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Hi!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Megan, if you don't hit the solar plexus,
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you're not going to stop the heart.
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But I punched your disdernum.
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Wouldn't he bleed to death?
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Sure, in about eight or nine minutes.
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If you hit an artery.
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That's sounding like such a sure thing, is it?
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Sorry, daddy.
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That's OK, princess.
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That's good, Shelby.
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Trust no one.
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OK, Rodney, show your sister how it's done.
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Don't tip your moves.
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Remember, warfare is based on deception.
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Atta boy.
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Look at that guy, teaching his kids
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that you can solve problems with violence.
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I blame rap music.
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Laugh if you will, Wanda.
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But I happen to believe it's a father's job
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to guide his child down a more civilized path.
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I swear, sometimes I think the universe
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is playing a cosmic joke sticking me and Carl together.
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Well, I'm off to win the province of Gaskinny back
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from the French.
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Should I keep the boar's head warm?
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Sure.
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It's not like it's going to take 100 years.
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Well, I'm off to moisten the dust a little big horn
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with the blood of our enemies.
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You stay behind and guard the corn.
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Good luck, strikes like thunder.
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You too, prepare us thick sauces.
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Well, there's Normandy, boys.
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Smoke them if you got them.
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Anybody brave enough for mint jelly?
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You know, I'm sure a guy like Carl
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was useful in prehistoric times.
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But the new millennium requires a more evolved man.
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Like you?
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Well, that's not what I was saying,
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but I suppose if you had to name an example.
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What's wrong?
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The disposal's broken.
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Great.
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Now I have to call repairman.
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That's not necessary.
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I appreciate the vote of confidence, honey,
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but plumbing's really not my--
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Carl!
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OK, Rodney, hit the juice.
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It sounds better than before.
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As long as I had the housing popped,
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I went ahead and torqued your rotor blades.
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Thank you.
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FYI, Wanda, you should never put cheese in the disposal
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when you're running hot water.
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That would be me.
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Oh, well, me.
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I was making stuffed mushrooms.
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Hey, you want to see my imitation of a zit popping?
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Rodney?
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No, no, no, let him go.
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This is pretty funny.
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Hey, this is good.
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This is very, very good.
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Come on, son, spew the food.
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It's rude to keep people waiting.
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No way, so is over.
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I guess I'll have to do it myself.
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You got any cottage cheese?
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This gag is really designed around cottage cheese.
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People who can fix things with their hands are so impressive.
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Watching Carl today, I don't know.
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There was something almost thrilling about the way
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he handled those tools.
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I wonder if he could fix our VCR.
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I told you I would fix that.
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I know, honey, but that was two years ago.
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Oh, sorry, I guess I've had a few other little items
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on my to-do list.
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Make a living, raise a daughter.
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Fine, forget it.
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Why don't you marry your precious Carl
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if you love him so much?
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That's what I should have said.
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I can hear you.
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[GRUNTING]
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Ratney, you haven't touched your dinner.
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I'm hungry.
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Well, you need to eat your greens.
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Here, have some salad.
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How can you call jello with mini marshmallows salad?
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And this tastes like a bathroom rug.
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Hey, if your mother can take the time to boil that meat,
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you can take the time to eat it.
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But it's bland.
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So spice it up.
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What's gotten into you?
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You never complained about food before?
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Maybe I never tasted food before.
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Eat.
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No.
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Eat.
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No!
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It's not me, I'm drugs.
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Just eat your cheese, single deer.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, yeah.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I can hear you.
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See if you can hear me after you take a fly and leap.
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That's what I should have said.
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That would have clamped her up.
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Clamped her up good.
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Mr. Mack is talking to himself.
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Daryl does that sometimes.
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So did my grandma.
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I truly believe that really old people can hear voices
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from the other side.
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He's not even 30.
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Wanda, busy?
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Could you ladies come out here, please?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GIGGLING]
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That's right, Zoe.
