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♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Come on, the one and only ♪

Woman: I've never seen anything like it.

♪♪

Got my pool-store blond hair on.

Welcome to the pool store.

Splash!

[ Gargling ]

♪♪

Hey, how are you? Good. How are you?

Good.

So, I grabbed this about a week ago.

We've kind of had it running for about a week,

and it's just not working. Okay.

And I have the receipt and whatnot.

Okay.

I don't know if it's defective, or if we can just swap it out.

Sure.

Yeah.

Oh, so, you had it in the pool, and...

Right, for a week, and it just was not working.

It's not dispensing the... No.

Okay. Alright. Yeah, that should be fine.

Sometimes these things get jammed.

Do you want, like, an even exchange, or...

Yeah, that would be great. Okay.

You don't want to look at another brand or something?

No.

It's just a little -- Oop!

Oh, yeah. You know what?

Some of the stuff from the pool

probably got a little hung up in there.

Oh.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, that -- that -- You know what?

This one has a weird chamber in it.

Okay.

So it's like it -- it gets -- Stuff gets caught in there.

We've had that happen with these.

Stuff gets caught. That's good to know.

Yeah.

So, it's like...

A little bit more in there.

Yeah, and then...

Oh.

Here's the problem.

Okay.

Here it is.

Okay. Yeah.

What?!

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

This -- They -- They get in there.

A baby hippopotamus.

Wait, what?

Yeah, it's been raining a lot. Uh-huh.

So, probably, the -- That sound of the rainwater on your --

on your pool surface, it attracts them.

That's insane.

Yeah.

Let me get some paper towels here.

I need to -- I'm sorry.

I'm gonna take a picture of this.

This is crazy.

Yeah.

Little -- Let me get his little -- little curlidoos.

There he goes.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, they -- they started migrating from Lake Michigan.

So, they really have nowhere to go.

So, hippopotamus have been a big problem in mo--

a lot of the pools and hot tubs, so...

That's crazy. ...you're not the only one.

You never heard of that happening before?

No.

But it's good that you caught it now.

Uh, yeah.

Because you probably should get some hippo-repellant tablets.

Okay.

Yeah.

Just to put in the pool.

I didn't know, like -- When I hear "hippo,"

I think huge hippopotamus.

Well, they start small.

Like, look here. I'll show you.

Yes.

I thought -- I didn't even know those were, like,

in this country.

Yeah, so, that, like -- That's a hippo.

See, if you -- if you don't catch it, it'll --

It can grow to full size.

Yeah. And then there's the -- the hippo-repellant tablets...

Yeah.

...that are good.

You can put those in the filter,

and that'll just keep them -- keep them away.

And they'll mosey on to the neighbor's pool, you know?

Yeah.

Alright, well, let me see if I have another

chlorine dispenser, and... That would be awesome.

...I can give you some -- I can give you a couple

hippo-repellant tablets on the house if you want.

Sure.

That would be great, man. Thank you.

Yeah, just hang with him for a second.

Yeah.

Alright, I'll be right back.

There's more baby hippos.

Someone got another baby hippo in their --

It was in the chlorine filter this time.

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[ Clicking tongue ]

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How you doing?

♪♪

How you doing, man? Awesome, man.

Got the summer vibe going. Yeah, man.

I'm trying to keep the summer going.

Exactly. I'm trying this new pool-less kickboard.

There's this, like, safety regulation on it.

If you pull...

Yeah, put your --

Put your left hand on the trigger of that remote.

Yeah, there you go.

These are gonna be all the new rage.

It's from the makers of the -- the hoverboard.

Oh, yeah! [ Beep, device whirs ]

Oh. Okay, yeah. Oh, that gets it going.

And then release it.

[ Beep ] Good. Okay.

That's good.

Now, I think it'll activate its --

the internal mechanisms once the safety strap is on.

Oh, wow.

It's a -- a pool-less kickboard.

Nice.

Soon as I can get that to work here.

So, can you do that again?

