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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,830 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:11,130 - OH, HI. - PLEASE STAY. 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,560 WE NEED TO GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,260 I MEAN, OUR PATHS ARE GONNA BE CROSSING. 5 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:16,530 - WOW, THIS IS SO GREAT. 6 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:20,540 - HE WOULD PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO SLEEP WITH YOU? 7 00:00:20,570 --> 00:00:24,270 - WELL, CONSIDER THIS A SIGNING BONUS, 10% UP FRONT. 8 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:25,480 - THIS KIND OF CASH COULD GET US 9 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:27,540 OUT OF ALL OF OUR IMMEDIATE DEBT. 10 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:28,850 - I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT BECCA. 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,480 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT LEVON? 12 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:31,680 - WHEN IS SHE GETTING BACK? - IN A FEW WEEKS. 13 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,420 - IN A FEW WEEKS, THEN. - YOU GUYS 14 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,580 AREN'T TOGETHER, RIGHT? - WHOA. 15 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,150 - YOU KNOW, I ASKED HIM ABOUT JULIA. 16 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:37,590 HE SAID HE WASN'T INVOLVED WITH HER. 17 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,360 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE WAS INSIDE OF HER, SO... 18 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:41,430 - WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 19 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,290 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. 20 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,460 IT'S LIKE THE WORLD'S FUCKING GREATEST LOVE STORY. 21 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,100 - HANK, I LOVE YOU, 22 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,100 BUT I CAN'T BE WITH YOU. 23 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:52,700 - * COME ON, PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP * 24 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:54,700 * COME ON, PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP * 25 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:57,570 [tires screech on TV] 26 00:00:57,610 --> 00:00:59,310 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, COME ON * 27 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:02,310 - KILLING BAD GUYS IS MY BUSINESS, 28 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:05,320 AND BUSINESS IS [bleep] CRACKING. 29 00:01:05,350 --> 00:01:07,220 [gunshot] 30 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,590 - * PUT YOUR HANDS UP 31 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:12,360 * EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY * 32 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:14,490 [TV turns off] 33 00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:21,370 - OH. - OH. 34 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,900 - OH. 35 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:24,870 HOW WAS IT? - [sighs] 36 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,340 - IT WASN'T VERY GOOD, WAS IT? 37 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,810 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, MOM? 38 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,140 IT SUCKED. HARD. 39 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,640 I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN WORK FOR THAT SHOW. 40 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,610 I DESERVE WAY BETTER. - [sighs] 41 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,750 - I HOPE YOUR EPISODE'S BETTER THAN THAT FUCKING ATROCITY. 42 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:39,350 - CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. 43 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:41,150 - WHATEVER. 44 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:44,350 GOING TO BED. - GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY. 45 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:45,420 - LOVE YOU. - NIGHT. 46 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,390 LOVE YOU. 47 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,230 [door closes] 48 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:58,670 - HI. [giggles] 49 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,370 - HI. 50 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,270 - WE HAVEN'T BEEN ALONE TOGETHER IN A LONG TIME. 51 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,510 - WHICH EXPLAINS WHY MY WIENER 52 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,180 FEELS SO WEIRD RIGHT NOW. 53 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,450 - MM. 54 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,480 MMM. 55 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:25,260 - MOM. [record scratches] 56 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,660 - WHAT, HONEY? 57 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:29,530 - IS IT COOL IF I... 58 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:31,800 - WHAT? - [mumbles] 59 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,970 - WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING? - I DON'T KNOW. 60 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,810 - CAN I SLEEP IN THE ANNEX? - OH. 61 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,840 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ANNEX? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING? 62 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,680 - THIS IS MY LOVEY. IT'S LIKE MY FAVORITE BLANKET. 63 00:02:42,710 --> 00:02:44,610 I'VE HAD IT SINCE I WAS A LITTLE FUCKING BABY. 64 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,950 - MM. 65 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,620 - WELL, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU NEED TO. 66 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:50,420 - I DO, I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE, 67 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,820 OUR FUTURE, ALL OF US. - WHY? 68 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:54,590 - SHOW'S GONNA GET CANCELED, DUDE, 69 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,330 SOONER RATHER THAN LATER, AND THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 70 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,900 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU JUST STICK A PIN IN THAT 71 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,500 AND GO OFF TO THE ANNEX AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 72 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,230 - OKAY. 73 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:06,240 - WHOA, THI--THIS IS THE ANNEX RIGHT HERE? 74 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,640 - MM-HMM. 75 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:11,840 - WHAT THE FUCK? YOU STILL BREAST-FEEDING TOO? 76 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,640 - I WISH. 77 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,780 THANKS, MOM. GOOD NIGHT. 78 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:20,320 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 79 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,720 - GOOD NIGHT. 80 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:24,720 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:32,700 * 82 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:07,800 [upbeat rock music] 83 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:15,810 * 84 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:20,310 - GATHER ROUND, PEOPLE. 85 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:23,550 GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. 86 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:30,920 YEAH, SO WE'RE CANCELED. - NO! 87 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:34,060 - ONE AND OUT. HOLY SHIT. 88 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:36,060 SORRY, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? 