All language subtitles for The Invisible Kid (1988)

But the Valleyville team led by Donnie
Zanders might have a chance at upsetting

perennial champ Iron City.

And that's all the news there is today
in Valleyville, the toilet bowl capital

of America, recently cited as the least
desirable place to live in the entire

United States.

Now, a music.

you

Thank you.

Hurry up!

Once again, Dad.

Here we go.

to be like your father.

He never invented anything and neither
will you.

You're both just dummies.

Mom, you don't mean that.

Mean what?

Dummies. I didn't say that.

Yes, you did, Mom. I said you just said
dummies.

Well, I didn't mean it.

No, but you're going to be late.

Dr. Theodore says that people who are
always late miss the bus.

I don't take the bus.

Don't go yet.

Look around ourselves.

Cast our eyes upward.

Oh, Dan, I'm glad I found you. The stuff
I gave you wasn't tetrabalic acid. It

was detrinzionic acid.

And if you added trinzionic to the
mixture, it would have exploded.

Exploded? Thanks, Milton. Oh.

You should give up, Grover.

Milton, we're close. I can feel it.

Feel what? You don't even know what your
dad was trying to invent.

If we keep following his notes, we'll
find out.

The missing ingredient could be
anything, Grover. Anything.

And unless you find your dad's original
formula, I'm not going to steal any more

chemicals for you.

No funny man.

Oh, what's that?

Ooh, angry young man.

Matter not getting any?

You're getting plenty.

Yeah.

Bullshit. Who?

Miss Cindy Moore.

No shit.

All the way.

Keep it done. Keep it reserved.

Keep crossing.

Watch for deep.

Is this your idea of a joke?

I should have known.

Follow me.

Who brought Dayglo cockroaches to
parents' night?

Not me.

Oh, Milton McLean said it was your idea.

Who filled the football with helium on
homecoming day?

Now, that was funny. Shut up, Carol.

Opening kickoff, the ball left the
field.

Dr. Theodore says I should not have to
put up with it. Dr. Theodore?

Channel 29.

Advice for life, day and night.
Excellent program.

Oh.

Last month you quit the basketball team?
I don't have time for that kind of thing

anymore. It wasn't any good anyway.

Quitters never win, son.

The subject is tempting to assume his
father's identity. He's just like his

father. Mom, I'm about to complete Dad's
work. I'm never in your life for

anything. What sort of work, huh? I
don't know exactly.

He doesn't know?

I can't find his completed formula.

All I have are his notes.

The last step missing, as you know.

He didn't tell me what he'd invented
because he wanted it to be a surprise.

It was revolutionary.

Do you know what he was really trying to
invent?

A new toilet bowl cleaner.

Leave that alone.

Let me give you some advice.

Now, believe me, I hate to be the one to
burst your bubble, but my father was no

great inventor.

I'm the one who had to go through his
papers, trying to find his grade

reports. All I found was gibberish,
drawer after drawer.

Just ask yourself this.

If he was such a genius, would he have
spent his entire lifetime at Valleyville

High teaching chemistry to Miss Guyton,
the little snip?

Like you.

You take that stuff and you...

But you must put poor Mr. Baxter
through.

Mom, when poor Mr.

Baxter fired Dad, that is what caused
his heart attack, and that is when he

started acting this way. Your father
stopped teaching his classes.

Mom, he was trying to get the invention
ready for the science convention.

When I started acting what way?

You're just like your father, brother.
Up in the clouds with the angels and the

airplanes. Look at that job!

You should call Dr.

Theodore. I don't want to call Dr.

Theodore. I know.

I told that to Dr. Theodore right on TV.

And he said you were mixed up.

And a million people heard him say it.
Don't you try to hide it.

I'm laughing.

Our note.

Don't drink that.

invention, Dad.

It fried him.

Elmer?

Are you in there?

They're here.

What if it's dangerous?

Could be a very important discovery.

Didn't hurt Albert.

Oh, Dad.

I'm laughing. I'm laughing.

Grover, Dad, you never look better, you
old scientist, you.

Grover?

No.

Well, let me in, man.

Look, if you're embarrassed about what
happened at school today, it's all

right. I mean, you can't hide from the
world forever.

So... Stop being a dweeb and let me in.

Do you mind?

Good to see you, bro.

She wished Cindy Moore lived next to me.

How are you?

