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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,200 Hank: PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:12,530 - I'M SORRY, MARCY. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,800 I WANT TO GET A DIVORCE. I'M GONNA BE WITH DAISY. 4 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:16,270 - MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. 5 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,330 - TAKE A BREAK? 6 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:19,170 I JUST LEFT MY WIFE FOR YOU! 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,670 - I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO, CHARLIE! 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:21,810 - I KNOW! 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,110 - I GOT A JOB. 10 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,670 IT'S IN NEW YORK. - EVEN BETTER. 11 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:26,410 - YOU'RE NOT INVITED. - THAT IS FUCKED UP. 12 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,410 - I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AGAIN. 13 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,850 - I CAN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO WRITE. 14 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,290 THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WRITE ABOUT 15 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,290 THE SHIT THAT EXCITES ME, 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,290 THE SHIT THAT GETS ME HARD. 17 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,620 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JACKIE? 18 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,160 - YOU THINK SHE'S HOT, DON'T YOU? 19 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:41,430 - I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 20 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,230 BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, YEAH, SHE'S SMOKIN'. 21 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,860 THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 22 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,360 YOU'RE MY STUDENT. 23 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,470 THIS IS SO NOT FAIR. 24 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:58,880 female PA announcer: FLIGHT 2570, NEW YORK, JFK, 25 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,840 NOW BOARDING ALL ROWS. 26 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,110 - OKAY, WELL, THERE YOU GO, YOUNG LADY. 27 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,850 OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER. 28 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,320 - GREAT. 29 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:08,350 MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY AND MY PLANE WILL EXPLODE 30 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:09,350 IN MID-AIR. 31 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:11,520 - I DON'T GET IT, BECKS. 32 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,720 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SO AWFUL 33 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,720 ABOUT VISITING THE WOMAN 34 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,130 WHO PUSHED YOU THROUGH HER MAGNIFICENT VAGINA? 35 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,530 IN NEW YORK. 36 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,500 IN THE FALL, NO LESS. 37 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:22,700 YOU'RE GONNA BE STEPPING OFF THAT PLANE 38 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,330 INTO A WOODY ALLEN FILM. 39 00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:27,170 AND NOT RECENT WOODY ALLEN, OLD WOODY ALLEN. 40 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,810 ANNIE HALL, MANHATTAN WOODY ALLEN. 41 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,480 I'M PRETTY JEALOUS RIGHT NOW. 42 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:34,210 - CHELSEA HAS LAKERS TICKETS. 43 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,810 - SO WHAT? YOU HATE BASKETBALL. 44 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:37,450 - YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 45 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,420 IT'S A KILLER SCENE. 46 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:40,880 - [sighs] 47 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,590 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE, BABY GIRL. 48 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,860 MY SWEET LITTLE PARTNER IN CRIME. 49 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,620 AND YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THIS, 50 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:49,330 EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ON THE INSIDE. 51 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:54,400 ALL RIGHT, WELL, HAVE A NICE TRIP. 52 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:56,470 KISS MAMA BEAR FOR ME. 53 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,170 I LOVE YOU. 54 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:02,870 - STAY. 55 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:03,910 - STAY? 56 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,640 STAY. 57 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,280 STAY. 58 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,380 COME ON, TURN AROUND, JUST ONCE. 59 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:10,650 THEN I'LL KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME. 60 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,550 PLEASE, GOD, SEND ME A SIGN FROM ON HIGH. 61 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:16,290 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 62 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,460 OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 63 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,890 [clicks tongue] 64 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:24,890 [upbeat music] 65 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:32,870 * 66 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,740 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, SHE'S UP, UP AND AWAY. 67 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:09,710 Karen, on phone: I'M SO EXCITED. 68 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:12,510 I CAN'T WAIT TO SQUEEZE THAT LITTLE PEANUT. 69 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,980 - I WOULDN'T GET TOO EXCITED. 70 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:15,610 SHE HASN'T BEEN VERY PLEASANT LATELY. 71 00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:17,510 KIND OF A LITTLE SHIT, ACTUALLY. 72 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:20,280 - HEY, COME ON. DON'T POISON THE WELL. 73 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,890 I KNOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME, SHE AND I. 74 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,890 I CAN FEEL IT. 75 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,290 OKUS-DOKUS. 76 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,360 I'M JUST WARNING YOU, 77 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:28,830 SOMETHING POST-PUBESCENT AND WICKED YOUR WAY COMES. 78 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,390 - I WISH YOU COULD COME WITH. 79 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,400 - YEAH, ME TOO. 80 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:33,400 I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND MUCH. 81 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,930 - COME ON, HANK. HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 82 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,730 - YEAH, ONCE UPON A TIME, IN LONG ISLAND. 83 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:38,270 HE CALLS ME UP OUT OF THE BLUE. 84 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,270 HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN YEARS. 85 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:40,770 SAYS HE'S GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. 86 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,310 - WHATEVER. JUST HAVE FUN, YOU KNOW? 87 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,310 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, UM... 88 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:45,910 CALL ME WHEN SHE LANDS. GIVE HER A KISS FOR ME. 89 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:47,780 GIVE YOURSELF A KISS FOR ME TOO. [kiss] 90 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,010 - TALK TO YOU LATER. 