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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:10,090 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:11,500 - I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA. 3 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:15,800 I GIVE YOU ONE OF DADDY'S LONG, SLOW TONGUE BATHS. 4 00:00:15,830 --> 00:00:17,730 - HEY, I WANT YOU TO MEET GABRIEL. 5 00:00:17,770 --> 00:00:19,200 - OH. [both gasp] 6 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,840 YOU WERE GETTING SUCKED OFF BY YOUR SPONSOR. 7 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:24,370 - THE PENIS IS NOT ONLY A DISGUSTING APPENDAGE, 8 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:26,310 IT IS ALSO A DEADLY WEAPON. 9 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:27,810 - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 10 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,480 HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, A CHILDHOOD MATE. 11 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:32,120 [cheers and applause] 12 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:34,150 - I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A BITCH. 13 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:37,690 - GOD, I'M SO SORRY I FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND. 14 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,120 - DO YOU KNOW THAT FUCKER? 15 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,560 - THIS FUCKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN REHAB RIGHT NOW. 16 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:44,130 - DID YOU SIGN ROBBIE MAC? 17 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,130 - YEAH, I-I WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS GONNA STICK. 18 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,270 - WELL, IT STUCK ALL RIGHT. IT'S ON DEADLINE. 19 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,830 - OH, HE'S NO 'MO. NO, HE'S JUST PRETENDING. 20 00:00:50,870 --> 00:00:52,470 HE WANTED TO SIGN THE MAC ATTACK. 21 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,770 - THERE'S A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT, 22 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,840 AND I'M COMING. 23 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:58,210 - [grunts] I CAN'T! 24 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,380 - [sighs] 25 00:00:59,410 --> 00:01:01,850 - I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU IN GENERAL. 26 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,480 YOU KNOW, YOU DID FIRE ME. 27 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:05,520 SHOULD WE ASSUME THE DEAL IS OFF? 28 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:06,720 - FUCK YOU, HANK. 29 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,450 - I'M GOING OFF TO WRITE SOMETHING. 30 00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:09,720 - YOU'RE GONNA WRITE SOMETHING? 31 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,260 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. - REALLY? 32 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:13,360 INTERESTING. - PREPARE TO BE JOHN WOO'D. 33 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:22,600 [Joe Walsh's Funk 50] 34 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:31,140 * 35 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:38,480 - * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU WITH ME, FIND SOMEPLACE TO HIDE * 36 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,290 * IF AND WHEN THEY FIND US 37 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,790 * AT LEAST WE CAN SAY WE TRIED, YEAH * 38 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:46,820 * I'M GONNA GET MY MOTOR MOVIN' * 39 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:48,790 * I'M GONNA DRESS IN BLACK 40 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:51,230 * WALK DOWN THAT RED CARPET 41 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,800 * SHOW EVERYBODY I'M BACK 42 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:56,670 * SHOW EVERYBODY I'M BACK 43 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:05,340 * 44 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,480 - HI, WOMAN. 45 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,520 WHERE YOU GOING? 46 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:17,220 - I HAVE A MEETING. 47 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:19,690 - OH, YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME COFFEE? 48 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,230 - WELL, I HAVE A MEETING. 49 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,190 - WELL, CAN'T YOU BE LATE? 50 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,860 - I HAVE A MEETING. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 51 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:29,430 - OKAY, SO SOME PEOPLE, THEY HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING. 52 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,700 - OH, WHEN I WORKS, I WORKS HARD. 53 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:32,970 - WELL, GET TO IT, THEN. 54 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,370 - WELL, I NEED A MUSE, YOU KNOW. WHERE YOU GOING? 55 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,840 I CAN DRIVE YOU, AND WE CAN TALK ON THE WAY. 56 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,980 - ATTICUS FETCH'S HOUSE. - MM. 57 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,210 - HMM, I THINK YOU'VE BEEN THERE. 58 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,480 - I HAVE. IT'S ALL A BIT BLURRY, THOUGH. 59 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:44,550 - MM, I CAN IMAGINE. 60 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:46,250 HEY, WHY'D YOU BLOW HIM OFF? 61 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,480 - 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT 62 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,590 TO WRITE A FUCKING BROADWAY MUSICAL, KAREN. 63 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:50,890 THE GUY SEEMS LIKE A NUTTER, 64 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,490 AND I THINK HE MIGHT THREATEN MY SOBRIETY. 65 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,290 - SAYS THE GUY WITH WHISKEY ON HIS BREATH. 66 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,260 - THAT WAS A CREATIVE LUBRICANT, 67 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,830 AND IT'S NOT WORKING SO WELL. 68 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:02,370 - NO, SO DON'T DO-- I GOT TO GO. 69 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,530 - SO YOU'RE REFUSING TO BE MY MUSE? 70 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:05,870 OH, SWEETIE. 71 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,300 I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS 72 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:08,710 WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING FROM ME, ALL RIGHT? 73 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:09,840 - WHEN I NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU? 74 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:13,480 - SHOULD THAT DAY ARRIVE. - YEAH. 75 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,010 [car door closes] - I DON'T LIKE YOU WORKING. 