89 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,330 I GOTTA GO CALL GERSH. 90 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,060 [indistinct chatter] 91 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,670 - TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, WE'VE BEEN ASKED 92 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,100 TO SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION AND GO ON HIATUS. 93 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:46,800 - I MEAN, A HIATUS SOUNDS GOOD, YOU KNOW? 94 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,470 I MEAN, I COULD USE A BREAK FROM THIS FUCKING GRIND. 95 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,010 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE, LONG BREAK, 96 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,680 ALL RIGHT, HASHTAG? 97 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,450 LOOK. 98 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,850 WE THREW A PARTY. NOBODY SHOWED UP. 99 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,020 IT HAPPENS. 100 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,450 IT'S BEEN A BLAST. 101 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:04,090 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS HASN'T BEEN A BLAST. 102 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,760 THIS HAS BEEN A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS, 103 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:09,830 THANKFULLY A RELATIVELY SHORT PAIN IN THE ASS. 104 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,460 LEARN FROM THIS, PEOPLE, OKAY? 105 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,700 TAKE IT WITH YOU TO THE NEXT JOB, 106 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,430 AND APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE WHILE YOU HAVE IT, 107 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:19,370 BECAUSE USUALLY, IT ENDS JUST LIKE THIS. 108 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,610 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, ARE-- 109 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,970 AREN'T WE GONNA FIGHT THIS SHIT? 110 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,910 - NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGHT THIS SHIT, LEVON. 111 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:28,110 - THEY CAN'T JUST CANCEL OUR SHOW AFTER ONE FUCKING EPISODE. 112 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,510 - YO, THIS TUBBY MOTHERFUCKER IS SPEAKING THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW. 113 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,450 - AMERICA VOTED, HASHTAG. 114 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,650 THEY DON'T LIKE YOUR SHIT. 115 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,450 - [sighs] 116 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:36,850 THAT REALLY FUCKING HURTS MY FEELINGS, RATH. 117 00:05:36,890 --> 00:05:38,120 - OH, COME ON, MAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 118 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,590 HASHTAG, YOU'LL LIVE TO BUTCHER 119 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,020 SOMEONE ELSE'S DIALOGUE ANOTHER DAY. 120 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,490 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THIS BUSINESS OF SHOW-- 121 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:46,460 HOW MANY CHANCES WE GET TO FUCK IT UP ALL OVER AGAIN. 122 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,770 - UH...MANY. 123 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:53,640 - ALL RIGHT, I WILL BE IN MY OFFICE DRINKING 124 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:56,870 IF ANYONE WANTS TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 125 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:59,780 [indistinct chatter] 126 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:03,680 - I UNDERSTAND. 127 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:06,480 I'M SORRY, HANK. 128 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,950 - WHAT'S WRONG? 129 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:11,050 - [sighs] 130 00:06:11,090 --> 00:06:13,820 SANTA MONICA COP GOT CANCELED. 131 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,160 - LOVELY. 132 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:17,030 THERE GOES THAT PATHETIC FUCKING TRICKLE 133 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,160 OF A REVENUE STREAM. 134 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,900 - I AM SURE I CAN GET HANK 135 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:21,030 ON ANOTHER SHOW. 136 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,830 - OH, GOD, CHARLIE. 137 00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:26,770 I HAVE TO FUCK STU. 138 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,440 - [cries] 139 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,640 - I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING, BABY. 140 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:32,980 - [cries] 141 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,710 I'M CRYING BECAUSE I KNOW 142 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:37,510 YOU HAVE TO FUCK STU. 143 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:39,180 I'M CRYING BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PROVIDE 144 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:40,950 FOR YOU AND OUR SON. 145 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:43,990 I'M CRYING BECAUSE OUR LIFE IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC 146 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,960 RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION. 147 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,060 - SO NOW, IT'S MY TURN TO PROVIDE. 148 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:50,660 BIG FUCKING DEAL. 149 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:53,060 I JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND SCHTUP MY EX, 150 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,530 SO WE CAN MAKE THE RENT. 151 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,970 - [cries] 152 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,570 - THERE'S WORSE THINGS... I GUESS. 153 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,540 - I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF! 154 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,570 - DON'T KILL YOURSELF, BABY. 155 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:06,110 DON'T YOU THINK OUR SON HAS ENOUGH SHIT 156 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,810 TO DEAL WITH ABOUT HIS OLD MAN, 157 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,550 YOU'RE GONNA THROW IN PATERNAL SUICIDE TOO? 158 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,820 - THAT'S TRUE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 159 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,720 WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 160 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,020 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN STAY HERE 161 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:17,620 KNOWING YOU'RE OUT THERE FUCKING STU 162 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:19,990 WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF. 163 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,090 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 164 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:23,960 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT? - NO, I'M GONNA DO IT. 165 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:25,760 I'M GONNA DO IT, 166 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,930 BUT I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO. 167 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,870 - FUCK STU? 168 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,770 - NO, YOU IDIOT. FUCK SOMEONE ELSE. 169 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,710 IF YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE UNPLEASANTNESS 170 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,910 OF ME FUCKING STU, 171 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:43,850 I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT... 172 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,520 YOU SHOULD GET TO FUCK SOMEBODY ELSE TOO. 173 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,280 - REALLY? 