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>> MORNING, SAL. WHAT'S THE PROOF ON THIS BABY? >> WELL, UH, TWO CARTONS OUGHT

WHAT'S THE PROOF ON THIS BABY? >> WELL, UH, TWO CARTONS OUGHT TO GET YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO GO.

>> WELL, UH, TWO CARTONS OUGHT TO GET YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO GO. >> HEH HEH!

TO GET YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO GO. >> HEH HEH! FIGURED.

>> HEH HEH! FIGURED. >> DAD, CAN I BUY THIS TIN OF

FIGURED. >> DAD, CAN I BUY THIS TIN OF BANDAGES?

>> DAD, CAN I BUY THIS TIN OF BANDAGES? >> WHAT FOR, OREL?

BANDAGES? >> WHAT FOR, OREL? >> THE CONTAINER IS PERFECT TO

>> WHAT FOR, OREL? >> THE CONTAINER IS PERFECT TO HOLD MY BIBLE FIGURINES,

>> THE CONTAINER IS PERFECT TO HOLD MY BIBLE FIGURINES, SO I'LL NEVER LOSE THEM.

HOLD MY BIBLE FIGURINES, SO I'LL NEVER LOSE THEM. >> ALL...

SO I'LL NEVER LOSE THEM. >> ALL... RIGHT.

>> ALL... RIGHT. THIS TOO, SAL.

RIGHT. THIS TOO, SAL. >> THANKS, DAD.

THIS TOO, SAL. >> THANKS, DAD. WOW.

>> THANKS, DAD. WOW. PETER CRUCIFIED UPSIDE DOWN.

WOW. PETER CRUCIFIED UPSIDE DOWN. DAD?

PETER CRUCIFIED UPSIDE DOWN. DAD? >> COME ON, OREL.

DAD? >> COME ON, OREL. I'M NOT THE TOOTH FAIRY.

>> COME ON, OREL. I'M NOT THE TOOTH FAIRY. MONEY'S VERY EXPENSIVE THESE

I'M NOT THE TOOTH FAIRY. MONEY'S VERY EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS.

MONEY'S VERY EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS. >> OK.

DAYS. >> OK. >> MR. FIGURELLI, CAN YOU

>> OK. >> MR. FIGURELLI, CAN YOU PLEASE THROW THESE BANDAGES AWAY

>> MR. FIGURELLI, CAN YOU PLEASE THROW THESE BANDAGES AWAY FOR ME?

PLEASE THROW THESE BANDAGES AWAY FOR ME? >> HEY, PAL, AREN'T YOU

FOR ME? >> HEY, PAL, AREN'T YOU LISTENING?

>> HEY, PAL, AREN'T YOU LISTENING? I WORK A DEAD-END JOB TO MAKE

LISTENING? I WORK A DEAD-END JOB TO MAKE THAT MONEY.

I WORK A DEAD-END JOB TO MAKE THAT MONEY. YOU'VE GOT TO USE ALL THOSE

THAT MONEY. YOU'VE GOT TO USE ALL THOSE BANDAGES FIRST, THEN YOU CAN USE

YOU'VE GOT TO USE ALL THOSE BANDAGES FIRST, THEN YOU CAN USE THE BOX.

BANDAGES FIRST, THEN YOU CAN USE THE BOX. >> ALL RIGHT.

THE BOX. >> ALL RIGHT. >> I THINK YOU NEED A PART-TIME

>> ALL RIGHT. >> I THINK YOU NEED A PART-TIME JOB, YOUNG MAN.

>> I THINK YOU NEED A PART-TIME JOB, YOUNG MAN. THAT WAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT

JOB, YOUNG MAN. THAT WAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S NOT ONLY A SIN TO WASTE

THAT WAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S NOT ONLY A SIN TO WASTE MONEY, BUT ALSO INSANE.

IT'S NOT ONLY A SIN TO WASTE MONEY, BUT ALSO INSANE. >> YES, DAD.

MONEY, BUT ALSO INSANE. >> YES, DAD. >> HEY, WHAT ABOUT WORKING HERE?

