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Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Attention all Hydra defense units.

Proceed to the south platform.

Lethal force is authorized.

I repeat, lethal force is authorized.

Captain America.

Super soldier.

One of the greatest leaders, combatants,
and tacticians who ever lived.

The only thing I hate more than Hydra
soldiers are Hydra robots.

He was once a normal man.

Did we get him?

Where is he?

Fire! A weakling who took the
experimental super soldier serum.

That man became unstoppable.

Coupled with his unbreakable shield.

Trained in dozens of fighting styles.

He is the pinnacle of human potential.

One of the toughest warriors of the
modern age.

An allied hero in World War II, he
battled the forces of Hydra with some

success until he fought his superior
with the fate of the globe hanging in

the balance.

Their battle ended in a draw.

Hey.

When their plane went down in the ice,
they were frozen.

Revived only recently.

Well... His skills are extraordinary.

Difficult to copy, but not impossible.

So says the Taskmaster.

Don't worry, Red Skull. My photographic
reflexes can mimic anyone.

Even him.

Mimicking him and defeating him are two
very different things.

I believe a test is in order.

Well done, Taskmaster.

But Captain America is more than skill.

It is his focus, will, and mind that
make him who he is.

Sounds like somebody's got a little man
crush there, Rat.

The Captain and I are two sides of the
same coin. Do not underestimate

him. Or me.

You see my skill?

You know what I can do.

Emulating Captain America isn't enough
for my final goal.

I need the super soldier himself.

Leave it to me.

That's not all.

Another Avenger possesses something I
require.

Iron Man.

Stark? Tony Stark?

What do you want with that rich fame
ball?

I don't want the man.

I want his weapons.

I've been preparing for Iron Man as
well.

I know all his weaknesses.

I am not convinced you can take on two
Avengers alone.

So I've prepared reinforcements.

Hail Hydra! Hail Briscoe!

Hail Hydra! Hail Briscoe!

Soon you will see what sets me apart
from Captain America.

When I rule this world.

You sure about this, Cap?

I mean, I've got the world's most highly
advanced repulsor-powered armor, and

you've got, no offense, a glorified
trash can lid. Look, I don't want to

hurt you. Did you say trash can lid?

Wait a second.

I didn't say go.

In combat, you can't always be the one
who says go.

That's your problem, Stark. You never
strategize.

Wing it. It's called seeking on your
own.

Or in my case, boot jets.

I adapt to the unexpected by being
unpredictable.

You, on the other hand, are super
predictable.

You used that same move on the wrecking
crew last week.

Pretty sure you haven't seen this one.

Pretty sure I have.

Well, then stop it.

Okay, you got me.

But if I had really cut loose, you'd be
toast by now.

Well, then don't hold back. Your suit's
a great weapon, Stark, but trust me, it

can be a crutch. A crutch?

This time I won't hold back.

And to make it interesting, how about a
little bet? When I win... You have to

wear my armor for a month.

And don't worry, I got one in your
colors.

Well, I don't need a stuffy sardine can,
but okay.

However, when I win, you go to boot camp
training with me.

And I hope you like push-ups, Tony. I
see a lot of them in your future.

I usually hire someone to do push-ups
for me, but you know what?

You're awesome.

All right, Jarvis.

Let's turn old red, white, and blue into
plain old black and blue.

If you say so.

You want to say go this time, Stark?

Very much.

On your mark, get to go!

Nice one.

Block this!

You're making it easy.

So are you.

Oh, really?

Give up?

Captain America has damaged several
quantum dot nanocircuits. Power is down

by 15%. No sweat.

Watch this.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

All armor.

No skill.

Don't need your skills.

For my weapons to do this.

You need to use your most important
weapon, your brain, more often. Hey,

bucko. You're talking to the guy who can
divide quintic polynomials in his head

while trimming his nose hair.

So keep your left up and guard those
pretty nose hairs. You made your point.

So now I'm going to make mine.

And with me.

at a draw.

For now.

Just another little tweak and...
Repulses are at 100%, sir.

How's the repair going on your fancy
suit?

It's just minor adjustments.

I'm ready any time. My armor can go all
day.

