37,100 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 670 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:40,100 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 671 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,840 * OH, NO, NO, NO 672 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:46,270 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 673 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:53,250 * ROCKET MAN BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 674 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,120 - * ROCKET MAN 675 00:28:57,150 --> 00:29:00,420 - * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 676 00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:04,130 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 677 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,930 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 678 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,800 * OH, NO, NO, NO 679 00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:13,440 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 680 00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:19,070 * ROCKET MAN BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 681 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,780 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 48860

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