>> YES, DAD. >> HEY, WHAT ABOUT WORKING HERE? I COULD USE AN UNDERAGE DELIVERY

>> HEY, WHAT ABOUT WORKING HERE? I COULD USE AN UNDERAGE DELIVERY BOY THAT I COULD PAY WHATEVER I

I COULD USE AN UNDERAGE DELIVERY BOY THAT I COULD PAY WHATEVER I WANT.

BOY THAT I COULD PAY WHATEVER I WANT. >> THERE YOU GO.

WANT. >> THERE YOU GO. HE'LL TAKE IT.

>> THERE YOU GO. HE'LL TAKE IT. >> GREAT!

HE'LL TAKE IT. >> GREAT! YOU CAN START TOMORROW AFTER

>> GREAT! YOU CAN START TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL.

YOU CAN START TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL. >> THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI.

SCHOOL. >> THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI. >> HEH, NO PROB, OREL.

>> THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI. >> HEH, NO PROB, OREL. >> NOW, LET'S GO TO CHURCH.

>> HEH, NO PROB, OREL. >> NOW, LET'S GO TO CHURCH. [GULPING]

>> NOW, LET'S GO TO CHURCH. [GULPING] >> BRETHREN, TODAY I LOOK AROUND

[GULPING] >> BRETHREN, TODAY I LOOK AROUND THE STREETS OF MORALTON AND MY

>> BRETHREN, TODAY I LOOK AROUND THE STREETS OF MORALTON AND MY HEART BREAKS.

THE STREETS OF MORALTON AND MY HEART BREAKS. BUT IT ISN'T THE HEARTBREAK I

HEART BREAKS. BUT IT ISN'T THE HEARTBREAK I GET WHEN A WOMAN REJECTS ME...

BUT IT ISN'T THE HEARTBREAK I GET WHEN A WOMAN REJECTS ME... >> NO!

GET WHEN A WOMAN REJECTS ME... >> NO! >> OH, NO.

>> NO! >> OH, NO. THIS IS A LESSER...

>> OH, NO. THIS IS A LESSER... >> [BURPS]

THIS IS A LESSER... >> [BURPS] YET STILL POTENT HEARTBREAK.

>> [BURPS] YET STILL POTENT HEARTBREAK. IT IS THE HEARTBREAK FOR MY

YET STILL POTENT HEARTBREAK. IT IS THE HEARTBREAK FOR MY FELLOW MAN.

IT IS THE HEARTBREAK FOR MY FELLOW MAN. THOSE LOST SOULS WHO WALK THE

FELLOW MAN. THOSE LOST SOULS WHO WALK THE STREETS WITHOUT MONEY IN THEIR

THOSE LOST SOULS WHO WALK THE STREETS WITHOUT MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS, SHOES ON THEIR FEET, OR

STREETS WITHOUT MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS, SHOES ON THEIR FEET, OR HAIR ON THEIR HEADS.

POCKETS, SHOES ON THEIR FEET, OR HAIR ON THEIR HEADS. >> [GRUNTING]

HAIR ON THEIR HEADS. >> [GRUNTING] >> THOSE UNFORTUNATE WRETCHES

>> [GRUNTING] >> THOSE UNFORTUNATE WRETCHES WHO CANNOT AFFORD FOOTWEAR AND

>> THOSE UNFORTUNATE WRETCHES WHO CANNOT AFFORD FOOTWEAR AND DO NOT HAVE THE MEANS TO

WHO CANNOT AFFORD FOOTWEAR AND DO NOT HAVE THE MEANS TO PURCHASE TOUPEES...

DO NOT HAVE THE MEANS TO PURCHASE TOUPEES... FOR THEY ARE POOR.

PURCHASE TOUPEES... FOR THEY ARE POOR. WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN THEM,

FOR THEY ARE POOR. WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN THEM, YOU ASK?

WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN THEM, YOU ASK? WHY HAS HE IGNORED THEM?

YOU ASK? WHY HAS HE IGNORED THEM? HE HASN'T IGNORED THEM, DEAR

WHY HAS HE IGNORED THEM? HE HASN'T IGNORED THEM, DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

HE HASN'T IGNORED THEM, DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS. OH, NO.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS. OH, NO. GOD HAS TAKEN AWAY THEIR SHOES

OH, NO. GOD HAS TAKEN AWAY THEIR SHOES AND MONEY AND WIGS FOR A

GOD HAS TAKEN AWAY THEIR SHOES AND MONEY AND WIGS FOR A SPECIFIC REASON.

