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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:10,090 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:11,730 - HE GAVE ME A RIDE BECAUSE I SPENT THE NIGHT AT HIS PLACE. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,730 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? - ROSS. 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,670 - WHAT'S YOUR POISON? - [chuckles] HEROIN... 5 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,400 COKE, BOOZE, SPEED. 6 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:18,570 A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, REALLY. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,740 AND THERE'S ALL THE FUCKED UP 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,210 SEXUAL SHIT THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT. 9 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,770 - HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BECCA'S THING TONIGHT? 10 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:26,180 - OH, WE KEEP IN TOUCH. SHE'S ALWAYS ASKING ME 11 00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:27,640 QUESTIONS ABOUT WRITING. - SHE NEVER ASKS ME 12 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,550 QUESTIONS ABOUT WRITING. 13 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:31,320 - [gasps] OKAY, HI. 14 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:32,750 I'M--I'M--I'M HERE TO SEE NATALIE. 15 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:34,580 - NATALIE'S MY WIFE. 16 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,750 NATALIE SAID, 17 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:37,690 "LET THE NEW DESIGNER IN." 18 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,090 - OKAY, THAT'S--THAT'S ME. 19 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,620 - I DON'T WANT TO TWIST YOUR ARM, 20 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,860 BUT, UM, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR HAND HERE... 21 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:45,760 AND SHOVE IT UP MY SKIRT. MMM. 22 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,800 - [screams] - IF YOU'RE GONNA DIE, 23 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,700 WOULDN'T YOU RATHER DIE WITH YOUR DICK IN MY BUM? 24 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:51,870 - IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE DOING 25 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:54,100 WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO. THIS IS IT. 26 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,840 THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 27 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:58,310 I'M SHITTING GENIUS RIGHT NOW. 28 00:00:58,340 --> 00:00:59,440 - HANK, WE GOTTA GO! 29 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,150 - DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I CRASH HERE? 30 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:03,750 DO SOME WRITING? MAYBE HAVE A FEW PEOPLE OVER? 31 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:05,850 - WHATEVER YOU NEED. - CONGRATULATIONS. 32 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,690 YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND. [laughs] 33 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:19,860 - [dry heaves] 34 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,100 [vomiting] 35 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:26,200 - HOME SWEET... 36 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,340 HOLY MOSES. 37 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,240 [cup clatters] 38 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:33,880 WHAT THE FUCK? HANK? 39 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:38,250 JESUS GUIDE ME! 40 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,230 ALL THE FURNITURE IS IN THE BEDROOM, HANK. 41 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,430 - SHH, SHH, SHH! 42 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,370 - JUST THE TIP. COME ON. - NO! 43 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,830 GET A CONDOM. - IS THAT BECCA? 44 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:59,370 - JUST LIKE FIVE SECONDS. FOUR SECONDS. 45 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,510 - SHE LOOKS GOOD, HANK. 46 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,470 SHE'S GROWN UP. - I'LL KILL YOU. 47 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:07,310 - SHE'S VERY WELL-DEVELOPED. - I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. 48 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:13,220 - YOU KNOW CHLORINE KILLS 99.9% OF THE SPERM, RIGHT? 49 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,380 IT'S TRUE. 50 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,390 OKAY, FINE. 51 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:18,490 I'LL GET A CONDOM, JEEZ. 52 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,690 HEY, HANK! WHAT'S UP? - HEY... 53 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,290 - OH! - DAD! 54 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:24,590 - [groaning] 55 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,360 - HI, BECCA. - OHH! 56 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,370 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:37,340 * 58 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:12,280 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT HIM. 59 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:15,280 - NO, I DIDN'T HAVE TO. I WANTED TO. 60 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,310 - HE COULD SUE YOU. 61 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:17,950 - YEAH, BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO CUT OFF HIS DICK 62 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,750 AND FEED IT TO THE HOMELESS. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 63 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,850 I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 64 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:23,890 - AM I SORRY FOR MESSING UP CHARLIE'S PLACE? 65 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,720 YES, OF COURSE, AND I WILL CLEAN IT UP. 66 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,990 BUT AM I SORRY FOR THROWING 67 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:29,530 A KILLER PARTY AND HAVING AN AWESOME TIME? 68 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,600 ABSOLUTELY NOT. [phone chirps] 69 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:32,730 - THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM, BECCA. 70 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,260 - RIGHT. - I'M NOT SURE I AGREE. 71 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,430 - GIVE ME THAT. 72 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:36,600 [whoosh] 73 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,870 BOOYAH! 74 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,400 - GREAT, NOW YOU HAVE TO BUY ME A NEW ONE. 75 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,800 - NO, I DON'T. - FINE. 76 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,470 THEN YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. 77 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,370 - I COULD BE HOLED UP IN A CRACK DEN SOMEWHERE, 78 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:46,340 AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TRACK MY IPHONE. 79 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:47,640 - I DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW. 80 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,880 DO YOU LIKE HER VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW? 81 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,050 - NO, I DON'T. - HMM. 82 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,680 - I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 83 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,850 YOU DRANK ALL THE TIME. - NOT ALL THE TIME. 84 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,890 - YOU SMOKE POT. - WHEN IT'S AROUND. 85 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,390 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ONE OF THOSE 86 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,490 MAGIC MARIJUANA CARDS OR ANYTHING, RIGHT? 87 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,760 - DO YOU USE COCAINE? 88 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:02,330 - [sighs] 89 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,560 I HAVE EXPERIMENTED WITH THE DRUG YOU CALL COCAINE. 90 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,900 A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, 91 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,900 IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, 92 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:10,570 IN MY MISSPENT YOUTH. - THAT'S A LIE. 93 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,770 - WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S IMPORTANT TO LIE TO CHILDREN. 