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I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

Hi, Dad.

I know you're probably reading this in some hotel room or an airport lounge or

maybe one of those late flights you pretend aren't exhausting.

I just wanted to write something that you can come back to whenever you start

worrying about us.

We're okay.

Actually, we're more than okay.

I know this promotion means more travel, more responsibility, and I know you keep

pretending it doesn't stress you out, but I can hear it in your voice when you

call us.

So, here's what I need you to know.

Mom and I have everything handled.

Donnie has been incredible.

He comes by almost every day. He fixed the leak under the sink without even

being asked.

He went through the electric bill with Mom and found that a mistake was costing

us a lot of extra money.

And he didn't make a big deal out of it.

He just shows up, and Mom laughs more when he's around.

He keeps telling us how proud he is of you, how hard you worked for this.

And you don't have to rush home because you're afraid things will fall apart.

They won't. We've got each other, and we'll be right here when you land.

I love you!

I'll tell you, never in a thousand years did I think I'd be a daddy again.

So, what is the glow?

The glow?

Yeah, the glow. Is it like an increase in estrogen or something?

She definitely has a glow.

It's an increased blood flow and estrogen.

Does it make you feel any different?

It makes me feel a little warmer, a little tired, emotional.

Isn't it crazy how a woman's body can build a person from scratch?

It sure is.

And could anybody do it?

Can anybody get pregnant as long as they're healthy?

If you're, like, it's best to do it, like, in your fertile window, like,

while you're ovulating.

And, like, if you have, like, an egg-wide-ish discharge and, like, your

breasts are tender, those are, like, usually good signs.

Yeah, there's no need to rush all that, right? Listen, you stud.

Look at you having a second kid at your age. Hey, when your manly just happens,

right?

Oh, by the way, don't even think about driving home tonight.

You've been such a big help around the house. I want you to stay and sleep in

tomorrow, okay?

I can take care of the rest of this stuff before my next trip. Oh, no.

No, yeah, you definitely should. I mean, we have a guest house.

I can show you to the guest house.

Definitely. Yeah, that'd be great.

Like my mom, because I could handle it even better.

Well, I want

what my mom has.

What you're giving her, attention.

And you want a baby, and I want a baby.

What do you think?

Your mom won't like that.

Well, my mom has my dad, and I'd have you.

Won't they hear us?

Okay.

They're ready to go.

They're primed, ready for breeding.

inside of me today.

The perfect breeding tool.

in that time.

Getting me ready to go.

Getting you ready to breathe me.

I hope your little birth canal is as tight as your throat is.

I feel like the thighs of my face.

Why don't you take those glasses off for me?

Thank you.

It's tight in there.

Oh!

Thank you.

Hello!

Let me go through it.

just like you.

you fucking

It's tight and wide now.

It's waiting for you to come in so I can take up all that cotton.

guilty of getting my buddy's wife and daughter pregnant.

I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.