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Your favorite program is on at night.
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And that can only mean--
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Daryl, you fixed the VCR.
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Yes, I did.
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And I think we can all take away a little lesson
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from this evening.
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[SPLASHING]
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Leave repairs to the professionals?
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Stupid fuse.
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[DOOR CLOSING]
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They're on.
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Off.
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On.
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Off.
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[GRUNTS]
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On.
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Ah.
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Way off.
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[GUNFIRE]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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What could have tripped the main grid?
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What's that?
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It's coming from Carl's house.
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Sounds like a 5,000 kilowatt hybrid diesel
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electric generator.
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God bless that man.
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Here's the triangle, people.
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Food, water, security.
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That's all there is.
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First food.
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As of now, everybody goes on a strictly rationed diet
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of meat-flavored soy product and rehydrated spinach flakes.
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No worse than what we usually eat.
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Don't interrupt your father while he's
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laying at the post-apocalyptic order.
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Second, water.
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There's enough in my underground tanks
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to last us three weeks.
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After that, we dissolve aqua germicidal tablets
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in our urine.
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Thank God we got Carl.
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He's worth 100 of the other kind of man.
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Finally, security.
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Rodney, Megan, Shelby, spread out and patrol the perimeter.
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Don't forget your tasers.
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Where's the bathroom?
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There's two non-electric composting toilets out back,
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sombrero on the gen store, decorative fan on the gals.
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He thinks of everything.
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I hope someone tries to shoot Carl so I can take the bullet.
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Carl, isn't all this survivalist stuff a little excessive?
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We prefer the term independent urban dweller, Daryl.
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And if you call insuring the safety of our wives
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and children excessive, but we're just
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going to have to agree to disagree on that one.
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Hello, Carl.
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Doug.
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Power out on Oak Street too?
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Yep.
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We heard you had food and water.
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You heard right.
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We'd be happy to share it with you.
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Well, that's what option.
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Of course, there'd be more for us if we just took it.
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And I guess there's only one way to settle this.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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A cage match to the death?
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This is crazy.
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Murphy, can't you do something?
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The law went out with the power McPherson.
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Kill him, Carl.
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Two men enter.
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You ready to do this?
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Almost.
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Now I'm ready.
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I thought we agreed no weapons.
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This is about survival, Biderman.
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Hate to get blood on the lawn.
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Throws off the pH.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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I've got to stop this.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Hey!
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What's happened to us?
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Are we no better than a pack of dogs fighting over a carcass?
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We're civilized human beings.
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We belong to the same homeowners association.
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Carol, I assign your petition to put in speed bumps.
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Jim, my wife buys Mary Kay from your wife.
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Steve, that's my barbecue fork you've got pressed
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against Mrs. Thorsten's neck.
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Now please, let's stop this insanity
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and act like the reasonable, good people we are.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter, one man leaves.
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Three men enter.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Eight and a half minutes.
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Our power company is really on the beam.
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Oh, I can still catch the order part of law and order.
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Need any help taking down the death gauge?
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No, I got it.
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Bowling Tuesday?
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Tuesday's good.
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Car was right all along.
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People are animals.
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Life is nothing more than a struggle for survival.
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Daryl, nobody was hurt.
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It's over.
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Everything I was going to teach Zoe to value,
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all the so-called finer things in life, all worthless.
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She'd be better off learning how to throw numchucks.
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You don't throw numchucks.
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I thought the VCR was broken.
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Oh, Carl popped over and fixed it just before he
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oiled up for the death match.
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I'm going for a walk.
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I've got a good mind to give up living.
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And go shopping instead.
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To pick up me up to stone and be pronounced dead.
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That's cilantro.
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Hello?
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[SCREAMING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
278
00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:10,240
Rodney, what are you doing out here?
279
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,160
Trying to be like you.
280
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:12,800
Huh?
281
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,480
Is that stuff mushroom you made?
282
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,760
It was like having a piece of God in my mouth.
