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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:06,350 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:19,430 [crackling] 3 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,890 [explosion] 4 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:30,890 [instrumental music] 5 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,230 [upbeat music] 6 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,980 ♪ Uh huh uh huh ♪ 7 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,850 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 8 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:54,020 ♪ You wonder why nobody does it better ♪ 9 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,100 ♪ This one goes out ♪ 10 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:57,680 Jon Jon! 11 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:59,810 ♪ To all the niggas out there.. ♪ 12 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:01,520 Jon Jon, wake up. 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,810 I need you to do me a favor. 14 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:04,310 Now your Uncle Charles is taking mama 15 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:06,310 and Aunt Linda away for the weekend, okay? 16 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:08,890 And he needs somebody to watch his house. 17 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:10,060 Now, what I need you to do 18 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:11,850 is take a note to school for your sister 19 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:13,430 so she can house-sit. 20 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,980 [coughing] 21 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:20,480 - Oh. - Oh, oh.. 22 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,980 Mom, I'm sick. 23 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:24,680 Oh, baby.. 24 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:27,640 My tuca-tuca boo-boo. 25 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,180 You don't feel warm. 26 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:31,560 Let mommy get the thermometer, okay? 27 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,060 Get the thermometer. 28 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:42,060 [slurps] 29 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:49,350 [retching] 30 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:50,390 [grunting] 31 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,770 Oh, my little chookie 32 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:55,600 I guess you are sick. 33 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,350 Oh, boobie, you want mommy 34 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:59,020 to take baby to the doctor? 35 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,480 No, no! 36 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,350 You know I don't like doctors. 37 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:04,350 Okay, baby. 38 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:05,850 Oh, shoot. 39 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:08,890 I would hate for both of us to have to miss school. 40 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:10,810 Me here sick in bed 41 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:12,890 while Monique's over at Uncle Charles' house 42 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:15,560 just sitting on her butt doing nothing. 43 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,230 Oh, sweetie.. 44 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:19,560 I better try to get up and go. 45 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,980 I don't want it to get around school 46 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:22,520 that the Harris family doesn't represent. 47 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,060 Oh, no, no, no, baby. 48 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,600 If anybody's going to school, it's gonna be Monique. 49 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,140 Now, do you think you can go over 50 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:30,730 to Uncle Charles' house and rest over there? 51 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:31,890 Maybe. 52 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:33,390 Oh, he just needs somebody 53 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,310 to stay for the weekend, okay? 54 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:36,730 He says his alarm is broke 55 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:38,020 but your daddy says he's just too cheap 56 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,310 to buy a good one 57 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:41,270 since mama and Linda are always there. 58 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:43,980 But he's taking 'em with him this weekend. 59 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,230 I can make it. 60 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,680 Oh, no, no, baby. 61 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:48,270 Okay, mama, I am ready. 62 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:49,810 I got my phone book, my bathing suit 63 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,770 the weed.. 64 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:54,980 ...whacker, 'cause uncle Charles' lawn 65 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:56,980 needs...whacking. 66 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,060 Uh, Monique? 67 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:01,140 Is that you, Monique? 68 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:02,310 Oh.. 69 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,230 Look, baby, Jon Jon is sick. 70 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,430 So, instead of both of you missing out on school 71 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,350 Jon Jon's gonna house-sit. 72 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:10,230 What! Mama! 73 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:11,640 Oh, look, you're going to school. 74 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:14,140 Now, kiss your brother. 75 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,310 Ugh. 76 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:21,180 But, mama, I already have my whole weekend planned. 77 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:23,600 Some friends, the pool, just chillin'. 78 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,980 Well, the last thing your uncle wants 79 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:26,980 at his house is your little hootchie girlfriends 80 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,600 and them chain-snatching boys you seem to attract. 81 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,810 Don't make no damn sense. 82 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:32,390 Gotta go through this every day. 83 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,560 Who's hootchie? 84 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,100 Come on, let's go. I'm running late. 85 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:37,230 And-and we still gotta go by 86 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,350 your cheap brother's house. 87 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,680 Oh, there you go. 88 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:41,180 You just mad because he didn't buy an alarm 89 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:42,270 from your company. 90 00:03:42,350 --> 00:03:43,430 Shoot, and why should he? 91 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,100 He has my kids to look after his house. 92 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,730 He's cheap, cheap, cheap, I tell you. 93 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:47,980 We don't have to go over there. 94 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,890 Jon Jon is house-sitting because he's sick. 95 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,350 Jon Jon ain't sick. 96 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,520 Get in the car. 97 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,560 And if he is so cheap 98 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,640 why is he taking his whole family 99 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,140 to the Bahamas for the weekend? 100 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,350 Shoot, I'd take my family, too 101 00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:58,640 if all I had to do was charge you 102 00:03:58,730 --> 00:03:59,680 to one of my clients. 103 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:00,770 Now, get in the car! 104 00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:02,890 - Daddy! - Get in the car! 105 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,890 [mumbling] 106 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,390 I did it. 107 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,560 [music on stereo] 108 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:51,770 [music continues] 109 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,480 Ooh! 110 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,020 [scatting] 111 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:23,810 Ooh! 112 00:05:25,270 --> 00:05:27,060 Ah, ah, ah, ah.. 113 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:38,230 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 114 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,270 [upbeat music] 115 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:40,430 [phone rings] 116 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,930 Get out. I'm on the toilet. 117 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,640 Mom told me to come brush my teeth, so shut up. 118 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:46,020 [phone ringing] 119 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,770 [indistinct chatter] 120 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,140 - Hello. - Yo, it's me! 121 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:54,430 - Who this? - It's me. Hold on. 122 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,480 [dialing] 123 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,100 [phone ringing] 124 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,560 - Hello. - Yo, T. 125 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,930 - Yeah. - Hold on. 126 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,770 Look, we not going to school today. 127 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:09,350 We got some things to do. 128 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:11,020 Like what? 129 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,390 Never mind, man. 130 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,310 Just meet me at 1-3-2-0-0 Beverly Glen 131 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:18,230 at 9 a.m. 132 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:19,230 For what? 133 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:21,890 Would you just trust me? Damn. 134 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,060 I'm tellin' mom. 135 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,270 Alright, alright, alright. 136 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,140 'T, I'll meet you there in a little bit.' 137 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:28,180 You're all trippin'. I got a test today. 138 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:29,560 Look, T, trust me. 139 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,100 I got this. 140 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,270 [instrumental music] 141 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:39,350 ♪ Choppin' broccoli ♪ 142 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,390 ♪ Choppin' broccoli ♪♪ 143 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,350 Whoo! 144 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:45,520 [instrumental music] 145 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:14,770 Uncle Charles? 146 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:15,770 Oh, hell, no. 147 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,180 Boy, what are you doing here 148 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,680 and where is your sister? 149 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:21,640 Well, I was home sick from school today 150 00:07:21,730 --> 00:07:23,520 so my mom sent me instead 151 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,020 so we both wouldn't have to miss school. 152 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,180 [coughs] 153 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:28,430 Hey, hey, boy. hey, hey. 154 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,180 Don't get none of that on none of this. 155 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:32,350 I got you. 156 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,770 Is that you, baby? 157 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:37,480 - Hey, grandma. - Oh, baby, you look so good. 158 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,680 Ooh, you done grown so much 159 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:40,060 since the last time I saw you. 160 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,390 Nana, you just came over to the house 161 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,730 for dinner last weekend. 162 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:47,390 Don't you sass me. Don't you sass me, boy! 163 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,480 - Hey, Aunt Linda.. - Hey, Jon Jon. 164 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,230 Did you say you were sick, sweetie? 165 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,350 Oh, oh, yeah. 166 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,100 I think it's the stomach flu. 167 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,890 Uh, lots of throwing up. 168 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:58,350 Lots and lots of mucus. 169 00:07:58,430 --> 00:07:59,430 [sniffs] 170 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,730 Uh, get better, baby. 171 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:03,810 Let's go, ladies. Come on. Chop, chop. 172 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:05,520 Ah, come on, mama. 173 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,430 Chop, chop, baby. Come on. 174 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,350 Ooh, girl, you look good, though. 175 00:08:11,430 --> 00:08:12,480 I'm gonna poke your hontas 176 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,390 a little bit later, I'm tellin' you. 177 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,230 Oh, yeah, boy, I'm gonna.. 178 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:18,100 Oh, look here, man. 179 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:19,270 Here's some emergency money 180 00:08:19,350 --> 00:08:20,730 in case something gets broke. 181 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:22,100 But if that happens 182 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,850 I'm gonna break my foot off in your ass 183 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:25,270 and break your jaw. 184 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:27,310 In fact, don't use nothin' 185 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,890 don't touch nothin' 186 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,020 don't be nothin'. 187 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,100 Just lay up in here, be sick. 188 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,600 Okay. 189 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,520 Alright. Get well. 190 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,100 But don't have nobody in my goddamn house! 191 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:44,060 Especially them two punk ass friends of yours. 192 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,270 - 'Charles!' - 'Charles!' 193 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,770 I'm coming! 194 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:49,140 We gonna miss our flight. 195 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,890 Oh, he did the same thing on our honeymoon. 196 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:53,390 Oh, my. 197 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,600 Now, stuff it in the car! 198 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,060 [instrumental music] 199 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,850 ♪ Uh huh uh huh ♪ 200 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,640 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 201 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:08,680 ♪ You wonder why nobody does it better ♪ 202 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:12,310 ♪ This one goes out ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 203 00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:15,390 ♪ To all the niggas out there yeah ♪ 204 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,810 ♪ I think they got some chillin' back ♪ 205 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,390 ♪ Homies chillin' ♪ 206 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,140 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 207 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,350 ♪ I put my dick up in your bitch for the fuck of it ♪ 208 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,060 ♪ Don't represent some other shit ♪ 209 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,140 ♪ Like some billboard bubble and none that shit ♪ 210 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,980 ♪ 'Cause you ought to see me the Stevie ♪ 211 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,350 ♪ Then everyday you're gonna wonder why you wanna be me ♪ 212 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:35,810 ♪ 'Cause everybody know my favorite.. ♪♪ 213 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:41,640 Whoo! 214 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,230 Damn. 215 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:01,140 [doorbell ringing] 216 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,850 [instrumental music] 217 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,640 Welcome, peasants. 218 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,350 - Damn. - Damn. 219 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:12,680 Yes, yes. Come on, come on, come on. 220 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:13,930 You know how we do it. 221 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,560 This is only the beginning, my friends. 222 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,180 [claps] Come, come. 223 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,020 This is the den. 224 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:41,180 - What is this? - Man. 225 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,020 Look, but don't touch. 226 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,810 Yes, take a look around, gentlemen. 227 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,060 Take a look around. 228 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,930 I like this. 229 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,430 This is fine. 230 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,730 You know, I'm so genius. 231 00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:01,390 What if we threw a party.. 232 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,560 ...to end all parties? 