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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,530 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,100 - YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD THING IS, 3 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:12,800 MY HUSBAND'S DEAD, AND I'M NUMB. 4 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:15,070 - HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING, MOODY? 5 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,530 MY DICK DON'T WORK NO MORE. A MAN CAN ONLY SHOOT 6 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:17,700 SO MANY LOADS IN A LIFETIME. 7 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:19,670 I MEAN, LITERALLY, YOU CAN RUN OUT. 8 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,810 - WE NEED ONE POUND OF YOUR BEST PERUVIAN BLEND. 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,140 WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY. - I LIKE THAT SUIT. 10 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:26,080 TAKE IT OFF. - WHAT ABOUT YOUR OLD LADY? 11 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,510 - WHAT ABOUT HER? - WHAT ABOUT HER NEEDS? 12 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:28,850 - WIVES ARE DIFFERENT. 13 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,350 THEY DON'T RUB THEMSELVES RAW LIKE WE DO. 14 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:33,380 - I KNOW MY HUSBAND FUCKS AROUND ON THE ROAD, 15 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:34,550 BUT WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. 16 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,150 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 17 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,660 - REGARDING? - AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR. 18 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,490 - OH, MY. - I'M STILL IN LOVE 19 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,330 WITH HER, STU. - ME TOO. 20 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,660 BUT I WILL PAY YOU TO NOT PURSUE MARCY ANY LONGER. 21 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:47,600 - THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER. 22 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,200 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 23 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:52,540 IT'S A ROCK OPERA WITH THE TONE OF MY BOOK. 24 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:53,700 - IT'S BOLLOCKS. 25 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,370 - IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY HEART, 26 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:58,540 AND YOU HAVE A HUGE HEART. 27 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,340 - OH, I JUST HAD ME 28 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:03,550 AN ASSGASM. OH. 29 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:17,190 - HANK. * HANK 30 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:19,460 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 31 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,200 YOUR WORK IS DELIGHTFUL. 32 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:23,170 - GREAT JOB ON THE REWRITE, HANK. 33 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,600 IT REALLY PUTS A SMILE ON THE FACE. 34 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,600 - I LOVE A GOOD MUSICAL. 35 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,810 WARMS THE FUCKING COCKLES. 36 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,610 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 37 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,740 - THE MISSUS CAUGHT ME 38 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:33,210 EATING ONE OF HER CHOCOLATE BARS 39 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,310 OUT OF THE CLEANING LADY'S VAGINA. 40 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,750 - [snorts and laughs] 41 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,320 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 42 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,450 - NO, IT WAS DELICIOUS. 43 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,350 IT WAS MARILYN MANSON'S IDEA. 44 00:01:42,390 --> 00:01:44,590 ONCE UPON A TIME, ACCORDING TO ROCK LEGEND, 45 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,490 MIND YOU, MICK JAGGER WAS CAUGHT 46 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,920 EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR 47 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,500 OUT OF MARIANNE FAITHFULL'S WARM, GOOEY CENTER. 48 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:52,860 BOWIE WAS THERE TOO. 49 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,760 OF COURSE NOW THEY ALL SWEAR IT NEVER HAPPENED. 50 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,370 BUT I FELT LIKE I SHOULD TRY IT AT LEAST ONCE. 51 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,700 I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED IT'S TAKEN ME THIS LONG. 52 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,370 - BY THE BY, ATTICUS, 53 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:04,640 JUST ANY IDEA HOW LONG YOU MIGHT BE STAYING? 54 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,240 - I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 55 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,480 IT COULD BE QUITE A WHILE, THOUGH. 56 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:08,780 SHE WAS FUCKING FURIOUS. 57 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:11,620 ALMOST CUT MY DICK OFF. 58 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:13,520 IS THIS GONNA BE A PROBLEM, RUNKLE? 59 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,620 - NO. 60 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:15,920 I JUST-- YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT 61 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:17,520 YOU MIGHT BE MORE COMFORTABLE AT A HOTEL. 62 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,320 - WHY WOULD I BE MORE COMFORTABLE 63 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,520 PAYING FOR POSH LODGINGS 64 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,430 WHEN I CAN STAY WITH MY MANAGER? 65 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,430 FOR FREE. 66 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:25,930 - MAKES SENSE TO ME. 67 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,400 TELL ME, WILL... [whispers] KRULL 68 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:29,530 BE STAYING TOO? 69 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:30,600 - OF COURSE. 70 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:31,770 HE'S MY ROAD MANAGER. 71 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,940 ANYTIME I LEAVE MY HOUSE, 72 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:34,400 I'M TECHNICALLY ON THE ROAD. 73 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,270 KRULL GETS ME FROM POINT "A" TO POINT "B" 74 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,680 AND KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ALL MY FAVORITE CREATURE COMFORTS 75 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:39,940 ALONG THE WAY. 76 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:42,650 - WHERE'S THE SHITTER IN THIS PLACE? 77 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,820 OOH. 78 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:47,750 - YEAH, GO EASY, BIG FELLA. 79 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,490 LOW-FLOW TOILETS. - HEY. 80 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,360 WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY. - WHY? 81 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:53,360 - I'M NEWLY SINGLE. 82 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,920 YOU'VE JUST HAD A MAJOR CREATIVE BREAKTHROUGH. 83 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,690 WE SHOULD FUCKING CELEBRATE. 84 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,860 ONE SHOULD MARK SUCH FUCKING MILESTONES. 85 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,300 - YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT REALLY A BAD IDEA, HANK. 86 00:03:02,330 --> 00:03:03,770 THE LAST BIG PARTY I HAD HERE 87 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,370 WAS FILLED WITH SMELLY LEATHER BOYS. 88 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,400 COULDN'T REALLY WASH THE STINK OFF THE JOINT. 89 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,970 - OKAY, WELL, WHERE'S THE MASTER? 90 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:10,570 I'M GONNA REST UP FOR TONIGHT'S SHINDIG. 91 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,980 - FOLLOW THE KRULL. 92 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:13,640 - OH, AND, RUNKLE, CAN YOU GET A PIANO DELIVERED? 