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The cabin movie.

Okay.

Alright, you can stop filming me now.

Okay? We have to get ready.

We're done.

Games are ready.

Come on. Talk about us.

What about us?

What's your name?

Maria. And my name?

Your name's Ken.

And how long have we been together?

Seven years.

Or eight, depending on where you come from. Seven.

Okay. Seven years.

That's seven years. Okay, I got it.

I got it. Seven years.

Now, can you tell the meaning of this trick?

Looking tense out there today, folks. Don't let it affect your weekend. Just

relax and enjoy the ride. Out on first. Stress, anxiety, and panic are part of

your daily life. Yes,

you are.

What better time to come down to the Giggle Factory Dinner Theater for an

evening of light entertainment.

Our talented cast of zany semi-perf...

I've been sitting here for half an hour. Fucking asshole. Hi.

That fucking Gary comes at me at 4.30, a whack of papers, a contract.

Right. Well, how can it ever be your fault, right?

What?

Let's just get out of here, okay?

beautiful, pretty, natural wilderness.

Do you like mountain driving?

Yes, I do.

What about mountain fucking?

Do you like that?

Is that anything like city fucking?

It is, but the air is thinner. It does look into the blood.

And I'm all over it.

Look at that.

Supernatural British Columbia.

Supernatural hot chick.

Hey, listen, I just wrote a song. It's sort of an insane Backstreet Boys

adolescent sexuality thing. Can you film it?

No, I don't want to.

I know, I gotta get ready too. Can you film?

You ready?

Oh yeah, oh yeah, pretty baby.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, pretty darling. Girl, I get so excited.

Girl, you know I can't hide it. It's easy for you. Your organs are on the

inside. And I've got a bonely. A bonely? And he's feeling lonely.

He's searching for you.

And scrumptious piece of hair pie.

Oh, oh, oh.

Come and get a piece of my bone. He's so alone and he's already grown.

Come and get a piece of my bone.

I'm not sure what happens after that.

Promise me you'll never sing that again.

What do you mean?

Yeah.

I'm a talented man.

And you were partially responsible for that because you are my mute.

Ew.

So we're going home first. I need to shower.

We can't.

Well, I need to change.

Yeah, well, you can change up there. We don't have time.

What was I supposed to tell her?

Sorry, I can't. I'm going up to the woods with my wife. If you're not going

to relax, there's really no point in doing it.

Are you nervous?

Anticipatory anxiety.

We don't have to do it. What? We can call it.

You don't want to.

What makes you think I don't want to do it?

Sounds like you don't.

Listen, I've told you.

I'm committed.

I just want to make sure.

I think you're nervous.

A bit.

I guess. I don't know.

I'm nervous. I'm excited.

Did you release yet?

What do you mean?

Have you... Why would I do that?

Well, you can't go into it all blocked up.

You'll explode in two minutes.

I can go longer than two minutes.

Oh, yeah.

What, you don't think I can?

Oh, that hurts my feelings that you think that I...

I'm trying to get ready here.

That's not sexy.

Sorry. Man, I...

Best rival.

Guys, this is Jenny.

Jenny. Maria.

Hi. And that's Ken there with the camera.

Hi.

Nice.

So, anyway.

Oh, look at this place.

Hey.

What's the deal?

What?

I'm going to get this chick.

Come home and get some shit out of the car.

Don't worry about it, man.

I'm totally into this kind of shit.

Okay. Sure, that's good for her. What about us?

It's your idea, man.

The idea was for people that we're comfortable with, not someone we've

never even met.

Don't worry about it, man.

If everybody has a few drinks and a few tokes, we'll be fine.

God, this is gorgeous.

You come up here?

At least once a year if we get a chance.

Can I get you a drink?

Oh, water would be great if you have one.

So you and Ken, you're married?

No, we're not married. We're just, you know.

What?

Not married.

What happened to Diana? You were practically married.

No, you're practically married.

What happened?

And, you know, she's just into that whole fighting all the time thing.

She's always begging for attention.

And you stick with it because the makeup sex is hot, but you burn out on that

shit. I can't believe you.

Look, man, the bottom line is that I'm better off and we're better off and this

little project of yours is better off.

I came up here to have fun.

Diana wasn't going to do that.

No.

Jenny.

She's gay.

Met her at this party last weekend?

We met her last weekend.

I haven't been to work all week.

She'd be happy I'm willing to share.

She's willing to share.

You know?