233 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,600 I mean, like.. 234 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,270 ...the bomb. 235 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:09,600 Man, that's cool and everything 236 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,350 but why don't we just invite a couple of girls over 237 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:13,980 you know, some dime pieces, and just chill? 238 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,600 - Yeah. - Aah! 239 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,350 Wrong answer. 240 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:20,600 I mean, how often do you get to chill 241 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,430 in a crib like this? 242 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,430 - Well.. - Never. 243 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,310 My point exactly. 244 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:28,350 Man, this party could be big. 245 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,390 It could be talked about for years 246 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,980 and years and years to come. 247 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,600 Okay, then, when? 248 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,020 Tonight. 249 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,430 (both) Tonight? 250 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,430 How are we gonna have a party like that tonight? 251 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,850 We're not even in school to tell everyone. 252 00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:45,100 [sighs] Peasants, peasants. 253 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:47,430 - Follow me. - Peasants? 254 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,430 - Who you callin' peasants? - What the.. 255 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,730 Punk. 256 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:53,640 Right this way. 257 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:56,810 [music continues] 258 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,980 [keys clacking] 259 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,140 Welcome to the future of party promoting, my friends. 260 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,930 And it's just that simple. 261 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,350 The word is out 262 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:34,520 and we got plenty of food, drinks, and music. 263 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,060 You guys make you something to eat. 264 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,270 I got a phone call to make. 265 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:38,930 (both) Cool. 266 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,930 [music continues] 267 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:55,270 [dialing] 268 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,980 Who you calling? 269 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,560 [phone ringing] 270 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,350 Flip Wilson High School. 271 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:06,270 Hello, this is Angela Johnson 272 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,980 'Tina Johnson's mother.' 273 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,480 I would like to remove my daughter 274 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,770 from school today. 275 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,270 (both) Oh, man. 276 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:15,640 You want to what? 277 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,310 From school. Is there a problem? 278 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,890 Prob.. I ain't got no problem. 279 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,850 You can come down here and get your daughter. 280 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,310 Okay, could you just give her a little note 281 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,770 telling her where to meet me? 282 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,100 Mnm-mnm, mnm-mnm, mnm-mnm. Honey, I can't do that. 283 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,600 School policy says 284 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,560 'we cannot release a child' 285 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,480 under the age of 18.. 286 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:35,310 ...without a parent or a guardian. 287 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,560 So that means you just gonna have to walk on down here 288 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,100 and get your little diva. 289 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,390 But-but I'm.. 290 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,730 But I'm at work. I can't pick her up. 291 00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,390 I'm on my job, too. 292 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,390 So, anything else I can help you with? 293 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,640 No, thank you. 294 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:52,230 You've been a great deal of help already. 295 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,850 I guess I'll see you when I get there. 296 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,520 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 297 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:02,100 What you all looking at me for? 298 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,810 You all don't know you're old? 299 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:07,020 You should've graduated three years ago. 300 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,430 You so old, you stink. Get out of here. 301 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,560 - So, now what, player-player? - Uh-huh? 302 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,680 [clicks tongue] I figured they might say something like that. 303 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:16,980 But I got a plan. 304 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,480 - I'm stumped. - Man. 305 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,100 [instrumental music] 306 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,020 (Charles) 'Oh, yes!' 307 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,060 What the hell? 308 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,140 Ride 'em, cowboy! 309 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:33,640 Oh, yeah, girl! 310 00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,390 - Ooh. - Yee-haw! 311 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,980 - Yeah. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 312 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,310 I'm tender-headed. 313 00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,850 Oh, I got some head for you to tend to. 314 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:41,890 Come on! 315 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,310 Look at him. 316 00:14:43,390 --> 00:14:45,020 Yee-haw! 317 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,810 [both moaning] 318 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,600 [clears throat] 319 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,310 (Linda on TV) 'Ride 'em, cowboy!' 320 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,270 Oh, I'm sorry. We was accidentally.. 321 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,310 Miss.. 322 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:57,480 Jon Jon? 323 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,390 [laughs] 324 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,020 I almost fooled you, didn't I? 325 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,980 Oh, you trippin'. 326 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,520 And the key word is almost. 327 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,810 Are you out your mind? 328 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:07,680 Man, you all don't believe in nothin'. 329 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,770 We can do this. 330 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:10,980 (both) We? 331 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,560 When did you start speaking French? 332 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,180 Oh, I am not leaving you all two here by yourselves. 333 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,180 Why not? 334 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,640 I'll tell you why not. 335 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,180 Because if I leave you all by yourselves 336 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,480 I don't know what you're gonna get into next. 337 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,980 Well, you know what, I want to go 338 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,310 'cause I can't wait to see you get busted. 339 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,850 [scoffs] Busted? Are you crazy? 340 00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:31,430 Man, I'm smooth as ice, twice as nice 341 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,350 and ain't never had a bad day in my damn life. 342 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,230 Now, come on. 343 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,520 Before I have to get my switch. 344 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,680 Come on! 345 00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,850 - Let's get this over with. - Come on. 346 00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:42,560 (Jon Jon) Come on. 347 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,680 Oh, hell, no. We can't take this. 348 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:50,060 (T) 'What do you mean, this?' 349 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,430 Man, this looks like it belongs 350 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,770 in the museum of modern crap. 351 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,520 Tina's mama wouldn't be caught dead 352 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,140 in a hooptie like this. 353 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,430 - Then what you want to do? - Come on. 354 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,180 [dramatic music] 355 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,060 (Mark) 'Now, that's a car.' 356 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,480 Correction, my friend. 357 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,140 This is an automobile 358 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:14,520 equipped with only the finest qualities of.. 359 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,770 ...everything. 360 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,180 It's alright. 361 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,850 I mean, the turn signal blink too fast on these cars. 362 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:20,060 I mean, blink, blink, blink, blink. 363 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,480 That's annoying. 364 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,560 Yeah, who wants a working turning signal anyway? 365 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,770 Whatever, man. 366 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,350 Now, come on. I gotta to be driving. 367 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,390 [engine cranking] 368 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,980 ♪ Uh huh uh huh ♪ 369 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,770 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 370 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,430 Welcome to Gay Way Airlines. How may I help you? 371 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,600 Welcome. Thanks for flying with us. 372 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,020 - First class. - First class. 373 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,930 - Thank you. - First class. Enjoy yourself. 374 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,600 - Coach. - Coach. 375 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,270 First class. Go on, diva. Work it out.. 376 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,600 [indistinct chatter] 377 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,850 Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. 378 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,390 Mmm, oh, you.. 379 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,600 [indistinct chatter] 380 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,390 Now, that was the person I was telling you about. 381 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,810 He don't look crazy to me. 382 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,100 Trust me, he is. 383 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,100 Hi, Mr. Lester, nice to see you again. 384 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,230 - Yeah. - Glad to have you. 385 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:14,350 If there's anything I can do 386 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,390 you can please let me know. 387 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,310 Uh, you got that special seat for me? 388 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,850 Yes, Mr. Lester, right here. 389 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:20,930 Right next to the emergency exit. 390 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,060 Just like you requested. 391 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,520 Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot. 392 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,850 Look, this ain't gonna take me 393 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:31,980 nothin' but a minute. 394 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,270 I'll be right back. 395 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:36,810 Hand me my purse. 396 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,980 Oh, he's gonna get caught. 397 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,230 Very much so. 398 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,640 Class, today we are going to be learning Shakespeare. 399 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:09,640 'Not just Shakespeare, but Macbeth.' 400 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,640 [humming] 401 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,640 Excuse me. 402 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,730 [clears throat] 403 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:19,850 What? 404 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:22,390 I'm here to pick up my daughter. 405 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,020 And who are you? 406 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:27,520 I'm Angela Johnson, Tina Johnson's mother. 407 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,730 Hmm. 408 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:30,180 We did speak on the phone, didn't we? 409 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:32,180 Yeah, that was me, alright. 410 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:34,100 Well, could you find my daughter? 411 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,810 - Go on, now. - 'Hm.' 412 00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,060 [humming] 413 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,890 "Double, double, toil and trouble. 414 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,850 Fire burn, and cauldron.. " 415 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,140 [phone ringing] 416 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,140 Yes? 417 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,480 Ms. Tupay? 418 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,060 Why? 419 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,310 Fine. 420 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,020 Tina Johnson, your mother has come 421 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:07,390 'to pick you up early from school.' 422 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,140 "Twice the brinded cat hath mewed 423 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:14,350 "thrice and once the hedge pig 424 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,730 '"Tis the poisoned fillet of a snake' 425 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:19,180 'eye of newt and toe of long.."' 426 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,890 Oh, hell, no! 427 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,100 What was that, Ms. Harris? 428 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,140 Nothing. 429 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,930 [phone ringing] 430 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,100 Mm-hmm. 431 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,100 Uh, hello? Hey, unc. 432 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,640 (Charles on phone) 'Boy, what the hell you doing?' 433 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:38,310 [coughs] Nothing. Why? 434 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,770 (Charles on phone) 'I just feel something.' 435 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,100 'I know you're over there screwing around' 436 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,680 'with something, I know it.' 437 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:45,850 Oh, oh no. Trust me, unc. Everything is perfect. 438 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,890 [coughing] 439 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,770 [school bell ringing] 440 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,140 (Charles on phone) 'What the hell is that?' 441 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,770 Oh, that's just the TV, unc. 442 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:54,180 I'm watching Cooleyhighharmony 443 00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:56,390 ♪ It's so hard to say ♪♪ 444 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,270 I gotta call you back. This is the best part. 445 00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,680 [sighs] 446 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:04,980 Hmm. 447 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,140 ♪ And Jesus loves me ♪ 448 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:14,810 ♪ Oh yes he does ♪ 449 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:18,560 ♪ The father by.. ♪ 450 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,810 [coughs] 451 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,020 Uh, my mother's supposed to be picking me up. 452 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,810 Baby! Oh, look at you there. 453 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,140 How you doing, baby? 454 00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:29,230 Ooh, ooh! 455 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,730 Uh, is there something wrong, mother? 456 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:34,810 Oh, no, baby, I just needed some help today. 