91 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:50,510 - BYE. BYE. 92 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,650 - MOODY! YOU HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKER. 93 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,390 I JUST HAVE TO HAVE ME A PIECE OF THAT ASS. 94 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:57,390 - FUCKIN'... [laughing] 95 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,360 - WAIT, I'M NOT THROUGH. 96 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:01,020 - ZLOZ, SHIT. 97 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:01,890 - WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 98 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,690 - WHERE'D THAT PLANE COME FROM, 1987? 99 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:07,030 YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. AND THAT SMELL. 100 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,800 WHAT IS THAT, BOOZE, CIGARETTES, AND DRAKKAR NOIR? 101 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:10,770 TAKES ME RIGHT BACK. 102 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,870 - YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? LOOK AT YOU. 103 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,770 YOU LOOK LIKE HALF A FAG IN THIS SMOKING JACKET. 104 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,610 YOU SMELL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME... 105 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,480 LIKE A COCK DIPPED IN SHIT. 106 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:21,980 - AWW. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 107 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:23,710 YEAH, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 108 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,980 - YEAH, WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 109 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:26,650 WHO NEVER COMES BACK TO THE ISLAND? 110 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,990 FUCKIN' FANCY BOOK WRITER HANK MOODY, THAT'S WHO. 111 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,890 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY WON'T LET ME BACK. 112 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,360 I DIVULGED TOO MANY SMALL TOWN SECRETS. 113 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:35,760 NAMED TOO MANY NAMES. 114 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,060 - AH, RIGHT. 115 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:39,800 WELL, HERE I FINALLY AM, MAN, IN L.A. 116 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,330 L-FUCKIN'-A. 117 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:42,630 - YEAH, WELL, WHAT'S UP? 118 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,730 YOU SOUNDED PRETTY MYSTERIOUS ON THE PHONE. 119 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:46,040 - AH, YEAH, LATER. LATER FOR THAT, MAN. 120 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:47,600 THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO SHOOT THE SHIT. 121 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,740 FIRST, I WANT TO SEE BRITNEY'S VERTICAL SMILE. 122 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,910 - OOH. I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S SHOWING THIS WEEK. 123 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,380 I'LL HAVE TO CHECK THE SCHEDULE. 124 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:54,410 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN, 125 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,610 I WANT TO ACT LIKE A MILLIONAIRE 126 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,910 AND GET PROPERLY FACED 127 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,650 WITH MY BEST BUDDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD, 128 00:04:58,680 --> 00:04:59,650 HANK MOODY. 129 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,950 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT DO YOU SAY? 130 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,720 - I SAY WE DO IT. LET'S SHOOT THE MOON. 131 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,490 IF WE ONLY GET HALFWAY THERE, SO BE IT. 132 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,890 IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING FOR THE MAN. 133 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,890 - YEAH, OR DYING FIVE MILES FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN. 134 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:08,830 both: MR. AMATO. 135 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:11,730 - 11TH GRADE ENGLISH. WORDS TO LIVE BY. 136 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,730 YOU KNOW, COME ON, LET'S GET FUCKIN' OSSIFIED. 137 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:18,940 Hank: HOW MANY KIDS NOW? 138 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,370 - THREE, WHICH IS... 139 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,840 THREE TOO FUCKIN' MANY. 140 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,710 HEY, LOOK I MADE YOU COME WITH ONE FINGER. 141 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:29,710 YOU IMAGINE WHAT I COULD DO WITH THE REST. 142 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,050 - JESUS CHRIST, ZLOZ, THAT OLD CHESTNUT? 143 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,980 STAND DOWN, CHARM SCHOOL. 144 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:36,720 I APOLOGIZE FOR MY FRIEND. HE'S SICK IN THE HEAD. 145 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,460 JUST TWO DAYS OUT OF THE ASYLUM. 146 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:39,990 HE'S DOING OKAY, HAVING SAID THAT. 147 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:41,890 WE'D LIKE ANOTHER ROUND, MY LADY, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 148 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:42,690 - SURE. - THANK YOU. 149 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:44,630 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 150 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,130 - WHAT? WHAT? 151 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,730 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 152 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,000 THERE'S SMOKIN' HOT BITCHES 153 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:52,470 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, YOU KNOW? 154 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,740 WHAT'S THE MOVE HERE? - THE MOVE? 155 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:57,070 - I MEAN, THEY ALL SEEM LIKE A BUNCH OF STUCK UP CUNTS. 156 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:58,610 - THAT'S THE MOVE. THAT'S THE LINE. 157 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,610 TRY THAT ONE OUT. SEE WHERE IT GETS YOU. 158 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,810 - YOU STILL PULLING A TON OF ASS? 159 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,050 - I DO ALL RIGHT. 160 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,510 - YEAH? I GOT MY DICK WET FIRST. 161 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:05,650 REMEMBER THAT SHIT. 162 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,050 - HEY, YOU GUYS READY TO SETTLE UP? 163 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,090 - YEAH. - NO, FUCK YOU. 164 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,390 - NO, LET ME. WHOA, LET ME. 165 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:13,790 - HMM. 166 00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:18,700 [giggles] 167 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:20,000 - LOOK AT YOU. 168 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:21,030 - LOOK AT ME. 169 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,000 - I'M, YOU KNOW... 170 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:24,870 I FEEL A LITTLE UNDERDRESSED IN THIS JOINT. 171 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,100 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERDRESSED. 172 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,210 YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN' LANDSCAPER. 173 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,940 - I AM A FUCKIN' LANDSCAPER. 174 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:33,710 I OWN MY OWN BUSINESS NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 175 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:34,540 - THAT'S TERRIFIC. GOOD FOR YOU. 176 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,050 - NOT QUITE AS NICE AS GETTING PAID 177 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:36,910 TO MAKE SHIT UP. 178 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,750 - THAT IS MUCH HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. 