283
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,880
You liked it that much?
284
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,200
I've been trying to recreate it all night.
285
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,880
Well, let's have a taste.
286
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,160
Oh.
287
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,280
Hmm.
288
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,880
The Cumans fight in the garlic.
289
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,720
Still, this shows a lot of promise.
290
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,880
Wow.
291
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,120
That means a lot coming from you.
292
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,000
But why are you sneaking a route out here?
293
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,320
That's my dad.
294
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,960
He's the worst father in the world.
295
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,640
He is?
296
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,560
He starts yelling if he even suggests
297
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,960
something could taste better.
298
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,080
That sounds terrible.
299
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,360
You know it.
300
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,840
Well, I got to tell you, Rodney, if I were you,
301
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,040
I would resent him a lot.
302
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,600
Say, you know, if you're Julie and those carrots,
303
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,760
they'll retain more of the sauce.
304
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,760
[MUSIC PLAYING]
305
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,760
[CREAKING]
306
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,400
Darrell?
307
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,040
Hi, honey.
308
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,040
Where have you been?
309
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,440
Oh, you know, out and about, not doing anything really.
310
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,120
You seem awfully happy for someone who didn't do anything.
311
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,280
Do I?
312
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,520
Well, you going back to sleep.
313
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,040
Good night.
314
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,040
[WHISTLING]
315
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,000
[MUSIC - THE RONALD, "MY LIFE"]
316
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000
[MUSIC - THE RONALD, "MY LIFE"]
317
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:42,680
I wanted to heads to baby.
318
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,800
She's fine.
319
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,640
It's Darrell I'm worried about.
320
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,440
I think he might be having an affair.
321
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,520
Oh, Wanda, Darrell wouldn't cheat on you.
322
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,160
Really?
323
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,000
Of course not.
324
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,280
He's the type who's so grateful somebody actually married him
325
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,560
he'd never do anything to blow it.
326
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,080
Hey, what are we talking about?
327
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,800
Wanda thinks Darrell's having an affair.
328
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,960
[LAUGHING]
329
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,360
Why is that so funny?
330
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,800
Well, in the first place, he'd have to seduce somebody.
331
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,920
He seduced me?
332
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,000
Oh, seduced who?
333
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,920
Mrs. Mack thinks Mr. Mack's fooling around.
334
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,520
Darrell?
335
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,760
Not a chance.
336
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,720
[LAUGHING]
337
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,920
For your information, my Darrell is a completely different man
338
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,440
when he takes off his glasses.
339
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,960
I wouldn't be surprised if he'd had affairs with scores of women.
340
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,800
In fact, I'll bet you right now he's
341
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,680
in some crummy motel licking dime store whiskey off
342
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,760
the small of a cheap horseback.
343
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,720
So there.
344
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,880
She sure loves that man.
345
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:42,160
Rodney, you can't stay in there all night.
346
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:42,960
Yes, I can.
347
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,080
You'll miss your dinner.
348
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,080
Big deal.
349
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,880
What is going on with you lately?
350
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,840
Are you gay?
351
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,760
Are you hopped up on goofballs?
352
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,320
I can't understand you if you won't talk to me, son.
353
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,000
I don't feel like talking.
354
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,920
Open this door.
355
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,680
No.
356
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,800
There's a five pound can ham on the table.
357
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,360
What are the rest of us going to eat?
358
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,320
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
359
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,600
That's it.
360
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,520
[LAUGHING]
361
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,120
Shoo.
362
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,480
So what did you bring tonight?
363
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,120
Keepers, Chevrol?
364
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,760
Something even more exciting.
365
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,280
It's time for the King Lois Cajun Cook La La.
366
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,480
Here's your host, King Lois.
367
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,440
[APPLAUSE]
368
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,040
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
369
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,920
Who want to eat like a pig?
370
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,200
I don't come here to watch TV.
371
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,680
I came here to cook.
