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- FUCK OFF.
GO AWAY.
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male announcer: PREVIOUSLY,
ON CALIFORNICATION...
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- AND WHAT'S THIS BIG FAN
GONNA DO WITH ME?
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- HEY, YOU,
I'M SOMEBODY'S MOTHER.
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- YOU'RE NOT MINE, LOVE.
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- THIS IS CHRIS.
HE'S IN MY YOGA CLASS.
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- BYE.
BYE, NOW.
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- MY DICK ISN'T WORKING.
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I CAN'T MAKE SWEET LOVE
TO MY WIFE.
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- YOU HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY!
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THE BOTTOM HAS JUST OFFICIALLY
DROPPED OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP!
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- I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU.
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I WANT TO SLEEP WITH MARCY
AGAIN.
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- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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- [laughs]
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- WHAT THE FUCK?
- I'M SO GRATEFUL TO YOU
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FOR GIVING ME
AN ACTING JOB,
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BUT IF THE JOB COMES
WITH STRINGS ATTACHED,
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THEN I CANNOT
AND WILL NOT DO IT.
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- [sobbing]
I'M BROKE, HANK.
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THE KIND OF BROKE THAT FORCES
A MAN TO DO SOMETHING DESPERATE.
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- NIKKI, I'M PAYING YOU
VERY GOOD MONEY
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TO BE MY DATE TONIGHT.
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- I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
A LITTLE EXTRA CASH.
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HE SAID THAT HANK
WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT.
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- YOU GOT HIM A HOOKER?
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WE NEVER SHOULD'VE MOVED
TO L.A.
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- OH, THAT'S SO GOOD.
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OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S SO GOOD.
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- OHH, YES.
- YEAH, I LOVE IT
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WHEN YOU YOU PULL--
[door slams]
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- UGH, YOU AGAIN?
- HELLO, HANK?
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- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
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- I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S ENTIRELY TRUE, KAREN.
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- WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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- THAT'S NONE OF YOUR
FUCKING BUSINESS.
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- OKAY, LET'S GET OUT.
- NO, HEY, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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I CAME BY TO GIVE YOU
AN OUNCE OR TWO OF SATISFACTION.
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JULIA FOUND OUT
ABOUT THE WHOLE HOOKER THING,
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AND SHE WAS
MOST DISPLEASED.
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SHE SLAPPED ME, HARD.
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- GOOD FOR HER.
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- I ALSO CAME BY
TO GIVE YOU THIS.
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- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- I GOT PAID FOR MY EPISODE,
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AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE MOOLAH.
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I DON'T SEE YOU WORKING
VERY MUCH,
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AND EVEN WHEN YOU ARE,
YOU'RE JUST WORKING
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ON YOUR LITTLE SKETCHES
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AND PLAYING
WITH YOUR LITTLE MODELS,
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AND THAT CAN'T BE
VERY LUCRATIVE.
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WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
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- YOU CANNOT BUY
MY FORGIVENESS.
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- NOT TRYING TO BUY
ANYTHING, KAREN,
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LEAST OF ALL
YOUR FORGIVENESS.
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I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING WRONG!
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- [sighs]
COULD YOU LEAVE, PLEASE?
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- WELL, I WOULD,
BUT I DON'T FEEL
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LIKE WE'VE SETTLED ANYTHING
HERE, YOU KNOW?
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- THERE IS NOTHING
TO SETTLE, HANK.
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- HANK, I BELIEVE THE LADY
ASKED YOU TO LEAVE.
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- OH, DO NOT START WITH ME,
YOGA MAN.
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- YOU ARE VERY RUDE,
HANK.
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- OH, I'M RUDE?
- HE'S RUDE. VERY RUDE.
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- I'M RUDE?
I'M ONTO YOUR SHTICK.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
YOU PREY ON ALL THESE
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HEARTBROKEN, HORNY
WESTSIDE WOMEN.
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- UM, THIS WESTSIDE WOMAN
IS NOT HEARTBROKEN.
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- OH? I NOTICE YOU DIDN'T SAY
"NOT HORNY," KAREN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THAT?
THAT'S A SIN OF OMISSION.
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- LET'S GO.
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- HEY, DON'T GET HANDSY
WITH ME, BRO.
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- YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
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[kicking thud]
OW!
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- OW!
FUCK, THAT HURT!
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- [gasps]
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- YEAH.
- AGH!
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
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THAT HAPPENED.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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[rock music]
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*
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- MMM, MMM.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT?
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- SHUT UP.
WHERE'S LEVON?
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- OH, HE CALLED IN SICK
TODAY.
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- WHERE'S RATH?
- HE'S EATING IN HIS OFFICE.
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- IS THAT NORMAL?
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- ONLY WHEN HE'S SERIOUSLY
PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING.
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- HAS HE GIVEN YOU
NOTES YET?
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- NO, RADIO SILENCE.
IS THAT NORMAL?
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- HAPPENS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
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SOMETIMES, HE DOESN'T SAY
ANYTHING AT ALL...
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AND THEN REWRITES
EVERY WORD.
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- MAYBE HE JUST
DOESN'T LIKE YOUR WRITING.
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- [chuckling] NO, NO, NO,
HE LOVES MY WRITING.
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- OH.
- BULLSHIT.
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HE HATES YOUR WRITING.
HE SAYS THAT OUT LOUD.
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- THAT'S REALLY MEAN,
ALONZO.
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- IT'S NOT ME SAYING IT.
I DON'T HATE YOUR WRITING.
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- I HATE YOUR WRITING.