179 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,920 - RIGHT. 180 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:42,450 OH, MAN. 181 00:06:42,490 --> 00:06:45,460 I'D LOVE TO HAVE HER SIT ON MY FACE BEFORE I DIE. 182 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:46,990 - LIKE YOU'D EVER CHEAT ON KIM. 183 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,160 HOW IS SHE? 184 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,190 - THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO TELL YOU, MAN. 185 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:51,800 - WHAT? 186 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:53,800 - WE'RE THROUGH. - WHAT? 187 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,970 - WE CALLED IT QUITS, MAN. IT'S OVER. 188 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,970 - WHAT HAPPENED? 189 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,640 - GOT IN A FIGHT. 190 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,970 WORDS WERE SPOKEN. 191 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,810 HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES WERE THROWN. 192 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,810 I GOT IN A CAB. 193 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,040 HOPPED ON A PLANE FOR L.A. 194 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,880 YOU DON'T MIND IF I CRASH ON YOUR COUCH 195 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,150 FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, DO YOU? 196 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,550 - YEAH, I MIND. 197 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,080 I'M TRYING TO RAISE A DAUGHTER, NUMB NUTS. 198 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,720 - OH, BECCA. HOW'S SHE DOING? 199 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,090 WHAT IS SHE NOW, 15, 16? 200 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,090 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANY BETTER THAN KIM. 201 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,090 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 202 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,490 I USED TO JERK OFF TO THAT GIRL 203 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,090 EVERY NIGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL, ALMOST. 204 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,030 YOU WERE MY HERO WHEN YOU NAILED HER. 205 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,730 - YEAH, WELL, UH, HOW DOES THE SAYING GO? 206 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:25,960 FOR EVERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 207 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,560 THERE'S A GUY WHO'S BORED OF FUCKING HER. 208 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,570 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. WHERE'S THE PARTY? 209 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,800 - WHAT PARTY? 210 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,800 - PARTY, THERE'S A PARTY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 211 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,500 AND THERE'S A BLONDE WITH BIG TITS 212 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,240 WAITING FOR ME TO BANG HER STUPID, ALL RIGHT? 213 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:38,040 CALL YOUR AGENT. 214 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:39,110 CALL YOUR AGENT. 215 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,710 ISN'T THAT WHAT HE GETS PAID TO DO, 216 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:42,080 SHIT LIKE THAT? - YOU DON'T KNOW MY AGENT. 217 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:43,980 - YEAH, GREAT, SO WE'LL SEE YOU THERE. 218 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,210 OKAY, LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 219 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,850 ANY FRIEND OF YOURS. 220 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,990 OH, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THE BLONDE. 221 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,950 WITH BIG TITS, RIGHT? 222 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,020 I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF THAT. 223 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,520 SEE YOU, HANK. 224 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:58,600 [humming] 225 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,900 - HEY, YOU. 226 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:03,070 - HEY THERE, PORN STAR. 227 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,600 - HI. - HEY. 228 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:07,170 AY! YO! WOW! 229 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,770 YOUR BOOBS, THEY'RE REALLY...BIG. 230 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:11,270 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 231 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,010 - SO THAT'S WHAT MY LAST TEN GRAND LOOKS LIKE, HUH? 232 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,550 - YEP. YOU CAN TOUCH THEM, IF YOU LIKE. 233 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:16,880 - REALLY? - WELL, SURE. 234 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,550 YOU PAID FOR 'EM. 235 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:21,150 FEEL ME UP, CITIZEN. 236 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,520 [door creaks shut] 237 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:27,120 - OH. 238 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,160 I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK, YOU KNOW, SOONER OR LATER. 239 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:30,890 [makes beeping noise] 240 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:32,060 - OH, YEAH? YOU DID? 241 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,100 - SURE, I SAID SO, DIDN'T I? 242 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,160 THIS ONE'S HEAVIER. 243 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,330 - YEAH, YOU DID. 244 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:38,670 YEAH, WHEN I BROKE UP WITH YOU. 245 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:41,300 YOU WERE ALL, "YOU'LL BE BACK. 246 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:43,870 THEY ALL COME BACK SOONER OR LATER." 247 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,310 - EXACTLY, THE THING IS, THOUGH, DAISY, 248 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,980 SEE, AS MUCH AS I LOOK BACK FONDLY 249 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,950 ON OUR LITTLE AFTERNOON IN THE SUN... 250 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,050 [inhales sharply] 251 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,280 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO BACK THERE. 252 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,620 I'M TRYING TO MEND FENCES WITH THE MISSUS. 253 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:54,750 - AWW. 254 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:56,150 YOU TWO ARE GREAT TOGETHER. 255 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:57,250 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 256 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:58,760 - WELL, THANK YOU. 257 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:01,730 - OKAY... 258 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,660 I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 259 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:05,560 - I'M ALL EARS. 260 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,100 - EYES, CHARLIE. 261 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,170 OKAY. 262 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,740 I'VE BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS, 263 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:14,100 INFORMING MY PARTNERS 264 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,740 OF THE VARIOUS STDs I'VE CONTRACTED. 265 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,910 NOTHING CRAZY, MIND YOU. 266 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:21,210 NOTHING LIFE-THREATENING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 267 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,180 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TO A DOCTOR 268 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:26,020 AND HAVE HIM WHIP UP SOME KIND OF COCKTAIL. 