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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:05,137 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:42,741 >> HEY OREL, WHAT DID YOU PUT FOR NUMBER THREE ON THE SCIENCE TEST? 3 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:43,942 FOR NUMBER THREE ON THE SCIENCE TEST? >> JESUS. 4 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:47,245 TEST? >> JESUS. >> OF COURSE. 5 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,981 >> JESUS. >> OF COURSE. >> HEY DOWIE, I'LL MEET YOU IN 6 00:00:48,983 --> 00:00:50,582 >> OF COURSE. >> HEY DOWIE, I'LL MEET YOU IN CLASS. 7 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,184 >> HEY DOWIE, I'LL MEET YOU IN CLASS. I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 8 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:56,154 CLASS. I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM. >> OK. 9 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,222 I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM. >> OK. >> HI, CLICKY. 10 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,390 >> OK. >> HI, CLICKY. >> STAND UP STRAIGHT. 11 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,099 [STRAINING] 12 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:20,245 [GRUNTING] >> WHO'S HAVING TROUBLE IN THERE? 13 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,681 >> WHO'S HAVING TROUBLE IN THERE? >> OH, NO TROUBLE HERE, CLICKY. 14 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,916 THERE? >> OH, NO TROUBLE HERE, CLICKY. >> THAT YOU, OREL? 15 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,317 >> OH, NO TROUBLE HERE, CLICKY. >> THAT YOU, OREL? >> YES. 16 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,185 >> THAT YOU, OREL? >> YES. >> YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FRUIT. 17 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,721 >> YES. >> YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FRUIT. >> WHY? 18 00:01:28,723 --> 00:01:30,022 >> YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FRUIT. >> WHY? >> HELPS YOU GO NUMBER TWO. 19 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:31,623 >> WHY? >> HELPS YOU GO NUMBER TWO. >> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER TWO. 20 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,191 >> HELPS YOU GO NUMBER TWO. >> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER TWO. >> NO ONE SHOULD BE GRUNTING 21 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,227 >> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER TWO. >> NO ONE SHOULD BE GRUNTING LIKE THAT GOING NUMBER ONE. 22 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,495 >> NO ONE SHOULD BE GRUNTING LIKE THAT GOING NUMBER ONE. >> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER ONE 23 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,529 LIKE THAT GOING NUMBER ONE. >> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER ONE EITHER. 24 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,763 >> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER ONE EITHER. >> WELL, IF YOU AIN'T GOING 25 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,964 EITHER. >> WELL, IF YOU AIN'T GOING NUMBER ONE AND YOU AIN'T GOING 26 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,033 >> WELL, IF YOU AIN'T GOING NUMBER ONE AND YOU AIN'T GOING NUMBER TWO, WHAT THE HELL 27 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:42,634 NUMBER ONE AND YOU AIN'T GOING NUMBER TWO, WHAT THE HELL NUMBER ARE YOU GOING? 28 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,370 NUMBER TWO, WHAT THE HELL NUMBER ARE YOU GOING? >> NUMBER THREE? 29 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,572 NUMBER ARE YOU GOING? >> NUMBER THREE? >> HUH? 30 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,374 >> NUMBER THREE? >> HUH? >> JESUS H. RODRIGUEZ! 31 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,376 >> HUH? >> JESUS H. RODRIGUEZ! >> OH, I WAS SO CLOSE. 32 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,978 >> JESUS H. RODRIGUEZ! >> OH, I WAS SO CLOSE. >> WHAT'S NUMBER THREE? 33 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:58,283 >> OH, I WAS SO CLOSE. >> WHAT'S NUMBER THREE? YOU KNOW; AIN'T ONE OR TWO. 34 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,919 >> WHAT'S NUMBER THREE? YOU KNOW; AIN'T ONE OR TWO. NUMBER 1, GOLD AS THE SUN, 35 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,555 YOU KNOW; AIN'T ONE OR TWO. NUMBER 1, GOLD AS THE SUN, NUMBER 2, I NEED TO GO POO. 36 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,425 NUMBER 1, GOLD AS THE SUN, NUMBER 2, I NEED TO GO POO. NUMBER 3, SET MY SPERM FR-- 37 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,593 NUMBER 2, I NEED TO GO POO. NUMBER 3, SET MY SPERM FR-- OREL, YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING. 38 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,595 NUMBER 3, SET MY SPERM FR-- OREL, YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING. >> YES, PRINCIPAL FREAKY. 39 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:11,896 OREL, YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING. >> YES, PRINCIPAL FREAKY. >> CLICKY, START BOILING THE 40 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:12,564 >> YES, PRINCIPAL FREAKY. >> CLICKY, START BOILING THE BATHROOM. 