[laughter]
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- SIT AND SPIN, TERRY.
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SIT AND SPIN.
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- WAIT, I LIKE YOUR WRITING,
SWEETIE,
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WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING TOO HARD
TO BE COOL.
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- OOH!
- WHICH IS A LOT.
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STOP LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT.
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- OOH.
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- PAGE ONE REWRITE.
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- OH, NO.
- JESUS, THAT BAD?
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- I MAY NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW, HANK,
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FOR A VARIETY
OF DAMN GOOD REASONS,
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BUT I'M TOO MUCH
OF A PROFESSIONAL
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TO LET THAT SHIT
INFLUENCE THE READ.
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THE WRITING'S FINE.
LITTLE SMART-ALECKY, MAYBE,
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LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD
TO BE COOL
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LIKE FUCKIN' HUGH
OVER THERE.
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- WHOA, WELL,
THAT IS THE MEANEST THING
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ANYBODY'S EVER SAID TO ME.
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- BUT HERE'S
THE REAL PROBLEM:
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH JULIA.
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SHE DOESN'T WANT THE PART.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO RECAST.
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THIS IS A FUCKING
THREAD-PULLER.
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WITHOUT HER, THE WHOLE STORY
FALLS APART,
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SO CANCEL YOUR PLANS,
'CAUSE WE'RE STAYING IN TONIGHT.
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[all groan]
- [chuckles]
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GANG BANG! OOH! OOH!
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[rock music]
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*
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[drill grinding]
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- HI.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- CAME HERE TO TRY AND TALK
SOME SENSE INTO YOU, WOMAN.
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- HMM.
YEAH, I THINK
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YOU JUST DON'T WANT
TO REWRITE YOUR SCRIPT.
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- YOU ENJOYING THE VIEW, PAL?
- [chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
- BEHAVE YOURSELF, LOU.
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- IT'S NOT ABOUT
NOT REWRITING A SCRIPT.
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IT'S ABOUT ME TRYING
TO PREVENT YOU
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FROM NOT CHASING YOUR DREAMS.
- MM.
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- I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK BACK
AND HAVE ANY REGRETS.
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- OH, I HAVE REGRETS.
I HAVE TONS OF REGRETS.
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I'M TRYING TO MINIMIZE
THOSE REGRETS
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BY NOT BEING AROUND YOU,
OR RICK RATH OR HASHTAG BLACK.
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YOU'RE ALL CRAZY PEOPLE.
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I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD
TO BE TRUE.
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NOBODY EVER DOES ANYTHING DECENT
FOR ANOTHER PERSON
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WITHOUT WANTING SOMETHING
IN RETURN,
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ESPECIALLY A GUY.
- WOW.
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- HELLO, HELLO.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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- IT'S LEVON'S DAD.
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- SO THIS IS LEVON'S FATHER.
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- YEAH, WELL, THERE HASN'T BEEN
A TEST OR ANYTHING YET,
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BUT I AM PROCEEDING
AS THOUGH I AM, YES.
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- [laughs]
DR. DANIEL ALLEN, DDS.
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YOU CAN CALL ME DR. DAN.
- IF I MUST.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, DENTAL DAN.
HANK.
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- UH, LET ME HANDLE THIS,
JULIA.
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WILL YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE,
HANK?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN EAGER
TO MEET YOU, HANK.
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- YOU HAVE?
- YES, I HAVE.
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- WHY?
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- WELL, BECAUSE JULIA MEANS
A GREAT DEAL TO THIS OFFICE,
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HANK, AND, UM...
[chuckles] FROM WHAT I GATHER,
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YOU ARE A SERIOUS THREAT
TO HER HAPPINESS AND WELL-BEING,
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WHICH IS ULTIMATELY
A SERIOUS THREAT
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TO MY HAPPINESS
AND WELL-BEING.
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- [laughs]
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YOU HAVE DESIGNS ON HER,
DON'T YOU?
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- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE INSINUATING.
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- I'M INSINUATING THAT YOU'RE
ONE HORNY FUCKIN' DENTIST,
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DR. DAN.
- [laughs] WELL,
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I AM QUITE FOND OF HER,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
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OF COURSE.
SHE'S QUITE FOND-ABLE.
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- ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I, UM...
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I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT
WHEN I GREW UP, HANK.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY
FOR THE YANKEES.
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NOT ME,
I WANTED TO BE A DENTIST,
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AND I WANTED TO MARRY
A BUSTY, BLONDE HYGIENIST.
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- OH, MY.
- WHEN JULIA WALKED IN MY OFFICE
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THAT VERY FIRST TIME,
I KNEW SHE WAS THE ONE.
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- IS SHE AWARE OF HER ROLE
IN YOUR MANIFEST DESTINY?
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- WELL, WE HAVEN'T DISCUSSED IT
PER SE, BUT...
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CHEMISTRY IS QUITE PALPABLE.
- OH.
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- WE ARE VERY GOOD
FOR ONE ANOTHER, WE'RE A TEAM.
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ISN'T THAT THE VERY DEFINITION
OF A GREAT RELATIONSHIP,
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TEAMWORK?
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- I THOUGHT IT WAS LAUGHTER,
HOT SEX,
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AND THE OCCASIONAL
DUTCH OVEN.
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AT LEAST THAT'S
WHAT MY GRANDMA ALWAYS SAID.
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- YEAH.
LOOK, DON'T--
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JUST PLEASE DON'T
GET HER HOPES UP
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WITH THIS ACTING HOO-HA,
HANK, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'S CRUEL.