Sloppy little dweeb.

Oh, please, sir.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and three
little pickles.

Yeah, right.

Sloppy little dweeb.

Clover?

What time is it?

What? Quick, just tell me the time.

Eight. Yeah, just 30 minutes is just
like Albert.

What 30 minutes just like Albert?
Milton, we have cracked the missing

link.

Yeah?

This stuff makes you disappear.

We need to bust it.

We're going to fulfill Dad's dream.

We're going to Pittsburgh.

National Convention of the Association
of Scientists.

We're going to present his findings.

Dad, a week from now, the whole world's
going to know that you were the greatest

scientist that ever lived. Can you
imagine the possibilities of this stuff?

This stuff?

Well, if somebody got shot, you know,
and you can make them invisible, the

doctors could see where the bullet is.

Is that going to make this disappear?

Your whole face could be a zit, and you
wouldn't care because you could be so

rich.

Wait, there's one thing you've got to
remember, though.

We have to keep this absolutely secret
until after the convention.

Somebody could steal it.

It's okay by me. I mean, who wants to
share anyway?

Oh, no, no, no. Wait a minute, Timmy.
Wait a minute. I'm the one who thought

of the transionic acid. You've had your
fun. Hey, geek!

Okay.

Maybe we should experiment with it a
little before we make it public.

Look for side effects and stuff.

Damn right can't be too cautious Let's
get started

With dr.

Theodore Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
very much. Ladies and gentlemen, you

know Most of our problems in life are
not caused by ourselves.

They are caused by others Let's take our
first quarter

Advice for life. You're on the air. Dr.

Theodore? This is Deborah.

Oh, Deborah.

Our favorite caller.

Oh, watch it. Hey, Deborah.

I can't see you. Have we been making
progress lately?

Oh, she's way gone.

Hello?

Hello?

Advice for life.

You're still on the air.

I just saw my mom.

Huh.

Just like you or me.

Deborah.

I think you need a therapist.

How many of you ladies and gentlemen
here believe that Deborah needs a

therapist?

And now, the exciting conclusion of Eyes
of Fire.

It did last time. Well, if it doesn't,
it's going to be plenty hot on the way

home.

Shh.

Oh,

isn't this sweet?

Tony, I said stop it.

Indy, we have been going out for two
weeks, you know.

How about if I score 20 points?

Huh?

What is it?

Tomorrow, if I score 20 points, will
you, uh, you know... Tony, you always

score 20 points.

Why don't you just worry about winning?
You're on a team, you know?

How about if I win the sharpshooter
award?

What are you doing?

What?

Your head.

Come on, this is no time for jokes.

Who's joking?

Next time you want popcorn, make it
yourself.

Look, only one guy in the state is good
enough to win the sharpshooter award.

Yes, and it will probably be you,
Donnie.

That's your problem. You're too good.

Things come too easily for you.

And then when things don't go your way,
all you know how to do is clown around.

Oh, yeah? Well, since when do you have
it so rough?

Cheerleader, the banker's daughter?

Well, I didn't have to be the person I
am.

Yeah, sure. You said, please, guy, make
me a dorky little nerd with no tits.

That's brilliant, Donnie.

I thought so.

You would.

We're going to graduate soon, and all
you're going to learn is that you can't

hide behind your jockstrap forever.

Well, who's hiding?

Donnie.

Lady, wait. I didn't put that there.

I can't explain what happened last
night.

I can't.

You're a jerk.

Beat it, Don.

Do what you want.

At the game tonight, you'll see what
kind of guy you're calling a jerk.

Fine, Donnie.

You show me what kind of a guy you are
tonight and just leave me alone today,

okay?

Thanks, Neil.

Come on, Blob.

Inbound the ball, Blob.

Let's start, Blob.

Xander, how are we going to win tonight
if we can't even hold on to the damn

ball?

All right, hit the showers.

Wake up.

Hey, Dunn, you improved.

We'd use you in the tournament.

Hi, Coach, I'm in the middle of
something important right now. What's

more important than the tournament?

You.

Hey, Blob, you want to play ball with
the big boys, huh, Blob?

You better watch your step.

Up yours, goat breath.

What was that? I didn't... Well,

I guess we showed him.

What are you doing?

Hey, I'm experimenting, okay?

Well, no more experimenting unless we're
together.

Fine, fine.