93 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,310 AND MAKE SURE THERE'S HEAPS OF ALCOHOL AND COCAINE 94 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:17,850 AND MARS BARS AND ASTROGLIDE. 95 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,350 BRILLIANT WORK, HANK. 96 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:21,490 I'M GONNA GO PUT THIS UNDER MY PILLOW 97 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,390 AND DO SOME DREAM-WRITING. 98 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:27,460 BUT FIRST I MUST MASTURBATE MYSELF TO SLEEP. 99 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:30,460 [upbeat music] 100 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:38,470 * 101 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:17,040 - [shouts like a ninja] 102 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,480 - MOODY. 103 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:19,510 - EDDIE NERO. 104 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:20,910 AS I LIVE AND BREATHE. 105 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:23,010 - CAN I HAVE A GO? 106 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:24,880 I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO TACKLE HANK. 107 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,620 - NO, NO. THAT'S MY THING. 108 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:29,950 I'M GONNA DO IT. - DO WHAT? 109 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,660 - CONTINUE MY GREAT TRADITION 110 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,020 OF BRINGING YOUR WORDS TO LIFE. 111 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,920 THIS TIME ON THE BOARDS IN FRONT OF THE FOOTLIGHTS. 112 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,930 - CAN YOU EVEN SING? - CAN I SING? 113 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,400 - I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU? 114 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:41,060 - * WE KNOW WE BELONG TO THE LAND * 115 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:44,070 * AND THE LAND WE BELONG TO IS GRAND * 116 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,070 * AND WHEN WE SAY both: * YOW 117 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,540 - * YIP-AY-YO-AY-YAY both: * YOW 118 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,840 - * WE'RE ONLY SAYING, YOU'RE DOING FINE, OKLAHOMA * 119 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,080 * OKLAHOMA, O.K. 120 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:56,750 * L-A-H-O-M-A - [singing along] 121 00:04:56,780 --> 00:05:00,520 - * OKLAHOMA 122 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,420 [laughter] 123 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:03,950 IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE? 124 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,120 - I GOT SERIOUS DOUCHE CHILLS 125 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,690 RUNNING UP AND DOWN MY SPINE. 126 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,090 I'M ALSO A LITTLE HARD, I HAVE TO ADMIT. 127 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,890 - I'LL BET YOU ARE. CAN I SEE IT? 128 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,630 - [chuckles] - NO, CAN I SEE IT? 129 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:12,830 - NO! 130 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:15,530 - HEY, PUSSY FART, HOW YOU DOING? 131 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:16,630 - EH, ALL RIGHT, EDDIE. 132 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:19,800 HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? - I HEARD YOU CAME OUT RECENTLY. 133 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,100 - FOR A SHORT TIME, YES. 134 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:22,440 - HE ALMOST TOOK A MAN IN HIS MOUTH. 135 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:23,910 - I TOOK A MAN IN MY MOUTH ONCE. 136 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,710 - YES, WE KNOW, EDDIE. 137 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,080 - I ENGINEERED THAT ORGASM. 138 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:32,020 MY HANDS, MOUTH, FEET. [gagging] 139 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:41,860 I WATCHED HIS JISM FORM A SLIMY ST. LOUIS ARCH 140 00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:43,460 IN THE AIR BEFORE LANDING COMFORTABLY 141 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:46,400 ON THE RUG IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. 142 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:47,960 - YOU PERFORMED FELLATIO IN THE WHITE HOUSE? 143 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,070 - SHH, IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE, BUT YES. 144 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,570 - I HAD AN EXPERIENCE 145 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,940 WITH A GENT ONCE. 146 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:52,940 HE WAS QUITE PRETTY. 147 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,070 SHOWED UP IN THE BACKSTAGE AREA. 148 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:58,710 FOOLED THE ROAD CREW. SURE AS HELL FOOLED ME. 149 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,810 HE GAVE A LOVELY BLOW JOB. 150 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,510 I REACHED INTO HIS KNICKERS, 151 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,110 FELT WHAT I INITIALLY THOUGHT TO BE 152 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:06,480 A SLIGHTLY OVERSIZED FEMALE CLITORIS, 153 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,650 BUT, NO, IT WAS A GENTLEMAN'S SHORT, BUT QUITE BROAD PENIS. 154 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:12,090 I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 155 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,420 "WHAT WOULD BOWIE DO?" 156 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,690 AND THEN I GAVE UP AND GOT SECURITY TO BEAT HIM SENSELESS. 157 00:06:17,730 --> 00:06:19,660 AND THEN I FELT SORRY FOR HIM 158 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,000 AND LET HIM BLOW ME AGAIN. 159 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:22,570 HOLES IS HOLES WHEN ALL'S SAID AND DONE. 160 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,030 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 161 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:28,040 - I HAVE BIG NEWS. 162 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:30,710 TONIGHT I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN. 163 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:33,040 - OH, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALERT THE MEDIA. 164 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,210 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT OR MAYBE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. 165 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,680 - WELL, I HAVE BEEN CELIBATE FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 166 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,780 I THOUGHT THAT I'D LOST ALL MY LOADS. 167 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,220 BUT THEY CAME BACK, AND IF I'M GOING TO STAR 168 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,150 IN A TRADITIONAL LOVE STORY, I NEED TO REMEMBER 169 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:46,820 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO COME AGAIN WITH A WOMAN. 170 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,590 AND, BY THE WAY, WHAT'S THE DEAL 171 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:49,760 WITH THIS PARTY? 172 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:51,660 'CAUSE SEEMS LIKE IT'S A LITTLE BIT 173 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,930 OF A SAUSAGE FEST. 174 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,460 - YEAH, RUNKLE. WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? 175 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,530 - I'M SORRY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 176 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:58,230 I SAID WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY. 177 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,840 DID YOU EXPECT ME TO SEND OUT THE FUCKING INVITES, 178 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:01,040 YOU SENSELESS WANKER? 179 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,710 AND WHAT ABOUT THE DRUGS? 180 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,540 WHERE ARE THE DRUGS? - OKAY. 181 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:07,240 ATTICUS, WELL, WE HAD GOOD LUCK WITH THE CHOCOLATE BARS 182 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,250 AND THE ASTROGLIDE, BUT THERE WAS 183 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,150 A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM WITH THE DRUGS. 