94 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,070 - MM-HMM. 95 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,040 - THIS IS NOT A VERY GOOD TALK. - NO, IT'S NOT. 96 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:17,470 - BOTTOM LINE IS, 97 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:18,640 YOU'RE MAKING SOME QUESTIONABLE 98 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,880 CHOICES RIGHT NOW. - HUH. YEAH. 99 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:21,850 - SAYS THE QUEEN OF QUESTIONABLE CHOICES. 100 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,680 - HEY! BE RESPECTFUL - OW. 101 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:25,580 OF YOUR MOTHER'S QUESTIONABLE CHOICES. 102 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,420 - LOOK, I RESPECT YOU BOTH. ALWAYS. 103 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:30,820 MY HOME LIFE HAS BEEN CHAOTIC, TO SAY THE LEAST. 104 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:33,490 BUT I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT TOGETHER. 105 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,020 YOU GUYS HAD IT EASY WITH ME. 106 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,830 - AGREED. 107 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,600 BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT US TO IGNORE 108 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,060 THE FACT THAT YOU'RE 109 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,100 OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW. - YEAH, YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID. 110 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:44,600 - BUT I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 111 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:47,040 I'M PARTYING LIKE A ROCK STAR. 112 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,810 - OKAY, LOOK, ENOUGH OF THIS JIBBER-JABBER. 113 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,470 NO MORE LECTURES. 114 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,640 LET'S TAKE THIS SHIT 115 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,810 INTO THE FIELD. COME ON. 116 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,480 LET'S GO. 117 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:57,480 [upbeat music] 118 00:04:57,510 --> 00:05:04,950 * 119 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,560 - WHAT UP, RUNKS? 120 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:09,690 WHAT IS--WHAT? 121 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:11,130 - YEE! 122 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,030 - OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? - WHAT--I'M SORRY. 123 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:14,630 I'M SORRY. LOOK, I JUST-- 124 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,130 I HAD AN EXPERIENCE RECENTLY-- 125 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,930 - YEAH, LIKE A GAY THING? I HEARD. 126 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,870 - NO, NO, I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT NOW. 127 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,440 DIDN'T YOU HEAR? 128 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:22,240 - [laughs] NO. 129 00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:24,410 I HEARD THAT YOU GOT FIRED AGAIN. 130 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,510 - WELL, YES, THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE. 131 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:29,610 BUT... 132 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:30,950 - ARE YOU TRYING TO GET OUT 133 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:32,980 OF YOUR CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS OR SOMETHING? 134 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,620 - LOOK, A BOW. - IS THAT--STOP IT. 135 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:37,020 - NO! NO, NEVER. - UH-HUH. YEAH. 136 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,820 - GOD, I GOT A NEW JOB. - MM-HMM. 137 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,560 A GOOD JOB. I DO STILL 138 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,430 WONDER WHY I HAVE TO PAY YOU 139 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:46,830 TO CARE FOR A CHILD THAT YOU NAMED AFTER YOUR SECOND HUSBAND. 140 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:48,970 THAT STILL DOES NOT SIT WELL WITH ME. 141 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,400 - HE'S YOUR SON, CHARLIE! 142 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:51,840 - I KNOW, I KNOW, AND I LOVE HIM TO DEATH. 143 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:53,570 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE ABOUT, REALLY. 144 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,970 BECAUSE I HAD A LIFE-OR-DEATH EXPERIENCE RECENTLY. 145 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:58,980 AND IT REALLY-- IT CLARIFIED THINGS 146 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,040 FOR ME, MARCY. IT FOCUSED THINGS. 147 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,880 AND I THOUGHT, I WOULD REALLY LIKE 148 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:06,680 TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU AND LITTLE STU. 149 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,490 - WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 150 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,750 YOU'RE WELCOME TO SPEND THE DAY WITH STU, 151 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:12,590 AND I WILL GO SHOPPING. 152 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,860 - THAT WORKS TOO. 153 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:16,690 HAPPY TO LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD. 154 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:18,560 WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 155 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,030 I JUST KNOW YOU'RE WORKING SOME KIND OF ANGLE HERE. 156 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,470 - NO, MARCY, SCOUT'S HONOR. I HAVE NO ANGLE. 157 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,030 I AM ANGLE-FREE. 158 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:28,040 - THAT'S BULLSHIT, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE DICK'S ALL BENT. 159 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:29,670 - THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. 160 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:31,640 - THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 161 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,440 JUST KEEPIN' IT REAL, RUNKLE. 162 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,780 - I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. 163 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,480 - ALL RIGHT! 164 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:39,520 STUART! 165 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:41,620 - I KNOW ALL THIS "PARTYING LIKE A ROCK STAR" 166 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:42,990 STUFF LOOKS LIKE FUN, 167 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,590 BUT THIS SHIT EVENTUALLY TURNS ON YOU, YOU KNOW? 168 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,520 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT A REAL ROCK STAR LOOKS LIKE? 169 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,420 IT AIN'T PRETTY. 170 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,500 - HANK. 171 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:56,070 FRIEND. 172 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,770 [sniffles] I MISSED YOU. 173 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,000 AND YOU BROUGHT YOUR FAMILY WITH YOU. 174 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,070 - YES. - IS--IS THAT YOUR CHILD? 175 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,770 - BECCA. 176 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:05,070 - HELLO, CHILD. 177 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:06,580 HI. 178 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:08,080 - SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH. 179 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:10,980 - AND KAREN, OH, MY GOD! 180 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:12,950 - HEY. - I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU. 181 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,080 - OH. - DID I TELL YOU? 182 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,890 I WAS STANDING ON THE STAGE, 183 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,490 AND I SPIED YOU IN THE FRONT ROW. 184 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,560 AND I WAS ENCHANTED BY YOUR PRETERNATURAL BEAUTY. 