AND MONEY AND WIGS FOR A SPECIFIC REASON. NOT JUST BECAUSE HE IS A JERK,

SPECIFIC REASON. NOT JUST BECAUSE HE IS A JERK, BUT BECAUSE HE MUST TEST US.

NOT JUST BECAUSE HE IS A JERK, BUT BECAUSE HE MUST TEST US. THE LORD HAS PUT IT TO ALL HIS

BUT BECAUSE HE MUST TEST US. THE LORD HAS PUT IT TO ALL HIS CHILDREN THAT WE MUST HELP THE

THE LORD HAS PUT IT TO ALL HIS CHILDREN THAT WE MUST HELP THE POOR WITH OUR CHARITY

CHILDREN THAT WE MUST HELP THE POOR WITH OUR CHARITY OR BURN IN HELL.

POOR WITH OUR CHARITY OR BURN IN HELL. SO, TO YOU I SAY,

OR BURN IN HELL. SO, TO YOU I SAY, "HELP THE POOR--IF YOU KNOW

SO, TO YOU I SAY, "HELP THE POOR--IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU."

"HELP THE POOR--IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU." AMEN.

WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU." AMEN. >> AMEN.

AMEN. >> AMEN. >> MADE A KILLING TODAY,

>> AMEN. >> MADE A KILLING TODAY, HUH, OREL?

>> MADE A KILLING TODAY, HUH, OREL? >> YES, SIR.

HUH, OREL? >> YES, SIR. I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH WITH THESE

>> YES, SIR. I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH WITH THESE TIPS AND THE 25 CENTS AN HOUR

I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH WITH THESE TIPS AND THE 25 CENTS AN HOUR YOU'RE GIVING ME.

TIPS AND THE 25 CENTS AN HOUR YOU'RE GIVING ME. >> NOT TILL TWO FRIDAYS

YOU'RE GIVING ME. >> NOT TILL TWO FRIDAYS FROM NOW.

>> NOT TILL TWO FRIDAYS FROM NOW. >> I KNOW.

FROM NOW. >> I KNOW. CAN I GO, MR. FIGURELLI?

>> I KNOW. CAN I GO, MR. FIGURELLI? >> OH, YEAH.

CAN I GO, MR. FIGURELLI? >> OH, YEAH. QUICK, BEFORE I OWE YOU ANOTHER

>> OH, YEAH. QUICK, BEFORE I OWE YOU ANOTHER QUARTER.

QUICK, BEFORE I OWE YOU ANOTHER QUARTER. >> OK.

QUARTER. >> OK. BYE!

>> OK. BYE! >> [COUGHING]

BYE! >> [COUGHING] >> HELP THE POOR--

>> [COUGHING] >> HELP THE POOR-- IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

>> HELP THE POOR-- IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. >> HOT DOG!

IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. >> HOT DOG! >> [COUGHING CONTINUES]

>> HOT DOG! >> [COUGHING CONTINUES] >> HELLO.

>> [COUGHING CONTINUES] >> HELLO. >> HEY, KID, WANT SOME CRACK?

>> HELLO. >> HEY, KID, WANT SOME CRACK? >> GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT

>> HEY, KID, WANT SOME CRACK? >> GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT SHOULDN'T I BE GIVING

>> GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT SHOULDN'T I BE GIVING YOU SOMETHING INSTEAD?

IS, BUT SHOULDN'T I BE GIVING YOU SOMETHING INSTEAD? >> WHAT?

YOU SOMETHING INSTEAD? >> WHAT? >> WELL, YOU'RE POOR,

>> WHAT? >> WELL, YOU'RE POOR, AND ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS

>> WELL, YOU'RE POOR, AND ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS SHOULD HELP THE POOR.

AND ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS SHOULD HELP THE POOR. WELL, HERE, SIR--

SHOULD HELP THE POOR. WELL, HERE, SIR-- TAKE THIS CHARITY.

WELL, HERE, SIR-- TAKE THIS CHARITY. THE LORD WANTS ME TO HELP YOU.

