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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,130 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,290 STU, NIKKI. 3 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:11,660 - UH, YOU TWO GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,600 - MM-HMM. 5 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:14,330 - SHE RELIEVED MY SON OF HIS VIRGINITY. 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,130 - NIKKI'S HERE. - SHE'S WITH STU. 7 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:17,270 - THAT FEELING IS BACK, YOU KNOW, 8 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,540 LIKE I GOT TO FUCK SOMETHING. 9 00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:21,670 - I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU. 10 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:25,480 AND, YES, IT IS QUITE INDECENT. 11 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:28,680 - YOU'D SERIOUSLY PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO FUCK ME? 12 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:29,850 - OH, YEAH. 13 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,550 I'M GOING TO BE PUTTING A CLOCK 14 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:33,350 ON THAT OFFER I MADE YOU, CHARLIE. 15 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:35,220 I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT. 16 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,290 - KRULL? - HEY. 17 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,160 HOW'S IT GOING, CHURCHILL? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 18 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:41,290 - TIME TO WORK ON ME MOTORBIKES AND ME MEMOIRS. 19 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:43,360 - YOU WERE MACKING ON HER WHEN YOU WERE INSIDE OF ME? 20 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:45,360 - YOU WERE INSIDE HER? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 21 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,560 - RATH, LOOK, IT'S COMPLICATED. 22 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,100 - IT'S NOT COMPLICATED. 23 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:49,300 - THEY WANT TO MAKE AN OFFER TO EDDIE NERO. 24 00:00:49,330 --> 00:00:51,440 - OH. DON'T DO IT. 25 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:52,700 YOU'LL REGRET IT. - WHY? 26 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:54,700 - HE POOPS ON PEOPLE. 27 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,470 - NERO'S A FUCKING PSYCHO. 28 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:58,710 I THINK WHAT HE REALLY WANTS IS TO TAKE YOU IN HIS MOUTH. 29 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,710 - OH, WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO BE WANTED. 30 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:02,750 - HANK, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. 31 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:05,580 KAREN WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 32 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,790 - THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW. 33 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:10,850 I'M STILL PISSED AT YOU. 34 00:01:10,890 --> 00:01:12,620 - I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 35 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:21,630 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:25,540 * 37 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,900 HI! 38 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,610 - HANK, I TOLD YOU! 39 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,640 - I KNOW YOU TOLD ME, BUT I WANTED TO SEE FOR MYSELF. 40 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,610 YOU'RE CONVALESCING QUITE NICELY... 41 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:38,220 QUITE NICELY, INDEED. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 42 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,880 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE SOME FOOD ON THE STOVE. 43 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,550 - OH, YOU'RE HUNGRY, ARE YOU? 44 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:45,820 - HANK, I'M MAKING MYSELF SOMETHING TO EAT. 45 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:47,490 - WOULDN'T YOU RATHER GO OUT TO DINNER, 46 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,830 YOU KNOW, BLOW THE STINK OFF? 47 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,490 I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU EVER REALLY STINK, 48 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:51,930 ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING WITH THE BREATH, 49 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,500 BUT I DON'T MIND THAT. 50 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,830 I CAN KISS RIGHT THROUGH THAT SHIT. 51 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:56,630 I LOVE IT, ACTUALLY. 52 00:01:56,670 --> 00:01:58,670 YOUR EFFLUVIUM HAS ALWAYS BEEN QUITE REFRESHING TO ME... 53 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,370 - OKAY! - LIKE CUCUMBER LEMONADE... 54 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,640 OR CUCUMBER SPA WATER. 55 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,670 - HANK, ARE THESE WORDS FOR ME OR FOR YOU? 56 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:05,640 - FOR BOTH OF US, KAREN. 57 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,710 WORDPLAY, FOREPLAY-- IT'S ALL THE SAME THING. 58 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:09,850 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M EXHAUSTED. 59 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,850 I WANT TO GO LIE DOWN. IT'S JUST, LIKE-- 60 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,250 - OH, OH, IS THAT AN INVITE? 61 00:02:15,290 --> 00:02:16,650 J.K., AS THE KIDS SAY. J.K. 62 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,320 COME ON, I'LL PROVIDE THE TRANSPO. 63 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,420 I WON'T EVEN TRY TO FINGER YOU WHILE I DRIVE. 64 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,790 - OH, PLEASE. - I PROMISE. 65 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:23,590 I MIGHT TRY TO GAUGE YOUR HEAT, THOUGH... 66 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:24,730 OVER THE CLOTHES. 67 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,400 I AM NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL. 68 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:29,300 - YOU ARE MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO SAY NO. 69 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:30,930 - ALLOW ME TO APPEAL TO THE FOODIE IN YOU. 70 00:02:30,970 --> 00:02:33,570 IT'S AT A NEW PLACE. A POP-UP, IF YOU WILL. 71 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,270 IT'S ALL THE RAGE, FOUR STARS. 72 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,270 THE BLOGOSPHERE IS ABUZZ. 73 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,810 - THAT IS SO MEAN. - I KNOW. I KNOW. 74 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,210 - YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TRYING NEW RESTAURANTS. 75 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,410 - I DO. - DON'T SAY THAT SHIT. 76 00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:44,880 - I DO KNOW THAT. I DO KNOW THAT. 77 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:46,580 KAREN? - HMM? 78 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,890 - SOMETHING IS BURNING. - [gasps] OH! 79 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,560 - I DO BELIEVE YOUR SAD LITTLE SOLO DINNER IS RUINED. 80 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:53,720 - FIRE! - OH, MY! 81 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,730 [upbeat music] 82 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:04,730 * 83 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:43,340 - OKAY, SO YOU DIDN'T FORGET YOUR WALLET. 84 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:44,540 - NOPE. 85 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:46,010 - THIS IS A NEW POP-UP RESTAURANT? 86 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,880 - YEP. 87 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:51,010 - SO LET'S GET IT OVER WITH. I'M FUCKING STARVING. 88 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,350 - OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE, KAREN. 89 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:55,050 YOU'RE ESTABLISHING AN ATTITUDE 90 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,520 TO COMBAT THE ROMANTIC MOOD THAT I'VE ESTABLISHED HERE. 91 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,720 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 92 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,630 YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY GIVES ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. 