185 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:21,960 SO I FOCUSED ALL MY 186 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:24,260 ENERGY ON YOU, AND--AND-- 187 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:27,200 AND I MADE YOU HAVE AN ORGASM JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU. 188 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:28,770 - HMM, HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE WASN'T FAKING IT? 189 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,470 - IT WAS MY FUCKING DREAM. 190 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,710 - OH, OOH, OH, GOD. 191 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:40,240 OOH, I'M FEELING SOMETHING. - [chuckles] 192 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,250 - I THINK IT'S BOUNCING OFF-- - SHUT THE FUCK UP. 193 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,710 COME ON, I'VE GOT SOMEONE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO. 194 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,750 HE'S A BIG FAN OF YOURS. [laughs] AND MINE. 195 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:48,850 - YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 196 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:53,620 - HANK, KAREN, CHILD... 197 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,530 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET THE POET AND PHILOSOPHER, 198 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,760 - HOLY SHIT, THAT'S... both: MARILYN MANSON. 199 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,760 - [snaps] 200 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,670 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DOING A DUET TOGETHER. 201 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,900 MAYBE A TOUR OF THE STATES. 202 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:06,870 THAT WOULD BE REALLY SOMETHING, EH? 203 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,140 - I'M JUST HERE FOR THE NARCOTICS. 204 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,970 [Atticus giggling] 205 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,940 - HE'S--HE--HE KIDS. 206 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:13,140 - NOT REALLY. 207 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,940 - HE DOES-- - HEY, LISTEN, 208 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:16,610 I BROUGHT BECCA HERE BECAUSE I WANT-- 209 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:18,820 - BECCA? WHO'S BECCA? - MY DAUGHTER. 210 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:20,150 - OH, THE CHILD. 211 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:21,950 - YEAH. SHE'S RECENTLY DISCOVERED 212 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:23,220 THE JOYS OF SUBSTANCE ABUSE... - [gasps] 213 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,890 - AND I WANT TO DISABUSE HER OF THE NOTION 214 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,620 THAT IT WON'T HURT HER IN THE LONG RUN, YOU UNDERSTAND? 215 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:29,290 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 216 00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:31,600 - BECAUSE I LOVE HER, AND I DON'T WANT HER TO O.D. 217 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:33,130 BEFORE SHE'S OF LEGAL DRINKING AGE. 218 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,960 CAN YOU HELP A BROTHER OUT? 219 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,600 - ABSOLUTELY. 220 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:39,640 I'VE DONE QUITE A FEW ANTI-DRUG P.S.A.s IN MY TIME. 221 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:42,940 - MM-HMM. - SOME OF THEM SOBER EVEN. 222 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,110 - HANK MOODY? 223 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,940 - MARILYN MANSON. 224 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,710 - I'M A FAN OF YOUR WORDS. 225 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:49,310 - OH. - I'D BE HONORED 226 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:54,980 IF YOU CAME AND DID SOME NARCOTICS WITH ME. 227 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:57,050 - [whispers] THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL. 228 00:08:57,090 --> 00:09:00,790 - YEAH, IT IS FUCKING COOL. 229 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,660 [children playing, yelling] - I KNOW, I SEE YOU 230 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:04,990 INSIDE THE MOUTH, THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW. 231 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:06,330 [whack] OW! WHAT THE-- 232 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,360 [smack] 233 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,770 - [gasps] BRADEN! I'M SO SORRY. 234 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,000 [laughing] YOU'RE NEW HERE. - YEAH, I AM. 235 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,370 - YEAH, IT KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO EAT A SHOTGUN, HUH? 236 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,040 - [exhales] YOU SAID IT, SISTER. - [chuckles] 237 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:19,740 I'M TRICIA. - HI. CHARLIE. 238 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,650 both: NICE TO MEET YOU. 239 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:25,080 - I'M, UH, BRADEN, AIDAN, AND JADEN'S MOM. 240 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,350 - WOW. - YEAH. 241 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,350 - YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LAZY. 242 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,850 I JUST HAVE THE ONE. - [laughs] 243 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:31,020 - DON'T DO THAT, STUIE. 244 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,190 NOPE, NOT IN YOUR MOUTH! 245 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:33,360 OKAY. [laughs] 246 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,660 ARE YOU MARRIED? - EH, DIVORCED. 247 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:36,830 - YEAH. - YOU? 248 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:38,960 - MARRIED. 23 YEARS. 249 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,360 - REALLY? WOW! - YEAH. 250 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,970 YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO BE MARRIED THAT LONG. 251 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,670 - OH, THANK YOU. THAT'S SWEET. 252 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:48,100 ACTUALLY, MY HUSBAND AND I ARE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS. 253 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,910 - THAT IS SO COOL. - WELL. 254 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:52,310 - AND INSPIRING, YOU KNOW? - DON'T DO THAT. NO. 255 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:53,980 - TO--TO MAKE IT WORK FOR... 256 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,110 - YEAH. - SO LONG. 257 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,910 - IT'S WORK. IT IS, ACTUALLY. 258 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:59,380 HARD WORK. - I SEE YOU, STU. 259 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:00,780 - [laughs] I DON'T KNOW. 260 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:03,150 YOU GOTTA BE JUST BEST FRIENDS AND, 261 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:04,790 I DON'T KNOW, KEEP IT FRESH SOMEHOW. 262 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:06,090 - ABSOLUTELY. - YES. 263 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,960 - YOU GOTTA TELL ME YOUR SECRET SOMETIME. 264 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:10,960 - HEY, WOULD YOU WANT TO GET THE KIDS TOGETHER FOR A PLAYDATE? 265 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:12,300 - UH, YEAH, SURE, I GUESS. - YEAH. 266 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,030 YOU PUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER IN HERE, 267 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,360 AND I'LL TEXT YOU SOMETIME. 268 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,400 - OKAY. 269 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:18,070 HERE YOU GO. - PERFECT. 270 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,000 - [laughs] 271 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,310 [phone chirps] 272 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:28,010 I'M SORRY. IS THIS FROM YOU? 273 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,850 - WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING? 274 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,380 JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES. 275 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,420 - WELL, WH-WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? 