Go ahead and pull the trigger down.

Okay.

And then roll the -- Roll the wheel forward.

Okay.

[ Beep, device whirs ] And then -- Oh!

Oh, yeah, it's got more power now that my sleeve's in there.

-Wow. -Okay, that's pretty good.

Yeah.

That's neat.

Ready?

Once the safety strap's on the wrist...

Oh, yeah, and you got to kind of try and hold it down.

There's a knack to see if you can jump up on it.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Wow. This is amazing.

Wow. You know, you...

Wow.

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What?

[ Beep ]

Oh! Whoa.

Okay, stop it, stop it, stop it.

Whoa.

You alright?

Yeah. That's serious stuff, man.

That's so crazy.

That's so great. It has its own kind of, like --

It feels like it has its own, almost, like...

So, it goes -- goes above the water like that?

It's -- Yes!

It's so that you can basically, you know,

snorkel without getting wet.

Wow!

They make them for kids.

They're great for kids.

Wow.

Pretty wild, right, that mechanism?

Man, technology is crazy. Yeah.

It's just this little thing here.

It's a -- a reverse-magnetic disc.

Okay.

That I guess it's pushing off of the -- the ground.

What a great -- great invention that is.

That's crazy.

Yeah. Yeah.

And, you know, the kids are gonna love them.

[ Beep, device whirs ] They're -- Oh!

Sorry.

Yeah.

Make sure that power switch is off.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Sorry about that.

No, it's -- Wow!

Yeah.

Pretty intense.

Let me go get that...

Alright, cool.

...order for you.

♪♪

That is crazy.

I'm here picking up a liner repair kit.

Oh, the liner repair kit, yeah.

Jackie, can you bring up the liner repair kit to the front?

How you doing today?

I'm good.

How are you?

Doing good. We have our big sale today.

And I was setting up for it... Oh, okay.

...using the new -- What are they calling it?

The Air Cloud.

You know, that new pump that you use that it's, like,

a wireless pump... No, I've never heard of that.

...to blow things up. Oh, it's super-cool.

Little machine right here.

And you -- you use your inflatables

without having to, like... Uh-huh.

...hand-pump, and you don't have

to blow them up, you know, with your mouth.

You just use these little receiver stickers.

Oh, that's really cool. Really weird.

Here, I'll show you how they work.

You peel off...

You know how you get, like, light-headed, like,

if you're trying to blow up tons of inflatables?

Uh-huh. Yeah.

So, it's small, too.

So instead of having to plug it in or use a pump,

it's battery-operated.

And you stick the little Wi-Fi receiver

just right next to the... Mm-hmm.

...where the -- the nozzle would be.

And then you hold it near it,

and then you just press the button.

[ Button clicks, air hisses ]

See that? It blows it up.

Isn't it great?

That's crazy.

Yeah, and you don't have to put your mouth on the nozzle

or anything.

Let me see -- How does it do that, though?

What? Where's the air coming from?

Well, the air comes from here. Uh-huh.

But it's like, you know,

cellular frequencies travel through the air.

Uh-huh.

That -- I've never seen anything like that.

Oh, no. Yeah.

It's new technology. That's crazy.

That'll save me a lot of hassle this summer,

blowing up floaties.

Totally. Exactly.

I did the whole -- all the sale balloons

with this little guy right here.

[ Air hisses ] Ooh! Oh.

[ Balloons popping ]

I'm sorry. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry. I had that set -- set too high.

That was my bad. Sorry about that.

Let me -- Let me go check on your order, okay?

I'll be right back.

Guys, the power's too high on the Air Cloud.

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Alright. Get that.

And let me get you --

We're having a big summer sale, big blowout.

Free pool noodles with every purchase.

Oh, wow.

So...

Alright, cool.

Have you used these before in the pool?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

They're really fun.

Have you seen this brand, though?

The Swimmin' Snacks?

Mnh-mnh.

No.

Okay, here. Wait.

Let me just make sure this one didn't pop yet.