Fucking tiger.

So, whose idea was it to come up here?

Oh, I don't know. Ours?

It was a collective decision.

Everyone looking for some kind of adventure, is that the thing?

Something that people talk about and don't actually, you know, do. So we

thought... What?

Tell me.

Or if it's none of my business, tell me that.

Do you want the deep answer where our lives lack all direction and we're not

getting any younger? Or do you want the horny answer?

Both.

Bye.

Look at these women.

I feel like I should just take my dick out and play a little wag the cog.

So we're doing this.

It's just friends, and it's fine.

That's all we have to do. We just have to do it.

Why?

Because we're boring people with boring lives, and we don't want to be those

people anymore, right?

Oh, good Lord, you're a man. You are supposed to want this.

Oh, God.

When did you die?

Here, let me take that.

Sorry we're late.

It's okay.

I should tell you something.

Go on and take a seat. Keep your shoes on. It's fine.

Where have you been all week?

I'm in Lima.

Oh, our lovely videographer.

Hey, Diana.

Oh, that's not Diana, man.

Ginny, this is Mark.

Mark, Ginny.

I just wanted to tell you so you wouldn't be freaked out.

Who is she?

We don't even know. Someone we met at a party.

I'm actually happy we met at a party.

I guess.

I thought you were going to my party.

So, I mean, are you okay?

Are you good with this? Are you cool with this girl and everything?

I'm good.

I'm just going to take it.

I can get it, right?

You know, a guy can't make a decision. He keeps us all hanging until the last

possible moment.

I'll probably lose my job and see me where I am.

Why are you going to lose your job?

Because I called in sick all week.

They can fire me, though. I don't care. Cut me out of my misery.

Listen, I don't know if I can do this.

What?

This, if you can.

Bound to be a bit awkward at first, but we're going to take it easy.

Good. Good.

How you doing?

Good luck.

Good? Fine.

I mean, you just got out of the car.

So I look like shit?

No. I mean, they're going to want to lick you all over.

Okay, there's a thought.

Hey, I don't know about your husband, but Ken's interested.

Ken's interested in what?

In you. In, you know.

Yeah, we talked about it. We're up here.

That just seems a little, you know, for your husband.

He's not my husband.

Well, you know what I mean.

Just weird.

We're just going to take it easy. And whatever happens, happens.

And there's not going to be any pressure.

Who are you interested in?

Any of them, I guess. I mean, that's what we're up here for.

Even Mark?

I don't know. I guess.

He's really not that good.

I'll just tell you that.

How is he with his tongue?

Not really.

His fingers?

Listen.

Just like anything else, man.

Take in your surroundings.

Bad things happen.

Forget about work.

Forget about your comforts of home.

safety of your existence.

Have fun.

I, uh... Come on, man.

You tell me you don't want a piece of that.

Who is she?

She's a friend.

She came up here to have fun like everybody else.

Is it okay to do that?

Just relax.

How you doing?

Good.

Really?

Sure.

Good.

Good.

Do you realize that your face completely lit up when she walked in the room?

Who? Take me, little fuck puppet.

Fuck puppet? That's not Matthew.

Don't you think she's cute?

You want to fuck her?

I want to fuck everybody. You know that.

And I happen to know that you want to fuck pretty much everyone as well.

Every couple needs a common interest.

Listen, as far as I'm concerned, you are Queen Bee, and all men shall kiss your

feet, your tits, and your vagina.

Oh, sorry.

No, it's fine. It's fine. Oh, I just thought I could help with something.

But you're busy.

No, we're just about ready, actually. Did you want to call everyone in?

Oh, okay.

Come on, we're ready to go.

Come on, take it, bitch.

It's time, let's go.

Everyone have a drink, relax, help yourself to some treat.

That's terrific. It's a family recipe.

You gonna be able to do this? What about you?

Are you gonna try?

Yeah, I'll try. Fine.

Just relax.

It's gonna be okay. Here.

What? Okay, okay.

Everyone sit down.

We're going to get to know your neighbor.

Now, every piece of paper in these glasses has a person's name on it.

That's the girl. This is the guy.

And what you do is reach into the glass, pull it in name.

The person whose name you pull reaches into that bucket, and it tells you what

you have to do.

Rub shoulders.

And that's it?

Well, we're just warming up. It gets better.

Here we go.

Fondo private.

Nice. So, who wants to go first?

I'm ready for a little private fondling.

Diana.