276 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,890 - DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY. THEY'RE FINE. 277 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,260 - UH, STUIE, DADDY HAS TO GO-- 278 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:45,900 I'M--JUST STAY INSIDE THE DRAGON, OKAY, STUIE? 279 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,460 IN THE MOUTH. 280 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:52,240 - [coughs] 281 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,840 I LOVE DOING DRUGS. 282 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,910 - HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD SAY, DAD. 283 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,440 - YEAH, AS--AS A JOKE, MAYBE. 284 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,850 - HERE'S THE THING, CHILD. 285 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,310 SOME OF US ARE KEITH MOON, 286 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,880 AND SOME OF US ARE KEITH RICHARDS. 287 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,880 AND--AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ARE 288 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,450 UNTIL YOU END UP IN A COFFIN OR IN AN OLD PEOPLE'S HOME. 289 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,760 - HUH, THAT'S COMFORTING. THANK YOU. 290 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:15,730 - HERE'S SOMETHING THEY DON'T TELL YOU. 291 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,060 RAMPANT SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, 292 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,230 DRUG USE, ETCETERA... 293 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,900 YOU WILL END UP WITH AIDS. - [stifles a laugh] 294 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:24,130 - WELL, NO, THEY DO TELL YOU THAT, ACTUALLY. 295 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,940 - WELL, I WISH THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD ME, 296 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:29,470 BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS, NOW. 297 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:32,310 [laughter] 298 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,380 I'M JUST FUCKING KIDDING. 299 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:38,080 WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO SERIOUS? 300 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:41,350 CHRISTMAS. I WANT AIDS. 301 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:44,120 - SHOULD WE JUST SAY THIS WHOLE THING BACKFIRED, 302 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,490 AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 303 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,490 NOW. 304 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,830 - LISTEN, MOODY, LOVE YOUR WORDS, MUCH RESPECT. 305 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,230 BUT I LIKE YOUR TASTE IN WOMEN BETTER. 306 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:52,800 - SHE'S A HANDSOME ONE, ISN'T SHE? 307 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:55,060 I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HER LAST NIGHT. 308 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:59,500 I MADE HER COME JUST BY LOOKING AT HER. 309 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,200 - YOU GUYS AREN'T TOGETHER ANYMORE, RIGHT? 310 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,540 SO IS IT COOL IF I-- 311 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,070 - DO NOT START WITH ME, MARILYN MANSON, 312 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,910 OR WE WILL TUSSLE. 313 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,410 - YOU WANT TO TUSSLE WITH ME? 314 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,150 SERIOUSLY, YOU WANNA TUSSLE? - TUSSLE! 315 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,780 - I'LL TUSSLE WITH YOU. - COME ON, DAD, DON'T FIGHT... 316 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,220 - I'LL TUSSLE. - WITH MARILYN MANSON. 317 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,520 HE'S ONE OF MY HEROES. 318 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,990 - HEAR THAT, DAD? [whispering] FUCKING HERO. 319 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,350 - OKAY, OKAY, WELL--YOU-- 320 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,520 PLEASE, LET'S JUST STEER THIS SHIT BACK AROUND, 321 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,660 ALL RIGHT? 322 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:23,290 NOW, I PUT IT TO THE ESTEEMED PANEL: IS IT POSSIBLE 323 00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,060 TO MAKE GREAT ART WITHOUT KILLING YOURSELF? 324 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,530 I SAY, "YES." 325 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,870 - ME TOO! 326 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,130 - TOTALLY POSSIBLE. 327 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:33,470 - BUT DRUGS JUST MAKE IT MORE FUN. 328 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,100 - [stifled laugh] - I LIKE THIS CHICK. 329 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:36,440 BOOM. 330 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,240 - YEAH, I NEED TO URINATE AND POSSIBLY VOMIT. 331 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:39,440 - COME ON. - HERE, LOOK... 332 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,140 - OKAY, SO THIS... - BECCA, COME ON. 333 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,180 - LOOK, PLEASE, JUST--JUST-- JUST STAY HERE AND MAKE SURE 334 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,480 SHE DOESN'T INGEST ANYTHING. 335 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:45,950 - LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, NOW. 336 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,550 - LISTEN, LISTEN. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 337 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,190 - THESE GUYS ARE A FUCKING MESS. SHE'S GONNA GET IT. 338 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,950 EVENTUALLY. JUST LET HER--SHE WILL. 339 00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:53,890 - SHE'S LOVING IT! - MOM, TAKE A PICTURE. 340 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,530 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 341 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,600 - THAT YOU, CHARLIE? - YEP. 342 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:06,370 - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? - WELL--I--YOU KNOW-- 343 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,370 I WAS IN THE LADIES', SORRY. 344 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,110 I GUESS I MISUNDERSTOOD. 345 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:13,040 - WELL, GET ON IN HERE. 346 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,180 - WHOA-HO! TRICIA! 347 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,980 LOOKING GOOD. 348 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,520 ALL RIGHT, WELL. 349 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,350 UH, WELL I GOTTA TELL YOU, 350 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,620 THIS IS ALREADY WAY BETTER 351 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,450 THAN MY LAST NAUGHTY BATHROOM EXPERIENCE. 352 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,960 - DON'T CALL ME TRICIA. I'M NOT TRICIA RIGHT NOW. 353 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:27,120 I'M HANNAH. 354 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,190 - OKAY. IS THAT LIKE A... 355 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,460 MULTIPLE PERSONALITY THING, OR... 356 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,930 - [laughs] NO, SILLY, IT'S MY WEBSITE. 357 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,300 YEAH, HOUSEWIFE HANNAH? YOU DO KNOW IT? 358 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,600 - MM, I DON'T THINK SO. - FUNNY. 359 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,130 I TOOK YOU FOR A BIG PORN GUY. 360 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:39,440 - OH, I AM. - OH. 361 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,370 - I--AND, OH, IS IT A PAY SITE? - IT SURE IS. 362 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,110 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 'CAUSE I DON'T REALLY LIKE 363 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:44,610 TO PAY FOR MY PORN. IT'S--IT'S A THING. 364 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,210 - OKAY, SHH. 365 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,480 STOP TALKING. 