93 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,630 IN FACT, IT'S THE VERY ESSENCE OF DRAMA. 94 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:07,630 A GUY WANTS SOMETHING, SOMETHING STANDS IN HIS WAY. 95 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:08,970 LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD-- SAME THING. 96 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,940 - OH, MY GOD. HANK, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. 97 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,970 - REFRESH YOURSELF. TRANYA! 98 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,410 HAVE A DRINK. IN VINO VERITAS... 99 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,580 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 100 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:20,810 IN WINE, THERE IS TRUTH, I BELIEVE. 101 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,380 - MM-HMM. 102 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:23,810 - IN WHISKEY, THERE MAY BE A LITTLE MORE. 103 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,320 IN TEQUILA, THERE'S, LIKE, A LOT OF TRUTH. 104 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:26,380 - OKAY, GREAT. WHERE ARE THE RUNKLES? 105 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:27,850 - MM. OH, THOSE GUYS? 106 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,650 YEAH, THEY WENT OUT TO DINNER ON ABBOT KINNEY-- 107 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:31,960 THAT LITTLE POP-UP I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 108 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:34,960 - WHAT? THEY GOT TO GO THERE? 109 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:36,960 WELL, YOU KNOW I WANTED TO TRY THAT PLACE. 110 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:38,660 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE ME THERE? 111 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,100 - BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE WAY MORE CHARMING. 112 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:43,100 - DINNER AT CHARLIE AND MARCY'S HOUSE? 113 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:46,400 - COME ON, A DINNER SLAVED OVER BY YOURS TRULY... 114 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,570 AT AN EMPTY MALIBU BEACH HOUSE? 115 00:04:48,610 --> 00:04:50,410 THIS PLACE IS OURS FOR HOURS. 116 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,010 - HANK. - YES. 117 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,680 - LOOK AT ME. 118 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,680 I AM NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH YOU. 119 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:58,420 - I HAVE NO SUCH EXPECTATIONS. - BULLSHIT. 120 00:04:58,450 --> 00:05:01,550 WHAT IS ALL THIS FOR IF IT'S NOT TO PRY MY LEGS APART? 121 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:04,620 - I WANTED TO DO THIS FOR YOU. YOU DESERVE IT. 122 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:07,820 I MEAN, EVER SINCE I'VE COME BACK, I'VE BEEN ADRIFT. 123 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,890 OBVIOUSLY LEVON ROCKED MY WORLD. 124 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,130 - MM-HMM. 125 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,830 - AND I'VE BEEN DOWN SOME ROADS 126 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:14,630 THAT HAVE LED TO SOME PRETTY DIRTY BACK ALLEYS, 127 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,570 BUT THROUGH IT ALL, I'VE KEPT MY EYE ON THE PRIZE. 128 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,700 - HANK. - YES. 129 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:20,500 - AREN'T YOU TIRED? 130 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,770 I MEAN, DON'T YOU JUST, LIKE, 131 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,610 WANT TO START AGAIN WITH SOMEONE NEW? 132 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,480 - NO. GOD, NO. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 133 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:30,110 - YEAH. I MEAN, SOMETIMES. SURE. 134 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:31,880 - WHY WOULD I FIND A NEW LIFE 135 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,020 WHEN I HAVEN'T PERFECTED THE PERFECTLY GOOD OLD ONE? 136 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:36,790 - WELL, EXACTLY. MAYBE YOU CAN'T PERFECT IT. 137 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,760 I MEAN, AT A CERTAIN POINT, 138 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,990 IT JUST-- YOU KNOW, IT IS WHAT IT IS. 139 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,460 AND THEN WE DIE. - I DON'T AGREE. 140 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:43,930 I DO NOT AGREE. 141 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,800 SEE, I'VE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT MYSELF 142 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,600 DURING OUR TIME IN THE SUN. - MM-HMM. 143 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:50,870 - AND THROUGH IT ALL, I HAVE ONLY EVER WANTED ONE THING-- 144 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,170 YOU. 145 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,940 - MAYBE WANTING IS NOT ENOUGH. 146 00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:57,610 - ISN'T IT, THOUGH? - I DON'T THINK SO. 147 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,910 - I DISAGREE. 148 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:01,410 - YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT A DEBATE. 149 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:02,810 IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN WIN. 150 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:04,010 - I'M NOT TRYING TO WIN ANYTHING. 151 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,880 - YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE. 152 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,050 YOU'RE--YOU'RE ALWAYS, LIKE, TRYING A NEW ANGLE, 153 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,750 LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW... - NO. 154 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:11,760 - SOME HUGE, GRAND, ROMANTIC GESTURE. 155 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:14,760 - WHAT GRAND, ROMANTIC GESTURE? - [laughing] 156 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:17,790 WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO DO IS JUST LOOK AT OUR HISTORY 157 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:20,900 AND REALIZE... IT DOESN'T WORK. 158 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:23,570 I MEAN, WE DON'T WORK. 159 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,170 - NOW, NOW, KAREN, 160 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,440 LET'S NOT TURN THIS INTO SOME DRY HISTORY LESSON. 161 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,070 LET'S JUST ENJOY THIS GLORIOUS MEAL, OKAY? 162 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:32,910 HAVE A BITE, HAVE ANOTHER SIP OF WINE. 163 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:35,680 LET'S, YOU KNOW, SAVOR EACH OTHER'S COMPANY. 164 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,710 - MM-HMM. - MANGIA! 165 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,580 IN VINO VERITAS. 166 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,920 - YOU SAID THAT ALREADY. - I DID? 167 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:43,990 - MM-HMM. - WELL, IT'S TRUE. 168 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,060 - HANK? - HMM? 169 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:53,530 - THIS IS REALLY GOOD. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 170 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,060 - DID YOU MAKE THIS BY YOURSELF? 171 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,870 - YEAH, YEAH. 172 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,100 NO. 173 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,140 [both laughing] 174 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,070 I TRIED, BUT I FAILED MISERABLY. 175 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,710 WHAT I MADE LOOKED LIKE SICK ON A PLATE, 176 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:05,240 TASTED EVEN WORSE. 177 00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:08,710 SO I WENT OUT AND I PROCURED SOME HIGH-END TAKEOUT-- 178 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,580 FULL DISCLOSURE. 179 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:13,850 I'M SORRY. - THAT'S OKAY, SWEETIE. 