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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:11,060 PREVIOUSLY ON "CALIFORNICATION"... 2 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:15,270 HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME BILL'S DAUGHTER WAS A WRITER? 3 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:18,140 THIS YOUNG WOMAN'S WRITTEN WHAT COULD BE THE BOOK OF THE YEAR. 4 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,070 IS THAT RIGHT? 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,410 THE GIRL'S GONNA SELL FIVE MILLION COPIES 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,210 BASED ON THE JACKET PHOTO ALONE. 7 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,540 PEOPLE ARE GONNA RECOGNIZE MY WRITING. 8 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,340 NO, SEE, I COVERED MY TRACKS. 9 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:29,080 I ADDED LITTLE BITS OF ME WHEN I RETYPED IT. 10 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,250 YOU HAVE DONE SOME FUCKED-UP SHIT IN YOUR TIME, 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,750 BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO THAT. NOT KNOWINGLY. 12 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:36,850 I'LL TAKE THE BOOK OFF THE COUNTER -- YOU SAY THE WORD. 13 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:38,820 THERE ARE OFFERS? MANY. 14 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:40,560 WELL, THEN I'M FUCKED. 15 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,400 BABY, COME ON -- HEY, WE WERE TAKING A BREAK! 16 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:48,330 ARE YOU TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT MARRYING BILL? 17 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:49,700 YES. 18 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:50,700 WHAT ABOUT HANK? 19 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:52,740 ARE YOU QUESTIONING THINGS? 20 00:00:52,770 --> 00:00:55,370 I QUESTION EVERYTHING -- IT'S VERY HEALTHY. 21 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:58,280 I JUST THINK YOU CAN'T RUN OFF AND MARRY A GUY 22 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:01,150 AFTER MAKING SWEET LOVE TO YOURS TRULY. 23 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:09,750 * IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE AND YOU NEED SOMEONE * 24 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:13,860 * CALL ME UP AND I'LL COME RUNNING * 25 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,890 * RECONSIDER ME 26 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:20,630 * RECONSIDER ME 27 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:22,530 * IF IT'S STILL THE PAST... 28 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:25,800 IF ANYONE KNOWS OF A REASON WHY THIS COUPLE SHOULD NOT WED, 29 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:29,510 SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 30 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:32,740 * RECONSIDER ME 31 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:37,150 * RECONSIDER ME 32 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:41,250 WHAT? 33 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:48,260 UH, WAIT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 34 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:49,690 STOP. ONE MINUTE. TIME OUT. 35 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:52,160 SINCE YOU ARE BRINGING IT UP, 36 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,400 THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS. 37 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:56,930 I JUST WANT TO PUT IT ON THE TABLE. 38 00:01:56,970 --> 00:01:59,700 KAREN, I'VE GOT A CAR -- 39 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,540 THERE'S MORE. 40 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:04,740 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD, AND I'LL PULL IT AROUND FRONT. 41 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:07,480 YOU GET IN, YOU GRAB THE BECCA, OFF WE GO. 42 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:09,650 BILL, I'M SORRY -- YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 43 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,680 DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF A BACK SEAT. 44 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:17,490 WHAT DO YOU SAY, KAREN? IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 45 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,690 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. 46 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,690 * ...RECONSIDER ME 47 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:27,460 AAAAAHH! 48 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,600 SLOW DOWN! 49 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:32,500 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 50 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:47,480 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 51 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,590 ARE YOU OKAY? 52 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,290 OH, SWEETIE. 53 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:58,300 YEAH. JUST A BAD DREAM. 54 00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:00,230 BETTER GET MOVING -- 55 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:02,830 WEDDING'S AT 3:00. 56 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:05,840 I LAID OUT YOUR CLOTHES. 57 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,610 THERE'S COFFEE. 58 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,610 OH, HAPPY DAY. 59 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,560 OKAY, THE FUCKING BUNNY GOES AROUND THE FUCKING LEFT... 60 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,630 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] 61 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:11,440 [ GASPS ] 62 00:04:11,470 --> 00:04:14,600 OH, MY GOD, HONEY. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 63 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,710 DAD? YEAH? 64 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:17,870 IT HAPPENED. 65 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:19,810 WHAT HAPPENED? 66 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,550 IT. 67 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:23,880 IT WHAT? 68 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:24,980 IT! 69 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:25,980 IT? 70 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,480 THE IT! 71 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,550 OH, IT! 72 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,090 SHIT. 73 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,690 OH, I'M SO SORRY, SWEETIE. 