269 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:27,720 HELP FIGHT IT OFF. 270 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,150 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, 271 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,990 THIS IS SOME REALLY PERNICIOUS SHIT. 272 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:35,090 MY VAGINA LOOKS LIKE DOWNTOWN BAGHDAD RIGHT NOW. 273 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,060 CHARLIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 274 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:39,130 - YEAH, I THINK SO. 275 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,200 I'M JUST-- I'M A LITTLE DIZZY. 276 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,830 AND--AND CLAMMY TOO. 277 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:44,000 DO I FEEL CLAMMY TO YOU? IS THAT HOW IT STARTS? 278 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,170 - HEY THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SCARFACE SHIT HERE. 279 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,680 RUNKLES! 280 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:54,980 - HEY, IT'S THE BOYS. 281 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,980 - RUNKLES. 282 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,180 THIS HERE IS THE ALMIGHTY ZLOZ, 283 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,120 MY OLDEST FRIEND FROM THE ISLAND OF LONG. 284 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,920 - MR. ALMIGHTY, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 285 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,250 - YOU TOO. MIKE ZLOZOWSKI. 286 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,350 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 287 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,860 - YOU'VE KNOWN HIM A LONG TIME. 288 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,930 LET ME ASK YOU, WAS HE ALWAYS SUCH A PRICK? 289 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,730 - ALWAYS! HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BALL BUSTER. 290 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,730 I SPENT HALF MY LIFE MAKING SURE THIS GUY 291 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,230 DIDN'T GET HIS FUCKIN' TEETH KICKED IN. 292 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:16,130 - THAT'S TRUE. HE'S MY BODYGUARD. 293 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,300 - OH! WELCOME, BOYS. 294 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,940 - HEY. - AND GIRL. 295 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,000 - OHH! 296 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,840 YOU MUST BE RUNKLE. 297 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,340 - IN FACT, I AM. 298 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,140 - AH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 299 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,010 GREAT HEAD FOR HELMING. 300 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,250 - MM, YEAH. 301 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,410 OH, THIS IS MY HUSBAND, 302 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,020 RICARDO COLLINI. 303 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,280 - CALL ME DICKIE. 304 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,250 - HAVE FUN, CAP'N. 305 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,090 YOU TOO. [kiss] 306 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,020 - HO, WHOA. HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE. 307 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,120 YOU'RE MARRIED? 308 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,990 - YEAH, 25 YEARS AND COUNTIN'. 309 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,890 - I HAD NO IDEA. 310 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,430 - WELL, YOU NEVER ASKED. 311 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,400 - I FEEL VERY STRANGE ABOUT THIS. 312 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,870 - RUNKLE, DON'T WORRY. 313 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,900 DICKIE AND I HAVE A VERY... 314 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,840 A VERY OPEN RELATIONSHIP. 315 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,140 BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE, 316 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:56,840 HE HAS SOME LIMITATIONS. 317 00:10:56,870 --> 00:11:01,040 HE IS, HOWEVER, A MASTER OF THE ORAL ARTS. 318 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:05,310 YOU OUGHT TO TRY HIM SOMETIME, HONEY. 319 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:07,050 - THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. 320 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,450 THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. 321 00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:11,720 - IS YOUR FATHER A LUMBERJACK? 322 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,360 BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, 323 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:16,090 I GET SERIOUS WOOD IN MY PANTS. 324 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,730 - [scoffs] 325 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,830 - COME ON, WHAT DO-- WHAT DO-- 326 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,330 WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? 327 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,470 COME ON. 328 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,030 - NICE ONE, SHECKY GREENE. 329 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,040 - TO THE CITY OF ANGELS AND ITS STUCK-UP SNATCH. 330 00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:31,070 - CAN'T WE DO BETTER THAN THAT? 331 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:34,180 LET'S DRINK TO LEVITTOWN, FROM WHENCE WE CAME. 332 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,780 - I DON'T KNOW, MOODY. 333 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,280 I THINK I COULD GET USED TO THIS, YOU KNOW. 334 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,950 I GOT A FEW SCREENPLAY IDEAS. 335 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:44,120 WHAT'S--WHAT'S STOPPING ME FROM TAKING THIS TOWN BY STORM? 336 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,190 - ME. JUST ME. I WON'T LET YOU. 337 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,220 - OH, YEAH? YOU GONNA GET IN MY WAY? 338 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:50,390 YOU GONNA KEEP IT ALL FOR YOURSELF? 339 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,100 - THAT? THAT OUT THERE? 340 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,200 THAT'S A FUCKIN' MIRAGE. 341 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:55,130 THAT DOESN'T EXIST, BEHIND ME. 342 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,200 YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT OR NEED BACK HOME. 343 00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:58,170 TRUST ME. 344 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,870 - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BACK HOME? 345 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,840 YOU GOT OUT YEARS AGO. 346 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:05,510 NOW, IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SPOUT SOME WORKING CLASS HERO, 347 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:08,410 SPRINGSTEEN BULLSHIT ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF SMALL TOWNS 348 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,510 WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING A PORSCHE THROUGH THE PROMISED LAND. 349 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,180 - YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, MAN. 350 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,180 - I GOT IT ALL WRONG? LISTEN. 351 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,050 YOU SEE THAT--YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE? 352 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,050 - YES. 353 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,390 - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER. 354 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,390 MAYBE SHE'S WARM FOR MY FORM, 355 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:20,990 MAYBE NOT, BUT... 356 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:22,160 YOU KNOW, I'M NO MARKY MARK, 357 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:23,960 BUT I'M GOING DOWN SWINGING TONIGHT. 