457 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:36,350 - Help? - Help! 458 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,810 Well, I guess we'll be going now. 459 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,140 Toodle-oo. 460 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,430 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 461 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,930 ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ 462 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,020 - What? - What? 463 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:53,810 They made it? Ha! 464 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:54,810 Yeah. 465 00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:56,520 - In the back. - What? 466 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,890 Get in the back. 467 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:01,810 [indistinct chatter] 468 00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:04,390 Ooh! 469 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,350 Monique, will you sit down, please? 470 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,060 I will not have any more interruptions 471 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,730 during Shakespeare. 472 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,430 "Double, double.." 473 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,770 See, I've lost my place. 474 00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,560 'Where was I?' 475 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,810 ♪ Number one single ♪ 476 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,680 Welcome to Gay Way Airlines, where we fly happy. 477 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:27,600 See, this is the good part. 478 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,980 Charles, shut up. I ain't raise no sissies. 479 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,020 We have four emergency exits located.. 480 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,560 (Both) Bling, bling, bling, bling. 481 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,020 Oh, kept my brains on. Yeah. 482 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,680 Ooh, you know I'm not putting this thing on. 483 00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:40,270 This us our life vest, just in case we get ready 484 00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:41,730 to go down, down in the water. 485 00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:43,390 Something like this, this is what you use. 486 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,980 Have a good time using it. 487 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,270 Mm-hmm. 488 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,930 This is your oxygen. 489 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,520 Real simple, just buckle up. 490 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,430 Just buckle just that. 491 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,270 Dang, I forgot how that work. 492 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:57,730 It's in this book. Whew.. 493 00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,640 For your convenience, we have laptops 494 00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:01,060 and computerized chess. 495 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,850 Now, just in case the plane decides to go down 496 00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,350 down, down. 497 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,230 Mr. Lester, get prepared to die. 498 00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:08,600 Please prepare for takeoff. 499 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,100 Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up. 500 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:13,770 Buckle up, yeah. Buckle up! 501 00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:16,140 Buckle up. Don't scare the people. 502 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:18,430 I'm just tellin' em they need to buckle up. 503 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,390 This is gonna be a bumpy ride. 504 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,850 - 'Buckle up!' - Don't scare the people. 505 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:26,020 All this foolishness, doesn't make any sense. 506 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,100 It's supposed to be happy. 507 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,270 [plane engine revving] 508 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,640 [instrumental music] 509 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:40,270 Dang.. 510 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,980 The things I do for you. 511 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:45,430 This is so dope. 512 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,930 Yeah. 513 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,600 You think you could get used to this? 514 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,430 I could try. 515 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,310 Come on, I'm gonna go get out of these clothes. 516 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,680 Mrs. Tupay, I am telling you 517 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,600 Jon Jon is behind all of this. 518 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,060 - Behind what? - Gettin' Tina out of school. 519 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:06,810 Earlier today, in computer science class 520 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,640 he sent an e-mail inviting everybody 521 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:09,890 to a party tonight. 522 00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:11,100 Party? 523 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:17,480 Here are the test scores you wanted. 524 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,640 Thank you. 525 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,430 By the way, have you seen Jon Jon today? 526 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,140 So, what shall we do first? 527 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:27,430 Get a bite to eat, watch a little TV.. 528 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,980 Take a swim? 529 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:30,310 There's a pool? 530 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:32,140 Oh, you know it. 531 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:33,430 Oh.. 532 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,680 But I don't have a bathing suit. 533 00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,640 - And? - And.. 534 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:39,310 I'm just playin'. Hold on. 535 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,060 Bingo. 536 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,480 Yeah, that's it. 537 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,680 Hey, where are you going? 538 00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:53,850 Well, I'm just gonna go downstairs 539 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:55,270 and get out of the rest of this stuff. 540 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,680 Come down after you're done getting dressed 541 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,640 and I'll tell you what's on the agenda for tonight. 542 00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,100 Wow. 543 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,930 Excuse me. 544 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:11,020 [indistinct chatter] 545 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,350 Uh, say, Mr. Friendly 546 00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:13,890 how many fat people you got on this plane? 547 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,600 - Excuse me? - You know, obese, fat people? 548 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,020 How many are on this plane? 'Cause, you know, they're 549 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,100 the leading cause of planes going down 550 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,390 with all they fat stuff on one side of the plane. 551 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,600 Fat suitcases, and all of a sudden, bam! 552 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,020 We going down faster than an old man without Viagra. 553 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,600 Charles, will you keep it down? 554 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,230 Down? Your eyelash is falling down. 555 00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:33,730 We going down. The plane's going down. 556 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:35,730 You're gonna have to control yourself. 557 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,480 I got control. What's wrong with the controls? 558 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,640 (male #1) 'Nothing is wrong with the controls' 559 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,060 'but we were afraid that something like this' 560 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,140 was gonna happen, so we were prepared for you. 561 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:44,890 Oh, Myron! 562 00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:46,020 Does Myron have a bible? 563 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,480 'Cause I'm tellin' you, I'm getting up 564 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,850 and walking around this plane, until someone.. 565 00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:52,430 Ooh. 566 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,730 - Mama? - I told you. 567 00:24:54,810 --> 00:24:55,850 Mama. 568 00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,390 Don't sass me! 569 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,390 Is that better, mama? 570 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,390 Oh, yeah, they look nice, honey. 571 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,640 Mama? 572 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,770 [phone ringing] 573 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,020 - Hello? - Jon Jon? 574 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,810 Uh, hi, mom. 575 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,270 Oh, how are you doing? 576 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,270 Uh, I'm okay. 577 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:22,560 Oh. Well, baby, do you need anything? 578 00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:29,230 Jon Jon, are you there? 579 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,850 Oh, yeah, yeah. 580 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,430 I'm-I'm here, mom. 581 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,730 (Judy on phone) 'I said, "do you need anything?"' 582 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,390 Oh, no, no, thank you. 583 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,640 I'm-I'm fine. 584 00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:39,850 Okay. Well, you call me if you need anything. 585 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:43,100 Okay, sweetie? Mama loves you. 586 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:45,100 Yeah, love you, too, mom. Gotta go. 587 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,730 Something just popped up. 588 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:49,100 I'll talk to you later. Bye-bye. 589 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,310 Okay. 590 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,230 So, what should we do first? 591 00:25:54,350 --> 00:25:56,020 Well.. 592 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,850 [phone ringing] 593 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:02,230 Hey, it's Denise from Platinum Status Records. 594 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:05,390 - Hello. - Hi. 595 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,810 This is Denise from Platinum Status Records. 596 00:26:07,890 --> 00:26:08,980 Is Charles in? 597 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:11,020 Oh, no, he's out of town for the weekend. 598 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,640 Oh, no, no. 599 00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:16,270 I can't believe this is happening to me. 600 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:18,480 One of the artists he manages, high top 601 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,810 is signed to our label 602 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:21,680 and they're supposed to be in the studio tonight 603 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:24,480 and I can't find his phone number to tell him. 604 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,520 [sighs] Is there any way, any way you can get in touch with him? 605 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,480 My boss is mad at me and I don't know what to do. 606 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,810 Huh, well, he's on the plane 607 00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:35,310 for the next couple of hours. 608 00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,850 I guess he'll call you when he lands 609 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,180 or I'll have him call you? 610 00:26:38,270 --> 00:26:40,930 If I'm still here. They're gonna fire me! 611 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,980 Is there a phone book or rolodex? 612 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,600 'Anything with the number in it?' 613 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,850 Oh, yeah, here we go. 614 00:26:45,930 --> 00:26:47,180 What's the.. What's the artist's name? 615 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:50,310 - High Top. - High Top. 616 00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:54,390 Oh, yeah, here we go, High top. 617 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,980 8-1-8-5-5-5-1-5-3-2. 618 00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,930 Oh, thank you. Thank you! 619 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:04,270 If there's anything I can do for you. 620 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:06,350 'Anything. Let me know.' 621 00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:09,730 [chuckles] Well, uh.. No, thanks. 622 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,020 What? 623 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,180 You know what? 624 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:18,930 I just got a idea. 625 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,560 Mark, T, come here! 626 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:25,310 What's up? 627 00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,020 Remember when I said I wanted this party 628 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,980 to be talked about for years and years to come? 629 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:31,060 - Yeah, so? - What party? 630 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:32,600 Well, what if we get a few names 631 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,730 like R. Kelly, uh, Puff Daddy, Mace 632 00:27:35,810 --> 00:27:38,140 just to name a few, to show up tonight. 633 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:40,730 Know what, that's cool and all, but there's one small problem. 634 00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:42,390 You can't get those people to show up. 635 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,850 - What party? - No. 636 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,680 But my Uncle Charles can. 637 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:49,480 Oh, shit. 638 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,600 And all the numbers is right here. 639 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,560 Look, y'all go handle all the food and drink situation. 640 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,890 I got the guest list. 641 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:56,930 Baby, all I need you to do.. 642 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,930 I'm gonna go take a swim 643 00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,770 like you said that we would. 644 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,430 Excuse me. Excuse me. 645 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,430 Girl, girl. 646 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,100 She is way too uptight. 647 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,270 Look, y'all go check 648 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:08,430 the cabinets and refrigerators and stuff. 649 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,640 I'll get started right here. 650 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,810 [instrumental music] 651 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,560 [clears throat] 652 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:25,100 Yeah, Mace. 653 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,560 Yeah, this is Charles Lester. 654 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,890 Listen, I'm havin' a little get-together tonight. 655 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:32,310 I wanted to see if you wanted to stop by and bring Tracey. 656 00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:34,350 Yeah, Matthew knows? 657 00:28:34,430 --> 00:28:36,060 Yeah, this is Charles Lester. 658 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,600 I need to test the new shower head tonight 659 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,810 I'm throwin' a big party. 660 00:28:39,890 --> 00:28:41,140 Yeah, Jumbo. 661 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:43,140 Apple Salmon, brother, it's Charles Lester. 662 00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:44,600 Yeah, I was callin' to see 663 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,100 if I can get Ginuwine down to my party tonight. 664 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,060 Oh, yeah, you can come, too. 665 00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,930 Ha ha, alright, see you then. 666 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,850 Peace. 667 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:55,350 Hey, missy. 668 00:28:55,430 --> 00:28:57,480 'Listen, I need the whole crew here tonight.' 669 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,060 'I'm throwin' a big party.' 670 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,480 Goddamn. 671 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,730 Look at her. 672 00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:13,270 Look at that body. 673 00:29:13,350 --> 00:29:14,520 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 674 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,350 'Jon Jon can't handle that.' 675 00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:17,520 Now, see, I can handle that. 676 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,100 Uh-uh, you can't handle that. 677 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,480 Now, I can handle that. 678 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,520 Boy, do you know what I would do with that? 679 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,520 What would you do? 680 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,350 Man, I'd take some syrup 681 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,560 and spread it over her.. 682 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,350 Pancakes, you know, the girl needs to eat 683 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:29,680 'cause I like my girls thick. 684 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:30,890 Look, whatever, man, shut up. 685 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,430 Look, I called every big name 686 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,730 in my uncle's rolodex. 