74 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,560 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET UP FOR SUCH A MOMENTOUS EVENT 75 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,430 IN THE LIFE OF A YOUNG WOMAN. 76 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:40,530 I SHOULD HAVE HAD SOME KIND OF KIT PREPARED. 77 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,570 ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN? 78 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,100 ARE YOU THERE, DAD? IT'S ME -- BECCA. I'M FINE. 79 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:48,440 I'M NOT GOING TO DIE OR ANYTHING. I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. 80 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:49,940 Shh-shh-shh! 81 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,880 CAN WE KEEP MOVING? YEAH. 82 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,420 AHA! OKAY. 83 00:04:58,450 --> 00:05:00,520 WHOA, WHOA -- OH, DEAR. 84 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,790 WHAT? 85 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:03,020 I KINDA NEED THOSE. 86 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,990 YEAH, I PROBABLY NEED THEM MORE THAN YOU. 87 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,120 UH, WELL, LET ME BUY THEM OFF YOU. 88 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,430 NO. 89 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:10,730 CAN I BUY A COUPLE? 90 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,700 EW, NO! 91 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:13,960 LET ME JUST BUY A COUPLE TAMPONS FROM YOU. 92 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,730 I CAN'T BUY ONE TAMPON? ONE TAMPON. 93 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:17,030 NO, I WON'T SELL YOU ONE TAMPON. 94 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:18,800 DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH? 95 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,540 HERE'S AN IDEA -- WHY DON'T YOU TRY ANOTHER STORE? 96 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,370 THEY MAKE A LOT OF THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW? 97 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,710 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M IN A BIG HURRY. 98 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,640 I NEED THOSE ACTUAL TAMPONS. 99 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:28,850 BYE NOW. 100 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,110 LADY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE NOT VERY NICE. 101 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,850 EXCUSE ME? 102 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,950 IF I WAS IN THE MARKET FOR, SAY... 103 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,950 I DON'T KNOW, ADULT DIAPERS, 104 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:39,390 AND SOME POOR, INCONTINENT SOUL WALKED BY 105 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,920 WHO OBVIOUSLY NEEDED THEM MORE THAN I DID, 106 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,430 I WOULD SURRENDER THOSE DIAPERS. 107 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:44,590 GOOD TO KNOW, ASSHOLE! 108 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:45,700 EVERYTHING OKAY? 109 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:47,100 THIS GUY'S BEING A TOTAL DICK. 110 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,800 HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY TAMPONS. 111 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:52,070 WHY DO YOU WANT TO STEAL A WOMAN'S TAMPONS? 112 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,070 I WASN'T TRYING TO STEAL HER TAMPONS. 113 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,940 I WAS TRYING TO BUY THEM OFF HER. 114 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:58,540 WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO BUY MY WIFE'S TAMPONS FOR? 115 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,550 YOU TWO ARE A CHARMING COUPLE. YOU BEEN TOGETHER LONG? 116 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:03,580 ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED? 117 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:06,980 NORMALLY, I'D SAY, "GO FOR IT -- KICK HIS ASS," 118 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,820 BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE, DAD. 119 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:11,020 SWEETIE, YOU'RE RIGHT. 120 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,560 WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 121 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:14,490 LET'S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND. 122 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,730 HEY, ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR TAMPONS. 123 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,430 THANKS A LOT. 124 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,730 GO, BECCA. BECCA, GO! 125 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,700 GO! GO! 126 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,430 BECCA! Woman: HONEY! 127 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:26,700 BY THE HEINEKEN! YEAH! YOU'RE OPEN! 128 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,140 [ CRASH ] 129 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,540 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 130 00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:33,740 SHE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS THEM? 131 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:36,580 NO, THEY'RE FOR ME. I LIKE TO USE THEM AS EARPLUGS. 132 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,550 FIRST TIME? 133 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,080 FIRST TIME. 134 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,720 WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? 135 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,150 SHE'S GETTING MARRIED TODAY. 136 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:44,790 WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE WEDDING. 137 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:47,820 OH, SHE'S NOT MARRIED TO YOUR FATHER -- WHAT A SURPRISE. 138 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,500 DO YOU NEED SOME HELP, SWEETIE? 