You can see clear through there, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, good. Yeah.

So, what you do is, after you swim around

for a while, like, let the kids play with it for a little bit,

then what you do is, you grab the center,

and you just sort of bend it,

almost like a -- an upturned smile like that.

Mm-hmm.

And then you release.

[ Blows ]

Ew! What?!

Is that pasta?!

Yeah, pasta noodles.

What?!

They're Swimmin' Snacks. What?!

I -- Who thinks of this?

Uh, Swimmin' Snacks, the company.

So --

And then you're supposed to eat those?

Yeah. You eat them, like --

You don't have to release them until you're ready,

which is what's cool.

Okay.

So you can play with it as long as you want.

It's not gonna get all, like, pool-watery or anything?

Well, no, 'cause it's, like, inside an inner --

the chambers, like -- See how --

There's, like, something else inside there?

Yeah, see how you can see it's still just --

Yeah. It's see-through completely.

Yeah.

But that's 'cause there's, like, inner Styrofoam in there.

Oh!

So it -- So it's protected behind that,

so you never really have to worry about that.

Weird.

You know?

Then if you go into the outer chamber here

and pull up there, then it releases

[Blows]

meatballs.

This is so weird.

Yeah.

That, and after the meatballs, you go -- After here...

Oh, God, is there sauce in there?

You go to the ends.

Yeah.

You might want to back up a little bit

'cause this part -- this is the part that gets

a little bit...

[ Blows ]

Ew! Ew!

Yeah.

I hate it!

Oh, you do?

I mean, I'm sure kids will like it.

They're great. But I'm super-grossed-out.

Do you want a taste, though?

No, thanks.

No?

Okay.

I'm good.

Thank you.

Alright, great.

Let me get you a, uh -- Well, I'm gonna give you --

This one's used now. That is crazy.

So I'll give you a fresh one.

This one's fra diavlo.

This one has -- This one's pesto.

And this one's carbonara.

So...

Okay.

Do you know which one you'd want?

We'll go with the purple. Purple? Alright.

Yeah.

That's carbonara.

Good choice.

That is crazy.

There you go.

Thanks.

Alright, I'll be back in one second.

I have a coupon for this. Okay.

So I can take a little bit off of that.

Alright.

♪♪

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Okay.

I think we're ready, right? It smells like a pet shop.

Got some people who are gonna come help me work.

Little do they know, there will be magic!

Ow!

Ow!

Antonia. Michael.

Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I love that you wore your animal print...

Yeah. ...to work at the pet shop.

So, yeah, I'm gonna show you what we're looking at today.

A couple of new items came in for inventory.

We're gonna test some new brands.

Okay.

So, one of the things that we were testing --

got a whole bunch of different kinds --

are hamster pellets.

Okay.

And, you know, there's a lot of different types

of soil boosters...

Mm-hmm.

...and different nutrient packs

that go into the animal's substrate.

Okay.

And this is one of my favorite brands.

So I'm gonna show you how this one works,

and then we'll test some of the other ones.

So, what these get used for --

First, you want to use a tank or a tray that's --

That won't absorb water.

Okay.

So plastic is perfect.

Okay.

So that nothing --

You know, no moisture will get into that.

Sure.

And I will load it up with some substrate here.

Okay.

Or wood chips, you know?

Okay.

And I'll even that out nice.

Want to even that out a little bit?

Sure.

Yeah, that's great.

Good job.

Okay.

Okay.

So, this is my favorite brand. Okay.

So, again, this is the one we're gonna try

and see how the other brands compare to it.

And we get this from China.

We actually re-label them.

They're not produced in the U.S.

Okay!

And this is what they look like.

So, they're just, like, a little, fuzzy pellet.

Okay?

Okay.

It's a hamster pellet.

And it gets buried into the substrate.

Okay. Mm-hmm.

Alright.

Okay, and once it's buried in there, what I do

is, I take a little bit of water,

and I find that five drops right over the area works best.

