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But the Valleyville team led by Donnie Zanders might have a chance at upsetting

perennial champ Iron City.

And that's all the news there is today in Valleyville, the toilet bowl capital

of America, recently cited as the least desirable place to live in the entire

United States.

Now, a music.

you

Thank you.

Hurry up!

Once again, Dad.

Here we go.

to be like your father.

He never invented anything and neither will you.

You're both just dummies.

Mom, you don't mean that.

Mean what?

Dummies. I didn't say that.

Yes, you did, Mom. I said you just said dummies.

Well, I didn't mean it.

No, but you're going to be late.

Dr. Theodore says that people who are always late miss the bus.

I don't take the bus.

Don't go yet.

Look around ourselves.

Cast our eyes upward.

Oh, Dan, I'm glad I found you. The stuff I gave you wasn't tetrabalic acid. It

was detrinzionic acid.

And if you added trinzionic to the mixture, it would have exploded.

Exploded? Thanks, Milton. Oh.

You should give up, Grover.

Milton, we're close. I can feel it.

Feel what? You don't even know what your dad was trying to invent.

If we keep following his notes, we'll find out.

The missing ingredient could be anything, Grover. Anything.

And unless you find your dad's original formula, I'm not going to steal any more

chemicals for you.

No funny man.

Oh, what's that?

Ooh, angry young man.

Matter not getting any?

You're getting plenty.

Yeah.

Bullshit. Who?

Miss Cindy Moore.

No shit.

All the way.

Keep it done. Keep it reserved.

Keep crossing.

Watch for deep.

Is this your idea of a joke?

I should have known.

Follow me.

Who brought Dayglo cockroaches to parents' night?

Not me.

Oh, Milton McLean said it was your idea.

Who filled the football with helium on homecoming day?

Now, that was funny. Shut up, Carol.

Opening kickoff, the ball left the field.

Dr. Theodore says I should not have to put up with it. Dr. Theodore?

Channel 29.

Advice for life, day and night. Excellent program.

Oh.

Last month you quit the basketball team? I don't have time for that kind of thing

anymore. It wasn't any good anyway.

Quitters never win, son.

The subject is tempting to assume his father's identity. He's just like his

father. Mom, I'm about to complete Dad's work. I'm never in your life for

anything. What sort of work, huh? I don't know exactly.

He doesn't know?

I can't find his completed formula.

All I have are his notes.

The last step missing, as you know.

He didn't tell me what he'd invented because he wanted it to be a surprise.

It was revolutionary.

Do you know what he was really trying to invent?

A new toilet bowl cleaner.

Leave that alone.

Let me give you some advice.

Now, believe me, I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but my father was no

great inventor.

I'm the one who had to go through his papers, trying to find his grade

reports. All I found was gibberish, drawer after drawer.

Just ask yourself this.

If he was such a genius, would he have spent his entire lifetime at Valleyville

High teaching chemistry to Miss Guyton, the little snip?

Like you.

You take that stuff and you...

But you must put poor Mr. Baxter through.

Mom, when poor Mr.

Baxter fired Dad, that is what caused his heart attack, and that is when he

started acting this way. Your father stopped teaching his classes.

Mom, he was trying to get the invention ready for the science convention.

When I started acting what way?

You're just like your father, brother. Up in the clouds with the angels and the

airplanes. Look at that job!

You should call Dr.

Theodore. I don't want to call Dr.

Theodore. I know.

I told that to Dr. Theodore right on TV.

And he said you were mixed up.

And a million people heard him say it. Don't you try to hide it.

I'm laughing.

Our note.

Don't drink that.

invention, Dad.

It fried him.

Elmer?

Are you in there?

They're here.

What if it's dangerous?

Could be a very important discovery.

Didn't hurt Albert.

Oh, Dad.

I'm laughing. I'm laughing.

Grover, Dad, you never look better, you old scientist, you.

Grover?

No.

Well, let me in, man.

Look, if you're embarrassed about what happened at school today, it's all

right. I mean, you can't hide from the world forever.

So... Stop being a dweeb and let me in.

Do you mind?

Good to see you, bro.

She wished Cindy Moore lived next to me.

How are you?

Sloppy little dweeb.

Oh, please, sir.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and three little pickles.