180 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,490 - YOU SEE THAT? 181 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,950 YOU ARE CHARMED BY MY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO CHARM YOU. 182 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,890 - YEAH, A LITTLE. - HAVE MORE WINE. 183 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,630 THERE'S TRUTH IN IT, YOU KNOW. 184 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:24,590 [knock at door] - THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. 185 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,230 HI! - HI. 186 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:32,570 - NOT A GOOD TIME. - I'M SORRY. 187 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,240 I JUST--I FELT BAD ABOUT THINGS, 188 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,710 AND I, UH--I WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING. 189 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:38,580 - I'M WELL. - AND HOW'S KAREN? 190 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,580 - SHE'S WELL-- - SHE'S FINE. 191 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,050 - OH, HI! 192 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,980 OH, I'M SO SORRY! OH, GOD, I HAD NO IDEA. 193 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:48,120 I-I'LL BE ON MY WAY. - NO, PLEASE, STAY, STAY. 194 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:49,850 - DON'T BE SILLY. 195 00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:51,290 I MEAN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 196 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,990 - NO, JUST DINNER. 197 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:54,290 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "JUST DINNER"? "JUST DINNER"? 198 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,760 - OH. - PLEASE STAY. 199 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:57,590 WE NEED TO GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. 200 00:07:57,630 --> 00:08:00,930 I MEAN, OUR PATHS ARE GONNA BE CROSSING HERE AND THERE, RIGHT? 201 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,870 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, 202 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,600 MAKE A DATE TO MEET FOR COFFEE NEXT WEEK? 203 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,540 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. - YOU WANT SOME WINE? 204 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,740 - YOU KNOW, AFTER TONIGHT. - OH, YEAH. 205 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:10,070 YEAH, GOD, I WOULD LOVE A GLASS OF WINE. 206 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,680 - UH-HUH, IT'S KIND OF GOOD. HERE. 207 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:15,910 - THANK YOU, KAREN. - YOU'RE WELCOME, JULIA. 208 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,310 - WOW. - [giggling] 209 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,150 - THIS IS SO GREAT. 210 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:22,150 [rock music] 211 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:26,160 * 212 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,920 - WE WERE THERE AT THE SAME TIME. 213 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,160 - WELL, IT STANDS TO REASON, AND HAVING A KID WITH HIM. 214 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:31,800 - HOLY SHIT, RIGHT? - MM. 215 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:34,030 - THIS IS STILL SO GREAT. - YEAH. 216 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:35,930 - COULD WE HAVE SOME MORE WINE, PLEASE? 217 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:37,300 - DO YOU HAVE ANY DESSERT? 218 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:39,640 - OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO, KAREN. 219 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,340 - HI! - WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? 220 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:43,640 - WHAT'S NOT WRONG? 221 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:45,070 WE GO TO DINNER, 222 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:47,840 AND OUR CREDIT CARDS GET DECLINED--ALL OF THEM. 223 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,310 RUNKS GOT PISSY. THEY CALLED THE COPS. 224 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:53,050 IT WAS A WHOLE BIG TO-DO! 225 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,180 - YOU COULD'VE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME, YOU KNOW. 226 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,120 YOU KNEW I WAS COMING IN. 227 00:08:57,150 --> 00:09:00,090 JUST SLAMMING IT LIKE THAT-- THAT'S VERY RUDE. 228 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,660 WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER HERE, MARCY. 229 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:05,260 HELLO. HELLO. - HI. 230 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:08,700 - YOU INVITED JULIA TO YOUR ROMANTIC DINNER WITH KAREN? 231 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,200 YOU DIRTY DOG, YOU. 232 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:11,700 - I JUST STOPPED BY UNANNOUNCED. 233 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:14,200 - OH, I SEE. - MARCY RUNKLE. 234 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,870 - HI. - YOUR KID'S A DOLL. 235 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,070 - THANK YOU SO MUCH! WOW! 236 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,710 YOU HAVE THE NICEST FRIENDS. 237 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,810 - MARCY RUNKLE, WOULD YOU LIKE PERHAPS 238 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,810 TO CONTINUE OUR PROPOSITIONAL CONVERSATION 239 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,110 IN THE BEDROOM MAYBE? 240 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,950 - NO, I WOULD LIKE TO SEEK OUTSIDE COUNSEL. 241 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,990 KARENINA, KARENINA. 242 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,090 NOW THAT YOU'RE BETTER, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 243 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,220 - ANYTHING. - OKAY. 244 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,890 STU WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME AGAIN. 245 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:38,860 - OF COURSE HE DOES. - FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. 246 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,100 - WHAT? 247 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:44,270 HE WOULD PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO SLEEP WITH YOU? 248 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,740 - YES. 249 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,240 - WOULD HE PAY ME A MILLION DOLLARS 250 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,040 TO SLEEP WITH ME? - WHAT THE FUCK, KAREN? 251 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,870 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 252 00:09:50,910 --> 00:09:52,780 THAT'S DISGUSTING. - WHAT? IT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 253 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,240 - GLUTEN-FREE ARTISANAL CUSTARD TORT. 254 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,910 - OH, THAT'S LOVELY. - WOW! 255 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,410 - IS STU THE BIG BALD PRODUCER GUY? 256 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:00,280 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 257 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,850 - YOU KNOW, I SAW THE OUTLINE OF HIS PENIS THROUGH HIS PANTS 258 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:04,990 AT THE TABLE READ THE OTHER DAY, AND IT WAS FREAKISHLY BIG. 259 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,720 - YEAH, THAT'S MY EX. ANYWAY, LISTEN... 260 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,730 HE WOULDN'T BE INTO YOU, HONEY, 261 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,390 'CAUSE HE'S ONLY INTO TINY, PETITE LITTLE FUCK DOLLS. 262 00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:13,760 - THAT'S MY GIRL-- TINY, LITTLE, PETITE FUCK DOLL. 263 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,270 - OKAY, SO SHOULD I DO IT? - NO. NO. 264 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,930 - THAT'S MY GIRL. 265 00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:20,870 - BUT WE ARE FUCKING BROKE! - I KNOW. 266 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,070 - JESUS CHRIST! JULIA. JULIA. 267 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:27,780 WOULD YOU FUCK A GUY FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? 