687 00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:36,850 They're on their way. All we gotta do.. 688 00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:38,600 Man, y'all ate up all the food. 689 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,850 - What? - What? 690 00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:42,730 Here, take this and go get some more snacks 691 00:29:42,810 --> 00:29:44,430 and stuff for the party. 692 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,680 Hurry back! 693 00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:50,270 Matter of fact, take your time. 694 00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:53,430 [instrumental music] 695 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,390 Yo, Jon Jon, I'm gonna take the car, alright? 696 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,230 Whatever, whatever. 697 00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:02,350 [music continues] 698 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:08,350 Hmm. You're workin' it. 699 00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:13,180 Mama, I'm tellin' you, Jon Jon is fakin'. 700 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,350 Why are you whispering? 701 00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:15,560 Because I'm in class 702 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,100 and Mr. Kumiati is not nice. 703 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,770 I just got off the phone with him, he's sick. 704 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:19,850 He is fakin'. 705 00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:21,390 - He's sick. - He's fakin'. 706 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,020 Oh, now, look, would you stop it already! 707 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,430 'You're obsessed with the fact that' 708 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,180 he's house-sitting instead of you. 709 00:30:26,270 --> 00:30:27,480 Now have you ever stopped to think 710 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,390 that he could really be sick, huh? 711 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,980 'Now you should be ashamed of yourself.' 712 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,100 I'll be there to pick you up after school, okay? 713 00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:35,850 Okay, he's fakin'. 714 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:37,100 Shh. 715 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:40,270 I know you did not just shush me. 716 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,310 Boo! 717 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,930 Where are your two little friends? 718 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,140 I'm talkin' about Mark and T. 719 00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:50,730 I sent them to the store to get some snacks for the party. 720 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:54,270 Why is this so important to you? 721 00:30:54,350 --> 00:30:56,730 'Cause it's fun, baby. It's fun. 722 00:30:56,810 --> 00:30:57,930 No, I mean, really. 723 00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,480 Why is it so important to you? 724 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,100 My uncle's famous in his own little way 725 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:05,140 and my dad is successful at what he does. 726 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,430 I don't know, I just wanna do something 727 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,520 that people will remember me by. 728 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:11,180 Baby, I have a feeling that 729 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,640 nobody you come across is gonna forget you. 730 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:17,560 ♪ Now baby ♪ 731 00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:20,480 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 732 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,930 [rumbling] 733 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:26,390 Oh, God, please. 734 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,770 Just get me through this 735 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:30,230 and I won't do no more rumbles. 736 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,270 No more cheatin' on those contracts. 737 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:35,310 No more of them sexy little groupies. 738 00:31:35,390 --> 00:31:38,100 Okay, no more cheatin' on the contracts 739 00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:39,930 for real, though. 740 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:42,180 Mr. Lester. Calm down. 741 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:44,680 Hey, man, you can't tell me what to do! 742 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,270 You can't tell me to calm down! 743 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:48,430 I'm a man with cars, houses, diamonds 744 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,980 rubies, and stuff! 745 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,100 I'm grown-ass, man. 746 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,140 [thunder crashing] 747 00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:53,980 [screaming] 748 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,100 Mama. 749 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,560 - 'Whoo.' - 'Whoo.' 750 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,350 - 'This car is phat.' - 'Yo, yeah.' 751 00:31:58,430 --> 00:32:00,310 (T) 'Why don't you see what CDs I got.' 752 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:02,430 'I'm about to play this.' 753 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,020 'Look at these girls.' 754 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,680 Oh, my god, he's, oh! 755 00:32:06,770 --> 00:32:08,230 [women screaming] 756 00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:10,640 [indistinct shouting] 757 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,390 Oh, no! 758 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,640 What did you do? 759 00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:19,680 What did I do? What did you do? 760 00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:22,270 [indistinct singing] 761 00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:23,350 You know, I'm sorry, sir. 762 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,770 It's completely my fault. 763 00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:26,480 [speaking in foreign language] 764 00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:30,730 [speaking in foreign language] 765 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,140 I'm sorry, sir, it was our fault. 766 00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:34,850 We was just lookin' at some girls. We sorry. 767 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:37,100 Yeah, it's not even our car. Please don't call the police. 768 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:39,850 - Take the money. Just-just-- - Sir, it's our fault. 769 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:41,140 No, no, thank you. 770 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:43,730 [indistinct singing] 771 00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:44,890 What was his problem? 772 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:46,890 I don't know. This over $2,000. 773 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,890 Man, Jon Jon gonna bugger out. 774 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,430 You know what? I got an idea. 775 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,810 Don't even worry about it. 776 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,640 ♪ The love ♪ 777 00:32:57,730 --> 00:32:59,560 ♪ I see you this all about ♪ 778 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,140 So what you gonna do after this summer? 779 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,930 I don't know. I think I might go to school. 780 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,730 Actually, I kinda wanna travel the world 781 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:09,560 and see places, 'cause I've never been any place. 782 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,350 I think I should see more of the world 783 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:13,520 before I make any major decisions 784 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,060 that might affect the rest of my life. 785 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,100 - What about you? - I don't know. 786 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,390 I'm gonna take the world by storm. 787 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,640 Ya know, me, Mark, and T 788 00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:23,770 try to get our group off the ground 789 00:33:23,850 --> 00:33:25,930 make some albums, become rich and famous. 790 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,890 You know, stuff like that. 791 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,100 What do you think will happen to us? 792 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:32,480 Well, I don't know, you talkin' about 793 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,890 travelin' and seein' the world 794 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:36,140 I'm talkin' about gettin' the group together 795 00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:38,020 with Mark and T. 796 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,930 We'll probably chill all summer, and either get married 797 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:44,060 or go our own separate ways and never see each other again. 798 00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:47,890 Let's hope for the first thing you said. 799 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:51,430 ♪ Never gonna feel this way oh ♪ 800 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,350 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. 801 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:57,430 'You'll notice we have just activated seat belt signs.' 802 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,930 Miami International Airport 803 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:01,520 is experiencing extreme weather conditions 804 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,930 as the result of a storm 805 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,730 moving in from the Caribbean. 806 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,480 So those flying out of Miami will be delayed 807 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,480 until the weather clears up just a touch. 808 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,140 Our landing may be a little bumpy 809 00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:14,060 but I can assure you our landing will be as normal as any. 810 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:16,680 Thank you for flying Gay Way Airlines today 811 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:18,600 and enjoy your travel. 812 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,480 Yo, man, how'd that sound? 813 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,270 Uh, I haven't seen weather this bad in 20 years, man. 814 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:25,890 'I don't think I can do this. This could be it.' 815 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,980 Listen, Ted, I haven't told you this 816 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,680 but I love you! 817 00:34:29,770 --> 00:34:31,560 - What? - I heard you out there. 818 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,770 - You heard me? - The whole plane heard you! 819 00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:36,810 Oh, for cryin' out loud. Turn the thing off. 820 00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:38,730 [screaming] 821 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,100 See, I told you one day we were gonna die 822 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,390 and today is the day! 823 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,140 Would you stop actin' like a sissy! 824 00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:47,810 We're gonna land. 825 00:34:47,890 --> 00:34:49,230 Hey, sissy. 826 00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:51,180 I ain't gonna be too many more sissies. 827 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:53,890 I'm from the Indian tribe, the slagahos! 828 00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:55,230 [grunts] 829 00:34:57,270 --> 00:34:59,520 [crying] 830 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:06,430 Baby, your friends are trifling. 831 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,930 That's Mark and T for you. 832 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:13,060 ♪ Weeping ♪ 833 00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:15,430 - Damn! - What? 834 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,980 I think I told Mark and T they could use my uncle's car. 835 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,100 Ba-baby, what's wrong with that? 836 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,390 What's wrong with that? 837 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,270 Mark and T can mess up a wet dream! 838 00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:27,140 If there's trouble, Mark and T are not too far from it. 839 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:29,310 Baby, come on, you're being silly. 840 00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:32,180 [truck horn honks] 841 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:34,560 That's them. 842 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,600 [indistinct singing] 843 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:41,850 [thudding] 844 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,060 - The car got.. - Yo, we can expl.. 845 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:50,480 I can explain. 846 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,730 Explain? 847 00:35:51,810 --> 00:35:52,810 Man, what's there to explain? 848 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:54,180 You wrecked the car! 849 00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:55,850 Man, it ain't wrecked. 850 00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:57,730 It's just a little bumper damage. 851 00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:59,390 Man, this a $100,000 car. 852 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,310 There is no such thing as bumper damage. 853 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:03,350 Yeah, but Ray Ray said he could fix it today. 854 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:04,560 Man, whatever! 855 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,140 We're havin' the biggest entertainment party 856 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:07,890 of the century in a couple of hours. 857 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,140 And did I forget to mention 858 00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,350 we don't have the money to pay for this? 859 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,100 Yes, we do. 860 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,480 Where'd you all get this? 861 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,850 Yeah, where'd you get this? 862 00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:21,350 Man, it's a long story. 863 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,640 Forget it, forget it. 864 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:25,600 So, you say you can fix this? 865 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,930 Maybe. 866 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:27,980 Maybe? 867 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,480 That's not what you said in the truck. 868 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,180 And y'all didn't say y'all's havin' a party, either. 869 00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:34,730 Man, what the hell does that have to do with anything? 870 00:36:34,810 --> 00:36:36,600 Well, I got two lovely daughters 871 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,430 'and matter of fact, it's they birthday' 872 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,430 and they would love to come to a party tonight. 873 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,060 Hell, no. no. 874 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:45,680 Man, this is a strictly entertainment party, that's it! 875 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:49,430 Entertainers! Oh, my daughters can sing! 876 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,060 They would love to come to this party. 877 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,810 Maybe they can get a record deal. 878 00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:55,100 No. 879 00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:58,230 - No way. - No way? 880 00:36:58,310 --> 00:36:59,640 Okay, well, then, forget it, then! 881 00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:01,310 Maybe some Beverly Hills garage 882 00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:02,480 somewhere can fix it, maybe 883 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,560 much cheaper and faster. 884 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,560 [clamoring] 885 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,850 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 886 00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:10,850 Look, the party starts at 7:00. 887 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,140 I thought you'd see it my way. 888 00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:17,020 Okay, now, look, I'm trustin' you boys 889 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,810 'to take care of my daughters.' 890 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:21,640 Now if something should happen to my daughters.. 891 00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:23,100 Yeah, that's gonna be our asses. 892 00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:25,180 No! That's your car! 893 00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:39,980 [engine sputtering] 894 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,270 [engine rumbling] 895 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:48,430 [instrumental music] 896 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,020 [school bell ringing] 897 00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:01,600 Yeah, they were. The two of them were together. 898 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,930 And everybody was lookin' at 'em. 899 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:04,890 She didn't know, yeah, he take a ride 900 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,730 but they were both in the club together last night. 901 00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:08,850 That's right.. 902 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,890 I need Jon Jon Harris' address. 903 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:13,020 He missed class today and I have to take 904 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,140 his classwork home to him 905 00:38:14,230 --> 00:38:15,600 so he doesn't fall behind. 906 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,480 Honey, just wait a minute, okay? 907 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,640 Like when did you start carin' about a student fallin' behind? 