TAKE THIS CHARITY. THE LORD WANTS ME TO HELP YOU. >> UH, YOU WANT TO GIVE

THE LORD WANTS ME TO HELP YOU. >> UH, YOU WANT TO GIVE THIS TO ME?

>> UH, YOU WANT TO GIVE THIS TO ME? NO ONE'S EVER GIVEN ME SOMETHING

THIS TO ME? NO ONE'S EVER GIVEN ME SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.

NO ONE'S EVER GIVEN ME SOMETHING FOR NOTHING. YOU'VE MELTED MY COLD HEART.

FOR NOTHING. YOU'VE MELTED MY COLD HEART. HERE, TAKE THE CRACK.

YOU'VE MELTED MY COLD HEART. HERE, TAKE THE CRACK. >> OH, NO, THANKS.

HERE, TAKE THE CRACK. >> OH, NO, THANKS. YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE ME

>> OH, NO, THANKS. YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING.

YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING. I'M NOT GOING TO BURN IN HELL.

ANYTHING. I'M NOT GOING TO BURN IN HELL. >> OH, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO

I'M NOT GOING TO BURN IN HELL. >> OH, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR A FELLOW CHRISTIAN, AND

>> OH, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR A FELLOW CHRISTIAN, AND BELIEVE ME, YOU'LL BE DOING ME A

FOR A FELLOW CHRISTIAN, AND BELIEVE ME, YOU'LL BE DOING ME A FAVOR BY TAKING THIS.

BELIEVE ME, YOU'LL BE DOING ME A FAVOR BY TAKING THIS. >> REALLY, SIR?

FAVOR BY TAKING THIS. >> REALLY, SIR? HOW?

>> REALLY, SIR? HOW? >> YOU DO THIS STUFF ONCE AND

HOW? >> YOU DO THIS STUFF ONCE AND YOU'LL BE COMING BACK FOR MORE--

>> YOU DO THIS STUFF ONCE AND YOU'LL BE COMING BACK FOR MORE-- I GUARANTEE IT.

YOU'LL BE COMING BACK FOR MORE-- I GUARANTEE IT. >> WELL, IF IT REALLY

I GUARANTEE IT. >> WELL, IF IT REALLY HELPS YOU...

>> WELL, IF IT REALLY HELPS YOU... WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?

HELPS YOU... WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? >> UM, A KID YOUR AGE...

WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? >> UM, A KID YOUR AGE... I'D SMOKE IT.

>> UM, A KID YOUR AGE... I'D SMOKE IT. >> OH, I'M TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE.

I'D SMOKE IT. >> OH, I'M TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE. >> DON'T WORRY.

>> OH, I'M TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE. >> DON'T WORRY. THERE'S NO LEGAL AGE LIMIT FOR

>> DON'T WORRY. THERE'S NO LEGAL AGE LIMIT FOR THIS STUFF.

THERE'S NO LEGAL AGE LIMIT FOR THIS STUFF. >> IT'S NOT TOBACCO?

THIS STUFF. >> IT'S NOT TOBACCO? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> IT'S NOT TOBACCO? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> HMM.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> HMM. WELL, I GUESS IT'S OK THEN.

>> HMM. WELL, I GUESS IT'S OK THEN. >> I'LL THROW IN THIS PIPE

WELL, I GUESS IT'S OK THEN. >> I'LL THROW IN THIS PIPE FOR FREE.

>> I'LL THROW IN THIS PIPE FOR FREE. >> GEE, THANKS!

FOR FREE. >> GEE, THANKS! WELL, I'D BETTER GO HOME BEFORE

>> GEE, THANKS! WELL, I'D BETTER GO HOME BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE.

WELL, I'D BETTER GO HOME BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE. BYE!

IT GETS TOO LATE. BYE! HI, MOM.

BYE! HI, MOM. HI, DAD.

HI, MOM. HI, DAD. >> MY, YOU'RE GETTING HOME

HI, DAD. >> MY, YOU'RE GETTING HOME LATE, OREL.

>> MY, YOU'RE GETTING HOME LATE, OREL. >> HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY,

LATE, OREL. >> HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY, WORKING BOY?

>> HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY, WORKING BOY? >> GREAT, DAD.

WORKING BOY? >> GREAT, DAD. I MADE A LOT OF MONEY.

