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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,200 PREVIOUSLY ON "CALIFORNICATION"... 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,630 YOU HOCKED EVERYTHING? IS THAT IT? 3 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:16,670 I NEED TO FESS UP, OKAY? IT'S PART OF THE PROCESS. 4 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,470 I'M KING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN! 5 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,670 I COULD GO FOR DAYS! 6 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,270 Hank: ALL RIGHT, REPEAT AFTER ME. 7 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,110 I WILL NEVER... "I WILL NEVER..." 8 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,640 ...FUCK MIA AGAIN. 9 00:00:24,670 --> 00:00:26,640 OH, NO! YOU DIDN'T! 10 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,740 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! 11 00:00:27,780 --> 00:00:29,080 BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN DATED. 12 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:30,750 NO, I'M A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR YOU. 13 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,250 YOU DATE CHILDREN. 14 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,550 WHAT THE FUCK?! 15 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,450 I THOUGHT I SAW A GREEN LIGHT THERE. 16 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:37,520 I WORK FOR LEW ASHBY. 17 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:38,660 IT JUST SAYS "GET IN THE CAR." 18 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,520 WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK BY 11:00. 19 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,590 JUST IN TIME. 20 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:43,830 THE GUY'S AN ANIMAL. BUT HE IS A GREAT KISSER. 21 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,330 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS ON THAT VERY TEMPTING OFFER. 22 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,860 WOW. REJECTED. 23 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:50,270 UH-OH. 24 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,400 Hank: I WENT ON A DATE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 25 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,640 AND I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER. 26 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:57,310 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? HOW AM I LOOKING AT YOU? 27 00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:00,110 LIKE YOU WANT A REWARD OR SOMETHING. 28 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,480 THAT WAS VERY REWARDING. 29 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,780 WHAT IS THAT? 30 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,150 OW. OOH. 31 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:06,180 WHAT IS THAT? YEAH, OW. 32 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:08,490 THAT'S, UM... IT'S LIKE A LUMP OR SOMETHING. 33 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,350 THAT'S MY GROIN. 34 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:11,790 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 35 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,370 Dr. Reiss: WOW. 36 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:03,270 "WOW"? 37 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:05,210 WHAT DOES -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN -- "WOW"? 38 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,840 OH, YEAH. "OH, YEAH"? 39 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,880 I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. YOU GOT QUITE A LUMP HERE. 40 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:11,480 IT'S GROTESQUE. 41 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,950 CANCER? NOT NECESSARILY. 42 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:15,820 WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? 43 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:19,320 ONE VERY ANGRY AND SWOLLEN LYMPH NODE. 44 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,390 DOWN THERE? 45 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,890 I KEEP TELLING HIM IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING, RIGHT? 46 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:24,590 NOT NECESSARILY. 47 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,430 SO, WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON THESE DAYS? 48 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:30,470 WHAT AM I WORKING ON? 49 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,870 I'M WORKING ON TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 50 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,640 WHAT THAT FUCKING LUMP IN MY JUNK IS. 51 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:34,870 THAT'S WHAT I'M WORKING ON. 52 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,910 I SAY WE BIOPSY THAT SUCKER. 53 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,840 WE'LL DO IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 54 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,450 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I GOT A LOT OF IMPORTANT MEETINGS 55 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,710 AND -- AND -- AND APPOINTMENTS AND SUCH, SO... 56 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,680 I'M A VERY BUSY MAN. I GOT TO RUN. 57 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,950 HANK, YOU'RE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW. 58 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:51,790 COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. IT WON'T HURT AT ALL. 59 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:53,990 WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S GONNA HURT LIKE HELL -- 60 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,020 ESPECIALLY DOWN HERE. 61 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:57,430 ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S GONNA BE QUICK, THOUGH, RIGHT? 62 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,860 IN THE WHOLE SCHEME OF THINGS? 63 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:01,530 SURE. OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 64 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:03,500 OKAY, H-HOLD UP. H-H-HOLD -- HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 65 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:05,240 I-IS THERE TIME FOR ME TO GET A DRINK? 66 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:07,570 CAN YOU SEND A MAN-NURSE OVER TO GIL TURNER'S FOR A BOTTLE? 67 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,240 CAN I GET A DRINK? 68 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,980 FOR YOU? SURE. 69 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:13,840 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 70 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,510 [ NIRVANA'S "HEART-SHAPED BOX" PLAYS ] 71 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:18,550 Man: THE BODY OF KURT COBAIN 72 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,520 WAS FOUND IN A ROOM ABOVE THE GARAGE 73 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,750 OF HIS FASHIONABLE LAKE WASHINGTON BOULEVARD... 74 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:30,360 * SHE EYES ME LIKE A PISCES WHEN I AM WEAK * 75 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:33,600 HEY. 76 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,570 WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU OKAY? 77 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,940 [ Voice breaking ] KURT COBAIN... 78 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,270 HE'S DEAD. 79 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:44,470 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 80 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:46,940 SUICIDE. 