76 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,880 YOU'RE KIND OF-- YOU'RE KIND OF CURT AND BRUSQUE, 77 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:19,450 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE GO. 78 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,450 [upbeat music] 79 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:30,790 * 80 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,600 - [clears throat] 81 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,040 - KEN. JESUS! 82 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:18,780 [laughing] I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU THERE. 83 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:20,780 YOU--YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 84 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:22,450 - SORRY, CHARLIE. - WHEW. 85 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,610 - DIDN'T WANT TO SCARE YOU, NEVER WANT TO SCARE YOU. 86 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:27,050 - [laughs] I APPRECIATE THAT. 87 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,390 - WHAT'S GOING ON THIS MORNING? - NOT TOO MUCH-- 88 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:32,920 JUST ANOTHER DAY OF LIVING THE DREAM. 89 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,920 - HOW WAS THE PARTY LAST NIGHT? 90 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,830 - AH, WELL... [chuckles] 91 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,800 GUYS IN BLACK LEATHER, 92 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,930 SMELL OF MOIST ASS HAIR... 93 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:45,100 WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 94 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:51,070 KEN, I THINK I FEEL YOUR PENIS IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK. 95 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:54,480 - THINK OF IT AS A LOADED GUN POINTED AT YOUR HEAD. 96 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:58,520 - DO I HAVE TO? 97 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:01,650 - ARE YOU GAY, CHARLIE? 98 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:04,950 - NO. NO, I'M NOT. 99 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:06,990 AND I'M SORRY I LIED, KEN. 100 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:09,630 BUT I'M A GOOD AGENT. 101 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:12,600 - GET UP. - [sighs] 102 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,600 OOH! [gasps] 103 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,400 - YOU'RE A MID-LEVEL HACK, RUNKLE. 104 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,870 CHECK DEADLINE. - [coughs] 105 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:28,580 [mouse clicking, computer beeps] 106 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:33,920 - I DON'T CARE THAT YOU LIED. 107 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:35,990 I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR NOT GAY. 108 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,490 I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU IF I WAS DYING 109 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,530 AND YOUR BATCH WAS A MAGIC POTION. 110 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:46,500 I CARE THAT YOU LOST THIS AGENCY A MAJOR PIECE OF BUSINESS. 111 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:49,500 - OOH! [gasps] 112 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,680 - HOW'D IT GO, BUDDY BOY? 113 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,550 - I'M SITTING IN THE DARK IN MY UNDERWEAR, HANK. 114 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:11,590 - AW. - AND I'M DAY DRINKING. 115 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,520 - GOT IT. 116 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,760 WHAT'S NEXT FOR US, BUDDY BOY? 117 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:20,030 - WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS 118 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:23,500 ON A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MURDER-SUICIDE PACT? 119 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:24,770 - NAH, NOT YET. 120 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,040 LET'S SAVE THAT SHIT FOR A RAINIER DAY. 121 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:29,540 - OH, LIKE IT'S NOT POURING RIGHT NOW? 122 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:31,910 I'M A FUCKING FAILURE, HANK. 123 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:34,780 I'M UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED. 124 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:37,680 I'M A SHITTY FATHER. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 125 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:40,480 - REALLY, HANK? YOU THINK I'M A GOOD FATHER? 126 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,820 - NOT ESPECIALLY, BUT YOU'RE NOT SHITTY. 127 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,560 I MEAN, YOU ARE SOMETIMES, BUT WE'RE ALL SHITTY SOMETIMES. 128 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,590 CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND WHATNOT. 129 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,960 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THIS PLACE IS, HANK? 130 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:52,630 THE RENT IS INSANE. 131 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,060 - WHY ARE YOU LIVING BEYOND YOUR MEANS? 132 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,730 - IT'S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW. 133 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:59,470 MY EX-WIFE WENT OFF AND MARRIED A BIG-TIME MOVIE PRODUCER. 134 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:03,070 SO I WENT OUT AND RENTED A MALIBU PUSSY PAD. 135 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:05,810 GOD, IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK. 136 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,940 - THEY'D TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, 137 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,710 YOU DEPRAVED SIMIAN. 138 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,550 - DEPRAVED OR NOT, I'M LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK, HANK. 139 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:16,190 AND THERE ARE NO MORE PAYCHECKS! 140 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,820 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 141 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:21,220 - LOOK, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 142 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:22,960 IT'S NOT A PARTICULARLY GOOD ONE, 143 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:24,830 AND I'M SURE I'M GONNA SUFFER AS A RESULT. 144 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:27,100 BUT IT'S SOMETHING THAT COULD BENEFIT THE BOTH OF US-- 145 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,870 YOU MOSTLY, THOUGH. 146 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:32,240 - DO I HAVE TO BE GAY AGAIN? 