Yeah, right.

Sloppy little dweeb.

Clover?

What time is it?

What? Quick, just tell me the time.

Eight. Yeah, just 30 minutes is just like Albert.

What 30 minutes just like Albert? Milton, we have cracked the missing

link.

Yeah?

This stuff makes you disappear.

We need to bust it.

We're going to fulfill Dad's dream.

We're going to Pittsburgh.

National Convention of the Association of Scientists.

We're going to present his findings.

Dad, a week from now, the whole world's going to know that you were the greatest

scientist that ever lived. Can you imagine the possibilities of this stuff?

This stuff?

Well, if somebody got shot, you know, and you can make them invisible, the

doctors could see where the bullet is.

Is that going to make this disappear?

Your whole face could be a zit, and you wouldn't care because you could be so

rich.

Wait, there's one thing you've got to remember, though.

We have to keep this absolutely secret until after the convention.

Somebody could steal it.

It's okay by me. I mean, who wants to share anyway?

Oh, no, no, no. Wait a minute, Timmy. Wait a minute. I'm the one who thought

of the transionic acid. You've had your fun. Hey, geek!

Okay.

Maybe we should experiment with it a little before we make it public.

Look for side effects and stuff.

Damn right can't be too cautious Let's get started

With dr.

Theodore Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, you

know Most of our problems in life are not caused by ourselves.

They are caused by others Let's take our first quarter

Advice for life. You're on the air. Dr.

Theodore? This is Deborah.

Oh, Deborah.

Our favorite caller.

Oh, watch it. Hey, Deborah.

I can't see you. Have we been making progress lately?

Oh, she's way gone.

Hello?

Hello?

Advice for life.

You're still on the air.

I just saw my mom.

Huh.

Just like you or me.

Deborah.

I think you need a therapist.

How many of you ladies and gentlemen here believe that Deborah needs a

therapist?

And now, the exciting conclusion of Eyes of Fire.

It did last time. Well, if it doesn't, it's going to be plenty hot on the way

home.

Shh.

Oh,

isn't this sweet?

Tony, I said stop it.

Indy, we have been going out for two weeks, you know.

How about if I score 20 points?

Huh?

What is it?

Tomorrow, if I score 20 points, will you, uh, you know... Tony, you always

score 20 points.

Why don't you just worry about winning? You're on a team, you know?

How about if I win the sharpshooter award?

What are you doing?

What?

Your head.

Come on, this is no time for jokes.

Who's joking?

Next time you want popcorn, make it yourself.

Look, only one guy in the state is good enough to win the sharpshooter award.

Yes, and it will probably be you, Donnie.

That's your problem. You're too good.

Things come too easily for you.

And then when things don't go your way, all you know how to do is clown around.

Oh, yeah? Well, since when do you have it so rough?

Cheerleader, the banker's daughter?

Well, I didn't have to be the person I am.

Yeah, sure. You said, please, guy, make me a dorky little nerd with no tits.

That's brilliant, Donnie.

I thought so.

You would.

We're going to graduate soon, and all you're going to learn is that you can't

hide behind your jockstrap forever.

Well, who's hiding?

Donnie.

Lady, wait. I didn't put that there.

I can't explain what happened last night.

I can't.

You're a jerk.

Beat it, Don.

Do what you want.

At the game tonight, you'll see what kind of guy you're calling a jerk.

Fine, Donnie.

You show me what kind of a guy you are tonight and just leave me alone today,

okay?

Thanks, Neil.

Come on, Blob.

Inbound the ball, Blob.

Let's start, Blob.

Xander, how are we going to win tonight if we can't even hold on to the damn

ball?

All right, hit the showers.

Wake up.

Hey, Dunn, you improved.

We'd use you in the tournament.

Hi, Coach, I'm in the middle of something important right now. What's

more important than the tournament?

You.

Hey, Blob, you want to play ball with the big boys, huh, Blob?

You better watch your step.

Up yours, goat breath.

What was that? I didn't... Well,

I guess we showed him.

What are you doing?

Hey, I'm experimenting, okay?

Well, no more experimenting unless we're together.

Fine, fine.