81 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,410 WELL, THAT'S A FUCKING SHAME. 82 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:50,880 YEAH. 83 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,390 AND I'M PREGNANT. 84 00:03:56,420 --> 00:04:00,890 * ...WHEN YOU TURN BLACK 85 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,290 * HEY 86 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:03,360 * WAIT 87 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:06,830 * I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT 88 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,470 TA-DA! IT'S POSITIVE. 89 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,340 AS IN? AS IN "I'M WITH CHILD." 90 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,570 WHAT'S SO POSITIVE ABOUT THAT? HERE. HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 91 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,840 LOOK -- PEE ON THIS. 92 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:16,670 HANK. PEE ON THAT. 93 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:19,610 WE'VE DONE THREE, OKAY? I'M ALL OUT OF PEE. 94 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,710 THEN DRINK SOME WATER AND HYDRATE AND PEE ON THIS. 95 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,310 I'M PREGNANT. I'M NOT CONVINCED. 96 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,980 [ SIGHS ] THIS IS HAPPENING. 97 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,320 FUCK. 98 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,550 THE RABBIT DONE DIED, HUH? 99 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:32,820 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 100 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,490 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 101 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,960 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 102 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,030 WELL, IT'S OKAY. 103 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,430 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'LL JUST TAKE CARE OF IT, SO... 104 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,830 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 105 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:46,370 [ SIGHS ] SO THAT'S IT -- WE'VE DECIDED? 106 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,470 THAT'S GOOD. YEAH. 107 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,710 OH. WELL-PLAYED, WOMAN. 108 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:52,840 I NOW FEEL ENTIRELY INCAPABLE 109 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,580 OF GIVING YOU THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE. 110 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:55,850 WELL, NO. 111 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,120 I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, HANK, WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 112 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,920 YOU -- YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 113 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,720 OH, COME ON. IT'S A LOOSE ARRANGEMENT. 114 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,750 THE WAIFY MODELS ARE GOOD THAT WAY, YOU KNOW? 115 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:07,120 AND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 116 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,790 LET'S NOT FORGET THAT IMPORTANT LITTLE FACTOID. 117 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,730 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO'S ON TOUR -- 118 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,360 A BOYFRIEND I NEVER SEE -- 119 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,500 A BOYFRIEND I THINK LESS AND LESS ABOUT. 120 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:17,030 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 121 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:19,600 I DON'T WANT TO BE INSENSITIVE, ALL RIGHT, 122 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,970 BUT ARE WE ENTIRELY SURE THAT THIS IS MY DOING? 123 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:28,380 YEP. WE SEEM PRETTY SURE. OKAY. 124 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,910 Dr. Reiss: MOST LIKELY, IT'S NOTHING. 125 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,480 BUT WHAT COULD IT BE? 126 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,420 UH...IT'S HARD TO SAY. 127 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:35,750 YOU COULD HAVE A NASTY INFECTION SOMEWHERE. 128 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,450 WELL, THAT SOUNDS VERY MANAGEABLE. 129 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:38,690 ABSOLUTELY. 130 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,430 WE COULD PROBABLY KNOCK THAT OUT WITH A DOSE OF ANTIBIOTICS. 131 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:42,990 GREAT. WHAT ELSE? 132 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,930 IT COULD VERY WELL BE AN STD. 133 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,100 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. OH, REALLY? 134 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,200 WHAT ELSE? 135 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:50,930 NO, LET'S STAY IN THIS ARENA. I WANT TO KNOW MORE. 136 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:53,770 WELL, SYPHILIS IS A BIG ONE. IT'S ON THE RISE. 137 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,510 SYPHILIS. SYPHILIS? SYPHILIS? 138 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,870 DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S -- THAT'S NICE. 139 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:58,810 I-I DON'T SEE ANY REASON THAT WE WOULD ASSUME THAT. 140 00:05:58,840 --> 00:05:59,810 IT COULD BE CANCER. 141 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,180 IT COULD BE. YOU NEVER KNOW. 142 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,910 WELL, THAT'S BETTER THAN SYPHILIS. 143 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:06,850 WOMAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'D RATHER I HAVE CANCER? 144 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,190 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 145 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,190 WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT OPTIONS. 146 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,560 WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY PAMPHLETS OR LITERATURE ON ME, 147 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:16,160 BUT YOU STRIKE ME AS A PAINFULLY LIBERAL, 148 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:17,990 PRO-CHOICE KIND OF A GAL. 149 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,530 WHO, ME? 150 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,130 OH, MY GOD, NO. I'M ULTRACONSERVATIVE. 151 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:24,600 LIKE N.R.A., PRO-LIFE, THE WHOLE -- 152 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:25,870 REALLY? YEAH. 153 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,800 THAT REALLY LIMITS OUR OPTIONS, 154 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,940 BUT LET'S SIT WITH THAT FOR A MOMENT. 155 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:33,980 SERIOUSLY, I HAVE BEEN ON A KIND OF NON-ABORTION STREAK 156 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,010 MY WHOLE LIFE, 157 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,680 AND I FEEL KIND OF GOOD ABOUT THAT, YOU KNOW? 158 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,120 YEAH. I-I-I GET THAT. I GET IT. 159 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,850 BUT DO YOU REALLY, UH -- 160 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:44,850 REALLY WANT TO HAVE A CHILD RIGHT NOW? 161 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,990 NO, NOT REALLY. 