372
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,160
Patience, little man.
373
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,120
OK, before we send some crawfish to a fiery death,
374
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,120
I want to remind you about the upcoming King Lois
375
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,600
Little Chef's Cook-Off.
376
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,640
The winning on phone gets an autograph copy of King Lois
377
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,840
Black and Like Me, and a set of Calf and Long Saucepan.
378
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,920
[GOOFING]
379
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,920
Ah, nothing eats more evenly than nose.
380
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,120
Do you think I'm good enough?
381
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,320
I know you are.
382
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,360
I sent in a square of your goat cheese empanada,
383
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,400
and they accepted you.
384
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,240
Wow.
385
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,320
I thought the crust on that empanada was a little soggy.
386
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,640
I guess others disagree.
387
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,120
Don't get cocky.
388
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,560
We still got a lot of work to do.
389
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,520
[BELL RINGING]
390
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,920
Hey, this garlic press is my initials on it.
391
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,320
Well, I guess you better just keep it then.
392
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:23,040
Gee, Mr. McPherson, you're the greatest man I've ever known.
393
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,280
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
394
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,360
You know, I was crazy to think Daryl would cheat on me.
395
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,960
He's much too good, and kind, and decent.
396
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,760
In fact, I've been taking him for granted,
397
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,760
rolling my eyes when he makes his little speeches.
398
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,160
So what if he can't fix the BCR?
399
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,440
There's nothing on anymore but cartoons.
400
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,280
[BELL RINGING]
401
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,480
Hello?
402
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,720
Oh, hi.
403
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,520
I was just thinking about you.
404
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,680
Yeah, we made some magic last night, didn't we?
405
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,560
And I'm glad you like the present.
406
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,480
Of course I'll see you tonight.
407
00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,040
I don't worry.
408
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,080
I'll feed the wife some excuse.
409
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,680
OK, bye.
410
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,520
So--
411
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,080
Wanda!
412
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,640
Who is she, Daryl?
413
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,720
Rodney?
414
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
415
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,400
He's got this gift that would have gone completely unnoticed
416
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,760
if I hadn't come along.
417
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,360
I'm like a father to the boy.
418
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,240
But he already has a father.
419
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,320
Well, Carl can't give him what I can.
420
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,120
All that survival of the fittest crap
421
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,000
is crushing his gentle spirit.
422
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,760
Rodney?
423
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,160
Yes, Rodney.
424
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,200
Working with him has restored my faith
425
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,800
that man was put on this earth for a higher purpose.
426
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,400
Rodney?
427
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,560
[MUSIC PLAYING]
428
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,480
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. L--
429
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,920
For me as well, Rodney.
430
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,960
I see you brought your own garlic press.
431
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,600
Can't get anything by you.
432
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,920
See, you do a lot of Creole cooking in New Orleans
433
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,880
has that by you.
434
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,080
I got it.
435
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,160
Rodney, I'd like you to meet your competition.
436
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,320
This is Gunther Beckenbauer.
437
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,480
He's come all the way from Berlin.
438
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,120
East Berlin.
439
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,040
Rodney Birnman.
440
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,280
He's the best man win.
441
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,080
Who thought you'd win?
442
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,840
American catsup and aerosol cheese?
443
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,120
I will bury you.
444
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:18,560
[MUSIC PLAYING]
445
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:24,040
[SIGHS]
446
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,040
Huh?
447
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:31,360
McPherson.
448
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,280
Very well.
449
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,920
Gunther's victory is a hot appetizer competition.
450
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,240
Puts him in the lead.
451
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,680
But Rodney can still catch up if he wins the final event.
452
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,280
Don't go nowhere, huh?
453
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,280
[LAUGHTER]
454
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:49,560
The swill you call bisque was not
455
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,000
much for my harvest squash puree.
456
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,680
Oh, I don't think I can do this.
457
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,560
Sure you can.
458
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,000
Just remember what I taught you.