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I'M--LOOK, I'M GLAD
WE HAD THIS TALK.
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- OH, ME TOO, DR. DAN,
ME FUCKIN' TOO.
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- HEY, YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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JUST STAY AWAY
FROM THE OFFICE, OKAY?
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WE'RE ALL ABOUT PRESERVING
SMILES HERE,
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YOU KNOW, "MILES OF SMILES."
THAT'S MY MOTTO.
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YOU GOT IT?
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- YEAH, I GOT IT.
- OKAY.
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[Sid Vicious's My Way]
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- * REGRETS, I'VE HAD A FEW
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* BUT THEN AGAIN
TOO FEW TO MENTION *
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- OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MY LUNCH TODAY.
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- * I SAW IT THOUGH
WITHOUT EXEMPTION *
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KRULL?
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- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING,
CHURCHILL?
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE
I'M DOING HERE?
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- WH-WHY AREN'T YOU ON THE ROAD
WITH ATTICUS RIGHT NOW?
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- EH, I'VE RETIRED.
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I DROVE HANK BACK
TO SEE HIS LADY,
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AND I FOUND MYSELF
NOT WANTING TO TURN AROUND
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AND GO BACK ON THE ROAD
WITH THAT FUCKING NUT CASE.
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- [laughs]
- I'VE HAD ENOUGH, PAL.
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BEEN 'ROUND THE WORLD
TOO MANY TIMES,
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TOO MANY LUNATICS.
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HANK INSPIRED ME TO LOOK UP
THE LOVE OF ME OWN LIFE.
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00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:40,000
- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
223
00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:41,830
- THAT'S FANTASTIC.
HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU?
224
00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:44,930
- NOT SO GREAT.
TURNS OUT SHE'S DEAD.
225
00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:47,400
- AH...BUMMER.
226
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,840
- YEAH, HOW'D IT WORK OUT
FOR HANK?
227
00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:52,410
- [inhales deeply]
NOT SO GREAT, YEAH.
228
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,940
I MEAN, SHE'S ALIVE
AND EVERYTHING,
229
00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:56,380
BUT, UH, TSK,
WASN'T SO KEEN ON REKINDLING.
230
00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:57,910
IT'S A LONG STORY.
231
00:09:57,950 --> 00:10:00,580
- OH, WELL.
TIME TO RELAX.
232
00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,890
TIME TO WORK ON ME MOTORBIKES
AND ME MEMOIRS.
233
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,820
- [grunts] I BET YOU'VE SEEN
SOME SHIT, HUH, KRULL?
234
00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,220
- OH, I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT
ALL RIGHT, MATE.
235
00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:11,830
THE DIRTY LIFE AND TIMES
OF A ROCK AND ROLL BUTLER.
236
00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,460
- YEAH? WHO IS IT
YOU'VE WORKED FOR?
237
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,370
- WELL, ATTICUS, OBVIOUSLY.
- OBVIOUSLY.
238
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:22,110
- LET'S SEE, NOW.
BOWIE, STONES, BAD COMPANY,
239
00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:25,010
HENDRIX, PAUL MCCARTNEY,
RINGO,
240
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,580
FLEETWOOD MAC, THE EAGLES.
241
00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:28,610
- WOW.
242
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,950
- PISTOLS, MOTORHEAD,
MOTLEY CRUE,
243
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,650
CLAPTON, SABBATH, OZZY.
244
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,890
- JESUS, THAT'S GONNA BE
SOME FUCKIN' MEMOIR!
245
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,720
- IT'S A STORIED LIFE, GOV.
246
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,360
- HAVE YOU WRITTEN
ANY OF IT DOWN?
247
00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,690
- YEAH, ALL OF IT,
STACKS OF PAGES.
248
00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,530
I DON'T THINK
I'M MUCH OF A WRITER, THOUGH.
249
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,630
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
250
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,300
ARE THERE SOME PAGES
I COULD LOOK AT?
251
00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:48,930
- SURE, I SUPPOSE.
252
00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:50,430
- COOL, LET'S GO.
253
00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,300
- WHAT, NOW?
- MM-HMM!
254
00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,270
- I'M BLEEDIN' WORKING.
255
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,470
- THERE'S NO TIME
LIKE THE PRESENT, KRULL.
256
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,250
- [coughs]
257
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,620
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
258
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:12,260
- I DON'T KNOW.
REALLY NEEDED A "ME" DAY.
259
00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:15,320
- YOU DID, DID YA?
- YEAH.
260
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,090
IT'S FUCKED UP AROUND HERE
RIGHT NOW.
261
00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:19,630
MOM'S ALL PISSED, SHE'S TALKING
ABOUT MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK.
262
00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,930
- MM.
- THINKS I'VE LOST MY MORALS.
263
00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,770
SHE DOESN'T REALIZE
I NEVER REALLY HAD ANY
264
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,000
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
265
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,400
- MM.
266
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,310
I GOTTA CONVINCE HER
TO DO THIS THING,
267
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,540
AND WHEN I SAY "I,"
I MEAN "WE."
268
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,810
- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT.
SHE THINKS SHOW BUSINESS
269
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,080
IS ALL FUCKED UP
AND CORRUPTIVE AND SHIT.
270
00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,750
- SHE'S RIGHT.
271
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,450
- SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT ME
TO WORK FOR THE SHOW ANYMORE.
272
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,720
SHE THINKS YOU'RE
A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME.
273
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,690
- I AM.
- IT'S COOL, THOUGH.
274
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,760
IF SHE DECIDES TO PACK IT UP
AND MOVE BACK HOME,
275
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,030
I'LL JUST MOVE IN WITH YOU.