And do you suggest we experiment on young friend Donnie at tonight's game,

perhaps? Yeah.

you believe that we're going out in front of a thousand people naked i'd

rather have a thousand naked people in front of me you'll enjoy the opportunity

moment because after the science convention we're not going to be able to

get away with this kind of thing anymore i know what you're thinking no don't i

wouldn't dream of it it's no worse than what we're about to do but

donnie deserves it

I'm very happy with you.

Good-looking guys, huh?

No.

Where are you?

Leave the cheerleaders alone, Morton.

What a hot dog.

No shot suit award for you, Xander. That trophy belongs to me.

Shut the collar.

Milton, I'm loving life.

Duck.

Time, time.

Xander, get over here. What in the hell do you think you're doing?

Straighten that kid out.

You made the whole team suffer,

Milton. I just hope no one puts two and two together after the convention.

Convention? Are you sure you want to do that?

What do you mean? I've already got bus tickets for Pittsburgh.

Oh, my God.

It's only been 20 minutes.

The game's over.

Zenders? Come here, Zenders.

What the hell do you think you're doing out there?

Flopping around like some friggin' flounder.

I don't know, Mr.

Baxter. Maybe it's the steroids or something.

Get a hold of yourself, son.

Something's wrong, Mr. Baxter.

Something's real wrong. Maybe it's what we're doing. There's nothing wrong with

you, kid. You're just a bad actor.

Tomorrow night you get to play your best game.

Gotta win some to get the bets back up.

After the game tomorrow, there's a dance.

You meet me when the music starts, and I'll tell you what to do. You said I

only had to do this once.

Once wasn't enough, what can I say?

But if we lose one more game, we're out of the tournament.

If I say win it, you win it. If I say lose it, you lose it. Now beat it.

Did you believe that?

Baxter and Donnie are rigging the tournament.

They're shaving points.

If God had meant us to walk that far, he would have given us four legs.

Ah! There you are.

Mr. Baxter's been here.

What are you wearing?

It's the latest rage. What about Baxter?

Mr. Baxter's been here.

And he said that he wanted to come over personally and tell me what you did at

school tonight.

And that...

We won't be able to go to the school dance tomorrow night.

Oh, man.

Just what I thought.

Each time you take the duff, the length of time your invisible decreases by five

minutes.

Melton, watch.

That's it.

It won't work on him anymore.

He's a rat. If he gets five minutes shorter each time, we only have three

times left.

I'm going to Pittsburgh now.

Wait a minute, Grover.

No, no.

I'm not taking any more chances.

How do we explain us two running down the hallway of the school naked? We can

explain later, after we've explored some more possibilities.

No, no. Forget it.

I better tell my mom I'm going.

Let's at least sneak into the girls' locker room. It would be a crime not to

do that.

Mom! Damn it, Grover.

I've been whacking off in the shower for so long, I get a hard-on when it rains.

And now I've got the opportunity of a lifetime, and you're going to waste it?

Wrong. I'm going to be sure I don't waste it.

What is it?

Did you take Dad's notes?

Huh? The blue paper. No.

Were you in here? I never come in here.

Oh, I did come in here to show Mr. Baxter what you put me through.

Don't you ever come in here.

Ever.

The notes are gone.

We got the powder. What the hell good is the powder if we can't show them how to

make it?

There'll be no proof that Dad invented it.

I believe I have wasted the powder playing stupid little tricks on Donnie

Sanders, and now... Now?

Why didn't I tell the world where I had the chair?

Well, I won.

You played very well, Donnie.

You deserve to win.

Meet you after you change?

I love you, Sam.

Why not?

You like character.

He knows that I'm trying to complete Dad's work. When my dad taught here,

Baxter had access to all of his papers, so he knows that Dad was no kook.

And last night, he was in my room.

Baxter stole the notes.

With my written editions, I'll be able to make this.

So we are going to sneak into his office and see if the notes are there.

How about we go to the dance first? No. No.

No.

because the alarms are only off before and after the game when there's a lot of

people in the building.

Let's go.

Come on. Stay right beside me. I'm right here, Grover.

Hey, look who's here.

They must be waiting for Donnie.

Why don't you stay with them and find out more about this point-shaping scam?

Donnie?

Damn it.

He must have gone ahead to back the dog.

Let's jam.

Look at these great new dweebs.