The vest shouldn't have to.

That was the whole point, huh?

You didn't want to spar.

You wanted to train me. You're my
friend, Tony.

And I want to keep you alive.

Having repulsor-powered armor is one
thing.

Being an undisciplined wild man in
battle will get you killed.

Believe me, I've seen it before.

I get it.

And thanks, Steve.

But my ability to fly by the seat of my
pants is who I am.

There'd be no Iron Man without it.

Whoa, whoa.

Sir, we're under attack.

Jarks. Little help here.

Intruders, sir. They have infiltrated
our defense grid.

Who are they?

Java system shutting down.

What are they after?

They're headed for my weapons vault.
Let's move.

Right behind you.

Try to keep up.

Okay, here's what we'll do.

Wait!

Hey! Do you have any idea how much I
hate it when people touch my stuff?

How's that for an entry?

I had an idea.

We could have taken them all out in ten
seconds flat.

Did you not see them ransacking my toy
chest?

Behind you.

Got you.

You guys are no problem, chap.

Unless they get a hold of a giant gun.

Wait, wait.

I'm hacking as fast as I can, Dr.

Bump.

Almost got it.

There! We've reached the magnetic field.
We're in.

Help me with the transport cable.

Oh, no.

Not in there.

Stark repulsor cannon, powered by its
very own arc reactor.

You know the prototype?

That's incredibly valuable.

Report. What is your status?

We've got the repulsor cannon.

Where are you, sir? You were supposed to
be helping against Iron Man and Captain

America. Give me that.

Our higher troopers are facing two
Avengers.

We need your help. I gave you the tools
to aid in your escape.

Now return to base.

I don't think I like him.

Wait. Was this part of the plan?

Those Hydra fools don't even realize
they're simply a diversion for a bigger

prize.

So,

how about that bet?

By my count, I took down one more than
you did.

By my count, we're even.

We've got a lot of cleaning up to do.

We'll get him to the brig after we've
accounted for all my weapons, including

the ones in the vault.

Oh, no.

No.

I should have known.

What is it?

Dark repulsor cannon. My latest
invention.

It's gone. That cannon is just as
powerful as my hand repulsors.

Which means?

Hydra's in possession of one of my
deadliest weapons.

I'm going after it.

Let's not be hasty, Tony. We need a
plan.

Don't have time for a plan.

And I don't have flying boots to chase
after you with.

Wake up.

I want answers. Where are you taking
that repulsor cannon?

Where? Forget it, hero.

I'll never talk.

Hail Hydra.

Hail the Red...

Where is this place?

I'm freaking out, man. Iron Man, come
in.

Iron Man!

Combs jammed. Great.

Let's hope there's a way off this tub.

I don't think Stark will mind if I
borrow one of his expensive jets.

That one doesn't belong to Stark.

You've got some of Hawkeye's skill, but
you're not him.

Hawkeye doesn't miss.

If I wanted to hit you, I would have.

I've studied all of the Avengers'
skills, especially yours, Captain.

Taskmaster, I've read your file. I know
all about your talent.

Let's see you imitate this.

Okay, you're a little better than I
expected.

Give it up, Captain.

I possess the technique for the greatest
fighters in the world.

Like I am fish.

My improv got you off guard, Taskmaster?

Not great, now I sound like Stark.

I'll spill the venture.

So predictable.

Yeah.

Nice. Kenpo, Taekwondo, and Jiu-Jitsu.

My turn.

How do you like my judo?

It's him. It's Iron Man. Do something.

Take the controls.

Eat this.

Now this is the part where I escort you
to the ground.

You hide your goon? That's my weapon.

And I'm coming to take it.

Note to self.

Next time I create a weapon that can
penetrate my force field, upgrade my

force field.

Even through my armor. This hurts.

Hydra has big plans for you, hero.

But to me, you're just a paycheck.

Well, it's not gonna be easy money.

Not bad.

Wait a sec, the weight's off.

What did you... I'm

faster than you think, Captain.

Not only do I know your fighting style,
I know exactly when you're going to

throw your shield.

And let you always catch it.

Come on, don't poop out on me now.