And do you suggest we experiment on
young friend Donnie at tonight's game,

perhaps? Yeah.

you believe that we're going out in
front of a thousand people naked i'd

rather have a thousand naked people in
front of me you'll enjoy the opportunity

moment because after the science
convention we're not going to be able to

get away with this kind of thing anymore
i know what you're thinking no don't i

wouldn't dream of it it's no worse than
what we're about to do but

donnie deserves it

I'm very happy with you.

Good-looking guys, huh?

No.

Where are you?

Leave the cheerleaders alone, Morton.

What a hot dog.

No shot suit award for you, Xander. That
trophy belongs to me.

Shut the collar.

Milton, I'm loving life.

Duck.

Time, time.

Xander, get over here. What in the hell
do you think you're doing?

Straighten that kid out.

You made the whole team suffer,

Milton. I just hope no one puts two and
two together after the convention.

Convention? Are you sure you want to do
that?

What do you mean? I've already got bus
tickets for Pittsburgh.

Oh, my God.

It's only been 20 minutes.

The game's over.

Zenders? Come here, Zenders.

What the hell do you think you're doing
out there?

Flopping around like some friggin'
flounder.

I don't know, Mr.

Baxter. Maybe it's the steroids or
something.

Get a hold of yourself, son.

Something's wrong, Mr. Baxter.

Something's real wrong. Maybe it's what
we're doing. There's nothing wrong with

you, kid. You're just a bad actor.

Tomorrow night you get to play your best
game.

Gotta win some to get the bets back up.

After the game tomorrow, there's a
dance.

You meet me when the music starts, and
I'll tell you what to do. You said I

only had to do this once.

Once wasn't enough, what can I say?

But if we lose one more game, we're out
of the tournament.

If I say win it, you win it. If I say
lose it, you lose it. Now beat it.

Did you believe that?

Baxter and Donnie are rigging the
tournament.

They're shaving points.

If God had meant us to walk that far, he
would have given us four legs.

Ah! There you are.

Mr. Baxter's been here.

What are you wearing?

It's the latest rage. What about Baxter?

Mr. Baxter's been here.

And he said that he wanted to come over
personally and tell me what you did at

school tonight.

And that...

We won't be able to go to the school
dance tomorrow night.

Oh, man.

Just what I thought.

Each time you take the duff, the length
of time your invisible decreases by five

minutes.

Melton, watch.

That's it.

It won't work on him anymore.

He's a rat. If he gets five minutes
shorter each time, we only have three

times left.

I'm going to Pittsburgh now.

Wait a minute, Grover.

No, no.

I'm not taking any more chances.

How do we explain us two running down
the hallway of the school naked? We can

explain later, after we've explored some
more possibilities.

No, no. Forget it.

I better tell my mom I'm going.

Let's at least sneak into the girls'
locker room. It would be a crime not to

do that.

Mom! Damn it, Grover.

I've been whacking off in the shower for
so long, I get a hard-on when it rains.

And now I've got the opportunity of a
lifetime, and you're going to waste it?

Wrong. I'm going to be sure I don't
waste it.

What is it?

Did you take Dad's notes?

Huh? The blue paper. No.

Were you in here? I never come in here.

Oh, I did come in here to show Mr.
Baxter what you put me through.

Don't you ever come in here.

Ever.

The notes are gone.

We got the powder. What the hell good is
the powder if we can't show them how to

make it?

There'll be no proof that Dad invented
it.

I believe I have wasted the powder
playing stupid little tricks on Donnie

Sanders, and now... Now?

Why didn't I tell the world where I had
the chair?

Well, I won.

You played very well, Donnie.

You deserve to win.

Meet you after you change?

I love you, Sam.

Why not?

You like character.

He knows that I'm trying to complete
Dad's work. When my dad taught here,

Baxter had access to all of his papers,
so he knows that Dad was no kook.

And last night, he was in my room.

Baxter stole the notes.

With my written editions, I'll be able
to make this.

So we are going to sneak into his office
and see if the notes are there.

How about we go to the dance first? No.
No.

No.

because the alarms are only off before
and after the game when there's a lot of

people in the building.

Let's go.

Come on. Stay right beside me. I'm right
here, Grover.

Hey, look who's here.

They must be waiting for Donnie.

Why don't you stay with them and find
out more about this point-shaping scam?

Donnie?

Damn it.

He must have gone ahead to back the dog.