Out of my way, dweeb.

Up you go.

I said I'll...

This is sister to Satan.

My favorite customer.

Matt, where's Cindy?

Can't talk right now. I got to miss her.

Who, Cindy?

No.

What, did you guys break up or what?

Of course not.

Well, then where is she?

She's with the other cheerleaders.

She's changing.

In the girl's shower room?

Well, what's it to you?

I didn't say anything.

Yeah, you get to win the next one, too.

Listen, Mr. Baxter, I like winning a lot better than losing.

If I win the sharpshooter award, I get a good scholarship, and I get... You do

what I tell you, or I'll show the colleges your real grades.

You'll spend the next year flipping burgers.

You're the one who said I didn't have to study. What is the matter with you?

I don't know.

Maybe it's a matter of character.

Character?

Character is not your concern, Zanders. I am.

Now, you meet me after the next game, and I'll give you your final

instructions. Now, beat it.

Looks like your pigeon's thinking of flying.

I don't like that.

To hell with your invention.

I think we'd better cool it. This thing's big. Mr.

Christo, I've got to have that money.

And I've got to act fast. I'm not the only one who knows about this. The son

of the guy who invented this thing.

Yeah, well, if anything goes wrong, I may teach you how to dress.

Dad's notes are all right.

Pops, we know what they're for.

Good God.

You cut Dad's original formula.

And he stole my copy so there wouldn't be any proof that Dad invented it.

Oh, no.

What have you done this time?

Huh?

Love and life.

Look now, we're over.

Hey, Cindy.

I heard you and Donnie have been having a lot of fun at your house. I sure have.

You'll find it all.

Be quiet.

Donnie must be too hot.

I'm just looking for a different kind of guy, that's all.

Sounds like Cindy's chilling out.

Listen, Debbie. When I find a guy that's right for me, I'll be the one to jump on

him. You really have nothing to worry about with him.

What's the big idea of pulling me out of there?

Dammit, Milton.

You had been so busy.

Screaming and shouting and running away.

All I could have told you. That Baxter does have our notes.

And my dad's formula.

And you were supposed to go in there and look for the notes.

Me?

Why weren't you in there? Because I got stuck with Baxter.

I thought you were in there.

And now I have to wait until tomorrow night's game before I can go back there

again. I don't care.

I'd sacrifice 40 formulas for looking for any more. You're out.

No more dust.

It's half mine.

Half yours. I made the dust.

What is going on?

Grover, you've changed.

Grover. Yeah.

We have changed.

Just not in the same way.

Maybe you're right, Grover.

Maybe we have changed.

I'll take it over and I'll call you tomorrow.

Dad, don't.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, cheat, and steal.

Right, my little sex kitten?

Here I come.

That's in your seatbelt.

That dog could have sabotaged the mission.

There could be spies lurking anywhere.

I've got to be careful.

Have you lost your mind?

Yeah.

No.

Hello?

Just forget it, Donnie.

Well, I'll help you in any way that I can.

Help with him?

Except that way.

Strictly as a friend.

Hurry up.

What do you mean your life's a mess?

What?

Okay, Donnie, look, you can't get character by plugging yourself in like a

refrigerator. And I'm sure whatever it is can wait until tomorrow. I'll talk to

you later. Bye.

I better call him back.

Do it tomorrow.

I guess you're right.

He's got the powder. I didn't mean for anyone to see me. He's got the powder.

Kim, I swear.

Who? Him.

Police. This is Don.

I'm Sergeant Malone of the Valleyville Police Department. And I'm Sergeant

Terrell, ma'am.

What's he done?

He may be selling hallucinogenic drugs, ma'am.

Move to the center of the room. Hands on your head now.

Turn around.

Mrs. Dunn?

What do you do with all this equipment?

Mrs. Dunn?

Have you noticed any changes in your son's behavior?

Yes. He's a completely different person.

And now he says I'm not allowed in his room.

Here you come.

To love the thing that hurts you most.

I'm alone. We've got a job to do here.

And who's to say I'm not doing it?

I may captain you or not because I'm not some teary-ass jerky sob sister.

Dr. Theodore says I shouldn't know what I have to put up with it.

Dr. Theodore? Channel 29?

That's right, officer.

I fight for life. Day or night.