358 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,190 - ALL RIGHT. - WISH ME LUCK. 359 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,260 - GOOD LUCK. 360 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,800 [whispers] FUCK. 361 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,200 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 362 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,470 OH, WOW, THIS IS-- 363 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,940 - YEAH! - OOH. 364 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:37,810 - LOOK...ALL THIS EROTICA, GOT ME ALL-- 365 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,140 - GRANDE. - YEAH. 366 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,940 I'M ALL SEXED UP AND SHIT. 367 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,310 AND YOU KNOW HOW I AM. 368 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,150 THE MORE I GETS, THE MORE I WANTS. 369 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,420 - YEAH, BUT NOT TONIGHT, MAYBE. 370 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,520 YOU KNOW, MAYBE--MAYBE WE JUST TAKE A BREAK, YOU KNOW. 371 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,520 - WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? 372 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:53,460 - 'CAUSE THIS IS MY BOSS'S HOUSE. 373 00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:54,490 THAT'S WHY. 374 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,030 - YEAH, BABY, AND YOUR BOSS IS A STONE FREAK. 375 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,430 I THINK SHE WOULD VERY MUCH APPROVE 376 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,000 OF A QUICKIE HAPPENING RIGHT UNDER HER OWN ROOF. 377 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,070 [machinery whirring] - SHOOSH! 378 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,070 WELL, REALLY, I'M SORE STILL. 379 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,840 I MEAN, CHAFED, REALLY. 380 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,210 - OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 381 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,180 - NOTHING, I'M JUST-- I'M, YOU KNOW, 382 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,380 I GUESS A LITTLE, UH, UH, 383 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:16,610 OVERWHELMED BY THE WHIPLASH NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP-- 384 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:17,880 - BULLSHIT! 385 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,380 YOU FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE, DIDN'T YOU? 386 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,380 - NO! NO, NEVER. 387 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:25,220 I AM DONE WITH THAT BEHAVIOR. 388 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,860 - SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH YOU. 389 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,190 - [sighs] 390 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:32,030 DAISY...CAME TO SEE ME. 391 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,200 - OH! I KNEW IT! 392 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,930 I FUCKING KNEW IT. 393 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,470 A WOMAN KNOWS THAT SHIT. 394 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,070 SO, WHAT, YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER NOW? 395 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,210 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME SKANKY LITTLE PORNO BABIES? 396 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,510 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ALREADY, RUNKLE? 397 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,640 - NO! 398 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:48,010 NO, I TOLD HER I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, 399 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,050 ONLY YOU... MY ONE TRUE LOVE. 400 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,520 - REALLY? 401 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,620 WHAT'D SHE SAY, THAT LITTLE TRAMP? 402 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,520 - WELL, ACTUALLY-- AND THIS IS INTERESTING-- 403 00:13:58,550 --> 00:13:59,520 [clears throat] 404 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,290 SHE SAID THAT SHE HAD CONTRACTED A FEW STDs. 405 00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:03,560 NOTHING CRAZY, MIND YOU. 406 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,960 NOTHING A BOLUS OF ANTIBIOTICS WOULDN'T CURE. 407 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,400 JUST...KNOCK IT OUT. 408 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,100 - OH, GOD. 409 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,630 NO, I SERIOUSLY THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW. 410 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,400 - THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! RIGHT? 411 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,970 OR, WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 412 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,940 MAYBE I SAID, UH, I WAS DIZZY. 413 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,680 BUT IT'S THE SAME DIFFERENCE, REALLY. 414 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,980 OW! FUCK! FUCK. 415 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:26,120 - I'M TAKING YOUR LITTLE FUCKING GIRL CAR, CHARLIE. 416 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:30,220 AND DON'T YOU DARE BOTHER COMING HOME TONIGHT! 417 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,160 - FUCKING HELL. 418 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,690 [pool balls clack] 419 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,660 - DUDE! SHE'S GOT A COCK! 420 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:37,990 - REALLY? 421 00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,930 SURE IT WASN'T JUST AN OVERSIZED CLIT? 422 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,300 - I KNOW A COCK WHEN I TOUCH ONE. 423 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:45,230 I-I--WE WERE MESSING AROUND, OKAY, IN THE HOT TUB. 424 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,400 I WAS GETTING READY TO CLOSE. 425 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,040 SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO TELL ME SOMETHING. 426 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,470 I THOUGHT SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND OR WHATEVER. 427 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,340 NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'S GUIDING MY HAND 428 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:54,010 DOWN TO HER THIN, BENT DONG. 429 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,440 - THEN WHAT, YOU GAVE HER A HANDY? 430 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,080 - FUCK YOU, MAN. I FUCKIN' CLOCKED HER. 431 00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:59,150 - ZLOZ. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 432 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,180 THAT'S A HUMAN BEING. 433 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:02,320 YOU CAN'T JUST BE THROWING PUNCHES AT PEOPLE. 434 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,950 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MOODY? 435 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,360 HAVE YOU BEEN IN L.A. SO LONG 436 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:09,690 THAT A CHICK WITH A DICK MEANS NOTHING TO YOU? 437 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,430 - HEY! 438 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,700 YOUR FRIEND'S A CLOSETED FUCKING HOMO! 439 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,300 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM FOR YEARS. 440 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,300 I HAVE, REALLY. 441 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,630 - SEE, THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS. 442 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,170 - ASSHOLE. - YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME NOW? 443 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,570 - I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 444 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,740 WHEN I REALIZED YOU DIDN'T, 445 00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:25,110 I TRIED TO BREAK IT TO YOU GENTLY. 446 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,710 - WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 447 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,050 I THINK YOU COULD TOTALLY PASS FOR A LADY. 448 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,050 - THANK YOU, SWEETIE. - ANYTIME. 