- WHAT?
276
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,900
- YEAH, I'LL MOVE IN WITH YOU,
AT CHARLIE'S,
277
00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:55,260
OR WE'LL GET OUR OWN PLACE.
HOW FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE?
278
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,240
- HERE. HERE.
279
00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,310
[flicks lighter]
280
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:06,210
[bubbling]
281
00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,210
- [squeaks] OOH.
282
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:13,550
[whispering] THAT DR. DAN
IS A REAL FUCKIN' CREEPER.
283
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,680
- I HATE THAT FUCKIN' GUY.
284
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,190
HE'S ALWAYS STARING
AT MOM'S TITS,
285
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,860
TRYING TO BE BUDDIES WITH ME.
I CALL HIM DR. DICK.
286
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:22,460
- OH, WELL PLAYED.
287
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:23,730
- MOM GETS REAL MAD,
THOUGH.
288
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,190
SHE SAYS I HAVE TO RESPECT
MY ELDERS,
289
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,560
BUT THAT GUY CREEPS ME
THE FUCK OUT.
290
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,800
- YEAH.
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
291
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,500
- YEAH, WE DO,
DEFINITELY.
292
00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:37,640
[sighs]
293
00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:41,880
EH, WELL,
TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY, RIGHT?
294
00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:44,810
THIS IS REALLY COOL,
SMOKING WEED WITH YOU, AND SHIT.
295
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,580
- GET UP, WE GOTTA GO.
- WHAT?
296
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:49,290
- YEAH, YOU GOT A TOOTHACHE,
YOU GOTTA SEE THE DENTIST.
297
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,050
- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE,
I'M HIGH AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.
298
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:53,220
- THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED IN SICK
TODAY, THE BAD TOOTH.
299
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,320
COME ON.
- I DID?
300
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,790
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
301
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:58,790
[rock music]
302
00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:00,700
*
303
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,530
- BUT HE'S SO SAD
WITHOUT YOU, MISSUS.
304
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:04,030
- I KNOW, I KNOW, IRMA,
305
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:06,100
BUT HE LET SOME C-LIST SKANK
BLOW HIM.
306
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,940
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
- NADA, HE'S JUST A MAN.
307
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,140
HIS PENE GRANDE
MAKE HIM DO STUPID THINGS.
308
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:13,180
- [sighs]
- YOU COME BACK?
309
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,380
YOU PUT PERFECT?
310
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,280
[woman giggles]
311
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:20,020
- MARCY, IS THAT YOU?
312
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,050
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT A MIRAGE!
313
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,450
- WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE HOOKERS, STU?
314
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:26,190
- OOH, YOU FIND OUT
ABOUT THAT.
315
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:29,860
- UH, YEAH, YOU SENT ONE OF THEM
TO ME TO GET HER SNATCH WAXED.
316
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,560
HELLO.
- OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
317
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:33,600
I DID PUT IN A GOOD WORD
FOR YOU.
318
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,660
I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD USE THE BIZ.
319
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:40,100
- WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN
OVER MY FINANCIAL WELL-BEING,
320
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:44,870
BUT WHY ARE YOU BANGING HOOKERS
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
321
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,910
- WELL...
322
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,080
I DON'T WANT TO BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP
323
00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,980
WITH ANYONE, MARCY.
324
00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,120
YOU BROKE MY HEART.
- I BROKE--
325
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,480
YOU BROKE MY HEART.
YOU CHEATED ON ME.
326
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,520
- OH!
TWO VERY ROUGH
327
00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,620
AND TOOTHY BLOWJOBS, MARCY,
NOT SILKY LIKE YOURS.
328
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,490
THE ORGASMS WERE PAINFUL.
329
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,790
IT WAS LIKE CUMMING
INTO A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE.
330
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,430
- OY! I DON'T WANT TO GET
INTO THIS SHIT WITH YOU, STU.
331
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,070
- WELL, YOU KNOW I HAVE
MY NEEDS.
332
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,770
- YEAH, I KNOW
ALL ABOUT YOUR NEEDS,
333
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,740
YOU'RE FUCKING INSATIABLE.
- YEAH, WELL, WELL,
334
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,840
YOU HAVE GOT TO GET THE TOXINS
OUT, MARCY, SOMEHOW, SOME WAY.
335
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,710
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT'LL CLEAR A MAN'S HEAD.
336
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,910
AND SO NO MUSS, NO FUSS.
337
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:26,250
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A VERY HONEST TRANSACTION,
338
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,850
AND IT IS
AN INCREDIBLE BUSINESS.
339
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,720
I MEAN, THEY MAKE
SO MUCH MONEY.
340
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,690
- YEAH, WELL,
YOU'RE DOING TV NOW.
341
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,020
I GUESS IT WAS ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME
342
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,860
BEFORE YOU GOT
INTO PROSTITUTION.
343
00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:39,600
- WELL, THAT IS LOW, MARCY,
AND IT IS COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED.
344
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:42,630
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW A GOOD MOVIE?
345
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,570
- THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
346
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,600
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, OKAY.
- UGH.
347
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,110
- WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE?
348
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:54,440
I--SOMETHING MUST HAVE
DRAWN YOU TO ME.
349
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,410
- OKAY, WELL,
I HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA
350
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,820
THAT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU
FOR A LOAN,
351
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:02,620
BUT CHARLIE WAS RIGHT.
NO FUCKING WAY.
352
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:06,390
- NO, NO, I DON'T DO LOANS,
MARCY.
