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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:28,590 So here's the deal. 2 00:00:28,590 --> 00:00:31,340 Sometime in like the '40s or some shit, 3 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:33,470 when niggas was doing the Charleston, 4 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,050 and Lindy Hopping, and whatnot, 5 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:37,600 there's a couple called the Dempseys. 6 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,140 That's them, plain vanilla yogurt. 7 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,350 Nothing special, right? 8 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:43,980 But all of a sudden, somehow, these two basic bitches 9 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:47,400 became the talk of the town, rich beyond imagination 10 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,480 out of nowhere. 11 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,650 And you know that can only mean one thing 12 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,940 if we talking rich White folks, right? 13 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:53,940 Fucking sorcery. 14 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:56,200 Everybody in Detroit was talking about it. 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,910 The endless extravagant parties they threw with weird music 16 00:00:59,910 --> 00:01:02,620 and masks, and all the STDs. 17 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:05,620 Shit! They was the freak-off pioneers. 18 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,330 The rumor started that it was all in celebration 19 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,380 of this demon lord that they worshiped, 20 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:13,260 some ancient, twisted mother-fucker called Clauneck. 21 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:16,760 One day, the Dempseys just upped and vanished too. 22 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,260 No one knows what happened. 23 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,970 The house was boarded up and abandoned for years. 24 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:23,930 But the rumors continue that inside 25 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:26,100 that dark power still remains. 26 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,980 So I guess we're going to find out 27 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,610 what trifling motherfuckers are dumb enough 28 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,150 to get trapped inside, 29 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,240 and awaken this ancient evil once again. 30 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,370 We're in the dawn of a new era. 31 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:13,710 You know, when I started this company, when I built Risha, 32 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,840 you know, I had a vision. 33 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,880 We have to seize the moment. 34 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,920 Seize the opportunity. 35 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:22,430 All I'm asking for you to do is trust me. 36 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:26,100 Trust me like you did in the beginning, Terry. 37 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,930 When you moved out here, Courtney, you trusted me. 38 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:33,770 Eddie, when you divorced your wife, you trusted me. 39 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,110 And now you got bitches. 40 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:37,320 Look, all I'm saying is I'm the only one 41 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:41,360 that can lead this company into financial prosperity. 42 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:46,200 That's... that's really great, Ellis. 43 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,580 Can you let me go now? 44 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:49,450 I think I just pissed myself. 45 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:50,870 Goddamn, you did piss yourself. 46 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:53,170 See, this is y'all leader? 47 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:55,290 You want me to walk away and let him take this ship, 48 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:57,340 and crash it into a damn iceberg? 49 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,590 Damn, Ellis, come on, man. 50 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:00,260 You said you had to get the rest of your shit. 51 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:01,920 Yeah, I got a couple of things, 52 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,130 but I just wanted to say, fuck y'all! 53 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,760 - This is still my company! - But it ain't, though. 54 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,560 Look, man, one of us still got our job. 55 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,640 Don't fuck it up for me. 56 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,930 I gave you this job, Reggie. 57 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:12,230 And I appreciate that. 58 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:13,810 Plus benefits. 59 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:15,350 I just got my teeth cleaned. 60 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,150 But you gotta get the fuck outta here. 61 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:20,320 I got... I gotta get the... You talking to me like that? 62 00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:23,150 And you gonna pepper-spray me in front of all these people? 63 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:25,320 No, man, of course not, you put me on. 64 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,950 Okay, good, so, like I was saying-- 65 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:28,330 But I am gonna tase you. 66 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,200 Shit! Goddamn. 67 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:46,050 You are every Black woman's dream, Ron. 68 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:53,100 You're so smart, funny, you're attentive, 69 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:57,690 and you got a huge dick, and regular-sized balls. 70 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:01,780 Oh, I cannot wait to start a family with you. 71 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:05,150 - Are you ready? - Oh, yeah. 72 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,450 There we go, yes, yes. 73 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:10,410 Oh, yes. 74 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,750 Oh, it's happening! 75 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:20,300 Yes, yes, baby, yes. 76 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,340 Tickle me. 77 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:23,880 Oh, shit. 78 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,180 Oh, shit, what the... 79 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:27,550 How long you been standing there? 80 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,470 Three very long minutes. 81 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:32,260 What? Y'all don't knock or nothing? 82 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:33,930 I did. 83 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,930 And I thought you said, "Come in! 84 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:37,390 Come in." 85 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,020 Come in, oh, come in. 86 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,780 But now I know you were saying, "I'm coming. 87 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,280 I'm coming." 88 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:54,660 This will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. 89 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,890 SHARI WITH THE FATTIE 90 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:19,560 That is our folding tutorial. 91 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,270 That's how you pack. 92 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:25,730 Let's keep it nifty, and let's keep it ooh-wee-swifty! 93 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:26,740 Wait, what? 94 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:29,610 Uh-uh, uh-uh. 95 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:32,910 Look, I am not finna be showing no titties, Muff347. 96 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:35,540 Little blow-up doll, you raggedy mother-- 97 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:40,080 Now, I travel all over the world, as you know. 98 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,630 Let me tell you something, I almost got pregnant 99 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:42,790 in Miconos, okay? 100 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,340 But... And let me tell you why. 101 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:46,260 Bunion butter. 102 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:50,340 Bunion butter saved my life. 103 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:54,350 Let me show you how the bunion butter works. 104 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,850 It's amazing. 105 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:00,980 The aroma. 106 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,190 The aroma, it just... 107 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:06,610 Have you ever like been in nature 108 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:10,200 and just been like, "What's that smell?" 109 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,070 Mm... It's very creamy. 110 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:16,790 If you want, just go ahead apply it to your ankles. 111 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:23,080 I've been traveling so much. Um... 112 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:25,920 Bunion butter. 113 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:35,100 Did I tell y'all about my candles? 114 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,500 Yo, T, Ratface George is looking for you, man. 115 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,760 What's up, Ratface George? 116 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,300 Nigga, it's George! 117 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,930 - You're right. - You know that. 118 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:16,890 It's just George. 119 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:17,760 - Let's sit. - You're right. 120 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:20,850 What's up? 121 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,900 You know I know about your little situation. 122 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:28,150 That's why I showed you mercy. 123 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,900 But you know what? 124 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,610 About to be a free man. 125 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:39,490 Well, maybe now you can repay me for the generosity. 126 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,790 You remember what we've been talking about? 127 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,710 - Yeah. - Here is the address. 128 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,590 Swipe this. 129 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:50,550 That is worth millions. 130 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,130 When you pay me back, 131 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,090 you keep the rest for yourself. 132 00:08:56,090 --> 00:08:57,680 That's my little gift to you. 133 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,220 So if you pull this off, 134 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:03,140 you'll be good for the rest of your fucking life. 135 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,310 Hey, man, between me and you, 136 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:10,730 not to get in all of your business or nothing, no disrespect, 137 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:13,650 but, uh, man, what the fuck happened to your face? 138 00:09:19,490 --> 00:09:22,490 You know, growing up in the hood can be tough. 139 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,540 Just one slip-up, that'll change your whole life forever. 140 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:34,300 When I was five, that happened to me. 141 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,800 You know how Spider-Man got bitten by a radioactive spider? 142 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,760 I, too, was bitten... 143 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,230 by a fucking rat! 144 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:50,480 Bit me right on the lips while I was asleep. 145 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:55,150 Woke up into his cold eyes, fresh in the back. 146 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:56,860 I ain't getting no fancy superpowers 147 00:09:56,860 --> 00:10:01,160 with no Mary Jane, with no friendly neighborhoods either. 148 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:04,540 I was just out here with that rabies. 149 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:08,080 Hot rabies fresh out the oven. 150 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,670 But I tell you what, I killed the fuck out that rat. 151 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,460 Oh, I killed the fuck out that rat. 152 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,760 As soon as I could piss without assistance, 153 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,130 I was on his ass. 154 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,050 He ain't remember me, but I remembered him. 155 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:21,470 I was insulted he ain't remember me. 156 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,390 He bit me on the lips. We kissed. 157 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:28,060 So does that answer your little ignorant-ass question 158 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,940 about my disability, you clown faced bitch? 159 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:35,070 Uh... 160 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,860 Yeah, man. 161 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,820 - Go and enjoy that little freedom, bro. - Yeah, you do that. 162 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:44,870 You do just that, yeah. Enjoy that freedom, man. 163 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,330 Let me tell you something before you leave up outta here, man. 164 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:51,420 Vaccinate your fucking animals, damn! 165 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,460 Thank you, sir, enjoy your stay. 166 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,760 Hello, sir, how's your day going? 167 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,090 Uh... it's been a weird morning. 168 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:02,260 Technically, we are not divorced yet. 169 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:05,390 So I mean, me calling you baby ain't really a big deal 170 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:09,230 because you are my baby...? 171 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:12,650 Bae, who the... who the fuck is that? 172 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,310 Why the fuck are you in my business, Ron? 173 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,650 What you mean why I'm in your business? 174 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,110 Your business is still my business, 175 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,690 because like I said earlier, 176 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:22,370 technically, we are still fucking married! 177 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:24,870 For the most part, it's pretty good. 178 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:26,620 Look, I'm looking to extend my stay. 179 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:30,580 Oh, all right, that is fine, punk-ass nigga. 180 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:33,380 So, uh, you gonna give me your name, or what? 181 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,340 Excuse me? 182 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,720 Um, I asked you for your name, sir. 183 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,010 Sound like you called me punk-ass. 184 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:46,180 But, um, my name is Ron Hawkins. 