147 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,670 - BUT YOU PASSED, HANK. - YES, I KNOW. 148 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,740 BUT I WAS NOT A WELL WOMAN AT THE TIME. 149 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,640 - NOT ONLY DID YOU PASS, 150 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:41,110 YOU PUKED ALL OVER HIS PIANO... - YES. 151 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:44,110 - AND HIS COCAINE. NO, IT IS UNCOOL, DUDE. 152 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:45,580 - YES, BUT WE'VE MADE UP SINCE. 153 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,220 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BROKEN BREAD. 154 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,290 WE'VE SHARED WOMEN AND COCAINE. 155 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,960 I THINK HE LIKES ME AGAIN. - COME ON, STU. 156 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,060 HELP US OUT HERE. 157 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:54,990 - LOOK, FELLAS, AS A PRODUCER, 158 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,590 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO. 159 00:07:56,630 --> 00:08:01,670 THE TALENT IS DRIVING THE TRAIN ON THIS ONE. 160 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,100 BUT... 161 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:04,830 I WILL PUT IN A CALL. 162 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:06,300 - [sighs] - THANK YOU. 163 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:09,110 - IN THE MEANTIME, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU GOT TO DO FOR ME. 164 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,670 - ANYTHING. 165 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:13,980 - YOU HAVE GOT TO CONVINCE MARCY TO SIT DOWN WITH ME. 166 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:16,050 I HAVE GOT TO PLEAD MY CASE. 167 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,050 MY BUSINESS IS GOING TO SHIT WITHOUT HER. 168 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,950 - I CAN'T DO THAT, STU. 169 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:22,150 SHE WON'T LISTEN TO ME. 170 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:35,000 - SMURFY TITS? IT'S HANKNESS. 171 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:37,230 YEAH, YOU GOT TO DO ME A FAVOR. 172 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:40,140 [stammers] YOU GOT TO SIT DOWN WITH STU. 173 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:43,210 I KNOW HE'S A LYING, CHEATING SCUMBAG. 174 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,910 BUT HE MISSES YOU SOMETHING FIERCE. 175 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:48,580 YEAH, HE MISSES THAT SWEET LITTLE BLUE PUSSY 176 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:51,080 AND THAT TIGHT LITTLE RAISIN OF A CORNHOLE. 177 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:53,650 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SIT DOWN WITH HIM. 178 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,320 HE WON'T MUNCH YOUR BOX, I PROMISE. 179 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:56,750 - SCOUT'S HONOR! - HE WON'T MUNCH YOUR BOX. 180 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:57,820 - NO, I WON'T. 181 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:00,660 IT'S JUST SHE TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD. 182 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:01,660 - SHUSH. - IF YOU SAY SO. 183 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,860 - HOLD ON A SECOND, ALL RIGHT? 184 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,730 - I NEVER WAS THE PUSSY-EATER YOU WERE. 185 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,230 - WELL, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, CHARLIE-- 186 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:08,200 YOU KNOW, COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SHITTY HANG TIME 187 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,770 AND YOUR SERIOUS LACK OF INCHES. 188 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,700 - JESUS, FUCK YOU, STU. 189 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:13,070 - SORRY, JUST KEEPING IT REAL. - HOLD ON. 190 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:16,310 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOTH OF YOU? 191 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,640 YEAH? SO YOU'LL DO IT? 192 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,680 OH, SHE'LL DO IT. - MM! 193 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,250 - LATER, FEMALE EJACULATOR. 194 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,620 [rock music] 195 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,220 * 196 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,950 - FUCK YOU. 197 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:34,690 - NOW, WHEN YOU SAY "FUCK YOU," WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXACTLY? 198 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,360 - I MEAN JUST THAT--FUCK YOU. AND FUCK HIM. 199 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:39,130 THAT ARROGANT MOTHERFUCKER WAS FACE-TO-FACE 200 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,230 WITH ROCK ROYALTY, AND HE FUCKING BLEW IT. 201 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,930 - I REALLY THOUGHT WE MENDED FENCES. 202 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:44,400 - WE DID. WE HAVE. 203 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:46,840 I LIKE YOU, HANK. I'M A FAN. 204 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:49,640 BUT I CAN'T COLLABORATE WITH YOU IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF MINE. 205 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,980 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE IT'S NOT NATURAL! 206 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,840 IF I WORK WITH YOU, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THIS LITTLE VOICE 207 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,680 IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD-- 208 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:56,680 [high-pitched voice] "HE'S NOT A FAN. 209 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,980 HE THINKS YOU SUCK. MAYBE YOU DO SUCK." 210 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,720 [normal voice] WHO WANTS TO LIVE LIKE THAT? 211 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,150 - [high-pitched voice] "WHAT ARE YOU? TONE DEAF?" 212 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,850 [normal voice] LIKE THAT? - HANK. 213 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:04,790 - WHAT? 214 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:08,390 - YOU ARE A FAN. AREN'T YOU? 215 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:13,000 - YEAH--YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO DO. 216 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,800 YOU SAID, GO BACK, LISTEN TO YOUR EARLY STUFF. 217 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:17,130 THAT'S WHAT I DID. - REALLY? 218 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:18,270 - I DID, YEAH. 219 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,840 - WHICH RECORD? 220 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,840 - WHICH RECORD? 221 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,500 - WHICH RECORD? 