41 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,998 >> CLICKY, START BOILING THE BATHROOM. I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ONE. 42 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,734 BATHROOM. I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ONE. >> YEP. 43 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,536 I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ONE. >> YEP. >> OREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 44 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,504 >> YEP. >> OREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS WHO 45 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,839 >> OREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS WHO MASTURBATE? 46 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,175 HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS WHO MASTURBATE? >> WELL, NOT UNTIL A WEEK AGO. 47 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,009 MASTURBATE? >> WELL, NOT UNTIL A WEEK AGO. BUT NOW, MY WHOLE 48 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,179 >> WELL, NOT UNTIL A WEEK AGO. BUT NOW, MY WHOLE WORLD'S OPENED UP. 49 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,913 BUT NOW, MY WHOLE WORLD'S OPENED UP. >> IT'S EVIL, SON. 50 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,048 WORLD'S OPENED UP. >> IT'S EVIL, SON. >> IT IS? 51 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,784 >> IT'S EVIL, SON. >> IT IS? >> WORSE THAN MURDER. 52 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:33,085 >> IT IS? >> WORSE THAN MURDER. >> YIKES. 53 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,519 >> WORSE THAN MURDER. >> YIKES. >> YIKES IS RIGHT. 54 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,854 >> YIKES. >> YIKES IS RIGHT. >> WHY? 55 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,556 >> YIKES IS RIGHT. >> WHY? >> WHY? 56 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,658 >> WHY? >> WHY? WELL, SIT DOWN. 57 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,760 >> WHY? WELL, SIT DOWN. OREL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS 58 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,362 WELL, SIT DOWN. OREL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE BURNT SO DEEP INTO A 59 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,997 OREL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE BURNT SO DEEP INTO A PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT YOU 60 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,965 THAT ARE BURNT SO DEEP INTO A PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT YOU FORGET JUST WHY THEY'RE THERE. 61 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,300 PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT YOU FORGET JUST WHY THEY'RE THERE. YOU ONLY KNOW THAT THEY'VE 62 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:49,968 FORGET JUST WHY THEY'RE THERE. YOU ONLY KNOW THAT THEY'VE SCARRED YOU IN SUCH A HORRIBLE 63 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,536 YOU ONLY KNOW THAT THEY'VE SCARRED YOU IN SUCH A HORRIBLE AND PERSONAL WAY THAT THEY MUST 64 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,005 SCARRED YOU IN SUCH A HORRIBLE AND PERSONAL WAY THAT THEY MUST BE RIGHT. 65 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,106 AND PERSONAL WAY THAT THEY MUST BE RIGHT. >> OH. 66 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:55,708 BE RIGHT. >> OH. >> BUT I THINK I CAN POINT YOU 67 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:57,041 >> OH. >> BUT I THINK I CAN POINT YOU TO SOMEONE WHO IS 68 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,610 >> BUT I THINK I CAN POINT YOU TO SOMEONE WHO IS SCIENTIFICALLY QUALIFIED TO 69 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,813 TO SOMEONE WHO IS SCIENTIFICALLY QUALIFIED TO EXPLAIN THE INNER WORKINGS OF 70 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:02,214 SCIENTIFICALLY QUALIFIED TO EXPLAIN THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE HUMAN BODY. 71 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:04,483 EXPLAIN THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE HUMAN BODY. >> WHO? 72 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,284 THE HUMAN BODY. >> WHO? >> PRINCIPLE FREAKY IS RIGHT, 73 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,486 >> WHO? >> PRINCIPLE FREAKY IS RIGHT, OREL. 74 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,921 >> PRINCIPLE FREAKY IS RIGHT, OREL. REGULAR MURDER IS BAD ENOUGH, 75 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:11,023 OREL. REGULAR MURDER IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT IN ONE DISGUSTING ACT YOU 76 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,791 REGULAR MURDER IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT IN ONE DISGUSTING ACT YOU MURDER MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL 77 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,026 BUT IN ONE DISGUSTING ACT YOU MURDER MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL PEOPLE. 78 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:14,727 MURDER MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL PEOPLE. >> WHOOPS. 79 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:16,128 PEOPLE. >> WHOOPS. >> WHOOPS IS RIGHT. 