185 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:49,850 And how long are you looking to extend your stay with us? 186 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:52,390 Honestly, just a few more days until I go home 187 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,150 to wifey, yeah. 188 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:58,070 Um, nigga, you ain't getting back in that house. 189 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,280 I don't miss you. 190 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,910 I don't miss the way your shit stink. 191 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:06,950 And I definitely don't miss your dick. 192 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:09,410 What? 193 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,540 Motherfucker, I said you ain't going back into that house 194 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,090 'cause your wife is getting piped down 195 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:23,760 by a swole thick-ass nigga in your favorite chair, 196 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,260 the bathtub, and even on your George Foreman grill. 197 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,470 Plugged up! 198 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:30,850 He working it everywhere. 199 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,100 Skeet, skeet! 200 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:35,150 You motherfucker! 201 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,400 I'll fucking kill you! 202 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,440 What you say? 203 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,980 What the fuck did you say? 204 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:42,820 Sir, do you want silk sheets? 205 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:45,200 - Silk what? - Silk sheets? 206 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:52,370 - Silk sheets. - Silk sheets. 207 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,960 You asked me if I wanted... 208 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:59,340 Silk sheets. 209 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,260 Sorry about that, um... 210 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,840 I've been going through a lot, 211 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,840 and what you said triggered me, 212 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:12,020 or what I thought you said, and I'm so sorry. 213 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:12,930 Yeah, yeah. 214 00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:14,940 Yeah. 215 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,100 Thank you for helping me. 216 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,270 Sorry. 217 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:20,020 Man, I quit this shit. 218 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,130 Hey, hey, Auntie, I can get one of 'em hugs? 219 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,460 Hell no, get your own damn family. 220 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:53,430 If you pull this off, you'd be good for the rest 221 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,730 of your fucking life. 222 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,150 Damn! 223 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:12,200 Nasty-ass shit. 224 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,500 Ugh. Shit. 225 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,000 Yo, yo, Shari, 226 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,080 Ellis, and Ron, it's your boy T. 227 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,090 What the hell he want? 228 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,670 I just got out again. 229 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,210 I know it's been a minute since we all talked, 230 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,010 and I know you three are busy. 231 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,640 Ellis, you got your company, you making all that money. 232 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,720 Shari, you doing your influencer thing and crushing them. 233 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,930 Ron, you probably got a family with a house and kids. 234 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,940 - Joanna, please. - Fuck your grandma. 235 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,650 Being locked up got me thinking 236 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:43,400 about how much I missed you guys. 237 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,440 I know things got a little fucked up between us, 238 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,030 but I wanna see y'all. 239 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,530 Hopefully, y'all want to see me, too. 240 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:52,280 Homie hooked me up with a dope Airbnb as a getting out gift. 241 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,620 Shit, it's got his own ZIP Code, it's so big. 242 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,870 I'm sending the address. 243 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:58,120 I miss you guys, T. 244 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,340 Hmm... 245 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,130 Might as well. 246 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,510 - We going on a trip? - Jared, 247 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,050 we're not going nowhere, give me my phone. 248 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,390 But it is with the whole gang, right? 249 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,890 I mean, I just quit. 250 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:16,930 I mean, fuck those guys for disrespecting you. 251 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,980 Whatever you're doing, just tone it down, 252 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,140 and do not quit your job. 253 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,940 It's expensive out there, man. 254 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:25,440 I only took this job because of you. 255 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,030 I mean, this is your company, 256 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:33,740 built on your courage, your virtue, your childish good looks. 257 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:38,540 Your determination, your... your grit. 258 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,290 - Hey, six, six feet. - Six feet, I forget. 259 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,500 I tell you every time. 260 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,830 Yes, you're right, this, this place was built on me. 261 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,250 This place is nothing without you. 262 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,170 It's nothing without me. 263 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,840 - Huh, so? So? - Mm-hmm. 264 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,840 So let's celebrate you leaving this shit hole. 265 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,760 - Shit hole! - Shit hole of shit! 266 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,720 - Cow dunk! - And we are gonna embrace you 267 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,930 with the destiny that you so richly deserve. 268 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,270 And hey, hey, I'm gonna pull my weight, dog, okay? 269 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,190 - Okay. - Okay? 270 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,850 You get the room keys, I got the hard seltzer. 271 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,230 How the fuck is that pulling your weight? 272 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,320 If I, um... You... You… 273 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,490 - It's okay, fine, we'll do it. - Yeah, we'll do it! 274 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,900 Can you get me some milk for my eyes? 275 00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:13,950 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 276 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,030 Can we get some milk? Fuck! 277 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:51,360 What the fuck is this place, man? 278 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,370 T. 279 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,540 What the fuck? 280 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,000 What's this creepy-ass place? 281 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,540 T, where the fuck are you? 282 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:12,670 T! 283 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,510 This dude is such an asshole. 284 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,930 Got us paying $200 a night for this shit? 285 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:21,600 This is creepy. 286 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,190 I got my allergies, it's dusty as hell in here. 287 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,520 Start sneezing in a minute. 288 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,190 When I see T... 289 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,110 What the fuck? 290 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,400 You were scared, huh? 291 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,320 What you think, huh? 292 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,740 You almost gave me a heart attack, man! 293 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,280 Yeah, scary-ass nigga, what's up? 294 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,410 What? 295 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,990 Dude, don't tell me you wanna do that dumb-ass handshake, huh? 296 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,620 Dumb-ass handshake, what you mean? 297 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,080 We are grownups, I'm not doing that. 298 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,870 We was grown when we came up with it. 299 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,420 No, we wasn't, we was fucking kids. 300 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,460 Wow, fucking kids? 301 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,260 Wow, that's crazy to say. 302 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,550 Never say that. Why would you say that? 303 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:58,220 No, I said we were fucking kids. 304 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,350 No, you know what I mean? I meant we were fucking... 305 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,560 Look, dude, I said we were children. 306 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,310 That's what I meant, I didn't mean we were fucking children. 307 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,890 I heard what you said. 308 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,770 T, you ain't changed, man. 309 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,520 You ain't changed, still a fucking asshole. 310 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,150 I'm just playing, man, calm down. 311 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,690 Shit, hey, you still with, um... 312 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,280 old girl from back in the day? 313 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,410 What's her name? Jovina? Jovanna? 314 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,320 Joanna. 315 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,330 Oh, she was so cold back in the day, bro. 316 00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,830 That fat ass, them long pretty legs. 317 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,830 She had that clear skin with that long-ass hair. 318 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:33,090 Them white teeth, and she was smart, and just talented. 319 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,260 Everybody liked her, but that was a bad bitch. 320 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:39,380 Okay, brother, T, friend, all right, 321 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,640 Joanna is my wife. I married her. 322 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,760 So you can't be with the disrespect. You hear what I'm saying, T? 323 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,810 So you're mad 'cause I said she a bad bitch? 324 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:46,980 - T. - Man, that sound 325 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,190 like some shit a bitch would get mad at. 326 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,650 You got some kids? 327 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,650 You gotta have some kids, man, get her pregnant. 328 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,110 - No, okay. - What you waiting on? 329 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,240 First of all, look, that's the plan. 330 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,610 If you must know, I was just on the phone with her 331 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,410 before I got here, and... 332 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,580 and we was talking about, man, we gotta make these babies, 333 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,160 and make this family, 334 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,330 and so we could, you know, do the family thing. 335 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:10,290 But that... It's in the works, it's in the works. 336 00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:13,210 Everything's straight, 'cause I can make you this juice 337 00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,300 that it'll have you... 338 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,170 I don't need any of that juice. 339 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:18,420 Fucked up in the back. 340 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,170 I'm fine, sir. 341 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,470 - If you say so... - Let's stop talking about me. 342 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,510 Brother, how you doing? 343 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,510 Oh, man, I'm living the dream, baby. 344 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,680 Fresh out. 345 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,220 Halfway house. 346 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,640 Probation, about to move in with my auntie. 347 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,980 They got me taking drug tests weekly. 348 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,860 Can't get no job, can't get no housing, 349 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,820 but, hey, what more could you ask for? 350 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:41,820 Living the Black man's dream out here. 351 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:44,820 Look, T, I'm sorry that... that you're going through that. 352 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,240 Don't worry about it, man. 353 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,910 I've been thinking about that shit all the time. 354 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,830 Like what if, like, if I could go back 355 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:53,290 and do it all over again, I'd be a square, bro. 356 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,880 I'd be a straight-up sucker. 357 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,130 I'm talking about, I'd be wearing sweaters. 358 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,710 Have me a good job. 359 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,340 Be somebody's husband, be a good man. 360 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:04,470 Be lame as hell, like you. 361 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,350 - Thank you. - Yeah. 362 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,390 - What? - Damn. 363 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:12,980 The lighting in here is trash. 364 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,520 - Is it Shari? - What up, Shari Squad? 365 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,730 It's your girl, yes. 366 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,900 Now, normally, I come to you from exotic locations, 367 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,820 giving you all the hottest tips 368 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:26,780 and the hotel hacks and whatnot. 