222 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,310 - WHICH RECORD? UM...UH... 223 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:27,080 IT WAS SO GOOD. 224 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:30,080 IT WAS, UM... 225 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,250 GO FETCH. 226 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,180 - YOU DON'T SOUND VERY SURE OF YOURSELF. 227 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,890 - NO, NO. I MEAN, THAT WAS-- 228 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,790 YOU KNOW WHAT? 229 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:39,120 THAT WAS REALLY SOLID SHIT RIGHT THERE. 230 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,820 I REALLY, REALLY ENJOYED IT. 231 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,290 - WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SONG? - WHAT SONG DID I LIKE BEST? 232 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,030 - ON GO FETCH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SONG? 233 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,200 - IT'S LIKE CHILDREN. 234 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,100 HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE SONG? 235 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,900 BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, 236 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:52,100 LIKE, IF YOU PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD... 237 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:54,840 UH...SSS... 238 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:58,210 [timidly] STEP AND FETCH IT. 239 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,140 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 240 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:02,780 - THAT'S MY FAVORITE TOO! - WELL, GOOD. 241 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:05,210 - YEAH, I WROTE THAT IN 15 MINUTES ON THE SHITTER. 242 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,480 I THINK IT'S RESPONSIBLE 243 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,180 FOR ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE HEMORRHOIDS. 244 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,020 - WOW, THAT'S A GOOD STORY. - * STEP AND FETCH IT 245 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:11,250 [imitates percussion] 246 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,460 * STEP AND FETCH IT 247 00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:14,160 - * I'M FUCKING CRAZY 248 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,730 - LOOK, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EPIC SHIT STORM RIGHT NOW. 249 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,830 I FIRED MY MANAGER LAST WEEK, BECAUSE HE'S USELESS, 250 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,800 AND I THINK HE'S STEALING FROM ME. 251 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,000 THEY ALL STEAL. 252 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:28,370 MOSTLY 'CAUSE HE WAS JUST A USELESS FUCKING GLAD-HANDER. 253 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,240 AND I'M ALL OUT OF COCAINE, 254 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:34,310 AND MY DEALER'S NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS. 255 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:38,280 AND I JUST MISS MY MAGIC SONGWRITING POWDER. 256 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:41,280 GOD, IT MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A DUMP 257 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,350 JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 258 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,020 - CHARLIE? - YES? 259 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,990 - YOU'RE A USELESS FUCKING GLAD-HANDER, AREN'T YOU? 260 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:49,790 - YES, YES, I AM. 261 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,260 OH, OH. 262 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,500 MIGHT YOU BE IN THE MARKET FOR NEW REPRESENTATION, ATTICUS? 263 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,400 - DUDE, YOU'RE A HOLLYWOOD AGENT-- 264 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,240 A WANKER IN A SUIT. 265 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:02,370 WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT MANAGING ROCK BANDS? 266 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,840 - HEY, HEY, DON'T JUDGE THE WANKER BY THE SUIT. 267 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:08,110 THIS DUDE, HOWEVER BALD AND PASTY-- 268 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,850 AS ROCK AND ROLL AS THEY COME. 269 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,380 AND LOVES TO POUND THE PUSSY. 270 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,820 - THIS IS TRUE. 271 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,380 I LOVE TO POUND THE PUSSY. 272 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,950 - HE DOES. 273 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,850 - LOOK... 274 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:20,820 IF YOU CAN GET ME SOME PERUVIAN FLAKE, 275 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:24,390 I'LL MAYBE, POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT THROWING YOU IN THE MIX. 276 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:26,460 - ONE THING OF BOLIVIAN FLAKE--DONE. 277 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,130 - PERUVIAN! PERUVIAN FLAKE, YOU FUCKING MORON! 278 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,870 - ANY COUNTRY YOU WANT. 279 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,300 - OH, ONE MORE THING. - ANYTHING. 280 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:34,800 - I NEED YOU TO FIND ME 281 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,540 THE 1945 MARTIN D-28 ACOUSTIC GUITAR 282 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,240 THAT USED TO BELONG TO THE CHILDHOOD FRIEND 283 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,540 I BURIED A FEW WEEKS AGO. 284 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,910 I'M RECORDING THIS TRIBUTE SONG FOR HIM, 285 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:46,080 AND I HAVE TO HAVE THAT FUCKING GUITAR. 286 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,050 IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 287 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,050 TALK ABOUT A GORGEOUS SOUND. 288 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:54,420 IT WAS LIKE LISTENING TO JESUS EJACULATE 289 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,930 INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ANGEL GABRIEL. 290 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 - GREAT. EXCELLENT. 291 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:05,100 YOU TELL US WHERE, AND WE WILL GET IT FOR YOU. 292 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:07,440 - IF I KNEW WHERE, 293 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:11,940 WHY THE FUCK WOULD I NEED YOU? 294 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,190 [doorbell rings] 295 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,990 - HEY. 296 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:28,120 - HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY. - WE'RE LOOKING FOR FAITH. 