268 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:30,410 HE'S GOT A GREAT BIG COCK, FILLS YOU RIGHT UP. 269 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,450 - JESUS, MARCY! 270 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,680 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT MUCH OF A SIZE QUEEN. 271 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,950 I PREFER A PRETTY PENIS. 272 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:39,690 - THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 273 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,960 I'M SORRY, KAREN. IT'S JUST--IT'S VERY CONFUSING. 274 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:46,160 AND--AND YOU INVITED HER TO JOIN US, SO... 275 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,300 - IT'S TRUE--WE HAVE BOTH EXPERIENCED HIS PENIS. 276 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,070 AND IT-- - MM-HMM. 277 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,440 - IT IS PRETTY. - IT'S OKAY. 278 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:54,040 - I'VE SEEN IT. 279 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,370 I TUGGED ON IT A COUPLE TIMES ACCIDENTALLY. 280 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,170 - THAT'S DISGUSTING. 281 00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:59,380 - IT'S A NICE ONE-- SMOOTH HELMET. GOOD JOB, KID. 282 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,110 - HEY, I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU ALL. 283 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,350 IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING COCK, NO HOMO. 284 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,210 - YOU GUYS ARE SWELL. - WELL... 285 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,980 [knock at door] 286 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:10,120 - KRULL, MY GOOD MAN. WELCOME. 287 00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,320 - SERIOUSLY, WITH THIS FUCKING GUY AGAIN? 288 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,790 - HELLO, LOVE. 289 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,320 I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF YOU LATELY... 290 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,860 IN MY DREAMS-- 291 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:19,800 ME DAYDREAMS, ME WIDE-AWAKE DREAMS, 292 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,800 WHEN I'M TUGGING MESELF. 293 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,970 - OH. OKAY. - THAT'S NEAT. THANKS. 294 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,740 CHARLIE, ARE YOU JUST GONNA LET THIS DEGENERATE 295 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,240 TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 296 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,240 - THIS DEGENERATE HAPPENS TO BE A CLIENT, MARCY. 297 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:33,340 BESIDES, HE IS COMPLIMENTING YOU, RIGHT, KRULL? 298 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,940 - ABSOLUTELY, LOVE. - OH. 299 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,410 - AND, YEAH, I NOTICED YOU NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM 300 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:37,950 WHEN A CERTAIN PERVERTED MILLIONAIRE 301 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,750 TALKS TO YOU LIKE THAT. 302 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,490 - EXCUSE ME. I WAS MARRIED TO THAT PERVERTED MILLIONAIRE. 303 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,220 - HELLO, HANK. 304 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,760 - KRULL, GOOD TO SEE YOU, MY MAN. 305 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,120 - YOU TOO, BUDDY. 306 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,160 I DROVE HIM BACK, YOU KNOW. - OH, NICE. 307 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,490 - ON THE BACK OF ME BIKE. - MM-HMM, FOR YOU. 308 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,160 - LEAST YOU COULD'VE DONE WAS GIVE HIM SOME SUCTION. 309 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,870 THAT WAS A LONG RIDE. - BUMPY TOO. 310 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,230 IT KIND OF NUMBED OUT MY TAINT. 311 00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:59,100 - YEAH, THAT HAPPENS. WHO'S THIS? 312 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:01,770 - HI. I'M JULIA. - HELLO, LOVE. 313 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,270 MM. 314 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,240 - [laughing] 315 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,280 - KRULL. ROCK 'N' ROLL BUTLER. 316 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,380 - THAT'S COOL. 317 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:10,110 - SPEAKING OF SUCH THINGS, 318 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,150 I GOT SOME PAGES FOR YOU, THERE, CHURCHILL. 319 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,280 FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME WHEN I WALKED IN ON ATTICUS, 320 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,190 AND HE WAS BLOWING HIMSELF, AND I SURPRISED HIM. 321 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,290 HE ENDED UP BLOWING A LOAD ON THE PAIR OF US. 322 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,560 I GOT COMBAT PAY FOR THAT ONE, THOUGH. 323 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,160 - YOU SEE, MARCY? YOU SEE? 324 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:24,990 THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF SALACIOUS DETAILS 325 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:26,930 THAT SELLS THESE ROCK 'N' ROLL MEMOIRS. 326 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,200 - OKAY. 327 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:31,870 WHOA. HI, LEVON. 328 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,000 - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 329 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,400 - HEY, EVERYONE. 330 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,270 MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 331 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,280 - WELL, I JUST--I HAD TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR DAD. 332 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,880 - DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM 333 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,150 UNTIL HE PUTS A RING ON THAT FINGER? 334 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,810 - HEY, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 335 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,410 - I DON'T WANT YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY MOMS, YO. 336 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,950 - WHAT THE--NOBODY'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER, YO. 337 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,220 - SHE'S HORNY, SINGLE, 338 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,020 AND EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW. 339 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:51,890 - HONEY, THAT'S ENOUGH, OKAY? WHO IS YOUR FRIEND? 340 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,490 - CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? - MM-HMM. 341 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,090 - AH. 342 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,330 - WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE? 343 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,890 - 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY HOSTING. 344 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:00,030 - WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? - THIS IS MI. 345 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,560 - HEY, HANG ON. I KNOW MI. 346 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,230 - [laughs] 347 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:06,300 I KNEW YOU LOOK FAMILIAR, BIG BOY. 348 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,300 YOU PICK ME UP ON BIKE. 349 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,570 - THAT'S RIGHT, OUTSIDE THE ALL-AMERICAN BURGER. 350 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:13,080 - YEAH, YOU JERK OFF ON ME. 351 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,510 - THAT'S A GOOD MEMORY. 352 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,310 - MI GOT GOOD HEAD FOR TRICKS. 353 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,950 - YEAH, YOU SURE DO, DARLING. YOU SURE DO. 354 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,450 - OH. 355 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,120 - SO I WENT TO THAT COMIC BOOK STORE ON SUNSET. 