369 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,870 But today, we at a different location. Hey, Ron. 370 00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:32,160 - What up? So... - Hey, Shari. 371 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,130 Yeah, now this place is a little bit more creepy 372 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,880 and dusty than what I would normally like-- 373 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,840 Hey, y'all. 374 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,090 - Hey, y'all. - But... Ron. 375 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,670 Can I do my live? 376 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,180 I really need you to stop with the dumb shit. 377 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:46,220 - He look like-- - Ron, stop with the dumb shit. 378 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,850 I'm trying to do my damn live. 379 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:50,010 - Anyways, you know what? - Can I-- 380 00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,180 - Come on. - Let me just 381 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,310 let y'all go ahead and get a little blast from the past. 382 00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,640 This is my peoples. 383 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,940 I'm gonna let y'all talk to 'em. 384 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,610 - Don't-- - I was trying to brush it. 385 00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,860 - Ron. - Okay. Hey, y'all. 386 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,150 Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron... Ron. 387 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,030 I like, you know, I read a lot of good books. 388 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,780 Damn, girl. You still got it, huh? 389 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:11,950 Oh! Look at you, all free and shit. 390 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,910 - Looking good. - I'm all right. 391 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,120 But you? 392 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,750 Looking better than you ever looked. 393 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:22,550 The hell you got us up in this creepy, dusty house? 394 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,800 There's spiderwebs everywhere. 395 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,430 You know I got arachnophobia. 396 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,220 No, "Hey, how you doing?" None of that? 397 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,220 I ain't even get a hug. 398 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,970 Can't I get a hug? Girl, get over here. 399 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:41,270 Mmm! I'm glad you're free, and you smell good too. 400 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,820 I will take these fucking glasses off and kick your ass! 401 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,610 Ron, give me my phone. 402 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:48,780 - Fuck this shit! - Ron, give me this. 403 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,450 Hey, y'all, that's my peoples, we out. 404 00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:54,120 Shari, what's up, how you doing? 405 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,330 Look, I know you expected something exotic, 406 00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,540 and T, you did a great job, you really did. 407 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,130 But if you want something that's less haunted and plantation-y, 408 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,880 I can actually call my pilot, 409 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,380 and we can get the private jet going. 410 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:07,470 Plenty of Wi-Fi, yeah, I got two jets, actually. 411 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:08,800 You know what? 412 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800 Just because you got money 413 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,850 don't mean that you gonna get some pussy, okay? 414 00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:14,350 I am nobody's gold-digging-ass ho. 415 00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:17,270 I just did a whole post about how I am the least 416 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:20,190 and most un-superficial person on this planet. 417 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,940 So in the future, maybe you should check 418 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,610 what a woman is saying, what she is talking about, 419 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,070 and you might get somewhere. 420 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,450 All right, jets ain't my thing. 421 00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:31,950 - Boo-boo. - Goddamn. 422 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,990 All that money, you still can't hit nothing. 423 00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:36,700 - Come on, man. - I do respect women. 424 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:39,670 It's just... I was trying to impress you. 425 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:52,550 Give me one second. 426 00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:53,680 What do you mean, "one second"? 427 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,350 T. T. T. Oh, this motherfucker. 428 00:22:57,850 --> 00:22:59,390 You know something? 429 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,350 Ellis, brother, it is good to see you. 430 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,360 I'm really happy, matter of fact, this is gonna be great. 431 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,110 I read about you in Forbes, man, not too long ago. 432 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:07,650 - Oh, yeah. - About your mortgage company. 433 00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,070 Man, that's a big deal, man. 434 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:10,200 We're real proud of you, bro. 435 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,780 Thanks, man, yeah, Forbes, I was, yeah, I was in Forbes. 436 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,410 It's a real competitive market. 437 00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:16,700 We're actually still innovating and stuff at Risha. 438 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,580 We just... We're on the edge of closing a billion-dollar merger. 439 00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,000 - Ooh! - So, stock's rising, can't complain-- 440 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,710 - Okay, player. Okay, player. - I mean, I'm trying. 441 00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,460 Let me come on down to the office and check out your penthouse. 442 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:28,300 No! No, I mean, uh, because... 443 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,050 Because we're... we're... we're renovating, 444 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:32,340 we got the mold... We all... 445 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,010 So I'll let my assistant-- 446 00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,640 T, where are the rooms at? 447 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,640 And hopefully, they're not as fucked up as this. 448 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,770 For real. 449 00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:41,100 All y'all do is complain. 450 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,310 You ever slept on a prison cot? 451 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:43,560 - No. - You ever slept 452 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,480 - on a prison cot? - No, man. 453 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,400 - You? - No. 454 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,280 Until y'all slept on a prison cot, 455 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,190 don't say nothing to me, y'all-- 456 00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:51,030 Shari, look, I... I'll... Can I help you find a place 457 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,160 to put your stuff? I'll help you. 458 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,660 Yeah, help me find a room. 459 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,570 Let me borrow your flashlight. 460 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,660 Stop all that. 461 00:23:57,410 --> 00:23:59,080 Did you just drop my flashlight, boy? 462 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,620 Nigga, who you calling boy? 463 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,910 Nigga, who you calling, nigga? 464 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,170 Hey, niggas, chill. 465 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,170 Man, go, go, go, y'all go put this stuff up. 466 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:08,670 - Just don't be weird, okay, Ellis? - Okay, I got you. 467 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,720 Let me take this for you. 468 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,930 Who does she think she is? 469 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:46,290 What is this place? 470 00:24:46,290 --> 00:24:47,840 I don't know. 471 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,710 All these weird little statues. 472 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,430 Titties everywhere, look at all those titties. 473 00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:56,050 - It's a lot. - Lot of titties, 474 00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,760 big titties, small titties, perky titties. 475 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,930 Look at these titties, man. 476 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,810 See, that titty, like that. 477 00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:03,640 I wonder what she likes? Maybe she like a little tongue. 478 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,650 What the... Eugh. 479 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,480 Damn. 480 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,150 I shouldn't have licked that, for safety reasons, 481 00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:13,650 but it's kind of erotic, right? 482 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:14,610 You want me to do it again? 483 00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:17,280 - I see that you want me to. - Nah, you just made me dry. 484 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,120 Very, very dry. 485 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,410 Just... 486 00:25:20,410 --> 00:25:21,370 'Cause you're like... 487 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,050 - Ron! - Shit. 488 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,180 Would you stop doing that? 489 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:43,470 I'm sorry, I'm scary, man. 490 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,640 Hey, I need to talk to y'all, man. 491 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,480 Group meeting. 492 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,730 Look, man. 493 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:50,900 Y'all gotta stop touching shit. 494 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,110 And if you're going to touch shit, you gotta at least put some gloves on. 495 00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:56,070 - What? - For the whole time we're here? 496 00:25:56,070 --> 00:25:58,110 You acting weird as hell, okay? 497 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,570 T, what the fuck is going on? 498 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:02,080 She right, bro, what's all this weird shit? 499 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,000 I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. 500 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,840 You know something? 501 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:14,340 Shit, look at this. 502 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,970 Look at this fucking bag. 503 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:18,220 And he got on all black and, fuck... 504 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,550 Man, this ain't no Airbnb. 505 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,220 It's a B&E, this is a burglary. 506 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,020 Man, what the fuck? What the fuck? 507 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:25,730 If the board finds out about this, you know what'll happen to me? 508 00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:29,150 And I could lose millions of followers, my sponsorships. 509 00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:32,690 Boy, if you mess up my bunion bag, I swear to God... 510 00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:34,320 He don't give a fuck. 511 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,570 That's why you got all of us in here fucked up. 512 00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:38,820 - I got you all fucked up? - Yes. 513 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,160 That's crazy, especially coming from you. 514 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,200 You of all people. 515 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,780 Dude, I got a fucking family. 516 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,160 I have responsibility. 517 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,700 Well, you know something, I forgot. 518 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,370 This asshole don't know what responsibility means. 519 00:26:48,370 --> 00:26:50,250 You probably don't even understand what the fuck the word mean. 520 00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,170 Actually, I do. 521 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:54,550 I wanted y'all to hit this lick with me. 522 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:56,920 I mean, sure, yeah, yeah, we're stealing. 523 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,090 We're stealing. 524 00:26:58,090 --> 00:26:59,380 But who are we stealing from? 525 00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:01,890 Probably some old, dead-ass White people 526 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,600 who ain't been here in years. 527 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,970 I mean, it's a victimless crime. 528 00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:08,430 I ain't bring no weapons, none of that. 529 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,060 Nobody gets hurt. 530 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:17,740 Come on, man, think of it as like mini reparations. 531 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,490 Reparate yourselves. 532 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,450 Why man? How, why would you wanna do this? 533 00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:27,200 Dude, you just got out of fucking jail. 534 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,450 Why you wanna take the fucking risk? 535 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,580 Because I need the money. 536 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,710 Why do you need the money? 537 00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:32,250 Because I got sick! 538 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,960 Cancer. 539 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,630 I got cancer. 540 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:44,350 I got treatments and medical bills... and debt. 541 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:47,640 It's a lot, man. 542 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,520 My God, Terrance, I... I didn't know. 543 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,020 Are you okay? 544 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,650 Yeah, I'm cool, they caught it early. 545 00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:56,980 Dude, why didn't you just tell us? 546 00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:59,150 I mean, when did you check on me while I was in there? 547 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:02,280 Look, we all went our own separate ways after that. 548 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,490 Honestly, I'm not mad at that, 549 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,620 but I wanted to do this with y'all, man. 550 00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:09,950 People who I knew was going to have my back 551 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,710 whether I was right or wrong. 