449 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,220 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 450 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,220 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A ROOM, MAYBE, 451 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,450 AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS? 452 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,050 - I THINK HE KNEW, DEEP DOWN. 453 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,660 HE WAS LOOKING FOR A LITTLE MEAT. 454 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,060 - MM, POSSIBIL-- 455 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,530 UHH! SHIT. 456 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,730 - UHH! - AGH! 457 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,530 - PAUSE! 458 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,700 - BOYS, ENOUGH! 459 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,470 UP. 460 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,540 THERE'LL BE NO FIGHTING IN THIS HOUSE. 461 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:55,270 THIS PLACE IS MADE FOR LOVE. 462 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,740 THE COLLINIS ARE OPEN 463 00:15:56,770 --> 00:16:00,310 TO ALL SIZES, SHAPES, AND SEXUAL PREFERENCES. 464 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,350 IGNORANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. 465 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,510 - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SUE. 466 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,080 WE ARE DEEPLY ASHAMED. 467 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,650 DEEPLY. RIGHT, ZLOZ? 468 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,550 - MAYBE YOU ARE... - ZLOZ. 469 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:12,120 - I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED... 470 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,220 THAT I TOUCHED A TRANNY'S COCK. 471 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,690 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 472 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:21,230 NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THAT CLEARED AWAY, 473 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,530 YOU BOYS WANNA GO SKIING WITH ME? 474 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,640 - YEAH, OKAY. - UH-HUH. OOH. 475 00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,640 [Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch] 476 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:31,570 - * ALL RIGHT 477 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:36,150 * 478 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,110 - WHOO! 479 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,250 * 480 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,790 * BREAK ME DOWN, YOU GOT A LOVELY FACE * 481 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:45,390 * WE'RE GOING TO YOUR PLACE 482 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,790 - HANK, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT! 483 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,060 YOU SEE THE MAMS ON THIS BROAD? 484 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,130 - THIS GUY WAS YOUR B.F.F.? 485 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,430 I DON'T SEE IT. 486 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,260 - YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT TO LOOK AT HIM NOW, 487 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,830 BUT HE WAS THE COOLEST KID IN HIGH SCHOOL. 488 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:59,140 NOT THE SMARTEST, BUT HE WAS DEFINITELY THE FUNNIEST. 489 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:00,540 A REGULAR FUCKIN' RIOT. 490 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,270 HE HAD THE HOTTEST GIRLFRIEND. 491 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:05,170 WE ALL WANTED TO BE HIM. I WORSHIPPED THE GUY. 492 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:07,140 - I LIKE YOU LIKE THIS. 493 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,210 - LIKE WHAT? 494 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,350 - LIKE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 495 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,650 - BE CAREFUL, LADIES. 496 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,350 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN STD. 497 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,690 - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A DICK, DO YOU? 498 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,720 NO OFFENSE. 499 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,330 - NONE TAKEN. 500 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,330 - NOPE! NO DICK. 501 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,100 NO PUBIC HAIR, EITHER. DIG THAT SHIT. 502 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,500 I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, SWEETHEART. 503 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,240 - BAD BOY. I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU. 504 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,470 YOU'RE MY BITCH. YOU MY BITCH? 505 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,610 THAT'S RIGHT. OH, YEAH. 506 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,310 - * YOU'RE A CRAZY BITCH, BUT YOU FUCK SO GOOD * 507 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,610 * I'M ON TOP OF IT 508 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,580 - YOU WANNA BE MY-- WHAT--DUDE. 509 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:45,710 WAI-WAIT, HEY. 510 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,650 HEY! STOP IT! 511 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,550 ASSHOLE! GET OFF! 512 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,650 HEY! HEY, FUCKER! 513 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,160 GET OFF! 514 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:54,590 - YOU'RE OUT OF HERE! 515 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:55,690 - HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 516 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,290 WHOA, WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED? 517 00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:58,630 WHAT'D HE SAY? WHAT'D HE DO? 518 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,160 - HE WAS SUCKING ON HER TITTY, AND THAT AIN'T COOL. 519 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,900 - THAT IS NOT COOL. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? 520 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,300 - HEY, MAN, DID YOU SEE THOSE THINGS? 521 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,370 THEY WERE EPIC, MAN. 522 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,770 IT WAS LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON MEETS SAMANTHA FOX. 523 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,440 REMEMBER SAMANTHA FOX? - SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 524 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,340 - TITS FOR DAYS! - I APOLOGIZE. 525 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,610 - TITS FOR DAYS! - SHUT UP! 526 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,780 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 527 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,250 I'M THROWING WORKING CLASS OUT ON HIS ASS. 528 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,250 - WORKING CLASS? 529 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,220 - UHH! UNH! 530 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,850 - UHH! 531 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,290 - YAH! UHH! 532 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,620 - WATCH IT! 533 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,620 - UHH! AGH! 534 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:25,750 [glasses shattering] 535 00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:27,860 - UHH. 536 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,330 - UNH! 537 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,290 - YOU WITH ME, COMPADRE? 538 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,560 Zloz: AAAH! 539 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,610 - [karate yell, neck cracks] 540 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,710 [groans] 541 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,730 [belches] 542 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:12,900 - [light snoring] 543 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,620 - WELL, GOOD MORNING, TEACH. 544 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,860 WOW, OUR VERY FIRST SLEEPOVER. 545 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,790 - I WISH I REMEMBERED MORE OF IT. 546 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,930 - DID WE TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? 