Sorry. We did them before we came up. We didn't... I guess I'm Diana.

Who cares?

No, you take one from here.

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Don't we phone the private?

No, you have to pick a new card.

Least it up to chance.

Remove shirt.

Hang on.

Action.

We should be able to go again.

Well, you'll get another turn. We'll keep doing this for a while.

Mark.

What?

It's your turn.

Um, if I could just have a little... I'm feeling a little... I'm not really ready

to go right now.

Okay. Kath, you go.

Mark.

Well?

Reach into the bucket. Yeah, I just said I'm not really ready right now.

Not even with me?

I'm just nervous.

I don't, uh... Okay, I get to, uh, pick another one.

Ken.

Okay.

French kiss.

Are you ready?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. We gotta see the tongue, dude.

It's my turn.

Jason?

Boom!

I don't actually have any privates. I only have public.

How about you?

Upstairs or down?

Upstairs.

Okay.

That's good.

You can keep going.

Oh, time.

Damn.

Catherine again.

Okay.

Oh, uh... What do you care?

Um... Press, ask, crack.

That's nice.

What do we do?

Uh... You gotta take the path down, dude.

Okay, we'll do... Wait, just a second.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Is that good?

Yeah, that's fine.

Feel good?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, time.

Well, it's my turn.

Well, I may as well just put this one back.

Why is that?

I got a party, booba.

Are you ready to join the party, or are you just going to sit there like a dirty

old man?

I'll do it.

I'll try it. You're going to do it with her, but you wouldn't do it with me?

Well, this is warm-up, and we're warming up. I wasn't ready before, and I'm warm

enough. So, are you going to pull one?

Okay, I can't do that.

You have to take the card you take. I can't do that one.

Okay, I can do that one.

Nibble here.

It's practically nothing, but all right.

You and me.

Um, you do me.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm a little too close.

Okay, whatever.

You lose.

Let's move on.

Jake.

This is awkward.

Shh, I'm filming.

I thought this was still icebreakers.

Dude, we're about to go here. What's the problem?

Well, I just think it would be better if we had a story or a role to play or

something. Like what? The three-legged lumberjack with a cup full of gold?

I'm missing the point here.

What do you mean?

Well, I thought we were coming up to make a movie, but really I thought we

were coming up to fuck, am I wrong?

Okay, well, that's the problem, because as much as I would love to just...

I think it can be difficult. Does anyone else think that? Am I the only one?

Don't you want to?

Well, no, I would love to.

What? Well, that's what you said. You were the one who convinced me. That's

complete bullshit.

She shakes her tits at you and you completely change it. I didn't mean to

say anything.

You know what I need?

I need a man, you know?

Someone... Whoa, let's back it up a step.

I say we get right into it, Bob.

Deepen the whole bit.

Exactly. Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're the cameraman.

Anybody wants to be the cameraman, that's fine with me. I'll get dirty.

Well, you're going to show us how to do it?

You kids need a little instruction. I'll do it.

Who's up for it?

You're not with me?

Okay, rule.

New rule.

You can't do it with the person that you came up here with.

At least not on camera.

Fine by me.

You want to make that the rule?

Yeah, it'll make sense.

Otherwise, we all wasted a lot of time and gas, right?

I mean, otherwise, what's the point?

Fine. Move and second it. I reach into the bucket. Whoever's name I pull, we go

at. So you're saying it's either her or me?

Let's just take this a little slower.

I'll volunteer if it'll make it easier.

Okay, great. Let's go. Hang on. I think we have to take it slow, go one at a

time, lift a chance so people's feelings don't get hurt.

I think that's right, and I think that's fair.

So we'll leave it up to the bucket.

Hand it over.

Catherine. Damn.

Denied.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you, little pervert.

Fuck you. Yeah, Paul.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Okay,

Kath, you and I are gone.

Where? Okay, wait, she's not gonna, you guys aren't gonna, uh, you can't. We

don't have to go right at it. We can work up to it.

We can be sexy.

What do you want me to do?

Uh, we can, you know, whatever feels right. You play with me, I'll play with

you. See what happens. You are not doing this.

No, just, please, I'm trying to talk to my, okay?

Look, you, you can't do this. We, we have to talk. There's some things we

gotta get out in the open. I'll do it.

No, what?

What? You can do it when you want to do it, when she rubs up against you, but I

can't? That wasn't... No, I need a man.

No, look, you can't say that to me. We have to talk.