At least today can't get any worse.

Cap, you there?

Hydra got away with... Cap!

He's offline.

Jarvis, are you back on or what? Back
online, sir.

Give me a trace on Cap ASAP.

No GPS location, sir. All of Captain
Rogers' comm devices are offline, and

his bio signs are not present on the
ship.

Well, then where is he? Did you check
the hangar? None of your aircraft are

missing. So if Cap didn't leave, that
means he was taken. The question is,

where?

Easy, troops.

Don't want to harm our prize.

He's worth a lot to me.

Take him to the neurotransducer room for
processing.

Keep a guard on him at all times. Yes,
sir. Make that five guards.

Well, today is turning out to be an
excellent day indeed.

Now for my own prize.

Iron Man's stealth suit.

I've studied all of Hydra's manuals on
the Iron Man armor.

With this suit and my skills, I won't
have to work for jerks like the Skull

anymore. Yeah, once I get rid of old Red
and Krusty.

I'll take over Hydra and rule this weak
world. Far be

trapped.

I should have known.

Perimeter breach.

Incoming vessel.

Speak of the devil.

Taskmaster, where is he?

That's right, Red Skull. I did what you
dreamed of all these years.

I give you Captain America.

Impressive, Taskmaster.

You've executed your mission and brought
me all I need to create a new army.

New army?

What? You two skullheads can't take over
the world alone.

Our soldiers will be superior to any
this world has known.

And you are vital to their creation.

I finally synthesized and even improved
upon the super soldier serum that

created you.

Your blood is the last ingredient I
needed.

I could have got his blood, plenty of
it. Bringing him here was a mistake.

You just got lucky, Taskmaster. Luck had
nothing to do with it.

My mimicry power is unmatched.

True. That is why we have utilized your
unique ability in the functioning of our

new device.

What? You made a machine that can copy
people's skills like I do? The

neurotransducer will replicate not only
the Captain's skills,

but in tactics and combat strategies,
and then be programmed into my new army.

Save your strength.

The restraints are solid adamantium.

Even the Hulk could not break them.

I'd take that bet any day.

Captain, in the name of Hydra, I thank
you for your contribution.

here somewhere.

Come on, come on.

Where's that security footage?

Yes!

Taskmaster, what was that creep doing
here?

Damage report, sir. Minimal damage to
the hull. Loss of power 22%. Inventory

report. The prototype repulsor cannon is
missing. And, oh dear.

Oh dear what?

Your Iron Man Mark VI stealth armor
seems to be missing as well.

Seems to be? What else can go wrong?

I'm trying to find something, sir.

Not in the mood, Jarvis.

My apologies, sir.

Hmm. Capture went down easy.

Let's take a closer look.

You've got to be kidding me. He was
faking it the whole time? Of all the

reckless plans.

Perhaps Captain Rogers has adopted
your... Quote, fly by the seat of your

pants methods, sir.

Well, Cap obviously has given me the
heads up to come after him, and that's

what I'm going to do.

The captain's homing beacon was
destroyed.

How will you find him?

Actually, I was going to ask for your
help on that one, Jarvis.

Did Taskmaster leave anything behind?

Scanning now, sir.

I've located something.

A small amount of mud left in the hangar
that is not from you or Captain Rogers.

Run a full spectrum analysis.

Test complete.

The composition is made up of minerals
and rare clay found in the Baltic

Highlands. Well, that narrows it down a
little.

Cross-reference with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s list
of Taskmaster's suspected hideouts.

Right away, sir.

I have one suspected location.

An abandoned military bunker in southern
Estonia.

That's it.

Hold the fort, Jarvis. Very good, sir.

Impressive. A lesser man would have been
obliterated.

Great leader, we did it. We have
successfully recorded Captain America's

fighting skills. They are incredibly
clean and organized.

This man is truly a remarkable specimen.

The captain's skills are ready for your
use.

Excellent. Your service will be greatly
rewarded.

You could have just paid to copy my
skills.

I'm a better fighter than that patriot
any day.

Doubtful. You were a mercenary, sorely
lacking what Captain America

possesses.

Courage, resolve, and dedication to an
ideal.