356 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,250 I MET HER WHEN I WAS COMING OUT. 357 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,490 SHE WAS SUPER NICE, REAL FRIENDLY. 358 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,190 I GUESS I OWE HER MORE MONEY 359 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,590 THAN I CURRENTLY HAVE ON MY PERSON. 360 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,330 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - EVERYTHING, DUDE. 361 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,100 WE WENT AROUND THE FUCKING WORLD-- 362 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,930 IN THE BUTT AND EVERYTHING. - HOLY SHIT. 363 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,600 - SHE MADE ME WEAR A CONDOM, THOUGH. 364 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:39,240 IT WAS REALLY HARD TO COME. - TOO MUCH. HOW MUCH? 365 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,540 - LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO LIMIT YOUR SEXUAL EXPLORATION, 366 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,270 BUT YOU GOT TO LAY OFF THE HOOKERS, 367 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,410 BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, AND THERE'S DISEASES. 368 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,980 - NO, MAMA! 369 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:49,950 I MAKE HIM PUT BAG ON IT. - MI. 370 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,280 - THAT'S GOOD, I GUESS. 371 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,950 - HE HAD A TOUGH TIME... [imitates explosion] 372 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,620 - I DID. I'M SORRY, MOM. 373 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,890 - THIS IS NOT WHAT A MOTHER WANTS FOR HER SON. 374 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,220 - NO. 375 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,090 - JULIA, I TOLD THEM THAT THE LAST TIME. 376 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,620 - YOU DID? - YES! 377 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,490 - GOD, THANK YOU, KAREN. THAT IS SO SWEET. 378 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,230 - YOU'RE SO WELCOME. I AM SO SORRY. 379 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,530 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. [knock at door] 380 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,000 - YES. 381 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,570 - RATH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 382 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,100 - HEY. UH, IS HANK AROUND? 383 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:14,240 HANK, SORRY TO BOTHER YOU AT HOME, 384 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,010 BUT A FRIEND OF YOURS INSISTED. 385 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,110 - MOODY! 386 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,440 - EDDIE NERO-- AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. 387 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,550 - AH! 388 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:31,350 PUT ME BACK IN MY CHAIR. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 389 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,260 - NO! IT'S OKAY. 390 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,890 I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 391 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,200 - DARE I ASK WHY YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR? 392 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,710 HAVE YOU FINALLY HAD YOUR GENITALS REMOVED? 393 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:52,710 - NO, DON'T BE SILLY. IT WAS JUST A FLIGHT OF FANCY-- 394 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,540 AN A-LISTER'S DAYDREAM. 395 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,680 I THOUGHT I'D LOST ALL MY LOADS. 396 00:14:56,710 --> 00:15:01,120 THEN YOUR LOVELY SOUL MATE TAUGHT ME OTHERWISE. 397 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,090 KAREN! - EDDIE. 398 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,420 - LET ME PEPPER YOU WITH KISSES. 399 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:07,720 - HOW ARE YOU? IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 400 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,430 - IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, KAREN. 401 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,690 - GOOD. - [sniffing] 402 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:13,560 - OKAY. - AH, CAN YOU FEEL IT? 403 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,170 THIS IS THE SITE OF OUR EROTIC ENCOUNTER. 404 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,300 THE WOOD OF THIS HUMBLE ABODE HAS ABSORBED MY SEED, 405 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,040 MY VERY ESSENCE. 406 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,440 ARE YOU AS MOIST AS I AM? 407 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,310 HEY, PUSSY FART. HOW ARE YOU? 408 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,110 - GOOD, EDDIE. HOW ARE YOU? 409 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,450 - NO, NO. I'M ON DUTY. 410 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,750 - AH, OF COURSE. KAREN? 411 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:33,480 - FOR MY CHARACTER, THAT I WILL BE ESSAYING 412 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,490 IN AN UPCOMING EPISODE OF TV'S SANTA MONICA COPS, 413 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,320 WHICH I HAVE AGREED TO DO 414 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,760 BECAUSE ALL THE FINEST MOVIE STARS 415 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,360 ARE COMING TO TELEVISION TODAY. 416 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,730 AND WHY NOT? 417 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,260 TWO DAYS ON A SET PLUS A MEATY MONOLOGUE 418 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:48,000 EQUALS... EMMY NOMINATION! 419 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,470 I'M GOING FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING EGOT-- 420 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,600 EMMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, OSCAR, TONY. 421 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,470 AND FOR THAT, I WILL PROVIDE SEXUAL FAVORS 422 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,070 TO NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, IF NEEDED. 423 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,310 [gagging] 424 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:05,150 ANYWAY, MOODY, I NEED YOU TO WRITE ME A MONOLOGUE. 425 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,080 I MISS OUR COLLABORATIONS. 426 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,390 RATH IS A FINE WRITER, BUT HE'S TERSE. 427 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,220 I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN PROVIDE 428 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,490 A GLORIOUS GOLDEN SHOWER OF VERBIAGE. 429 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,560 AND THE EMMY GOES... 430 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:17,630 TO EDWARD FUCKING NERO. 431 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,100 GOOD GOD, THERE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 432 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:20,500 AROUND HERE TONIGHT. 433 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,770 I'M GLAD I STILL HAVE ALL MY LOADS. 434 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,500 WE COULD HAVE QUITE THE BUKKAKE PARTY LATER. 435 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:29,040 MY CHARACTER-- HE CANNOT ACHIEVE AN ERECTION. 436 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,510 HE'S BEEN ROBBED OF HIS MANHOOD. 437 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,510 BUT HE'S STILL A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. 438 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,110 - OW! 439 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,440 OW! 440 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,110 - HEY! I KNOW YOU... 441 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,650 FROM SUNSET AND GARDNER. 442 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,390 - HEY! THAT RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! 443 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,050 [laughs] 444 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:48,190 DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU WITH THE MUSTACHE. 