184 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,120 - [grunts] 185 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:17,150 FUCKIN' FUCK, RUNKLE. 186 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:19,660 JESUS. AAH! 187 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,660 - WAS THAT A BANANA? 188 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,830 - I WANT DRUGS. 189 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,760 I WANT SOME FUCKING GIRLS 190 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:26,200 AND SOME FUCKING DRUGS. 191 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,570 DRUGS. 192 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,730 - WHOO! - HEY. 193 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:32,270 [indistinct chatter] 194 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,240 HI. 195 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,510 - HANK MOODY. both: BOOM. 196 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,570 - HEY. HOW'S MY SUIT? 197 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,580 - IT'S ASPIRATIONAL. - AH. 198 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:41,980 - GONNA FIT IN THAT FUCKER ONE DAY. 199 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,110 - EXCELLENT, EXCE-- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 200 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:46,580 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING SNARKY. 201 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,750 SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, ASSHOLE. 202 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,890 I'LL FIT IN THAT SUIT BEFORE YOU GROW YOUR FUCKING HAIR BACK. 203 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,620 both: BOOM! 204 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:57,860 - FRANK. - WIDOW. 205 00:07:57,890 --> 00:08:02,200 - [giggles] COME HERE. 206 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:06,540 AND IF IT ISN'T THE BLOODY WARLOCK WHO TURNED ME BUM 207 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:09,770 INTO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH. 208 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:11,110 I'VE MISSED YOU, 209 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:13,140 YOU DIRTY, BALD BASTARD, YOU. 210 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,610 - NICE TO SEE YOU, TRUDY. 211 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,080 HOW YOU BEEN? - I'VE BEEN WELL. 212 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,610 I'VE BEEN WELL, YOU KNOW. - GOOD. 213 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:19,080 - THINKING ABOUT FINDING ME A NEW HUSBAND. 214 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,720 - OH, REALLY? 215 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,150 - TONY LEFT ME IN FINANCIAL SHAMBLES. 216 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:24,650 YOU KNOW. I MEAN, WE SPENT IT 217 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:25,890 AS FAST AS HE MADE IT. 218 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,890 - I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S MARRIAGE MATERIAL, 219 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,030 BUT EDDIE NERO RIGHT OVER HERE 220 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,660 IS LOOKING TO BUST A BIG, FAT LOAD 221 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,160 AFTER BEING CELIBATE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 222 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,800 - REALLY? - MAYBE YOU TWO COULD HELP 223 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:36,030 EACH OTHER OUT. - OH, NO. 224 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:37,630 HE'S A LITTLE TOO PRETTY FOR ME. 225 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:39,740 - AND HE POOPS ON PEOPLE. - [gasps] 226 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,810 BLUE EYES POOPS ON PEOPLE. YOU'RE INTO THE SCAT-PLAY, HUH? 227 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,170 - [scats] POOP! 228 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,780 IT WAS A PHASE BUT A MESSY PHASE. 229 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:49,910 - [scats] I'VE BEEN THERE ONCE OR TWICE. 230 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,750 I HAVE. REAL MESSY. 231 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:52,920 SPEAKING OF DIRTY, 232 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,180 WHAT DO YOU SAY, POPEYE? 233 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:55,350 YOU READY TO BUST ONE OUT OF THE CHAMBER, 234 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,250 SO WE CAN SIT BACK, RELAX, 235 00:08:57,290 --> 00:09:00,120 AND ENJOY THE PARTY? - [imitates Popeye] 236 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,830 - DON'T MIND IF I DO. 237 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,690 - YAY. ATTABOY. 238 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:06,160 [scatting] 239 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,700 POOP, POOP. 240 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:10,700 [rock music] 241 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:12,340 * 242 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:13,970 - STOP. 243 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,670 DON'T STOP. 244 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,210 STOP. 245 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,910 I'M ALMOST DONE. 246 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:21,110 FUCK. 247 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,750 THIS IS GOOD, HANK. 248 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,610 ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP YOUR BONES. 249 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:25,750 - ALMOST? WHAT ELSE-- 250 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,950 I GOT A TYPEWRITER RIGHT HERE. 251 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,990 - [sighs] DAMN. 252 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:31,090 - THANK YOU. 253 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,120 WELL, YOUR THOUGHTS, 254 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,190 AND THE KIND, THOUGHTFUL, 255 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,390 LONG-LEGGED MANNER 256 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,190 IN WHICH YOU CHOSE TO EXPRESS THEM, 257 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,900 HAD MUCH TO DO WITH THE END RESULT. 258 00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:44,330 - WELL, IT LEAVES YOU WITH THE SAME FEELING 259 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:47,270 THAT A REAL GREAT SONG DOES. 260 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:52,210 SADLY, I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 261 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,180 - WHAT? NO MORE SEXY TIME? 262 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,310 SAY IT AIN'T SO. 263 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:58,050 - WELL, TOO MUCH LEADS TO TOO MUCH. 264 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,980 SOONER OR LATER, SOMEONE GETS HURT. 265 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,080 - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 266 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,120 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO YOUR BEST 267 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:03,350 NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. 268 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,090 - I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT ME. 269 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,720 - NO, NO, BE CAREFUL. 270 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,420 I HAVE A TENDENCY TO TAKE ROOT IN THE HEARTS 271 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,990 AND MINDS OF THOSE WHO INITIALLY FIND ME OFF-PUTTING. 272 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:13,330 IT'S A SMALL, BUT LOYAL GROUP. 273 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:17,330 - WELL, EVERYTHING PUT TOGETHER 274 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:19,040 FALLS APART, HANK. 275 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,870 - PAUL SIMON. - VERY GOOD. 276 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,740 - NO, THAT WAS EASY FOR ME. KNOW WHY? 277 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,070 - WHY? - 'CAUSE I'M OLD AS DIRT. 278 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:25,740 - OH. 279 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:28,880 OH, COME HERE. 280 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:31,750 YOU'RE NOT SO OLD. - OH, SWEET TALKER. 281 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,260 OH, MY BACK. - [laughs] 282 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:42,890 - MY BACK. OH, JEEZ. 283 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:45,230 - [laughs] 284 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,930 [rock music] 285 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:52,140 - I'VE NEVER BEEN SODOMIZED IN A CHILD'S NURSERY BEFORE. 