552 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 I wanted to share the wealth with y'all. 553 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,920 Wealth, brother, 554 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,840 you think, and I... and I get you sick, and everything, 555 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,760 but you think this is wealth? Look at this shit. 556 00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:28,140 You got this tall wooden lady with her titties out. 557 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,470 That's not worth anything. 558 00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:30,890 This whole place is worthless. 559 00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:33,230 Man, you don't know what the hell you be talking about. 560 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:35,480 Hold up. Check that out, you know what that is? 561 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,820 First of all, this paper's nasty as hell. 562 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:40,860 Second of all, what the... The hell is this? 563 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,490 That is the Clauneck's Misericorde. 564 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,530 The Partridge family that own this house, 565 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:48,910 apparently came back from a trip with the shit in their luggage, 566 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,790 and everybody been trying to buy it. Like museums, 567 00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,500 private collectors. 568 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,670 It's supposed to be valued at like $20 million. 569 00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:57,670 Twenty million? What? 570 00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:01,880 This job on dagger right here? I'm in. 571 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,590 You said 20 million, so we split that four ways. 572 00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:05,630 That's five for each. 573 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,010 I mean, that's chump change, really 574 00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:10,350 I could use that to probably renovate the west wing of my mansion. 575 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:13,140 But we're here for you, so I'll do it, I'm in. 576 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:15,560 But just know I'm in for you, not the money, 577 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,900 'cause I don't really need it like that. 578 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,320 What time is it, okay, we got time. 579 00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:21,440 All right. 580 00:29:22,490 --> 00:29:24,650 So, what's up, Ron, Clauneck's Misericorde. 581 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:28,320 You know, I hate the fact that you feel like you had 582 00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:31,750 to fucking lie to me to bring me here. 583 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,250 But I'm not surprised. 584 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,580 It's T being a T, a regular old fuck up. 585 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,050 Fuck y'all. 586 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,260 - Fuck you, too. - It's a three-way split. 587 00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:46,340 Fuck him, scary... Yeah, he was scared anyway. 588 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:51,180 Look here, best place to find jawbones is probably in the kitchen. 589 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,350 Fucking nerve. 590 00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:54,430 I'm outta here, I don't need this shit. 591 00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:01,440 What the fuck? 592 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,820 Got to be another way outta here. 593 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,910 Ron. 594 00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:40,110 Ellis, can I ask you something? 595 00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,320 You can ask me anything, Shari, you know I'm an open book. 596 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,740 Okay, well then, in that case, I'm just a little curious, 597 00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:51,620 you know, why don't you help T on your own? 598 00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:53,530 Yeah, we know you got it like that. 599 00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:56,330 Why don't you just take care of business? 600 00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:59,420 I mean, instead of doing all of this? 601 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,080 Well, yeah, yeah, I would. 602 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,130 I mean, I will, I will. 603 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:04,960 I... When I have the opportunity, of course, 604 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,550 that's the first thing that's on my mind. 605 00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,670 It's just, you know, I don't wanna trigger an audit. 606 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,880 It's crazy if you trigger an audit, 607 00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:11,970 you're... It's a wrap. 608 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:15,140 IRS. You got the regulations, you got the FDIC, AARP, 609 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,520 all these letters that rich people gotta deal with, 610 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,600 that you... you know, it's just... 611 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,190 What we're doing right now, 612 00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:24,940 if you think about it, it's the actual fastest process. 613 00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:28,530 Right. Okay. 614 00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:33,450 I've had people in the past go down for the same exact thing. 615 00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:34,910 So I gotta make sure that-- 616 00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:35,830 Sure. 617 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:41,250 Fuck. 618 00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:29,630 Shit, talking about all that mess. 619 00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:31,220 A private jet. 620 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:34,220 You can't even get your friend a damn... 621 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,220 Talking all that shit. 622 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,510 Shit! 623 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:39,010 - Fuck. - You okay? 624 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,850 Yeah, I just thought I felt something. 625 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,770 We can't get the fuck outta here, man. 626 00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:44,100 Now we gotta split it four ways. 627 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,190 What you still doing here, bro? 628 00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,360 I tried to leave, okay, but it's some weird-- 629 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,400 What's up? Thought your scary ass left. 630 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,110 I tried to leave, okay? 631 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:53,650 I really did, but the doors are locked from the outside. 632 00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:55,200 Guys, it is some weird shit happened. 633 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,780 I don't know how to describe it. 634 00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:58,200 Some motherfucker was talking to me in my head. 635 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,490 But it's... I think it's some... 636 00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:01,080 There's other people here. 637 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,410 T, the fuck is wrong with you? 638 00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,210 You're trying to recruit us to go to jail with you 639 00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,920 - or something? - I'm still in recovery. 640 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,170 Don't be putting your big manly-ass hands on me. 641 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:12,130 Look, pussies, I told y'all ain't nobody else in here. 642 00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:29,270 Y'all see these monopoly-looking White people, right? 643 00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:30,980 Mm-hmm. 644 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:37,200 Maybe they're like the owners of the house or something. 645 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,870 Why would they... Wow, T, just wow. 646 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:41,870 Ain't nobody in this damn house when I came here. 647 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:43,580 I don't know who the hell them people are. 648 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:47,580 Let's just go over here, talk to 'em really respectful like, 649 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,960 so they won't call the police on us. 650 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,000 - That's stupid. - No, it's not. 651 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,170 It's a great idea. 652 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,800 Hey, hi, hi, guys. 653 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,090 This is... 654 00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:00,220 Look, I don't know, you know, you don't know me, 655 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,350 I don't know you, it's all good. 656 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:04,560 It was just a bit of a misunderstanding. 657 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,560 Me and my friends, you know, we thought this was an Airbnb, 658 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,730 so we came to have a little vacay. 659 00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:12,730 Right, we didn't know anyone was gonna be here, 660 00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:14,280 so we're so sorry. 661 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,900 You know, you don't have to call the cops or the police or anything. 662 00:34:16,910 --> 00:34:18,490 Why are you talking like that? 663 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,030 - Shut the fuck. - Stop talking. I don't feel safe. 664 00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:21,620 Okay, if you just let us out-- 665 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,870 Give us one second? 666 00:34:23,870 --> 00:34:25,160 Sorry about our friend. 667 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,160 - One sec. - Get over here. 668 00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:29,170 Everything just got a whole lot easier. 669 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,540 They could tell us where the shit is. 670 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,710 Why would they wanna do that? 671 00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:34,050 With a little more motivation? 672 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:34,960 - Oh, fuck! - Shit. 673 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,380 You said you didn't have a gun! You fucking liar. 674 00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,720 What gun, this ain't nothing. 675 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,220 But it'll definitely kill somebody 676 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:40,640 if you don't tell me where the Misericorde is. 677 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,260 Say it in your White voice. 678 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:46,180 Look at the big fancy word the moon cricket managed to use. 679 00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:49,060 - What the fuck? - Good for you, Bojangles. 680 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:52,440 If I had some ham hocks to feed you, I most certainly would. 681 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,320 Hell, no, I'm stomping these bitches out. 682 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,400 Shoot that motherfucker. 683 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,360 Listen, I'll have you know, 684 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,570 I'm a million-dollar contributor in the NAACP. 685 00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:01,660 I'll have this house bulldozed and a statue of myself put in its place! 686 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,830 Do not disrespect us! 687 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:07,910 Look at this one. 688 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:12,080 So well-trained, a true credit to his race. 689 00:35:12,090 --> 00:35:17,220 If only bananas were in season, or watermelon. 690 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,340 And y'all want me to feel guilty about robbing these motherfuckers? 691 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,890 Look, I don't wanna hear shit else 692 00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:25,560 unless you're telling me where that fucking dagger is. 693 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,230 Are you looking for one of your little spears? 694 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:33,730 Is that how you catch lions in the jungle? 695 00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:34,980 Hey, man, fuck this bitch. 696 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,570 Oh, shit! 697 00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,360 T, what the fuck are you doing? 698 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,990 Shoot them in the knee! 699 00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:42,200 - Oh, my God! - What did you do? 700 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,780 You murdered my wife. 701 00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:46,790 Yeah, I did. 702 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:49,250 Oh, oh, God. 703 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:52,080 How can you do this to me? 704 00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:08,850 Oh, shit. 705 00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:10,390 What the fuck! I was just playing. 706 00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:12,350 - Why would you shoot-- - Oh shit. You shot both of them. 707 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,940 Man, they saw our faces-- 708 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:15,190 You can't shoot them like that, bro. 709 00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:16,650 Guys! 710 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,610 What the fuck? 711 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:38,170 Who's ready to get down? 712 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,220 Y'all look stressed. 713 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:43,760 I got the solution for that. 714 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,010 Who the hell is this Sleepy Hollow-looking motherfucker 715 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:48,100 wearing a nice scarf around his neck and shit? 716 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,020 I told you not to wear that. That's my assistant. 717 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,980 That's Jared, we good, you gotta help us, bro, right now. 718 00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,440 Nah, nah, nah, he with them other motherfuckers, man. 719 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,980 No, and they coming back, man. 720 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,100 They're coming. 721 00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,440 Not loving the vibes here. 722 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,780 What's going on? 723 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:00,900 Who are you guys talking about? 724 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,030 Me. 725 00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:09,160 I don't feel so good. 726 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,210 Oh, shit. 727 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:22,670 It's been so long since we've had a fresh body to play with. 728 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,340 - Honey. - Yes, honey? 