366 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:50,150 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO FILM THIS FOR ME. 367 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,920 - FILM...WHAT, EXACTLY? 368 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,050 - I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK, AND YOU'RE GONNA FILM IT. 369 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,420 THEN YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A BIG MESSY FACIAL. 370 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:57,990 THAT'S MY THING. - [laughs] 371 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,120 - THAT'S WHAT I'M KNOWN FOR, YOU KNOW? 372 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,490 IN FACT, THE MESSIER THE BETTER. 373 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,230 JUST GET IT ALL OVER MY GLASSES AND SHIT. 374 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,490 THAT'S WHAT THE FANS LOVE. 375 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,600 - OKAY, THIS IS A GOOD SHOT RIGHT THERE. 376 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,500 - OH, OH, OH...YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO PUT THIS ON. 377 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,530 - REALLY? - YEAH. 378 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,070 I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO SHOW YOUR FACE, RIGHT? 379 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,240 - OH, PROBABLY NOT. 380 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,910 GOOD IDEA. - YEAH, YEAH. 381 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,910 - BUT, HAS ANYONE ELSE WORN-- - PUT THE FUCKING MASK ON. 382 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,040 - IT DOESN'T MATTER, OKAY, YEAH. - JUST PUT THE FUCKING MASK ON. 383 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,680 CHOP, CHOP. 384 00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:24,050 OKAY, GOOD. 385 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,480 - OKAY? - YEAH. 386 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:28,180 - DOES IT LOOK GOOD? - EH, IT'S FINE. ALL RIGHT. 387 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,620 OKAY, YOU READY? - YEAH. 388 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,120 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 389 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,360 GET THAT COCK OUT. 390 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,920 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. [laughs] 391 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,360 - YEAH, AND REMEMBER... ON MY FACE, OKAY? 392 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,400 - OKAY. - YOU LISTENING? 393 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,430 - YEAH. - OKAY. ARE YOU LISTENING? 394 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,530 - YEAH, UH-HUH. OKAY--OH, OH. 395 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,400 OH, UNH. 396 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,700 OH...OH...YEAH! 397 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,140 AH, OH! 398 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,580 OH, AH. 399 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:54,610 OH HO-HO-HO. OH! 400 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,980 AHH! 401 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,210 - DUDE! 402 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,280 WHAT THE FUCK? 403 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,190 MY GOD, YOU JUST WASTED YOUR LOAD. 404 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,990 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT IT ON MY FACE. 405 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,620 - WELL YOU--THE WHOLE SITUATION. IT'S VERY EXCITING. 406 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,160 DO YOU WANNA GO AGAIN? 'CAUSE I COULD DO BETTER. 407 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,430 - NO, NO, FORGET IT. 408 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,430 JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU LOSER. 409 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:14,230 [sighs] GIVE ME MY MASK. 410 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,170 LIKE, NOW. 411 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,140 GOD. GO! 412 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,700 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET TO A GOOD MARRIAGE? 413 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,470 LISTEN TO HER EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 414 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,510 IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD? 415 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,040 - DO YOU STILL WANNA DO THE PLAYDATE? 416 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,340 - NO. 417 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,510 [coughs] 418 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,320 - HEY, STUD. 419 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,060 - OH, DEAR. 420 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,430 - MM. [chuckles] 421 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,390 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T STAY AWAY FOR LONG. 422 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:46,560 - ACTUALLY, I'M HERE WITH MY DAUGHTER. 423 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,000 I BROUGHT HER HERE TO TEACH HER 424 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,500 ABOUT THE PERILS OF DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE. 425 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,700 - OH, HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 426 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,370 - NOT WELL. NOT WELL AT ALL. - MM. 427 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,700 HAVE YOU HAD THE TOUR? 428 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,210 - OH, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE. 429 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,210 - SO MANY ROOMS. - MM. 430 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,110 - SO MANY NOOKS AND CRANNIES. 431 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:05,050 SO MANY PLACES TO CURL UP AND GET LOST. 432 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,250 - OH, WELL, I DON'T THINK I'D WANNA GET LOST. 433 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,480 YOU KNOW? IN FACT, 434 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,450 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO THE WAR ROOM 435 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,160 BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS PREGNANT. 436 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,360 - HEY. - YES. 437 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,490 - DID YOU KNOW ATTICUS COLLECTS 438 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,490 MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICES? 439 00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,590 - NO, I DID NOT, BUT THAT REVELATION DOES NOT 440 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,100 PARTICULARLY SURPRISE ME. 441 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,730 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BREAST RIPPER IS, HANK? 442 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,500 - [claps] NO, I DO NOT, 443 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:25,500 BUT IT'S PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY, 444 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,100 AND NASTY. 445 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,710 - IT TORE TO SHREDS THE BREASTS OF WOMEN 446 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,580 THAT WERE CONVICTED OF ADULTERY. 447 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,540 - WHY, WHY? WHY RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BREAST? 448 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,710 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 449 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,380 - OH, YOU'RE SWEET. 450 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,680 THANK YOU. 451 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,780 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I DIDN'T MEAN YOURS. 452 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,790 - OH, YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE LOVELY? 453 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:44,420 - OH, NO, THEY'RE KILLER. 454 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,790 YOU'VE GOT BEAUTIFUL CANS. 455 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,260 IT'S JUST THAT, IT'S INAPPROPRIATE 456 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,560 TO TALK ABOUT ANOTHER MAN'S BREASTS. 