908 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,430 [phone ringing] 909 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,810 Well. 910 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,140 Honey, like I was sayin', they got busted last night. 911 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,180 They was watchin'. Yes, they were. 912 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,020 (male #2) 'Hey, Monique, Monique.' 913 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,270 Alright, see you later. 914 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:45,850 Hi, what's up with that party tonight? 915 00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:48,230 I don't even want to talk about the party. 916 00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:51,140 Okay, I just.. It's real complicated. 917 00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:53,230 Okay, I'll just call you after practice or something 918 00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:54,520 to see what's up. 919 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,180 Hello, mother. 920 00:39:04,270 --> 00:39:06,520 Mm-hmm, what's wrong with you? 921 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,770 What? 922 00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:09,640 Hmm, you not actin' normal. 923 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,430 Well, I.. 924 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,430 I guess I just feel bad 925 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,100 about accusing Jon Jon of fakin'. 926 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:15,270 You know, you're right. 927 00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:17,060 Here he is sick, and I'm just mad 928 00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:19,270 that I'm not at Uncle Charles' house. 929 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,930 Can we go check on him? 930 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,430 Make sure he's alright? 931 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,430 Oh, I am so glad you feel that way. 932 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,230 Alright, sweetie, let's go. 933 00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:34,430 [instrumental music] 934 00:39:57,890 --> 00:39:59,270 [doorbell rings] 935 00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:07,560 [music continues] 936 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,350 Isn't that Mark Smith's car? 937 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,270 Yep, sure is, mm-hmm. 938 00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,230 Come on. 939 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,430 Jon Jon's getting in troub.. 940 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,390 Come on. Shh! 941 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,350 Wipe that stupid smirk off your face. 942 00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:56,930 [grunts] 943 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,390 "And they lived happily.. 944 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,930 ...ever after." 945 00:41:08,230 --> 00:41:09,680 Hey, Ms. Harris. 946 00:41:09,770 --> 00:41:11,730 Hey, oh! 947 00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:12,980 What's up, Monique? 948 00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:17,520 How's my Jon Jon doing? 949 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,060 Mom. Mom, is that you? 950 00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:23,890 Ohh, yes, it's me, baby. 951 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,810 Mom. I missed you, mom. 952 00:41:27,890 --> 00:41:30,140 Yes, sweetie, boo boo. 953 00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:31,640 Eh, Ms. Harris. 954 00:41:33,850 --> 00:41:35,100 Oh.. 955 00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:37,560 ...that is so sweet. 956 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,020 Yeah, we came over as soon as we could 957 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,390 to come check on him. 958 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,060 [groaning] 959 00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,770 I-I know Uncle Charles said 960 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:45,100 no company over to the house 961 00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:47,430 but I got so sick 962 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,890 I called Mark and T so they could come rescue me. 963 00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:53,770 They're the best friends that anybody could ever have. 964 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:55,100 I can't believe this. 965 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,930 So you mean to tell me you didn't use 966 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:59,270 Uncle Charles' car to pick Tina up from school today? 967 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,310 How could I? The car's not even here. 968 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,520 You're right. 969 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,230 I'll show you the car that ain't 970 00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,270 supposed to be here. 971 00:42:06,350 --> 00:42:08,310 Oh, let's humor her. 972 00:42:11,890 --> 00:42:13,060 'Mm-hmm.' 973 00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:15,980 [whispers] Are they gone? 974 00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:23,770 Ah-ha! What car? 975 00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:25,980 - This look like a car to you? - Mama, I seen 'em. 976 00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:27,930 No, you seein' something else, but you ain't seein' no car. 977 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,430 Now, my baby in there sick 978 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,890 you just in here trippin'! 979 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,310 I ain't got time for you! 980 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:35,520 Oh, Jon Jon. 981 00:42:42,350 --> 00:42:44,060 Oh, baby 982 00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:46,020 now that I see that you're in good hands 983 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:48,600 and your sister obviously needs some rest 984 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,140 you call mama if you need anything 985 00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:52,640 okay, you pooky wooky.. 986 00:42:52,730 --> 00:42:55,180 [gibberish] 987 00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:58,480 - Okay. - Alright, come on, girl. 988 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,560 - Bye, mama. - Bye, baby. 989 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,020 (both) Bye, Monique. 990 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:04,310 Bye, mo mo. 991 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:07,390 Oh, shut up. 992 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,390 Love you! 993 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,810 All clear? 994 00:43:14,930 --> 00:43:16,350 Alright, we got a few more hours 995 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:18,180 before people start showin' up to the party. 996 00:43:18,270 --> 00:43:20,020 Mark, T, y'all go get dressed. 997 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,180 Cool. 998 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,310 [instrumental music] 999 00:43:57,850 --> 00:43:59,560 Babe, your mama gotta go to the bathroom. 1000 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,930 I gotta go make water. 1001 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:02,520 Mama, don't go nowhere. 1002 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,810 We're about to get on a plane soon. 1003 00:44:04,890 --> 00:44:08,480 Son, I may not can see that good, but I can hear well. 1004 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,430 We ain't goin' nowhere, no way soon. 1005 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,730 Just let her go. 1006 00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:14,890 She's gettin on my last nerve. 1007 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:16,230 I heard that. 1008 00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:18,230 Mama, just make sure if you're gonna go 1009 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:19,430 remember your ticket 1010 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,230 and remember what gate we're at. 1011 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:23,930 Yeah, okay, baby. I know right where we're going. 1012 00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:27,560 Mama. 1013 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,520 I know, I'm forgettin' it there. 1014 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,730 Shoot. 1015 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,600 [upbeat music] 1016 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,930 - Hey! - Enjoy yourself. 1017 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,480 - Hello. - How are you? Enjoy yourself. 1018 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,680 Go on in. 1019 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:40,350 Go rock yourself. 1020 00:44:43,310 --> 00:44:44,810 Where is my mama at? 1021 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:47,430 - I told you not to let her go. - What? 1022 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,890 You were the main one talkin' 'bout 1023 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:51,310 "She's getting on my last nerve." 1024 00:44:51,390 --> 00:44:53,180 Oh, you know your mother's crazy. 1025 00:44:53,270 --> 00:44:55,480 Now I shouldn't have to babysit her. 1026 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,980 Babysit? Oh. 1027 00:44:58,060 --> 00:44:59,930 Speakin' of baby-sitting, I'm gonna call that boy 1028 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:02,100 and see what the hell's going on in my house. 1029 00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:04,140 Oh, would you stop it already! 1030 00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:05,600 Now I'm sure everything 1031 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,600 is just like you left it. 1032 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,980 [upbeat music] 1033 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,850 - Alright, man, cool. - Baby, look. 1034 00:45:12,930 --> 00:45:15,310 - There go Ray Ray. - Cool, that's the car. 1035 00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,480 Okay. 1036 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,680 [indistinct chatter] 1037 00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:22,020 (Ray Ray) 'Come on, babies.' 1038 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,100 Ray Ray. Ray Ray! 1039 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,480 Where's my car, man? 1040 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,390 You said you'd have it here by tonight. 1041 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,390 Chill. I got my best man on the job. 1042 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,100 Now, meet my daughters. 1043 00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:35,310 My beautiful, lovely, lovely daughters! 1044 00:45:35,390 --> 00:45:36,810 'Bertha and Heidi.' 1045 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,600 Nice to meet you. 1046 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,600 (both) We like him, daddy. 1047 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,430 [all chuckle] 1048 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,600 Now, I'm gonna bring the car back 1049 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,430 when I pick up the girls. 1050 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,020 Now, I'm trustin' you boys. 1051 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,930 Take care of my girls.. 1052 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,390 ...or I'm a-take care of your car. 1053 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,350 [laughs] 1054 00:45:53,430 --> 00:45:56,430 'Ladies, he's all yours.' 1055 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,020 - Ohh. - Ooh, yeah. 1056 00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:00,980 I don't think he's ready for what's about to get you. 1057 00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:03,020 Oh, you think you're too skinny self over here. 1058 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:04,980 - Don't hurt him. - Oh, oh, I won't. 1059 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:06,350 I fight gentle. 1060 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,140 How you doin', baby? 1061 00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:10,980 (both) Ugh. 1062 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,560 Where are you goin'? 1063 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,930 What was this? 1064 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:15,520 Man, them is y'all dates for the night. 1065 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,680 - All four of them? - All four of them. 1066 00:46:17,770 --> 00:46:19,060 I'm goin' to the party. 1067 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,350 Oh, you look good. 1068 00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:23,640 Don't you know I'm the best girl 1069 00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:25,480 you gonna ever have in your life? 1070 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,980 [indistinct] 1071 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:32,480 How I look? How I look? 1072 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,560 - I said how I look? - Alright. 1073 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,810 Where is my mama? 1074 00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:37,810 Come on, we gonna go find her. Come on. 1075 00:46:38,810 --> 00:46:40,810 - Shoot! - Right. 1076 00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:42,730 Hey, girl, everything is fine. No, I'm havin' a good time 1077 00:46:42,810 --> 00:46:44,560 and I'm not playin' with the people tonight. 1078 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,600 You know I'm not playin' with the peoples. You know I'm ready. 1079 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,140 Uh, excuse me, Miss Ma'am thing. 1080 00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:52,390 How may I help you, sir? 1081 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,480 Yeah, I need you to page someone for me. 1082 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,890 Sorry, sir, we don't do that here. 1083 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,100 Then, what the hell do you do? 1084 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,730 I provide in-for-mation. 1085 00:47:00,810 --> 00:47:02,390 Okay, well, I got some information 1086 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,680 I provide bitch slaps. 1087 00:47:03,770 --> 00:47:05,140 Now you better page my mama. 1088 00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:06,770 Fine! What's the lucky woman's name? 1089 00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:08,390 Mabel Lester. 1090 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,230 Mabel Lester, would you please report to Gate 4. 1091 00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:13,640 There's someone waiting for you. 1092 00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:14,930 Is that fine? 1093 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,560 Got your "Someone," scary berry. 1094 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,890 Mm-hmm, bull, whatever you talkin' about-- 1095 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:19,060 Aah! 1096 00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:21,100 Take you and your scary friend home. 1097 00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:25,100 I'm not gonna let you mess up my 2000. Next? 1098 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:26,310 This is ridiculous. 1099 00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:28,520 Let's just go find her. 1100 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,980 Oh, actin' all crazy. What's wrong with you? 1101 00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:33,810 You know, the same thing happened on our honeymoon. 1102 00:47:33,890 --> 00:47:36,520 We had to go someplace that you wanted to go to. 1103 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,180 Well, I'll tell you what, you don't have to go 1104 00:47:38,270 --> 00:47:39,770 no place with me. 1105 00:47:39,850 --> 00:47:41,100 That's fine with me. 1106 00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:42,600 Alright, then, fine. I'll tell you what 1107 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,310 how 'bout we go the hell home? 1108 00:47:44,390 --> 00:47:46,310 - Fine. - Oh, fine! 1109 00:47:48,350 --> 00:47:49,520 This way. 1110 00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:51,270 Ohh! 1111 00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:55,640 Where are they? 1112 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,930 Find her nowhere. She always get lost. 1113 00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:06,930 Why don't you all go to the bathroom together? 1114 00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,310 - Shut up. - Come on! 1115 00:48:08,390 --> 00:48:11,350 - Let's just go find her. - Shoot! 1116 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:14,480 [rap music] 1117 00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:19,680 Hey, Jon Jon. Great party, man. 1118 00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:21,430 - Great party. - Oh, thanks. 1119 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,390 Thank you. Thank you. What's up, man? 1120 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,100 - Great party. - Thanks a lot, man. 1121 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,890 [clinking] 1122 00:48:30,060 --> 00:48:31,980 Hey! 1123 00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:33,600 This is good, baby. This is real good. 1124 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,480 You stuck your foot in it, didn't you? 1125 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,640 - Can you pass me the corn? - How was your day, baby? 1126 00:48:37,730 --> 00:48:39,270 Oh, you know, Mark Wallace pissed me off 1127 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,520 like he always do. Can I.. can I get the damn corn? 1128 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,100 You heard your father ask for corn. Pass the corn! 1129 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:46,020 What is wrong with you? Sitting here with the attitude. 1130 00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:47,640 All I want is a little bit of corn. 1131 00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:49,770 - How is Jon Jon doing? - Oh, he's doing much better. 1132 00:48:49,850 --> 00:48:51,770 He got Mark and T over there looking after him. 1133 00:48:51,850 --> 00:48:53,350 - Yeah, right. - You know what? 1134 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:55,480 - You getting real close. - Mm-hmm. Yes, she is. 1135 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,310 I brought you into this world. I'll take you out. 1136 00:48:57,390 --> 00:48:58,850 - Out! - Out. 1137 00:48:58,930 --> 00:49:00,060 [knock on door] 1138 00:49:01,430 --> 00:49:02,480 What.. 1139 00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:05,020 ...the hell is going on? 1140 00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:07,100 Mrs. Tupay? 1141 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:09,520 - Who is this? - This is Mrs. Tupay. 1142 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,430 She's one of the teachers at our school. 