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How come my stepson keeps being so messy?

What do you mean this?

What is that?

Dear Committee of the Whiteness Troupe, I inform you of my resignation.

What the hell?

I don't get it. Like, why?

Oh my gosh, like, such a queater.

Oh my god, Mark.

You have a blood bug?

You're queening the Whiteness Troupe?

What are you doing snooping around? Get off my laptop. What are you doing

snooping around my room?

Why would you not even say anything? What's going on with you?

Like, how do you want even Miller not coming here? It's such a mess in here.

That doesn't even give you an excuse to be snooping around on my stuff.

You know what? You need that because you have no discipline.

I thought the wilderness troop would give you some type of, you know, like,

organization or something. But no, like, why are you even quitting?

It's just a stupid troop. I never wanted to do it anyway.

It's not stupid.

Like...

I didn't have the chance to do it, to get any badges. My parents didn't let me

do that. I do everything for you.

Doesn't mean I want to be a Boy Scout.

Come on. You used to like it, though.

Come on.

Sit down. Just talk to me. Tell me what's going on. I understand.

You can tell me anything.

Come on, Stepson. You can tell me anything.

I'm here for you.

You got this.

I mean, it's just, the troupe is so lame.

No, you, I mean, what else do you need for that?

What?

You see, that's the type of discipline you need.

You said you would help me with anything.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, what type of expenses?

Talking about the... It's just so hard to get the badges. Like, everybody else

has so many, I'm never going to catch up.

No, I'm gonna help you.

I'll do everything for you.

Really? Everything?

Yeah, everything.

For the badges.

Okay, fine.

I guess I'll work on the badges.

Good job.

Do I really need to wear this outfit right here? Yeah, it's called moral

support. Didn't you say you'd do anything?

It's not really related to cooking, though.

Well, I never got my moral support badge, so.

Okay. It helps.

All right. I guess I'm going to maybe get it, too.

Yeah, maybe.

So, all right. So, let me show you, because I see how you are cutting, and

that's not right. So, make sure. Here. Get a piece right here.

All right.

Okay. Put your knife down.

Here we go.

And let me go over with you. Yes. Go like this. Put your hands in it.

make sure you protect your finger and go yes a nice movement like this like this

yeah that's good oh

uh

mom i i actually dropped a pepper i was wondering

if you could grab it on the floor

All right, Mom, I'm done cutting. Where should I put the peppers now?

I'll get a grab-a-bowl for you.

Thanks.

All

right.

Nice.

Load them up.

All right, so pour them on, so let's pour some food.

Oh, you got this. Come on, Luke.

So easy.

Get in half and then fold it.

That's it.

Come on, give it a try.

Oops.

I dropped the clothes on the floor. You're so clumsy today.

I know.

Okay, I got it.

What are you doing?

I mean, do you think you could just wear a butt plug around me and I'm not going

to get curious?

You're right, I'm sorry.

You know, that's kind of the only excitement mommy gets around the house,

you know?

Yeah, that and me getting my badges, right?

Yeah.

Well, you know, one of the badges I'm missing is actually human anatomy, so if

you just let me pull it out, I could get a closer look.

Come on, I can get you a book for human anatomy.

It's going to be way too boring to learn from. I'm more of a hands-on learner.

Well, if you get your badge and you can learn, yeah, okay, you can do it.

Thanks. You're the best, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's so tight.

You got a finger on your mom's ass?

Oh,

you

got a finger on your

mom's ass?

Yeah, it's cool, right?

You're helping me learn a lot.

Yeah, I guess so.

This is good, you know?

You can go deeper on it, Mommy.

She likes it like that.

Mom,

I have... Don't worry, I catch you. I'll take care

of you.

I'm going to fix everything.

It might sound kind of weird, but it'd probably feel better if you just licked

it a little. I don't want to.

the jar right now.

Mmm.

If you let me put my dick in your ass, I could probably get my fitness badge.

We got way more badges to get today, so make it fast.

Alright.

Holy fuck.

What?

Your asshole feels good.

This is so good.

Oh my gosh.

this house with my mom, do I?

I

was

getting hurt.

Relax it in the bed.

a photography badge.

I mean, you gotta get one of those badges.