174 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,290 - YES. 175 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,190 - I'M INTRIGUED. 176 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,560 CONTINUE, PLEASE. 177 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:58,600 - JUST ONCE, 178 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,130 AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT. 179 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,630 I'M SERIOUS. 180 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:05,870 YOU KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF. 181 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:10,310 - I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 182 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,740 I'M INCREDIBLY HARD RIGHT NOW. 183 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,640 - REALLY? 184 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,180 THAT'S FUNNY 185 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:20,880 BECAUSE I'M INCREDIBLY WET RIGHT NOW. 186 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,090 - ARE WE SICK PEOPLE? 187 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:26,160 - I THINK THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 188 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:28,060 SHOULD WE BONE? 189 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,930 - I THINK THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 190 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,030 - GOTTA MOVE FAST-- I LITERALLY HAVE TEN MINUTES 191 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:34,660 BEFORE I HAVE TO PICK UP STUART 192 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:37,200 AND GET HIM TO SPEECH THERAPY. 193 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:40,840 - [groans] 194 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:44,910 [playing upbeat tune] 195 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:46,780 - HEY. 196 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:49,280 - MAY I? - I INSIST. 197 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,790 - YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING UP 198 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:58,050 ALL THIS TELEVISION WRITING HOO-HA 199 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,660 AND GETTING BACK TO YOUR MUSIC? 200 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,120 - [chuckles] 201 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,790 FUCK THAT, THIS IS THE ONLY THING I HAVE 202 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:05,130 THAT'S ACTUALLY PURE. 203 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,200 YOU KNOW, THE SECOND YOU TRY 204 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:07,260 AND GET SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING, 205 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,730 IT LOSES ALL ITS MAGIC. 206 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:12,070 - WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. - MM-HMM. 207 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,340 - WHAT'S NEXT? 208 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,740 - I HAVE A DEAL WITH THE STUDIO. 209 00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:17,210 THEY'LL ASK ME TO STEP IN AND SAVE 210 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,210 SOME OTHER FUCKING DISASTER 211 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,110 OR--OR WRITE ANOTHER PILOT. 212 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,350 SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT YEAR, YOU KNOW. 213 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,350 GOTTA KEEP THE POOL HEATED, RIGHT? 214 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,080 - SO MY SON CAN DEFILE IT SOME MORE? 215 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,990 - [laughs] YEAH. 216 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:33,220 THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHAT'S NEXT FOR HANK MOODY? 217 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,820 - FUCK IF I KNOW, MAN. 218 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,230 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO 219 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,760 WORK ON ANOTHER SHOW. 220 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,960 - YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? 221 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,260 - NO, YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 222 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:44,100 IT'S JUST A WASTE OF WHAT YOU HAVE. 223 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,770 I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE A SHOW OF YOUR OWN. 224 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,370 - WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT I-- 225 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,010 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D WRITE ABOUT. 226 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,280 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT COPS OR LAWYERS OR DOCTORS. 227 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,980 - NO, NO, NO, NO, FUCK THAT SHIT. 228 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:58,250 WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO KNOW. WRITE ABOUT YOU. 229 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,650 WRITE ABOUT YOUR FUCKED-UP FRIENDS. 230 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,990 WRITE ABOUT YOUR KIDS, THE ONES YOU KNOW ABOUT. 231 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,860 WRITE ABOUT KAREN. - AND JULIA. 232 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,390 - WRITE ABOUT JULIA. 233 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:09,760 JUST LEAVE A LITTLE ROOM IN THERE 234 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:11,130 FOR SOMEONE TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL HER AWAY. 235 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,260 - AH. 236 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:15,030 - JUST A LITTLE. - [chuckles] 237 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,900 - THINK ABOUT IT. 238 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,340 - I WILL. 239 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,340 [Cheap Trick's Surrender] 240 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:32,320 * 241 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:40,160 - * MOTHER TOLD ME, YES, SHE TOLD ME * 242 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:43,030 * I'D MEET GIRLS LIKE YOU * 243 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,330 * SHE ALSO TOLD ME 244 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,460 * "STAY AWAY, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW * 245 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,300 * WHAT YOU'LL CATCH" 246 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:52,940 * JUST THE OTHER DAY 247 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:57,370 * I HEARD A SOLDIER'S FALLING OFF * 248 00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:00,310 * SOME INDONESIAN JUNK 249 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,050 * THAT'S GOING ROUND 250 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,050 - HEY, PRETTY LADY. 251 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,920 - HEY THERE, SAILOR. 252 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,390 - CHARLIE. - LISA. 253 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,990 [clears throat] 254 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:15,260 WHAT'S THE MATTER, CHARLIE? YOU SEEM A LITTLE NERVOUS. 