286 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,100 WHAT FUN. - THAT'S ODD. 287 00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,410 OH, HEY, YOU TWO. 288 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,280 HEY. OH, THIS IS TRUDY. 289 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,040 THIS IS MARCY AND KAREN. 290 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,310 THIS IS TRUDY, AND TRUDY WAS RECENTLY WIDOWED. 291 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,350 - IT'S TRUE. I WAS. 292 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:08,920 YEAH, MY HUBBY O.D.'D. - OH, SORRY. 293 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,320 - BUT JEAN-LUC PICARD HERE HAS BEEN KEEPING ME COMPANY. 294 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:13,490 - JEAN-LUC PICARD. - RIGHT? 295 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,460 HE'S NOT TOO BIG IN THE LAP, YOU SEE, 296 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:17,790 BUT HE'S ENTHUSIASTIC, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 297 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:20,060 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 298 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,800 - HEY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WEREN'T COMING. 299 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,330 - THEY SAID THEY WEREN'T COMING. 300 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:25,800 HERE THEY ARE. 301 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,800 - GOOD. - YEAH. 302 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,370 WE GOT BORED, WE SMOKED WEED, 303 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:32,310 AND WE WANTED TO MEET ATTICUS FETCH, YEAH! 304 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,910 - YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD. 305 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:36,210 - YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM. BOTH OF YOU. 306 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,810 HE'S SINGLE NOW, 307 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:39,220 AND HE'S QUITE GOOD IN THE SACK, YOU KNOW. 308 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,480 A LITTLE LAZY WHEN IT COMES 309 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,350 TO THE ORAL RETURN FAVORS AND SUCH. 310 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,960 UNLIKE THE ASS WHISPERER HERE. - THAT'S ME! 311 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:48,220 - HE GIVES AS GOOD AS HE GETS, HE DOES. 312 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:50,860 - OH, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY MY EXPERIENCE. 313 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,130 - HEY. 314 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,360 - HAVE YOU EVER DONE ATTICUS BEFORE? 315 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,970 - UH, NO, I HAVE NOT HAD THE PLEASURE. 316 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,230 - WE SHOULD DO HIM TOGETHER. 317 00:11:57,270 --> 00:12:00,000 - WE COULD. OR WE COULD GO GET A DRINK 318 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,100 RIGHT--RIGHT NOW. 319 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,370 - WHATEVER YOU THINK, LOVE. 320 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,040 - MARCY, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO ATTICUS. 321 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,370 - NO. ALLOW ME. 322 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:08,240 - OKAY. WHICHEVER ONE. LEAD THE WAY. 323 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:11,180 - I SEE YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND. 324 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,780 - YES, AND SHE'S--AND THAT'S WHAT SHE IS, A FRIEND. 325 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,150 SHE'S A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN 326 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,990 WHO HAS HELPED GUIDE ME CREATIVELY. 327 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,450 - RIGHT. I'M SURE. 328 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:21,420 SORT OF A FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE IN YOUR TIME OF NEED... 329 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:22,860 - OH. - KIND OF THING. 330 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,390 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M HAPPY TO SEE 331 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:26,230 THAT I CAN STILL GET A JEALOUS RISE OUT OF YOU. 332 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,530 BUT YOU JUST SAY THE WORD, 333 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,970 AND I WILL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH YOU. 334 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,140 YEAH, I SAID THAT. 335 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,840 - [scats] - OH. 336 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,970 YOU REMEMBER EDDIE. KAREN. - HI, HEY. 337 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:38,880 - KAREN, YOU REMEMBER YUSUF NERO? 338 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,810 - OF COURSE. THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, 339 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,280 YOU WERE SEEING THAT HANDSOME AFRICAN-AMERICAN FELLOW. 340 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,950 - NO, THAT WAS JUST A PHASE, LIKE YOU POOPING ON PEOPLE. 341 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:48,280 - I HAD A FEELING THAT WAS A PASSING THING. 342 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,890 A MILK CHOCOLATE MANDINGO FANTASY. 343 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,820 PERFECTLY NORMAL. YOU'RE ENTITLED. 344 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:54,960 PARTICULARLY AFTER THE HELL THAT THIS LUNATIC'S PUT YOU THROUGH. 345 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,860 - OH, OKAY, WELL, SPEAKING OF LUNATICS, 346 00:12:56,890 --> 00:13:00,200 YOU KNOW, KAREN WAS RECENTLY MARRIED TO A PANSEXUAL LOON 347 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,030 NAMED RICHARD BATES, THE WRITER. 348 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:04,230 YOU KNOW HIM? - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 349 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:07,500 HE'S THE MAN I TOOK IN MY MOUTH. 350 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:10,040 - OF COURSE HE IS. - RICHARD BATES. 351 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,580 HE WROTE THE DEFINITIVE DRAFT OF JOHN, 352 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:15,040 THE MICHAEL MANN MOVIE THAT WON ME THE ACADEMY AWARD 353 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,380 FOR BEST ACTOR, BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE KUDOS. 354 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,080 IT'S ABOUT THE WORK. - OF COURSE NOT. 355 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,550 - KAREN. - MM-HMM. 356 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:22,990 - IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER, 357 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,290 AND YET YOU HAVE NOT AGED A DAY. 358 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,020 YOUR STEMS, YOUR HINDQUARTERS 359 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,430 REMAIN GLORIOUS. 360 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,260 YOUR SKIN IS FLAWLESS. 361 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,330 YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 362 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,930 - WELL, THANK YOU, EDDIE. 363 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,470 - YOU WILL DO PERFECTLY. - WHOA, WHOA. 364 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,000 WATCH IT, NERO. - EDDIE NEEDS MY HELP. 365 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,240 - YOUR EFFLUVIUM IS DELIGHTFUL, A RARE VINTAGE. 366 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,210 COME, ALLOW ME TO SEDUCE YOU. 367 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,470 - NOW FUCK OFF. GO AWAY. 368 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,210 - WELL, WE TRIED. 369 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,380 - [sighs] KRULL. SORRY. 370 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,080 THE ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT ATTICUS 371 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,320 IS HE LOVES HIS FANS, AND WE'VE GOT 372 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,920 A GREAT, BIG ONE RIGHT HERE WHO WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SAY, 373 00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:57,620 "HELLO." 