162 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,860 YOU DO, RIGHT? 163 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,130 NO. GOD, NO. I MEAN, I AM A CHILD. 164 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,130 A FAIRLY BIG ONE, YOU KNOW, 165 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,100 BUT WHEN CHILDREN HAVE CHILDREN, 166 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:58,000 I-I-IT NEVER WORKS OUT FOR ANYONE. 167 00:06:58,030 --> 00:06:58,970 ESPECIALLY ME. 168 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,710 RIGHT. I COULD SEE IT MIGHT SERIOUSLY HAMPER 169 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:04,510 YOUR ABILITY TO DRINK AND GET LAID ON A NIGHTLY BASIS. 170 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:05,940 OH, NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 171 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:08,010 I CAN MULTITASK WITH THE BEST OF 'EM. 172 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,080 GOOD TO KNOW. 173 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:13,620 I'M SORRY THAT I KNOCKED YOU UP. 174 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,150 IT'S ALMOST RUDE, RIGHT? 175 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,150 I MEAN, YOU'RE KIND ENOUGH TO GRANT ME ACCESS 176 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:20,220 TO YOUR -- YOUR MOST INTIMATE OF AREAS, AND WHAT DO I DO? 177 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:21,560 I POLLINATE THAT SHIT. 178 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:24,930 I REALLY WISH THAT ONE OF US WOULD HAVE INSISTED ON A RUBBER. 179 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,260 ONE OF US DID. 180 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,260 WELL, N-NOT THIS ONE. THIS ONE. 181 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,000 WELL, I MEAN, LET'S NOT GET ALL RASHOMON ON IT. 182 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,600 IF I RE-- OKAY. 183 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,940 WELL, NO, MAYBE I DIDN'T INSIST HARD ENOUGH. 184 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:38,140 THANK YOU. OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA PRESS CHARGES ANYMORE. 185 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:40,640 OH, WONDERFUL. YOU SEE? LOOK AT THIS. 186 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,180 WE GET ALONG REALLY WELL FOR A COUPLE OF VIRTUAL STRANGERS. 187 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,750 FOR NOW, YEAH, BUT GIVE IT 10 YEARS, 188 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:50,890 AND I'LL JUST BE ANOTHER WOMAN THAT YOU GOT TIRED OF FUCKING. 189 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,120 YOU KNOW, IN 10 YEARS TIME, 190 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,930 YOU MIGHT VERY WELL BE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 191 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,160 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 192 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,900 HE SAID TODAY, YOU KNOW? 193 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,170 HE SAID MAYBE TODAY. 194 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,730 TODAY IS TODAY. 195 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:05,640 HANK. [ SIGHS ] 196 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,870 WILL YOU STOP IT? IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 197 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,940 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 198 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:10,170 WELL, I DO, 199 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:13,740 BECAUSE WHATEVER HAPPENS, YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET THROUGH IT. 200 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,580 I'M -- I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 201 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,280 BUT I-I-IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM. 202 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,750 WE'RE NOT EVEN TOGETHER RIGHT NOW, SO... 203 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:23,150 I FORGOT WHAT A HYPOCHONDRIAC DRAMA QUEEN YOU CAN BE. 204 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,250 WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE 205 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,190 WHO JUST HAD A BIOPSY DONE ON YOUR COCK. 206 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:28,120 THAT'S 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A COCK. 207 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,660 THANK THE LORD FOR THAT. 208 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:31,290 ANYWAY, IT WASN'T ON YOUR COCK. 209 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:34,560 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I-I CONSIDER THAT WHOLE AREA -- 210 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,030 GENERAL AREA -- MY COCK. 211 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:38,900 LIKE, FROM MY KNEES TO MY NIPPLES -- COCK. 212 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,570 RIGHT, WELL, HE SAID 213 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,140 IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A SWOLLEN LYMPH NODE, REMEMBER? 214 00:08:43,170 --> 00:08:44,270 I-IT COULD BE CANCER. 215 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:47,010 IT COULD BE SYPHILIS. OH, SHIT. YEAH. 216 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,980 I COULD WIND UP A BLIND, DICKLESS BEGGAR 217 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:50,610 WORKING A 405 OFF-RAMP. 218 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,120 STOP BY AND SAY HI SOMETIME. 219 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:54,050 I -- 220 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,290 LOOK WHO'S HERE. HEY, HONEY. 221 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,890 ARE YOU OKAY? 222 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,660 YEAH, SURE. YES. WHY? 223 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:03,760 BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE. YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING OVER. 224 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:07,030 WHICH COULD MEAN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 225 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,300 OR IT COULD MEAN SOMETHING'S WRONG. 226 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,170 EITHER WAY, SOMEONE SHOULD GROW A PAIR 227 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,000 AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 228 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:18,340 WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 229 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:21,280 AND EVERYTHING'S FINE. 230 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,350 LIARS! 231 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:25,820 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 232 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,020 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 233 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:28,790 SERIOUSLY. 234 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:31,690 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 235 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,890 IT'S TOTALLY UP TO ME? 236 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,290 IN A -- IN A WAY, IT IS. 237 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:39,900 OKAY, WELL, I'M JUST GONNA DEAL WITH IT, YOU KNOW? 238 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,770 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE A BABY RIGHT NOW, AND... 239 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:47,170 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] JUDGING BY THAT HUGE EXHALATION... 