80 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,497 >> WHOOPS. >> WHOOPS IS RIGHT. THAT'S A MAJOR SIN, MY BOY. 81 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,232 >> WHOOPS IS RIGHT. THAT'S A MAJOR SIN, MY BOY. >> BUT I DIDN'T KNOW. 82 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,600 THAT'S A MAJOR SIN, MY BOY. >> BUT I DIDN'T KNOW. >> OREL, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE 83 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,035 >> BUT I DIDN'T KNOW. >> OREL, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE HANDY RHYME? 84 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,437 >> OREL, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE HANDY RHYME? NUMBER 1, GOLD LIKE GOD MADE 85 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,705 HANDY RHYME? NUMBER 1, GOLD LIKE GOD MADE THE SUN. 86 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,507 NUMBER 1, GOLD LIKE GOD MADE THE SUN. NUMBER 2, GOOD LORD HELP ME 87 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:29,774 THE SUN. NUMBER 2, GOOD LORD HELP ME GO POO. 88 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,643 NUMBER 2, GOOD LORD HELP ME GO POO. NUMBER 3, THE DEVIL SETS MY 89 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,145 GO POO. NUMBER 3, THE DEVIL SETS MY SPERM FREE. 90 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:34,913 NUMBER 3, THE DEVIL SETS MY SPERM FREE. >> NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE 91 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,581 SPERM FREE. >> NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE PROTESTANT VERSION, REVEREND. 92 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:37,916 >> NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE PROTESTANT VERSION, REVEREND. >> WELL, IT'S BEEN BASTARDIZED 93 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,051 PROTESTANT VERSION, REVEREND. >> WELL, IT'S BEEN BASTARDIZED OVER THE YEARS. 94 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,352 >> WELL, IT'S BEEN BASTARDIZED OVER THE YEARS. >> BY WHO? 95 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,454 OVER THE YEARS. >> BY WHO? >> BASTARDS, OREL, FATHERLESS 96 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,888 >> BY WHO? >> BASTARDS, OREL, FATHERLESS BASTARDS. 97 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,090 >> BASTARDS, OREL, FATHERLESS BASTARDS. >> WOW! 98 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,324 BASTARDS. >> WOW! >> ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, 99 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,026 >> WOW! >> ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, SPILLING THOSE SEEDS IS FROWNED 100 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,028 >> ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, SPILLING THOSE SEEDS IS FROWNED UPON BY GOD HIMSELF. 101 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,596 SPILLING THOSE SEEDS IS FROWNED UPON BY GOD HIMSELF. I'M NOT JUST TALKING SOME 102 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,098 UPON BY GOD HIMSELF. I'M NOT JUST TALKING SOME WORTHLESS ANGELS OR A COUPLE 103 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,667 I'M NOT JUST TALKING SOME WORTHLESS ANGELS OR A COUPLE OF GOOFY SAINTS HERE. 104 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,636 WORTHLESS ANGELS OR A COUPLE OF GOOFY SAINTS HERE. GOD, OREL, THE SCARY GUY HATES 105 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:00,405 OF GOOFY SAINTS HERE. GOD, OREL, THE SCARY GUY HATES IT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE. 106 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,373 GOD, OREL, THE SCARY GUY HATES IT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE. [GULP] 107 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,141 IT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE. [GULP] GULP IS RIGHT. 108 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,310 [GULP] GULP IS RIGHT. SPERM IS THERE FOR PROCREATION, 109 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,446 GULP IS RIGHT. SPERM IS THERE FOR PROCREATION, NOT RECREATION. 110 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,681 SPERM IS THERE FOR PROCREATION, NOT RECREATION. JEEZ-IT? 111 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,014 NOT RECREATION. JEEZ-IT? >> NO, THANKS, REVEREND. 112 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,483 JEEZ-IT? >> NO, THANKS, REVEREND. >> IT'S CATHOLIC FREE. 113 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:15,287 >> NO, THANKS, REVEREND. >> IT'S CATHOLIC FREE. >> OH, OK. 114 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,622 >> IT'S CATHOLIC FREE. >> OH, OK. SO, IT'S NOT A SIN IF THE SEEDS 115 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,191 >> OH, OK. SO, IT'S NOT A SIN IF THE SEEDS ARE USED TO MAKE BABIES. 116 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,358 SO, IT'S NOT A SIN IF THE SEEDS ARE USED TO MAKE BABIES. >> EXACTLY. 117 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,493 ARE USED TO MAKE BABIES. >> EXACTLY. >> I SEE. 118 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,661 >> EXACTLY. >> I SEE. >> JUST REMEMBER. 