457 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,090 YOU--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 458 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,660 - I'LL DECIDE WHAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. 459 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:54,200 - I AM NOT SURE THAT YOU SHOULD. 460 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,400 - TOUCH 'EM. 461 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,730 - OH, NO, I'M--I'M GOOD. 462 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,800 - COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THEM? 463 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,400 - ALL RIGHT, MAYBE JUST-- JUST ONE, JUST... 464 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,810 - [moans] 465 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,710 OH, GOD, OH. 466 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,140 IT'S JUST BEEN SO LONG SINCE I WAS GROPED 467 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,710 BY CAPABLE HANDS. OH! 468 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,480 - KAREN! 469 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,220 UM, JUST A BREAST EXAM. 470 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,420 YOU KNOW, CHECKING FOR LUMPS? 471 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:17,850 - [exhales] 472 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,860 - I THINK YOU'RE OKAY. YOU SHOULD BE FINE. 473 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,160 I'LL DO THE SAME FOR YOU. ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 474 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,230 YOU KNOW I WILL. 475 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:25,690 - YEAH. SO, MARILYN MANSON'S TRYING 476 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:28,530 TO GET YOUR DAUGHTER AND I INTO A THREESOME RIGHT NOW. 477 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,100 - OH, THAT'S MY CUE. 478 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,240 - [sighs] 479 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:41,710 [camera clicks] 480 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,580 - OKAY, BECCA, I GET IT. I GIVE UP. 481 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,110 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH FUN. 482 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,880 IF I WAS YOUR AGE AND THIS WAS HAPPENING TO ME, 483 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,820 I WOULD TELL MY PARENTS TO FUCK OFF AND DIE TOO. 484 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,260 MY FATHER WOULD PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH, 485 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,560 BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY, SO... 486 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:54,720 [claps] WE'RE GONNA LEAVE. 487 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,890 WE'RE GONNA... - WHAT? WHAT? 488 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,490 - LEAVE YOU TO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HERO. 489 00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,900 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 490 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:02,270 - MOM, DAD, EASY, COME ON. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE GIRL. 491 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,670 LOOK AT THIS FACE. COME ON. 492 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,830 THE GIRL'S GONNA BE FINE. 493 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:07,140 WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME S'MORES, 494 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,400 AND TELL GHOST STORIES, 495 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,740 TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITE SERIAL KILLERS. 496 00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:12,510 I'LL HAVE HER HOME BY DAWN, I SWEAR. 497 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,350 BECCA, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME TEABAGGING 498 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:20,580 BEFORE HE WAKES UP. 499 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,750 - [mumbling] NO MORE, MANSON. 500 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,490 NO MORE BALLS, MANSON. 501 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,490 TOO MANY BALLS. 502 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,760 GET OFF ME. 503 00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:31,730 - DADDY? - YES, MY BOY? 504 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,560 - WHERE DID YOU GO TODAY? - HMM? 505 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,930 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 506 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,370 - YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 507 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,240 - OH. OH, YEAH. 508 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,510 THOSE CHICKEN FINGERS GAVE DADDY A BAD TUMMY. 509 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,380 I HAD TO MAKE BIG POTTY. 510 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:52,520 - [giggles] [laughter] 511 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:53,680 GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY. 512 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,920 GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. I LOVE YOU. 513 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:57,920 - OH, BUDDY. [kiss, kiss, kiss] 514 00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:00,690 - [kisses] GOOD NIGHT, BABY. 515 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,530 - [sighs] 516 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,760 - [sighs] 517 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:13,970 HE'S SO HAPPY. 518 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,670 - 'CAUSE THIS IS THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 519 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,380 HE SHOULD FALL ASLEEP LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT. 520 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:23,610 - YEAH, THAT'S A NICE LITTLE FAIRY TALE, CHARLIE. 521 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,810 BUT IT'S NOT THE REALITY OF HIS LIFE. 522 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:28,850 - MAYBE IT SHOULD BE. 523 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,820 WHY CAN'T WE MAKE IT SO, FOR HIM? 524 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:39,460 - BECAUSE, THE PEOPLE WHO MADE HIM 525 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,700 WEREN'T MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 526 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:44,400 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 527 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:45,930 - YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE. 528 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:48,700 I THINK I HAVE THE DIVORCE PAPERS TO PROVE IT. 529 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:49,970 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 530 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,610 I'VE MADE CERTAIN MISTAKES, MARCY. 531 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,010 YOU'VE MADE CERTAIN MISTAKES. 532 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,380 MAYBE IT'S TIME WE JUST GET PAST ALL THAT ALREADY, 533 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,580 AND START TO GET REAL. 534 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:01,580 - YEAH, LIKE IT'S JUST THAT EASY. 535 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:06,290 - WELL, MAYBE IT IS. - [sighs] 536 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,990 - [sighs] I STILL LOVE YOU, MARCY. 537 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,460 - WHAT? 538 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,330 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? - I DON'T KNOW. 539 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,730 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST CAME OUT. 540 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,870 - WELL KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF. 541 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,600 - I CAN'T. BECAUSE WHEN I FEEL SOMETHING, 542 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,870 I LIKE TO EXPRESS IT. - GOOD FOR YOU. 543 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,410 BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU. 544 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,610 I'M DONE WITH STU. 545 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,710 I'M DONE WITH MEN. 546 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:30,550 - REAL--SO, WHAT, YOU'RE INTO WOMEN NOW? 547 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:34,750 - NO, YOU JACKASS. 