240 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,640 NEITHER DO YOU. 241 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,640 SO...THAT'S IT. 242 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,910 BUT WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE, HANK. 243 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:56,910 THIS IS NO WAY TO START A RELATIONSHIP. 244 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,780 WE'RE BOTH CHEATING ON PEOPLE, HANK. 245 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,820 IT KIND OF SUCKS. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 246 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,190 SO, YOU GO, YOU KNOW, TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT, 247 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,920 AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF MINE, 248 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,030 AND IF AND WHEN YOU WANT, YOU COULD CALL ME. 249 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,290 THAT'S -- THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS 250 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:12,200 IN THE BIG OL' WORLD. 251 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:15,160 PEOPLE HAVE A TENDENCY TO LOSE ONE ANOTHER. 252 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,030 WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, 253 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,070 THEN IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE, RIGHT? 254 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:25,140 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ] 255 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,780 COULD YOU STOP SURFING THE INTERNET FOR A DIAGNOSIS? 256 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:33,450 NO WAY. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE WITHOUT QUESTION. 257 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,320 WHAT? 258 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,320 APPARENTLY, I HAVE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE. 259 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:38,250 [ CHUCKLES ] 260 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:41,190 WELL, GUESS WHAT? I HAVE JUST THE CURE. 261 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,930 I'M GONNA OFFER YOU... A SERVICE. 262 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,130 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH. 263 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,800 CANCER-SCARE MERCY FUCK? 264 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:50,030 YOU KNOW, I-I-I'M GONNA PASS. 265 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:51,130 YOU'RE GONNA PASS? 266 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,000 YEAH. YOU ARE? 267 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,340 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE INSULTED, BUT... 268 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,370 THAT'S OKAY. I CAN TAKE IT. 269 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,740 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER. 270 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,340 WHOA, CAN I ASK YOU, BEFORE YOU GO, A QUESTION? 271 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,850 I'M OFFERING YOU SEX, AND YOU WANT TO TALK? 272 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,750 HAS THE EARTH SPUN OFF ITS AXIS? 273 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,050 IT'S JUST, YOU SAID THAT THING THE OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW? 274 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,790 WHAT THING? ABOUT ASHBY. 275 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,820 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I MEAN? 276 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:15,060 YOU SAID THAT VERY LOADED THING ABOUT HIM BEING A GREAT KISSER, 277 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,730 WHICH KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE A JOKE AND KIND OF NOT AT THE SAME TIME. 278 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,900 WELL, IT KIND OF WAS A JOKE 279 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,400 AND IT KIND OF WASN'T AT THE SAME TIME. 280 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,130 I MEAN, HE DID KISS ME. 281 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:24,030 HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 282 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,170 NO, NOT AN ASSHOLE. HE'S A CHILD. 283 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,500 HE WANTS WHAT HE WANTS, 284 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:30,310 AND HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IF HE DOESN'T GET IT. 285 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,940 HE'S...KIND OF SIMILAR TO SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW. 286 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:35,310 THERE SHOULD BE A LOT OF EMPATHY RIGHT THERE. 287 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,080 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 288 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,510 WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? 289 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:40,120 IS THIS SOMETHING I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT? 290 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,420 IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON? 291 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,420 OH, PLEASE. 292 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:46,120 DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW? 293 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,990 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS WITH A QUESTION? 294 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,890 WELL, THEN STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS. 295 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:53,000 YOU SAID IT -- 296 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:54,860 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW. 297 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:58,300 SO I DON'T OWE YOU ANY EXPLANATION. 298 00:11:58,330 --> 00:11:59,940 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 299 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,030 [ LIGHTER CLICKS ] 300 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,280 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 301 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:46,750 COME ON, BUDDY. 302 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,350 EVERYBODY HAS A SCARE OR TWO IN THEIR LIFE. 303 00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,350 YOU REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOOK THAT GNARLY SKIN TAG 304 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,020 OFF THE BASE OF MY SCROTUM THAT TIME? 305 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,990 [ LAUGHS ] THAT AMUSED YOU GREATLY. 306 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,090 WELL, SKIN TAGS ARE INHERENTLY AMUSING. 307 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,430 YES, AND DISGUSTING. 308 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:02,070 IT'S THE RUNKLE FAMILY CURSE. MAD SKIN TAGS, BABY. 309 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,200 YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DIE. 310 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,940 [ CHUCKLES ] 311 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:09,870 ANYWAY, I REMEMBER I SWEATED THAT PHONE CALL FOR DAYS, MAN. 312 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,470 YOU KNOW, WAITING FOR THE RESULTS. 313 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:15,040 MARCY FINALLY HAD TO BITCH-SLAP SOME SENSE INTO ME AT ONE POINT. 