I think I just did a little more than five, but that's okay.

Oh, okay.

But that'll absorb into the hamster pellet,

and you just sort of give it a little shake,

and it will -- It'll actually sprout.

Okay?

Okay.

See? And it'll sprout a hamster.

What?!

Alright?

So, these work very quickly.

Wow!

Yeah.

You know, that way, they can ship them overseas

without having to worry about customs and things like that.

So, that's my favorite one 'cause it's so fast-acting.

Wow!

Yeah.

Have you not seen those before?

No.

Oh, yeah.

Most --

I grew up on a farm with, like, 150 animals.

My stepmom was a veterinarian. Oh, yeah.

So, did you -- Any of the animals you guys

had on your farm, were they pellet-raised?

No.

Oh, okay.

So just all natural birth?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Well, a lot of -- a lot of people really like

the pellet-raised animals... Uh-huh.

...'cause they can be a little bit more controlled genetically.

Okay.

Yeah, so, here, I'm gonna put -- I'll put him in here.

He's cute. Yeah, he's really cute.

Let me -- Let me get another little tablet out.

I'll show you.

Okay.

Gonna get ready to do it. A little guy.

And I'll bury it kind of in this little spot right here.

Alright, so, again, five drops of the water.

And, again, what I really like about them

is how fast-acting they are.

So...

Yes.

...we'll just do a little more water.

One, two, three, four.

Alright, and give it a little shake.

And it's very quick.

You see that?

Uh-huh.

Hold on a minute. There it is.

Wow. Very quick.

Very quick.

Wow!

Yeah. Yeah.

So, we're gonna --

I'm gonna get some extra ones, okay?

Okay.

So just hang tight.

Watch these guys for a second. Sure.

I'll go -- I'll go get the other brands.

Just make sure those don't dry out.

Okay.

Alright.

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Okay, so, we get these new products

in from different vendors. Uh-huh.

We kind of just take a look at them and play with them

and see the quality...

Yeah.

...and then see if, you know,

we want to, like -- Showcase that.

Yeah, showcase them. Exactly.

So, this is from a new company. It's called Cockatube.

I gotcha. It looks like Cockatube.

Maybe if you could -- There's a little --

Yeah.

Will you pop the plastic off?

And they sent a bunch of those.

That's cool. Yeah.

I think it's, like, a play...

Yeah.

...play toy kind of a thing.

I've been begging my boyfriend for us to get a bird.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Oh, cute.

Yeah.

What kind of bird? I don't know.

Any kind of parrot that talks.

Yeah.

Oh, like, a talking -- But that's -- that's the thing.

He's like, you know, "I don't need a bird talking back

the exact same way how I talk."

Oh, that's so funny. Yeah, so, this must be --

I've seen those things that we pull out...

Mm-hmm.

...you know, where a cat can run through it.

Yep, yep. Makes, like, a little home.

So it looks kind of like... That's what I'm thinking.

Yeah, there's a handle on the bottom here, too.

Yeah.

So, it -- You pull...

Yep.

...like that, okay?

The one that the cat goes through...

Mm-hmm.

...is usually bigger.

True.

So I don't know how much fun he would actually have inside here.

Yeah. But it would have a -- Oh!

Oh, it's -- Oh, there's a bird in it!

I'm sorry. I totally didn't even know that was...

That's crazy!

Oh!

So, it's a shipping tube.

That is insane.

That was so tiny.

Yeah. Oh, I see.

Okay. How you doing, buddy?

Yeah.

Oh, so, they're in here.

You know...

Yeah, I know -- I had... That's nuts!

That's so cool, though!

Yeah.

Well, I had heard it's actually --

It's tough on birds when you're traveling with them.

Yeah.

Like, him -- He would be coming from South America.

So, inside of a cage, that can be sort of traumatic...

Wow. ...with it rattling around.

So they compress -- You know, they --

That is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Yeah.

That's so cool.

Yeah, they ship a lot of animals that way now...

That's crazy. ...in compression chambers.