Let's jam.

Look at these great new dweebs.

Out of my way, dweeb.

Up you go.

I said I'll...

This is sister to Satan.

My favorite customer.

Matt, where's Cindy?

Can't talk right now. I got to miss her.

Who, Cindy?

No.

What, did you guys break up or what?

Of course not.

Well, then where is she?

She's with the other cheerleaders.

She's changing.

In the girl's shower room?

Well, what's it to you?

I didn't say anything.

Yeah, you get to win the next one, too.

Listen, Mr. Baxter, I like winning a lot
better than losing.

If I win the sharpshooter award, I get a
good scholarship, and I get... You do

what I tell you, or I'll show the
colleges your real grades.

You'll spend the next year flipping
burgers.

You're the one who said I didn't have to
study. What is the matter with you?

I don't know.

Maybe it's a matter of character.

Character?

Character is not your concern, Zanders.
I am.

Now, you meet me after the next game,
and I'll give you your final

instructions. Now, beat it.

Looks like your pigeon's thinking of
flying.

I don't like that.

To hell with your invention.

I think we'd better cool it. This
thing's big. Mr.

Christo, I've got to have that money.

And I've got to act fast. I'm not the
only one who knows about this. The son

of the guy who invented this thing.

Yeah, well, if anything goes wrong, I
may teach you how to dress.

Dad's notes are all right.

Pops, we know what they're for.

Good God.

You cut Dad's original formula.

And he stole my copy so there wouldn't
be any proof that Dad invented it.

Oh, no.

What have you done this time?

Huh?

Love and life.

Look now, we're over.

Hey, Cindy.

I heard you and Donnie have been having
a lot of fun at your house. I sure have.

You'll find it all.

Be quiet.

Donnie must be too hot.

I'm just looking for a different kind of
guy, that's all.

Sounds like Cindy's chilling out.

Listen, Debbie. When I find a guy that's
right for me, I'll be the one to jump on

him. You really have nothing to worry
about with him.

What's the big idea of pulling me out of
there?

Dammit, Milton.

You had been so busy.

Screaming and shouting and running away.

All I could have told you. That Baxter
does have our notes.

And my dad's formula.

And you were supposed to go in there and
look for the notes.

Me?

Why weren't you in there? Because I got
stuck with Baxter.

I thought you were in there.

And now I have to wait until tomorrow
night's game before I can go back there

again. I don't care.

I'd sacrifice 40 formulas for looking
for any more. You're out.

No more dust.

It's half mine.

Half yours. I made the dust.

What is going on?

Grover, you've changed.

Grover. Yeah.

We have changed.

Just not in the same way.

Maybe you're right, Grover.

Maybe we have changed.

I'll take it over and I'll call you
tomorrow.

Dad, don't.

If at first you don't succeed, lie,
cheat, and steal.

Right, my little sex kitten?

Here I come.

That's in your seatbelt.

That dog could have sabotaged the
mission.

There could be spies lurking anywhere.

I've got to be careful.

Have you lost your mind?

Yeah.

No.

Hello?

Just forget it, Donnie.

Well, I'll help you in any way that I
can.

Help with him?

Except that way.

Strictly as a friend.

Hurry up.

What do you mean your life's a mess?

What?

Okay, Donnie, look, you can't get
character by plugging yourself in like a

refrigerator. And I'm sure whatever it
is can wait until tomorrow. I'll talk to

you later. Bye.

I better call him back.

Do it tomorrow.

I guess you're right.

He's got the powder. I didn't mean for
anyone to see me. He's got the powder.

Kim, I swear.

Who? Him.

Police. This is Don.

I'm Sergeant Malone of the Valleyville
Police Department. And I'm Sergeant

Terrell, ma'am.

What's he done?

He may be selling hallucinogenic drugs,
ma'am.

Move to the center of the room. Hands on
your head now.

Turn around.

Mrs. Dunn?

What do you do with all this equipment?

Mrs. Dunn?

Have you noticed any changes in your
son's behavior?

Yes. He's a completely different person.

And now he says I'm not allowed in his
room.

Here you come.

To love the thing that hurts you most.

I'm alone. We've got a job to do here.

And who's to say I'm not doing it?

I may captain you or not because I'm not
some teary-ass jerky sob sister.

Dr. Theodore says I shouldn't know what
I have to put up with it.