297 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,060 - THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 298 00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:32,960 COME ON IN. 299 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,630 - HANK MOODY. 300 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:41,370 - YOU DON'T SEEM THAT SURPRISED TO SEE ME. 301 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,640 - WELL, I SUPPOSE I CONJURED YOU. 302 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,470 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOOK SO FAR? 303 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,280 THANK YOU FOR BUYING THE HARDCOVER, BY THE WAY. 304 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,910 - SO FAR, SO GOOD. 305 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:51,280 YOU GOT IT RIGHT-- THE ROCK WORLD. 306 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,180 FEW WRITERS DO. 307 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,380 - MMM... 308 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,950 - WILL YOU SETTLE DOWN, RUNKS? 309 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:58,620 HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PAIR OF BREASTESES BEFORE? 310 00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,020 - I WASN'T LOOKING AT THE-- 311 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,620 - NO OFFENSE. THEY'RE LOVELY. 312 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,660 - NONE TAKEN. I KNOW THEY ARE. 313 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:04,390 - GOOD FOR YOU. - SHE KNOWS. 314 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,960 - YEAH, SHE KNOWS. 315 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,500 - SO HOW'S YOUR SOBRIETY TREATING YOU, HANK? 316 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,300 - NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS, I SEE. 317 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:12,240 - [chuckles] 318 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,500 WELL, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 319 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,940 - WELL, I NEED A GUITAR. 320 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:18,470 - MM. YOU KNOW WHAT? 321 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:21,110 I THINK I SAW A GUITAR CENTER JUST DOWN THE ROAD A PIECE. 322 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:22,350 CAN'T MISS IT. 323 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,050 - AND SOME COCAINE. 324 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,520 - OOH. - OW! 325 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,450 - NOT JUST ANY GUITAR. - NOT JUST ANY COCAINE-- 326 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,050 PERUVIAN FLAKES. OW! 327 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,920 - [laughs] 328 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,990 - IT BELONGED TO YOUR D.R.S.B.-- YOUR DEAD ROCK STAR BOYFRIEND. 329 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,160 COINING IT. 330 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,530 IT'S AN OLD ACOUSTIC. - A MARTINELLI. 331 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,330 - [laughs] - A MARTIN, JACKASS. 332 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,530 - I KNOW IT WELL. 333 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,170 HE USED TO LEAVE IT HERE ALL THE TIME. 334 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,540 SAID HE LOVED THE IDEA OF HIS FAVORITE GUITAR 335 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,410 SPENDING TIME WITH HIS FAVORITE GIRL. 336 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,210 - OH, THAT IS SWEET. 337 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,640 - SO IT'S HERE? 338 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,480 THE GUITAR IS HERE? - NO, NOT ANYMORE. 339 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,110 HE GOT IN PRETTY DEEP 340 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,950 WITH THIS CRAZY FUCKING DRUG DEALER. 341 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,120 SO HE GAVE IT TO HIM TO PAY OFF THE MONEY HE OWED HIM. 342 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,290 - OH, SHIT. BUMMER. - DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. 343 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,560 I SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE YOU GUYS OVER THERE. 344 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,030 DO A LITTLE ONE-STOP SHOPPING. 345 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:13,060 - YEAH, THAT WOULD BE MOST GROOVY OF YOU. 346 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,060 - DO YOU THINK 347 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:18,030 THAT THIS GUY MIGHT HAVE SOME COCAINE AS WELL? 348 00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:20,670 - [laughs] 349 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,040 - HE'S RETARDED, ISN'T HE? 350 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,180 - YOU'RE HANK MOODY. 351 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,250 - HANK MOODY I AM BE. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 352 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,250 - WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN READ? 353 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,320 COULD YOU BE ANY MORE FUCKING CONDESCENDING? 354 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,050 YOU THINK JUST 'CAUSE I SELL NARCOTICS, 355 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,550 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CRACK A FUCKING BOOK? 356 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:38,720 MY SHIT JUST GOT MORE EXPENSIVE, 357 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,190 [high-pitched voice] MOTHERFUCKER. 358 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,290 - HEY, WAIT, I SAY 359 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,030 [high-pitched voice] MOTHERFUCKER JUST LIKE THAT-- 360 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,360 [normal voice] THAT'S MY THING. 361 00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:46,200 - WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE, MOTHERFUCKER. 362 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,200 both: MOTHERFUCKER. - MOTHERFUCKER. 363 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:53,600 - SIR, WE NEED ONE POUND OF YOUR BEST PERUVIAN BLEND. 364 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,210 WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY. - "FLAKE," JACKASS. 365 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,140 - A POUND? YOU SERIOUSLY WANT A POUND? 366 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,080 - YES, YES. 367 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,210 HOW MUCH IS THAT GONNA RUN ME? 368 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,210 - 35. - HUNDY? 369 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,280 THAT'S A BIT EXPENSIVE. 370 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:06,620 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER STOP 371 00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,180 BACK AT THE AUTOMATIC MONEY MACHINE. 372 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,150 - GRAND. 35 GRAND. 