353
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:09,360
BUT I WOULD PAY YOU.
354
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,860
- FOR WHAT?
355
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,970
TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?
- YEAH.
356
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,100
$1 MILLION TO BE
INSIDE OF YOU AGAIN.
357
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,840
- I'M NOT
A FUCKING PROSTITUTE, STU!
358
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:25,070
- I KNOW, THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE SUCH A HIGH-VALUE TARGET.
359
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:32,320
- OKAY, SO YOU'D SERIOUSLY PAY
$1 MILLION TO FUCK ME?
360
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,950
- YEAH.
361
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,690
IN A HEARTBEAT.
362
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,320
AND IT WOULD BE THE MOST
DELICIOUS ORGASM OF MY LIFE,
363
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:46,160
AND ALL OF THE MONEY WOULD GO
TO MY FAVORITE CHARITY: YOU.
364
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,600
- JESUS.
365
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,230
I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER TO BE FLATTERED
366
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:51,870
OR THROW THE FUCK UP.
367
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,040
- OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST LET ME
SMELL YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES--
368
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,370
- OKAY.
- I COULD GO PLEASURE MYSELF.
369
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,440
HOW MUCH COULD I PAY YOU
FOR THAT?
370
00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:59,780
- EW!
371
00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:03,050
YOU ARE A SAD
AND DESPERATE MAN, STU.
372
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,050
BLECCH!
- I AM.
373
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,020
I FUCKED UP!
374
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,390
THE PALACE IS CRUMBLING
WITHOUT YOU, MARCY!
375
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,590
MARCY!
376
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:19,800
- HELLO, RHONDA.
- LEVON.
377
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:22,000
HONEY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
378
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:24,670
- I HAVE A REALLY BAD TOOTHACHE.
- YEAH.
379
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,240
- [sniffs]
- REAL BAD.
380
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:30,140
- HAVE EITHER OF YOU BEEN
SMOKING MARIJUANA?
381
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,510
[both laughing]
382
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:32,710
- NO WAY.
- MM, MM-MMM.
383
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,040
- YO, WELL,
HOW COME IT SMELLS
384
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,050
LIKE A ROCK CONCERT IN HERE
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
385
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,880
- MM.
- OH, NO--LISTEN,
386
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,450
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA BE FURIOUS.
387
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,850
- HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
388
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,750
- UH--
- IT'S A--IT SEEMS LIKE
389
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:48,390
AN IMPACTED MOLAR SITUATION,
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?
390
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,130
- AHH.
- OH.
391
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,660
- AHH.
392
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:54,100
- ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE
A TOOTHACHE?
393
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,100
- NOT REALLY.
394
00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,000
- OH.
- HANK MADE ME SAY IT.
395
00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:59,540
- ASSHOLE.
396
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,770
HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT?
397
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,710
- YEAH, I KINDA NEEDED
A "ME" DAY.
398
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,140
- [sighs]
I UNDERSTAND.
399
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,350
- WHY ARE YOU SO UNDERSTANDING
OF HIS FLAWS, BUT NOT MINE?
400
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,720
- 'CAUSE HE'S MY SON,
AND YOU'RE JUST AN AMORAL PRICK.
401
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,550
- OH, I-I MAY BE
AN UNCONVENTIONAL PARENT,
402
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,420
AND FATHER DOES NOT ALWAYS
KNOW BEST,
403
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,720
BUT--BUT MY HEART
IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE, YOU KNOW.
404
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,090
I SEE A PROBLEM,
I TRY TO FIX IT.
405
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,730
LEVON WAS A VIRGIN,
THAT WAS BUGGING HIM.
406
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,100
- [sighs]
- HE'S NO LONGER A VIRGIN.
407
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,200
I REMEDIED THAT SHIT,
BUT YOU,
408
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,930
YOU'RE A BIGGER PROBLEM,
BECAUSE YOU'RE--
409
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:31,530
YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY
FROM YOUR DREAM.
410
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,170
WHY?
'CAUSE YOU'RE SCARED.
411
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,200
- OH, I'M NOT SCARED, NO.
- YES, YOU ARE SCARED, YOU ARE.
412
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,740
- I JUST DON'T LIKE
WHAT'S HAPPENED
413
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:37,910
EVER SINCE YOU'VE COME
INTO OUR LIVES,
414
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,280
AND I DON'T WANT A JOB
415
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,010
JUST 'CAUSE SOME GUY
WANTS TO FUCK ME.
416
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,710
- EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK YOU!
GET USED TO IT.
417
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,050
THAT'S YOUR LOT IN LIFE.
418
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,220
"OH, WOE IS ME!
EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME."
419
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,690
YOU THINK THIS PLACE IS
ANY DIFFERENT FROM A TV SHOW?
420
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,720
DR. DAN HAS DESIGNS ON YOU TOO,
YOU KNOW!
421
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,360
- NO, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
422
00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,220
- YEAH, HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU HIS
BUSTY, BLONDE HYGIENIST BRIDE.
423
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,990
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS, JULIA.
424
00:17:58,030 --> 00:18:01,530
- OH, DR. DAN.
NOT YOU TOO.
425
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,570
- I'M AFRAID SO, JULIA,
BUT YOU CAN'T PRETEND
426
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,900
THAT YOU DON'T FEEL IT.
427
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,700
- FEEL WHAT, EXACTLY?
428
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,000
- WHA--
[laughs and stutters]
429
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,510
THE FLOW OF ENERGY
BETWEEN US.
430
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,240
- I REALLY LOVE WORKING
FOR YOU.