Dr. Theodore? Channel 29?

That's right, officer.

I fight for life. Day or night.

Call me Chuck.

I'm... Deborah.

Deborah.

You're the Deborah that calls Dr.
Theodore, the one with the awful son?

Yes, I am.

I'm Chuck.

Chuck!

The one who can't get a promotion, whose
partner makes life miserable for him.

It's you!

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Let's get a cup of coffee.

Cindy. You want something really weird,
are you?

No.

Look,

Grover, I know that Milton didn't just
walk into my room last night.

He just... Appeared.

Yeah, like I might dream a dream or
something.

Grover, I just think I deserve to know
what's going on.

Grover!

Sit down.

I'll tell you. Please.

Let me tell you something, Deborah.

But... Just let me tell you something.

You're a crimpuff.

You're a jellyfish.

You're a spineless...

Get it, please.

So Baxter's got my dad's formula. Now
he's got the notes for two.

Top it all off.

I've locked the powder.

No, you haven't.

I thought you'd throw it out.

How long has it left?

Uh-huh.

How long has it left?

First time out there forget it why not
look what happened to Milton what

happened to you?

I'll give you some if you promised to
help me with something really important

Do you promise to keep this a secret?

Yeah.

God, this stuff is amazing.

But what do you do about...

Of course, that's why you and Milton
were running around the school naked.

You know about that?

Of course I know about that. It was all
over the school.

What did you do your first time?

We can't talk all afternoon, Deborah.

The facts are simple. You haven't been
listening to me, and now your son is in

trouble with the law. All of your
problems stem from the damn kid of

yours. Every one.

Every one of your problems.

Now, Deborah, I want you to promise me
that as soon as we hang up...

You better get dressed now. 30 minutes
already?

I'm your mother. Your assertive mother.

Grover.

All right.

Where is the little slut?

Mom, you only have 30 seconds.

I have all the time in the world.

Now, I know you've got her in here
somewhere.

See you.

You said you needed my help?

Chuck,

you missed half the

show.

I'm sorry, Deborah.

Milton McClain's escaped.

When the jailer brought him his food, he
was gone.

Nothing there but a pile of clothes.

It's really odd.

Well, come in.

I can't.

I've got to stake out McClane's house.

I'll never make Captain if Terrell finds
him first.

You'll find him.

I want you to keep your son under
surveillance.

McClane may come back here.

What do you say?

Okay. Watch for changes in your son's
behavior, especially euphoria.

That's how you'll know your son is high.

Euphoria.

So if I don't get the formula and the
notes back, Baxter's gonna steal the

invention.

God knows what it'll do with it.

It's just so hard to believe.

Especially Donnie shaking points.

I guess that explains why he was acting
so weird during that one game.

No, that was because... Huh?

Is there something else?

No, no.

What? That's what Donnie was talking
about over the phone last night.

He was trying to tell me.

He wanted my help.

And I let him down.

Poor Donnie.

Poor Donnie?

Come on, let's not argue about it. I'm
going to help you.

Okay. I'll give you some now. So in case
something happens to one of us, the

other one can still get into Baxter's
office.

Okay.

Oh, I forgot something.

Hello? Yes, this is Deborah Dunn.

Send Sergeant Malone to my house as soon
as possible.

No, I don't want Terrell.

No, Deborah Dunn.

Euphoria, huh?

I don't feel any euphoria.

I wish I knew what all the fun was
about.

Over here.

What? You're not wearing any clothes.

I didn't want to waste any time. I don't
last that long anymore.

Should we do it?

Just wait for the buzzer.

We'll take off your clothes now.

Why? I still have 25 minutes.

No, it might take 25 minutes.

I wonder how long you used to last.

Sounds like you won.

Okay. Now I'm going to go to Baxter's
office and you follow Baxter.

Meet me back there.

Right.

Let's see if you're hiding anything in
here.

Hey,

great game, kid.

All the smart money in the state is
going to be on us for the championship

tomorrow, kid. So now it's time to lose.
Mr.

Baxter, Avery's on that team.

If I were to throw the game...

He would win the sharpshooter award and
all the scouts would see him. I'm not

playing along. Hey, I've got everything
on that game.

You lose it or you lose your nuts.

Not again.

Donnie. Cindy.

Cindy. Don't be afraid.

That's right.

Don't be afraid.

Just pretend for the moment that you
don't even exist.