Wow, that surprised me.

Yeah, it surprised me, too.

I thought -- I honestly thought you knew.

Oh, no, no, no.

Yeah, I had no idea he was gonna be in there.

No worries.

Wow.

Okay, let me...

Put this somewhere. I'm gonna --

Yeah, I'm gonna put him over here.

Okay.

Here you go.

Will you stay there?

Okay. Here you go, bud.

Okay.

Oh, that is so cool!

Yeah.

Okay. Okay, just hang here and watch him.

Yeah. Will do. And I'll be right back.

Okay, let me get a cage or something.

That is so cool!

Hi, buddy.

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Yeah, I can -- Can they breathe in there?

Hmm?

They can breathe in there and all that?

Oh, uh, that's a good question.

Yeah, I mean, obviously, yeah. Yeah.

That's probably why there was a little split in the plastic.

Yeah, makes sense.

Yeah.

So, they -- I guess they just kind of --

That is insane!

Yeah.

Like, it's so tiny.

Yeah, they -- they pack them in there

using the Carbonaro Effect. Huh.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Have you heard of that before? Yeah, I think I have.

I've watched a bunch of videos on stuff, so...

Right. Yeah.

Yeah.

And "The Carbonaro Effect" is the, um...

the hidden-camera magic TV show.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-"Carbonaro Effect," right. -Okay, gotcha.

Yeah, you're on that show right now, actually.

Are you for real?

Yeah.

No way.

What if I told you I'm a magician?

No way! Do you think they really...

No way!

...trap birds inside of little tubes like this?

Or maybe I'm a magician?

Oh, my God! That is so cool!

That's so crazy.

I probably look like a giant idiot.

No! It's cool! It looked good, right?

That was crazy!

♪♪

Super-excited because, this season,

they finally got me a decent dressing room.

Okay?

Moving day at the castle.

Let's do this. I need some more boxes.

The castle was a church. Macio: Mm-hmm.

Some dude just bought it.

Oh, man. Yeah, lucky him, right?

[ Laughing ] Dang.

Yeah, they wanted to keep some of this stuff

at the Chicago History Museum. Correct.

But we're gonna take

some of this garden statuary stuff, as well.

They're probably gonna want the pillar.

Will you measure that?

Here. How big that is.

'Cause I might have to get a bigger crate

or something for that if it's a --

The museum would know better than me

if it's a-an important piece.

I'm quite sure it would be.

Okay, you want me to hold the top?

Alright.

Like...

Yeah, it's, like, actually...

almost 7 and 2.

7 and 2 feet.

7 --

Seven-point -- yeah -- two feet.

7 feet, 2 inches.

Yeah.

Alright, yeah, that'll fit in there.

We got a dragon.

Oh, I didn't even see that thing.

A dragon.

What, is it --

Like, it's, like, chained to this post?

Yeah, they got the dragon chained down there

next to the pole. Will it move?

Yeah, this'll move. Yeah.

I'm trying to move it. Is that heavy?

Oh, it's, like, chained -- You want to break the...

It's chained down here. Can it come out of the ground?

And then we'll -- I think -- Yeah.

Oh, there we go.

Got the little guy chained up.

Maybe it's the castle's pet. Who knows?

Mm.

Here, how heavy is that?

Can you get that?

Here, you want to grab the tail?

We'll just lift him up. Oh, yeah.

He's heavy.

Yeah.

About, like, what would you say -- 50 pounds?

Yeah.

Put him up here.

Oh, what a nice piece, though. Look at that.

Yeah, that is a real nice piece.

Yeah.

I was looking at him when I seen him down there.

Really nice. Still in good shape, too.

Really good shape, yeah.

Alright, yeah.

Let me get -- He'll fit inside here, right?

Want to try and get him up in there?

Great.

Solid.

And we want to just pack some of this stuff around him?

Correct.

Yeah, we'll just, like, kind of pack it up.

Just cover it so it...stays.

Secure.