139 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,930 THAT'S NOT A TERRIBLE IDEA, HONEY. 140 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,910 I'M SORRY. 141 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:06,880 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 142 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:08,880 WHEN IT COMES TO THE WOMAN I LOVE, 143 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:10,750 I DON'T THINK, I JUST ACT. 144 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,020 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 145 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:13,720 I MESSED YOU ALL UP. 146 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,550 NAH, IT'S COOL. 147 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:16,750 I'M SORRY, MAN. 148 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:18,150 AM I GOOD? YEAH. 149 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:20,660 HOW'S THE HAIR? LOOKS GOOD. 150 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:24,660 Bill: WE'RE A BLENDED FAMILY, AND I WANT THE KIDS ON THAT SIDE... 151 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,260 Mia: HEY, DAD. 152 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,730 HEY. 153 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:31,000 WHERE'S KAREN? 154 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,100 COLD FEET? 155 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:35,870 THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, HONEY, AND VERY SUPPORTIVE. 156 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:37,740 THROW A COUPLE OF DRINKY-POO'S IN HER, 157 00:07:37,770 --> 00:07:40,010 A ROOFIE OR TWO -- SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 158 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,210 HEY! 159 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,750 YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE A VERY SOPHISTICATED SENSE OF HUMOR. 160 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,020 YOU'LL MISS MY DARK, SARDONIC WIT 161 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,220 WHEN I'M CRISS-CROSSING THE NATION ON MY BOOK TOUR. 162 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,620 YES, UM... ABOUT YOUR BOOK. 163 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,090 YOU READ IT? WHAT'D YOU THINK? 164 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,660 WELL, UH, I WANTED TO SAVE THIS 165 00:07:56,690 --> 00:08:00,260 UNTIL AFTER WE GOT BACK FROM THE HONEYMOON, BUT... 166 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,700 I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, LET YOU PUBLISH IT, 167 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:05,070 NOT GIVEN THE CURRENT NATIONAL CLIMATE. 168 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,600 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MIA, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. 169 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,710 WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? 170 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,940 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M FAIRLY SUCCESSFUL AT WHAT I DO, 171 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:16,550 AND SOMETHING CALLED... "FUCKING & PUNCHING" 172 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,780 BY MY 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER 173 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,920 MIGHT BRING ME SOME UNDESIRABLE ATTENTION. 174 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:23,120 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. IT'S MY BOOK. I WROTE IT. 175 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:25,250 I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH IT. 176 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:27,590 I'M IN BUSINESS WITH HALF OF THESE PUBLISHERS. 177 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:29,830 IF I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING GO AWAY, IT GOES AWAY. 178 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:33,960 THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT -- YOUR REPUTATION. 179 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,130 WELL, THE CONTENT IS A LITTLE UNSETTLING, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? 180 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:39,970 THE WHOLE THING READS LIKE SOME TEENAGE GIRL'S FANTASY 181 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,640 ABOUT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOME DEPRAVED ASSHOLE 182 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:44,310 WHO BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE 183 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,610 TO MY LEAST FAVORITE AMERICAN NOVELIST. 184 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,810 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT'S FANTASY? 185 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,180 MIA. 186 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:59,820 [ SIGHS ] 187 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,660 TAKE A HIT. NO! 188 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:04,160 I CAN'T GET HIGH ON MY WEDDING DAY. 189 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,860 YES, YOU CAN. 190 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,130 YES, I DID. 191 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,800 YEAH, AND LOOK HOW THAT ENDED UP. 192 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:13,640 NOW, YOU'RE AWARE THAT ONCE YOU SAY, "I DO," 193 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,140 IT'S GONNA BE YOU... 194 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:16,740 [ SPITS ] 195 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:20,640 ...AND BILL'S BABY ARM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 196 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,080 CAN YOU HANDLE THAT SHIT? THAT'S BIG. 197 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:26,750 A BABY ARM IS VERY BIG, MARCY. THAT'S GONNA HURT. 198 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:29,090 ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS. 199 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,620 HAS BILL REQUESTED THE ASS YET? 200 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,990 NO, AND HE'S NOT GONNA GET IT! 201 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:35,390 NOT EVEN ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT?! 202 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:39,160 YOU DON'T DENY YOUR MAN THE ASS. YOU GIVE IT TO HIM. 203 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,000 BECAUSE ONCE HE KNOWS HE CAN HAVE THAT, 204 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:45,700 HE AIN'T GONNA WANT THAT SHIT ANYMORE -- BELIEVE THAT. 205 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:49,870 YEAH, MAN, THE ASS IS ALWAYS GREENER. 