373 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:14,760 - WE'RE ALSO GONNA NEED TONY'S GUITAR. 374 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,090 - WHY? 375 00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:17,760 - ATTICUS FETCH. 376 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,100 HE'S DESPERATE TO RECORD WITH IT. 377 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,630 - FUCK THAT POMPOUS DINOSAUR. 378 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,530 - HEY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, 379 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,330 TO HIS FACE. 380 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:29,370 both: BOOM. - MY MAN. 381 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:33,780 - SO YOU WANT A GUITAR THAT IS CURRENTLY IN MY POSSESSION 382 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:38,410 AND SOME OF MY PRECIOUS NARCOTICS. 383 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:41,180 THE QUESTION IS... 384 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,750 WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO FOR ME? 385 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:49,260 - LOOK... 386 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:53,800 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT GUITAR DOESN'T REALLY BELONG TO YOU. 387 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,670 SURE, TONY GAVE IT TO YOU TO PAY OFF HIS TAB, 388 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,770 BUT IT REALLY BELONGS TO THE WORLD. 389 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,670 IT SHOULD BE OUT THERE MAKING MUSIC, 390 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,640 NOT HIDDEN IN SOME DARK LAIR. 391 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:05,270 AND WHO KNOWS? 392 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,710 THAT GUITAR COULD BE THE THING THAT GETS ATTICUS BACK 393 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:11,680 TO MAKING SOME BEAUTIFUL FUCKING MUSIC AGAIN. 394 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:15,380 - YOU MAKE A CONVINCING CASE, FAITH. 395 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,620 ALWAYS FANCIED MYSELF A... 396 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,420 PATRON OF THE ARTS. 397 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,760 MM, I GOT INTO DEALING SO I COULD BE CLOSER 398 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,800 TO MY FAVORITE MUSICIANS. 399 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:30,230 BUT... I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:34,300 - ALSO, SHARI WILL GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB 401 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,340 THAT COULD CURE CANCER. 402 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:37,440 - WHAT? 403 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,280 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME? 404 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,510 - YOU SAID SO YOURSELF-- YOU NEED THE PRACTICE. 405 00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:45,710 - THIS PLEASES ME. 406 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,780 USUALLY I GET HEAD FROM UGLY STRIPPERS 407 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,320 IN EXCHANGE FOR DRUGS. 408 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:52,660 BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA GET IT DONE, FOLKS. 409 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,460 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN THROW A SHOT 410 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,590 INTO HIS MOUTH TOO. 411 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,860 UP UNTIL RECENTLY, HE WAS A HOMO-- 412 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:59,300 BIG, BIG, BIG HOMO. - LOOK, LOOK... 413 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:02,470 I TRIED TO SUCK A MAN'S DICK. I COULDN'T DO THAT SHIT. 414 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,200 I'M TOO STRAIGHT FOR THAT SHIT, OKAY? 415 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:09,440 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU? 416 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:12,880 - I LIKE THAT SUIT. 417 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,140 - YOU LIKE THIS SUIT? 418 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,650 I KNOW JUST WHERE YOU CAN GET THIS SUIT. 419 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,880 THEY GOT ALL SIZES. 420 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,550 I CAN POINT YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 421 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:23,220 BOOM! 422 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,250 - TAKE IT OFF. 423 00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,660 [knock at door] 424 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,800 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SEEING ME. 425 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,570 - GO IN THE LIVING ROOM. 426 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,710 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 427 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:50,880 - OH, HELLO. 428 00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:53,880 UH, I'M STU, 429 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,250 MARCY'S ESTRANGED HUBBY. 430 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,590 - OPHELIA. 431 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,360 - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, OPHELIA. 432 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,530 - I UNDERSTAND YOU BETRAYED MARCY'S TRUST. 433 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,960 - THAT'S TRUE. I DID--MOST CERTAINLY DID. 434 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,800 - I UNDERSTAND YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY COCK 435 00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:13,500 IN SOME YOUNG WOMAN'S MOUTH... 436 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,700 TWICE. 437 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,810 - I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY? 438 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,540 - AND NOW YOU, UH-- 439 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,840 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACK IN HER GOOD GRACES? 440 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,610 - IT'S TRUE. 441 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:23,780 I AM. 442 00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,750 I-I'LL DO ANYTHING. 443 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,250 [laughs] 444 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,520 - AND YOU THINK THE SWEATER 445 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,550 AND THE BOTTLE OF WINE IS GOING TO DO IT? 446 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,960 - NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT. 447 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:37,430 BUT IT IS A 1964 GEORGES DE LATOUR. 448 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,800 I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT TOO JAMMY. 449 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,640 UH, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT THING? 