What, are we going to talk about your feelings?

No, there's a time and there's a place for this.

And this is not the time or the place. Oh, okay, what?

You're going to make out with guys in front of me? You're going to go fuck

someone and now's not the time to talk about how I feel about that? Well, if

you don't want to participate... Get it!

Don't! Look, I am feeling really uneasy right now. Hold on.

Okay, go.

Who is that thing?

You want to talk? Speak.

Well, I just wanted to say that, look, I'm feeling, I just, I feel a little

uneasy and I'm feeling a little threatened.

And I just feel like I don't know what's going on and I'm uncomfortable. And if

somebody could just help me or... And that's what I

wanted to say.

And if anyone else would like to talk or say anything...

Duly noted and recorded.

Let's go.

Do you want to grab the camera?

No, I do not want to take the camera.

I thought you might want to participate.

Participate? Participate in what?

Mark, take the fucking camera, or I'll fuck him and then jump. I am not taking

the camera. I'll take it.

So, what do we want to do here?

You want a back rub, maybe? Would you ease into it a little bit? Yeah.

Sure.

Yes, maybe.

Hey, Catherine.

Do you want... What?

Do you want a frontal massage?

No.

Why?

Because you're going to have to roll over.

Oh, okay.

I'm kind of shy looking for it.

We just want to be able to see him.

Hold that.

Hey, hey!

There's action in here, Mark.

What does that mean, action?

It means quiet on the set and all that shit. We're rolling.

All right, I want to talk.

Now. It's not a joke. Mark, I don't want to talk. I'm getting ready to go here.

Be cool, man.

That's what this is all about, all right?

Oh, that's what this is all about? Being cool? I thought this was about fucking.

Cool people fuck.

Oh, really? I didn't know that. I thought that's what animals did.

Mark, listen to me. Are you listening?

I'm standing here. What?

I'm going to get fucked this weekend, and I'm going to get fucked more than

once.

Don't do this.

I want Ken to lick my teeth. I want Ken to roll me around. I want Ken to do

things to me that you haven't done, and you can stay or you can go.

But this is why we came, and I'm going to do it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What am I supposed to do? Just stand here and watch you fuck

him? We talked about this before I came.

Come here, Ken.

Okay, this is bullshit. Give me the camera.

Fuck off. Get your own. I want the camera. Mark. No!

You're not going to stand around and tape my wife getting fucked. Now give me

that fucking camera. Okay, that's it. Get out.

You are not welcome on this fucking set. What the fuck do you mean I'm not

allowed to fucking on this?

Ow!

Just cool out, all right? My fucking wife, Jason.

Your wife?

Huh? What?

Could you occupy him?

You're married?

I... Yeah, I'm married. We're married!

How long's that been going on?

It's a matter.

Just asking.

Just to my wife, you know. She's up there. She tells me she wants to get

fucked!

Do you fuck?

What? Excuse me?

Do you fuck?

What are you asking me?

I'm asking you, do you... I fuck.

I mean, I can fuck.

You know, I have fucked.

Do you like it?

Yeah.

You know, it's fine.

I don't complain when it happens.

So why do you get so upset about it then?

I don't get upset.

No, I'm just upset now.

Because Jason says maybe that's what you all want to be free of.

What?

All these notions about what's right and what's wrong, who you can fuck and who

you can't.

That's all it is.

It's just sex.

Why don't you come sit here?

Where?

Here, beside me.

You want me to come sit with you?

Sit and talk to me.

Whatever you want to talk about.

Your feelings.

You want me to talk about my feelings?

How's that?

Just fucking whip it up.

Rub it on her back. I'm not really ready for that.

I'm fine with a bit.

Is it good?

Nothing good. I'm fine with it.

Maria? Sure, yeah.

Need some more lotion.

Here.

How's that?

Feels good.

Good to feel better, isn't it?

Yeah.

Is that all anyone's trying to do?

What?

Feel good.

Have a good time.

What do you think?

I think... I think you're very attractive.

I think you'd be cute, too, if you could just relax.

It's fine, I'm fine.

If that's something you want, there's no reason for you not to say it.

I'd like... What?

What I'd like.

I want.

I'd love a touch of breath.

Sorry, I said that. I can't believe.

Are you going to be good?

What? Will you be good?

Yeah.

I'm going to be good.

I mean, can I?

I'll just be a second. I've got it all on me.

What's this?

What? This.