445 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,730 HEY. YOU POOP ON ME. 446 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,030 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 447 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,710 - GOOD NEWS-- 448 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,340 RATH'S HITTING IT OFF WITH KAREN OVER THERE. 449 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,540 - WHY IS THAT GOOD NEWS? - GOOD NEWS FOR ME. 450 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,550 HE'S STAYING THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOM FOR ONCE. 451 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:13,150 - YEAH, WELL, GUESS WHO'S CHATTING UP YOUR FUCKING MOM, 452 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,850 IS EDDIE FUCKING NERO. - [scoffs] YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 453 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,550 MOVIE STAR OR NOT, THAT GUY WILL GET THE FUCKING STINK FINGER 454 00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,160 IF HE TRIES ANYTHING. - NO, NO, NO. NO. 455 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,620 - STINK FINGER IS POWERLESS OVER HIM. 456 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,430 DUDE POOPS ON PEOPLE. 457 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,290 - UGH. THAT'S FUCKING UNSETTLING. 458 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,830 - YOU THINK? - YEAH. 459 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,760 - HMM. 460 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,570 HI. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 461 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,740 HEY. - HEY. 462 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,170 UM, WELL, I WAS JUST HAVING THE GREATEST CONVERSATION 463 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,870 WITH YOUR BOSS. - OH. 464 00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:40,310 YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT REALLY MY BOSS, PER SE. 465 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,310 - WELL, HOW ELSE WOULD YOU PUT IT, HANK? 466 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,850 - I LIKE TO THINK OF US AS COMPATRIOTS, 467 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,180 YOU KNOW, BIRDS OF A FEATHER, KINDRED SPIRITS, 468 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:50,450 WRITERS, MEN... 469 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,490 MEN. - I HIRED YOU. I CAN FIRE YOU. 470 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,860 I'D SAY THAT MAKES ME YOUR BOSS. 471 00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,790 - OKAY, FINE. YEAH, BE THAT WAY. 472 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,490 YOU KNOW, THIS EVENING STARTED OUT 473 00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:01,500 AS AN ATTEMPTED INTIMATE DINNER FOR THE TWO OF US. 474 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,130 AND AT SOME POINT, I WOULD LIKE TO... 475 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,670 - UM, YEAH. - GET BACK TO... 476 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,470 - WELL, IT'S OKAY, SWEETIE. - THAT PARTICULAR-- 477 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,870 - 'CAUSE I CAN-- I CAN CATCH UP WITH YOU ANYTIME. 478 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,670 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 479 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:14,340 I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M NEXT GONNA GET TO SEE RICK. 480 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,750 - WE CAN SEE EACH OTHER AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE, KAREN, 481 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,480 BECAUSE YOU GUYS AREN'T TOGETHER, RIGHT? 482 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:19,480 - WELL... - RIGHT. 483 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,250 - I MEAN, THAT'S A-- 484 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,220 - YEAH, WELL, THESE THINGS ARE VERY COMPLICATED WITH HANK. 485 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,520 YOU KNOW, I ASKED HIM ABOUT JULIA. 486 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,220 HE SAID HE WASN'T INVOLVED WITH HER. 487 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,220 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE WAS INSIDE OF HER, SO... 488 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,660 - INSIDE OF HER? WOW. 489 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,660 UM, OKAY. 490 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,630 YEAH, WELL, WHY AM I SURPRISED? 491 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,770 I MEAN, OF COURSE HE WAS. 492 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,670 [sighs] 493 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,840 WELL...IT'S JUST AS WELL I LIKE HER, I GUESS. 494 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,510 [knock at door] 495 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,240 I'LL GET THAT. - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 496 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,250 - HELLO, LEON. - IT'S LEVON. 497 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,250 WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD FOR PEOPLE TO GET? 498 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,250 - CHARLIE, MARCY, 499 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,520 SO SORRY TO BARGE IN ON YOU GUYS LIKE THIS, 500 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:58,790 BUT I MUST HAVE A WORD. 501 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,790 HELLO, EDWARD. HOW ARE YOU, BRAH? 502 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,690 - STU, MY FAVORITE MONEYMAN! 503 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,530 - STU, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GET UP OFF THIS FUCKING COUCH 504 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,860 TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. 505 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,400 FIRST OF ALL, THANKS TO EDDIE NERO HERE, 506 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,270 MY FUCKING KNEE IS KILLING ME. 507 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,800 BESIDES, EVERYONE KNOWS, STU. EVERYONE KNOWS. 508 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,270 - WELL, IN THAT CASE... 509 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,470 - [gasps] 510 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,680 - LOOK AWAY, MARCY! LOOK AWAY! 511 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,550 - BUT IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. - AND IT'S ALL YOURS. 512 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,350 JUST SAY THE WORD 513 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,990 AND, UH, SIGN RIGHT HERE ON THE DOTTED LINE 514 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,560 AND IF YOU COULD INITIAL HERE AND HERE. 515 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:35,290 - STU, WAS IS IT ABOUT THIS WOMAN? 516 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,430 - EDWARD, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED ME. 517 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,300 ENTERING HER IS LIKE WALKING 518 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:43,000 INTO THE MOST WONDERFUL CANDY STORE IN THE WORLD. 519 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:47,440 SPENDING TIME INSIDE OF HER IS AKIN TO COCOONING YOURSELF 520 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:50,010 IN THE SOFTEST, MOST EXOTIC OF SILKS. 521 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,440 I REMEMBER I USED TO BE ABLE TO PRESS 522 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,380 ON HER CUTE LITTLE TUMMY 523 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,980 AND FEEL MYSELF JUST THROBBING AWAY IN THERE. 524 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,350 THE HUM WAS ELECTRIC. 525 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,380 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT, MARCY. 526 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:03,850 - YEAH, I GUESS I DO. - I'M GONNA THROW THE FUCK UP. 527 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,360 - IF SEX IS WHAT ALLOWS US 528 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:09,860 TO TRANSCEND THIS AVERAGE, EVERYDAY, HUMDRUM EXISTENCE 529 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:13,330 AND GET US THAT MUCH CLOSER TO GOD, 530 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,930 THEN IT WAS WITH MARCY 531 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:19,740 THAT I CAME WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE OF MY MAKER. 