450 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:49,510 - IT'S A COCK CAGE. 451 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,910 - OH, MY. 452 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,640 WHAT IS A COCK CAGE? 453 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,580 - IT IS A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE... 454 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,750 AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE. 455 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,980 - IT TRAPS YOUR COCK IN A FLACCID STATE, STU, 456 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,450 WHICH IS VERY NICE AND COZY. 457 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:07,020 BUT IF YOU GET AROUSED, 458 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,860 IF YOU SURRENDER TO YOUR BASER INSTINCTS, 459 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:12,860 IT CAN MAKE THINGS VERY UNPLEASANT 460 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,860 FOR LITTLE BIG MAN DOWN THERE. 461 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,570 - OH, DEAR. - MM. 462 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,370 - ARE YOU SUGGESTING I WEAR THAT THING? 463 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,270 - I'M NOT SUGGESTING ANYTHING. 464 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,740 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WANTED TO MAKE IT UP TO ME. 465 00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:26,910 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR THAT THING, STU? 466 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,500 [plays notes] 467 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,870 [hits a flat note] 468 00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:01,780 [plays a chord] 469 00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:02,880 HE'S RIGHT. 470 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,610 IT DOES SOUND LIKE JESUS COMING IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH. 471 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:08,480 - WELL DONE, GENTS. 472 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,990 NOW, WHERE'S MY FUCKING COCAINE? 473 00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:23,800 - THAT'S IT? 474 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:25,400 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT ME? 475 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,740 - THAT'S ALL WE COULD AFFORD, ATTICUS-- 476 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:31,840 MR. FETCH, SIR. 477 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:33,540 - THIS PIDDLY AMOUNT OF COCAINE 478 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,510 WILL LAST ME ALL OF ABOUT 12 MINUTES. 479 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:40,820 YOU STUPID, USELESS, BENT MOTHERFUCKER! 480 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:42,920 NEVER GET A SUIT TO DO A MAN'S JOB! 481 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:44,550 - "A SUIT"? 482 00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:45,420 YOU CALL ME A SUIT? 483 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:49,360 I GAVE UP MY SUIT FOR YOU, LITERALLY. 484 00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:52,460 - DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. 485 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:05,910 - YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S RIGHT. 486 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,080 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 487 00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:09,780 THIS IS--THIS IS A MAGNIFICENT PIECE 488 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:10,980 OF ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY, 489 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:14,450 AND IT MUST BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY. 490 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,980 AND, BY THE WAY, 491 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:19,020 YOUR DEFIANCE... 492 00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:22,660 GAVE ME A THUNDEROUS ERECTION. 493 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:29,000 AAH! 494 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,800 - LOOK IN THE CASE. 495 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,400 CHECK THE COMPARTMENT. 496 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,440 HE ALWAYS KEPT DRUGS IN THERE. 497 00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:41,910 - HERE YOU GO, ROCK-STAR ASSHOLE. 498 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,850 - THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 499 00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:52,420 WELL DONE, GENTS. 500 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:56,560 IT'LL BE AN HONOR TO WORK WITH BOTH OF YOU. 501 00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:57,390 [snaps fingers] 502 00:22:57,430 --> 00:23:00,630 SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW... 503 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,000 AFTERNOON. 504 00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:05,970 - [clears throat] 505 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,670 - [breathing rhythmically] 506 00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:13,140 [grunts] 507 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:16,880 - OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA GO TO DINNER NOW. 508 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,180 - CAN I COME? 509 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:22,820 - NO, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL. 510 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:26,960 MARCY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE TV ON FOR HIM. 511 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,090 - GOOD IDEA. - YEAH? YEAH. 512 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,060 - OH, NO! NOT GIRL-ON-GIRL PORN! 513 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,730 - MARCY! - WHAT? 514 00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:39,900 - DON'T FORGET TO KISS YOUR HUBBY GOOD NIGHT. 515 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,940 - YOU'RE RIGHT. OF COURSE. 516 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:47,010 HOW RUDE OF ME. - BABY. NO! 517 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,110 [moaning] OOH! OUCHY. 518 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,010 [smooching] 519 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:55,580 [strained] OH, OH. 520 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,720 [gasping] 521 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,830 NO. 522 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,790 OUCH. 523 00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:08,900 [metal snaps] AAH! 524 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:11,700 - OH, THE WINE AND THE WEED 525 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:15,770 HAS MADE THIS BIG-TIME ROCK MANAGER SLEEPY. 526 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,010 - AND SLOPPY. 