A little cozy.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

No, keep them.

Do me a favor.

You're a fucking hypocrite, Mark.

I don't think I want to hear from you right now. Yeah, well, you're in there

getting all covered in, like, what is that? It's massage oil. I was getting a

massage. Yeah, well, then don't tell me that I can't sit down here and then be

close with someone.

Are you saying anything?

I'm sorry if I, um... I don't want to be in the middle of... No, look, I'm being

good. You said if I was good, I could, and I'm being good. Look, I'm sitting

here, and I'm being good, and I'm being quiet.

Hey, why doesn't somebody film up?

Whatever.

Hey!

Hey, Mark. No, I'm being good, okay? I just have some things I want to say.

I'll be good.

Mark, just relax.

No, I need to tell them because they don't understand.

They don't think I can do anything.

Catherine!

Turn the camera on me. I want to say something. Get out.

We don't want to hear it, Mark.

Listen to me.

Mark!

Give me the camera, Mark!

I'm going to film you and us.

What? Mark, what are you doing?

We need the camera. What kind of people are you? Don't throw that at us. Just

give it to me. No!

Keeping it for me and Ginny. We're going to do this. Hey, I'm just trying to be

nice. You are nice.

You are so nice.

Then do me a favor and give me my camera.

Why doesn't anyone listen to me? Because you're a fucking ass.

Now give us the camera. No, I'm not a fucking ass because I have feelings.

That makes me a person.

Give me the fucking camera, Mark. I want to speak to Catherine. I want to show

her. Catherine!

I can do this.

Mark, I'm getting fucking ready to go up here. Give them the camera.

You see this girl? She's paying me kind attention.

I don't care.

No. She listened to me. She stroked my hair. And she put me at ease. And I

wanted you to know that. And I want you to know that. I might just have sex with

her. I don't think so.

Wait a second.

What do you think she's going to do when she realizes you don't have any balls,

Mark? I mean, well, you may as well know that.

Since you're going to fuck him and all.

You may as well know.

The man is a eunuch.

I mean, he hasn't touched me in a calendar year.

Don't! Don't tell them! I'm going to smash this thing! I'm going to smash the

fuck off! Just put it down, Mark.

Smash it then.

Don't tell me. Do it!

Well, maybe I will.

And maybe then I just might have sex with Ginny. You're not going to have sex

with anyone unless you put the camera down. That's a new rule. No, I want you

to watch me. What do you think of that?

Why don't you film us?

Okay, Ginny, are we going to do this? Because I think she's going to come back

in here, and I think it would just be best if we were just doing it.

You said you were going to be good.

I am. I am.

This is not good. You're being a baby.

Please don't call me a baby.

Don't act like one.

Catherine! Mark.

No! We are here to make a movie. I am making a movie. Ginny, are we going to

do this? She's not going to do anything with you. Because it's such bullshit!

We are going to fuck.

Whether or not you give us the camera or not.

We are going to fuck right here. Mark, relax.

Give up the camera. No!

I want you to pay attention to me. I want you to acknowledge that I have good

things in me.

Fuck, bitch.

What are you... Look, just give up the camera. We're not going to do anything.

Just give it and go for a walk. Relax.

What, you want me to leave so you can fuck my wife? How fucked is that?

What are you doing?

I told you.

He's going to put a fucking coffee meat right here on this fucking table if you

don't give us the fucking camera. Why are you doing this to me?

I'm not doing anything to you, Mark.

That's the point.

I'm going to do something to Domino.

Come here, Kim.

Are you ready to fuck me right here?

Come on. Okay.

Let's just stop because everything's going crazy. We need to take some time.

What do they say?

Come here and get in my pussy.

Come on, I'm ready. Let's go.

I don't think it's going to be easy for me right now.

What?

I just, I don't think I can.

Come on, just eat it or something. Come on, do something.

I can't. Are you joking?

one man in this little fucking world.

I'll do it. No, I'm a man!

Look at me!

Come on, Jenny.

Just you and me. We'll do this.

Come on, please.

Stop you right in your fucking trap. Please, Jenny,

please! Give me that fucking... Give me that fucking... Fuck my wife! Fuck!

Open the door!

Open

the fucking

door!

Fucking ass.

You want cake?

Fucking let me in for fuck's sake.

Take a fucking walk.

You broke the fucking camera.

Fucking open it or fucking break it in, Jenny.

Forget it, Mark.

I'll do it.

Don't even joke.