206 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:54,640 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, 207 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,410 I THINK YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING HERE. 208 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,020 YOU ARE SO FUCKING FULL OF SHIT. 209 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,050 YOU HATED HIM. 210 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,790 LAST WEEK, YOU SAID HE MADE YOUR LABIA SHRIVEL. 211 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,050 MY LABIA. 212 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:08,220 SORRY. NO ONE WAS A BIGGER HATER THAN ME, 213 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:10,430 BUT BILL'S A GOOD GUY -- HE IS! 214 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,860 HE'S A MAN OF SUBSTANCE. YES. 215 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,430 HE'S NOT A LOST BOY. NO. 216 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:17,970 'CAUSE BELIEVE ME, ONCE YOU'VE SEEN THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE 217 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,170 HIT IN THE FACE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN'S EJACULATE, 218 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,040 YOUR PERSPECTIVE CHANGES -- 219 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:25,810 IT FUCKS YOU UP. 220 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,710 YOU LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE. THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP. 221 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,020 HEY, MARCE... 222 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:38,050 I SLEPT WITH HANK. 223 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,890 OKAY, EITHER I'M REALLY FUCKING BAKED, 224 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:45,460 OR YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU BONED HANK. 225 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:47,800 HIS DAD HAD JUST DIED, SO... 226 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:50,300 YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT! 227 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:51,230 I KNOW. 228 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:52,900 WAS IT GOOD? 229 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,270 YEAH... 230 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,940 IT WAS SAD. 231 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,910 LIKE "COMING AND CRYING" SAD, 232 00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:01,140 OR LIKE "DIRTY AND SHAMEFUL" SAD? 233 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,750 [ Crying ] I DON'T KNOW. 234 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,380 NO, NO, NO, YOU STUPID BITCH! 235 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:07,320 YOU'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR MAKE-UP! 236 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:09,190 OH, HAPPY THOUGHTS! 237 00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,160 WHAT UP, RUNKLE? 238 00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:20,500 HEY THERE. 239 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:23,170 YOU BETTER PACE YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY. 240 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,330 WHY? I'M FUCKED. 241 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:28,340 MY DAD WON'T LET ME PUBLISH "FUCKING & PUNCHING." 242 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:30,340 "NATIONAL CLIMATE" AND WHATNOT. 243 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:33,280 REALLY? I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 244 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:36,080 "NATIONAL CLIMATE AND WHATNOT," BUT THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 245 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:38,510 YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU AFTER ALL. 246 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:41,450 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? 247 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,390 I KNOW YOU FUCKED AND PUNCHED HIM -- 248 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,890 SET HIM UP, STOLE HIS BOOK. 249 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,460 OH, HO-HO-HO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH? 250 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,430 SPANK ME? 251 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,530 YOU LADIES TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU? 252 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,400 JUST THE STUFF WORTH TALKING ABOUT. 253 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:58,370 HOW LONG IT TAKE HER TO DROP THAT ONE? 254 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,200 TWO SIPS OF A SOY MACCHIATO, 255 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,910 BUT, HEY, 256 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,340 I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD A LITTLE BIT OF KINK IN YOU. 257 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,840 I COULD TELL. 258 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,050 YEAH? YOU LOOKING TO GET A LITTLE OF THAT NOW? 259 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,480 YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE HITTING ON A TEENAGE GIRL? 260 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,220 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR "THANG." 261 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,550 GROSS. 262 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:17,190 AT LEAST IT ALL WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST, RIGHT? 263 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,990 HANK GETS HIS BOOK BACK, 264 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,190 AND YOU GET TO CRAWL BACK TO THE HOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME. 265 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:25,230 [ SCOFFS ] HEY, FUCK THAT, RUNKLE. 