729 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,800 I think he wants to say something to his friends. 730 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,300 What's that, honey? 731 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,430 "You are all gonna die just like me." 732 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,740 Man, what the hell was that? 733 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,780 I don't know, but this spooky shit is scaring the fuck outta me. 734 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,040 I don't know. 735 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,580 Why are you screaming like that? I thought someone-- 736 00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,460 If we survive this shit, 737 00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,880 I'm gonna to church from now on. 738 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,920 I'm gonna become a nun, and I'm gonna be a virgin again. 739 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,090 - Yeah. - Just check the doors 740 00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:06,090 and the windows for a way out. 741 00:38:06,090 --> 00:38:07,930 But if anybody see that Freddy Krueger knife, let me know. 742 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,760 Wait, wait, so these racist-ass ghosts are chilling 743 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,010 in this house trying to kill Black people? 744 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:12,390 What the fuck is going on? 745 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,640 Wait a minute, I can't believe ghosts are fucking real. 746 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,600 That means my grandma's a ghost. 747 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,890 That means she be in the house, 748 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,100 and she probably be seeing me like-- 749 00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:21,400 Stroking that meat. Choking that chicken. 750 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,730 Putting that peanut butter on your balls 751 00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:24,030 and letting the dog lick it off. 752 00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,030 Shut the fuck up, Shari! 753 00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:26,400 And then you ate it. 754 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,030 Hey, man, your grandma's one of the meanest old bitches... 755 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,830 Old ladies that I ever met, bro. 756 00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:33,620 Okay, look, I can't get mad at you 757 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,870 'cause she could be a bitch, but she was a sweet one, okay? 758 00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:37,910 No, I'm saying I was locked up with serial killers 759 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,460 that wasn't as scary as that lady, man. 760 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:40,460 - Facts. - Well, guys, 761 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,710 what the hell are you talking about? 762 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:44,380 - My grandmother. - There's people dying outside. 763 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,010 But she was an excellent cook. 764 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:48,800 She was good, but come on, my assistant dead. 765 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,090 Fuck, man, Ratface George fucked me with the intel. 766 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,930 He could've told me it was ghosted here 767 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,470 that'd steal your soul and shit. 768 00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:57,980 Ratface George, that's the wackiest street name I ever heard, 769 00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:59,270 like what kind of shit is that? 770 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:02,110 - Ratface George. - Why do they call him Ratface George? 771 00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:04,230 Why the fuck do you think they call him Ratface George? 772 00:39:04,230 --> 00:39:05,980 Nigga looks just like a rat. 773 00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:11,660 T. T, don't tell me you are the one 774 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:13,490 that gave him the nickname Ratface George. 775 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:14,620 Man, I gave him the name, 776 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,910 but everybody call him Ratface George. 777 00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:17,330 You stupid motherfucker. 778 00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:18,660 - You're the dumbest. - You know something? 779 00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,330 He ain't gotta worry about a ghost killing him. 780 00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:22,710 You know why? 781 00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:23,710 Because I'm gonna fucking kill him! 782 00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:24,960 Hey, y'all, stop! 783 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,590 Chill out! Chill the fuck out! 784 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,090 I almost killed that boy, man. 785 00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,630 - Get the shit together. - Okay, Ellis, 786 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:30,800 you're right, you're right. 787 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,260 Okay, how about we do this? 788 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:34,850 Let's... let's just spread out, and... 789 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,770 and try to find a way to get out this shit, man. 790 00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:38,180 - Good idea. - Spread out, damn. 791 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,190 You know what, I'm gonna go in this closet and check it out. 792 00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,230 It seemed vintage and archaic, 793 00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:43,860 and I've seen a lot of scary movies. 794 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,690 And in those movies in the closet, 795 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:47,150 that's where stuff happens. 796 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:51,030 That's where the way to get up out, I'm up out, I'm gone. 797 00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,030 Yeah, I watch a lot of scary movies, too, you split up, 798 00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:55,490 that's when it's done, so, Shari. 799 00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:56,450 - Sha-- - No! 800 00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:58,620 - Yeah, it is locked. - I'm checking this by myself. 801 00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:00,080 Yeah, you locked it, I can check it with you. 802 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,790 - Stop being so thirsty. - I'm not being thirsty. 803 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,630 I'm trying to protect. What y'all doing? 804 00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:06,040 - Let's just go find some exits. - Fuck. 805 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:08,710 We split up, I'm gonna be the first one to die. 806 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,050 You want me to die, Ron? 807 00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:11,760 You want me to die, T? 808 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,260 Man, fuck y'all! 809 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,800 If I die, it's on your hands. 810 00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:19,230 And if I die, trust me, I'm gonna haunt you, bitch. 811 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,810 Hey, I found a bathroom. 812 00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:25,230 Okay, and? So what? 813 00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:27,070 Man, I got a shit, man, my stomach nervous. 814 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,780 Brother, you think this is a good time to take a shit? 815 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,860 Yeah, man, there's ghosts in here. 816 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,030 It ain't gonna take long. I'll be right back. 817 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,200 We're all gonna die. We're gonna die. 818 00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:38,450 Ain't no light switch in here, nothing. 819 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,160 Smells funny too. 820 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,290 Oh, shit. 821 00:40:47,170 --> 00:40:48,170 Fuck. 822 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:08,060 Man, look, I reached out to you after your grandma passed, bro. 823 00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:10,030 I left a message with your girl and everything. 824 00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:12,110 Maybe she just ain't tell you. 825 00:41:12,110 --> 00:41:13,570 Maybe she ain't want you communicating 826 00:41:13,570 --> 00:41:15,530 with somebody that was locked up. 827 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,830 I don't know, man. 828 00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:24,080 Look, I know there's a lot of shit 829 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,920 me and you never cleared the air about, but we good. 830 00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:30,670 We always been good on my end. We good. 831 00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,470 Life's too short just to be holding shit in. 832 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,510 Right? 833 00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:43,390 What the fuck was that? 834 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:49,150 Bro? 835 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:52,940 Brother? 836 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,360 Fuck me. 837 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,950 What is this? Oh! 838 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,290 This is nice. 839 00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:10,340 Feel like a canine. Police dog. 840 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,590 Smell kind of like a police dog too. 841 00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:15,260 Not that I really know what they smell like. 842 00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:18,390 Uh? Is somebody here? 843 00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:22,350 Hello? 844 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,020 Hello? 845 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,820 They'll all find out sooner or later. 846 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:38,110 You're worthless to everybody. 847 00:42:50,330 --> 00:42:53,130 You couldn't die alone. 848 00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:55,130 You had to take all your friends with you. 849 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:59,720 Wait till you see this thing right here. 850 00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:02,970 I'm a fly player, I'm trying to... 851 00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:11,310 Go ahead, Ellis, keep lying. 852 00:43:12,770 --> 00:43:16,740 She still won't love you, why would she? 853 00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:18,400 Just ask Jared. 854 00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:24,740 So desperate for love. 855 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:26,620 But you know the truth. 856 00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,660 You ain't shit. 857 00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:32,420 How much time do you think you have left? 858 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:35,420 Hours, days? 859 00:43:36,710 --> 00:43:38,420 Oh, that's just to prolong. 860 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,880 - Yeah! - Oh, shit. 861 00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:48,060 Open the door. 862 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:50,560 Shari, what happened? 863 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:54,480 Shit, what happened to your neck? 864 00:43:58,610 --> 00:43:59,780 But you felt it, right? 865 00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:02,780 - Felt it? It was inside of me. - Shit! 866 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,710 - What? - Look, let's just stick the fuck together, 867 00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:14,790 - That's what I said in the beginning. - Okay, you're right. 868 00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:17,050 Hey, hey, anybody been in here yet? 869 00:44:17,050 --> 00:44:19,300 - No! - No! I don't wanna go in there. 870 00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,010 - That's shit, when we-- - We got no fucking choice! 871 00:44:21,010 --> 00:44:22,090 Well, then you go first. 872 00:44:22,090 --> 00:44:23,050 - Oh, come on, man. - Go! 873 00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:24,220 Somebody just went through a window. 874 00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:25,850 - Come on. - Come on, safety. 875 00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:26,930 - I got you, don't worry. - Fuck. 876 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:28,260 Shit, that's some bullshit, man. 877 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,770 - You smell funny. - Stomach nervous. 878 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,330 Hey, yo, it's a foot in here. 879 00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:57,590 Oh, no, what the fuck is that? 880 00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,420 Hey, yo. 881 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,290 Hey, Shari, check this out. 882 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,160 Look what they're holding. 883 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,420 That? Oh, that's the clarinet mystery comb. 884 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:40,210 That's Clauneck's Misericorde. 885 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:42,420 - Oh. - Y'all act like y'all can't fucking read. 886 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,300 Yeah. 887 00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,800 It looks like they worship this dude. 888 00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:53,270 Hey, why he take his glasses off to read? 889 00:45:53,270 --> 00:45:54,480 What they for? 890 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,980 He's farsighted, he can't see shit 891 00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:59,570 that's long way away, but if it's right there, 892 00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:01,360 he can see it. 893 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:03,940 He's the demon that made them rich. 894 00:46:05,950 --> 00:46:08,700 Matter of fact, this is who they're trying to sacrifice us to, y'all. 895 00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:11,790 The one that feeds at dawn. 896 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,080 He who has granted mortals their most untamed desires. 897 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,540 He who takes bountiful pleasure 898 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:21,090 and corrupting the putrid souls of men. 899 00:46:21,670 --> 00:46:23,670 It's a spell book, dumb-ass. 900 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:26,420 There's gotta be some dark shit in here that can help us out. 901 00:46:26,430 --> 00:46:29,090 A Necromancy seance. 902 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,300 Let's do this. 903 00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:31,600 That's the one. 904 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,520 Guys, I think we are ready to go here. 905 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,600 So we all hold hands. 906 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,190 - I'll hold your hand. - Okay. 907 00:46:38,190 --> 00:46:41,480 Thank you, and hold hands, and-- 908 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,770 - You sure? - Yes. 909 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:46,650 And you're gonna use your heart and your mind. 910 00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:49,240 And you are gonna see, behind your eyelids, 911 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,660 'cause you're gonna close your eyes, 912 00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:52,530 and you're gonna see the biggest, 913 00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:56,500 baddest motherfucker you can imagine, okay? 914 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,870 - Okay. - Let's do this. 915 00:47:10,510 --> 00:47:12,100 Shari, it's working. 