Quality's perfect for my new army.

So what happens to him now?

Now I employ the second function of this
device.

Not only can it copy brainwaves, it can
write them like data onto a hard

drive.

Initiating hydra indoctrination
sequence.

Your world is about to change, soldier.

Soon you will know nothing but absolute
obedience to Hydra, and you will answer

only to me. I wish you had lived,
Scully, so you could kiss my star

-spangled... No!

No! No!

Hail Hydra! Hail the Red Skull!

Hail Hydra! Hail the Red Scar!

Hail Hydra! Hail the Red Scar!

Resistance is useless.

Great leader, your volunteers have been
prepared for the serum.

And here I wanted to watch Captain
America's will bend like a weed beneath

my boot.

No matter.

Taskmaster, stay here and make sure the
captain's conversion is complete. Do not

turn your back on him for a second.

Whatever you wish.

And his shield.

Very well, great leader.

I would curb that sharp tongue of yours,
Taskmaster, lest it cuts your throat.

Atmospheric re-entry complete.

I recommend initiating deceleration.

Sir, you can slow down any time.

Shouldn't have flown off without Cap.
Captain Rogers clearly allowed himself

to be captured.

It was reckless. That's not how Cap does
things.

He got himself in trouble. I know it.
Sir, we are approaching the target

coordinates at an unsafe speed.

Knock, knock.

Intruder alert.

Hello.

I'm looking for a friend of mine. Tall,
broad-shouldered.

Dressed like a flag?

Just do it, Hal!

You know, you try and be a nice guy.

I'll tell you what, you fellas take your
ten-minute coffee break.

I'll go find my friend.

I don't get Taskmaster.

He's an accomplished bad guy. You could
build a lair anywhere.

Why some dingy Cold War bugger?

Location is everything.

I scan lifeforms five meters ahead.

I don't think that's Cap.

Ready? Ready. Open fire.

Well, you gotta admire their
persistence.

Activate the sonic disruptors. Charge
them now, sir.

Sheesh. Can we just get to the boss
fight already?

Figures Cap would end up in the gym.

I don't think I want to work out on this
thing, though.

We gotta find him, Jarvis.

Cap? You in here?

Nice pool.

Or should I say, hot tub.

This is an extremely concentrated form
of hydrochloric acid.

Lethal. I wasn't planning on taking a
dip.

Start!

Whoa! Hey, Cap, same team here.

Death to all who oppose Hydra. Oh,
great.

Oh,

Cap!

What have they done to you? They showed
me the truth.

The strength that will be our new world
order.

Biometric scans indicate the characters'
brainwaves have been radically altered

to those of a completely different
person. Different person?

Who? The Aten Stark.

Oh, him.

Terrific. Allow me to introduce you to
my latest agent.

Sure. He's wearing less festive colors,
but I think we've met.

No.

This Captain America shares my vision of
the future.

Yeah, speaking of vision, this is
strictly pay-per-view.

So get lost.

For Hydra. For the Red Skull.

Cap, I thought we decided you were going
to be like me.

This ain't me.

Everything always has to be about you,
Stark.

You're selfish and conceited.

Okay. I don't know what the hell did to
you, buddy.

You gotta snap out of it.

Now stop shooting.

Don't make me hurt you.

You make me laugh.

It's real.

Wait, what is that?

Let that off, Stark.

Sir, the armor's been compromised. We've
lost power to the thrusters.

Really, Jarvis? I hadn't noticed.

Remind me to remove saving the obvious
from your programming.

Now, how do we get this stupid thing
off?

Bingo. Now you will learn why Hydra
shall reign supreme.

Gotcha.

Nice

one,

Stark. But you're too late.

How's he doing, Jarvis? His brain waves
are normalizing. My scans indicate.

Captain Rogers is stuck in a REM-like
dream state. Time to wake up, buddy.

Sorry about that, Cap.

You okay?

I just had the worst nightmare a soldier
could have.

Where am I?

Well, you're back where you belong.

Hydra hijacked your brain.

Hydra?

You really had me worried there.

Here, let me give you a hand.

Encryption decoded. Verified.
Verification complete.