1143 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,680 Uh, may we help you? 1144 00:49:12,770 --> 00:49:14,180 I came by to see if your son 1145 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:15,890 was truly home sick today 1146 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:17,520 and as I expected 1147 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,640 he's not even here. 1148 00:49:18,730 --> 00:49:19,850 As you expected? 1149 00:49:19,930 --> 00:49:22,140 That's what I've been saying all day. 1150 00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:24,390 Wait a minute. You-you've got to be kidding me. 1151 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,980 First of all, Jon Jon is sick. 1152 00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,890 - Jon Jon ain't sick. - Shh! 1153 00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:31,230 And he's staying at his uncle's house for the weekend 1154 00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:32,930 and it ain't none of your business. 1155 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:34,680 I hope that you are happy knowing 1156 00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:37,350 that your son's missing very important days of school. 1157 00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:38,560 E-excuse me. 1158 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,230 We're very happy with Jon Jon and his performance 1159 00:49:41,310 --> 00:49:43,560 so if you don't mind, we're in the middle of dinner. 1160 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,060 - Well, I-- - That means goodnight! 1161 00:49:46,730 --> 00:49:48,430 Go on! Get! 1162 00:49:51,430 --> 00:49:53,770 I'm telling you, Linda, where are you? 1163 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,520 Man. 1164 00:49:58,140 --> 00:49:59,560 Is anybody sitting here? 1165 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,560 Well, if they are, they're awfully little. 1166 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,810 [chuckles] 1167 00:50:02,890 --> 00:50:06,390 I love a woman with a sense of humor. 1168 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,770 ♪ Now you're giving drama ♪♪ 1169 00:50:08,850 --> 00:50:09,930 Girl, I'm.. do you smell it, girl? 1170 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,930 - I smell it. - Oh, I know I smell it. 1171 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,270 - Oh, we found the mother lode. - Thank you, Jesus. 1172 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:18,430 Oh, thank you, Jesus. 1173 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,020 Girl, I gotta come here more often. Mutton.. oh. 1174 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:24,180 [mumbling] 1175 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,140 So, you going to the Bahamas? 1176 00:50:27,230 --> 00:50:28,600 Well, I'm looking for my children. 1177 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,890 We are going to the Bahamas or something. 1178 00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:32,600 Oh, real.. Why, I don't think they got too far. 1179 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,430 They ain't letting the planes go right now. 1180 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,930 - Oh, really? - You know what? 1181 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:37,390 Maybe they're in that bar right over.. 1182 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,180 - No, o-over there. - Where? 1183 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:41,430 - Over there. Oh.. - What bar? 1184 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,930 Over there. 1185 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:44,430 I don't see 'em. 1186 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,310 - Well, I tell you what. - What? 1187 00:50:46,390 --> 00:50:47,890 I'll go with you, keep you safe. 1188 00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:50,140 We'll go find 'em. You and me, let's go. 1189 00:50:50,230 --> 00:50:51,810 [chuckles] Okay. You mean well. 1190 00:50:51,890 --> 00:50:53,060 After you. 1191 00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:57,270 [indistinct chatter] 1192 00:50:58,310 --> 00:50:59,980 (both) What the hell! 1193 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,430 Uh-huh. Girl, I think I ate too many pieces. 1194 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,020 It's easy, you know, girl 1195 00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:05,560 'cause I gotta an olive in my grill. 1196 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,180 Girl, help me out. Go take that. 1197 00:51:07,810 --> 00:51:08,930 Ooh. Ooh. 1198 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:10,180 Get the bottom, get the bottom, girl! 1199 00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:11,350 Mmm! 1200 00:51:11,430 --> 00:51:12,850 Aah! Girl, I just said get the bottom 1201 00:51:12,930 --> 00:51:14,060 don't stab me! Dang! 1202 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:15,350 Well, go ask one of 'em to dance. 1203 00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:17,560 - You ask one to dance. - You! 1204 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,850 At least it'd get them away from the food. 1205 00:51:18,930 --> 00:51:20,270 Are you crazy? 1206 00:51:20,350 --> 00:51:22,140 Have you ever tried to take a bone away from a pit bull? 1207 00:51:22,230 --> 00:51:24,640 Now try and take one away from Godzilla. 1208 00:51:24,730 --> 00:51:26,770 - Mm! - Mmm. 1209 00:51:28,770 --> 00:51:30,430 I got to get the recipe, here, girl 1210 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,850 'cause I got to take some of this home, okay? 1211 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:39,640 Y'all want to dance? 1212 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,520 - Dance? - Sure. 1213 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,890 - Go, girl. - Let's go, girl. 1214 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,730 [grunts] 1215 00:51:47,810 --> 00:51:50,390 I can't hurt you. Smack it up. Come on. 1216 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,730 Come on, come on. 1217 00:51:56,390 --> 00:51:57,890 Hello. 1218 00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,180 I'm Lisa Layme 1219 00:51:59,270 --> 00:52:01,520 from Platinum Status Records. 1220 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,640 Is Charles here? 1221 00:52:02,730 --> 00:52:04,350 Oh, yeah, he's right on inside. 1222 00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,180 There she is! 1223 00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:11,100 - Where you been? - Oh, she's drunk! 1224 00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:13,230 Mama, come on. We're gonna see if there's a flight out of here. 1225 00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:14,640 Don't you sass me. 1226 00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:17,770 Gay Way Airlines, where everyone flies happy. 1227 00:52:17,850 --> 00:52:19,520 Have a good day. 1228 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,230 There's Rupaul! That's Ru-- 1229 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:24,180 Can I get your autograph? Can I get your autograph? 1230 00:52:24,270 --> 00:52:25,730 Mama, that ain't no Rupaul. 1231 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:27,310 That's just Paul. 1232 00:52:27,390 --> 00:52:30,850 Oh, my God, just let her get his autograph. She drunk. 1233 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,230 I'm not drunk. 1234 00:52:32,310 --> 00:52:33,770 Excuse me, do you have any more flights 1235 00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:36,390 leaving out of Miami going to the Bahamas tonight? 1236 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,310 There are no more flights going out this evening from Miami. 1237 00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:41,060 Feel free to stay at a hotel that we provide for you 1238 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:42,600 and we can send you out in the morning. 1239 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,140 Man, I don't want to be staying in your little 1240 00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:45,640 fairyland hotel. 1241 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,520 Mama, don't you know somebody 1242 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,560 that used to live in Florida 1243 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,100 that had a plane or something? 1244 00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:51,430 A cousin, a.. 1245 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,980 Uh...oh! 1246 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:54,930 My cousin, yeah. 1247 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:57,810 Yeah, he live in, uh, um, um, um 1248 00:52:57,890 --> 00:52:59,020 Fort, um.. 1249 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:00,640 - Fort Lauderdale? - Yeah, that's it. 1250 00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:02,850 - We can walk over there. - 'It's an hour and a half.' 1251 00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,310 Unh-unh. I'll go get a limo. 1252 00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:07,100 No. We'll go get a cab. Come on. 1253 00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:10,060 - It's your mess. - Bye, Ru! 1254 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,270 ♪ Baby guy must be crazy ♪ 1255 00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:13,980 ♪ Yeah it's true ♪ ♪ It's true ♪ 1256 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:18,230 ♪ He's so unstable why did you go and meet me.. ♪♪ 1257 00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:20,230 - Mmm. - Mmm.. 1258 00:53:20,310 --> 00:53:23,600 (Mr. Harris) Je t'aime, ma chere amour. 1259 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,390 I don't know what you're saying.. 1260 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,850 ...but it's working for me. 1261 00:53:26,930 --> 00:53:28,310 [both chuckle] 1262 00:53:28,390 --> 00:53:29,600 Eww! 1263 00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:31,850 What? 1264 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:35,930 - The dishes are done. - Good. 1265 00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:36,980 I was wondering-- 1266 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:38,390 (both) No! 1267 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,480 Can I use the car to go to Yolanda's house? 1268 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,480 Look, it's-it's kind of late, isn't it? 1269 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,430 Daddy, it's Friday night. 1270 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,430 [whispering] Please? Please? 1271 00:53:48,060 --> 00:53:49,980 Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and go. 1272 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:52,520 Go straight there, and no hanging out! 1273 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,810 A-and call us when you get there! 1274 00:53:54,890 --> 00:53:56,390 And cover up, girl! 1275 00:53:58,730 --> 00:54:00,180 Now, where were we? 1276 00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:03,680 Somewhere in France.. 1277 00:54:03,770 --> 00:54:04,810 ...down South 1278 00:54:04,890 --> 00:54:06,270 Compton.. I don't know. 1279 00:54:06,350 --> 00:54:07,730 [both laugh] 1280 00:54:21,270 --> 00:54:24,270 [beeping] 1281 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:30,270 [instrumental music] 1282 00:54:32,350 --> 00:54:34,100 [sighs] 1283 00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:35,270 (Jon Jon on phone) 'Hello?' 1284 00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:36,770 I know you're up to something. 1285 00:54:36,850 --> 00:54:38,980 Now, I haven't figured out exactly what yet 1286 00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,770 but you can't fool me with that sick bullcrap. 1287 00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:43,230 'Hey, dad, I'm okay.' 1288 00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:45,980 [coughing] 'It's just a little hard to talk right now.' 1289 00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:48,680 - What are you talking about? - 'Okay, dad.' 1290 00:54:48,770 --> 00:54:51,350 'Thanks for calling. Love you.' 1291 00:54:51,430 --> 00:54:52,640 'Bye.' 1292 00:54:52,730 --> 00:54:53,930 [Jon Jon coughs] 1293 00:54:54,730 --> 00:54:57,810 [engine cranking] 1294 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,850 Son of a bitch. 1295 00:55:01,930 --> 00:55:04,980 [rap music] 1296 00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:07,770 - Hey! - Hey, now. 1297 00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:09,310 There y'all go right over there. 1298 00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,730 (both) Eww. 1299 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,140 Girl, look at that. 1300 00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:19,770 Oh, you can't be serious. 1301 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,430 For the first time in my life 1302 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,810 I think I am. 1303 00:55:22,890 --> 00:55:24,230 Jon Jon, we're about to push up 1304 00:55:24,310 --> 00:55:25,730 on these girls over there. 1305 00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:28,140 Look, y'all got one job tonight. 1306 00:55:28,230 --> 00:55:29,770 Keep those two happy. 1307 00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:34,350 [indistinct whispering] 1308 00:55:38,350 --> 00:55:40,480 - Yeah, I'm about to.. - Oh, no, no. 1309 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,390 Oh, no. Where you going, baby? 1310 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:43,930 Where you going? 1311 00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,270 Wait a minute. You kinda strong. 1312 00:55:45,350 --> 00:55:46,810 - Do you work out? - You kinda handsome. 1313 00:55:46,890 --> 00:55:48,430 'Cause if you're not working out, we walk you back 1314 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,560 some refrigerator from the couch. 1315 00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:55,310 Yo, man, can you get up to Fort Lauderdale tonight? 1316 00:55:55,390 --> 00:55:57,140 Oh, yeah, but y'all better hop in 1317 00:55:57,230 --> 00:55:58,600 before it starts raining again. 1318 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,140 Yeah. Come on, mama. Let's go. Come on. 1319 00:56:00,230 --> 00:56:01,930 Let's go. Come on. 1320 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:03,140 Whoo. 1321 00:56:05,850 --> 00:56:08,890 [instrumental music] 1322 00:56:25,930 --> 00:56:29,430 Yo, man, can you please stop that windshield wiper 1323 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,560 from rubbing that dry ass glass? 1324 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,810 It's driving me crazy. Turn it off! 1325 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:35,810 It stopped raining 20 minutes ago. 1326 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:38,480 Now that you mention it.. 1327 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,560 ...have you ever seen a talking dog? 1328 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,980 I had me a talking dog once! 1329 00:56:45,060 --> 00:56:46,980 [laughing] I loved that dog. 1330 00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:49,980 Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, I once had a cat that meowed. 1331 00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:51,600 [laughing] 1332 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,850 Man, I don't want to hear any of your 1333 00:56:52,930 --> 00:56:55,810 animal captain-kangaroo weirdo stories. 1334 00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,140 Man, just peace and quiet, man. 1335 00:56:57,230 --> 00:57:00,100 I just want to drive in peace and quiet. 1336 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:01,730 Peace and quiet? 1337 00:57:01,810 --> 00:57:02,930 Peace and quiet is good 1338 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:05,020 but it doesn't stop the voices, man 1339 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,810 'cause the voices, they just keep getting louder. 1340 00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:10,180 And they keep getting louder and louder. 1341 00:57:10,270 --> 00:57:13,270 [both laughing] 1342 00:57:14,270 --> 00:57:15,520 Uh-oh. 1343 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,560 ♪ Hey now ladies guess who's back? ♪ 1344 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,180 ♪ LDB Romeo and Bat ♪ 1345 00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:22,890 ♪ For the 99 it's phat stack ♪ 1346 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:24,560 ♪ Yo ra-ra about to rip the track ♪ 1347 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,390 ♪ You took my heart and ran with it ♪ 1348 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,140 ♪ Why you so damn scandalous? ♪ 1349 00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,600 Taking over, okay? 1350 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,480 More the fun, baby. More the fun. 1351 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,270 ♪ Oh my God what'd I do? ♪ 1352 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:34,810 ♪ I'm caught up in your game with you ♪ 1353 00:57:34,890 --> 00:57:36,680 ♪ My best friend's girl what a shame ♪ 1354 00:57:36,770 --> 00:57:38,480 ♪ Why'd you play these silly games? ♪ 1355 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,020 ♪ Try to put the blame on me ♪ 1356 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,730 ♪ I always knew you were a freak ♪ 1357 00:57:41,810 --> 00:57:43,520 ♪ I seen you looking right away ♪ 1358 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,980 ♪ Girl you got a bomb body.. ♪ 1359 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:46,520 Look at my man. He look good. 1360 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,560 ♪ You're like my sis never thought it would be ♪ 1361 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,230 ♪ But there was something that you did when you looked at me ♪ 1362 00:57:50,310 --> 00:57:52,100 ♪ That made me wanna get a little bit freaky ♪ 1363 00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:53,770 ♪ Then I started thinking about my boy he said ♪ 1364 00:57:53,850 --> 00:57:56,980 ♪ What would he do if he knew ♪ 1365 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:59,980 ♪ His homie was creeping with you? ♪ 1366 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:03,890 ♪ You ♪ ♪ Keep it on the low ♪ 1367 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,980 ♪ We never should have did it yo girl ♪ 1368 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,680 ♪ My best friend ♪ 1369 00:58:07,770 --> 00:58:09,100 ♪ He can never ♪ 1370 00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:10,770 ♪ He can never know never know ♪ 1371 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:12,730 ♪ Get up and get your stuff girl ♪ 1372 00:58:12,810 --> 00:58:14,390 ♪ You must go ♪ 1373 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,060 ♪ Keep it on the low ♪ 1374 00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,770 ♪ Keep it on the low ♪ 1375 00:58:17,850 --> 00:58:19,520 ♪ We never should have did it yo girl ♪ 1376 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,060 ♪ My best friend.. ♪ 1377 00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:23,270 Girl, who needs all your attitude like that, girl? 1378 00:58:23,350 --> 00:58:24,850 You better check yourself. 