431
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,840
- YES, BUT IT'S MORE
THAN THAT.
432
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,680
IT'S THE ELECTRICITY
THAT COMES FROM...
433
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,710
KNOWING YOU'VE FOUND
YOUR SOUL MATE.
434
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,280
- AH.
435
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,650
- OH, GOD, WE NEVER EVEN
WENT ON A DATE.
436
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:28,060
- I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS
TO HAPPEN TODAY, JULIA,
437
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,430
BUT IT SEEMS THIS MOMENT
WANTS TO BE SEIZED.
438
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:35,060
SO HERE IN FRONT OF MY PATIENTS
AND MY STAFF,
439
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:39,200
I VOW TO PROVIDE YOU
WITH THE MOST WONDERFUL LIFE.
440
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,340
- GIRL...
- HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE.
441
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,570
- DUDE, YOU ARE NOT
PROPOSING TO MY MOM RIGHT NOW.
442
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,840
THIS IS NOT COOL.
MOM,
443
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,010
DON'T YOU DARE
SAY YES TO HIM.
444
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,480
- JULIA, LET ME
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
445
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,050
LET ME EASE YOUR BURDEN.
446
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,180
I KNOW BEING A SINGLE MOTHER
HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON YOU,
447
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,650
AND IT'S ROBBED YOU OF
YOUR YOUTH, IF NOT YOUR BEAUTY.
448
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,020
- OH!
- I KNOW LEVON,
449
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:59,590
HE PRESENTS
A GREAT MANY CHALLENGES,
450
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,860
BUT I DO BELIEVE
IN TIME I CAN LEARN
451
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,360
TO LOVE HIM
AS IF HE WERE MY OWN.
452
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:06,500
- HE'S ALREADY GOT SOMEONE
LEARNING TO DO THAT, THIS GUY!
453
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,930
- YEAH, I ALREADY HAVE A FATHER,
AND HE'S NOT A FUCKING CREEPER!
454
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,130
- HEY,
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, SON.
455
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:15,740
I WILL NOT TOLERATE
THAT KIND OF TALK IN MY HOME!
456
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:18,740
I DON'T BLAME YOU,
THOUGH.
457
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:22,080
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU JUST NEED
A POSITIVE MALE ROLE MODEL.
458
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:23,080
- [groans]
- OH!
459
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,280
- HONEY!
- OH, YEAH.
460
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,780
- LEVON!
461
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,120
[overlapping chatter]
462
00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:29,020
- YOU CHUBBY, LITTLE
FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
463
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,890
- HEY, DON'T
TALK TO MY SON LIKE--
464
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,160
[all yelling]
- OH! OH, MY GOSH!
465
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,860
- [spits]
466
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,730
- MY TOOTH!
467
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,800
YOU BROKE MY FUCKIN' TOOTH!
YOU'RE A GODDAMN ANIMAL!
468
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,570
- THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHA-FUCKA!
469
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,730
I STILL GOT IT.
- WAY TO GO, DAD.
470
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,000
- I STILL GOT IT.
I STILL GOT IT.
471
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:55,010
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
472
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,580
- JULIA!
HAVE YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART?
473
00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,150
- I'M IN, I'M ALL IN.
474
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:04,690
- MUSIC TO MY EARS.
GANG BANG AVERTED, KIDS.
475
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,290
- YES!
[relieved responses]
476
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,660
- I FUCKIN' LOVE GANG BANGS.
477
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:08,860
- THANK GOD
both: BAM.
478
00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,090
- I HAD SOME NOTES
ON THE SCRIPT,
479
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:11,330
SOME THOUGHTS
ABOUT MY CHARACTER.
480
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,500
- WHAT DO YOU--
- WHAT KIND OF THOUGHTS?
481
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,200
[writers chattering]
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HANK.
482
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,800
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
- IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO.
483
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,440
- AND, WELL, MAYBE I WAS
WITHHOLDING A LITTLE BIT
484
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,170
ABOUT THE WRITING.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
485
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,040
- OH.
- YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB.
486
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,840
- NOT LIKE HUGH?
- NOT LIKE HUGH.
487
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,040
- THANK GOODNESS.
488
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,280
- WHAT?
- DON'T FORGET
489
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,910
WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.
- OH, OH, YEAH.
490
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,320
LEVON WAS A BIG HELP TODAY.
491
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,850
IN FACT, I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT HIM,
492
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,950
AND WE WERE WONDERING
IF MAYBE HE COULD
493
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,920
AUDITION FOR A SMALL PART
AT SOME POINT.
494
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,520
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, JUST READ FOR IT.
495
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,820
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
496
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:43,160
- DIDN'T YOU
CALL IN SICK TODAY?
497
00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:45,230
- YEAH.
- WELL, HE NEEDED A "ME" DAY.
498
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,760
- UH-HUH, AND YOU FUCKED
IN MY POOL.
499
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,430
- MM, YEAH, I'M-I'M--
I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
500
00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:55,170
IT WAS KIND OF A--
LIKE, A BUCKET LIST THING.
501
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,380
- UM, YEAH,
YOU CAN READ FOR SOMETHING.
502
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,080
- AWESOME.
- AT SOME POINT, MAYBE.
503
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,480
- SAY THANK YOU.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
504
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,280
- LOOK HIM IN THE EYE.
- YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT, SIR.
505
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,620
- ALL RIGHT.
- DON'T MENTION IT.
506
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,850
WELCOME BACK.
507
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,360
- I'M CONFUSED IF THIS WAS
THE SAME DAY AS THAT,
508
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:15,420
OR A DIFFERENT TIME.