I have you now, Iron Man.

I thought I fixed you.

You did. Don't you know a spontaneous
plan when you see one? I guess this

means I have to lose?

Just make it look good.

You are no match for Hydra, fool.

Says you, traitor.

Sir. System reboot has begun.

Great news.

Oh, it hurts.

Skull's programming must be strong for
you to finish your own friend.

By the Red Skull's command, take me to
our great leader.

Yeah, well, he's not going to be the
boss forever.

What do you think about the skull bowing
down?

Old Red and Gruesome would keep you a
slave.

I'll make you a partner.

Join me and we'll turn Hydra into a
twin-headed dragon and rule it all.

To a new Hydra?

To a new Hydra.

So when do we take out the skull?

We leave for Antarctica soon.

Antarctica, eh?

That's all I needed to hear.

Ha!

So you broke Skull's programming.

He brainwashed the wrong guy. You're the
one who wants to beat him.

Wrench covers nothing to me.

Beat him to bits.

You gonna hold your breath forever?

I didn't want to interrupt your terrific
acting.

How about you make it easy on yourself
and give up?

I've studied you both.

I know how you fight. Yeah, but I'm
guessing you don't know how we fight

together. You know, I don't think he
does.

This is gonna be fun.

Really?

You let yourself get captured and turned
into a psycho?

That seemed like a good idea at the
time. Isn't that what you always say?

Oh, I get it. You used my spontaneous
style to sneak in and get brainwashed so

you could find out where the Red Skull
is.

Say, so I win the bet?

No. It was all part of the plan, so I
won the bet.

That should say we're even. By the way,
what's Hydra up to?

You don't want to know.

You sure we shouldn't bring him along?

Just in case?

He's too dangerous.

We'll have S.H.I.E.L.D. come and get
him.

Just in case.

Don't go anywhere now, copycat.

So, you're not gonna change?

This outfit tricked Taskmaster.

Might work on the skull, too.

Stop stealing my crazy idea stick.

Sir, I've got something.

The missing Mach 6's beacon is nearby,
but weak, as if it was shielded.

What are you doing?

Scanning for the suit of armor that
Taskmaster stole from me.

Wow, he really played you. Were you
planning on telling me? What?

I mean, I meant to let him steal it, so
we could trace him. Right.

All right, fine. Let's just go bust some
skulls.

I think a name changes in order.

I kind of like the Iron Master.

Catchy.

So, not a word about my flying?

Your flying is the least of my worries.

What, you don't like my plan?

Just a little.

To me?

Come on, it's well thought out, and it's
the last thing Red Skull would expect.

I figured the wild man in you would love
it.

This is the quietest you've ever been.

What are you up to back there?

I'm not saying.

Just in case Skull still has some
control over your brain.

I really think I'd turn on you.

Probably not, but I like surprises, so
I'm working on a backup plan just in

case yours doesn't work.

Wow. Strategy from Iron Man?

What can I say? You're rubbing off on
me. Maybe I'll learn a...

Merit badge.

Got an incoming transmission.

Better get out of sight. Right.

Approaching vessel.

Identify. This is Taskmaster's ship,
Vessel 6769.

Captain Hydra requesting permission to
land.

6769, maintain your course.

Captain.

What have you to say?

Hail Hydra.

Ah, good.

Where is the Taskmaster?

He tried to convince me to betray you,
sir.

He failed.

You turning on me was inevitable, but I
did not expect it so soon.

I took the liberty of destroying the
traitor.

You will make a worthy replacement.

Perhaps even my second in command.

Nice.

Hydra has a great benefit package, man.

Medical, dental, free mind control. And
you're already wearing one of their

snaggy matching outfits.

Hey, how about you work on that backup
plan?

Hydra Troopers, mobile lines to 031.

All flight crews report position
briefing.

I don't like this. They're prepping for
a large-scale attack.

Well, then it's a good thing we showed
up for the party.

I can pretend to be a bad guy. What are
you going to do? I've got something up

my sleeve.

They pretty much invented stealth tech,
so... That's surprising, considering how

much you like to be seen.

Captain America cracking jokes.

I like it.

Now you just have to work on being
funny.