119 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:23,796 >> I SEE. >> JUST REMEMBER. YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID. 120 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:24,963 >> JUST REMEMBER. YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID. YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THE 121 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,065 YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID. YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THE PATHETIC, HUMILIATING, TASK OF 122 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,467 YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THE PATHETIC, HUMILIATING, TASK OF SELF-PLEASURE. 123 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,102 PATHETIC, HUMILIATING, TASK OF SELF-PLEASURE. >> OH, BUT REVEREND PUTTY, HOW 124 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,370 SELF-PLEASURE. >> OH, BUT REVEREND PUTTY, HOW WOULD I ACTUALLY GO ABOUT 125 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,971 >> OH, BUT REVEREND PUTTY, HOW WOULD I ACTUALLY GO ABOUT PROCREATING WITH MY SPERM, SO 126 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,973 WOULD I ACTUALLY GO ABOUT PROCREATING WITH MY SPERM, SO THAT I CAN MAKE BABIES. 127 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,208 PROCREATING WITH MY SPERM, SO THAT I CAN MAKE BABIES. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 128 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,710 THAT I CAN MAKE BABIES. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. OK, I'M PUNCHING OUT. 129 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,044 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. OK, I'M PUNCHING OUT. SEE YOU SUNDAY. 130 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:44,350 >> SPERM. HUH-HUH. 131 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:54,026 [KNOCK ON DOOR] >> WHY? I MEAN, YES. 132 00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:55,160 >> WHY? I MEAN, YES. >> DAD, ARE YOU BUSY? 133 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,295 I MEAN, YES. >> DAD, ARE YOU BUSY? >> A LITTLE. 134 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,096 >> DAD, ARE YOU BUSY? >> A LITTLE. COME ON IN OREL. 135 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:58,897 >> A LITTLE. COME ON IN OREL. >> WHAT'S UP? 136 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,600 COME ON IN OREL. >> WHAT'S UP? >> DAD, HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES? 137 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:06,971 >> WHAT'S UP? >> DAD, HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES? >> UH-HUH. 138 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,540 >> DAD, HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES? >> UH-HUH. UH-HUH? 139 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,276 >> UH-HUH. UH-HUH? OH, NO. 140 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:14,579 UH-HUH? OH, NO. UMM -- HA-HA-HA. 141 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:15,748 OH, NO. UMM -- HA-HA-HA. NO. 142 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,082 UMM -- HA-HA-HA. NO. HMM. 143 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,116 NO. HMM. HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OREL, 9? 144 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,251 HMM. HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OREL, 9? >> 11. 145 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,785 HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OREL, 9? >> 11. >> UH-HUH. 146 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,187 >> 11. >> UH-HUH. 11. 147 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,422 >> UH-HUH. 11. HMM. 148 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,190 11. HMM. OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. 149 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,625 HMM. OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. NOW, THAT YOU'RE 11, YOU 150 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,761 OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. NOW, THAT YOU'RE 11, YOU CAN KNOW THE REAL STORY. 151 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:31,964 NOW, THAT YOU'RE 11, YOU CAN KNOW THE REAL STORY. BABIES ARE MADE BY GOD'S CHEF, 152 00:05:31,966 --> 00:05:33,732 CAN KNOW THE REAL STORY. BABIES ARE MADE BY GOD'S CHEF, VISITING LADIES AT NIGHT WHILE 153 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,968 BABIES ARE MADE BY GOD'S CHEF, VISITING LADIES AT NIGHT WHILE THEY'RE ASLEEP AND INJECTING 154 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:38,703 VISITING LADIES AT NIGHT WHILE THEY'RE ASLEEP AND INJECTING THEM WITH THE DELICIOUS GLAZE 155 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,339 THEY'RE ASLEEP AND INJECTING THEM WITH THE DELICIOUS GLAZE FROM HIS HOLY PASTRY BAG. 156 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,642 THEM WITH THE DELICIOUS GLAZE FROM HIS HOLY PASTRY BAG. HUH, BRILLIANT. 157 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,777 FROM HIS HOLY PASTRY BAG. HUH, BRILLIANT. >> GOD'S CHEF? 158 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,111 HUH, BRILLIANT. >> GOD'S CHEF? >> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK 159 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,747 >> GOD'S CHEF? >> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE. 160 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:51,950 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE. >> CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER, 161 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,286 AND WHITE. >> CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER. 162 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:55,454 >> CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER. >> YUMMY. 