Because in this hour, in this fashion,
we are going to talk about

self-awareness.

Chuckie! Chuckie!

I found the drugs!

I knew it.

They were here!

What's his problem?

Any problems?

Oh, damn!

Oh,

Miller.

Sing them, Paul.

Kindest sir, it is of the utmost
importance that we begin production of

your product before world competitors
discover secret.

Therefore, financing must be in place by
March 10th.

It's tomorrow.

Warmest personal regards, R. Wang
Ferger.

Who's R. Wang Ferger?

Found that formula.

What's he doing here? Forget it. I'm
going.

No, no, wait a minute. This was too
important.

Now, are we just going to stand aside
and let Baxter ruin his life? Look,

Baxter's moving fast.

He's getting ready to start mass
production on Dad's invention.

Well, I'm not even going to Pittsburgh,
nah. I'm telling everybody in newspapers

now. Grover, you can't. Okay, now,
Baxter still has your notes, right?

With the missing ingredients penciled in
by you, which makes that just as

valuable as the completed formula.

Look, I'll tell... If you step forward
now...

He will, too.

And who are they going to believe?

If you do anything now, you're going to
tip him off.

He'll tip him off.

Oh, yeah, Mr.

Righteous. Well, we figured out what you
did.

Cindy's house, the game.

Why don't you just put on some clothes?

Look, the best way to beat Baxter for
good is to just play trap for him.

Just credit him.

Otherwise, he's free to do whatever he
wants with your invention, and he'll

string you up for the rest of your life.

I hope you're not suggesting I play to
win.

There's no telling what Baxter can do.

Baxter's planning on using the money
that he makes off this game to start

marketing on my dad's invention.

If we lose that game, Baxter gets
everything, Dad and I get nothing.

If I hold off, then we have to win. I'm
not sure if we can win.

Avery's on that team, and he's good.

We'll win.

Cindy, you and I will do what Milton and
I did to Donnie except to Avery. That

way it'll look like we won in spite of
Donnie.

Baxter is still going to be mad. There's
no match for somebody who's invisible.

Because if we win and Baxter's still on
the loose, I'm dog food.

Grover. Look, just remember, I'm doing
this for Dad, not for him.

Grover.

You better slow down, honey.

Over. I know that you're really upset
with me tonight.

Are you jealous?

You're not going to talk to me?

What is it?

Robert's gone.

What are we going to do?

Make more.

Come on, let's get started.

Now?

If this stuff were simple to make, it
would have been discovered a long time

ago.

It's after two. The game's already in
the second half.

Almost done.

Some of the ingredients were a little
different.

It doesn't work.

Something I figured out.

You see those numbers?

That's a code. What does it spell?

Disappearing powder.

Oh, we've got it all right.

Watch out!

Um,

you better stand back.

Toilet bowl cleanser.

Dad.

You mean your dad? Yeah.

Now Baxter's going to start mass
production on the invisible powder

thinking it's a toilet bowl cleanser.

Can you imagine what's going to happen?

There will be people all over the world
turning invisible by accident.

And then they're going to be running
around gulping every toilet bowl

cleanser in sight.

Sent by the angels.

I'll help you, Milton.

If you tell me where you put the powder
you stole.

Okay.

I'll tell you, Grove.

But you gotta promise to give me enough
to stay invisible until this thing is

over.

Okay. Look, I promise.

You gotta bring me some right now.

Oh, right. Tell me where it is.

It's in the guitar out back.

I can feel it. Grover, why did he go to
your room?

Well, he probably would have. But he
came inside because he thought some...

anybody. The whole world is in danger.
I'm confused.

Yes. You've got to believe us. I do not
believe that powder makes anybody

invisible. It makes you run around naked
and end up in the puzzle house.

Look, if you would just come to the game
with us, you could see we were telling

the truth.

You could arrest Baxter and get promoted
to captain.

If I arrested Lester Baxter, I'd be
nobody in a big hurry.

Good Lord.

Please, there's not much time. Hey,
that's good enough for me.

Hey,

I can't go out like this.

Take off your clothes and bring them
with you. Right.

The game's about to end.

Hush, my darling.

Explain this. Trade places with me.

Hold on. Are you on to something?

Hold on. Did you see that Milton kid?

Maybe we should try to explain. Explain.

You're not even here to explain.

That's true.

Trade places.