Alright, and then maybe I'll move the dragon over.

And if you'll put that chain, like, next to the dragon

along the side

so he doesn't, like --

Careful of the wing.

Good. Yeah, that'll do it.

Alright.

And then the birdbath is the other thing

we're gonna bring up here.

We can carry that together, right?

Yeah.

Here, come on.

Come on. This -- Ooh!

Oh, it's separate. That's the top.

Yeah, you want to hold it?

Get hold.

And now -- Oh, it separated already.

Okay, hold on.

Is this gonna fit in a box that size, probably?

Oh. Hey, look.

That size -- It's gonna be smaller?

What's that?

Fire just came out that dragon mouth.

What?

Fire just popped out that dragon mouth.

[ Laughs ] No, I'm dead serious.

Some fire just popped straight out of that box.

Out of that -- Like, the fire out the dragon's mouth.

I'm, like -- I'm not joking. I'm dead serious.

Like, just scared the hell out of me.

Look.

What?

You see the side of the box?

You saw fire?

Yes, a big-ass fireball.

Dude, the thing isn't even in here.

Hey.

Bro.

Dude.

I don't even want to be here now.

What is going on?

That just scared the hell out of me.

Did you -- Okay. We both just lifted

that dragon up...

Yeah.

...and put it in there.

Yes.

That just...

And you -- Okay.

When -- So, you saw fire burning through this hole?

I seen a big fireball.

Man, that's some -- That was just freaky as hell.

That just...

I thought you were messing around.

You're like, "I saw fire from the dragon's mouth."

No, that's why I'm like -- You looked at me like --

And I'm looking at you like, "Hell, no."

I just seen a big-ass, like, a fireball.

It went, "Whoof!"

Oh, my God. I-I -- 'Cause --

And the big fireball came right here

and just, "Boom!"

Like, spont--

Like some mythical [bleep] bro.

Like, some unbelievable [bleep] bro.

Like, I didn't...

Oh, my [bleep] God, bro.

Look, bro. Look.

Just look.

"Look," what?

Look! Look at the top!

Oh, my God. Michael: What the...

Oh, my God. Geez.

How did it get up...

We just -- Look, and it burnt out --

And it just knocked the whole cup off of --

But how would --

Are you sure there was not a dragon on top already?

I'm positive! Don't you remember?

We just moved it!

I -- No, I know there -- Yeah, but what...

Yes, don't you remember?

We was -- I moved it from out there,

and we moved it on the top of there.

So, are you s-saying it's...

There wasn't nothing on the top of there.

The dragon was right there.

The dragon was right there.

So it flew to the top of the pole?

I didn't see nothing but fire.

It -- It was, like, a fire portal.

Like, it -- it didn't -- The dra-- It -- It "boom!"

It "boom!" Like a -- a portal.

Like a...

Oh, my.

Like, some-- something like you would see in a movie.

If you was to try to take something that was cursed...

Right.

...and you moved it and took it, and -- and it went back,

like, that means that goes together.

That's got to be some...

Magic, like...

Some type of magic.

Yeah.

Some type of...

Like some kind of Carbonaro Effect.

Something, like, witchcraft or something.

Hidden camera. That's -- That --

That thing is possessed or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Have you heard of the Carbonaro Effect?

Yes, I heard of it before. Right.

I-I'm familiar with a lot of strange things.

Yeah.

And I done seen a lot of strange things in my life.

But this is by far... Yeah, and the Carb--

By far. I mean, that's what will happen

with the Carbonaro Effect.

And they said the castle was enchanted, kind of thing.

Enchanted, yeah.

It's also --

Yeah, so it's like sorcerers. You know, it's also --

Mm-hmm, like sorcery.

Yes.

But it's also the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show...

Oh.

...that, Macio, you are on right now.

I'm on a TV show?

You're on a TV show.

[ Laughs ]

Macio, what are you feeling?

Oh, my God, you just had me so...

Dude!

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, man, you got me good with that, man.

Oh, my God.