314 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,910 YOU WILL BE OKAY. 315 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,950 THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS -- "YOU'LL BE OKAY." 316 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,250 AND THEN ONE DAY, THE PHONE RINGS, AND YOU'RE NOT OKAY. 317 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,490 WELL, YEAH. THERE'S THAT. 318 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,350 HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE -- 319 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,520 THAT GIRL SEEMS TO BE EYE-RAPING YOU OVER THERE. 320 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,390 WELL, WHO CARES? 321 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,630 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I'VE WASTED ON THAT FUCKING DANCE? 322 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,630 TIME THAT I COULD'VE SPENT HANGING WITH MY DAUGHTER? 323 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:38,230 HEY, HEY! YOU ARE A GREAT FATHER. 324 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,970 NO! I'M A FATHER. I AM NOT GREAT. 325 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,210 A GREAT FATHER IS A GUY 326 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,010 THAT -- THAT GIVES IT ALL UP FOR HIS FAMILY 327 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,480 AND LEAVES HIS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BULLSHIT AT THE DOOR. 328 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,980 THE SELF-LOATHING IS STRONG IN YOU TODAY, MY FRIEND. 329 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:50,380 I'M JUST LIKE MY FATHER. 330 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,320 YOU KNOW, THERE ISN'T A WOMAN THAT I'VE MET 331 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,950 THAT I HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE WITH FOR 10 MINUTES OR 10 YEARS. 332 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:57,090 WHAT ABOUT THE ONE WOMAN THAT THREW IT IN WITH ME? 333 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,490 TOOK THAT MASSIVE LEAP OF FAITH JUST TO BE WITH ME? 334 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,320 WHAT DID I DO? I FUCKED THAT UP. 335 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,930 YOU GAVE IT A SHOT, MAN. 336 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,290 DID I? YEAH. 337 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,630 DID I DO MY ABSOLUTE BEST 338 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,230 OR DID I JUST WANT SOMEONE I DIDN'T HAVE? 339 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,300 IS THE CHASE BETTER THAN THE CATCH? 340 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:14,500 AND OTHER SOME SUCH CLICHéD, MASCULINE BULLSHIT. 341 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,410 THERE IS NO ABSOLUTE BEST, HANK. 342 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,950 YOU KNOW, I REALLY ENVY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MARCE. 343 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,610 YOU KNOW, IT'S... 344 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:27,680 IT'S LIKE IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE, YOU KNOW -- TEFLON MARRIAGE. 345 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,650 MAYBE. DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT THINGS. 346 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,490 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE. 347 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,290 I DON'T KNOW... 348 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,960 FACED WITH MY OWN MORTALITY, 349 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:40,100 I MIGHT RATHER BE ELSEWHERE... 350 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,130 WITH DAISY MAYBE. 351 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,070 THAT'S JUST THE MINDFUCK OF THE FRESH. 352 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:44,970 IT'S -- IT'S AN ILLUSION. 353 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,600 THAT'S JUST NEW PUSSY TALKING TO YOU. 354 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,570 WHAT IF IT'S NOT, HUH? 355 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:53,140 RUNKLE, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING ASS 356 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,580 OR I WILL HAVE YOUR BALLS -- SKIN TAGS AND ALL. 357 00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,050 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 358 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,950 DOCTOR? 359 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,550 NO. 360 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:05,090 IT'S ASHBY. FUCK HIM. 361 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,520 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 362 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,350 Hank: HEY. 363 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,360 UH, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE THE WATER RUNNING? 364 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,690 THERE'S STILL SOME HOT LEFT. 365 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,230 YEAH, OKAY, OKAY. 366 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,230 OH. 367 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,300 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. HEY. 368 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,040 WHAT'S UP WITH MOODY? HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR DAYS. 369 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,140 HE'S NOT PICKING UP, RETURNING MY CALLS. 370 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,140 HE OKAY? 371 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,370 YEAH. 372 00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,540 YEAH, HE... 373 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:02,250 NO. HE'S GOT SOME STUFF GOING ON. 374 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,110 ANYTHING I CAN DO? 375 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,380 UM... 376 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,550 N-NO. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 377 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:11,020 HE KIND OF WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US, 378 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,020 WHICH IS, LIKE... 379 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,460 OH, YEAH? YEAH. 380 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,790 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH US? 381 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,060 I-I-I TOLD HIM YOU WERE A GREAT KISSER, 382 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,760 WHICH WAS -- WHICH WAS KIND OF DUMB. 383 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,330 WELL, THAT IS SOMEWHAT INCENDIARY. 384 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,570 AND YET COMPLETELY TRUE. 385 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,040 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 386 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,240 NO, HE -- IT KIND OF PISSED HIM OFF. 387 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,470 REALLY? YOU DON'T SAY? 388 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,510 RIGHT. 389 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,380 YOU KNOW, I WAS SEEING THIS GUY WHEN I FIRST MET HANK, 390 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,610 AND HE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF YOU. 391 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:39,750 OH, YEAH? YEAH. 392 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:40,820 WHAT WAS HE LIKE? 393 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,050 HE -- HE WAS SIMPLE. 394 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,450 "SIMPLE"? LIKE, UH...RETARDED? 395 00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:47,090 [ Laughing ] YEAH. 396 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,690 NO. NO, GOOD. REALLY GOOD SIMPLE. 