266 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:28,130 THIS AIN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER. 267 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,840 [ ROCK MUSIC BLARING ] 268 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,810 YOU, LILLIPUTIAN -- YOU'RE GOING WITH ME. 269 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,150 DON'T SCRATCH IT. 270 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,950 AND YOU -- SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 271 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,120 You had sex with her! 272 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,890 She told you? She told me. 273 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,890 AND YOU GOTTA HIT THAT SHIT AGAIN -- 274 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,590 GIVE HER SOME OF THAT DADDY DICK. 275 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,930 FUCK HER INTO DOING THE RIGHT THING HERE. 276 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,500 [ Laughing ] THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU, 277 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,200 AND YOU'RE STONED. 278 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:06,200 SHHH! DON'T BE HARSH. YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 279 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,300 BEHAVE YOURSELF. 280 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:17,010 WOW... 281 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:19,520 YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE... 282 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:24,090 ...EXCEPT FOR THE MAKEUP, WHICH IS A LITTLE HOOKER-ISH. 283 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,360 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR, I DON'T KNOW. 284 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,560 SHUT UP. 285 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,890 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? WHERE IS SHE? 286 00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:33,130 THERE WAS BAD TRAFFIC ON THE PCH... 287 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,260 YOU'RE SO FULL OF -- 288 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,530 ...AND BECCA GOT HER PERIOD. 289 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,470 WHAT?! SHE DID?! 290 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,070 MAKES PERFECT SENSE 291 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,240 IT WOULD HAPPEN ON MY WATCH, DOESN'T IT? 292 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:46,140 OH, MY GOD. HOW IS SHE? WHAT DID YOU DO? 293 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,140 I HANDLED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SHIT. 294 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:51,280 YOU DID? YOU MEAN YOU SHOWED HER HOW TO... 295 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,650 OH, GOD, NO. 296 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,480 THERE WAS THIS VERY NICE LADY AT THE SUPERMARKET THAT HELPED US OUT. 297 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,450 JESUS CHRIST, HANK! 298 00:13:57,490 --> 00:14:00,360 FUCK! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 299 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:03,030 I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE MARRYING SOME OTHER GUY, 300 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,460 AND YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FLUSH YOUR FUCKING CAREER 301 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:06,460 DOWN THE TOILET, 302 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,030 AND BECCA WASN'T SUPPOSED TO START HER PERIOD 303 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:12,170 AND SOME STRANGE WOMAN SHOW HER HOW TO USE A TAMPON FOR THE FIRST TIME. 304 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,970 ALL THOSE THINGS THAT WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN... 305 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,210 THEY HAPPENED. 306 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,680 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS UP TO YOU. 307 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:23,580 I'M GOING THROUGH WITH IT, HANK. 308 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:25,980 GO THROUGH WITH IT, KAREN. 309 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,050 I CAN'T CANCEL. IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 310 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,520 I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO. 311 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:32,420 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE SOME GRAND, ROMANTIC GESTURE 312 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,260 AND RUIN YOUR WEDDING DAY. 313 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,930 YOU'RE NOT? 314 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,690 YOU PROMISE? 315 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,030 I PROMISE. 316 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,800 GOOD LUCK OUT THERE. 317 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:55,180 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 318 00:14:55,210 --> 00:15:00,120 Woman: AND IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY REASON WHY THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED, 319 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,990 PLEASE SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 320 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,260 Bill. 321 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:11,360 Mia: YOO-HOO! OVER HERE! 322 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,730 MIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 323 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,370 EXCUSE ME, I WAS TOLD TO SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD MY PEACE. 324 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,970 WAS THAT JUST BULLSHIT OR CAN I FILE MY GRIEVANCE? 325 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,010 OH, THIS COULD BE INTERESTING. 326 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,310 UM... 327 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:28,510 YEAH, I JUST DON'T THINK THAT I CAN FULLY ENDORSE THIS UNION. 328 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,150 GET A LOAD OF THE BALLS ON THIS CHICK. 329 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,250 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD CUT THIS PART FROM THE CEREMONY. 330 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,020 IT'S TOTALLY ANTIQUATED. 331 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,290 LET HER SPEAK, OKAY? 332 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,190 MIA? COME ON. 333 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,630 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU TWO DON'T EVEN LOVE EACH OTHER. 