459
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,880
Hello, Rodney.
460
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,000
You want to talk now or should I
461
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,840
wait until you finish putting on your makeup?
462
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,080
Look, Carl, I can explain.
463
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,800
You've caused enough trouble, Darryl.
464
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,880
Let's go, son.
465
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,440
Yes, sir.
466
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,360
Why so sad, American boy?
467
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,840
Your father is doing you a favor.
468
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,120
What's that supposed to mean?
469
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,300
That the fry chef you call a son
470
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:20,640
has no chance against my superior culinary arsenal.
471
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,760
Come on, Rodney.
472
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,360
Is that what the bittermans do?
473
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,960
Walk away from a fight?
474
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,160
Now, hold on, Darryl.
475
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,080
In World War II, my grandfather was on the front lines.
476
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,680
So was mine, Carl.
477
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,960
10 seconds.
478
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,040
What's it going to be?
479
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,920
Fight on or wave the white flag?
480
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:42,760
Put your puffy hat on, son.
481
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,480
Do you really think I can do it, dad?
482
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,200
If your great-grandfather could do it
483
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,920
on the beaches of Normandy, you can do it on the sound
484
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,840
stages of the Cajun Food Channel.
485
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:56,840
Woo-hoo!
486
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,680
[APPLAUSE]
487
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,240
His time was a final competition.
488
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,400
Our little chefs will each take our bite as a mystery dish,
489
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,080
then go to their kitchens and recreate it.
490
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,240
While they're putting on the blindfolds,
491
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,040
we're going to let you in on the secret.
492
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040
[DING]
493
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,040
[CHEERS]
494
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,040
[LAUGHS]
495
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,040
Ah.
496
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:27,480
OK, two men's they enter.
497
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,040
One man's she-lee.
498
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,040
[CHEERING]
499
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,040
[MUSIC PLAYING]
500
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:41,560
Where'd he learn to do that?
501
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:46,040
[DING]
502
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,320
[GRUNTS]
503
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,360
No, not the lemon juice.
504
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:49,840
Why not?
505
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,560
You never add lemon to a cream sauce.
506
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,240
It's one of the first things I taught him.
507
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,720
[GASPS]
508
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,200
[GRUNTS]
509
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,480
[CHEERING]
510
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,200
It's the time she is up.
511
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,480
Now for their final reckoning.
512
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
513
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:14,520
The winner of "Kingly Wiles Little Chefs Cookall"
514
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,960
feels, Ron N. Biddleman.
515
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
[CHEERING]
516
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960
All right.
517
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Give me those saucepins.
518
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,440
Hey, that's my boy.
519
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,240
Bah.
520
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,240
Sorry, mon enfant.
521
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,200
Too lemony.
522
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,920
But he put in far more lemons than I.
523
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,320
Oh, look at that.
524
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:36,240
I must have forgot to take off the plastic seal.
525
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,040
You deceived me.
526
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:43,800
Someone once taught me all warfare is based on deception.
527
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,760
Now you just run along home and tell your chancellor
528
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,000
not to get any big ideas.
529
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,640
Yes, sir.
530
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,680
To my son, to my student.
531
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,200
To the two greatest men I know.
532
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,360
[GASPS]
533
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,120
Know what kept us going out there, Mac?
534
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,040
The thought of your wives and kids back home?
535
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,600
Nope.
536
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,440
Your mac and rune tartlets.
537
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,720
Eat them if you got them, boys.
538
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,680
[CHEERING]
539
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,160
[MUSIC PLAYING]
540
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,140
[MUSIC PLAYING]
541
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,140
[GASPS]
542
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,140
[LAUGHING]
543
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:20,120
[MUSIC PLAYING]
544
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:33,600
[LAUGHING]
545
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,600
[MUSIC PLAYING]
546
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,080
[LAUGHING]
547
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,080
[LAUGHING]
548
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,080
[MUSIC PLAYING]
549
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,989
(upbeat music)
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