Call me Chuck.

I'm... Deborah.

Deborah.

You're the Deborah that calls Dr. Theodore, the one with the awful son?

Yes, I am.

I'm Chuck.

Chuck!

The one who can't get a promotion, whose partner makes life miserable for him.

It's you!

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Let's get a cup of coffee.

Cindy. You want something really weird, are you?

No.

Look,

Grover, I know that Milton didn't just walk into my room last night.

He just... Appeared.

Yeah, like I might dream a dream or something.

Grover, I just think I deserve to know what's going on.

Grover!

Sit down.

I'll tell you. Please.

Let me tell you something, Deborah.

But... Just let me tell you something.

You're a crimpuff.

You're a jellyfish.

You're a spineless...

Get it, please.

So Baxter's got my dad's formula. Now he's got the notes for two.

Top it all off.

I've locked the powder.

No, you haven't.

I thought you'd throw it out.

How long has it left?

Uh-huh.

How long has it left?

First time out there forget it why not look what happened to Milton what

happened to you?

I'll give you some if you promised to help me with something really important

Do you promise to keep this a secret?

Yeah.

God, this stuff is amazing.

But what do you do about...

Of course, that's why you and Milton were running around the school naked.

You know about that?

Of course I know about that. It was all over the school.

What did you do your first time?

We can't talk all afternoon, Deborah.

The facts are simple. You haven't been listening to me, and now your son is in

trouble with the law. All of your problems stem from the damn kid of

yours. Every one.

Every one of your problems.

Now, Deborah, I want you to promise me that as soon as we hang up...

You better get dressed now. 30 minutes already?

I'm your mother. Your assertive mother.

Grover.

All right.

Where is the little slut?

Mom, you only have 30 seconds.

I have all the time in the world.

Now, I know you've got her in here somewhere.

See you.

You said you needed my help?

Chuck,

you missed half the

show.

I'm sorry, Deborah.

Milton McClain's escaped.

When the jailer brought him his food, he was gone.

Nothing there but a pile of clothes.

It's really odd.

Well, come in.

I can't.

I've got to stake out McClane's house.

I'll never make Captain if Terrell finds him first.

You'll find him.

I want you to keep your son under surveillance.

McClane may come back here.

What do you say?

Okay. Watch for changes in your son's behavior, especially euphoria.

That's how you'll know your son is high.

Euphoria.

So if I don't get the formula and the notes back, Baxter's gonna steal the

invention.

God knows what it'll do with it.

It's just so hard to believe.

Especially Donnie shaking points.

I guess that explains why he was acting so weird during that one game.

No, that was because... Huh?

Is there something else?

No, no.

What? That's what Donnie was talking about over the phone last night.

He was trying to tell me.

He wanted my help.

And I let him down.

Poor Donnie.

Poor Donnie?

Come on, let's not argue about it. I'm going to help you.

Okay. I'll give you some now. So in case something happens to one of us, the

other one can still get into Baxter's office.

Okay.

Oh, I forgot something.

Hello? Yes, this is Deborah Dunn.

Send Sergeant Malone to my house as soon as possible.

No, I don't want Terrell.

No, Deborah Dunn.

Euphoria, huh?

I don't feel any euphoria.

I wish I knew what all the fun was about.

Over here.

What? You're not wearing any clothes.

I didn't want to waste any time. I don't last that long anymore.

Should we do it?

Just wait for the buzzer.

We'll take off your clothes now.

Why? I still have 25 minutes.

No, it might take 25 minutes.

I wonder how long you used to last.

Sounds like you won.

Okay. Now I'm going to go to Baxter's office and you follow Baxter.

Meet me back there.

Right.

Let's see if you're hiding anything in here.

Hey,

great game, kid.

All the smart money in the state is going to be on us for the championship

tomorrow, kid. So now it's time to lose. Mr.

Baxter, Avery's on that team.

If I were to throw the game...

He would win the sharpshooter award and all the scouts would see him. I'm not

playing along. Hey, I've got everything on that game.

You lose it or you lose your nuts.

Not again.

Donnie. Cindy.

Cindy. Don't be afraid.

That's right.

Don't be afraid.

Just pretend for the moment that you don't even exist.