163 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,721 CLEANER. >> YUMMY. >> SHAPEY, NO. 164 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:57,756 >> YUMMY. >> SHAPEY, NO. >> MINE. 165 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,224 >> SHAPEY, NO. >> MINE. >> NOT ON YOUR LIFE. 166 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,193 >> MINE. >> NOT ON YOUR LIFE. I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT. 167 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,428 >> NOT ON YOUR LIFE. I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT. THERE, THERE, LITTLE ONE. 168 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,596 I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT. THERE, THERE, LITTLE ONE. >> HEY, MOM, DO YOU HAVE A 169 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,498 THERE, THERE, LITTLE ONE. >> HEY, MOM, DO YOU HAVE A PASTRY BAG I CAN BORROW? 170 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,866 >> HEY, MOM, DO YOU HAVE A PASTRY BAG I CAN BORROW? >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE? 171 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,501 PASTRY BAG I CAN BORROW? >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE? >> MY DELICIOUS GLAZE. 172 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,803 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE? >> MY DELICIOUS GLAZE. >> UMM. 173 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,270 >> MY DELICIOUS GLAZE. >> UMM. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MOMMY 174 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,605 >> UMM. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MOMMY SOMETHING NICE? 175 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,007 ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MOMMY SOMETHING NICE? >> GEEZ, MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO BE 176 00:06:15,009 --> 00:06:16,308 SOMETHING NICE? >> GEEZ, MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 177 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,817 >> GOD'S CHEF? >> UH-HUH. >> WHY? 178 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,751 >> UH-HUH. >> WHY? >> SO I CAN MASTURBATE AND GO 179 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:27,720 >> WHY? >> SO I CAN MASTURBATE AND GO TO HEAVEN. 180 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:29,254 >> SO I CAN MASTURBATE AND GO TO HEAVEN. IT'S GOD'S PLAN. 181 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,724 TO HEAVEN. IT'S GOD'S PLAN. >> AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET 182 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:33,392 IT'S GOD'S PLAN. >> AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT INSIDE THE LADIES? 183 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:35,093 >> AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT INSIDE THE LADIES? >> DOWIE, DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN? 184 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,961 IT INSIDE THE LADIES? >> DOWIE, DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN? ALL I DO IS SNEAK INTO THEIR 185 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,663 >> DOWIE, DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN? ALL I DO IS SNEAK INTO THEIR HOUSES WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING, 186 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,332 ALL I DO IS SNEAK INTO THEIR HOUSES WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING, AND SQUIRT MY SPERM INTO THEM. 187 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:41,734 HOUSES WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING, AND SQUIRT MY SPERM INTO THEM. >> SQUIRT INTO WHERE? 188 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:42,901 AND SQUIRT MY SPERM INTO THEM. >> SQUIRT INTO WHERE? HOW? 189 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,069 >> SQUIRT INTO WHERE? HOW? >> GOSH. 190 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,537 HOW? >> GOSH. I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 191 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,871 >> GOSH. I'M NOT REALLY SURE. WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO 192 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,173 I'M NOT REALLY SURE. WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO HAVE FAITH THAT GOD WILL SHOW 193 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,408 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO HAVE FAITH THAT GOD WILL SHOW ME THE WAY. 194 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,043 HAVE FAITH THAT GOD WILL SHOW ME THE WAY. ALL I NEED IS THIS HOLY PASTRY 195 00:06:51,045 --> 00:06:53,045 ME THE WAY. ALL I NEED IS THIS HOLY PASTRY BAG, AND MY SEED. 196 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:54,713 ALL I NEED IS THIS HOLY PASTRY BAG, AND MY SEED. HE WILL DO THE REST. 197 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:55,914 BAG, AND MY SEED. HE WILL DO THE REST. >> SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE 198 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,249 HE WILL DO THE REST. >> SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE GOD'S BAKER TO ME. 199 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,883 >> SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE GOD'S BAKER TO ME. >> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, 200 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,018 GOD'S BAKER TO ME. >> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, DOWIE. 