374 00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,060 - AND WHAT'S THIS BIG FAN 375 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,160 GONNA DO WITH ME? 376 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,520 - HEY, YOU. 377 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,360 I'M SOMEBODY'S MOTHER. 378 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,560 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT MINE, LOVE. 379 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:05,960 HOW ABOUT A BIT OF SUCTION? 380 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,030 - [gasps] 381 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:12,970 ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS. 382 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,070 - HMM. 383 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,140 - ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS. 384 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:21,140 [rock music] 385 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,550 * 386 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,990 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE PARTY. 387 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:34,460 HELLO, GIRLS. - WHO IS THIS? 388 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,330 - OH, PLEASE, ATTICUS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU 389 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,460 TO MY EX-WIFE. - AND MINE. 390 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:40,300 - AND THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD. 391 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,170 - YOU WERE BOTH MARRIED TO THIS WOMAN? 392 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,470 - YES. YES, WE WERE. 393 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,530 - [laughs] WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU? 394 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:48,340 - HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE? 395 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,240 MARCY. HUGE FAN. 396 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,710 - FINALLY. A FAN. 397 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,210 - SHE LOVES THE MUSICIANS. 398 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,280 SHE HAD QUITE A SERIOUS FLING WITH RICK SPRINGFIELD 399 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,010 ONCE UPON A TIME. - REALLY? 400 00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,180 YOU WERE ONE OF JESSE'S GIRLS, WERE YOU? 401 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,420 - YES. YES, SHE WAS. 402 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:02,990 SHE EVEN HAD THE RINGTONE 403 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:03,690 TO PROVE IT. 404 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,090 - WHY IS IT YOU NEVER MENTIONED 405 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,120 A FLING WITH A MAJOR FUCKING POP STAR? 406 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,620 - I DON'T KNOW, STU. 407 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,330 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING JEALOUS. 408 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,960 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE THE ONLY COCK IN TOWN. 409 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,430 - MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MARCY. 410 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,300 THAT IS WHY. - OKAY, WELL, IT LOOKS 411 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,440 LIKE THIS MEET AND GREET IS OVER. 412 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:23,040 LET'S GO, MARCY. - YES. LEAVE HER 413 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,440 WITH ME. - OH, THAT'S PROBABLY 414 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:25,570 NOT A GOOD IDEA. 415 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:26,640 - YEAH, WE'RE HAPPY TO STAY. 416 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,080 - YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MY TYPE. 417 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:32,980 I USUALLY GO FOR TALL, LEGGY BLONDES. 418 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,180 BUT YOU'RE QUITE SEXUAL, AREN'T YOU? 419 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,320 - SHE'S INCREDIBLY SEXUAL. 420 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,160 BUILT FOR SPEED, BORN TO FUCK. 421 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:42,060 SINKING INTO THIS WOMAN IS LIKE SWIMMING IN A VAT 422 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,460 OF EXQUISITE OIL. 423 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:46,400 - JESUS CHRIST, STU. A VAT? 424 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:49,000 YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE I'M ALL STRETCHED OUT AND SHIT. 425 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,000 SHUT UP! - WE HAD A NICE SEX LIFE 426 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,170 OURSELVES, YOU KNOW. IT WASN'T CRAZY OR ANYTHING. 427 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,370 - UGH! OY. - A FINGER UP THE ASS 428 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,170 EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. A BOTCHED THREESOME OR TWO, 429 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,010 BUT IT WAS QUITE FAMILIAR, COMFORTING. 430 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,480 - YOU HAVE QUITE A FAN CLUB, DON'T YOU? 431 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:06,080 - YEAH, LOOKS LIKE I'M QUEEN OF THE SHIT PILE. 432 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,750 - GO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 433 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,450 - YEAH. 434 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,090 - LEAVE YOUR EX-WIFE WITH ME. 435 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,590 - OH. 436 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,760 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CHAT. 437 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:16,530 - OKAY. 438 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,230 - HEY. 439 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,470 [rock music] 440 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,630 SO YOU AND HANK, HUH? 441 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:27,200 - ONCE UPON A TIME. 442 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,510 AND YOU AND HANK. 443 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,770 - SORTA KINDA. SOMETHING. 444 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:35,580 HE'S REALLY TALENTED. - YEAH. 445 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,110 HE'S TALENTED, BUT... 446 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,180 HE HAS A REALLY HARD TIME SUSTAINING IT. 447 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,550 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS 448 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,790 TO FIND THE RIGHT MOTIVATION. 449 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:49,230 - OH, GOD, I SO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT RIGHT NOW. 450 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,660 YOU JUST SEE ALL THIS POTENTIAL, RIGHT? 451 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:53,600 - [chuckles] YEAH. 452 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,530 YEAH. POTENTIAL'S EXCITING. 453 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,670 - YEAH, IT IS. 454 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,200 BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO HAVE 455 00:16:58,230 --> 00:16:59,140 A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP 456 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:00,700 WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S POTENTIAL. 457 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:03,810 - ESPECIALLY IF THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 458 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:08,280 - I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WAS YOU. 459 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,450 AND I KIND OF WAS YOU. 460 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,180 YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT. 461 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:16,190 [rock music] 462 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,290 * 463 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,360 - METHINKS YOU LIKE THIS ONE, FAITH. 