>> GREAT, DAD. I MADE A LOT OF MONEY. >> GOODY, GOODY, GOODY,

I MADE A LOT OF MONEY. >> GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY!

>> GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY! LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE,

GOODY, GOODY! LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE!

LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE! >> THAT'S THE BEST PART--

LET ME SEE! >> THAT'S THE BEST PART-- I GAVE IT ALL TO A HOMELESS MAN.

>> THAT'S THE BEST PART-- I GAVE IT ALL TO A HOMELESS MAN. >> WHAT?

I GAVE IT ALL TO A HOMELESS MAN. >> WHAT? >> JUST LIKE GOD WANTS US TO DO.

>> WHAT? >> JUST LIKE GOD WANTS US TO DO. >> WELL, THAT WAS VERY

>> JUST LIKE GOD WANTS US TO DO. >> WELL, THAT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU.

>> WELL, THAT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU. >> YEAH, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO

SWEET OF YOU. >> YEAH, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT ALL?

>> YEAH, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT ALL? NOW YOU'RE POOR.

GIVE IT ALL? NOW YOU'RE POOR. >> ACTUALLY, HE GAVE ME

NOW YOU'RE POOR. >> ACTUALLY, HE GAVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE MONEY, SO I

>> ACTUALLY, HE GAVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE MONEY, SO I KIND OF HELPED HIM OUT BY

SOMETHING FOR THE MONEY, SO I KIND OF HELPED HIM OUT BY LETTING HIM SELL ME SOME STUFF.

KIND OF HELPED HIM OUT BY LETTING HIM SELL ME SOME STUFF. >> OH.

LETTING HIM SELL ME SOME STUFF. >> OH. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S OK--

>> OH. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S OK-- AS LONG AS YOU CAN USE WHATEVER

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S OK-- AS LONG AS YOU CAN USE WHATEVER HE GIVES YOU.

AS LONG AS YOU CAN USE WHATEVER HE GIVES YOU. >> OH, I'M GOING TO GO USE IT

HE GIVES YOU. >> OH, I'M GOING TO GO USE IT RIGHT NOW.

>> OH, I'M GOING TO GO USE IT RIGHT NOW. >> GOOD BOY, SON.

RIGHT NOW. >> GOOD BOY, SON. GOOD BOY.

>> GOOD BOY, SON. GOOD BOY. >> � DOOP-DOO-DOO DOO DOO

GOOD BOY. >> � DOOP-DOO-DOO DOO DOO [DOOR CLOSES]

>> � DOOP-DOO-DOO DOO DOO [DOOR CLOSES] >> WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HE'S

[DOOR CLOSES] >> WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HE'S GOING UPSTAIRS TO USE, EXACTLY?

>> WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HE'S GOING UPSTAIRS TO USE, EXACTLY? >> ["I DON'T KNOW" SOUND]

GOING UPSTAIRS TO USE, EXACTLY? >> ["I DON'T KNOW" SOUND] >> IMITATING CAR]

>> ["I DON'T KNOW" SOUND] >> IMITATING CAR] IMITATING BRAKES]

>> IMITATING CAR] IMITATING BRAKES] IMITATING GUNFIRE]

IMITATING BRAKES] IMITATING GUNFIRE] [GASP]

IMITATING GUNFIRE] [GASP] >> LOOK, SAMPSON--CRACK!

[GASP] >> LOOK, SAMPSON--CRACK! HOORAY!

>> LOOK, SAMPSON--CRACK! HOORAY! HMM.

HOORAY! HMM. POOR PEOPLE SMOKE IT.

HMM. POOR PEOPLE SMOKE IT. IT MUST BE GOOD.

POOR PEOPLE SMOKE IT. IT MUST BE GOOD. I'LL SAY.

IT MUST BE GOOD. I'LL SAY. HEY, OREL, YOU BETTER TRY SOME.

I'LL SAY. HEY, OREL, YOU BETTER TRY SOME. IT'S A SIN TO WASTE YOUR MONEY.

HEY, OREL, YOU BETTER TRY SOME. IT'S A SIN TO WASTE YOUR MONEY. GREAT IDEA!

IT'S A SIN TO WASTE YOUR MONEY. GREAT IDEA! I'LL SMOKE THE CRACK.