255 00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:17,930 - I AM, I AM, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS, YEAH, 256 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,330 MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD BE. 257 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,860 - AW, WHAT'S THERE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT? 258 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,130 YOU'RE JUST A GUY TALKING TO A GIRL. 259 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:24,830 - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH. 260 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:26,800 CAN I--CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? - SURE. 261 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,370 I LIKE DRINKS. - KRULL? 262 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,840 [knocks on bar] WHATEVER THE LADY WOULD LIKE. 263 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:34,110 - THE LADY WANTS A JAGER SHOT. 264 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,110 - UH, SAME FOR THE GENTLEMAN, I GUESS. 265 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:42,020 - * FATHER SAYS, "YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT * 266 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:46,860 * SHE'S REALLY UP ON THINGS" * 267 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,830 - MMM. [sniffs] 268 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,260 - * MOMMY SERVED IN THE WACs IN THE PHILIPPINES * 269 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:53,500 - MMM. - [grunts] 270 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:58,330 - MMM. - [gags] 271 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,370 - MARRIED? - [sighs] 272 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:08,280 THIS OLD THING. [both laugh] 273 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,980 YEAH, WE HAVE KIND OF AN ARRANGEMENT, YEAH. 274 00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:13,020 - THAT'S COOL. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 275 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:16,550 - RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON. 276 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,550 - SO WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 277 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:22,990 - OH, UH, A LIAISON, PERHAPS? 278 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,990 - OH, LIAISON. 279 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,460 - I KNOW A CHEAP LITTLE MOTEL CLOSE BY. 280 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,800 - REALLY? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? - DO? 281 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,800 - TO ME IN A CHEAP HOTEL? - OH, OH. 282 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,200 TO YOU, WELL, YOU KNOW, FIRST, I WOULD KISS YOU. 283 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,540 - NO KISSING. NOT HOT, NOT FOR A LIAISON. 284 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,580 - NO KISSING. OKAY. 285 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:43,880 I-I WOULD-- I WOULD FONDLE YOUR BOOBS-- 286 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,280 - [sighs] - RIGHT? 287 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,580 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW-- AND THEN, I WOULD MAYBE-- 288 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,820 MAYBE GET A SENSE OF YOUR ASS, YOU KNOW? 289 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:53,490 AND THEN, I SUPPOSE MY PENIS WOULD MAKE AN APPEARANCE. 290 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,160 TA-DA. [both laugh] 291 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,830 YEAH? I WOULD PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 292 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,290 AND THEN I MIGHT TAKE IT OUT AGAIN. 293 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,060 MAYBE I WOULD SLAP YOU ON THE FOREHEAD WITH IT, 294 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,170 JUST A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, JUST FOR FUN. 295 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,430 JUST FOR FUN. - WOW. 296 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:04,900 YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE BIRDIE, CHARLIE. 297 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,170 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA, LISA. 298 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,940 - REALLY? WHAT ELSE? I LIKE THIS GAME. 299 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,910 - OKAY, I WOULD PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS. 300 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,310 I WOULD TEAR OFF YOUR PANTIES AND STUFF 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH. 301 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:13,980 - NICE. 302 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,440 - I WOULD WRAP THE PHONE CORD AROUND YOUR NECK. 303 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,980 NOT TOO HARD, OF COURSE. - OH, OF COURSE. 304 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,220 - I WOULD LIKE TO, YOU KNOW-- - ROUGH IS FUN. 305 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:23,190 - HOLY SHIT. [both laugh] 306 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,920 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MAY JUST BE MY SEXUAL SOUL MATE. 307 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,260 - OH, THAT'S SWEET. 308 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:29,130 - AND THEN, I WOULD TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND. 309 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,330 I WOULD FUCKING-- OH, NO, NO, NO, SCRATCH THAT. 310 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,600 NOT FROM BEHIND, NO, BECAUSE THAT'S-- 311 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:33,600 YOU KNOW, IT GETS ME GOING TOO MUCH. 312 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,330 IT'S TOO GOOD. 313 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,600 YEAH, IT'S LIKE TWO SECONDS, AND I'D BE DONE. 314 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,330 - OH, NO, WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT. 315 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:39,600 - NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 316 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,940 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE SOMETHING FOR YOU 317 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,140 THAT I LIKE TO CALL "LA RUNKLE." 318 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,410 COME HERE, COME HERE, STAND UP. 319 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,010 LOOK AT THIS. - OKAY. 320 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,510 - I FIND THAT IF I MOVE IN LITTLE CIRCLES, 321 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,350 IT KEEPS ME IN THE GAME FAR LONGER, FAR LONGER. 322 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,950 THIS SIMPLE CHANGE FROM THIS TO THAT, 323 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:58,990 AND IT MAKES ME LAST A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 324 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,260 - [chuckles] - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 325 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:04,390 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 326 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:09,500 - MM. [snickers] 327 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,530 WHO'S THE CLOWN? - OH. 328 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,900 THIS IS CHARLIE. 329 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,170 CHARLIE, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND MACK. 330 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,670 UM, CHARLIE WAS JUST DESCRIBING WHAT HE'D LIKE TO DO TO ME 331 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:20,010 IN A CHEAP MOTEL. 332 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,680 - OH, YEAH? 333 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:24,410 WANNA KNOW WHAT I'D DO TO YOU IN A CHEAP MOTEL, CHARLIE? 334 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,450 OR EVEN IN A BAR? 335 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,580 - [grunts] - [chuckles] 336 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,320 - COME ON, DIRTY GIRL. LET'S GET NAKED. 