- THE SAME DAY.
509
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,830
- HEY, MARCY, HEY.
YOU REMEMBER KRULL, RIGHT?
510
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,360
- 'ELLO, MISSUS.
511
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,630
- WHAT THE FUCK
IS HE DOING HERE?
512
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:26,740
- UM, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE
TO A GUEST IN OUR HOME?
513
00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:30,210
- UM, BECAUSE THE LAST TIME
THIS GUEST WAS IN OUR HOME,
514
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,870
HE ASKED ME
TO GIVE HIM SUCTION.
515
00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:34,440
- AH, OKAY.
WELL, AHEM...
516
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,880
IT WASN'T EXACTLY OUR HOME
AT THAT TIME, IF YOU RECALL.
517
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:40,880
- YEAH, AND THE LAST TIME
I WAS HERE,
518
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,890
ATTICUS WAS EATING
A CHOCOLATE BAR
519
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,090
OUT YOUR FRONT BOTTOM.
520
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,760
- JESUS.
- WELL, HE WAS, ACTUALLY, MARCY.
521
00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:51,590
- UH, CHARLIE, I NEED TO SPEAK
WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT.
522
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,430
WON'T YOU PLEASE EXCUSE US?
523
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:56,300
- BE RIGHT BACK, KRULL.
JUST A SECOND.
524
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,300
WE'RE HAVING
A BUSINESS MEETING IN THERE.
525
00:21:58,330 --> 00:21:59,600
- I KNOW.
526
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,100
- WASN'T A SOCIAL HOUR.
- LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.
527
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,710
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
I KNOW HOW WE CAN
528
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,310
GET OUT FROM UNDER OUR
CURRENT FINANCIAL CRISIS?
529
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:09,140
- I DO TOO!
KRULL HAS A MEMOIR.
530
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:11,180
HE HAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE
STORIES, MARCY,
531
00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,180
HE'S BEEN
A ROCK AND ROLL BUTLER!
532
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,980
I CAN SELL THAT SHIT!
I KNOW I CAN.
533
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,220
- FOR HOW MUCH?
534
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,990
- MMM...
PROBABLY NOT SO MUCH,
535
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,020
BUT FOR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
- [sighs]
536
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,360
- YOU KNOW, SOMETHING--
ENOUGH TO PUT US
537
00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:24,060
BACK ON THE ROAD
TO WELLVILLE.
538
00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:29,470
- OKAY.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I KNOW HOW
539
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:33,870
WE COULD MAKE
A MILLION DOLLARS?
540
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,700
- YOU BEEN TALKING TO STU.
541
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:37,140
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
542
00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:38,870
- BECAUSE HE MADE ME
THE SAME OFFER.
543
00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:40,180
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
544
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:42,280
- BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING,
MARCY!
545
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:44,050
AND CRAZY,
AND NOT AT ALL
546
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,950
HOW HUMAN BEINGS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BEHAVE!
547
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,620
- THAT'S BULLSHIT,
CHARLIE!
548
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:50,190
IF A CLIENT GETS AN OFFER,
YOU FUCKING BRING IT TO THEM!
549
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:53,120
- I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PIMP,
MARCY.
550
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,790
- OKAY, LOOK,
I WAS PISSED WHEN HE FIRST
551
00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,430
TOLD ME ABOUT IT, OKAY?
- YEAH.
552
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,730
- BUT WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME,
I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT IT,
553
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,570
AND I THOUGHT,
"WHAT IS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL?
554
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,630
I FUCKED THAT GUY, LIKE,
1,000 TIMES."
555
00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:07,600
- [gags] YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO DO IT AGAIN!
556
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,470
IT'S--IT'S--
IT'S AGAINST HUMAN NATURE.
557
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:12,940
- WHY?
558
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,910
- WHAT IF YOU ENJOY IT?
559
00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:19,210
- WELL...
560
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:23,320
I PROBABLY WILL,
TO SOME EXTENT,
561
00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:28,220
BUT I DON'T LOVE HIM, CHARLIE.
I LOVE YOU.
562
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:32,090
OKAY?
I DON'T THINK I EVER LOVED STU.
563
00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:36,770
I LIKED BEING LOVED BY HIM,
AND IT--IT FELT GOOD
564
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,330
AFTER ALL THE STUPID SHIT
THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH,
565
00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:42,810
AND IF THE GUY WANTS TO STICK IT
IN ME FOR A MILLION BUCKS,
566
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,670
AND THAT MILLION BUCKS KEEPS US
AFLOAT FOR YEARS TO COME,
567
00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:50,010
BABY, WHAT IS
THE BIG FUCKING DEAL?
568
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:53,650
- I GUESS WHEN YOU
PUT IT LIKE THAT--
569
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,780
- OKAY, ARE YOU--
570
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:56,650
- I AM!
571
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:57,850
- [gasps]
572
00:23:57,890 --> 00:23:59,720
WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
573
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,990
I GUESS IT'S ALL THIS TALK
OF ILLICIT SEX, OR SOMETHING.
574
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:05,990
- OKAY, COME ON, LET'S GO.
- WHERE?
575
00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,900
- TO FUCKY TOWN.
COME ON!
576
00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:10,470
- THIS IS TOO WEIRD, MARCY.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
577
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,540
FUCKING ANOTHER GUY
FOR MONEY.
578
00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:15,070
- OURS IS NOT TO REASON WHY,
CHARLIE,
579
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,310
OURS IS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THAT HARD THING
580
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,140
AND FUCK IT.
COME HERE.