916 00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:28,280 Oh, fuck. 917 00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:30,990 Is that who I think it is? 918 00:47:30,990 --> 00:47:33,410 Oh, my God. 919 00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:39,000 No, it... can't be. 920 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,960 Gram? 921 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:50,340 Oh, fuck. 922 00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:52,760 Wait a minute. I was just smoking weed 923 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,600 with Luther and... Where the fuck am I at? 924 00:47:58,230 --> 00:48:00,770 Ron, is that you? 925 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,190 Hey, Grandma, look, I'm sorry. I... I didn't know. 926 00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:06,320 I didn't... I didn't-- 927 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,570 Oh, you mean to tell me 928 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:12,740 that you brought me all the way from peaceful, 929 00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:16,660 beautiful heaven to this shit hole you got me in? 930 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,290 Okay, Grandma. 931 00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:20,500 I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't know you was-- 932 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:23,880 You never take responsibility for your own fucking actions. 933 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,460 Okay, guys, we were supposed to be manifesting 934 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:29,840 the biggest, baddest motherfucking thug we could imagine. 935 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,550 Who pictured Gram? 936 00:48:31,550 --> 00:48:32,880 I mean, honestly, I couldn't think of anybody scarier. 937 00:48:32,890 --> 00:48:33,930 Look at her shoulders. 938 00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:35,970 She ain't... Real shit? 939 00:48:35,970 --> 00:48:37,220 Me too. 940 00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:38,640 Okay, well, to keep it 100, 941 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,140 - I was thinking about her too. - See? 942 00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:41,770 Hey, hey, Grandma, 943 00:48:41,770 --> 00:48:44,480 and we sorry to interrupt your little card game up there 944 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,520 with Prince and Martin Luther King. 945 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,690 He ain't up there. 946 00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:49,230 Wait, which one? 947 00:48:51,150 --> 00:48:52,360 Terrance Richards. 948 00:48:52,950 --> 00:48:56,410 Oh, I should have known your little delinquent ass 949 00:48:56,410 --> 00:48:58,580 had something to do with all of this. 950 00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:02,500 Always bringing my Ronald into some bullshit. 951 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,960 You're right, you're right. 952 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,250 But we need you on this one. 953 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,750 If you don't help us on this one, they probably gonna kill us. 954 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,880 Ronald, what the fuck is he talking about? 955 00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,800 - Us. - Yep. 956 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,430 Yep, that, Grandma, that's them right there. 957 00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:17,430 Those are the ones-- 958 00:49:17,430 --> 00:49:22,600 Look, I'm sorry to break up this little family reunion, 959 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:27,520 but I'm afraid this party is invite-only, Mammy. 960 00:49:28,070 --> 00:49:30,110 What the fuck you call me? 961 00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:33,400 I called you a mammy 'cause it's exactly what you are. 962 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,160 You are our mammy, making our meals 963 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,870 and breastfeeding our children, 964 00:49:38,450 --> 00:49:40,790 'cause that's what mammies love to do. 965 00:49:40,790 --> 00:49:44,120 That's right, Mammy. 966 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:48,330 Listen, let me tell y'all something. 967 00:49:48,340 --> 00:49:50,040 I ain't nobody's damn Mammy. 968 00:49:50,050 --> 00:49:51,420 Y'all got me fucked up. 969 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:53,800 Ooh, y'all about to get fucked up now. 970 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,430 Oh, what's that, Marjorie? 971 00:49:57,140 --> 00:50:00,430 I think some discipline is in order. 972 00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:03,100 Why don't you fetch me my paddle? 973 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,390 Huh. Gladly. 974 00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:13,940 - Fetch you your paddle. - Yeah. 975 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:18,780 So you actually think you can, uh, tame my Black ass? 976 00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:24,450 Ooh, I'm gonna do a lot more than just tame that ass. 977 00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:28,540 That's an interesting strategy. 978 00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,800 All I hear is talk, peckerwood. 979 00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:37,300 - Yeah? You want some action? - Mm-hmmm. 980 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,640 Mm-hmm. 981 00:50:47,230 --> 00:50:49,310 What in the...? 982 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:55,740 Put your clothes back on. 983 00:50:59,110 --> 00:51:00,990 How's this for action, right? 984 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,030 Yeah! 985 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,540 Grandma, no! 986 00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,450 This might be a part of her plan. 987 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,500 What plan? 988 00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:12,420 This is so weird. 989 00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:14,170 But she's enjoying it, though. 990 00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:15,170 Who gives a fuck? 991 00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:17,220 Leave my grandma alone! 992 00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:18,340 Watch out! 993 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,520 It's like the porn version of Roots. 994 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,350 What the fuck is happening? 995 00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:30,650 They ain't gonna let her back in heaven after this. 996 00:51:30,650 --> 00:51:32,610 They sure not. 997 00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:34,900 You're going to hell, Grandma! 998 00:51:36,990 --> 00:51:38,070 Grandma, no! 999 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,200 No! No! 1000 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,830 Man, you better spit that out. Spit that out, Grandma. 1001 00:51:44,830 --> 00:51:46,790 - Come back, Ron. - Yeah. 1002 00:51:53,290 --> 00:51:56,090 I ain't never seen that much areola before. 1003 00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:58,090 - Okay. - That's crazy. 1004 00:51:58,090 --> 00:52:00,970 Even in the afterlife, you get the puss. 1005 00:52:07,850 --> 00:52:09,730 - Yeah! - Hey, hey! 1006 00:52:12,270 --> 00:52:13,690 Disgusting. 1007 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,020 What the fuck? 1008 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:20,820 What is this place? 1009 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,120 Oh, shit, whoa. 1010 00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:30,620 The fuck did he... Where did you go? 1011 00:52:33,290 --> 00:52:34,170 The fuck? 1012 00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:42,840 It's been a long time since I expelled that much ectoplasm. 1013 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,050 It's good to know we've still got it. 1014 00:52:46,970 --> 00:52:48,640 We're lucky that those imbeciles didn't know 1015 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,770 what the hell they were doing. 1016 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:53,060 If they'd managed to summon someone else, 1017 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,350 this whole thing would've been shot. 1018 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,980 You are paranoid, Alton, there's no way. 1019 00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:03,150 Just a few hours more, my love. 1020 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,740 Just a few hours, 1021 00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:08,740 and we can finally leave this place again 1022 00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:12,960 to truly feel once more... 1023 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,750 To live again. 1024 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:18,880 As long as we don't fail as we did before, 1025 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,710 and allow our sacrifices to escape. 1026 00:53:22,010 --> 00:53:25,220 The consequences were quite dire the last time 1027 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,140 Clauneck's wrath turned our way. 1028 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,430 Come, my love. 1029 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,020 Let's make certain all is prepared for him. 1030 00:53:37,310 --> 00:53:40,570 Oh my God. 1031 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:57,380 So you're saying they need two souls in order 1032 00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:59,040 to repay their debt back to Clauneck. 1033 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,090 And then two more to get their old bodies back 1034 00:54:01,090 --> 00:54:02,420 so they can do this shit all over again. 1035 00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:03,510 Yeah, like interest. 1036 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:06,680 Fuck, and y'all think that's real? 1037 00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,640 That second chance shit? 1038 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,300 It sounded like it, 1039 00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:13,020 but what's even crazier when a ghost possessed me, 1040 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,850 he showed me a bunch of things. 1041 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,770 Like what? 1042 00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:19,770 Like, you know, we could find stuff around here 1043 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,070 that maybe help us get a jump on 'em. 1044 00:54:22,070 --> 00:54:23,150 Matter of fact, Shari, 1045 00:54:23,150 --> 00:54:24,820 did you see anything when you looked 1046 00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:26,400 at the book about possessions? 1047 00:54:26,410 --> 00:54:29,410 Yes, sir, there's a binding spell to trap spirits. 1048 00:54:29,410 --> 00:54:31,700 But they only last for about a few minutes. 1049 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,580 Yeah, but that's long enough for us to figure all this out 1050 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,250 and get the hell up outta here. 1051 00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:43,510 Okay, but, uh... who are we going to use as bait? Not it. 1052 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,670 Mm-mmm. 1053 00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:49,390 I'll do it. 1054 00:54:49,390 --> 00:54:51,470 - What? - I said I'll do it. 1055 00:54:52,510 --> 00:54:55,060 I take the risk, that's usually how it go, right, Ron? 1056 00:54:56,390 --> 00:54:59,650 Look, all you gotta do is put me somewhere 1057 00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:01,270 we know they're gonna be watching. 1058 00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:03,320 T, you sure you wanna do this? 1059 00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:05,030 What I got to lose? 1060 00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:08,650 All right, thank you for your service. 1061 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:10,070 I got you. 1062 00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:12,950 All right, y'all ready? 1063 00:55:13,950 --> 00:55:15,250 I got this. 1064 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,080 Hey, motherfucker, where you at? 1065 00:55:19,370 --> 00:55:22,750 You try so hard to be racist, but you love Black people. 1066 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:26,550 So much that you wanna be Black. 1067 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:28,720 Yeah, I get it, we're amazing. 1068 00:55:29,470 --> 00:55:31,220 We dance better than y'all. 1069 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,760 We age better. 1070 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,010 We're more talented. 1071 00:55:35,270 --> 00:55:37,890 Yeah, you wish you could fuck like a Black man. 1072 00:55:37,890 --> 00:55:41,060 Motherfuckers weak-ass immune system 1073 00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:43,020 can't even go outside in the sun. 1074 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,900 Yeah, you obsessed. 1075 00:55:46,490 --> 00:55:47,820 You love Black people. 1076 00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:51,530 That got his attention. 1077 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,280 So, what do you say, T, 1078 00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:57,120 you wanna show this White boy how to fuck? 1079 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,830 Y'all ready? 1080 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:10,720 Now, Shari. 1081 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,350 Release me now! 1082 00:56:21,350 --> 00:56:22,810 No, fuck that, okay? 1083 00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:25,020 We ain't doing none of that till you get us outta here, huh? 1084 00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:26,230 Let us out. 1085 00:56:26,230 --> 00:56:29,860 I guess we're just at a stalemate 1086 00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:33,910 because all I have to do is wait till dawn, 1087 00:56:33,910 --> 00:56:38,370 and let Lord Clauneck deal with your transgressions. 1088 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:41,790 Damn, he's right, the clock is ticking, man. 1089 00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:43,580 He's got the upper hand still. 1090 00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:46,000 No, no, fuck all that, he's in a mortal body right now. 1091 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,920 And I can feel just how weak it is. 1092 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,220 What are you talking about? 1093 00:56:51,970 --> 00:56:53,760 He's still sick. 1094 00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:55,760 He tricked you. 1095 00:56:56,390 --> 00:56:57,810 He's dying. 1096 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,440 No, T said they caught it before anything happened. 1097 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,400 We're not falling for your bullshit, man. 1098 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,190 Open the fucking door. 1099 00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:10,240 You want to know what your friend thinks of you, Ronald? 1100 00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:13,400 He hates you the most. 1101 00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:14,950 Just shut up, just shut up! 1102 00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:18,700 He's right, Ron. It's all Ronald's fault. 1103 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:22,040 He let T take the blame. 1104 00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:24,290 Take the blame? 1105 00:57:24,290 --> 00:57:28,170 Remember in high school, where you defaced the statue 1106 00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:31,630 of the great Robert E. Lee. 1107 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,680 Shut the fuck up. 1108 00:57:34,590 --> 00:57:35,800 Just shut up. 1109 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,430 Shari. 1110 00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:42,430 Do you want to know what he thinks of you? 1111 00:57:42,430 --> 00:57:46,690 Particularly, because he thought of you quite often. 1112 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:53,450 That time under the bleachers at the volleyball game, 1113 00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:59,990 where things got a little steamy with the school Jezebel. 