GREAT IDEA! I'LL SMOKE THE CRACK. HALLE...

I'LL SMOKE THE CRACK. HALLE... LUJAH.

HALLE... LUJAH. I HOPE YOU LOVE IT AS MUCH AS

LUJAH. I HOPE YOU LOVE IT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU.

I HOPE YOU LOVE IT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. SHUT UP, JESUS.

I LOVE YOU. SHUT UP, JESUS. WHEE!

SHUT UP, JESUS. WHEE! LOVE YA!

[PANTING] >> AH, THAT'S THE LAST DELIVERY FOR THE DAY.

>> AH, THAT'S THE LAST DELIVERY FOR THE DAY. >> WHAT?

FOR THE DAY. >> WHAT? I BARELY MADE HALF OF WHAT

>> WHAT? I BARELY MADE HALF OF WHAT I USUALLY MAKE.

I BARELY MADE HALF OF WHAT I USUALLY MAKE. >> SLOW DAY, SON.

I USUALLY MAKE. >> SLOW DAY, SON. >> I WANT TO RETURN THESE.

>> SLOW DAY, SON. >> I WANT TO RETURN THESE. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!

>> I WANT TO RETURN THESE. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK! >> NO CAN DO, OREL.

GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK! >> NO CAN DO, OREL. [WHIMPERS]

>> NO CAN DO, OREL. [WHIMPERS] >> I'M TRYING TO HELP THE POOR,

[WHIMPERS] >> I'M TRYING TO HELP THE POOR, YOU JERK.

>> I'M TRYING TO HELP THE POOR, YOU JERK. >> OREL, WHAT'S COME OVER YOU?

YOU JERK. >> OREL, WHAT'S COME OVER YOU? [WHIMPERS]

>> OREL, WHAT'S COME OVER YOU? [WHIMPERS] >> I DIDN'T MAKE NEARLY ENOUGH

[WHIMPERS] >> I DIDN'T MAKE NEARLY ENOUGH SCRATCH TODAY!

>> I DIDN'T MAKE NEARLY ENOUGH SCRATCH TODAY! >> NO RETURN POLICY.

SCRATCH TODAY! >> NO RETURN POLICY. YOU KNOW THAT, OREL.

>> NO RETURN POLICY. YOU KNOW THAT, OREL. YOU WORK HERE.

YOU KNOW THAT, OREL. YOU WORK HERE. >> NO, I DON'T.

YOU WORK HERE. >> NO, I DON'T. I QUIT!

>> NO, I DON'T. I QUIT! >> AH, KIDS THESE DAYS.

I QUIT! >> AH, KIDS THESE DAYS. [WHISTLING]

>> HEY! � BLOOD, BLOOD, MONEY, MONEY BOOZE, BOOZE, BOOZE �

� BLOOD, BLOOD, MONEY, MONEY BOOZE, BOOZE, BOOZE � >> NORMALLY YOU'D BE TOO YOUNG

BOOZE, BOOZE, BOOZE � >> NORMALLY YOU'D BE TOO YOUNG TO GIVE ON YOUR OWN, OREL, BUT I

>> NORMALLY YOU'D BE TOO YOUNG TO GIVE ON YOUR OWN, OREL, BUT I KNOW YOUR DAD'S TRYING TO TEACH

TO GIVE ON YOUR OWN, OREL, BUT I KNOW YOUR DAD'S TRYING TO TEACH YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF MONEY.

KNOW YOUR DAD'S TRYING TO TEACH YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF MONEY. >> YEAH, AND BELIEVE ME,

YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF MONEY. >> YEAH, AND BELIEVE ME, I'M LEARNING.

>> YEAH, AND BELIEVE ME, I'M LEARNING. NOW TAKE MY BLOOD AND GIVE ME

I'M LEARNING. NOW TAKE MY BLOOD AND GIVE ME THAT CASH, FAST.

NOW TAKE MY BLOOD AND GIVE ME THAT CASH, FAST. >> WELL, I THINK HE'LL BE VERY

THAT CASH, FAST. >> WELL, I THINK HE'LL BE VERY PLEASED WITH YOUR NEW ATTITUDE.