334 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,490 YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. 335 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,200 I LOVE YOUR DAD -- OF COURSE I DO. 336 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:50,500 KAREN, ALL DUE RESPECT -- GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. 337 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,340 YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH HANK, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 338 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,640 YOU SHOULD BE. 339 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,640 HE'S OBVIOUSLY THE GUY FOR YOU. 340 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,110 OKAY, I AM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW. 341 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:04,250 DAD, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY -- I DO. 342 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,420 YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT. YOU GOT A BUM DEAL. 343 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:11,420 YOU LOVED SOMEONE WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART -- I KNOW YOU DID -- 344 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,460 AND THEY UP AND DIED ON YOU. 345 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:16,030 THAT SUCKS... 346 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:19,130 BUT YOU GOTTA GET REAL -- YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY HOUSE. 347 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,360 Hank: IT'S GOOD. 348 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,800 FUCK! HOLD ON. 349 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,930 IF YOU MARRY KAREN, 350 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:26,740 YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF HANK. 351 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,670 SIMPLE AS THAT. 352 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,670 LET'S TAKE A LITTLE WALK. YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU? 353 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,710 WE'RE GONNA GET SOME COFFEE, SMOKE SOME CIGARETTES -- 354 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,280 COME HERE. 355 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:39,620 LET IT GO. ALL RIGHT? JUST LET IT GO. 356 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,280 IF I CAN, YOU CAN. 357 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:44,590 YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHUT ME UP? 358 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,660 OF COURSE YOU DO, HANK -- JUST LIKE YOU THOUGHT 359 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,690 YOU COULD FUCK ME AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. 360 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,300 HANK, WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 361 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:55,560 DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM OR SHOULD I? 362 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,140 YOU FUCKED HER, DIDN'T YOU? 363 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,770 [ SPECTATORS GASP ] 364 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,510 OKAY, YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 365 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,080 FOR REAL? 366 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,780 DO IT RIGHT -- TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 367 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:14,580 HANK, WHAT DID YOU DO?! 368 00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:17,790 TELL THEM. 369 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,290 DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT, SLEEP WITH HIM? 370 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,200 OF COURSE NOT. 371 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,240 GIVE A GIRL SOME CREDIT. 372 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:42,150 IT'S JUST A BOOK -- A MADE-UP STORY. 373 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,250 IT'S FUCKING FICTION, PEOPLE! 374 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,350 OKAY. 375 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,890 OKAY. 376 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,130 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANY MOMENT THAT'S COME BEFORE THIS. 377 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,630 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, KAREN. 378 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,300 I LOVE YOU. 379 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,570 DO YOU LOVE ME? DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME? 380 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,840 YES, I DO. 381 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:17,180 [ ALICE COOPER'S "ONLY WOMEN BLEED" PLAYS ] 382 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:42,340 * MAN'S GOT HIS WOMAN TO TAKE HIS SEED * 383 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:47,540 * HE GOT THE POWER SHE GOT THE NEED * 384 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:52,950 * SHE SPENDS HER LIFE THROUGH PLEASING UP HER MAN * 385 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:59,320 * SHE FEEDS HIM DINNER ON ANYTHING SHE CAN * 386 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,330 * SHE CRIES ALONE AT NIGHT TOO OFTEN * 387 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,730 * HE SMOKES AND DRINKS AND DON'T COME HOME AT ALL * 388 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,900 * ONLY WOMEN BLEED 389 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,900 * ONLY WOMEN BLEED 390 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:19,880 * ONLY WOMEN BLEED 391 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:28,820 * MAN MAKES YOUR HAIR GRAY, HE'S YOUR LIFE'S MISTAKE...* 392 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,520 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 393 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,360 NO. 394 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,760 YOU NEED A HUG? 395 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:37,260 OH, NO. 396 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,360 LET ME LOVE YOU. 397 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,360 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? 