201 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,254 >> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, DOWIE. HA-HA-HA. 202 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,555 DOWIE. HA-HA-HA. OOPS. 203 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:33,752 >> OOH, UH. OH. GOD BE PRAISED. 204 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,153 OH. GOD BE PRAISED. >> HOW ARE YOU DOING AS GOD'S 205 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,254 GOD BE PRAISED. >> HOW ARE YOU DOING AS GOD'S CHEF, OREL? 206 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,556 >> HOW ARE YOU DOING AS GOD'S CHEF, OREL? >> PRETTY GOOD, I THINK. 207 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,791 CHEF, OREL? >> PRETTY GOOD, I THINK. WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH 208 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:39,992 >> PRETTY GOOD, I THINK. WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH COVERED 209 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:41,326 WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH COVERED THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH 210 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,995 AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH COVERED THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH NUMBER 3. 211 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:52,337 >> HUNDREDS OF MARRIED WOMEN ARE MYSTERIOUSLY FINDING THEMSELVES WITH CHILD IN THE 212 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,406 ARE MYSTERIOUSLY FINDING THEMSELVES WITH CHILD IN THE 1800-2400 BLOCKS OF NORTH 213 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:55,808 THEMSELVES WITH CHILD IN THE 1800-2400 BLOCKS OF NORTH ABSTINENT WAY. 214 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,041 1800-2400 BLOCKS OF NORTH ABSTINENT WAY. >> HORRIBLE. 215 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,243 ABSTINENT WAY. >> HORRIBLE. >> NEWLYWEDS RICKIE AND JENNY 216 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,778 >> HORRIBLE. >> NEWLYWEDS RICKIE AND JENNY COLDSHOULDER HAVE NO IDEA HOW 217 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,079 >> NEWLYWEDS RICKIE AND JENNY COLDSHOULDER HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE MISSUS CAME TO BE 218 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,715 COLDSHOULDER HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE MISSUS CAME TO BE BLESSED AGAINST HER WILL AS 219 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:03,916 THE MISSUS CAME TO BE BLESSED AGAINST HER WILL AS THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED THE 220 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,850 BLESSED AGAINST HER WILL AS THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED THE SAME BED IN THEIR ENTIRE 3-WEEK 221 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,119 THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED THE SAME BED IN THEIR ENTIRE 3-WEEK MARRIAGE." 222 00:08:07,121 --> 00:08:08,186 SAME BED IN THEIR ENTIRE 3-WEEK MARRIAGE." >> SHOCKING. 223 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,155 MARRIAGE." >> SHOCKING. >> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO... 224 00:08:15,961 --> 00:08:22,468 >> OH. >> AAAHHH! >> JESUS CREW CUTS. 225 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:31,543 >> I'LL TAKE HIM FROM HERE, DON. >> WELL... >> TO MY STUDY. 226 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:34,879 >> WELL... >> TO MY STUDY. >> [GULP] [GULP] [GULP]. 227 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,014 >> TO MY STUDY. >> [GULP] [GULP] [GULP]. >> THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU 228 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,349 >> [GULP] [GULP] [GULP]. >> THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE OUT PAST CURFEW. 229 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,084 >> THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE OUT PAST CURFEW. >> BUT DAD, HOW ELSE WAS I 230 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,485 WERE OUT PAST CURFEW. >> BUT DAD, HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO BE GOD'S CHEF? 231 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,986 >> BUT DAD, HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO BE GOD'S CHEF? LADIES NEEDED TO BE ASLEEP FOR 232 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,255 GOING TO BE GOD'S CHEF? LADIES NEEDED TO BE ASLEEP FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT MY YUMMY 233 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,623 LADIES NEEDED TO BE ASLEEP FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT MY YUMMY CONTENTS INTO THEM. 234 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,990 ME TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT MY YUMMY CONTENTS INTO THEM. >> YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 235 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,125 CONTENTS INTO THEM. >> YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOD'S CHEF OREL. 236 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,527 >> YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOD'S CHEF OREL. GOD'S CHEF IS ONLY A WHIMSICAL 237 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,195 GOD'S CHEF OREL. GOD'S CHEF IS ONLY A WHIMSICAL FELLA LIKE SANTA OR CHARLES 238 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,296 GOD'S CHEF IS ONLY A WHIMSICAL FELLA LIKE SANTA OR CHARLES DARWIN. 