Let me in then.

No.

fucking problem!

Are you busy?

Uh, who is it?

It's Jenny.

Can I come in?

Um...

I

didn't come in too well.

You know, I didn't mean to.

It's ridiculous and stupid.

You don't need paper.

Oh, thanks.

No, I'm... I don't have a thing.

You can tell me about it if you want.

You know, I don't really feel like talking about this right now. Thanks.

a lot of problems.

You know, I don't want to talk about that.

I didn't want to talk about anything either.

You wanted to come and have been interested in me almost a year. We

haven't done it.

Do you want to hear that?

I think we're fixed.

I don't want to talk about that. No, I don't want to talk about that.

Okay.

No, to me, I'll make a point.

Come to my cabin and try.

Right? I mean, it's a joke.

But I could think seriously, you know.

This isn't me. I wouldn't do this.

Come here and do this. I wouldn't do this.

Why would I do this?

You frustrated me, right?

I'm fucking really frustrated. This is my life.

I just thought it was a way to get back to you.

Even though it was a joke.

I wouldn't kill a kid if it means nothing to you.

But it feels so great to me.

About freedom and regeneration and, you know, whatever fucked up thing you want

to call it.

If I can't get it from my husband, I'm going to get it from somebody else.

Is that wrong?

No. No.

You deserve it.

You deserve what you want.

God.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I don't care.

You need to cool down.

Look, I'm cool, okay? I'm fucking freezing. Look at me. Go for a run.

I said go for a run. Yeah, because you're not going back in there until you

relax. I'm relaxed.

No, you're not.

You're wound up like a fucking monkey. Look, I was just trying to play along.

How is that wrong?

You practically attacked her.

She was coming on to me. What are you talking about? She said no, and you

grabbed her.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

And you broke the fucking camera. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You could have

broke it just as easily as anyone.

Right? I'm not the one who grabbed it out of my hands. That was you guys.

Look, this is stupid. I'm going in.

Next time we advertise in the Swingers magazine.

Next time?

I don't know.

So what's the question?

The fuck were we thinking?

Who knows?

I'll tell you what, though.

I feel like we're lucky.

Lucky?

You and me.

Why's that?

Because we have what we have.

What's that?

I mean, it's obviously something other couples don't have.

Openness.

Sex.

Mark and Catherine, anyway, something they don't have.

No, you don't.

What?

I don't know.

I find you very attractive.

What?

Does that make you uncomfortable?

What did you say?

That I find you attractive.

Does it make you uncomfortable for me to say that to you?

Yeah.

I don't...

Have you ever felt there were things you wouldn't allow yourself to enjoy because

you thought they were bad things?

Or things you wouldn't ask for because you felt you didn't deserve them?

It's working.

Look at that. It's working.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

Get up, man. You're not hurt.

You're not fucking hurt, are you?

Ah, fuck.

I think I fucking hurt him.

What happened?

The bastard wouldn't stop jumping on me. I was just trying to keep him down.

Let's get him inside.

What

happened?

This bastard wouldn't stop hitting me.

Where are you going?

Fucking wreck!

What the fuck?

Get out.

Oh, my God, don't film me.

What the fuck are you doing?

Go away, for Christ's sake.

Get him out. Come on.

Ken.

Fucking asshole. No, fuck you, all right? This is all of you. This isn't

just me. I only wanted to... Fuck you.

No.

Don't open the door. No, don't.

Close it, close it.

Well, this is over. It's too fucked up.

No, it's not, man.

We can do this.

It's his problem.

We can do whatever we want.

What about Catherine?

Who's up with that?

Well, you ruined your chance there, didn't you?

It was your fault.

I'm not going to do somebody like she's screaming at me to put it inside her.

Well, don't give up because you're afraid, man.

I'm not afraid.

I've been fucked up is what I said.

Oh, fuck, that is goofy.

What's he doing out there?

Anything?

He's not there.

He's gone.

What?

Where'd he go?

I don't know.

Is he hiding?

I can't see him.

I'm so embarrassed.

No, you're fine.

Can I get you a drink?

A drink's going to make me less embarrassed. I think I've had too much

already. I can get you a water, anything.

What can I get you?

Shit.

Perhaps you should get it.

Why not?

Well, if I leave you alone with her, you might try and fuck her.

It doesn't happen.

Well, I don't think it's a good idea.

Oh, you may not have this argument, please.

Do you want me to get you a drink?