337 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:33,590 - * BUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAY * 338 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:37,060 * SURRENDER, SURRENDER 339 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,260 * BUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAY * 340 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,930 - WHAT'S UP, HARPO? - YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 341 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,330 YOU GOT A GREAT FUCKING BODY, SERIOUSLY. 342 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,470 - THANKS? 343 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,000 - YEAH, I WISH THE APPLE FELL 344 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,570 A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE BUSH ON THAT ONE. 345 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,670 - THAT'S NOT-- - HOW DO I-- 346 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,010 HOW DO I GET ABS LIKE THAT? 347 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,570 - I WOULD START BY LAYING OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA. 348 00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:53,410 - YEAH, LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 349 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,680 THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, DAD. 350 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,550 I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA AND MOVIE NIGHT. 351 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,710 JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED, YOU KNOW? 352 00:14:58,750 --> 00:14:59,720 SO WHAT IF I'M UNEMPLOYED NOW? 353 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,550 - WELL, I TALKED TO RATH, 354 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,620 AND HE'S GONNA LET YOU STAY ON FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN. 355 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,150 - YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT? 356 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,590 - THEN YOU GO OUT, AND YOU GET ANOTHER JOB. 357 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,090 - YEAH, BUT HOW AM I JUST GONNA LUCK 358 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,590 INTO ANOTHER JOB LIKE I DID WITH THIS ONE? 359 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,490 - WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T LUCK INTO ANOTHER JOB. 360 00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:14,360 MAYBE YOU ACTUALLY GO OUT AND YOU FIND ONE. 361 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,300 - MM, YEAH, THAT'S--THAT'S NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR ME. 362 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,700 - I'M GONNA THROW SOME CLOTHES ON. 363 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,040 - HURRY UP, DUDE. PIZZA'S GONNA GET COLD. 364 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,410 [sighs] 365 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,250 FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. 366 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,120 [doorbell rings] 367 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,180 MOM? THANK GOD. 368 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:38,220 YOU GOTTA HELP ME. 369 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,590 OH, MY GOD. HI. 370 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,460 - HI. - YOU'RE--YOU'RE BECCA. 371 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:49,000 - YES, I AM. AND YOU ARE... 372 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,770 - LEVON. I'M--I'M LEVON. HI! 373 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,340 - NICE TO MEET YOU, LEVON. 374 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,070 - YOU SAID MY NAME RIGHT. 375 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,770 - IS THAT UNUSUAL? - YEAH. 376 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,540 I'M SORRY, DID YOU-- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 377 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,750 - NO. 378 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,280 - YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME? SHIT. 379 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,480 - I'M LOOKING FOR MY FATHER. 380 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,250 - YEAH, HE'S-- HE'S GETTING DRESSED. 381 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,520 - WHERE'S CHARLIE AND MARCY? 382 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,560 - I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE WEIRD. 383 00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,220 - YEAH, THEY ARE. 384 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,490 - YOU'RE A LOT HOTTER THAN YOUR PICTURES. 385 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:17,790 - THANKS? 386 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:21,030 - UM, I'M SORRY. THAT'S WEIRD. 387 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,370 BUT YOUR MOM'S TOTALLY HOT, MAKES SENSE. 388 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,030 - YOU KNOW MY MOM? - YEAH, SHE'S COOL. 389 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,370 SUPER MILFY. WHERE IS SHE? 390 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,640 - PARKING THE CAR. 391 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,270 SO HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FATHER? 392 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:33,080 - LET'S GET THIS PIZZA-MOVIE NIGHT STARTED. 393 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,650 [chuckles] - [laughs] 394 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,710 - SWEETIE. 395 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,050 OH. [groans] 396 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,680 [grunts] 397 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,190 - [laughs] 398 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,720 - OH. 399 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,260 [laughs] 400 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:51,530 - SO I MET YOUR STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND. 401 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,200 - YEAH. 402 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,130 ABOUT MY STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND... 403 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,530 - WILL YOU JUST TELL HER ALREADY? 404 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,600 THE SUSPENSE IS FUCKING KILLING ME HERE, DUDE. 405 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,670 - TELL ME WHAT? 406 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,210 - I-I HAVE SOME NEWS. 407 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,710 - YEAH, ME TOO. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 408 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,340 - GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? 409 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:07,410 - NO, YOU FIRST, DUDE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 410 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,810 I WANNA GIVE HER A FUCKING HUG ALREADY. 411 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,580 [groans] 412 00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:13,280 - WHY? 413 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,750 - CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? 414 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:20,160 YOU'RE EMBARRASSED OF ME. I FUCKING KNEW IT. 415 00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:21,560 - I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT 416 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,590 OVER THE PHONE. 417 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,290 - HEY, I GOT THREE BOTTLES. I HOPE IT'S ENOUGH. 418 00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,500 I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DRINK. 419 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:30,870 HOLY SHIT. IS THIS BECCA? 