239 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,297 FELLA LIKE SANTA OR CHARLES DARWIN. >> COME ON, POP. 240 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,465 DARWIN. >> COME ON, POP. I'M TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN THAT 241 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,300 >> COME ON, POP. I'M TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF. 242 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,836 I'M TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF. >> WORTHLESS PIECE OF SUGAR! 243 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,204 STUFF. >> WORTHLESS PIECE OF SUGAR! >> ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT I DID 244 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,539 >> WORTHLESS PIECE OF SUGAR! >> ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT I DID NOT WANT TO SIN BY SPILLING MY 245 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,007 >> ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT I DID NOT WANT TO SIN BY SPILLING MY SEED AND NOT PROCREATING. 246 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,142 NOT WANT TO SIN BY SPILLING MY SEED AND NOT PROCREATING. >> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL 247 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,243 SEED AND NOT PROCREATING. >> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT? 248 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,244 >> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT? >> YEAH. 249 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,379 ABOUT? >> YEAH. I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH 250 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,747 >> YEAH. I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH REVEREND PUTTY. 251 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,315 I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH REVEREND PUTTY. >> I SEE. 252 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,283 REVEREND PUTTY. >> I SEE. WELL, OREL, I THINK I'M 253 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:12,484 >> I SEE. WELL, OREL, I THINK I'M PARTIALLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF 254 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:13,618 WELL, OREL, I THINK I'M PARTIALLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS. 255 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,687 PARTIALLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS. YOU SEE, BY NOT TRUSTING YOU 256 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:15,888 THIS. YOU SEE, BY NOT TRUSTING YOU ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH 257 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,456 YOU SEE, BY NOT TRUSTING YOU ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT PROCREATION, I LED YOU 258 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,291 ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT PROCREATION, I LED YOU ASTRAY AS TO HOW GOD WOULD WANT 259 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:21,093 ABOUT PROCREATION, I LED YOU ASTRAY AS TO HOW GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO GIVE WOMEN BABIES. 260 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:22,561 ASTRAY AS TO HOW GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO GIVE WOMEN BABIES. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD? 261 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,796 YOU TO GIVE WOMEN BABIES. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD? >> WELL, I MEAN THE GOOD 262 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:24,929 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD? >> WELL, I MEAN THE GOOD REVEREND WAS RIGHT. 263 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:25,898 >> WELL, I MEAN THE GOOD REVEREND WAS RIGHT. >> SPILLING YOUR SEED 264 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,165 REVEREND WAS RIGHT. >> SPILLING YOUR SEED WASTEFULLY IS A SIN. 265 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,200 >> SPILLING YOUR SEED WASTEFULLY IS A SIN. BUT IT'S ALSO A SIN TO 266 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:30,835 WASTEFULLY IS A SIN. BUT IT'S ALSO A SIN TO PROCREATE IN ODD, EXCITING WAYS. 267 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,104 BUT IT'S ALSO A SIN TO PROCREATE IN ODD, EXCITING WAYS. MEN AND WOMEN HAVE ONLY ONE 268 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:33,605 PROCREATE IN ODD, EXCITING WAYS. MEN AND WOMEN HAVE ONLY ONE HOLY POSITION, AND THAT'S 269 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,740 MEN AND WOMEN HAVE ONLY ONE HOLY POSITION, AND THAT'S CALLED THE MISSIONARY POSITION. 270 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,009 HOLY POSITION, AND THAT'S CALLED THE MISSIONARY POSITION. >> THE MISSIONARY POSITION? 