1379 00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:26,430 Somebody better come get this girl. 1380 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,060 ♪ Immature come on dance with me ♪ 1381 00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:29,680 ♪ Romeo Batman LDB ♪ 1382 00:58:29,770 --> 00:58:31,560 ♪ Everybody come on dance with me ♪ 1383 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,270 ♪ Come on come on dance with me ♪ 1384 00:58:33,350 --> 00:58:34,930 ♪ Can't forget Chris B-Z ♪ 1385 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,600 ♪ Everybody in the house dance with me ♪ 1386 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,560 ♪ Everybody in the house dance with me ♪ 1387 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,270 ♪ Come on come on come on come on ♪ 1388 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,890 Girl, I'm trying to tell you 'cause I know 1389 00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:45,140 one would gift-wrap one of them and take me one of them home. 1390 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:48,390 ♪ Keep it on the low ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 1391 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,270 ♪ We never should have did it yo girl ♪ 1392 00:58:50,350 --> 00:58:51,930 ♪ My best friend ♪ 1393 00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:55,310 ♪ He can never know ♪ ♪ Never know never know ♪ 1394 00:58:55,390 --> 00:58:57,390 ♪ Get up and get your stuff girl ♪ 1395 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,890 ♪ You must go ♪ 1396 00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:02,100 ♪ Keep it on the low ♪ ♪ On the low ♪ 1397 00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:04,060 ♪ We never should have did it yo girl ♪ 1398 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,100 ♪ My best friend ♪ ♪ My best friend ♪ 1399 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:07,730 ♪ He can never know ♪ 1400 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,350 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 1401 00:59:09,430 --> 00:59:11,810 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1402 00:59:11,890 --> 00:59:13,350 Girl, what you pushing on? 1403 00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:15,980 - Excuse me, - Not your man, girl. 1404 00:59:16,060 --> 00:59:17,930 ♪ We never should have did it yo girl ♪ 1405 00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:19,640 ♪ My best friend ♪ 1406 00:59:19,730 --> 00:59:22,180 ♪ He can never know ♪ 1407 00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:24,180 ♪ Whoo yeah ♪ 1408 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,350 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1409 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:29,520 ♪ Keep it on the low ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ 1410 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,600 ♪ We never should have did it yo girl ♪ 1411 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,310 ♪ My best friend ♪ 1412 00:59:33,390 --> 00:59:34,770 ♪ He can never ♪ 1413 00:59:34,850 --> 00:59:36,770 ♪ He can never know never know ♪ 1414 00:59:36,850 --> 00:59:38,480 ♪ Oh oh ♪ 1415 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,930 ♪ Oh ♪ 1416 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:43,810 ♪ Keep it on the low low ♪♪ 1417 00:59:43,890 --> 00:59:46,890 [all applauding] 1418 00:59:51,770 --> 00:59:53,020 [women screaming] 1419 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:54,230 [tires screeching] 1420 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,770 - Hey, yo, what's up, Monique? - Shut up. 1421 01:00:01,850 --> 01:00:03,600 [all applauding] 1422 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,930 I'm gonna go get a drink, okay? 1423 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,600 (Lisa Layme) Boy, oh, man. 1424 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,230 Your uncle never told me that he had a nephew 1425 01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:13,180 with all that talent. 1426 01:00:13,270 --> 01:00:14,850 Is that what this is all about? 1427 01:00:14,930 --> 01:00:17,230 A showcase for his new group? 1428 01:00:17,310 --> 01:00:19,390 - 'Right?' - Yeah. Yeah. 1429 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,270 That's why I didn't see him all night, huh? 1430 01:00:21,350 --> 01:00:22,430 Exactly. 1431 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,350 - We need to talk. - Okay. 1432 01:00:24,430 --> 01:00:26,180 'Cause you fellas can sing. 1433 01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:28,430 Oh, we do a little somethin' somethin'. 1434 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,480 Oh, I-I love your look, too. 1435 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,810 - Thanks a lot. - Yeah. 1436 01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:34,600 So you guys have a name? 1437 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,350 Well, not really. 1438 01:00:36,430 --> 01:00:37,930 Huh, well, let me see. 1439 01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:39,390 What would you call 1440 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,980 a group of young city boys? 1441 01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:47,890 Because you guys are just fantastic, hot. 1442 01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:49,810 - We need to go forward. - Yeah. 1443 01:00:49,890 --> 01:00:50,890 Yeah. 1444 01:00:52,230 --> 01:00:55,270 [snoring] 1445 01:00:58,390 --> 01:00:59,930 [dramatic music] 1446 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:01,140 [gasping] 1447 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:04,180 [gasps] 1448 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,770 [whispering] Mama. Mama. 1449 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,310 Look. Look. 1450 01:01:09,390 --> 01:01:10,730 This is the killer. 1451 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,810 That man is the killer. 1452 01:01:12,890 --> 01:01:14,640 [indistinct chatter] 1453 01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:16,980 Mama, look. That's him. 1454 01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,270 Okay, we gotta tell Charles. 1455 01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:20,140 He's asleep. Wake-wake him up. 1456 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,480 Ow! Damn. 1457 01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:25,230 What? 1458 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:31,310 Something wrong with your neck? 1459 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,850 You got heartburn? 1460 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:39,140 'Girl, what's up, what's up? What?' 1461 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:40,850 Hey! 1462 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,600 [dramatic music] 1463 01:01:53,890 --> 01:01:55,770 Uh, man, pull over. 1464 01:01:55,850 --> 01:01:58,310 I need to pee. I need to pee. 1465 01:01:58,390 --> 01:02:00,640 'Yeah, my bladder's about to explode.' 1466 01:02:00,730 --> 01:02:01,890 'Please pull over.' 1467 01:02:02,930 --> 01:02:05,020 You interrupted me. 1468 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,270 I hate being interrupted! 1469 01:02:10,350 --> 01:02:12,430 We have to go to the bathroom, too. 1470 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,140 'We gotta go, too.' 1471 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:15,770 I'm not there yet. 1472 01:02:15,850 --> 01:02:17,230 I'm not there yet. 1473 01:02:17,310 --> 01:02:19,350 We're gonna get there. 1474 01:02:19,430 --> 01:02:21,560 Mama, you know him as Bill. 1475 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,980 Use your girlish charms. Now you gotta suck up. 1476 01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:26,310 Just be patient, okay? 1477 01:02:26,390 --> 01:02:27,520 Come on. Talk. 1478 01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,270 Bill.. 1479 01:02:31,850 --> 01:02:32,810 Bill.. 1480 01:02:32,890 --> 01:02:35,180 - Bill.. - Hi, Mabel. 1481 01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:37,350 Bill. 1482 01:02:37,430 --> 01:02:39,430 'Can we pull over and go dancing?' 1483 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,180 Oh, Mabel, I'm gonna pull over in a little bit. 1484 01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:45,310 'I got a special place I'm gonna take you to.' 1485 01:02:45,390 --> 01:02:46,930 Oh, alright. 1486 01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:48,390 Oh, mama! 1487 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:54,350 Uh, there's a talking dead dog in the street! Look! 1488 01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:56,560 Aah! 1489 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,060 Who would do that to a dog? 1490 01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:59,890 Whoever would hurt a talking dog 1491 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,180 is a dead man! 1492 01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:03,520 Hey, man, dogs are man's best friend. 1493 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,600 Don't anybody move! 1494 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,930 Don't move. 1495 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,480 Aah. 1496 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,060 (Charles) 'Mama, you better come on.' 1497 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,230 Oh, my God! 1498 01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:19,520 He gonna kill us. 1499 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,060 He gonna kill us! 1500 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:23,430 - Oh, I can't! - Yeah, yell louder, girl. 1501 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,930 All he got to do is get to someone's house. 1502 01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:26,600 Come on, mama. Come on! 1503 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,230 Damn! Oh! 1504 01:03:28,310 --> 01:03:30,020 I'm gonna kill 'em! I'm gonna kill 'em! 1505 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,390 I'm gonna kill 'em! I'm gonna kill 'em! 1506 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,810 I'm gonna kill 'em! 1507 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,680 Mama, what kind of little raggedy crop-dusting plane 1508 01:03:39,770 --> 01:03:41,390 has your cousin got us on? 1509 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,520 This is cousin Herpes' plane. 1510 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,020 - Herpes? - Yeah. 1511 01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:47,230 He been flying for three whole months. 1512 01:03:47,310 --> 01:03:49,020 Oh, God, mama, three months ain't long enough 1513 01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:51,560 to learn your damn name let alone fly a plane! 1514 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,140 Well, we'd be in the Bahamas now 1515 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:55,600 if it wasn't for you, 'cause you're so cheap. 1516 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,520 - Cheap! - Yeah, I got your cheap. 1517 01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,180 Remember that when you're shopping, woman. Cheap. 1518 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,350 Hey, y'all need to get up and quit that stuff. 1519 01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:03,810 Hey, hey, mom. Hey. 1520 01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:05,310 - Got a word for you. - What? 1521 01:04:05,390 --> 01:04:07,350 Tic-tac. 1522 01:04:09,350 --> 01:04:11,270 Finally get a chance to be alone. 1523 01:04:11,350 --> 01:04:12,890 Finally. 1524 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:14,520 Baby, I think we got a record deal. 1525 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,850 - Get out of here. - No, I'm serious. 1526 01:04:16,930 --> 01:04:19,560 What? And what about Mark and T? 1527 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,520 I haven't even told 'em yet. 1528 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,980 - What's up, man? - Monique is here. 1529 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:26,600 - What?! - What do you want me to do? 1530 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:28,100 I don't know. Keep her occupied. 1531 01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:29,890 Take her by the pool or something. 1532 01:04:31,850 --> 01:04:33,480 Unh-unh. Not this time. 1533 01:04:41,270 --> 01:04:42,980 [rumbling] 1534 01:04:45,430 --> 01:04:48,140 Your cousin need to keep this plane straight! 1535 01:04:48,230 --> 01:04:49,180 Straight! 1536 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:50,640 [droning] 1537 01:04:50,730 --> 01:04:52,060 'Straighten it out.' 1538 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:54,270 [instrumental music] 1539 01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:57,980 So, what do you have against Jon Jon? 1540 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:00,230 - Everything. - Really? Like what? 1541 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,560 Well, first of all, he faked being sick 1542 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,020 so he could house-sit instead of me 1543 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:07,100 and then he doesn't even invite me to the party. 1544 01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:08,890 Who said he didn't invite you? 1545 01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:11,140 He didn't send an e-mail out to everyone but you. 1546 01:05:11,230 --> 01:05:12,810 'You just took it that way' 1547 01:05:12,890 --> 01:05:14,560 'and, I mean, Jon Jon's your brother.' 1548 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,730 Is there anybody that can have fun with him 1549 01:05:16,810 --> 01:05:18,270 shoot, it would be you. 1550 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,850 You're so stuck on being jealous 1551 01:05:20,930 --> 01:05:22,350 about him having fun with his life 1552 01:05:22,430 --> 01:05:24,480 'but you can have fun with your own.' 1553 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,520 And that's nobody's fault but yours. 1554 01:05:28,930 --> 01:05:30,390 You're right. 1555 01:05:31,930 --> 01:05:34,850 [all whimpering] 1556 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,520 Look at that. 1557 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,770 Oh, mama! 1558 01:05:38,770 --> 01:05:42,140 What? I'm scared. 1559 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,480 ♪ Now you know we good to go my niggas ♪ 1560 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,180 ♪ We came and he's still my nigga ♪♪ 1561 01:05:46,270 --> 01:05:48,230 ♪ Wanted you to come back to ♪ 1562 01:05:48,310 --> 01:05:51,480 ♪ My room so we could spend ♪♪ 1563 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,810 ♪ Come on nobody does it better ♪ 1564 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,640 [telephone ringing] 1565 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,600 Hello? 1566 01:06:13,310 --> 01:06:14,520 (Charles) 'Jon Jon!' 1567 01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:16,640 Uh, hey, unc. 1568 01:06:16,730 --> 01:06:18,100 What's all that noise? 1569 01:06:18,180 --> 01:06:21,020 Oh, no. No. That's-that's just, uh, the TV. 1570 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,810 Well, we came back early. 1571 01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:24,640 So I need you to come pick us up. 1572 01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:27,350 - In-in your car? - Yeah, in my car. 1573 01:06:27,430 --> 01:06:29,890 Oh, well, I don't think you want me to drive 1574 01:06:29,980 --> 01:06:32,020 with me being, still being sick. 1575 01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:34,850 Boy, you better be sick. I was just playing with you. 1576 01:06:34,930 --> 01:06:36,640 You better not touch my car. 1577 01:06:36,730 --> 01:06:39,060 - I'll be home in an hour. - In an hour? 1578 01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:40,230 Bye! 1579 01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:50,270 Damn, where's Mark and T? 1580 01:06:50,350 --> 01:06:53,180 There you are. Whoa. Whoa! What's wrong? 1581 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:55,230 We're trying to hide from Bertha and Heidi. 1582 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:57,270 Look, I got some good news 1583 01:06:57,350 --> 01:06:58,600 and I got some bad news. 1584 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,930 The good news is we might got a record deal. 1585 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:03,600 Look, but the bad news is 1586 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,230 my uncle's on his way in an hour! 1587 01:07:05,310 --> 01:07:06,730 - What! - Yes! 1588 01:07:06,810 --> 01:07:08,480 Look, y'all start cleaning up. 1589 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,600 I'm gonna go and try to get these people out of here. 1590 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,680 Excuse me! 1591 01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:18,480 My uncle would like to thank everybody for coming 1592 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,390 but he's got to go to bed now 1593 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,020 so everybody has to leave. 1594 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:26,890 Excuse me! Hello! 1595 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,640 All the food and drinks are gone! 1596 01:07:31,730 --> 01:07:33,810 [record scratching] 1597 01:07:33,890 --> 01:07:35,680 (male #1) It's gone? Let's get outta here. 1598 01:07:35,770 --> 01:07:38,850 [indistinct clamoring] 1599 01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:43,270 [instrumental music] 1600 01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:02,520 Ok, I put your auntie's alpha back up. 1601 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,810 The house is clean. Everything's back to normal. 1602 01:08:05,390 --> 01:08:06,850 Good. Ray ray. 1603 01:08:06,930 --> 01:08:08,770 Just the man I want to see. 1604 01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:10,680 - Where's the car, man? - What! 1605 01:08:10,770 --> 01:08:12,100 My girls called me and told me 1606 01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:13,770 y'all didn't introduce them to nobody. 1607 01:08:13,850 --> 01:08:15,980 They didn't introduce us to no-body. 1608 01:08:16,060 --> 01:08:17,100 But the kitchen. 1609 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,230 (Ray Ray) Oh, my poor babies. 1610 01:08:19,310 --> 01:08:23,180 I thought they said that they was having them a party, girls? 1611 01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:25,310 - Oh, go, daddy! - Here we go. 1612 01:08:25,390 --> 01:08:27,520 - Drop, daddy! Drop! - Drop it on down. 1613 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,520 [indistinct chatter] 1614 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,730 Wait, wait! What about the deal? 1615 01:08:30,810 --> 01:08:32,850 Now, you ain't got no deal. 1616 01:08:32,930 --> 01:08:36,060 I said I would fix the car and I did.. 1617 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:38,270 ...but you gotta pick it up your damn self! 1618 01:08:38,350 --> 01:08:40,480 - Yourself. - Heidi and Bertha. 1619 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,020 Let's go! Let's get the hell up outta here! 1620 01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:44,890 Outta here! Outta here! 1621 01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:46,930 Come on let me out the back-end box. 1622 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:55,140 - Damn! - What's going on? 1623 01:08:55,230 --> 01:08:57,640 - I don't even know. - So now what? 1624 01:08:57,730 --> 01:08:59,230 Look, Ray Ray fixed the car 1625 01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:00,640 but it's back at his shop. 1626 01:09:00,730 --> 01:09:02,350 Y'all take me over there. Come on. 1627 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:06,850 Oh! Oh, boy! 1628 01:09:06,930 --> 01:09:08,310 I am glad to be home and I hope 1629 01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:09,560 that boy got my house straight 1630 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,560 or I'm gonna break him up some, too! 1631 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:14,060 (Linda) Shoot, it takes about 45 minutes to get home 1632 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:17,520 and you got a lot of breaking off to do with me. Hmm! 1633 01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:22,060 [engine running] 1634 01:09:27,350 --> 01:09:28,480 Alright. 