1114 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:01,290 Stop, no. 1115 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:03,870 Did we get him? 1116 00:58:03,870 --> 00:58:07,370 Yeah, I've never been in a woman before. 1117 00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:13,420 Ellis. 1118 00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:21,140 You're gonna let him hurt this beautiful mocha body you lust for? 1119 00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:22,970 She'll never fuck you. 1120 00:58:24,430 --> 00:58:27,850 All she sees when she looks at you... 1121 00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:33,280 is that same pathetic, nerdy loser from high school. 1122 00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:36,700 She thinks your dick is little. 1123 00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:43,830 But don't worry, 1124 00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:46,670 because she's an even bigger loser than you are. 1125 00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:51,130 She makes all her travel videos on a green screen, 1126 00:58:51,130 --> 00:58:53,210 and she doesn't really have any sponsorship, 1127 00:58:53,210 --> 00:58:55,380 and she pays for all of her followers. 1128 00:58:57,090 --> 00:58:58,800 She's pathetic. 1129 00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,930 Believe me. 1130 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:06,680 The shame and self-loathing she feels, is clear as day, 1131 00:59:06,690 --> 00:59:10,810 besides I'm inside of her and you'll never be. 1132 00:59:10,810 --> 00:59:11,820 Get out of her! 1133 00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:19,240 Whoa, the hipsters keep on hitting, don't they? 1134 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,450 Let me tell you about your dear friend, Ellis. 1135 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:31,420 He got fired for running his own company into the ground. 1136 00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:38,430 He's months away from being in the streets 1137 00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:41,890 like the bum ass nigga he is. 1138 00:59:41,890 --> 00:59:43,010 The fuck you call me? 1139 00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:45,220 It's okay, Ellis, settle down. 1140 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:46,810 I can say it, I'm Black now. 1141 00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:52,270 Deep down, he thinks that there's no way out. 1142 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,280 Part of him actually welcomes the coming dawn, 1143 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:02,410 so he doesn't have to end his own pathetic life. 1144 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,710 Wow, now this is a fun one, Ronald. 1145 01:00:12,830 --> 01:00:16,170 Oh, Ronald. Ronald, Ronald. 1146 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,800 Joanna. 1147 01:00:19,670 --> 01:00:22,930 Yes, your Joanna. Your beautiful Joanna. 1148 01:00:22,930 --> 01:00:24,600 When she was leaving you 1149 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,430 and she was looking for a place to stay, 1150 01:00:28,430 --> 01:00:32,440 guess who she called for real estate advice? 1151 01:00:35,190 --> 01:00:37,400 Motherfucker! Whoa! 1152 01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:51,040 Last and very much the least. 1153 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,290 Old Ronald. 1154 01:00:56,670 --> 01:01:00,720 The biggest loser of the group of losers. 1155 01:01:02,010 --> 01:01:04,680 Whose marriage is falling apart. 1156 01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:08,930 Oh, he is a man that doesn't take responsibility. 1157 01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:10,430 He calls himself a friend. 1158 01:01:10,430 --> 01:01:12,520 He's not a friend. 1159 01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:16,150 What type of friend would let 1160 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:20,190 one of their best friends take the fall for something they did? 1161 01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:23,490 That's right, Terrance. 1162 01:01:23,490 --> 01:01:25,070 He ruined your life. 1163 01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:28,410 He put you on a path to nowhere. 1164 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:33,330 And he'd never think about it again. 1165 01:01:33,330 --> 01:01:35,210 But you know what's even crazier? 1166 01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:38,420 None of you are actually real friends. 1167 01:01:43,050 --> 01:01:45,470 You are all selfish bastards. 1168 01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:50,180 You only do things for self-gain. 1169 01:01:50,180 --> 01:01:51,770 So us killing you, 1170 01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:54,520 we're actually doing you a favor. 1171 01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:00,110 That's right, you can call this a, um, a mercy gift. 1172 01:02:00,110 --> 01:02:04,280 You'll all be dead, and no one will even miss you. 1173 01:02:08,870 --> 01:02:10,410 This is gonna be fun. 1174 01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:17,500 See you later, my friends. 1175 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,010 Y'all don't see what they trying to do? 1176 01:02:29,010 --> 01:02:30,390 Yeah, and it's working. 1177 01:02:30,390 --> 01:02:31,760 Fuck you for bringing us here, T. 1178 01:02:33,850 --> 01:02:35,850 But at least we're still here, right? 1179 01:02:36,350 --> 01:02:38,310 You know something, man, fuck you. 1180 01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:40,860 This is bullshit. 1181 01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:45,570 What the fuck you looking at? 1182 01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:47,240 Sick-ass nigga. 1183 01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,160 Fuck, man. 1184 01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:36,040 Ron. 1185 01:03:37,410 --> 01:03:40,420 Ron. 1186 01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:43,800 - Ron. - Grandma! 1187 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,260 You scared me. 1188 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:53,760 When are you gonna stop being such a pussy? 1189 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,220 You know how bad I wanna brag about my grandson 1190 01:03:57,230 --> 01:03:58,520 to Bernie and Mack? 1191 01:03:59,310 --> 01:04:02,060 But ain't no way I can brag about you 1192 01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:04,480 or say you my blood with the way you been acting. 1193 01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:08,490 Oh, the... the way I've been acting? 1194 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,610 Child, would've been a pleasure too. 1195 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:15,410 I know Rosa Parks may have sat on some bussies, 1196 01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:18,700 but I bet she had a whole lot more fun 1197 01:04:18,710 --> 01:04:20,830 sitting on some faces too, baby. 1198 01:04:20,830 --> 01:04:22,790 Babe. 1199 01:04:22,790 --> 01:04:24,290 What? 1200 01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:26,550 You need me to show you where the clitoris is 1201 01:04:26,550 --> 01:04:28,050 while I'm still here? 1202 01:04:28,050 --> 01:04:31,130 No, I don't need you to show me where no clitoris is, okay? 1203 01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:33,600 I just need you to stop being a fucking ho! 1204 01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:37,010 I'm sorry, I didn't... I... 1205 01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:38,930 You know, talk into Grandma good ear. 1206 01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:40,100 Say that again. 1207 01:04:40,690 --> 01:04:43,270 I said you was being a, um... 1208 01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,270 No, no. 1209 01:04:45,270 --> 01:04:46,360 Say it, say it, say it, what? 1210 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,280 Say it with your chest, like you just said it. 1211 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,320 - Fucking-- - Ho! That's what I thought! 1212 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,320 I will fuck you up! 1213 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,240 I will go west side up in here! 1214 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,080 You know I don't play this. 1215 01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,950 Let me calm down. 1216 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,290 Almost gave you a heavenly-ass whooping. 1217 01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:04,920 Calm down. 1218 01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:06,380 Okay. 1219 01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:12,800 Now I know I gave you tough love 1220 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,050 when you was growing up, and you needed that. 1221 01:05:17,850 --> 01:05:22,770 But I also know that maybe my tough love was 1222 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,520 a little too tough on you sometimes. 1223 01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:30,900 Maybe you learned to be less afraid of this world, 1224 01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:35,240 but it ain't never too late to switch things up. 1225 01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,950 No more hiding, no more excuses. 1226 01:05:37,950 --> 01:05:40,700 No more blaming anybody else 1227 01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:43,870 for who you turned out to be. 1228 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,920 Take some responsibility for your own actions. 1229 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,920 Now I want you to do this for me, if you will. 1230 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,800 I want you to take your narrow Black ass 1231 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,300 right on out the door, 1232 01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:58,680 and do what the fuck you're supposed to do. 1233 01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,810 You hear me? 1234 01:05:59,810 --> 01:06:01,520 Don't bring me back no bullshit. 1235 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:05,350 One more thing, on a serious note. 1236 01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:10,320 You apologize to T. 1237 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,610 You make it right. 1238 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,450 You make it right. 1239 01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:18,830 You got my blood in you. 1240 01:06:20,990 --> 01:06:22,290 Now, I'm gonna be watching you. 1241 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,250 I love you, son. 1242 01:06:29,170 --> 01:06:30,550 I love you too, Grandma. 1243 01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:42,270 Do you mind if I join you? 1244 01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:45,140 Yeah, of course, come sit. 1245 01:06:46,890 --> 01:06:50,860 And I promise, um, I won't try anything. 1246 01:06:52,230 --> 01:06:54,610 And I'm sorry if it comes off that way, 1247 01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:57,280 like that's the only thing I'm interested in with you, 1248 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,740 'cause you should know that there is nothing about you 1249 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:03,330 that I'm not interested in. 1250 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,330 I'm for real, like everything, your... 1251 01:07:06,330 --> 01:07:09,170 your wit, your fearlessness. 1252 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,960 Your ambition, your drive. 1253 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:19,260 It's why I devoted myself night and day to building a multimillion-dollar company 1254 01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:21,390 to try and finally impress you. 1255 01:07:23,770 --> 01:07:26,520 Yeah, I named it after you. 1256 01:07:27,980 --> 01:07:28,940 Wow. 1257 01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:33,020 I'm surprised I never realized that. 1258 01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:34,650 You didn't look at the letters and see, 1259 01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,280 "Oh, that, that's my name." 1260 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:40,860 No, I'm not that into myself, I guess. 1261 01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:41,700 Well, I'm into you. 1262 01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:49,870 Oh, well, I guess I kind of always liked your Jiminy Cricket ears, though too. 1263 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,260 The truth is, I was always scared. 1264 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,090 I know. 1265 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,010 What you scared of? 1266 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,270 Being happy. 1267 01:08:09,310 --> 01:08:10,310 Losing it. 1268 01:08:13,150 --> 01:08:17,530 Opening up to the guy who's always been there for me, 1269 01:08:17,530 --> 01:08:19,530 no questions asked, my entire life. 1270 01:08:27,830 --> 01:08:28,910 It's too late now. 1271 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,000 Our lives about to be over. 1272 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000 Hmm... 1273 01:08:34,380 --> 01:08:36,000 What you talking about? 1274 01:08:38,170 --> 01:08:40,630 We still got 45 minutes. 1275 01:08:40,630 --> 01:08:41,680 Oh, word? 1276 01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:59,820 T, can I...? 1277 01:09:01,030 --> 01:09:02,280 Can I holla at you real quick? 1278 01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:15,380 Okay, um.... look, 1279 01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:17,210 I don't even really know where to start, but... 1280 01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:21,510 First, let me start by apologizing. 1281 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,100 Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry. 1282 01:09:29,390 --> 01:09:31,560 I'm sorry for letting you take the fall. 1283 01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:34,520 Sorry for not saying anything. 1284 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,520 I'm sorry for being a terrible friend, 1285 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,480 'cause honestly, you wasn't just my friend. 1286 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,980 You really was my brother. 1287 01:09:40,690 --> 01:09:44,660 And for me not to be there for you was totally wrong on my part, man. 1288 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,530 I'm sorry. 1289 01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:56,920 It is all good, bro. 1290 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:02,090 And you ain't make me make the choices that I made. 1291 01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:06,720 It's consequences of my own actions. 1292 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:07,850 You know what I'm saying? 1293 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,020 I meant what I said about just, you know... 1294 01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:14,810 just being with y'all, man. 1295 01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:16,770 Those was some of the best days of my life, bro. 1296 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,820 You're the best friend I ever had, bro. 1297 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,660 I just wanted that feeling, you know? 1298 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,280 Just one more time before I hung the jersey up. 1299 01:10:31,290 --> 01:10:32,120 You know what I'm saying? 1300 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,420 We're good, bro. 1301 01:10:48,050 --> 01:10:49,350 Put the hand up, man. 1302 01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:52,680 Come here. 1303 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:54,350 Come on. 1304 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,810 - I love you, man. - Love you, too, bro. 1305 01:11:00,650 --> 01:11:02,190 All right, look... 1306 01:11:04,150 --> 01:11:09,200 Let's, uh, let's get out here. Let's... let's find Shari and Ellis. 1307 01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:11,530 Yeah, man, let's get the fuck outta here, man. 1308 01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:13,030 I mean, maybe find you some tissue. 1309 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,830 You got that Viola Davis snot. 1310 01:11:14,830 --> 01:11:16,160 Hey, fuck you, man. 1311 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,500 See? Man, you play too fucking much, bro. 1312 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:20,540 Motherfucker about to die and you playing. 