420 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,870 HOLY SHIT. OH, MY GOSH. 421 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,340 IT'S SO GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 422 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,570 OH. - WHO ARE YOU? 423 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:38,470 - I'M JULIA, LEVON'S MOM. 424 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:41,640 ARE YOU EXCITED TO MEET YOUR BROTHER? 425 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,080 - MY BROTHER? 426 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,490 - MISSUS, YOU BACK! 427 00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:01,360 - HI, IRMA. - YOU PUT PERFECT? 428 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,330 - IS HE IN? - YES, OF COURSE, HE'S IN. 429 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,140 - MARCY? 430 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,870 - HI, STU. - HI. 431 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,140 - HOW ARE YOU? 432 00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,340 - NEVER BETTER. - CAN WE TALK? 433 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,710 - OF COURSE. - ALONE. 434 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,750 - IRMA, YOU HEAR THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE. 435 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:23,650 BE GONE WITH YOU! - OH. [squeals] 436 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,650 - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MARCY? 437 00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:29,390 - UM, I ASSUME THAT THE OFFER STILL STANDS? 438 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:32,230 - WELL, OF COURSE IT D-- 439 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:35,160 DON'T TOY WITH ME, WOMAN. 440 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,370 ARE YOU IN? 441 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,770 - YES, I'M IN. - [laughs] 442 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,770 - OKAY. 443 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,940 LET'S DO IT. 444 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,640 YEAH. - HERE WE--COME ON. 445 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,440 - OH. OH. 446 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,380 OKAY. 447 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,850 [sighs] 448 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,190 [exhales] 449 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,650 - [mutters] 450 00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:01,720 SO JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. 451 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,830 - OKAY. 452 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:06,200 - AND IF YOU COULD INITIAL HERE... 453 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,300 - OKAY. - YEAH. 454 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,670 AND RIGHT THERE. - OKAY. 455 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,300 - AND WE ARE DONE. 456 00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:12,800 AND I'LL TAKE THAT. THANK YOU. 457 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,270 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S JUST-- 458 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,310 SHOULD WE DO THIS? LET'S DO THIS. 459 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,810 - WHAT? WHAT, NOW? - YEAH. 460 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,440 NOW, THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. 461 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,550 I MEAN, LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH. 462 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,480 NO OFFENSE. 463 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,680 - YEAH, LET-- LET'S JUST DO IT. 464 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,350 LET'S DO IT NOW. - YEAH. 465 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:32,360 - OKAY. 466 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:33,960 [sighs] 467 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,760 COME HERE. - OKAY. 468 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,730 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 469 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,300 OKAY. - I'VE MISSED YOU. 470 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,630 - OKAY. 471 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:45,430 AW. OKAY. 472 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:46,700 OH. 473 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,000 OH-- - [grunts] 474 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,510 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, STU. 475 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,310 MAYBE NOT NOW. - OW. 476 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,580 - I JUST--IT'S TOO MUCH. MY HEAD'S NOT IN THE GAME. 477 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,310 CAN WE JUST DO THIS TOMORROW? - ABSOLUTELY, DARLING. 478 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:59,850 ABSOLUTELY, IT WOULD GIVE ME MORE TIME TO PREPARE. 479 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,450 I NEED TO GROOM MYSELF, COULD USE A WAX. 480 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,790 DO YOU WANT TO-- 481 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:08,320 - TO WAX YOU BEFORE I FUCK YOU FOR MONEY? 482 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,330 NO, STU. GOD, NO. 483 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,730 - UNDERSTOOD. UNDERSTOOD. 484 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,330 SO TOMORROW. - OKAY. 485 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,900 OKAY. - TOMORROW. 486 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:19,600 I WILL ENTER YOU TOMORROW. 487 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,270 - YES, YOU WILL. - [laughs] 488 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,340 I CAN'T WAIT. - YES. 489 00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,540 GOOD TIMES. YEAH. 490 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,550 - GOOD TIMES. - OKAY. 491 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:32,850 MANANA. 492 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:39,590 - [laughs] 493 00:20:42,690 --> 00:20:43,660 [sighs] 494 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,660 [rock music] 495 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:54,670 * 496 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:15,390 TOMORROW, MY DEAR. 497 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:16,960 TONIGHT... 498 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,670 WE PRACTICE. 499 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,730 [groans] 500 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,940 UH-HUH. 501 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,870 [groans] 502 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,810 YEAH. 503 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,810 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S THE DADDY? 504 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,950 - SO YOU KNOCKED UP-- - JULIA. 505 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:41,420 - SORRY, SO YOU KNOCKED UP JULIA 506 00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:42,820 BEFORE YOU MET MOM? 507 00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:44,020 - OH, LET'S HOPE SO. 508 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,420 - OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, KAREN. COME ON. 509 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:47,720 - YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 510 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,890 DO YOU THINK HE WAS SLEEPING 511 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,690 WITH BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME? 512 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:52,560 - W--YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 513 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,000 IT'S HANK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 514 00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:55,030 - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 515 00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:58,430 - LADIES, I'M RIGHT HERE. 516 00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:02,470 YES, I IMPREGNATED JULIA JUST BEFORE I MET YOUR MOM. 517 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,610 - WHO YOU THEN QUICKLY IMPREGNATED. 