397 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,260 I MEAN, HE WAS -- 398 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:54,230 HE LOVED MUSIC, HE -- HE SMILED A LOT. 399 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,660 STOP IT. 400 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,470 KIND OF LIKE HE HAD THE SECRET, YOU KNOW? 401 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,170 WHICH IS WHAT? I GUESS... 402 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,770 [ SIGHS ] 403 00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:06,610 TAKE THE THING YOU LOVE AND MAKE IT YOUR LIFE. 404 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,080 SO, WE SHOULD KISS? 405 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,350 [ Laughs ] NO. 406 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,750 ARE YOU INSANE? DO YOU HAVE NO MEMORY? 407 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,320 FUCKER! 408 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,090 HANK, NO! 409 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:19,090 HANK! GOD! 410 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,360 WHOA! 411 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,230 HANK, STOP! 412 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,560 OH, SHIT! 413 00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:26,160 GOD! OKAY! OKAY! 414 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,830 OKAY. I'M OUT. 415 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,840 OW! 416 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,600 BITCH! 417 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,470 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 418 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:43,250 Karen: COME ON. YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A CHILD. 419 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,120 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] MOODY! 420 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,250 HANK! 421 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,650 GET OFF OF HIM! 422 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,790 HANK MOODY, DR. REISS CALLING. 423 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,520 GIVE ME A CALL AT THE OFFICE. 424 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,460 HEY! HELLO?! [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 425 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,520 HELLO?! 426 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,590 WHOA. 427 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,530 FUCK! 428 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,430 PEACE. 429 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:05,300 THAT'S GREAT, MARCE. 430 00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,400 YES. I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 431 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,340 I'M ALL FOR THE 12 STEPS. 432 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,270 LOVE 'EM. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF 'EM. 433 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,840 WISH THERE WERE MORE. 434 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,710 SOUNDS GREAT. 435 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,780 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 436 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,450 LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY. BYE. 437 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:24,550 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 438 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,690 HEY. 439 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,790 "HEY" YOURSELF. 440 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,860 I THOUGHT I MIGHT FIND YOU HERE. 441 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,800 WELL, YOU COULD'VE JUST CALLED. 442 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,470 OH, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS OVER THE PHONE. 443 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,570 I FOUND A PLACE. 444 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,210 SO YOU'RE MOVING OUT? 445 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,410 IT'S A CUTE PLACE. 446 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,680 IT'S, UH -- IT'S JUST A SINGLE, BUT IT'S IN SANTA MONICA. 447 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,150 IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO THE WATER AND CLOSE TO YOGA. 448 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,920 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 449 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,920 AND I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD. 450 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:59,420 BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY MORE PORN. 451 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,390 I THINK I'M OUT. 452 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,530 REALLY? 453 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,590 BUT YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT. 454 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,300 I DON'T KNOW, "VAGINATOWN" WAS SPECIAL. 455 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,470 I MEAN, THIS WHOLE THING WAS SPECIAL. 456 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:15,400 AND, YOU KNOW, IF I CAN'T ACTUALLY BE WITH YOU, CHARLIE... 457 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,340 I'D KIND OF LIKE THE LAST PERSON I HAD ON-SCREEN SEX WITH 458 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,610 TO BE YOU. 459 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,940 [ SIGHS ] 460 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,880 THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS 461 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,550 ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME. 462 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,850 AND YET TOTALLY GROSS FOR YOU. 463 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,660 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 464 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,720 TEMP, WAITRESS... 465 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,960 BUT I'M GONNA TAKE ACTING CLASSES... 466 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:40,260 AND MAYBE SOME IMPROV. 467 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,300 I KNOW I'VE GOT AN UPHILL BATTLE AHEAD OF ME. 468 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,700 WHAT WITH THE FISTING AND ALL. 469 00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:44,670 EXACTLY. YEAH. 470 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,800 BUT IT'S WORTH IT 'CAUSE I REALLY WANT THIS. 471 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,270 WELL, I'LL STILL MANAGE YOU IF YOU'LL HAVE ME. 472 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,980 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA? 473 00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,840 NO. 474 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,410 BUT, UH... 475 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,280 THE THOUGHT OF NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN 476 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,780 SOUNDS LIKE A MUCH, MUCH WORSE IDEA. 477 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:08,520 UM, MAYBE I COULD, UH, SEE YOUR PLACE SOMETIME. 478 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,730 I'D LIKE THAT. 479 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:15,960 MAYBE I COULD SEE IT...NOW. 480 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,270 WELL, I'D LIKE THAT EVEN MORE. 481 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:27,680 SORRY ABOUT YOUR COCK. IT'S NOT MY COCK. 482 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,510 DOESN'T MATTER. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 483 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,510 I TRAINED AS A PARAMEDIC. I COULD'VE HELPED. 484 00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,950 OH, YEAH? LIKE HOW? 485 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,020 I DON'T KNOW. 486 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:38,350 I COULD'VE...FELT AROUND, PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE. 487 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:39,990 [ LAUGHS ] MAYBE NEXT TIME. 488 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,590 [ LAUGHS ] 489 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:44,560 LOOK, I'M SORRY I KISSED YOUR OLD LADY. 490 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:47,030 I'M SORRY I KISSED YOURS. 491 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,060 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. DID YOU PENETRATE? 492 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,200 DID I GO INSIDE? NO. 493 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,840 FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS BANG EACH OTHER'S SOUL MATES. 494 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,870 [ SIGHS ] "A-FUCKING-MEN" TO THAT. 495 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:58,870 BE GOOD. 496 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,980 [ SIGHS ] 497 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,950 SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 498 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,080 IT'S OKAY. 499 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:09,020 HANK, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 500 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:12,720 I WOULD NEVER, EVER FUCK SOMEONE TO GET BACK AT YOU. 501 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,720 I KNOW. THAT'S THE THING. 502 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,390 IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE, YOU REALLY WANT TO FUCK THEM. 503 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,060 THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME. 504 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:20,700 WELL, WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT? 505 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,530 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU WANT THIS TO END? 506 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:23,800 I WANT TO KEEP DOING THIS 507 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:25,900 FOR AS MUCH TIME AS WE HAVE LEFT. 508 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,970 NOT -- NOT CLEANING UP. 509 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,570 THIS. 510 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:33,580 ISN'T THAT, LIKE, WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING? 511 00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:35,110 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE. 512 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,410 I MEAN, W-WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY, 513 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,450 AND WE'VE LISTED ALL THE REASONS WHY IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, 514 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,790 BUT WHAT IF ALL THOSE REASONS JUST MAGICALLY WENT AWAY? 515 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,120 THAT'S THE PROBLEM -- THEY NEVER DO. 516 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,020 OKAY, YOU'VE GOT ONE MONTH LEFT. 517 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:50,060 WHAT DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU SPEND IT? 518 00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:51,490 WITH BECCA. 519 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,130 NO HANK IN THERE? 520 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:57,530 I DON'T FIT IN ANYWHERE IN THERE? NO -- NO HANK? 521 00:21:57,570 --> 00:21:59,400 MAYBE A COUPLE OF DAYS. 522 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,140 FAIR ENOUGH, BUT FOR ME... 523 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:05,010 I WANT YOU THERE AT THE END. 524 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,640 I WANT THOSE EYES TO BE THE LAST THING THAT I SEE. 525 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,920 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT LEW? 526 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:14,520 NO. I DON'T. 527 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,990 HE MADE A CHOICE. HE CHOSE ART. 528 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,820 HE MADE THAT HIS LIFE. 529 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:20,820 AND THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S VALID. 530 00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:23,690 BUT WITH YOU... 531 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:27,400 YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO YOU WANT TO BE, YOU KNOW? 532 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,700 IT'S YOUR INDECISION THAT PARALYZES YOU 533 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,430 AND HURTS US, HANK. 534 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:34,040 I CAN FEEL YOUR RESTLESSNESS. 535 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:37,710 I MEAN, A MOMENT LIKE THIS, YEAH, YOU WANT ME, YOU WANT US. 536 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:41,440 AND THEN THAT MOMENT PASSES, AND YOU BECOME LIKE THIS GHOST. 537 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,010 14 YEARS AGO, "I LOVE YOU" WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH. 538 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:48,180 I MEAN, IT WAS ALMOST REVOLUTIONARY. 539 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,450 AND NOW... 540 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:53,790 I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE JUST WORDS. 541 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,930 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU MEAN THEM, BUT... 542 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,730 HANK, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU. 543 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,060 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 544 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:08,070 YOU WANT TO BE SAVED? 545 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,580 [ BEEP ] 546 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,580 HELLO? 547 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:20,020 HEY, DR. REISS. 548 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,050 HOW ARE YOU? 549 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,820 UH-HUH. 550 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:26,020 OKAY. 551 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,990 ALL RIGHT. WELL... 552 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,760 THANK YOU. 553 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:30,860 [ BEEP ] WOW. 554 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:32,600 WHAT? 555 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:34,200 YOU WERE RIGHT. WHAT? 556 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,600 SYPHILIS. 557 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:37,600 [ LAUGHS ] BULLSHIT. 558 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:38,730 IT'S BENIGN. 