398 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,800 * HE SLAPS YOU ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOU LIVE AND LOVE IN PAIN * 399 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,000 SO, WHAT NOW? 400 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,640 UH... 401 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,380 I WAS THINKING MAYBE I'LL GET INTO TEACHING. 402 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:55,740 THERE'S AN IDEA. 403 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,450 NOT A PARTICULARLY GOOD ONE, BUT IT'S AN IDEA NONETHELESS. 404 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,880 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 405 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,750 I HATE YOU. 406 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,020 I HATE MYSELF. 407 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:07,620 * ONLY WOMEN BLEED 408 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,390 [ MUSIC CONCLUDES ] 409 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:12,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 410 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:19,300 DANCE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER? 411 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,800 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 412 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,540 LATER, RUNKLE. 413 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:31,980 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 414 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:35,280 REALLY? AND WHY IS THAT? 415 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,420 BECAUSE YOU GOT THROUGH IT... 416 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,490 AND DIDN'T GET INTO A FIGHT WITH ANYONE. 417 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,990 WELL, YOU DIDN'T START IT, AT LEAST. 418 00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:47,500 YOU'RE TRAGICALLY FLAWED, DAD, 419 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,530 BUT YOU'VE GOT A GOOD HEART. 420 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,570 I'LL TAKE THAT. 421 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,670 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 422 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,350 HELLO, SISTER, MIND IF I CUT IN? 423 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:14,920 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD THANK YOU. 424 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,430 FOR WHAT? 425 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,990 SAVING MY ASS. 426 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:20,860 I'D SAY WE'RE ABOUT EVEN RIGHT NOW. 427 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,930 HOW'S THAT? 428 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:26,100 MY DAD DECIDED TO PUBLISH THE BOOK, SO... 429 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:27,900 I THINK HE FEELS A LOT BETTER 430 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,070 KNOWING THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX. 431 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:31,940 BUT WE DID. 432 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,910 YEAH. 433 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:37,580 YEAH, WE DID. 434 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:39,080 ONCE UPON A TIME, 435 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:42,550 I SAW MY FAVORITE WRITER IN A BOOKSTORE AND... 436 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,350 I SEDUCED HIM. 437 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:47,060 SO WHAT -- WOULD IT HAVE BEEN BETTER 438 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:50,890 TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN THE BACK OF SOME RICH KID'S BEAMER? 439 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,360 NOW YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING WITH ME. 440 00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,870 A girl never forgets her first. 441 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,940 HEY... 442 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,710 HOW YOU HOLDING UP, DADDY? 443 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:12,450 OH, HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 444 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,120 WORRY ABOUT THAT POOR SIMPLETON OVER THERE. 445 00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:17,850 YOU CAN CALL ME WHENEVER, YOU KNOW... 446 00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:19,960 TAKE THAT. 447 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,760 COME ON, MARCY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THAT BALD EAGLE BACK. 448 00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:24,130 YOU'VE MADE HIM SUFFER LONG ENOUGH. 449 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,660 HE'S BEEN OUT THERE. TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING FOR HIM. 450 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,730 HE SPANKED THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT, 451 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,030 AND NOW HE'S REALIZED THAT HE'D RATHER BE... 452 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:33,800 SHUCKING YOUR HAIRLESS CLAM. 453 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,170 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 454 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,640 HEY, BE NICE TO MY CLAM. 455 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,480 HEY, YOU, DANCE WITH YOUR FUCKING WIFE ALREADY. 456 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,750 BE NICE TO HER VAGINA. 457 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,000 WELL, I GUESS CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. 458 00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:05,470 YOU DID IT. 459 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,700 LOOKS LIKE I DID. 460 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,810 GOOD FOR YOU. 461 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,740 OKAY, THIS IS STARTING TO GIVE ME DUMB CHILLS. 462 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:14,080 THAT'S RIGHT -- YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW. 463 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:15,080 SHUT UP. 464 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:19,520 MAY I? 465 00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:21,520 DANCE? 