Sir, we're to escort you to the great
leader. Carry on.

Actually, you got two.

I knew you couldn't stay out of sight
long.

No, no, it's just you being a Hydra
goon, it's creeping me out. Yeah, I'm

gonna need a long shower when we're done
with this mission.

Of course there's a giant Hydra rocket
down here. Why can't these guys just rob

jewelry stores?

That doesn't look any better.

What is it, anyway?

It's Red Skull's new army.

Compliments of my blood.

The world needs more Captain America
mutations,

freaks and weirdos. Seriously, Hydra.

Notice how I didn't just run out there
at this time?

Yes, and I was surprised.

You were supposed to say impressed.

So what are they doing down here?

I don't know.

That looks familiar.

Isn't that one of yours?

They're mass-producing my repulsor
cannon.

I'm going to sue them.

Right after I beat them in the next
Sunday.

That's not the only thing they've ripped
off.

Is that a copy of your shield?

It's huge.

Alright, so what's our big strategy?

We destroy everything.

Now you're talking.

This design is ingenious. These weapons
will make Hydra unstoppable.

You know, the wattage settings on these
arc capacitors are all wrong.

Sound the alarm!

No, don't.

Stark, what the heck are you doing?

What? I'm blowing stuff up.

Sorry, slowpoke.

You know what happens when you pirate my
tech?

This.

You know,

I'm kind of liking this whole strategy
thing.

Time for phase two.

Let's take a peek at what's behind that.

Disappointed your programming failed,
Captain. You made an excellent Hydra

agent.

Sorry, there's no future in it.

Or in you, Skull.

You will beg me to spare you when I
control the world.

Is that so, Red Skull?

Well, look who put some iron in their
diet.

Gotta admit, the new paint job is cool.

Excellent task, Master.

Now that you've acquired Stark's
ultimate weapon, you will put it to my

use. I doubt taking orders from you,
Skull.

The Iron Master is taking control of
Hydra.

Fool. You work for me.

I love it when the bad guys bicker.
Makes our job easier.

Consider this a hostile takeover.

What?

Can't be.

I'm unable to attack you.

Why? Because you are my slave.

You thought taking Iron Man's stealth
armor was your idea?

No. I programmed you to steal it. The
memory was erased.

But you also spent time in my
neurotransducer and were conditioned to

think as I do.

Your recent ambition to take over Hydra,
it came from me.

You are no more than a hired gun.

Then you will obey my every command.

Hey, Skull!

You're kind of a control freak, you know
that?

For your first directive, destroy Iron
Man and Captain America.

No more playing army, Skull. You have
yet to see my army.

Should I say our army?

So do we do this your way or my way? Not
sure it's gonna matter.

Crush them!

Only chance to keep moving. Clear a
path. I'll cover you.

Come

on.

I'm okay.

Let's run for it.

What are you gawking at, idiot?

Finish them!

Gotta get past them.

I could use some boot jets.

Bad enough these things are strong, but
they can fight too.

Worse than that, they fight smart.

You don't recognize their style besides

being armed with your cannon?

My Ubermen have been enhanced with my
super soldier serum and programmed with

the captain's superior combat skills.

All of his years of training are going
to pay off for Hydra.

Come on, Tony. I think it's time to go.

Clear us the path out of here.

No.

In a way, it will be Captain America's
army that will sweep across the globe,

led by my unquestioningly loyal field
commander.

Are you coming with that plan?

Plan? Oh, it's incoming now. And it's
more like a bomb.

Bomb?

A gamma bomb.

Somebody call for backup.

Late for the party, big guy.

No, you're just in time.

Hulk?

Play them as long as you can.

I will initiate the final phase.

By your command.

I'm going after Red Skull.

I got a score to settle, too.

What am I supposed to do?

You're doing it.

Hoping to say that.

You bought Cap, now me?

There's not an original bone in your
body.

There's no such thing as an original
idea.

Now let's go with the class.

Jarvis, initiate the remote.

Shut down his armor.

Taskmaster has installed a Hydra
encryption device to prevent such

action. It will take minutes to
overrise.

We don't have minutes.