532 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:22,000 - WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, STU? 533 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,870 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND? 534 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:26,340 - PERHAPS I NEED TO EXPERIENCE THIS PINT-SIZED POWERHOUSE. 535 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,880 - I'VE SEEN HER GO AT IT. 536 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,350 SHE'S LIKE A FERAL CAT WITH A GREEDY SNATCH. 537 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,480 - GREEDY SNATCH! GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME! 538 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,350 ALL FOR IT, NONE FOR YOU. - WHAT? 539 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:38,350 - WELL, CONSIDER THIS A SIGNING BONUS--10% UP FRONT. 540 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:41,690 DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL. 541 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,760 - WE HAVE TO TALK. - OW! 542 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,560 - COME HERE. 543 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:46,960 LISTEN TO ME. - WHAT? 544 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,700 - THIS KIND OF CASH COULD GET US 545 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,630 OUT OF ALL OF OUR IMMEDIATE DEBT. 546 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:53,400 - MARCY, I HAVE PUT OUT FEELERS ABOUT THE KRULL BOOK, 547 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,970 AND I COULD GET US AT LEAST THAT MUCH... 548 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,540 ALMOST. 549 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,440 - WHAT ABOUT NEXT MONTH? AND THE MONTH AFTER? 550 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,680 - RUNKLE, DON'T KID YOURSELF. THINGS ARE TOUGH OUT THERE. 551 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,410 I'M OFFERING YOU SOME SWEET RELIEF. 552 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,410 I MEAN, GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK. 553 00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:08,550 AND YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT LITTLE STUART, HUH? 554 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,050 MY NAMESAKE. 555 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:12,590 - STU, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DISRESPECTING ME 556 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,060 IN MY OWN HOME! 557 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:18,930 - OH, THIS IS CLEARLY A RENTAL. 558 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,800 - HIT HIM! 559 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,060 - OW! OW! 560 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,970 OW! 561 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,930 OKAY, RUNKLE... 562 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:29,000 NOW YOU PUSHED ME TOO FAR. 563 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,110 - [gasps] 564 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,480 - I'M GONNA-- 565 00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:37,680 AAH! AAH! AAH! - STOP IT! 566 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:38,850 CHARLIE! 567 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,820 - ALL RIGHT. 568 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:48,690 MY BOY RUNKLE'S GOT SOME SERIOUS RETARD STRENGTH RIGHT NOW. 569 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,590 - JUST--YEAH. - COME ON. 570 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:51,690 - GET HIM OFF. 571 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,960 - NO FIGHTING! NOT ON MY WATCH! 572 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,760 - HOLY SHIT. THAT THING IS REAL? 573 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,570 - WHEN I'M IN RESEARCH MODE, I GO ALL OUT. 574 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,500 I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND. 575 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,900 - OKAY, I'M CALLING THE NETWORK. I CANNOT WORK WITH THIS GUY. 576 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,970 I THOUGHT HASHTAG WAS BAD. - NO ONE SHOULD FIGHT LIKE THIS. 577 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:06,580 NO MAN SHOULD FIGHT LIKE THIS. 578 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,840 LAST TIME I WAS HERE, I FOUGHT MUCH LIKE THIS 579 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,910 WITH A MAN NAMED HANK MOODY, 580 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:14,120 WHO BESTED ME THAT NIGHT AND DESERVEDLY SO. 581 00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,720 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? 582 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,120 BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH HIS WOMAN. 583 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,520 - WHEELCHAIR OR NOT, NERO, 584 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,590 I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING COCK. 585 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:24,460 - THERE'S NO NEED. I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 586 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:28,000 I DID NOT PENETRATE YOUR BELOVED THAT NIGHT. 587 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,930 I FULLY INTENDED TO, 588 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:34,740 BUT I HADN'T COME WITH A WOMAN IN SO LONG THAT I MERELY... 589 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:38,140 MADE WET IN MY TUNIC. - WHOA. 590 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,880 - SHE DID ME THE GREAT HONOR 591 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:42,180 OF MAKING IT SEEM LIKE WE MADE SWEET LOVE, 592 00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:44,080 WHICH IS WHY SHE IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN. 593 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:45,910 - WHAT IS THIS, FUCKING CHRISTMAS? 594 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:48,150 THIS IS GREAT NEWS. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT? 595 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,750 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BETRAY EDDIE'S CONFIDENCE. 596 00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:52,490 - UH-HUH. 597 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,090 - HER LOVELINESS IS GIVING ME AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW... 598 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,820 - NO. 599 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,030 - IN SPITE OF MY BEST EFFORTS TO STAY IN CHARACTER. 600 00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,630 - YOU KNOW, AND ALSO, 601 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,630 I KIND OF WANTED YOU TO THINK THAT WE HAD. 602 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,430 - OH, REALLY? YOU DID, DID YOU? 603 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:05,830 - KAREN, IF YOU WOULD GRANT ME ANOTHER CHANCE, 604 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:08,540 I AM REASONABLY SURE I COULD PENETRATE YOU 605 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,640 IN A SATISFACTORY MANNER... 606 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:11,910 - [laughs] 607 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,040 - ALTHOUGH YOU WOULD HAVE TO LIFT ME UP 608 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,110 OFF OF THE CHAIR INTO THE BED. 609 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,910 HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A HANDICAPPED MAN? 610 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,580 - EDDIE, I THINK WE HAD A MOMENT, 611 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,720 AND I THINK THAT MOMENT'S PASSED. 612 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,190 - OH. 613 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,090 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY. 614 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,520 WHAT ABOUT YOU, GOLDILOCKS? 615 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,560 YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO A PARAPLEGIC? 616 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:31,060 - ACTUALLY, I DID ONCE. 617 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:33,860 I REALLY LIKED HIM, BUT THEN LEVON SCARED HIM AWAY. 618 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,460 HE TOLD HIM IF HE TRIED ANYTHING FUNNY, 619 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,930 HE'D PUSHED HIM INTO TRAFFIC. 620 00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,000 - WHAT? I WAS YOUNG AND ANGRY, OKAY? 621 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,610 I DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING FATHER. 