464 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,620 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 465 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,590 - SHE LIKES HIM. I CAN TELL. 466 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,490 - WHO, HANK? 467 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:28,400 YEAH. I LIKE HIM. 468 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,600 I LIKE HIM AS MUCH AS ANY GUY 469 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,100 THAT I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH. 470 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,700 - I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE ARM OF LOTS OF GUYS. 471 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,870 YOU SEEM TO HAVE A REAL CONNECTION WITH THIS ONE. 472 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,870 - HE'S A GOOD GUY. HE'S SWEET TO YOU. 473 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,410 MAYBE IT COULD BE A REAL THING. 474 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,450 - YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER 475 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,180 WITH SOMEONE TO MAKE IT REAL. 476 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,380 - OH, BE GOOD TO YOURSELF, FAITH. 477 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:48,350 YOU DESERVE IT. 478 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,620 - SHUT UP AND DEAL. 479 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,420 [snorts] 480 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,790 - IF I HAD TO PICK, 481 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:59,730 I WOULD SAY FETCH LIVE, ALL OVER YOUR FACE 482 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,370 BECAUSE THAT ONE HAS ALL YOUR HITS. 483 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,170 - THAT'S LOVELY, DEAR. 484 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,470 SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLOW ME, 485 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,140 OR WOULD YOU PREFER TO HAVE ACTUAL INTERCOURSE? 486 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:12,210 - GOD. JEEZ. I DON'T KNOW. 487 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,310 I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SO... 488 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,610 - [laughs] 489 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,210 THAT'S CUTE. 490 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,810 OF COURSE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 491 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:21,250 - MM. DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN ON ME? 492 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,890 - MM. I'D PREFER NOT TO. 493 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,520 IT'S A LITTLE BIT INTIMATE 494 00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:29,190 AND ALSO, TO BE HONEST, A LITTLE BIT BORING FOR ME. 495 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:32,800 - OF COURSE, BECAUSE I'M JUST ANOTHER BANG TO YOU. 496 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:34,430 YEAH. - NOT AT ALL. 497 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,930 THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I'M GIVING YOU THIS GIFT, 498 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:40,940 THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TRANSCEND YOUR EVERYDAY SUBURBAN EXISTENCE 499 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,210 AND HAVE SEX WITH A FUCKING ROCK STAR, 500 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,610 THEREBY GIVING YOU A STORY TO DINE OUT ON 501 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,740 FOR YEARS TO COME, 502 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,340 THAT'S THE FUN BIT FOR ME. 503 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,780 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. THIS IS JUST SO FUCKED UP. 504 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,880 I MEAN, JUST-- JUST TAKE ME, OKAY? 505 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,650 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT RICK SPRINGFIELD WOULD HAVE DONE. 506 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,220 HE JUST TORE MY CLOTHES OFF AND STUCK IT IN, 507 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,320 SO JUST FUCKING DO WHAT YOU WANT, 508 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,360 BUT JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY, ALL RIGHT? 509 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:04,830 JUST FUCKING GO. GO. 510 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,800 - HEY, YOU GUYS. 511 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,700 HEY, DID YOU READ THAT TIMES ARTICLE 512 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:14,940 ABOUT THE GUY WHO DID THE THING, 513 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:16,610 AND THEN THIS OTHER THING HAPPENED? 514 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,710 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 515 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,480 BUT I FOUND IT FASCINATING. 516 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:22,780 - HANK, I AM HAVING AN INTIMATE MOMENT WITH KAREN, 517 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,250 AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SPOIL IT 518 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,580 WITH YOUR INCESSANT VERBAL DIARRHEA. 519 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:27,280 - WHAT IS IT, HANK? 520 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,750 ARE YOU NOT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION? 521 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,620 - WHERE IS HE? 522 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:31,820 WHERE'S ATTICUS? 523 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:33,320 - I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST, MY LOVE. 524 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,790 - OKAY, WELL, I'M PREPARED TO FORGIVE HIM. 525 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,690 - WHY? - WELL, HERE I WAS, 526 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:40,400 ALL PISSED OFF, CALLING EVERY DIVORCE LAWYER 527 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,400 I KNOW, AND LOOK WHAT COME IN THE MAIL. 528 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:45,730 THREE, COUNT 'EM, THREE SEVEN-FIGURE ROYALTY CHECKS. 529 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,300 - OH, COOL. 530 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,970 - I'M SO LUCKY. MY LIFE'S FUCKING AMAZING. 531 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,870 I MEAN, IF HE WANTS TO EAT A MARS BAR 532 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,340 OUT OF SOME DIRTY SKANK'S POONTANG, 533 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,310 WHO AM I TO JUDGE, HMM? 534 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,980 - WELL, THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL RATIONALIZATION, 535 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,580 BUT I THINK IN THIS CASE YOU HAVE A RIGHT 536 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,250 TO BE SLIGHTLY MIFFED. 537 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,820 - OH, DARLING, IT'S JUST SEX. 538 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,320 WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT? 539 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:05,720 - FUCK IF I KNOW, DUDE. 540 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,630 - MOVE. - SORRY, MISSUS, 541 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,960 I CAN'T DO THAT. 542 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,260 - [imitating] SORRY, MISSUS, I CAN'T DO THAT. 543 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:18,630 - [whimpers] 544 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:21,300 - [grunts] 545 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,470 - HELLO, DARLING. 546 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:25,510 - OH. 547 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,880 - IS ALL FORGIVEN? 548 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,950 - YOU FUCKING FUCKFACE. 549 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,420 - FUCK! ARE THOSE MY ROYALTY CHECKS? 550 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,820 - GET OUT OF MY WAY. 551 00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,890 - I'M SORRY. UGH. 552 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,030 [indistinct chatter] 553 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,790 - COME ON. 554 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,030 ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISH CAT-AND-MOUSE GAME. 555 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:54,970 YOU ARE GONNA FUCK MY BRAINS OUT, 556 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,540 AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCK 'EM OUT NOW. 557 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,870 - NO MEANS NO, YOU KNOW. 558 00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,010 - YOU SAY NO, BUT YOUR COCK HERE 559 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,910 BEGS TO DIFFER. - NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 560 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,010 HE DOES NOT HAVE DECISION-MAKING AUTHORITY. 