271 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,176 CALLED THE MISSIONARY POSITION. >> THE MISSIONARY POSITION? >> YES. 272 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,211 >> THE MISSIONARY POSITION? >> YES. IT'S THE MOST LOVING AND 273 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,379 >> YES. IT'S THE MOST LOVING AND SATISFYING POSITION THE BIBLE 274 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:41,480 IT'S THE MOST LOVING AND SATISFYING POSITION THE BIBLE HAS TO OFFER. 275 00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:42,514 SATISFYING POSITION THE BIBLE HAS TO OFFER. IT GOT ITS NAME FROM 276 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:43,615 HAS TO OFFER. IT GOT ITS NAME FROM MISSIONARIES WHO TAUGHT 277 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,949 IT GOT ITS NAME FROM MISSIONARIES WHO TAUGHT BACKWARD CULTURES HOW TO HAVE 278 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,284 MISSIONARIES WHO TAUGHT BACKWARD CULTURES HOW TO HAVE MORALLY RIGHTEOUS SEXUAL 279 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,419 BACKWARD CULTURES HOW TO HAVE MORALLY RIGHTEOUS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 280 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,420 MORALLY RIGHTEOUS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. >> NEAT. 281 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,754 INTERCOURSE. >> NEAT. WHO THOUGHT OF THE MISSIONARY 282 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,723 >> NEAT. WHO THOUGHT OF THE MISSIONARY POSITION, DAD? 283 00:09:50,725 --> 00:09:51,856 WHO THOUGHT OF THE MISSIONARY POSITION, DAD? >> I BELIEVE IT WAS FIRST 284 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,658 POSITION, DAD? >> I BELIEVE IT WAS FIRST DEVELOPED BY NOAH, WHO WAS 285 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,394 >> I BELIEVE IT WAS FIRST DEVELOPED BY NOAH, WHO WAS DISGUSTED BY THE HOARY GODLESS 286 00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:57,062 DEVELOPED BY NOAH, WHO WAS DISGUSTED BY THE HOARY GODLESS WAYS OF SOME EROTICALLY CHARGED 287 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,497 DISGUSTED BY THE HOARY GODLESS WAYS OF SOME EROTICALLY CHARGED ANIMALS ON THE ARK. 288 00:09:58,499 --> 00:09:59,698 WAYS OF SOME EROTICALLY CHARGED ANIMALS ON THE ARK. >> WOW. 289 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,833 ANIMALS ON THE ARK. >> WOW. >> AND OF COURSE, IT'S THE 290 00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:02,100 >> WOW. >> AND OF COURSE, IT'S THE ALL-IMPORTANT LOST 12th 291 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,568 >> AND OF COURSE, IT'S THE ALL-IMPORTANT LOST 12th COMMANDMENT, THOU SHALT ONLY 292 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,437 ALL-IMPORTANT LOST 12th COMMANDMENT, THOU SHALT ONLY HAVE SEX FACE TO FACE, MAN ON 293 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,705 COMMANDMENT, THOU SHALT ONLY HAVE SEX FACE TO FACE, MAN ON TOP. 294 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,306 HAVE SEX FACE TO FACE, MAN ON TOP. >> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. 295 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,242 TOP. >> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. >> I WAS ON TOP, THOUGH. 296 00:10:10,244 --> 00:10:11,810 >> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. >> I WAS ON TOP, THOUGH. >> YEAH, WELL IT IS ALSO A SIN 297 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,378 >> I WAS ON TOP, THOUGH. >> YEAH, WELL IT IS ALSO A SIN TO USE FUN EQUIPMENT. 298 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,546 >> YEAH, WELL IT IS ALSO A SIN TO USE FUN EQUIPMENT. >> OH! 299 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:15,714 TO USE FUN EQUIPMENT. >> OH! >> BUT ANYWAY I'M NOT TELLING 300 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,815 >> OH! >> BUT ANYWAY I'M NOT TELLING YOU ALL THE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH. 301 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,016 >> BUT ANYWAY I'M NOT TELLING YOU ALL THE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH. IT WAS MY MISTAKE THIS TIME 302 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,784 YOU ALL THE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH. IT WAS MY MISTAKE THIS TIME SON, NOT YOURS. 303 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,119 IT WAS MY MISTAKE THIS TIME SON, NOT YOURS. >> THEN DO I GET TO SPANK YOU 304 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,621 SON, NOT YOURS. >> THEN DO I GET TO SPANK YOU WITH MY BELT? 305 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,923 >> THEN DO I GET TO SPANK YOU WITH MY BELT? >> HA-HA-HA. 306 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,458 WITH MY BELT? >> HA-HA-HA. I THINK NOT. 307 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:36,068 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 308 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,202 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 309 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,137 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 310 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,203 >> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.43037

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