518 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,110 - WHAT A FUCKING BALLER, HUH? 519 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:08,440 - HONEY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 520 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,450 - SORRY, JUST-- JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT LIGHT. 521 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,880 MY B, MY B. 522 00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:13,880 - HONEY, I KNOW THIS IS A REALLY SHITTY WAY 523 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,580 TO FIND OUT ABOUT SOMETHING SO HUGE, 524 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,020 AND I'M SORRY. 525 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:19,120 - I DON'T KNOW, GIVEN THE STORY OF MY LIFE, 526 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:21,860 THIS SEEMS PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE. 527 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,630 - YEAH. 528 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:27,600 SO WHERE--WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE, BECCA? 529 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,000 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 530 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,630 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I MEAN? 531 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,070 I HAVE A FUCKING SISTER. HOW COOL IS THAT? 532 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,140 YOU HAVE A FUCKING BROTHER. HOW COOL IS THAT? 533 00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:38,740 - I DON'T KNOW YET. 534 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,740 - YOU'RE SARCASTIC, JUST LIKE DAD. 535 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,810 I LOVE IT, I WANNA FUCKING PARTY WITH YOU, KID. 536 00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:45,150 - CAN YOU NOT CALL HIM THAT? 537 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,650 - BUT HE'S MY FATHER. 538 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,790 - HE'S MY FATHER. 539 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:53,020 - OKAY, SO HE'S OUR FATHER. DEAL WITH IT, BECCA. 540 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,760 - HEY, STOP BEING SUCH A DICK. 541 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,630 SHE'S JUST ABSORBING THE INFORMATION RIGHT NOW. 542 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,430 - I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA TAKE HER SIDE. 543 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,630 - I AM NOT SIDING WITH ANYONE. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 544 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,060 YOU LOVE HER MORE, DON'T YOU? 545 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,530 WHY WOULDN'T YOU? SHE'S YOUR REAL KID. 546 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,200 THAT'S YOUR REAL FAMILY. 547 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:07,800 WE'RE JUST THE DIRTY ONE-NIGHT STAND OF FAMILIES. 548 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,540 I'M A RETARD, AND MY MOM'S A SLUT. 549 00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:11,970 - HONEY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. BEHAVE YOURSELF. 550 00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:13,940 LOOK, HE'S JUST-- I'M SORRY, HE'S EMOTIONAL. 551 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,540 - HEY, HEY-- WILL YOU FOUR 552 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,810 PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO HANG MYSELF? 553 00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:20,180 - NO. YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. 554 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:23,450 YOU DON'T GET TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF. 555 00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:25,120 - NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT? - NO, THIS IS YOUR LIFE. 556 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:26,720 DEAL WITH IT. - YEAH. 557 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,820 THIS IS YOUR LIFE, HANK MOODY. DEAL WITH IT. 558 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,830 - IDEALING WITH IT. 559 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,100 HOW WAS YOUR TRIP, HONEY? 560 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:36,930 - IT WAS AMAZING, ACTUALLY. 561 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:38,470 - THAT'S FANTASTIC. 562 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,570 HOW WAS... 563 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,970 - NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE A DICK, DAD. 564 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:45,970 - [laughs] UP HIGH, SIS. 565 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:51,980 YOU'RE A LITTLE UPTIGHT. ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT? 566 00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:53,980 - I'M NOT--I'M NOT-- I'M NOT BEING A DICK. 567 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:57,550 I-I-SERIOUSLY, I-I DON'T REMEMBER THE GENTLEMAN'S NAME. 568 00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:59,820 - ROSS. - ROSCOE. 569 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:02,020 YEAH, ROSCOE. GOOD OL' ROSCOE. 570 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,130 DID HE BEHAVE HIMSELF? DID ROSCOE-- 571 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,690 - TREAD CAREFULLY, HANK. 572 00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:05,860 - WHY? WHAT? I DON'T--I DON'T GET IT. 573 00:24:05,890 --> 00:24:07,560 - BECCA HAS NEWS. 574 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,630 - YES, SHE SAID THAT EARLIER, THAT SHE HAD NEWS. 575 00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:11,770 - NOW'S NOT THE TIME, MOM. 576 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,270 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 577 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,600 - NO, NO, NO, NOW IS THE TIME. 578 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,740 I JUST CAME CLEAN. YOUR TURN. 579 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,580 - I'M GETTING MARRIED. - WOW. 580 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,110 - CONGRATULATIONS. - UH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 581 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:28,720 - I AM, DAD. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 582 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,590 - YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOT A LOT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, IS THERE? 583 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,920 BESIDES, DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL 584 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,760 AT THE MOMENT, JUGGLING YOUR TWO FAMILIES? 585 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:36,590 - BECCA, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 586 00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:39,600 - ANY MORE THAN THIS? - I LOVE WEDDINGS. 587 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:44,070 I MEAN, BROTHER OF THE BRIDE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 588 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,070 I'M INVITED, RIGHT? 'CAUSE I'LL TOTALLY COME. 589 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,540 - HONEY, I THINK WE SHOULD GO. 590 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,300 - WHAT ABOUT PIZZA AND MOVIE NIGHT? 591 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:51,270 - DO IT ANOTHER TIME. - DON'T BOTHER. 592 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:52,910 I WANNA GO HOME... - OKAY, SWEETIE. 