1313 01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,060 Hey, what the fuck y'all doing? 1314 01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:42,810 What the fuck it look like we doing? 1315 01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,150 That's what I'm talking about. 1316 01:11:44,150 --> 01:11:45,190 Shit! 1317 01:11:45,190 --> 01:11:46,610 - Still look good. - Hey, snap out of it. 1318 01:11:46,610 --> 01:11:48,320 Okay, focus. 1319 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,740 Look, y'all, look, we gotta take these assholes down, 1320 01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:52,450 and we only got like 20 minutes to do it. 1321 01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:55,580 So what's the point? We can't beat them. 1322 01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:57,830 I thought the same thing a few minutes ago. 1323 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,790 And I get it, look, we're all liars, right? 1324 01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:02,040 We lie to each other. 1325 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,670 We lie to ourselves. 1326 01:12:03,670 --> 01:12:05,250 We just a bunch of fuck-ups, we're all that stuff. 1327 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,630 But one thing about us, when we come together 1328 01:12:07,630 --> 01:12:09,970 as fuck-ups, we make shit happen. 1329 01:12:09,970 --> 01:12:13,340 We are good as a group of fuck-ups, as one. 1330 01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:16,350 Yeah, we should come together, right? 1331 01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:17,680 No. 1332 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,390 It's your turn to come up with a plan. 1333 01:12:19,390 --> 01:12:21,140 So what we doing? 1334 01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:23,610 All right, yeah, you know something, I got this shit. 1335 01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:24,770 I got a great plan, 1336 01:12:24,770 --> 01:12:26,190 but before I give it to y'all, 1337 01:12:26,190 --> 01:12:28,360 can Ellis put his fucking shirt on first? 1338 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,650 Goddamn, you hating, bro. 1339 01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:32,240 - Put your shirt on. - This is 1340 01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,160 - hard work and dedication. - Baby nipples. 1341 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:35,620 These are man nipples. 1342 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,330 No, it look good than a motherfucker. 1343 01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:38,660 You gotta see my shit, though. 1344 01:12:38,660 --> 01:12:39,830 T, relax. 1345 01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:41,040 - Man, fuck you. - Fuck you. 1346 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,620 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 1347 01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:44,170 Hey, man, fuck you. 1348 01:12:44,170 --> 01:12:46,000 Welcome, tributes. 1349 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,880 Once again, we assemble in joyous anticipation 1350 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,840 of our Dark Lord's return. 1351 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,510 For tonight, He feasts! 1352 01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:56,680 Give praise and bear witness, 1353 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,810 you who have devoted your souls to His glory. 1354 01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:03,350 It is time for our unholy communion. 1355 01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:07,190 Okay, guys, I'm telling you, I got the plan of all plans. 1356 01:13:07,190 --> 01:13:08,650 I hope y'all ready. Y'all ready? 1357 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:09,940 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, here we go. 1358 01:13:09,940 --> 01:13:11,570 - Now the knife that they-- - No, no, 1359 01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:14,030 it's Clauneck's Misericorde. 1360 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,700 - Thanks, T. - Read a book, nigga, damn. 1361 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:18,280 - Cool. - Like I said, the knife-- 1362 01:13:18,290 --> 01:13:21,040 It's the Clauneck's Misericorde. 1363 01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,620 Clauneck's Misericorde. 1364 01:13:24,630 --> 01:13:26,170 - Yeah. - Does that make you happy? 1365 01:13:26,170 --> 01:13:28,250 What y'all doing, we got 20 minutes, hurry up. 1366 01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:30,460 Okay, you're right, look, all I'm saying is that the... 1367 01:13:30,460 --> 01:13:32,220 - Clauneck's Misericorde... - Clauneck's Misericorde. 1368 01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:34,010 ...is what they probably use in the first place 1369 01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:35,590 to strike a deal with the old boy. 1370 01:13:35,590 --> 01:13:38,890 And I'm telling you, I think this thing packs a lot of power. 1371 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,730 Which means that's why they want it so bad 1372 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,810 so they could possibly strike another deal with him. 1373 01:13:44,810 --> 01:13:48,440 All right, so we find it, we kill their plans. 1374 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,070 Matter of fact, we find it, and we kill their asses. 1375 01:13:51,070 --> 01:13:52,320 Yes! 1376 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,990 That's right, we get rid of 'em, man. 1377 01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:55,780 Matter of fact, we make them the sacrifices 1378 01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:58,410 and fucking destroy their grandma fucking asses. 1379 01:13:58,410 --> 01:13:59,330 - Yes. Fuck they grandma. - Nasty. 1380 01:13:59,330 --> 01:14:01,540 They fucked my grandma, they fucked my grandma. 1381 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:03,000 Where do we think we find it? 1382 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,250 Look, when the ghost went inside of me-- 1383 01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:06,420 - Hey, yo. - Pause. 1384 01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,130 Guys, guys, you are silly. 1385 01:14:08,130 --> 01:14:09,670 Look, I'm just saying when the ghost came inside of me-- 1386 01:14:09,670 --> 01:14:10,670 Oh, you gonna double down on that? 1387 01:14:10,670 --> 01:14:12,170 Another pause. 1388 01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:13,840 Okay, you get it, you know what I meant. 1389 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,590 When the ghost "possessed" me, the ghost showed me 1390 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:18,470 where the knife could possibly be. 1391 01:14:18,470 --> 01:14:20,140 And look here, guys. 1392 01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:23,310 This is our time to shine. 1393 01:14:23,310 --> 01:14:25,020 And more than anything, 1394 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,900 I'm excited that we're finally coming together. 1395 01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:34,150 - Let's do this. - Let's do this shit, huh? 1396 01:14:34,150 --> 01:14:35,700 Yeah! 1397 01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:37,410 - That was lame as hell. - It was. 1398 01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:39,370 He was in your head while you was giving him head. 1399 01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:40,530 I did not say that. 1400 01:14:56,470 --> 01:14:57,590 This is it. 1401 01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:00,260 This is exactly it. 1402 01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:04,520 Hey, hey, wait, remember that? 1403 01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,950 He is arriving. 1404 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:48,850 You thought you could fuck with me? 1405 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,750 - Now, he feasts! - Now, he feasts! 1406 01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:17,880 Whoa, where the, fuck... Who are you people? 1407 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,760 Oh, that's spooky. 1408 01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:24,550 Oh, Ellis, Ellis... Something's wrong. 1409 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,180 Don't look at me. 1410 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,600 I remember you assholes. 1411 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,150 Especially you! 1412 01:16:34,980 --> 01:16:37,150 You did this thing. 1413 01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:38,740 What's this? 1414 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,320 Jared? 1415 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,240 Watch it! 1416 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:51,250 What the fuck just happened? 1417 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:53,420 - Y'all okay? - Hell fucking no. 1418 01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,630 The dagger, Alton! 1419 01:16:58,550 --> 01:16:59,720 Shit. 1420 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,300 Yeah, yeah! 1421 01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,510 No! 1422 01:17:05,510 --> 01:17:07,680 No, my love! 1423 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,860 Yeah! 1424 01:17:35,670 --> 01:17:37,290 This is it. 1425 01:17:37,290 --> 01:17:40,800 Your whole life has led to this single moment. 1426 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,590 You have a choice to make, Terrance. 1427 01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:46,550 Turn your friends' souls over to me, and I'll cure you. 1428 01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:50,010 And you can live the rest of your life in freedom 1429 01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:52,850 that they've all had and wasted. 1430 01:17:52,850 --> 01:17:55,900 Or sacrifice yourself to me 1431 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,400 and join me in the eternal damnation. 1432 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,650 The choice is yours, Terrance. 1433 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:04,320 Yourself or your friends. 1434 01:18:05,110 --> 01:18:09,870 What will you do? 1435 01:18:25,550 --> 01:18:29,550 I'm like... Misericorde. 1436 01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:31,220 Glowing and everything, ain't he? 1437 01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:33,850 T, no! 1438 01:19:01,590 --> 01:19:03,420 I mean, yeah, it's not the beach, 1439 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:05,550 but it's definitely still a nice spot, right? 1440 01:19:05,550 --> 01:19:07,590 I got us a good rate. 1441 01:19:07,590 --> 01:19:09,390 I'm telling you, we can turn this thing 1442 01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:11,510 into something real nice with all the money we got. 1443 01:19:11,510 --> 01:19:14,270 I can't believe that crusty-rusty old mansion shit 1444 01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:17,310 is actually worth so much, right? 1445 01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:21,520 T was low-key a genius for breaking into that spot, I mean. 1446 01:19:22,730 --> 01:19:24,190 Yeah, you probably right. 1447 01:19:24,190 --> 01:19:25,820 He was blessing in disguise, huh? 1448 01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:26,820 Mm-hmm. 1449 01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,110 - When crime pays. - Crime pays. 1450 01:19:29,110 --> 01:19:31,320 Yeah. 1451 01:19:31,330 --> 01:19:33,240 You know, that's why we gotta run it back. 1452 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,990 That's why we doing this, right, so we can make more money. 1453 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,750 But it doesn't feel exactly right doing this 1454 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:40,790 without T being here to celebrate this with us. 1455 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:47,470 But think about how much money we get if we sell this. 1456 01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:51,590 Maybe we should hold onto it. 1457 01:19:54,930 --> 01:19:56,270 Yeah. 1458 01:19:56,270 --> 01:19:57,600 Yeah, come on, put it... 1459 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,100 Yeah, we not selling this. 1460 01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:00,900 - Yeah. - You wanna, um, 1461 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:02,690 help me, uh, set up this office? 1462 01:20:02,690 --> 01:20:04,270 I got a lot of stuff in there. 1463 01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:06,240 I just need help setting up, I think. 1464 01:20:07,110 --> 01:20:08,150 We're just gonna... 1465 01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:09,650 No, I know what y'all doing. 1466 01:20:09,660 --> 01:20:11,820 Do y'all think I'm stupid? Y'all ain't about to be in there setting up nothing. 1467 01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,950 - Yeah, we gonna set it up. - You're holding hands. 1468 01:20:13,950 --> 01:20:15,700 You making the fuck... 1469 01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:17,450 Don't be fucking in there, okay? 1470 01:20:17,450 --> 01:20:18,660 This is a place of work! 1471 01:20:18,660 --> 01:20:19,750 Hi, Ron. 1472 01:20:24,710 --> 01:20:26,090 Joanna, what are you doing here? 1473 01:20:26,090 --> 01:20:29,880 Listen, I know things are not the best between us right now, 1474 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:34,220 but I heard about T, so I just wanted to check in on you 1475 01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:36,060 'cause it sounds like you've been through a lot. 1476 01:20:39,270 --> 01:20:40,850 Yeah, you are right, I have been through a lot, 1477 01:20:40,850 --> 01:20:43,770 and thank you for checking in on me. 1478 01:20:43,770 --> 01:20:45,400 I appreciate that. 1479 01:20:45,690 --> 01:20:47,400 But I've been good, you know? 1480 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:51,450 I've been really strong, and honestly, I credit that to you. 1481 01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:56,290 Yeah, yeah, for real, like you put me through a lot of bullshit. 1482 01:20:57,830 --> 01:20:59,830 Because of that bullshit, I'm a stronger person. 1483 01:20:59,830 --> 01:21:01,710 You know we both made mistakes, right? 1484 01:21:01,710 --> 01:21:05,590 Nah, nah, I mean, I didn't... I didn't do a lot. 1485 01:21:05,590 --> 01:21:07,670 I was really just committed to you. 1486 01:21:07,670 --> 01:21:11,670 You... you had a half-naked man in our kitchen. 1487 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,010 - He was the handyman. - He was no goddamn handyman. 1488 01:21:14,010 --> 01:21:15,930 You know well he was no handyman, but... 1489 01:21:15,930 --> 01:21:17,810 but I'm not petty like that. 1490 01:21:17,810 --> 01:21:22,060 I've moved on because I've forgiven you. 1491 01:21:22,350 --> 01:21:23,730 I forgive you. 1492 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:26,900 That's what I came here for to say I'm willing to forgive you 1493 01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,520 if you are willing to forgive me. 1494 01:21:28,530 --> 01:21:31,610 Cool, it's crazy to forgive people for shit they didn't do. 1495 01:21:31,990 --> 01:21:35,200 But it's all good, you know something, this is a good time, 1496 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,080 especially when forgiveness is in play, to start over. 1497 01:21:39,490 --> 01:21:42,040 That's exactly what I'm saying. 1498 01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:46,170 Well, I loved it, I love the idea of starting over. 1499 01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:50,590 But without you. 1500 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,470 Wha... what do you mean? 1501 01:21:54,890 --> 01:21:56,180 I mean I don't wanna... 1502 01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:02,640 Just me starting over alone. 1503 01:22:03,890 --> 01:22:05,150 Okay, Ron. 1504 01:22:06,310 --> 01:22:09,110 Good luck, I'm proud of you. 1505 01:22:09,610 --> 01:22:10,900 Proud of you too. 1506 01:22:13,950 --> 01:22:15,990 That's right, okay, well, take care. 1507 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:28,080 Fuck Joanna, plenty bad bitches out here. 1508 01:22:28,090 --> 01:22:29,340 T, is that you? 1509 01:22:29,710 --> 01:22:31,300 Let's find out. 1510 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,940 Yes, my Lord. 1511 01:23:27,850 --> 01:23:29,560 They have the blade. 1512 01:23:31,190 --> 01:23:33,230 They belong to you now. 1513 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,110 Yeah. 1514 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,620 You will be rewarded, Ratface George. 1515 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:45,240 It's George.111255

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