548 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:39,890 GROSS. 549 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,020 STOP IT. 550 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,760 - SHH. 551 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:45,790 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE BOY. 552 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,770 [kissing sounds] 553 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,410 - OKAY, THIS IS STUPID. I--I CAN'T STAND IT. 554 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,040 I'M GOING IN! - WAIT--HOLD ON A MINUTE. 555 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,740 IT'S GOTTA BE HER DECISION. - NO--I'M GOING IN. 556 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,980 - I KNOW HER. SHE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. 557 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,910 - WHAT HAPPENS IF HE HAS ABDUCTED HER, 558 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,380 AND HE IS SELLING HER INTO SEX TRAFFICKING? 559 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:09,390 - HE'S A ROCK STAR, KAREN, NOT A SEX TRAFFICKER. 560 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,320 - HE COULD BE BOTH. [door opens] 561 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,890 - QUICK, LET'S GO! HE'S LOOKING FOR ME. 562 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,660 HE WANTS ME TO FILM HIM POOPING ON ATTICUS. 563 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,790 THAT'S MY LINE. 564 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,960 - THAT'S MY GIRL. 565 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,700 SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY, FOLKS? 566 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:27,000 - I THINK WE'VE LEARNED THAT SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. 567 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,840 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS A BIT POINTED, LADY. 568 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,010 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 569 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,810 - EVERYTHING I LEARNED, I ALREADY KNEW. 570 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,510 I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE ME. I KNOW YOU CARE. 571 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:38,750 I KNOW DRUGS ARE GOOD AND BAD, AND DANGEROUS AND FUN. 572 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:39,950 I KNOW THOSE GUYS ARE LUNATICS. 573 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,820 I'M NEVER GOING TO BE LIKE THAT. 574 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:44,890 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR MYSELF. 575 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,420 AND I KNOW THAT'S SCARY FOR YOU GUYS, 576 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:49,390 BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME. 577 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,760 CAN YOU DO THAT? 578 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:51,930 - I SUPPOSE SO. 579 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,900 - WELL, YOU DON'T EXACTLY LEAVE 580 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:56,470 US WITH MUCH CHOICE. - GREAT. 581 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,100 WELL, I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT SETTLED. 582 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,740 I'M GONNA HANG IN MY ROOM. 583 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:02,140 - SECURITY CHECK. 584 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:05,570 - DID YOU PACK YOUR BAG YOURSELF, MA'AM? 585 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:06,710 - OH, I SEE. 586 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,880 - WHAT? 587 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,780 - MM-HMM. - UH-HUH. 588 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:13,450 - AND...THAT YOU CAN KEEP. 589 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,780 REALLY? 590 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:19,860 - [gasps] 591 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:22,060 - GOOD NIGHT. - I WILL MAKE SURE THIS GOES 592 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:25,630 DIRECTLY INTO POLICE EVIDENCE. 593 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,160 NIGHTCAP? - NO. 594 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,160 - RECAP? 595 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,400 - NO. WHAT? RECAP WHAT? 596 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:31,500 YOUR ASININE PLAN 597 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:35,600 TO EDUCATE OUR DAUGHTER ON THE PERILS OF DRUG ABUSE? 598 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,810 - OKAY, WELL MAYBE MY PLAN 599 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,410 DIDN'T GO EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN, 600 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,010 BUT MAYBE IT DID. MAYBE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS. 601 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,940 - OR MAYBE WE JUST WENT UP THERE 602 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:45,150 SO YOU COULD SEE HER. - WHO, NATALIE? 603 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,880 OH, GOD. KAREN. 604 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,150 - WHY ARE YOU SHITTING WHERE I EAT? 605 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,690 - WELL, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 606 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,990 - THAT'S DISGUSTING? 607 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,490 WHAT--YOU--LIKE YOUR HANDS ALL OVER HER-- 608 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,790 - OH, SHE PRACTICALLY FORCED ME TO DO IT. 609 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:56,960 - REALLY? - YES, AND WHO AM I 610 00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:58,190 TO PASS UP A PERFECTLY PLEASANT 611 00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:00,730 BOOB GRAB? SHE--IT WAS MY HOSTESS. 612 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,960 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RUDE FOR A GUEST TO-- 613 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,030 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 614 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:06,900 - [laughs] NO. NO, I'M NOT. 615 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,200 I'M PISSED. 616 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,940 I'M PISSED BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREWING UP 617 00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:11,510 THE ONLY JOB I HAVE RIGHT NOW. 618 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,880 - KAREN, THE WOMAN IS--IS PRACTICALLY 619 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:14,510 HURLING HERSELF AT ME. - OH! 620 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,210 - SHE'S UNHAPPY, I GUESS. YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE 621 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,210 A FREAK SHOW OVER THERE. WHO CAN BLAME HER? 622 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:20,550 AND APPARENTLY, I'M A REAL MAN. 623 00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,720 FROM THE REAL WORLD. 624 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,650 - RIGHT. 625 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:26,920 SO YOU'RE THE PERFECT GUY TO EASE HER PAIN AND SUFFERING. 626 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,490 - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 627 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,060 IT'S LIKE I EMIT THIS STRANGE KIND OF HOMING 628 00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:33,000 BEACON FOR THESE MALCONTENTS. - YOU'RE AMAZING. 629 00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:34,500 - NO, NO, AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 630 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:36,100 WITH HER, KAREN... - MM-HMM. 631 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:37,500 - WHICH MAKES PERFECT SENSE, BECAUSE THE PERSON THAT I 632 00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:38,830 WANT TO HAVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH 633 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,940 WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 634 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:43,110 - OH, GOOD. 635 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:46,480 WELL, WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. - OH. 636 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:50,650 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 637 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:00,160 - AHH. 638 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,630 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD. - MM. 639 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:05,230 [exhales] - UGH! 640 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,660 OPHELIA IS GONNA BE SO PISSED AT ME. 641 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:09,260 - OPHELIA! 