547 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,030 - THERE IS EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THAT THEORY, YES. 548 00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:52,270 - [giggles] 549 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,710 - CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 550 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,670 - [snoring lightly] 551 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:15,320 - UHH. 552 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,430 - GOOD MORNING. 553 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:22,830 - GOOD MORNING. 554 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,770 OOH. OOH. OOH. 555 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,640 UH, UM... 556 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,670 WOW. DID WE-- DID WE, UM-- 557 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,370 - OH, FUCK, YEAH. 558 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:32,110 - HMM. MM. 559 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,640 WAS I ANY GOOD? 560 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,740 - OH, THE BEST. 561 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,480 YOU'VE GOT A GREAT COCK. 562 00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:39,650 - FUCKIN'-A. 563 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,550 GOOD TIMES. 564 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,550 - MORNING, KIDS. 565 00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:46,990 - [grunts] 566 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,060 DUDE. 567 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,630 - BUDDY? [chuckles] 568 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,840 - THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL, MAN. 569 00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:08,140 TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY, SOMETIMES. 570 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,580 - THAT'S ONE OF THE PERKS. 571 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:11,910 THAT AND IN-N-OUT BURGER. 572 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,550 - I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU. - SHOOT. 573 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,990 - HOW COME YOU NEVER MADE IT TO MY WEDDING, MAN? 574 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,460 - OH, MAN. 575 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:21,460 I DON'T KNOW. 576 00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,930 I GUESS I WAS PISSED. 577 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,030 YOU KNOW, UH... 578 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,000 I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU RUIN YOUR LIFE. 579 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:29,030 WE HAD A PLAN. 580 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:30,870 - RIGHT, AND I FUCKED IT UP. 581 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,100 - WELL... 582 00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:33,440 AND WE WERE GONNA GET OUT OF THERE, 583 00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:34,640 THE TWO OF US, TOGETHER. 584 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:35,870 YOU WERE GONNA BE A ROCK STAR. 585 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,870 I WAS GONNA BE A FAMOUS WRITER. 586 00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:39,610 THAT'S THE WAY I THOUGHT BACK THEN. 587 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,740 BLACK AND WHITE. 588 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,810 I WAS A FUCKIN' IDIOT. 589 00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:43,980 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. 590 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,610 YOU DID A BEAUTIFUL THING. 591 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,620 YOU STEPPED UP, MARRIED THAT GIRL, 592 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,080 HAD A FAMILY. 593 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,020 DON'T FUCK IT UP. 594 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:54,520 DON'T CHASE THESE... GIRLS WITH FAKE TITTIES 595 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,560 AND HALF-BAKED SCREENPLAY IDEAS. 596 00:22:57,590 --> 00:22:58,830 - DUDE... 597 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:02,630 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER, MAN. 598 00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,870 - YEAH. THANK YOU. 599 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,640 UM... 600 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,810 [sighs] THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS THAT YOU SENT. 601 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:14,510 - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MR. AMATO? 602 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,680 HE PASSED AWAY LAST YEAR. - DID HE? 603 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,650 - YEAH. - SHIT. 604 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,750 WELL, I GUESS THAT REALLY PROVES HIS THEORY. 605 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:23,050 THAT YOU-- YOU REALLY DO DIE 606 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:25,220 LESS THAN FIVE MILES FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN. 607 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,660 - NOW, THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO ME NOW. 608 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,030 - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 609 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,860 - AH, MAN, YOU KNOW, I GET THESE NOSEBLEEDS. 610 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:34,500 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOSEBLEEDS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 611 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:36,130 - YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT THEM, 612 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,970 BUT KIM FINALLY MADE ME GO TO THE DOCTOR. 613 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,570 AND IT TURNS OUT I'M SICK, DUDE. 614 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,540 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN SICK? WHAT KIND OF SICK? 615 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:45,770 - I MEAN SICK LIKE I GOTTA-- 616 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:47,710 LIKE I GOT SOMETHING I GOTTA DEAL WITH SICK. 617 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,850 I GOT TO GET A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF TESTS. 618 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,580 I KEEP PUTTING IT OFF. 619 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,950 AND THAT'S WHY KIM AND I HAD THAT BIG FUCKIN' BLOWOUT, MAN. 620 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,150 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 621 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,820 UGH! 622 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:02,160 AH, AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE ALL THIS, THOUGH, MAN. 623 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,830 - ZLOZ...YO! 624 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,560 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE. 625 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,700 - [chuckles] 626 00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:09,700 MAYBE, YOU KNOW. MAYBE NOT. 627 00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:11,530 WHATEVER HAPPENS, 628 00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:14,040 IT'S GOT ME THINKING ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS, YOU KNOW? 629 00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,540 ABOUT HOW FUCKIN' SHORT IT ALL IS. 630 00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:18,610 HOW YOU AND I, ONCE UPON A TIME, 631 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,540 WE WERE THICK AS THIEVES. 632 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,110 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 633 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,550 I JUST WISH I KNEW THE MOMENT WHERE IT ALL CHANGED, 634 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,180 BECAUSE I WOULD DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY. 635 00:24:26,210 --> 00:24:27,820 - YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 636 00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:32,890 I DIDN'T MEAN TO LET THINGS SLIDE WITH YOU, ZLOZ. 637 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,020 I GUESS I DID. 638 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:37,590 - YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND, HANK. 639 00:24:37,630 --> 00:24:39,160 I'LL NEVER FORGET. 