Because in this hour, in this fashion, we are going to talk about

self-awareness.

Chuckie! Chuckie!

I found the drugs!

I knew it.

They were here!

What's his problem?

Any problems?

Oh, damn!

Oh,

Miller.

Sing them, Paul.

Kindest sir, it is of the utmost importance that we begin production of

your product before world competitors discover secret.

Therefore, financing must be in place by March 10th.

It's tomorrow.

Warmest personal regards, R. Wang Ferger.

Who's R. Wang Ferger?

Found that formula.

What's he doing here? Forget it. I'm going.

No, no, wait a minute. This was too important.

Now, are we just going to stand aside and let Baxter ruin his life? Look,

Baxter's moving fast.

He's getting ready to start mass production on Dad's invention.

Well, I'm not even going to Pittsburgh, nah. I'm telling everybody in newspapers

now. Grover, you can't. Okay, now, Baxter still has your notes, right?

With the missing ingredients penciled in by you, which makes that just as

valuable as the completed formula.

Look, I'll tell... If you step forward now...

He will, too.

And who are they going to believe?

If you do anything now, you're going to tip him off.

He'll tip him off.

Oh, yeah, Mr.

Righteous. Well, we figured out what you did.

Cindy's house, the game.

Why don't you just put on some clothes?

Look, the best way to beat Baxter for good is to just play trap for him.

Just credit him.

Otherwise, he's free to do whatever he wants with your invention, and he'll

string you up for the rest of your life.

I hope you're not suggesting I play to win.

There's no telling what Baxter can do.

Baxter's planning on using the money that he makes off this game to start

marketing on my dad's invention.

If we lose that game, Baxter gets everything, Dad and I get nothing.

If I hold off, then we have to win. I'm not sure if we can win.

Avery's on that team, and he's good.

We'll win.

Cindy, you and I will do what Milton and I did to Donnie except to Avery. That

way it'll look like we won in spite of Donnie.

Baxter is still going to be mad. There's no match for somebody who's invisible.

Because if we win and Baxter's still on the loose, I'm dog food.

Grover. Look, just remember, I'm doing this for Dad, not for him.

Grover.

You better slow down, honey.

Over. I know that you're really upset with me tonight.

Are you jealous?

You're not going to talk to me?

What is it?

Robert's gone.

What are we going to do?

Make more.

Come on, let's get started.

Now?

If this stuff were simple to make, it would have been discovered a long time

ago.

It's after two. The game's already in the second half.

Almost done.

Some of the ingredients were a little different.

It doesn't work.

Something I figured out.

You see those numbers?

That's a code. What does it spell?

Disappearing powder.

Oh, we've got it all right.

Watch out!

Um,

you better stand back.

Toilet bowl cleanser.

Dad.

You mean your dad? Yeah.

Now Baxter's going to start mass production on the invisible powder

thinking it's a toilet bowl cleanser.

Can you imagine what's going to happen?

There will be people all over the world turning invisible by accident.

And then they're going to be running around gulping every toilet bowl

cleanser in sight.

Sent by the angels.

I'll help you, Milton.

If you tell me where you put the powder you stole.

Okay.

I'll tell you, Grove.

But you gotta promise to give me enough to stay invisible until this thing is

over.

Okay. Look, I promise.

You gotta bring me some right now.

Oh, right. Tell me where it is.

It's in the guitar out back.

I can feel it. Grover, why did he go to your room?

Well, he probably would have. But he came inside because he thought some...

anybody. The whole world is in danger. I'm confused.

Yes. You've got to believe us. I do not believe that powder makes anybody

invisible. It makes you run around naked and end up in the puzzle house.

Look, if you would just come to the game with us, you could see we were telling

the truth.

You could arrest Baxter and get promoted to captain.

If I arrested Lester Baxter, I'd be nobody in a big hurry.

Good Lord.

Please, there's not much time. Hey, that's good enough for me.

Hey,

I can't go out like this.

Take off your clothes and bring them with you. Right.

The game's about to end.

Hush, my darling.

Explain this. Trade places with me.

Hold on. Are you on to something?

Hold on. Did you see that Milton kid?

Maybe we should try to explain. Explain.

You're not even here to explain.

That's true.

Trade places.

Pull over, Malone.

Okay, Cindy.