1635 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,430 Bye, baby. 1636 01:09:34,310 --> 01:09:37,350 [rap music] 1637 01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:44,560 Oh, turn that up a little bit. 1638 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,230 Ooh, I like that. 1639 01:09:46,310 --> 01:09:48,140 Hmm. We just got back off vacation. 1640 01:09:48,230 --> 01:09:49,680 Oh, really? Did you all have a good time? 1641 01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:52,020 Oh, yeah. We had a ball. 1642 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:53,980 We just can't remember what we did. 1643 01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:58,100 [instrumental music] 1644 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,060 (Jon Jon) 'Come on. Come on.' 1645 01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:10,680 Get-get over! 1646 01:10:11,730 --> 01:10:13,140 Charles! Charles. 1647 01:10:13,230 --> 01:10:14,980 Isn't that Jon Jon in your car? 1648 01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:17,640 (Charles) Yeah, mama, and that's 1649 01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:20,310 Patti Labelle riding shotgun in the front seat. 1650 01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:22,180 Oh, I like Patti Labelle. 1651 01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:26,770 Gosh, I hope grandma didn't see me. 1652 01:10:26,850 --> 01:10:29,810 Oh! She probably won't remember anyway. 1653 01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,560 Move over, girl. 1654 01:10:37,730 --> 01:10:39,020 [sighs] 1655 01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:45,140 [music continues] 1656 01:10:57,350 --> 01:10:58,810 [grunting] 1657 01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:07,680 Charles, did you tip him? 1658 01:11:07,770 --> 01:11:10,270 I got a tip for him. Don't eat yellow snow. 1659 01:11:14,350 --> 01:11:16,390 - Hey, unc! - Hey, what.. 1660 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,020 Uh-uh, get your sick ass off me. 1661 01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:20,480 How rude, you. 1662 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,060 - How's my car? - A-okay. 1663 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,930 Is that your sister over there? 1664 01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:30,230 - Hey, unc! - Hey, baby. Come here. 1665 01:11:30,310 --> 01:11:33,270 Mm! Good to see you. How you doing? 1666 01:11:33,350 --> 01:11:34,730 - Fine. - Good. Good. 1667 01:11:34,810 --> 01:11:36,230 - Jon Jon-- - I can explain! 1668 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,600 Told me to come pick him up 1669 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,390 'cause you were coming home early. 1670 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,810 [coughing] 1671 01:11:42,890 --> 01:11:44,180 Boy, how's my house? 1672 01:11:44,270 --> 01:11:45,890 It's just like you left it. 1673 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:47,730 Good! Better be. 1674 01:11:47,810 --> 01:11:50,310 Well, good. I'm going to bed. 1675 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,310 Good night, Jon Jon. 1676 01:11:53,390 --> 01:11:56,270 Ooh, auntie, that's cute. 1677 01:11:57,230 --> 01:11:58,600 Thank you. 1678 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,270 Warm up them videos. 1679 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:02,520 [chuckles] 1680 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,060 - Hey, nana. - Hey, baby. 1681 01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:08,850 Drive careful, and this time be careful 1682 01:12:08,930 --> 01:12:11,310 with Patti Labelle. Okay? 1683 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,730 Shut up! 1684 01:12:14,810 --> 01:12:16,890 So who's gonna give me the rest of my money? 1685 01:12:16,980 --> 01:12:18,430 (both) Shut up! 1686 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,390 [telephone rings] 1687 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:33,560 Yeah. 1688 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:37,270 (Lisa on phone) 'Charles, boy, you did it again!' 1689 01:12:37,350 --> 01:12:39,140 'I just wanted to call you and tell you' 1690 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:40,770 'what a wonderful time I had' 1691 01:12:40,850 --> 01:12:43,430 'and how it was such a money-making experience.' 1692 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,020 (man on TV) 'This is the man that police in Florida say' 1693 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,810 'is responsible for multiple unsolved murders.' 1694 01:12:49,890 --> 01:12:51,600 (Lisa on phone) 'I'm sending over to you' 1695 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,930 'a contract on Monday.' 1696 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:55,140 Yeah, okay.. 1697 01:12:55,230 --> 01:12:56,770 Mm-hmm. 1698 01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:59,640 (man on TV) 'The killer, who is yet to be identified' 1699 01:12:59,730 --> 01:13:02,980 'was working as a cab driver.' 1700 01:13:03,060 --> 01:13:04,980 'Witnesses say he's on the prowl' 1701 01:13:05,060 --> 01:13:08,350 'because someone killed a talking dog.' 1702 01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:11,640 'More news after these messages.' 1703 01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:12,980 (Linda) 'Charles!' 1704 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,600 'I'm saddling up!' 1705 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,180 Oh, baby, here I come. 1706 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:24,430 You did not talk to me the whole way here. 1707 01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:25,730 Why did you help me? 1708 01:13:25,810 --> 01:13:27,180 I guess I had to. 1709 01:13:27,270 --> 01:13:28,850 You are my brother 1710 01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:31,020 but you best believe your ass is helping me 1711 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:32,890 get out of school next week. 1712 01:13:33,730 --> 01:13:35,020 (both) Sequel. 1713 01:13:37,140 --> 01:13:38,560 ♪ Hey ♪ 1714 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,480 ♪ Ooh somebody let out one ♪ 1715 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,100 ♪ Ha ha ha haa ♪ 1716 01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:43,520 ♪ I'm goin' down to Jon Jon's ♪ 1717 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,140 ♪ And have me some fun ♪ 1718 01:13:45,230 --> 01:13:47,390 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1719 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:50,180 ♪ Down to the last minute let's have some fun ♪ 1720 01:13:50,270 --> 01:13:52,020 I'm sure I did. 1721 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,520 Mark, T, come here! 1722 01:13:56,930 --> 01:13:58,680 - What's up? - Oh, Lord.. 1723 01:13:58,770 --> 01:14:00,230 What's crackin', homies? 1724 01:14:00,310 --> 01:14:02,520 [all laughing] 1725 01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:09,180 [clanging] 1726 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:11,020 [chuckling ] Yo. 1727 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:13,180 [indistinct chatter] 1728 01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:16,890 [clanging] 1729 01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:18,850 [laughing ] Yo. 1730 01:14:18,930 --> 01:14:20,270 [indistinct chatter] 1731 01:14:23,020 --> 01:14:25,310 I'll be there to pick you after school, okay? 1732 01:14:25,390 --> 01:14:27,140 ♪ When I pulled up in my ride ♪ 1733 01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:28,230 ♪ There was four fly girls.. ♪ 1734 01:14:28,310 --> 01:14:29,930 - Little bitch. - 'Cut!' 1735 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,230 Oh, God, he's gonna kill us! 1736 01:14:33,310 --> 01:14:35,310 - He's gonna kill us! - Come on, mama. 1737 01:14:35,390 --> 01:14:36,850 All we gotta do is get to your cousin's house. 1738 01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:38,890 We're in Fort Lauderdale. Come on, mama! 1739 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,430 [grunting] 1740 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,390 I'm gonna kill 'em, I'm gonna kill 'em! 1741 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,770 I'm gonna kill 'em! 1742 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:46,770 (Mama) Aah! Wait for me, fool! 1743 01:14:46,850 --> 01:14:47,980 Oh, please, I.. 1744 01:14:48,060 --> 01:14:49,350 - What's up? - Get off me. 1745 01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:53,390 (male #2) 'And background action.' 1746 01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:55,390 Oh, where are they? They was over here. 1747 01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,770 It's the right gate. 1748 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:03,100 Hey. Anybody sitting here? 1749 01:15:03,180 --> 01:15:04,770 Well, if they are, they're awful little. 1750 01:15:04,850 --> 01:15:07,140 Ohh, no! I love a woman 1751 01:15:07,230 --> 01:15:08,640 with a sense of humor! 1752 01:15:08,730 --> 01:15:10,600 Hey, watch it, buddy. 1753 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,140 Hey, you going to the Bahamas? 1754 01:15:12,230 --> 01:15:13,270 Yes, but I'm looking for my kids. 1755 01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:14,600 They're over in the Bahamas.. 1756 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,810 We're going to the Bahamas or something. 1757 01:15:16,890 --> 01:15:18,850 Oh, you want mommy to take you to the doc-- 1758 01:15:18,930 --> 01:15:20,520 No! 1759 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,560 No, I hate doctors. 1760 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,640 [panting] 1761 01:15:24,730 --> 01:15:25,930 Oh. 1762 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:27,850 Oh, I guess you are sick. 1763 01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:29,430 You want mommy to take you to the-- 1764 01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:30,600 No! 1765 01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:34,140 [laughs] 1766 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:35,770 Now do you think you can go over 1767 01:15:35,850 --> 01:15:37,980 to Uncle Charles' house, huh? 1768 01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:40,180 And wrestle with a werewolf? 1769 01:15:40,270 --> 01:15:41,430 Maybe. 1770 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,560 Oh. Okay. 1771 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:44,930 Well, all he needs is somebody 1772 01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:47,270 to watch the house for the weekend, okay? 1773 01:15:49,730 --> 01:15:51,310 I'm gonna beat your ass, kid. 1774 01:15:51,390 --> 01:15:52,640 [straining] I can make it. 1775 01:15:52,730 --> 01:15:54,480 Oh, no, no, baby. 1776 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,180 - Mama getting a bib. - Oh, oh. 1777 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:03,310 Oh. Oh, oh. 1778 01:16:03,390 --> 01:16:05,020 Now I'll make you feel better! 1779 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,480 [both laughing] 1780 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,480 - 'Cut.' - 'Marker.' 1781 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:14,060 Calm down, girls. Now don't get excited. 1782 01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:16,810 And I'm gonna say that I wanted to.. We ready? 1783 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:19,810 Uh...okay. 1784 01:16:19,890 --> 01:16:22,060 Now when I come back to pick.. 1785 01:16:22,140 --> 01:16:23,310 What's the line? 1786 01:16:24,430 --> 01:16:26,980 Now these are my two beautiful 1787 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,140 voluptuous daughters, Heidi and Bertha.. 1788 01:16:30,230 --> 01:16:31,980 Bertha and Heidi. Ohh! 1789 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:36,020 Girls, girls. 1790 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,310 ♪ But I really was lookin' at your friend ♪ 1791 01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:39,560 Don't hurt 'em. 1792 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,480 There she is, there she is. 1793 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:44,680 I brought you in this world 1794 01:16:44,770 --> 01:16:46,390 (male #2) 'Watch out! And I..' 1795 01:16:47,180 --> 01:16:48,350 There she is. 1796 01:16:48,430 --> 01:16:50,850 I brought you in this world, I'll take you out. 1797 01:16:50,930 --> 01:16:54,520 (male #3) 'Ready, and action!' 1798 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,060 ♪ I was lookin' at your friend ♪ 1799 01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,430 [clinking] 1800 01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,480 Hey! 1801 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,930 It's real good, babe, real good. 1802 01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:03,020 You stuck your foot in it, didn't you? 1803 01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:05,350 - Could you pass me the corn? - Mmm, how was your day, baby? 1804 01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:08,060 Well, you know, my boss pissed me off like he always does. 1805 01:17:08,140 --> 01:17:09,310 Can I get the damn corn? 1806 01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:10,730 You heard your father, pass the corn! 1807 01:17:10,810 --> 01:17:12,520 What is wrong with you? 1808 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,560 I'm just trying to get some damn corn and you're sitting-- 1809 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,930 Can I get some corn, what's up? 1810 01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:17,350 Here. Get your own plate, boy! 1811 01:17:17,430 --> 01:17:20,680 You're supposed to be somewhere sick! Make no sense. 1812 01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:23,020 I know that you weren't sick. Mama.. 1813 01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:24,980 Ray Ray, just the man I wanted to see. 1814 01:17:25,060 --> 01:17:27,060 - Where's the car? - What? 1815 01:17:27,140 --> 01:17:28,730 Boy, my daughters called me and said 1816 01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:31,180 that you all didn't even introduce them to nobody. 1817 01:17:31,270 --> 01:17:33,270 Nobody but the dogs. That was wrong. 1818 01:17:33,350 --> 01:17:34,810 - I ain't saying anything. - Dog? 1819 01:17:34,890 --> 01:17:37,430 I thought they says they was having them a box? 1820 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,390 ♪ Go daddy go daddy ♪ 1821 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,140 ♪ It's your birthday, it's your birthday ♪ 1822 01:17:41,230 --> 01:17:43,020 ♪ Get your freak on daddy now go ♪♪ 1823 01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,810 Hey, well, what about the deal, man? 1824 01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:47,680 You ain't got no deal. 1825 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:50,560 You.. No, wait. 1826 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,890 I'm gonna pick up from there. 1827 01:17:52,020 --> 01:17:53,140 [laughing] 1828 01:17:53,230 --> 01:17:55,230 (male #3) 'Keep going.' 1829 01:17:55,310 --> 01:17:56,600 You ain't got no deal. 1830 01:17:56,680 --> 01:18:00,600 Ohh, he has his meat, baby. 1831 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:03,390 Mmmmm. 1832 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:04,980 ♪ I'm going down to Jon Jon's ♪ 1833 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:06,640 ♪ And have me some fun ♪ 1834 01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:08,810 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1835 01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:12,560 ♪ Down to the last minute let's have some fun ♪ 1836 01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,640 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1837 01:18:14,730 --> 01:18:16,810 ♪ Down to the last minute ♪ 1838 01:18:16,890 --> 01:18:18,770 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1839 01:18:18,850 --> 01:18:20,600 ♪ Down to the last minute ♪ 1840 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:22,390 ♪ Minute? Is that the name of the picture? ♪ 1841 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,980 ♪ I done forgot again ♪ 1842 01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:27,100 ♪ I'm sorry the bucket's all messed up ♪ 1843 01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:29,430 ♪ And they ain't got no money and they got me up here ♪ 1844 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,480 ♪ Trying to do a song with no money ♪ 1845 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,520 ♪ I can't remember what I ain't getting paid ♪ 1846 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,180 ♪ Speaking of money ♪ 1847 01:18:36,270 --> 01:18:39,060 ♪ That's down to the last minute on the budget ♪ 1848 01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:41,310 ♪ On the money Oh man I'm telling you ♪ 1849 01:18:41,390 --> 01:18:42,980 ♪ Money hurts when you ain't got no money ♪ 1850 01:18:43,060 --> 01:18:44,980 ♪ Can't talk can't remember nothin' ♪ 1851 01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:46,480 ♪ Hoo I feel confused ♪ 1852 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,980 ♪ Please help me oh boy ♪ 1853 01:18:48,060 --> 01:18:49,890 ♪ Maybe I need to go to the house party ♪ 1854 01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:52,480 ♪ Or something I just don't know what happenin' ♪ 1855 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:54,480 ♪ Down to the last minute ♪ 1856 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,480 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1857 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,560 ♪ Them Spanish people got the love ♪ 1858 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,270 ♪ Down in Tijuana ♪ 1859 01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:01,890 ♪ Down in Tijuana ♪ 1860 01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:04,140 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1861 01:19:04,230 --> 01:19:06,680 ♪ Ooh them Orientals got too ♪ 1862 01:19:06,770 --> 01:19:08,310 ♪ Smelling farts ♪ 1863 01:19:08,390 --> 01:19:09,390 ♪ Oh my goodness ♪ 1864 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,310 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1865 01:19:11,390 --> 01:19:14,020 ♪ Ooh took this laxative I gotta run ♪ 1866 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:18,020 ♪ And must be on the studio not getting paid ♪ 1867 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:19,680 ♪ Five four three two one ♪ 1868 01:19:19,770 --> 01:19:22,310 ♪ It's out where's my check? ♪ 1869 01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:24,980 ♪ Hello? Cash.. ♪ 1870 01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:26,390 ♪ Somebody pay me ♪ 1871 01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:29,140 ♪ Hello I can't stand this I'm broke ♪ 1872 01:19:29,230 --> 01:19:32,180 ♪ I'm walkin' I got diarrhea ♪ 1873 01:19:32,270 --> 01:19:36,020 ♪ It ain't working for Mama Stokes keep goin' ♪ 1874 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:37,640 ♪ I didn't wanna put Mama Stokes in there ♪ 1875 01:19:37,730 --> 01:19:39,270 ♪ Erase that out ♪♪ 129143