Yeah. Do you want anything else?

What, like a handjob?

Hey, I haven't done anything wrong, so... Oh, you haven't?

No. So you can wait for commentary.

Don't let the maternity keep things calm around here.

Really? Yeah.

But I'll go and I'll get a drink.

I got what you want.

Some water?

Yeah, thank you.

What is this?

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fucked up.

What are we doing? What's going on?

We're trying to have a good time, aren't we?

Here you go.

Oh my god, I'm so stupid.

So what's all this? You crack down to her?

No.

Don't. Just ask.

Sexual being that you are.

What does that mean?

Come on.

Fragile people here, those are the ones you practice your powers on.

My powers.

Hey, you said this thing was going to go.

You think my fat people can't relax?

I'm sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Everyone's sorry around here.

How can anyone live with so much regret?

I just feel like a bad host.

Anyone want to eat pit?

So what if innocence was left to me?

So every little impulse we deny What are you doing? What are you doing, Mark?

Of all these little games we play, we're finishing And

could we finally be a deal?

What am I going to be to you until I pass away?

Who am I going to be to me once I know?

Isn't she talented?

She is.

You are.

Thank you.

I gotta go, kid.

You have to go outside.

Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

Sure.

Keep an eye out for Mark. I don't want him going all deliverance on my asshole

and taking a leak.

Fucking guy, man.

I gotta tell you, I totally want to get with Ginny. She's so hot.

I told you, she's a goer.

Seriously.

I'd have a threesome with another guy to get with her.

What do you think?

I'm saying we came up here for a reason.

I'm pissed it went sour.

Boners to bone has manhood problems.

Wait a minute. Are you saying you want to fuck her now?

If there was a way for it to happen, I'd... I wouldn't say no.

Well, I think the Bickersons took care of that for us.

No.

Damn, what is with them?

How do you live like that?

I'll tell you, man, I've wanted to nail Catherine for years.

Like all that time he was traveling, I would walk by their apartment and I'd

just want to go up there and chow down on her.

Make her feel like a woman.

She doesn't get that from him.

No, I know.

Your wife, too, dude.

No, I'd bone her in a second.

She's not my wife.

Oh, you thought Diana and I were married?

And so what the hell are you guys?

Look at your taxes, man.

What, is that all marriage is, taxes?

No. The fact that you've been together longer than my parents.

Look, this weekend is supposed to be about freedom, not marriage and civil

unions and all that other nonsense.

Get over it, dude.

You got a wife, and I would bone her giving half a chance.

What do you want to do here?

What can we do?

Let's go see.

I kissed her. You know, I mean, she was just trying to make me feel better, and

I kissed her. I mean, I don't even know if... No, I mean, I just felt like it,

and I did it.

It's not wrong, I guess, I just... You guess?

I meant... I don't know, we were supposed to go with it. You know, let

things happen.

We were.

It was your idea.

Oh, I don't know if it was my idea.

I feel like you're judging me.

I'm not, I just... Why do you want to do this?

I guess I wanted revenge on high school. I've only ever had sex with one person,

not let me burn.

That's it.

That's the dark secret. That's the reason. I don't know. We thought it

would be fun.

I want to fuck someone other than Mark.

Huh?

It's a cold thing.

It makes me feel sorry for wanting anything.

Thanks. Well, if we're friends, you should do something about it. Do what?

Fuck your husband?

He's not my husband.

What's with the camera?

What do you mean?

Well, why couldn't you just say we're going to fuck and then fuck?

Why film it?

I don't know. I guess it frees you up.

How's that?

It's like you don't have to be you anymore.

Do you think I stopped being who I am just because you point a camera at me?

Well, it's like alcohol.

You do things you wouldn't do if you weren't drunk or on camera.

Don't you think?

I just do what I want to do.

I'll tell you what it is.

There's no unselfconscious behavior anymore.

We're so used to cameras being everywhere. We watch TV and movies.

It's like we don't exist without them.

You know, I always wonder about African tribes.

You know how they don't allow themselves to be photographed?

They just steal your soul and all that? Yeah.

I think it's the image that steals it, not the camera.

It's the viewer who's in danger.

Like, I'm looking at you.

Who's in danger?

You or me?

Why are we in danger?

Because I have to tell you.

What?

You're so beautiful, I can't even believe it.

Give me something.

What?

Some magic for the camera.

I think it's all been kind of ruined, don't you think?

It doesn't have to be, does it?