Take some of the dust.

What am I doing? He's going to see you.

No, I've got to save my last dose for the game. Just take some.

I'm headed south past the market.

Yeah.

and goes straight to the gym with Cindy.

Oh, my God.

What is it?

It's gone. Gone? Gone. Gone. The car wash.

Yeah, the car wash. Damn.

Okay.

Cindy, you've only got about three minutes left. Now it's up to you. We've

got to win.

Blow. You and I are going to go to the storage room until you become visible.

Then you can make the arrest.

Right.

Ready? Yes. Yes.

and we're behind.

I'm here, darling. You're losing.

Where have you been? This has happened all day.

Sucker. One step ahead of you.

Oh, no, you don't.

We're running out of time, Donna. You may have to win this with us. I don't

think I can.

I'll be visible in less than a minute.

We're going to do anything. It has to be now.

Don't worry about him. I've got a copy.

Donnie, we have to try.

Hello? Yes?

We're going to need your help.

They've got a baby on the bench and they're taking a look at him now. We

don't know how it happened, but I doubt we'll be seeing any more of Xander's

today.

What's that cop doing here?

That's what makes me nervous.

We've got to get out of here. There's a storage room down the hall from the gym.

Wait in there.

Just climb up the cable at the rear of the backboard. Are you sure I'm going to

get back in time for the arrest?

I'll fall back, sir, after the game's over.

Just make sure your balls don't go into the basket.

All right.

Here it goes.

Good luck.

Okay,

too much time, Donnie. You've got to put somebody else in.

Don,

what are you doing here? What's in the game?

I

don't

care if you do feel stupid.

We'll be safe from that cop.

He's still keeping an eye on Baxter.

Back to a dead man.

Where do you think you're going? We still have to do the victory cheers.

Anybody come out of here?

A couple of bears.

Bears? Yep.

Went to the gym.

It looks very clean tonight. There's a spot right over there.

Don't anybody move.

No, you don't understand.

I said freeze!

Now, take off those stupid masks.

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

Now, suppose somebody tells me what's going on around here.

Point shading, that's what's going on.

Baxter's involved, too. You, shut up.

You're in enough trouble already.

The kid is innocent, Terrell. You should listen to him.

Who said that?

I did.

Terrell, you old pug-knucker.

You are about to make the arrest of your life.

Where is your uniform?

Two R's and two L's. I'd like to say to the youth of Valleyville, watch your

authority figures well and take example.

Well,

it looks like he's going to make captain.

I've been thinking.

Who gives a damn?

At least Baxter was caught.

He searched everywhere for your dad's notes.

Baxter swears he doesn't have them.

There's nothing more we can do now. I'm sorry.

Come on, I'll drive you home.

Grover.

I just wanted to say thanks.

All you get.

There is the visible you.

What you are perceived to be by others.

And then there is the invisible you.

What you aspire to be.

But can't be because other people are always, forevermore,

messing up your life.

I mean, you're going to go blow everything at your dorky convention.

And this time, remember to bury it!

Oh, I think I need a vacation.

I've been thinking.

Since I'm not going to make captain, I'm going to have a lot more time for our

honeymoon.

Let's get a cup of coffee.

When you got home from school, it had miraculously turned into the invisible

powder.

There's something you're not telling us, Milton.

You used all of your six times.

Why did you want more powder?

Must have miscounted.

Okay.

After my sixth time, I tried it and nothing happened. And then I tried it

again.

And it lasted 30 minutes.

It starts over.

Yeah, but only if you get the powder.

I mean, you don't even know how you did it.

But we do have the toilet bowl cleaner.

Now there's an idea you can sell.

Shall I get started on this?

Glad you agree.

What ingredient do you add to a toilet bowl cleanser to change it from a

disappearing powder to a powder that makes you disappear?

Something organic, I guess.

Something that got into the goo after I left for school.

We may never find out.

This was all for nothing.

It's over.

It wasn't all for nothing.

You're right.

It wasn't all for nothing.

We're staying with you.

bathroom it's better go inside what's with all these pigeons anyway i don't

know you know they've always been well there aren't any pigeons at my house

and i live right next door i don't know why they're here i just wish they'd

i'm

laughing

Like a frightened schoolboy