561 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,510 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES 562 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:05,850 TO BE A ROCK STAR'S WIFE, HANK? - NO. 563 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,780 - I HAVE CERTAIN SKILLS. 564 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,050 I KNOW HOW TO GIVE THE KIND OF SHARP AND FOCUSED HEAD 565 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:11,750 THAT CUTS THROUGH THE BULLSHIT. 566 00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:13,020 - SHARP? - PLENTY OF WOMEN OUT THERE 567 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,920 ALL ARE LICKING LOLLIPOPS. 568 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,330 THEY'RE LAZY. THEY'RE ENTITLED. 569 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,930 THEY THINK JUST BY PUTTING IT IN THEIR MOUTH, 570 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,530 THAT'S ALL THEY NEED TO DO, BUT YOU AND I KNOW 571 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,930 THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. - RIGHT. 572 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,830 - I KNOW HOW TO GET SHIT DONE. 573 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,070 NOW YOUR COCK'S ON THE VERGE OF MAKING A DECISION, HANK. 574 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,840 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 575 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,610 [knock at door] 576 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,410 - EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE? - THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY SEEM. 577 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,040 - CAN YOU GIVE US A FUCKING MINUTE HERE? 578 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,550 - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. - I DO. 579 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,620 - NO, NO, NO. YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND. 580 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,050 - I DO. - YEAH. 581 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,550 THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 582 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:46,090 [mutters] 583 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,490 - FUCK. 584 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,820 AH, FUCK. 585 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:51,460 UGH, JESUS. 586 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,260 - WHOO! 587 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:57,600 - THANK YOU. THAT WAS PERFECT TIMING. 588 00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,400 - I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT NEED A LITTLE RESCUING. 589 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,540 - YEAH. 590 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,840 - [chuckles] 591 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:04,670 - WHAT? - HMM. 592 00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:06,840 [door opens] 593 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,120 - FUCK. 594 00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:16,120 - I GET IT. - SORRY. 595 00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:19,990 - YOU SHOULD GO. GO, GO, GO. 596 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:28,660 - KAREN. KAREN, THIS IS BULLSHIT. 597 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:29,970 HE POOPS ON PEOPLE. 598 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,170 MAYBE NOT ANYMORE, BUT HE HAS IN THE PAST, 599 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,840 AND THAT IS--THAT'S A SERIOUS FUCKING CHARACTER FLAW. 600 00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:38,870 [lock clicks] 601 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,650 THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE A REALLY LONG TIME. 602 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,880 MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TALKING. 603 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,120 YOU KNOW, LIKE WE'RE JUST TALKING. 604 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:51,890 - SURE. 605 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,890 RIGHT. JUST TALKING. - YEAH. 606 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,860 - MY ADVICE, JUST FUCKING MOVE ON, DUDE. 607 00:22:56,890 --> 00:22:58,630 - I'M NOT SURE THAT'S POSSIBLE. 608 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,900 - YOU CAN'T BEGRUDGE YOUR LADY FOR GOING OFF WITH EDDIE NERO. 609 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:02,160 DUDE'S FUCKING HANDSOME. 610 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,770 - YEAH, BUT KAREN'S NOT LIKE THAT. 611 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,640 - WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP MADONNA WHORE SHIT IS THAT? 612 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:08,140 WHAT, JUST 'CAUSE YOU LOVE HER, 613 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,710 JUST 'CAUSE SHE CRAPPED OUT YOUR KID, 614 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,440 SHE'S NOT ENTITLED TO BANG A MOVIE STAR? 615 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,180 - WELL, SURE SHE CAN, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN 616 00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:14,780 I CAN'T BE MAJORLY PISSED OFF ABOUT IT. 617 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,040 - OKAY. 618 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,680 THEN PLAY IT COOL, MAN. 619 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:19,650 THAT'S THE MOVE. 620 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,620 NEVER LET THE BITCHES SEE YOU SWEAT. 621 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,520 - MOODY. 622 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,820 [sighs] 623 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:31,990 THAT WOMAN IS AMAZING. 624 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,530 - OW! NOT THE FACE. 625 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:37,800 NEVER THE FACE. 626 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,000 YOU HIT ME IN MY FACE. 627 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:40,070 THAT'S A NATIONAL TREASURE. 628 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,470 THAT'S AN ACT OF TREASON. 629 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:46,040 - OH! MOTHERFUCKER! 630 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,940 COME ON. - I THINK I PULLED A HAMMIE. 631 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,110 - COCKSUCKER. SON OF A SHITTY, FUCKING-- 632 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,980 - NOW THE DRUNKEN MASTER. 633 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,950 - FUCK, GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING TABLE! 634 00:23:56,990 --> 00:24:00,090 GOD DAMN IT. FUCK. 635 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,930 [all shout] 636 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,560 - OH, SHIT. 637 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,100 - NOW IT BEGINS. 638 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:10,600 [women scream] 639 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:12,840 - OKAY, THEN. 640 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,700 [laughter] 641 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:16,970 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 642 00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:20,740 YES, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 643 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:25,610 I HAVE FUCKED UP THIS STORIED LIFE SOMETHING PROPER. 644 00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:26,650 ALL MY LIFE, 645 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,980 I HAVE LOVED EXACTLY ONE WOMAN 646 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,990 WITH ALL MY HEART. 647 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,760 HAVE I FUCKED COUNTLESS OTHERS? 648 00:24:33,790 --> 00:24:34,920 YES. 649 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,190 DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD MAN? 650 00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:39,730 I-I DON'T THINK SO. 651 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,170 BUT, IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION, 652 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,000 I AM A SCOUNDREL, 653 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:48,070 A ROGUE, A RAKE. 654 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,840 PERHAPS EVEN A RAPSCALLION. [everyone gasps] 655 00:24:51,870 --> 00:24:53,510 [laughs] 656 00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:57,110 BUT THE FACT IS 657 00:24:57,150 --> 00:25:01,680 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, NATALIE. 