642 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,230 WE HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS... 643 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:13,770 - MM. - AND THIS IS THE FIRST THOUGHT 644 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,940 TO CROSS YOUR MIND? 645 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,570 - MM-HMM. 646 00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:19,710 - SO... 647 00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:21,640 HOW WAS IT FOR YOU? 648 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,710 - IT WAS OKAY. - OKAY? 649 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,980 WELL, THAT'S A-- THAT'S A START, I GUESS. 650 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,820 - IT WAS FAMILIAR... 651 00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:32,190 IN A NOT-ENTIRELY UNPLEASANT WAY. 652 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,420 - OH. 653 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:37,860 - AND YOU LASTED ALMOST LONG ENOUGH FOR MOMMY TO GET HERS. 654 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:39,630 - I KNOW, HOW COOL WAS THAT, RIGHT? 655 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,300 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I BLEW SOME SERIOUS YOLK ALREADY TODAY. 656 00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:43,670 - GROSS. 657 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,730 WHERE? - HERE. 658 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:46,900 IN THE SHOWER. 659 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,170 IT'S MY DAILY RITUAL. 660 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,140 YOU REMEMBER. - YES. 661 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:53,610 SO HOW WAS THE FUCKING FUN ZONE? 662 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,680 - OH, I FOUND IT SERIOUSLY FRIGHTENING. 663 00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:58,610 - MM-HMM. - THERE WAS THIS ONE MOM-- 664 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:01,080 - OH! TRICIA. 665 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,620 - YEAH, HOW DID YOU KNOW? 666 00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:05,950 - BECAUSE, EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT TRICIA. 667 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:08,620 SHE TRIES TO FUCK ALL THE DADS. 668 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:10,260 SHE'S GOT THIS WEBSITE. 669 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:14,200 IT'S CALLED "HOUSEWIFE HANNAH." 670 00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:16,260 WAIT. 671 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,770 DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH HER? 672 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,640 - NO. 673 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:21,970 - MM? - GOD. 674 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,140 - OKAY. 675 00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:24,940 HERE, CHECK THIS OUT. 676 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:27,040 OH, MY GOD. 677 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,040 JESUS! [laughs] 678 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,110 LOOK AT THAT GUY. 679 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:33,650 HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TOOL. 680 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,150 - THEN YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A BIG MESSY FACIAL. 681 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,020 ALL OVER MY GLASSES. - OH, JESUS. 682 00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:42,790 I'D KNOW THAT BENT FUCKING CHODE ANYWHERE. 683 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:44,090 [Charlie groaning on video] 684 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:45,860 - NICE. - AH, OH. 685 00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:47,930 OH, GOD. 686 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,260 AAH! 687 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,700 AH! AAH! 688 00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:59,370 - DAD. 689 00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:00,810 - DAUGHTER. 690 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,150 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 691 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,680 - IT SURE IS. 692 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:08,680 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A LOOK? - OF COURSE. 693 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,790 I'D BE HONORED. 694 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,620 WHOA. 695 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:13,960 IT'S QUITE THE WEIGHTY TOME. 696 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,960 - WORDS, WORDS, WORDS. 697 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:19,030 - CONGRATULATIONS, SWEETIE. 698 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:23,000 YOU KNOW, WHETHER IT'S GOOD, BAD, OR SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN, 699 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:25,970 THIS IS A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT. HUGE. 700 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,800 - WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME IT'S BAD? 701 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,170 - SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE WRITER. 702 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:36,010 MM. 703 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,350 - ARE YOU OKAY? 704 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,020 - YEAH. 705 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:43,190 JUST FOR A MOMENT THERE, IT WAS... 706 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:46,250 LIKE EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT IN THE WORLD AGAIN. 707 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:49,860 SEEMED LIKE OLD TIMES. 708 00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:50,990 - I LOVE YOU, DAD. 709 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:55,660 - I LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETHEART. 710 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,830 BE CAREFUL, OKAY? 711 00:26:56,870 --> 00:26:59,000 - I WILL, DAD. 712 00:26:59,030 --> 00:27:00,270 I PROMISE. 713 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,200 [Iron Maiden's Wasted Years] 714 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,170 - * FROM THE COAST OF GOLD 715 00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:08,440 * ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS 716 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,010 * I'M TRAVELING ON - THANKS FOR A GREAT DAY TODAY. 717 00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:15,050 - * FAR AND WIDE 718 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,750 * BUT NOW IT SEEMS 719 00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:21,190 * I'M JUST A STRANGER TO MYSELF * 720 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,290 * AND ALL THE THINGS I SOMETIMES DO * 721 00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:28,030 * IT ISN'T ME BUT SOMEONE ELSE 722 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:30,470 * TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS 723 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,900 * I'VE GOT YOU ON MY MIND 724 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:37,140 * I CAN'T EASE THE PAIN 725 00:27:37,170 --> 00:27:40,340 * SO EASILY 726 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:43,480 * WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO SAY * 727 00:27:43,510 --> 00:27:47,120 * IT'S HARD TO MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY * 728 00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:49,320 * AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY 729 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:52,050 * I THROW MY HANDS UP TO THE SKY * 730 00:27:52,090 --> 00:27:58,490 * AND SO UNDERSTAND 731 00:27:58,530 --> 00:28:01,400 * DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR * 732 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,700 * THOSE WASTED YEARS 51023

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