Pull over, Malone.

Okay, Cindy.

Take some of the dust.

What am I doing? He's going to see you.

No, I've got to save my last dose for
the game. Just take some.

I'm headed south past the market.

Yeah.

and goes straight to the gym with Cindy.

Oh, my God.

What is it?

It's gone. Gone? Gone. Gone. The car
wash.

Yeah, the car wash. Damn.

Okay.

Cindy, you've only got about three
minutes left. Now it's up to you. We've

got to win.

Blow. You and I are going to go to the
storage room until you become visible.

Then you can make the arrest.

Right.

Ready? Yes. Yes.

and we're behind.

I'm here, darling. You're losing.

Where have you been? This has happened
all day.

Sucker. One step ahead of you.

Oh, no, you don't.

We're running out of time, Donna. You
may have to win this with us. I don't

think I can.

I'll be visible in less than a minute.

We're going to do anything. It has to be
now.

Don't worry about him. I've got a copy.

Donnie, we have to try.

Hello? Yes?

We're going to need your help.

They've got a baby on the bench and
they're taking a look at him now. We

don't know how it happened, but I doubt
we'll be seeing any more of Xander's

today.

What's that cop doing here?

That's what makes me nervous.

We've got to get out of here. There's a
storage room down the hall from the gym.

Wait in there.

Just climb up the cable at the rear of
the backboard. Are you sure I'm going to

get back in time for the arrest?

I'll fall back, sir, after the game's
over.

Just make sure your balls don't go into
the basket.

All right.

Here it goes.

Good luck.

Okay,

too much time, Donnie. You've got to put
somebody else in.

Don,

what are you doing here? What's in the
game?

I

don't

care if you do feel stupid.

We'll be safe from that cop.

He's still keeping an eye on Baxter.

Back to a dead man.

Where do you think you're going? We
still have to do the victory cheers.

Anybody come out of here?

A couple of bears.

Bears? Yep.

Went to the gym.

It looks very clean tonight. There's a
spot right over there.

Don't anybody move.

No, you don't understand.

I said freeze!

Now, take off those stupid masks.

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

Now, suppose somebody tells me what's
going on around here.

Point shading, that's what's going on.

Baxter's involved, too. You, shut up.

You're in enough trouble already.

The kid is innocent, Terrell. You should
listen to him.

Who said that?

I did.

Terrell, you old pug-knucker.

You are about to make the arrest of your
life.

Where is your uniform?

Two R's and two L's. I'd like to say to
the youth of Valleyville, watch your

authority figures well and take example.

Well,

it looks like he's going to make
captain.

I've been thinking.

Who gives a damn?

At least Baxter was caught.

He searched everywhere for your dad's
notes.

Baxter swears he doesn't have them.

There's nothing more we can do now. I'm
sorry.

Come on, I'll drive you home.

Grover.

I just wanted to say thanks.

All you get.

There is the visible you.

What you are perceived to be by others.

And then there is the invisible you.

What you aspire to be.

But can't be because other people are
always, forevermore,

messing up your life.

I mean, you're going to go blow
everything at your dorky convention.

And this time, remember to bury it!

Oh, I think I need a vacation.

I've been thinking.

Since I'm not going to make captain, I'm
going to have a lot more time for our

honeymoon.

Let's get a cup of coffee.

When you got home from school, it had
miraculously turned into the invisible

powder.

There's something you're not telling us,
Milton.

You used all of your six times.

Why did you want more powder?

Must have miscounted.

Okay.

After my sixth time, I tried it and
nothing happened. And then I tried it

again.

And it lasted 30 minutes.

It starts over.

Yeah, but only if you get the powder.

I mean, you don't even know how you did
it.

But we do have the toilet bowl cleaner.

Now there's an idea you can sell.

Shall I get started on this?

Glad you agree.

What ingredient do you add to a toilet
bowl cleanser to change it from a

disappearing powder to a powder that
makes you disappear?

Something organic, I guess.

Something that got into the goo after I
left for school.

We may never find out.

This was all for nothing.

It's over.

It wasn't all for nothing.

You're right.

It wasn't all for nothing.

We're staying with you.

bathroom it's better go inside what's
with all these pigeons anyway i don't

know you know they've always been well
there aren't any pigeons at my house

and i live right next door i don't know
why they're here i just wish they'd

i'm

laughing

Like a frightened schoolboy