527 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,570 IF YOU'RE GONNA HANG OUT WITH ROCK STARS, 528 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,880 YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO HANDLE YOUR DOPE, BUDDY BOY. 529 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,650 - THAT'S DOPE ADVICE. 530 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,250 - YOU CAN CRASH HERE. SHARI, CAN YOU-- 531 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,880 - I'M NOT SUCKING HIS DICK. 532 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,120 - [laughs] 533 00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:29,550 I WASN'T ASKING YOU TO. 534 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:32,290 I MEANT "CAN YOU SHOW HIM THE GUEST ROOM?" 535 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,790 - OH. OKAY, SURE. 536 00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:40,260 - CAN I SEE YOUR BOOBIES AGAIN? - NO. 537 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:43,170 [laughs] - JUST ONE? 538 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,670 - OKAY. - WHOO-HOO. 539 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,200 - IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION FROM EARLIER, 540 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,240 YES, HE IS RETARDED. 541 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,840 BUT--BUT HE MEANS WELL. 542 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:52,580 - HE'S FUNNY. - MM. 543 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:57,280 - BUT YOU TWO ARE ESPECIALLY CUTE TOGETHER. 544 00:24:57,310 --> 00:24:59,280 - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP TODAY. 545 00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:01,220 - NO. 546 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,290 YOU WERE GREAT THE OTHER DAY AT THE FUNERAL. 547 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,690 I'M HAPPY I GET TO REPAY THE FAVOR. 548 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,620 both: BOOM. 549 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:11,860 - I LIKE YOUR WRITING, HANK. 550 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:14,960 - YEAH, GO ON. - [laughs] 551 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,130 - I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 552 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,830 DON'T--DON'T STOP YOURSELF. 553 00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:18,930 I WILL SAY NOTHING. 554 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:22,340 - WELL, YOU WERE... 555 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:26,910 IRRITATING IN REHAB, BUT, UH... 556 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,780 YOU'VE GOT THAT THING THAT I KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR. 557 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,050 - WHAT THING? 558 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,720 - THE THING THAT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE-- 559 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,750 THAT FLASH, THAT SPARK. 560 00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:37,350 - YOU KNOW, SOME WOULD CALL THAT GENIUS. 561 00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:39,620 - OH, SOME MIGHT, BUT I WON'T. 562 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,830 I THINK "GENIUS" IS THE SINGLE MOST OVERUSED WORD 563 00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,060 OF OUR LIFETIMES. 564 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,660 - WORD. 565 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:48,660 - BUT I WILL SAY THAT YOU'RE CLEARLY DOING 566 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,770 EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE PUT ON THIS PLANET TO DO. 567 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,870 YOU ARE MAKING USE OF YOUR GIFT, 568 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:55,840 AND THAT IS ATTRACTIVE. 569 00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:57,670 - IT'S JUST-- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 570 00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,210 YOU MET ME, AND YOU FOUND ME IRRITATING. 571 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,140 - THOROUGHLY. 572 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,210 - AND THEN YOU READ MY WORK, 573 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,010 AND YOU FOUND ME LESS IRRITATING, 574 00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:08,350 EVEN ATTRACTIVE. 575 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,950 - SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 576 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:12,220 - GOD, THAT IS--THAT IS, LIKE, EVERY WRITER'S DREAM. 577 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:16,690 AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS, EVER. 578 00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:20,700 NO, ONCE IT DID HAPPEN-- ONCE, ONCE BEFORE. 579 00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:23,070 - I COULD REALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOU. 580 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,100 - HUH? 581 00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:27,670 - YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY TALENTED. 582 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,940 BUT YOU HAVEN'T NAILED IT YET. 583 00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:32,370 - CLASSIC UNDERACHIEVER. 584 00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:33,810 THAT'S WHAT MY FOLKS ALWAYS SAID. 585 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,380 - OH, IT'S PRETTY EXCITING, REALLY. 586 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:38,850 - WHAT IS? - 'CAUSE I COULD BE THE HAMMER. 587 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,080 - GULP. 588 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:44,290 - THE ONLY QUESTION LEFT IS, DO YOU WANT TO BE GREAT, HANK? 589 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:51,390 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I MAKE MY MARK ON THE WORLD... 590 00:26:51,430 --> 00:26:55,630 BY HELPING YOU MAKE YOUR MARK ON THE WORLD. 591 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,150 GOOD NIGHT. 592 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,150 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NO, NO, NO. 593 00:27:18,190 --> 00:27:20,420 DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP ME MAKE MY MARK OVER HERE? 594 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:23,430 - I DIDN'T SAY THIS WOULD BE EASY. 595 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:25,960 - * SHE LOOKED PAST THE SCARS 596 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:30,470 * AND BURNED-OUT EYES 597 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:36,040 * AND COULD SEE I'M NO EASY RIDE * 598 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:38,970 * SHE'S JUST THE KIND 599 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:44,150 * WHO MIGHT GET YOU TO BUY 600 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:49,420 * SOME STRANGE RELIGION 601 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:54,890 * THIS JACK OF DIAMONDS KICKED HER HEART AROUND * 602 00:27:54,920 --> 00:28:00,860 * SHOULD'VE KNOWN THEY WERE WALKING ON HOLY GROUND * 42571

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