Hydra cap reporting for duty.

You can't win, Skull.

Oh, I've learned how to beat you,
Captain.

Don't play by the rules.

And yet you keep losing.

Not this time.

And through my defeats, I've learned
something else from you.

Always have a final plan.

is filled with the super soldier serum I
used on my troops, complete with your

blood sample.

Millions will soon be transformed into
ultra-powered soldiers under my control.

The planet will be reshaped into the
image of Hydra.

Taskmaster, show me what you got.

Over here.

I know all your tricks, Stark.

You're looking at the new Iron Man.

Jarvis, get me into that suit.

Your decryption hacks are working, but
very slowly, sir. Keep trying.

In the meantime, maybe I can hack tasks.

That won't stop me.

Wasn't meant to.

I freed you from the skull's
programming.

You don't have to serve him anymore.

Appreciate it, Sark.

Hey, you owe me.

I'll show you what I owe you.

Jarvis, it's now or never.

Sir, I was able to access and deactivate
his armor's energy shields.

That's all I need. Charge up the hull.

Let's give him a shock.

Taught you a lesson. Your fist?

No match for my bringer.

So much for the iron copycat.

Jarvis, pinpoint Capcom.

Hydra is making Hulk mad.

Decided it better you are not with
Hydra, Captain.

Your compassion is a weakness.

Tell it to my shield.

The great Captain America is missed.

It was bound to happen.

Without your precious shield, you're
finished.

I guess you're right.

Twenty-eight, twenty-seven, twenty-six.
You've lost your mind.

My rocket will spread Hydra's destiny
all over your beloved homeland.

If your rocket makes it that far.

I guess I didn't miss after all.

Once in a while, you've got to do what
you said. Not play by the rules.

Five, four, three, two, one.

here now

All according to my plan.

After you.

See if you can reach him.

Big Green, do you copy?

Hulk's comm is unresponsive, sir.

Also, the arc reactor suffered critical
damage in the escape and will be

shutting down now.

Are you kidding me?

Uh,

Stark?

What's happening?

Experiencing some technical
difficulties.

So this isn't part of the ride?

Apparently it is today.

You gonna do something about this?

Jarvis, reroute power from the emergency
reserve.

As I informed you earlier, sir, the
reserve was damaged in your battle with

Captain America.

Don't tell me that! Options!

I need options!

Dreadfully sorry, sir. There are none.
So are you fixing this?

As luck would have it!

Not this time!

Stark, this is gonna hurt!

Yeah, well, you're the one who's always
supposed to be prepared.

Pull a parachute out of your shield or
something.

Stark!

So that's what that feels like.

Yeah. That's too young.

So much for Hydra's big scheme.

See? Not all plans work out, Cap.

Mine did.

You'll fail, Skull. You'll need to get
your Captain America doomed. It was

your treachery that doomed us.

And for that, you will be eliminated.

Oh, Stark.

You're a piece of...

I do like the colors.

And the boot jets, of course.

Ready? Avengers, attack!

I'm going in.

Roger that, Captain. I'm on your way.

I don't see how.

You're so big, green, and ugly.

Wow, you really can't hit me.

Come on, Stark.

Iron Patriot incoming.

What's this about, anyway?

I bet Cap, if he fought a little more
like me, spontaneous and unpredictable,

he'd do better. And I bet Tony, if he
was a little more tactical and strategic

in mind, like me, he'd do better.

Oh, no.

Cap, those are heat sinkers.

They've locked onto me.

All right, Tony, I'll just wing it like
you do.

I got this.

Just need some room to maneuver.

You're running out of room to maneuver.

Then it's time for some strategy.

They're closing in.

I see.

There's one on your six.

We both won.

You're both good at what you do. Why
don't you just stick to that?

Yeah, you know, he's right.

You're pretty good at all that plotty,
planty stuff.

And you're fairly decent at shooting
from the head.

We never talked about what I'm good at.

Smack me.

Now, let's go eat.

I could go for some raw menu macrobiotic
organic.

I have no idea what you just said.

I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

Hulk sees me, and Hulk wants pie.

Yeah, okay, I could go for pie.

Pie it is.