I think it is, though.

That's too bad.

Why don't you dance?

Give me the camera.

What? Just give it.

Okay, go.

Do something.

Anything you want.

Pick a card.

Pick a card in the bucket.

See anyone? Why don't you pick a card?

You're making a fucking movie.

It's a little fucking little bite.

Okay, okay.

Let's just turn it anyway.

Oh,

man.

Show it to me.

A bit, I guess.

So you ready to go out there and face the world?

It's okay.

Will someone fuck me, please?

I want someone to touch me. Will someone touch and fuck me, please?

I'll do it.

Yeah.

Thank you, thank you for sucking me.

No, no, thank you.

Sorry.

Denise.

I was wrong.

I shouldn't have done what I did to you.

I appreciate you were just trying to help me, and I was wrong what I did.

I'm just, uh, confused and uptight,

and I don't know what to do.

All right.

And, uh, I just wanted to say that.

What happened to you?

I ran into the woods.

I got lost.

You know, they say sometimes when you think you're going to die or you're

really afraid, you can realize things.

That's what I did.

I realized things.

You realized things.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, life?

My life?

Catherine?

Well, that's good.

Now I have to apologize because I ruined this and I don't want to be that person.

So, we gotta talk.

No,

it's okay.

I'm calm.

What?

Hey.

Hey, everyone.

What are you doing, dude? I just want to get everyone together.

Ginny, can you come in?

Where's Maria?

Can you stay on for a second?

I just want everyone to know that I know I screwed up.

I reacted badly.

And I was tense.

But it's fine.

My head is cleared and, uh... I'm ready.

Ready for what?

Whatever games you want to play.

Whatever you want to do.

I'll do.

The first thing though is, uh...

I should be with Catherine.

And I know there's rules on this, but I think that's the way it has to be.

Catherine.

What? No.

I know it hasn't been good.

I've been stressed out and I'm worried and, um... about

work and money and... But those are just things.

I want to loosen up.

Matt, this is... I don't want to fuck you.

I don't want to lick your tits and do all those things you want.

I'm like, stop.

What? What?

What?

I

fucking

hate him.

10, 15 minutes ago.

I just wanted you to know, okay?

Do you want to talk?

No.

I don't talk about it anymore.

I just want to thank her for being such a gentleman and giving the lady what she

wants.

I'm sure we all appreciate it.

Dude. No, really.

Thank you.

Thanks, all of you.

I have to leave.

Are you all right?

I just, um... I'll give

you a hand.

Jason, I'm sorry. Thanks.

Did you... Did you have a good time, at least?

I'm going to go.

If you want to come home, you can come and we can talk about it.

Whatever you want.

If you want a divorce, whatever we want, we can talk about it.

I'm sorry. What?

I don't like my life any more than you do. I just...

Well...

Hello. What?

I don't know.

You've wanted to fuck her since you walked in the room. Why don't you just

fuck her and get it over with?

What was that?

I don't know.

I walked into the room and your tongue was in her mouth and your hands were all

over.

We were making a movie.

Without me even in the room.

You're upset because you weren't in the room?

No.

I don't know.

I mean, come on.

We're supposed to be the hip, unmarried couple.

So you can do whatever you want with whoever you want because we're not

married.

No.

But that's what we came here for.

So?

So... You're totally going to fuck me for two weeks and then go back to your

girlfriend, aren't you?

Fine.

I just want to know where we're going.

You know, one of these days we might actually have to get married.

Why not?

Seems like there's nowhere else to go.

Whatever.

Hey.

We're gonna take off.

You can stay.

No.

No, thanks. I mean, it's getting a little weird.

Yeah Thanks

Sexy bitch

Drive

safe

Don't film me.

Hey.

What? I want to ask you something.

What?

Should we, do you think?

Should we... Should we just do it?

I don't have a second now.

No, I mean what we've talked about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm asking you. Why?

We should get married.

Do you think we should do that? Are you joking?

No, I mean, would you?

Would I?

You're a wreck.

Would you marry me?

Turn the camera off and we'll talk.

that you knew I chose to feel it and you couldn't shoot I'll write

you a postcard I'll send you the news from the house down the road

And you won't look back Live through

this And you won't look back

One thing I want to say, so I'll be brave.

You were what I wanted, I gave what I gave.

I'm not sorry I met you, I'm not sorry it's over.

I'm not sorry there's nothing to say.

I'm not sorry there's nothing to say.