581
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:22,440
- OKAY, GOD.
582
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,910
[both moaning]
583
00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:25,780
- OKAY.
- [groans loudly]
584
00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:27,020
- OH, YEAH.
585
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,880
NOT TOO FAST. OKAY.
- [grunting]
586
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,850
- YES! BABY!
587
00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,790
[both grunting]
588
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,920
OHH!
589
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,990
- NO.
- OH.
590
00:24:37,030 --> 00:24:39,090
- [grunting]
- OHH.
591
00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:40,860
- UHH.
[sighs]
592
00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:43,600
- THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.
- YEAH.
593
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:45,030
BUT IT'S KINDA HOT,
THOUGH.
594
00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:46,640
- I'LL SAY.
595
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:54,940
[horror movie sound effects
on TV]
596
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,810
- HEY, COME ON.
- [giggles]
597
00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:59,410
- NOT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER.
598
00:24:59,450 --> 00:25:02,420
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO BED.
I'M FUCKING BAKED.
599
00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:05,650
GOOD NIGHT, MOM. [kiss]
- GOOD NIGHT, BABY.
600
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:07,020
- GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
601
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:08,160
- WHOA.
[kiss]
602
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:09,360
WE'RE KISSING NOW?
- YEAH.
603
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:11,630
- WHATEVS.
- OKAY, LOVE YOU GUYS.
604
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,630
- LOVE YOU, BABY.
605
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,600
- [sighs]
606
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:19,300
- OH, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S SO HAPPY.
607
00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:21,870
- WHY WOULDN'T HE BE HAPPY?
608
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:26,070
HIS MOM IS HAPPY,
DR. DICK IS OUT OF THE PIC.
609
00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:27,540
HE'S STONED.
610
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,710
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
TO HIS UNIVERSE.
611
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:30,850
- MM.
612
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,150
THANKS FOR NEVER TAKING NO
FOR AN ANSWER.
613
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,650
- IT'S WHAT I DO.
614
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:40,390
I SHOULD GO.
- MMM, DON'T GO.
615
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,760
- WHY NOT?
- WELL...
616
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:46,460
YOU'VE INGESTED ENOUGH WHISKEY
AND WEED TO STUN A HORSE.
617
00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:49,670
- OH, YEAH.
THAT IS TRUE, THERE'S THAT.
618
00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:53,600
- YOU KNOW...
- MM?
619
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,770
- YOU WERE RIGHT.
620
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,640
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
WHAT WAS I RIGHT ABOUT?
621
00:25:57,670 --> 00:26:01,980
- I'M SCARED, BUT I'M NOT SCARED
ABOUT ACTING OR NOT ACTING.
622
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:04,180
I'M SCARED ABOUT HAVING FEELINGS
FOR YOU AGAIN.
623
00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:06,780
- [sighs]
624
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:08,680
- 'CAUSE HE'S SO HAPPY
HAVING YOU IN HIS LIFE,
625
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,990
AND SEEING HIM HAPPY
MAKES ME HAPPY.
626
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,660
IT JUST REMINDS ME
OF A TIME
627
00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,420
BEFORE EVERYTHING
GOT SO FUCKING SERIOUS.
628
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,160
YOU'RE JUST AS FUNNY AND CUTE
AS YOU EVER WERE.
629
00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:21,660
- I KNOW.
IT'S REALLY UNFAIR
630
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,300
TO BE THIS CHARMING,
ISN'T IT?
631
00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:25,900
I'M LIKE--I'M LIKE
A BIOTERRORIST OF LOVE.
632
00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:27,540
- [laughs]
633
00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:28,700
- OR NOT.
634
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:31,010
- SHUT UP.
- YEAH, I'M GONNA SHUT UP.
635
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,180
I'M GONNA SHUT UP.
636
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,250
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR?
- WHAT?
637
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,450
- TICKLE FIGHT!
- OH, NO! NOT THAT, NO!
638
00:26:44,490 --> 00:26:45,690
- YEAH, OH, YEAH.
- [squeals]
639
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,420
I'M TOO TICKLISH!
STOP IT!
640
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,990
- YOUR TITS ARE TOO BIG,
I CAN'T GET TO YOUR ARMPITS,
641
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,330
THEY'RE BLOCKED!
- [laughs]
642
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,930
- PBBT!
- [laughing] OH, MY GOD!
643
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,830
[screams]
STOP IT!
644
00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:57,230
[laughs]
645
00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,200
THAT'S SO WEIRD!
646
00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:03,540
[both laughing]
647
00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:05,540
[slow Indie rock playing]
648
00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:06,510
- MMM.
649
00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:10,510
- * YOU'RE SHINING DOWN ON ME
650
00:27:10,550 --> 00:27:12,450
- DIDN'T WE SAY
THAT WAS A BAD IDEA
651
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,820
AND THAT WE SHOULDN'T
DO THAT AGAIN?
652
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,050
- YEAH.
- YEAH, WE DID.
653
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,250
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA GO.
654
00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:21,020
NO, I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA TAKE A CAB.
655
00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:25,090
- I'M SORRY, BUT
I'M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER.
656
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:31,130
*
657
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:33,540
[moaning]
658
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:40,880
- * WHY DON'T WE GO AND
TAKE A WALK DOWN THE STREET? *
659
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,750
*
660
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:50,950
* MEET SOME FRIENDS
AND THEN FIND SOME "E" *
661
00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:54,990
*
662
00:27:55,020 --> 00:28:02,560
* QUIET NOD AND SOME SYMPATHY
663
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:10,810
*
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