>> WELL, I THINK HE'LL BE VERY PLEASED WITH YOUR NEW ATTITUDE. HOLD STILL, SON, I CAN'T FIND

PLEASED WITH YOUR NEW ATTITUDE. HOLD STILL, SON, I CAN'T FIND THE VEIN.

HOLD STILL, SON, I CAN'T FIND THE VEIN. >> HURRY, I'M DYING HERE!

THE VEIN. >> HURRY, I'M DYING HERE! GIVE ME THAT!

>> HURRY, I'M DYING HERE! GIVE ME THAT! >> HMM, UH...

GIVE ME THAT! >> HMM, UH... LET ME GET YOU A BANDAGE.

>> HMM, UH... LET ME GET YOU A BANDAGE. >> GOT MY OWN.

LET ME GET YOU A BANDAGE. >> GOT MY OWN. >> HO HO!

>> GOT MY OWN. >> HO HO! WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY PREPARED.

>> HO HO! WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY PREPARED. >> YAKITTY YAK!

WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY PREPARED. >> YAKITTY YAK! WHERE'S THE SAWBUCK?

>> YAKITTY YAK! WHERE'S THE SAWBUCK? [SHUDDERING]

WHERE'S THE SAWBUCK? [SHUDDERING] AHH!

[SHUDDERING] AHH! BLESSED BE THE LORD.

AHH! BLESSED BE THE LORD. HURRY, SIR.

BLESSED BE THE LORD. HURRY, SIR. I'M JONESING!

HURRY, SIR. I'M JONESING! HERE.

I'M JONESING! HERE. >> HEY, I LIKE YOU, KID.

HERE. >> HEY, I LIKE YOU, KID. YOU REMIND ME OF A SHORT ME.

>> HEY, I LIKE YOU, KID. YOU REMIND ME OF A SHORT ME. >> AHEM.

YOU REMIND ME OF A SHORT ME. >> AHEM. PUT YOUR HANDS UP.

>> AHEM. PUT YOUR HANDS UP. >> OREL, YOU KNOW HE

PUT YOUR HANDS UP. >> OREL, YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T MEAN YOU.

>> OREL, YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T MEAN YOU. NOW, COME OVER HERE, SON.

DIDN'T MEAN YOU. NOW, COME OVER HERE, SON. >> OH, THIS IS JIVE!

NOW, COME OVER HERE, SON. >> OH, THIS IS JIVE! >> OREL!

>> OH, THIS IS JIVE! >> OREL! I THINK WE HAVE A DATE--

>> OREL! I THINK WE HAVE A DATE-- IN MY STUDY.

I THINK WE HAVE A DATE-- IN MY STUDY. >> [GULP]

IN MY STUDY. >> [GULP] >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SON.

>> [GULP] >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SON. WHY GET MIXED UP WITH A FELLOW

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SON. WHY GET MIXED UP WITH A FELLOW LIKE THAT?

WHY GET MIXED UP WITH A FELLOW LIKE THAT? >> GEE, DAD, I WAS ONLY TRYING

LIKE THAT? >> GEE, DAD, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN

>> GEE, DAD, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND HELP THE POOR.

TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND HELP THE POOR. >> THE POOR?

AND HELP THE POOR. >> THE POOR? OREL, THAT MAN WAS RICHER

>> THE POOR? OREL, THAT MAN WAS RICHER THAN ME.

OREL, THAT MAN WAS RICHER THAN ME. >> HE WAS?

THAN ME. >> HE WAS? >> MM-HMM.

>> HE WAS? >> MM-HMM. SELLING CRACK IS A LUCRATIVE

>> MM-HMM. SELLING CRACK IS A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS RIGHT NOW.

SELLING CRACK IS A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE LOVE IT.

BUSINESS RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE LOVE IT. THAT "POOR MAN" IS MAKING A

PEOPLE LOVE IT. THAT "POOR MAN" IS MAKING A KILLING.

THAT "POOR MAN" IS MAKING A KILLING. HE'S LUCKY.

KILLING. HE'S LUCKY. >> BUT HE LOOKS SO DOWN AND OUT.

HE'S LUCKY. >> BUT HE LOOKS SO DOWN AND OUT. >> HA!

>> BUT HE LOOKS SO DOWN AND OUT. >> HA! MORE LIKE UP AND IN.

>> HA! MORE LIKE UP AND IN. >> WOW.