640 00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:42,570 SOME OF THE GREATEST TIMES OF MY LIFE, YOU KNOW? 641 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,830 MAYBE THAT MAKES ME A BIG, PATHETIC FUCKIN' LOSER, 642 00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:47,970 BUT...ONCE UPON A TIME 643 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,740 HAS GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING, I FIGURE. 644 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,740 RIGHT? - COURSE IT DOES. 645 00:24:51,770 --> 00:24:54,980 I JUST--I DIDN'T BELONG THERE ANYMORE. 646 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:57,150 FUCK, I DON'T BELONG HERE, EITHER. 647 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,980 IT DOESN'T--IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT 648 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,920 THAT I LOVE YOU, MAN. 649 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,160 - LOOK AT YOU, MOODY. 650 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:10,260 I CAN'T BELIEVE... 651 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,760 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU CRY SINCE THURMAN MUNSON DIED. 652 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,700 - YOU GOT TO BRING UP THURMAN MUNSON? 653 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:16,830 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. 654 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:18,100 - I HAD TO GO THERE BECAUSE... - DON'T GO WITH MUNSON. 655 00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:19,840 - YOU WERE CRYING, I WAS CRYING. 656 00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:21,240 IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 657 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:22,870 - YOU WERE CRYING ABOUT ANDY GIBB. 658 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,710 - * WELL, I SAW A WEREWOLF 659 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,680 * WITH A CHINESE MENU IN HIS HAND * 660 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:32,950 * WALKING THROUGH THE STREETS OF SOHO IN THE RAIN * 661 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,280 * RA-HOO 662 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,650 * WEREWOLVES OF LONDON 663 00:25:37,690 --> 00:25:40,260 * RA-HOO 664 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,960 * 665 00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:43,830 * RA-HOO 666 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,860 - SORRY I GOT TO DROP YOU OFF SO EARLY. 667 00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:48,030 I GOT TO PICK UP THE LITTLE MONSTER. 668 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:50,300 - NO WORRIES. 669 00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:52,000 GIVES ME PLENTY OF TIME TO GET LOADED 670 00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:55,200 AND PISS MYSELF ON THE PLANE. 671 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,310 - IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, ZLOZ. 672 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,150 - YEAH, YOU TOO, MAN. 673 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:06,310 THANKS FOR SHOWING ME A GOOD TIME. 674 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:11,020 YOU KNOW, UH, WHAT HAPPENS IN L.A... 675 00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:12,960 RIGHT, BROTHER? - YES, IT STAYS IN THE VAULT. 676 00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,390 YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO PATCH THINGS UP 677 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:15,390 WITH THE OLD LADY? 678 00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:16,660 - TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 679 00:26:16,690 --> 00:26:18,660 SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONE. 680 00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:20,200 SHE WAS SO PISSED AT ME, 681 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,900 SHE TOOK OFF WITH A COUPLE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS 682 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,070 TO ATLANTIC CITY. 683 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,130 SO FOR ALL I KNOW, 684 00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:27,100 SHE COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING OUT WITH A TRANNY TOO. 685 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,870 - YOU'RE A COLOSSAL PUSSY, YOU KNOW THAT? 686 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,210 - DUDE, YOU BETTER COME VISIT. 687 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,070 I GOT A BUNCH OF KIDS 688 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:32,780 WITH A SHITLOAD OF HANK MOODY STORIES. 689 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:34,640 THEY DON'T HAVE A FACE TO PUT TO THE NAME. 690 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,710 - THAT'S NOT GOOD. 691 00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:37,380 - NO, IT'S NOT. - ALL RIGHT, WELL... 692 00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:38,980 FUCK IT, I-- 693 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:40,020 I LOVE YOU. - OH, GOD. 694 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:41,020 - I LOVE YOU, ZLOZ. 695 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:42,420 - I-I--I LOVE YOU TOO. 696 00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:44,820 I LOVE YOU TOO. FUCKIN' HOMO. 697 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:46,290 - OKAY, FAGGOT. 698 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,760 GO. 699 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:49,890 HEY, ZLOZ. 700 00:26:49,930 --> 00:26:50,890 MADE YOU LOOK... 701 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,390 AT MY COCK. 702 00:26:52,430 --> 00:27:00,370 - * YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE SOME OF MY DEMONS AWAY * 703 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,370 * SWEET 704 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,140 HEY! HELLO! 705 00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:05,270 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 706 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,410 HI. WOW. 707 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,880 NOT EVEN A HELLO. 708 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,710 WOW, GOOD TIMES. 709 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,420 GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. 710 00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:14,880 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 711 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,120 WHAT AM I, YOUR LIMO DRIVER? 712 00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:17,650 NO, COME ON. YOU GET IN THE FRONT. 713 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,990 - WHAT? WERE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME BEHIND? 714 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,030 HEY. 715 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:34,300 - MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. 716 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,740 CAN WE GO HOME ALREADY? 717 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:38,310 both: SHUT UP. 718 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:42,480 - * YOU GOT ALL THE SUGAR 719 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:45,780 * YOU'LL EVER NEED 720 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:48,120 * YOU'RE GONNA GIVE 721 00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:50,720 * SOME OF YOUR SUGAR 722 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,020 * TO ME 723 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:56,460 * YOU GOT ALL YOUR DEMONS 724 00:27:56,490 --> 00:27:59,730 * HELD AT BAY 725 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:06,800 * YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE SOME OF MY DEMONS AWAY * 726 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,070 * SWEET, SWEET 727 00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:14,140 * SUGAR TO ME 728 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:16,140 * PLEASE LET ME KNOW 729 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:18,850 * WHEN YOUR KISSES ARE FREE 730 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,850 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 49892

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