622 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,010 - HE WAS REALLY GOOD AT ORAL SEX. 623 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,110 - [scoffs] GROSS. THAT'S FUCKING FOUL. 624 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:48,080 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE PUSHED THAT FUCKING GIMP INTO TRAFFIC. 625 00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:49,810 - HEY, THAT'S NOT NICE. 626 00:23:49,850 --> 00:23:52,080 - HE WASN'T--HE WASN'T AS GOOD AS YOURS TRULY? 627 00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:54,580 - I'M SORRY TO SAY, YES. I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY GOOD. 628 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:55,980 - THAT'S ROUGH. - WHOA! 629 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,250 NOT ANY BETTER THAN EDWARD R. NERO, 630 00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:01,020 WHO IS NOTHING IF NOT A CUNNING LINGUIST. 631 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,860 - YOU KNOW, I'M A SINGLE MOM, EDDIE. 632 00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:04,630 AND I'M NOT EASILY WOOED. 633 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,760 - I'M A SINGLE FATHER WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS 634 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,700 AND UNLIMITED LOADS. 635 00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:12,840 - "UNRIMITED ROADS"? [laughing] 636 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,570 EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, BITCHES! 637 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,710 - EVERYONE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAYS. 638 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,270 I AM IN EXTRAORDINARY SHAPE, 639 00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:23,850 BUT I DO NOT THINK I COULD SURVIVE A BULLET IN THE HEAD. 640 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,050 - OKAY. - COME ON! 641 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,180 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? - NOPE. 642 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,920 HURRY! NOW! 643 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:32,590 - I THOUGHT YOU USED TO BE A COP. 644 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,760 - SHUT UP. - I WAS A FUCKING TRANSIT COP. 645 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:36,990 OKAY? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ANYWAY. 646 00:24:37,030 --> 00:24:39,060 I DON'T HAVE A GUN ON ME. 647 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,970 - [screaming] 648 00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:47,900 - [screaming] 649 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:51,610 [laughing] - EDWARD! 650 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,610 - OW! 651 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,780 - LATER, BITCHES! [laughing] 652 00:24:56,810 --> 00:24:58,750 [shouts indistinctly] - BYE, MI. 653 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:00,280 - HEY! - I HAD FUN TONIGHT. 654 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,190 - THAT'S MINE! [horn blares] 655 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,890 - AREN'T YOU GLAD WE DIDN'T GO 656 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,190 TO SOME BORING PLACE ON ABBOT KINNEY? 657 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,890 - DO YOU THINK EDDIE'S GONNA BE OKAY? 658 00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:12,660 - HE SEEMED ALL RIGHT AS THEY WERE LOADING HIM 659 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,160 INTO THE AMBULANCE. 660 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,630 HE ASKED ME TO EMAIL HIM THE DRAFT OF THE MONOLOGUE ASAP 661 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,930 SO HE CAN START LEARNING HIS LINES. 662 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:20,640 - [laughs] 663 00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,300 - IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S ACTUALLY HUMAN OR ANYTHING. 664 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:25,170 I THINK HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 665 00:25:25,210 --> 00:25:27,640 - ISN'T IT CRAZY HOW NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS 666 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,650 IN CHARLIE AND MARCY'S HOUSE? 667 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,650 IT'S LIKE THAT PLACE WAS BUILT 668 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,980 ON SOME INDIAN BURIAL GROUND OR SOMETHING. 669 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,920 - YEAH. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH 670 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:41,090 OF HORNY MALIBU INDIANS ROLLING AROUND UNDERNEATH THERE. 671 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,190 I DON'T KNOW. 672 00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:47,600 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 673 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,800 HEY, AT LEAST I LEARNED THAT YOU DIDN'T DO SEX WITH EDDIE NERO, 674 00:25:50,830 --> 00:25:54,800 SO I WILL SLEEP EASIER TONIGHT. 675 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,270 - AND I LEARNED THAT YOU RECENTLY DID DO SEX 676 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:01,780 WITH THE MOTHER OF YOUR FIRST CHILD. 677 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,250 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 678 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,080 - WHY? IT'S YOUR LIFE. 679 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,950 IF THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU DON'T LIKE, 680 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,020 YOU COULD CHANGE IT. 681 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:13,090 - I AM TRYING. - HANK... 682 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,960 AGAIN, I ASK YOU WHY. 683 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,160 YOU THRIVE ON CHAOS. 684 00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:21,860 I MEAN, YOU NEED TO BE IN THE MIDDLE 685 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:25,970 OF SOME KIND OF MESS OF YOUR OWN CREATION, RIGHT? 686 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,770 THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU ATTRACTIVE... 687 00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:35,840 AND ALSO IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH. 688 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,350 - "IMPOSSIBLE" IS A VERY STRONG WORD, KAREN. 689 00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:45,790 - HANK, I LOVE YOU... 690 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,990 BUT I CAN'T BE WITH YOU. 691 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:53,730 WHEN WILL YOU ACCEPT THAT? 692 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,070 - NEVER. 693 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,870 IT'S ALSO WHAT MAKES ME ATTRACTIVE. 694 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,270 - [laughs] 695 00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:05,140 YEAH... 696 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:08,210 AND VERY LONELY. 697 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,680 - * TELL MYSELF YOU NEVER LOVED ME * 698 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,880 * NO 699 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,120 * OH, NO 700 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,160 * TIME CAST A SPELL ON YOU 701 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:29,800 * BUT YOU WON'T FORGET ME 702 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:36,040 * I KNOW I COULD HAVE LOVED YOU * 703 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:39,810 * BUT YOU WOULD NOT LET ME 704 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:44,710 * I WILL FOLLOW YOU DOWN 705 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,350 * TILL THE SOUND OF MY VOICE 706 00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:50,150 * WILL HAUNT YOU 707 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,920 * YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY 708 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,860 * FROM THE SOUND OF A WOMAN 709 00:27:57,890 --> 00:28:00,360 * THAT LOVES YOU 710 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:05,370 * I WILL FOLLOW YOU DOWN 711 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,070 * TILL THE SOUND OF MY VOICE 712 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,740 * WILL HAUNT YOU 51795

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