466 00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:22,790 YOU? 467 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:33,000 WHY DIDN'T I DANCE WITH YOU MORE OFTEN? 468 00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:35,560 REMEMBER? YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID. 469 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,800 SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 470 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,870 AND ONCE AGAIN, THE JOKE'S ON ME, 471 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,110 BECAUSE I'M THE STUPID ONE. 472 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:51,080 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY I NEVER GAVE YOU A DAY LIKE TODAY. 473 00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:53,950 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SO AFRAID OF. 474 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:55,850 SO NEGATIVE. 475 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,550 BECAUSE I LOOK AROUND 476 00:23:58,590 --> 00:24:01,060 AND I THINK IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING 477 00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:03,130 I'VE EVER SEEN... 478 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,630 ASIDE FROM YOU. 479 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,170 OH, I BELIEVE THAT'S OUR DAUGHTER. 480 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,040 DON'T STARE -- SHE'LL KILL US. 481 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,610 JUST ALL WENT BY SO FAST. 482 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:30,020 FROM THE MOMENT I MET YOU TILL JUST NOW... 483 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:33,190 SEEMS LIKE JUST A SECOND AGO. 484 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,130 EXCUSE ME, HANK. 485 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,170 I WOULDN'T MIND DANCING WITH MY WIFE. 486 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,670 BILL, OF COURSE. BE GOOD TO HER. 487 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:51,570 I HAD A SHOT WITH HER ONCE, BUT I BLEW IT. 488 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:08,190 [ GRUNTING, PANTING IN DISTANCE ] 489 00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:17,100 THAT'S WHAT I CALL "FUCKING RUNKLE." 490 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:19,270 YOU GO, GIRL. 491 00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:40,690 OKAY, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, CLAPTON. 492 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,990 BECCA, MEET ME IN THE CAR IN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES. 493 00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:45,230 AND YOU? NO TONGUE. I'M SERIOUS. 494 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:46,460 THAT'S NOT COOL. 495 00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:50,770 CHECK YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU WRIGIDY-WRIGIDY-WRECK YOURSELF. 496 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,870 [ THE ROLLING STONES' "YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT" PLAYS ] 497 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:57,910 * I SAW HER TODAY AT THE RECEPTION * 498 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:01,980 STAY AWAY FROM MUSICIANS. THEY'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 499 00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:05,280 HE ASKED ME OUT... ON A DATE. 500 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,650 CAPTAIN FANTASTIC. 501 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,750 THANK YOU. 502 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:11,620 CAN I GO? 503 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:15,020 OF COURSE YOU CAN GO. 504 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,020 IMPRESSED? 505 00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:17,630 VERY. 506 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,900 MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, 507 00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:22,330 FOR YOUR OLD MAN TO GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY. 508 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:28,040 MAYBE IT HAPPENS ANYWAY, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 509 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,140 HMM... 510 00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:33,710 YEAH! 511 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,010 PAY UP. 512 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,650 I GAVE MY LAST BILL TO THE VALET. 513 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,650 YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK. 514 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,820 Karen: HANK! WAIT! HANK! 515 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:44,190 HANK! WAIT! 516 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,650 HANK! WAIT! 517 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,190 JUST GO -- DRIVE THE CAR! 518 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,060 YOU SURE? 519 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:50,190 QUICK, BEFORE I CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND! 520 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:51,990 I'M SORRY, BABY. 521 00:26:52,030 --> 00:26:53,860 KAREN! [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 522 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,830 KAREN, WAIT! COME BACK! 523 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:58,370 KAREN! 524 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,340 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 525 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:19,690 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 526 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:25,030 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 527 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:30,130 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 528 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:35,340 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 529 00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:40,880 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 530 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:43,910 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 531 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:46,850 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 532 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,680 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS 37254

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