559 00:23:38,770 --> 00:23:40,800 YOU KNOW, JUST, UH... 560 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,840 ANTIBIOTICS IS ALL I NEED, AND THEN, UH... 561 00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:45,610 I-I'M GONNA BE OKAY. 562 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,010 THAT'S FANTASTIC. YOU'RE OKAY. 563 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,010 FOR NOW. 564 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:53,950 [ SMOOCHES ] 565 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,150 WANT TO GIVE ME THAT, UM... NO. 566 00:23:57,190 --> 00:24:00,990 POST-CANCER-SCARE MERCY FUCK NOW? NO. IT'S TOO LATE. 567 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,730 [ HORNS BLARING ] 568 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,460 SO, THIS IS IT, I GUESS, HUH? 569 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:13,040 I GUESS SO. YEAH. 570 00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,800 CAN I CALL YOU? 571 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,810 NO. 572 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,070 NO, REALLY, I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T. 573 00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:22,040 WELL, WILL YOU CALL ME, YOU KNOW, JUST TO... 574 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,750 LET ME KNOW YOU'RE OKAY? 575 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:27,080 YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU. 576 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,220 NO, YOU WON'T... 577 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,820 BUT I GET IT. 578 00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:33,520 IT WAS, UH... 579 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,190 IT WAS, UH... IT WAS AWFULLY NICE SHARING 580 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:39,630 THIS MOST UNPLEASANT OF MILESTONES WITH YOU. 581 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:42,900 YEAH. SAME HERE. 582 00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:47,570 DON'T GET LOST OUT THERE, OKAY? 583 00:24:52,810 --> 00:24:56,910 [ PEARL JAM'S "NOTHINGMAN" PLAYS ] 584 00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:16,700 * ONCE DIVIDED 585 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,170 HANK! 586 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,980 I-I WAS GONNA GO CHECK OUT THAT VIGIL 587 00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:29,780 OF, UM, KURT COBAIN. 588 00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:33,820 I-I DON'T KNOW. DID YOU WANT TO COME? 589 00:25:33,850 --> 00:25:36,050 THE COBAIN VIGIL? YEAH. 590 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:40,260 WELL, I GOT A VIGIL THAT I WAS ALREADY... 591 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,720 NO, SERIOUSLY. 592 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,630 YEAH? YEAH. 593 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,630 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, 594 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,630 BUT, UH, I LOVE VIGILS. 595 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,230 I KIND OF GUESSED THAT. 596 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,300 Hank: DEAR, KAREN... 597 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,640 IF YOU'RE READING THIS, 598 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,670 IT MEANS I ACTUALLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO MAIL IT. 599 00:25:57,710 --> 00:25:59,740 SO, GOOD FOR ME. 600 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:02,610 YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL, BUT IF YOU GET ME STARTED, 601 00:26:02,650 --> 00:26:04,280 I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GO ON AND ON 602 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:06,720 ABOUT HOW HARD THE WRITING IS FOR ME. 603 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,980 BUT THIS... 604 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:12,820 THIS IS THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER HAD TO WRITE. 605 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,690 THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS, SO I'LL JUST SAY IT. 606 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,390 I MET SOMEONE. 607 00:26:17,430 --> 00:26:19,130 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 608 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,830 I WASN'T LOOKING FOR IT. I WASN'T ON THE MAKE. 609 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,370 IT WAS A PERFECT STORM. 610 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,270 SHE SAID ONE THING. I SAID ANOTHER. 611 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:28,040 NEXT THING I KNEW, I WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE 612 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,670 IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT CONVERSATION. 613 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,780 * ...SHE ONCE BELIEVED... 614 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:34,940 NOW THERE'S THIS FEELING IN MY GUT. 615 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:37,250 SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE. 616 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,150 SHE'S COMPLETELY NUTS... 617 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,920 IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME SMILE -- HIGHLY NEUROTIC. 618 00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:45,790 A GREAT DEAL OF MAINTENANCE REQUIRED. 619 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:48,060 SHE IS YOU, KAREN. 620 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:50,630 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. 621 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:55,760 THE BAD IS THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 622 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,000 AND IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 623 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,070 BECAUSE IF I'M NOT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, 624 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,170 I HAVE THIS FEELING WE'LL GET LOST OUT THERE. 625 00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:09,240 IT'S A BIG, BAD WORLD FULL OF TWISTS AND TURNS, 626 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,150 AND PEOPLE HAVE A WAY OF BLINKING 627 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,980 AND MISSING THE MOMENT... 628 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:17,850 ...THE MOMENT THAT COULD'VE CHANGED EVERYTHING. 629 00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:20,860 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US, 630 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,390 AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD WASTE A LEAP OF FAITH 631 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:26,390 ON THE LIKES OF ME... 632 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:29,430 BUT, DAMN, YOU SMELL GOOD -- 633 00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:30,900 LIKE HOME. 634 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:32,940 AND YOU MAKE EXCELLENT COFFEE. 635 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:36,040 THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT? 636 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,810 CALL ME. 637 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,310 UNFAITHFULLY YOURS, HANK MOODY. 638 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:47,450 * ...NOTHINGMAN 639 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:52,320 * NOTHINGMAN 640 00:27:52,350 --> 00:27:57,430 * NOTHINGMAN 641 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:01,300 * COULD-A BEEN SOMETHIN' 642 00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:06,330 * NOTHINGMAN 643 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:11,140 * OHH 644 00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:13,910 * OHH, OHH 645 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,910 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 646 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,920 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 647 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,120 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS 45212

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