593 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,080 WHEREVER THE FUCK THAT IS THESE DAYS. 594 00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:02,620 [Gregory Alan Isakov's She Always Takes It Black] 595 00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:05,690 * 596 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,790 - * DREAMING UP THIS GOLDEN GRAIN * 597 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:12,230 * BUT I'M FALLING FROM THE SHACK * 598 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,930 * 599 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,100 * TALKING SWEET TO THE QUEEN * 600 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:20,700 - [sighs] SORRY, BABY. 601 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,940 - FOR WHAT? 602 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:25,770 - WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN? 603 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:27,640 - I'M NOT MAD ABOUT LEVON. 604 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,050 IT'S KINDA NICE NOT BEING THE ONLY CHILD ANYMORE. 605 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,080 I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW HIM, 606 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,650 SORT OF. 607 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,320 HE SEEMS...AMUSING. 608 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:40,790 - HE IS. HE'S A GOOD KID. 609 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,320 THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT, 610 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,930 BUT THAT'S NOT SURPRISING. 611 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,600 YOU WERE ALWAYS THE MATURE ONE IN THE FAMILY. 612 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,930 - AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 613 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,330 - YEAH. 614 00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:54,340 SO WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT YOU GETTING MARRIED? 615 00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:57,740 - JUST THAT. I'M GETTING MARRIED. 616 00:25:57,770 --> 00:25:58,970 - I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL HEAD OVER HEELS 617 00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:00,340 IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY AT THIS POINT-- 618 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:03,350 - PLEASE DON'T BE CONDESCENDING RIGHT NOW. 619 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:05,810 IN EXCHANGE, I PROMISE NOT TO BE CONDESCENDING 620 00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:09,250 ABOUT YOUR LATEST IN A LONG LINE OF CHRONIC FUCK-UPS. 621 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,090 DEAL? 622 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:15,160 - MY CHRONIC FUCK-UPS ASIDE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA, BECCA. 623 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:17,690 - WHY? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO YOUNG. 624 00:26:17,730 --> 00:26:21,230 - I'M YOUNG, AND YOU'RE OLD... 625 00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,900 ER. 626 00:26:22,930 --> 00:26:24,230 - THANK YOU. 627 00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:26,400 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 628 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:28,040 - LOOKING BACK, CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY 629 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,410 THAT YOU'RE HAPPY YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED? 630 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,740 DIDN'T IT BASICALLY DOOM YOU 631 00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:33,110 TO A LIFETIME OF LONELINESS? 632 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,840 - IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING MARRIED 633 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,380 OR NOT BEING MARRIED, BECCA. 634 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:37,710 - WHAT'S IT ABOUT THEN? - [sighs] 635 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,980 I DON'T KNOW. 636 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,850 HONESTLY, I COULDN'T TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. 637 00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:45,790 BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT THIS PARTICULAR CLOWN-- 638 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:50,030 THIS PARTICULAR YOUNG GENTLEMAN IS THE ONE? 639 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:52,060 - YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT ODDS. 640 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:53,760 DIDN'T YOU GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME? 641 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,730 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT? 642 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,000 WHAT MAKES YOU SO FUCKING SPECIAL? 643 00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:58,130 WHY COULDN'T IT HAPPEN TO ME TOO? 644 00:26:58,170 --> 00:26:59,400 - OKAY, OKAY, SO WHY THE RUSH? 645 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:02,940 - BECAUSE HE ASKED, AND I ANSWERED. 646 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:06,040 AND IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME. I'M TRUSTING MY GUT. 647 00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:09,110 I WOULD THINK YOU OF ALL PEOPLE COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. 648 00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:15,080 - I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ENDORSE THIS SHIT, BECCA. 649 00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,420 - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FUCKING NERVE, DAD, 650 00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:20,890 AFTER ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE ASKED ME 651 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,830 TO ENDORSE OVER THE YEARS? 652 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:25,190 - THAT'S FAIR, FAIR ENOUGH. 653 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:27,900 - I COME HOME WITH GOOD NEWS, GREAT NEWS, 654 00:27:27,930 --> 00:27:29,030 THE BIGGEST NEWS IN MY LIFE, 655 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:30,430 AND I CAN'T EVEN GET IT OUT 656 00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:31,800 BEFORE I'M CONFRONTED WITH THE WRECKAGE 657 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:35,400 OF YOUR FUCKING PAST. 658 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:42,340 - I'M SORRY. 659 00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:47,950 I DON'T-- 660 00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:52,390 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. 661 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:56,090 - YEAH, ME TOO. 662 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,190 WE'RE DOING IT IN NEW YORK. 663 00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,830 YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT OR NOT. 664 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,130 TOTALLY UP TO YOU. 665 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,800 BUT IT'S HAPPENING. 666 00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:04,930 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU MAKE ME 667 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,870 FUCKING MISERABLE ABOUT IT. 668 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:19,150 - * I'VE HEARD THE ROAD TO EVERY TRUTH * 669 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:23,290 * IT'S JUST A CUL-DE-SAC 670 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:28,890 * THERE'S LADIES AND THE LIONS THERE * 671 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,860 * BUT YOU KNOW IT'S JUST AN ACT * 672 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:38,270 * YOU SEARCH THE WORLD FOR THE MILK OF THE PEARL * 673 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:42,840 * OH, SHE ALWAYS TAKES IT BLACK * 674 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:46,210 * YOU'LL LOVE HER EVEN AFTER THAT * 46974

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