658 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,620 - OLLY, NO, PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN. 659 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:07,620 OLLY. PUT IT DOWN. - OLLY? REALLY? OLLY? 660 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:09,790 - DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WAS BORN ATTICUS FETCH? 661 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:11,630 - IT'S TRUE, HANK. 662 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,230 I HAD TO CREATE ATTICUS FETCH. 663 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:18,200 AND NOW I HAVE TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ME. 664 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:19,700 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 665 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,770 - NO, IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE ACTUALLY. 666 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,010 YEAH, HE CREATED A MONSTER, 667 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,640 AND NOW HE WANTS TO KILL THE MONSTER 668 00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:26,640 BEFORE THE MONSTER KILLS HIM. 669 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,910 I MEAN, I'VE FELT THAT WAY MYSELF. 670 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:30,010 I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE. 671 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,050 YOU'RE NOT ALONE, ATTICUS. 672 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,150 - UM, I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT ALL OUT. 673 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,690 - WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL TAKE ME BACK? 674 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,620 - FUCK NO. 675 00:25:38,650 --> 00:25:40,190 YOU'RE A LYING, CHEATING, 676 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,090 FUCKING SCUMBAG. WAH! 677 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,660 OKAY, I'LL TAKE YOU BACK. - REALLY? 678 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,930 YOU WILL? - WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT, DOLL. 679 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,930 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOU ON A VERY SHORT LEASH. 680 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:51,900 - THAT SOUNDS GOOD. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 681 00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:55,670 THAT'S WHAT THIS BOY NEEDS, SOME DISCIPLINE, 682 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:57,970 A LITTLE MOTHER'S DISCIPLINE. - MOMMY'S DISCIPLINE. 683 00:25:58,010 --> 00:26:00,010 OKAY, NOW, JUST GIVE ME THE GUN. 684 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,340 GIVE MAMA THE GUN. COME ON. 685 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:05,650 COME ON. THERE WE GO. 686 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,720 - [shouts] OW! 687 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,320 WHY DID YOU HIT ME? 688 00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:16,690 - IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING LOADED, YOU PUSSY. 689 00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:19,090 - [shouts] 690 00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:20,960 [kicking continues] 691 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:27,140 [groaning] 692 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,720 - CAN YOU SLOW DOWN? 693 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,690 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANGRY. 694 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,650 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DISAPPEARED INTO THE BEDROOM 695 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,720 WITH THAT FUCKING WEIRDO DEGENERATE. 696 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,990 - YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING NERVE TO TAKE ISSUE 697 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,760 WITH ANYTHING I DO EVER. 698 00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:53,160 - YES, NO, I-- YOU'RE RIGHT, 699 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,360 BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, 700 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,100 JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH IT HAPPEN? 701 00:26:56,130 --> 00:27:00,700 KAREN, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE TONIGHT ANYWAY? 702 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,810 - YOU KNOW WHY? 703 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,970 BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS THIS VOICE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD 704 00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:08,710 THAT SAYS, "MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT. 705 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,880 "MAYBE THE STARS WILL ALIGN, 706 00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:14,180 "AND THERE WILL BE THIS MAGIC MOMENT BETWEEN US 707 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:17,120 WHERE EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY AGAIN." 708 00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:21,720 [sobs] 709 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,760 BUT THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING OR SOMEONE IN THE WAY. 710 00:27:24,790 --> 00:27:26,290 - KAREN, YOU WANT ME NOT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE, 711 00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:27,760 JUST SAY THE WORD. 712 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,300 BUT IF YOU KEEP ME AT ARM'S LENGTH, 713 00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:30,930 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST SIT AROUND 714 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:33,440 WITH A COCK CAGE ON AND HOPE THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 715 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:35,070 SOME KIND OF EPIPHANY ABOUT US? 716 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,300 - DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I CARE 717 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:39,010 ABOUT YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE? 718 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,880 IF WE'RE NOT TOGETHER, I DON'T EXPECT YOU 719 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:43,010 TO HAVE TAKEN SOME VOW OF CELIBACY. 720 00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:47,250 IT'S JUST, WHEN I SEE SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU 721 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,990 THE WAY THAT I USED TO LOOK AT YOU, 722 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:52,790 I FUCKING HATE THAT. 723 00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:57,230 IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. 724 00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:01,830 - * AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS * 725 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:02,870 - AND THE WORST PART OF IT 726 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,200 IS THAT I TURNED INTO YOU TONIGHT. 727 00:28:04,230 --> 00:28:06,870 I-I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON. 728 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:08,400 I DON'T WANT TO START PLAYING GAMES 729 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,240 AND, LIKE, TRYING TO GET BACK AT YOU 730 00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:13,410 AND TRYING TO HURT YOU. 731 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,940 - I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER. 732 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:20,080 - * FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW 733 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:24,420 * AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 734 00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:29,490 * SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR * 735 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:34,830 * COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART * 736 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:39,430 * FOREVER TRUSTING WHO WE ARE * 737 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:44,470 * AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 738 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:52,450 * 51940

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