MORE LIKE UP AND IN. >> WOW. >> ANYWAY, ALL THIS DOESN'T

>> WOW. >> ANYWAY, ALL THIS DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT WRAPPED UP

>> ANYWAY, ALL THIS DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT WRAPPED UP IN ALL THIS AWFUL BUSINESS.

EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT WRAPPED UP IN ALL THIS AWFUL BUSINESS. >> WELL, I GAVE HIM MONEY SO HE

IN ALL THIS AWFUL BUSINESS. >> WELL, I GAVE HIM MONEY SO HE GAVE ME THE CRACK.

>> WELL, I GAVE HIM MONEY SO HE GAVE ME THE CRACK. AND I HAD TO USE IT, DAD,

GAVE ME THE CRACK. AND I HAD TO USE IT, DAD, REMEMBER?

AND I HAD TO USE IT, DAD, REMEMBER? BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID TO ME--

REMEMBER? BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID TO ME-- IT'S A SIN TO WASTE GOOD MONEY.

BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID TO ME-- IT'S A SIN TO WASTE GOOD MONEY. >> THAT IS RIGHT, SON.

IT'S A SIN TO WASTE GOOD MONEY. >> THAT IS RIGHT, SON. I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT.

>> THAT IS RIGHT, SON. I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE

I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE THE TRUE DANGER OF CRACK.

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE THE TRUE DANGER OF CRACK. CRACK IS A GATEWAY TO SLANG.

THE TRUE DANGER OF CRACK. CRACK IS A GATEWAY TO SLANG. >> SLANG?

CRACK IS A GATEWAY TO SLANG. >> SLANG? >> YES.

>> SLANG? >> YES. REMEMBER, SON: PEOPLE KNOW WHO

>> YES. REMEMBER, SON: PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE BY THE WORDS YOU USE,

REMEMBER, SON: PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE BY THE WORDS YOU USE, NOT THE THINGS YOU DO.

YOU ARE BY THE WORDS YOU USE, NOT THE THINGS YOU DO. >> I'M SORRY, DAD.

NOT THE THINGS YOU DO. >> I'M SORRY, DAD. FROM NOW ON, WHEN I DO DRUGS,

>> I'M SORRY, DAD. FROM NOW ON, WHEN I DO DRUGS, I'M GOING TO SPEAK PROPERLY.

FROM NOW ON, WHEN I DO DRUGS, I'M GOING TO SPEAK PROPERLY. >> ATTABOY!

I'M GOING TO SPEAK PROPERLY. >> ATTABOY! JUST REMEMBER THE LOST

>> ATTABOY! JUST REMEMBER THE LOST 13th COMMANDMENT:

JUST REMEMBER THE LOST 13th COMMANDMENT: THOU SHALT NOT BASTARDIZE

13th COMMANDMENT: THOU SHALT NOT BASTARDIZE THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE.

THOU SHALT NOT BASTARDIZE THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE. >> OH.

THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE. >> OH. >> WELL, I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED

>> OH. >> WELL, I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

>> WELL, I THINK YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON. NOW GIVE ME THAT CRACK,

YOUR LESSON. NOW GIVE ME THAT CRACK, AND HALF THE PROFIT I MAKE FROM

NOW GIVE ME THAT CRACK, AND HALF THE PROFIT I MAKE FROM IT WILL GO IN THE DONATION TRAY

AND HALF THE PROFIT I MAKE FROM IT WILL GO IN THE DONATION TRAY THIS SUNDAY AT CHURCH.

IT WILL GO IN THE DONATION TRAY THIS SUNDAY AT CHURCH. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR IT?

THIS SUNDAY AT CHURCH. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR IT? >> 50 BUCKS,

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR IT? >> 50 BUCKS, BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD.

>> 50 BUCKS, BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD. YOU CAN PROBABLY GET DOUBLE

BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD. YOU CAN PROBABLY GET DOUBLE THAT.

YOU CAN PROBABLY GET DOUBLE THAT. >> HA HA!

THAT. >> HA HA! THAT'S MY BOY.

>> HA HA! THAT'S MY BOY. LET'S EAT!

THAT'S MY BOY. LET'S EAT! [SHUTTER CLICKING]

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>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE!