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So here's the deal.
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Sometime in like the '40s
or some shit,
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when niggas was doing the Charleston,
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and Lindy Hopping, and whatnot,
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there's a couple called the Dempseys.
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That's them, plain vanilla yogurt.
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Nothing special, right?
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But all of a sudden, somehow,
these two basic bitches
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became the talk of the town,
rich beyond imagination
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out of nowhere.
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And you know that can only mean one thing
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if we talking rich White folks, right?
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Fucking sorcery.
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Everybody in Detroit was talking about it.
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The endless extravagant parties
they threw with weird music
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and masks, and all the STDs.
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Shit! They was the freak-off pioneers.
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The rumor started that
it was all in celebration
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of this demon lord that they worshiped,
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some ancient, twisted mother-fucker
called Clauneck.
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One day, the Dempseys
just upped and vanished too.
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No one knows what happened.
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The house was boarded up
and abandoned for years.
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But the rumors continue that inside
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that dark power still remains.
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So I guess we're going to find out
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what trifling motherfuckers
are dumb enough
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to get trapped inside,
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and awaken this ancient evil once again.
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We're in the dawn of a new era.
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You know, when I started this company,
when I built Risha,
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you know, I had a vision.
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We have to seize the moment.
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Seize the opportunity.
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All I'm asking for you to do is trust me.
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Trust me like you did
in the beginning, Terry.
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When you moved out here,
Courtney, you trusted me.
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Eddie, when you divorced
your wife, you trusted me.
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And now you got bitches.
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Look, all I'm saying is I'm the only one
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that can lead this company
into financial prosperity.
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That's... that's really great, Ellis.
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Can you let me go now?
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I think I just pissed myself.
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Goddamn, you did piss yourself.
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See, this is y'all leader?
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You want me to walk away
and let him take this ship,
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and crash it into a damn iceberg?
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Damn, Ellis, come on, man.
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You said you had to get
the rest of your shit.
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Yeah, I got a couple of things,
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but I just wanted to say, fuck y'all!
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- This is still my company!
- But it ain't, though.
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Look, man, one of us still got our job.
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Don't fuck it up for me.
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I gave you this job, Reggie.
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And I appreciate that.
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Plus benefits.
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I just got my teeth cleaned.
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But you gotta get the fuck outta here.
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I got... I gotta get the...
You talking to me like that?
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And you gonna pepper-spray me
in front of all these people?
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No, man, of course not, you put me on.
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Okay, good, so, like I was saying--
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But I am gonna tase you.
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Shit! Goddamn.
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You are every
Black woman's dream, Ron.
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You're so smart,
funny, you're attentive,
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and you got a huge dick,
and regular-sized balls.
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Oh, I cannot wait
to start a family with you.
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- Are you ready?
- Oh, yeah.
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There we go, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, it's happening!
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Yes, yes, baby, yes.
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Tickle me.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit, what the...
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How long you been standing there?
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Three very long minutes.
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What? Y'all don't knock or nothing?
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I did.
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And I thought you said, "Come in!
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Come in."
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Come in, oh, come in.
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But now I know you were
saying, "I'm coming.
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I'm coming."
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This will haunt my dreams
for the rest of my life.
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SHARI WITH THE FATTIE
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That is our folding tutorial.
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That's how you pack.
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Let's keep it nifty,
and let's keep it ooh-wee-swifty!
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Wait, what?
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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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Look, I am not finna be showing
no titties, Muff347.
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Little blow-up doll, you raggedy mother--
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Now, I travel all over
the world, as you know.
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Let me tell you something,
I almost got pregnant
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in Miconos, okay?
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But... And let me tell you why.
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Bunion butter.
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Bunion butter saved my life.
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Let me show you how
the bunion butter works.
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It's amazing.
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The aroma.
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The aroma, it just...
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Have you ever like been in nature
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and just been like, "What's that smell?"
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Mm... It's very creamy.
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If you want, just go ahead
apply it to your ankles.
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I've been traveling so much. Um...
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Bunion butter.
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Did I tell y'all about my candles?
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Yo, T, Ratface George
is looking for you, man.
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What's up, Ratface George?
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Nigga, it's George!
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- You're right.
- You know that.
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It's just George.
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- Let's sit.
- You're right.
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What's up?
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You know I know about
your little situation.
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That's why I showed you mercy.
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But you know what?
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About to be a free man.
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Well, maybe now you can
repay me for the generosity.
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You remember what
we've been talking about?
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- Yeah.
- Here is the address.
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Swipe this.
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That is worth millions.
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When you pay me back,
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you keep the rest for yourself.
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That's my little gift to you.
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So if you pull this off,
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you'll be good for the rest
of your fucking life.
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Hey, man, between me and you,
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not to get in all of your business
or nothing, no disrespect,
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but, uh, man, what the fuck
happened to your face?
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You know, growing up
in the hood can be tough.
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Just one slip-up,
that'll change your whole life forever.
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When I was five, that happened to me.
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You know how Spider-Man
got bitten by a radioactive spider?
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I, too, was bitten...
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by a fucking rat!
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Bit me right on
the lips while I was asleep.
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Woke up into his cold eyes,
fresh in the back.
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I ain't getting no fancy superpowers
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with no Mary Jane,
with no friendly neighborhoods either.
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I was just out here with that rabies.
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Hot rabies fresh out the oven.
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But I tell you what, I killed
the fuck out that rat.
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Oh, I killed the fuck out that rat.
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As soon as I could piss
without assistance,
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I was on his ass.
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He ain't remember me,
but I remembered him.
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I was insulted he ain't remember me.
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He bit me on the lips. We kissed.
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So does that answer
your little ignorant-ass question
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about my disability,
you clown faced bitch?
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Uh...
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Yeah, man.
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- Go and enjoy that little freedom, bro.
- Yeah, you do that.
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You do just that, yeah.
Enjoy that freedom, man.
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Let me tell you something
before you leave up outta here, man.
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Vaccinate your fucking animals, damn!
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Thank you, sir, enjoy your stay.
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Hello, sir, how's your day going?
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Uh... it's been a weird morning.
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Technically, we are not divorced yet.
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So I mean, me calling you baby
ain't really a big deal
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because you are my baby...?
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Bae, who the... who the fuck is that?
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Why the fuck are you in my business, Ron?
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What you mean why I'm in your business?
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Your business is still my business,
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because like I said earlier,
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technically, we are still fucking married!
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For the most part, it's pretty good.
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Look, I'm looking to extend my stay.
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Oh, all right, that is fine,
punk-ass nigga.
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So, uh, you gonna give me
your name, or what?
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Excuse me?
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Um, I asked you for your name, sir.
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Sound like you called me punk-ass.
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But, um, my name is Ron Hawkins.
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And how long are you looking
to extend your stay with us?
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Honestly, just a few more days
until I go home
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to wifey, yeah.
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Um, nigga, you ain't getting back
in that house.
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I don't miss you.
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I don't miss the way your shit stink.
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And I definitely don't miss your dick.
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What?
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Motherfucker, I said you ain't going back
into that house
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'cause your wife is getting piped down
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by a swole thick-ass nigga
in your favorite chair,
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the bathtub, and even on
your George Foreman grill.
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Plugged up!
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He working it everywhere.
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Skeet, skeet!
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You motherfucker!
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I'll fucking kill you!
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What you say?
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What the fuck did you say?
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Sir, do you want silk sheets?
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- Silk what?
- Silk sheets?
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- Silk sheets.
- Silk sheets.
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You asked me if I wanted...
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Silk sheets.
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Sorry about that, um...
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I've been going through a lot,
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and what you said triggered me,
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or what I thought you said,
and I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Thank you for helping me.
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Sorry.
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Man, I quit this shit.
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Hey, hey, Auntie,
I can get one of 'em hugs?
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Hell no, get your own damn family.
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If you pull this off,
you'd be good for the rest
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of your fucking life.
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Damn!
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Nasty-ass shit.
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Ugh. Shit.
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Yo, yo, Shari,
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Ellis, and Ron, it's your boy T.
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What the hell he want?
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I just got out again.
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I know it's been a minute
since we all talked,
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and I know you three are busy.
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Ellis, you got your company,
you making all that money.
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Shari, you doing your influencer thing
and crushing them.
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Ron, you probably got a family
with a house and kids.
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- Joanna, please.
- Fuck your grandma.
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Being locked up got me thinking
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about how much I missed you guys.
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I know things got
a little fucked up between us,
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but I wanna see y'all.
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Hopefully, y'all want to see me, too.
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Homie hooked me up with a dope
Airbnb as a getting out gift.
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Shit, it's got his own ZIP Code,
it's so big.
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I'm sending the address.
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I miss you guys, T.
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Hmm...
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Might as well.
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- We going on a trip?
- Jared,
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we're not going nowhere, give me my phone.
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But it is with the whole gang, right?
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I mean, I just quit.
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I mean, fuck those guys
for disrespecting you.
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Whatever you're doing, just tone it down,
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and do not quit your job.
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It's expensive out there, man.
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I only took this job because of you.
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I mean, this is your company,
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built on your courage, your virtue,
your childish good looks.
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Your determination, your... your grit.
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- Hey, six, six feet.
- Six feet, I forget.
259
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,500
I tell you every time.
260
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,830
Yes, you're right, this,
this place was built on me.
261
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:45,250
This place is nothing without you.
262
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,170
It's nothing without me.
263
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,840
- Huh, so? So?
- Mm-hmm.
264
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,840
So let's celebrate
you leaving this shit hole.
265
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,760
- Shit hole!
- Shit hole of shit!
266
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,720
- Cow dunk!
- And we are gonna embrace you
267
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,930
with the destiny that
you so richly deserve.
268
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,270
And hey, hey, I'm gonna
pull my weight, dog, okay?
269
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,190
- Okay.
- Okay?
270
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,850
You get the room keys,
I got the hard seltzer.
271
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,230
How the fuck is that pulling your weight?
272
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,320
If I, um... You... You…
273
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,490
- It's okay, fine, we'll do it.
- Yeah, we'll do it!
274
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,900
Can you get me some milk for my eyes?
275
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:13,950
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
276
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,030
Can we get some milk? Fuck!
277
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:51,360
What the fuck is this place, man?
278
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,370
T.
279
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,540
What the fuck?
280
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,000
What's this creepy-ass place?
281
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,540
T, where the fuck are you?
282
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:12,670
T!
283
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,510
This dude is such an asshole.
284
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,930
Got us paying $200 a night for this shit?
285
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:21,600
This is creepy.
286
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,190
I got my allergies,
it's dusty as hell in here.
287
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,520
Start sneezing in a minute.
288
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,190
When I see T...
289
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,110
What the fuck?
290
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,400
You were scared, huh?
291
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,320
What you think, huh?
292
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,740
You almost gave me a heart attack, man!
293
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,280
Yeah, scary-ass nigga, what's up?
294
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,410
What?
295
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,990
Dude, don't tell me you wanna do
that dumb-ass handshake, huh?
296
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,620
Dumb-ass handshake, what you mean?
297
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,080
We are grownups, I'm not doing that.
298
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,870
We was grown when we came up with it.
299
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,420
No, we wasn't, we was fucking kids.
300
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,460
Wow, fucking kids?
301
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,260
Wow, that's crazy to say.
302
00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,550
Never say that. Why would you say that?
303
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:58,220
No, I said we were fucking kids.
304
00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,350
No, you know what I mean?
I meant we were fucking...
305
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,560
Look, dude, I said we were children.
306
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,310
That's what I meant,
I didn't mean we were fucking children.
307
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,890
I heard what you said.
308
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,770
T, you ain't changed, man.
309
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,520
You ain't changed,
still a fucking asshole.
310
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,150
I'm just playing, man, calm down.
311
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,690
Shit, hey, you still with, um...
312
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,280
old girl from back in the day?
313
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,410
What's her name? Jovina? Jovanna?
314
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,320
Joanna.
315
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,330
Oh, she was so cold back in the day, bro.
316
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,830
That fat ass, them long pretty legs.
317
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,830
She had that clear skin
with that long-ass hair.
318
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:33,090
Them white teeth,
and she was smart, and just talented.
319
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,260
Everybody liked her,
but that was a bad bitch.
320
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:39,380
Okay, brother, T, friend, all right,
321
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,640
Joanna is my wife. I married her.
322
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,760
So you can't be with the disrespect.
You hear what I'm saying, T?
323
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,810
So you're mad
'cause I said she a bad bitch?
324
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:46,980
- T.
- Man, that sound
325
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,190
like some shit a bitch would get mad at.
326
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,650
You got some kids?
327
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,650
You gotta have some kids,
man, get her pregnant.
328
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,110
- No, okay.
- What you waiting on?
329
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,240
First of all, look, that's the plan.
330
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,610
If you must know,
I was just on the phone with her
331
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,410
before I got here, and...
332
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,580
and we was talking about, man,
we gotta make these babies,
333
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,160
and make this family,
334
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,330
and so we could,
you know, do the family thing.
335
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:10,290
But that... It's in the works,
it's in the works.
336
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:13,210
Everything's straight,
'cause I can make you this juice
337
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,300
that it'll have you...
338
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,170
I don't need any of that juice.
339
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:18,420
Fucked up in the back.
340
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,170
I'm fine, sir.
341
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,470
- If you say so...
- Let's stop talking about me.
342
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,510
Brother, how you doing?
343
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,510
Oh, man, I'm living the dream, baby.
344
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:26,680
Fresh out.
345
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,220
Halfway house.
346
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,640
Probation, about to move in
with my auntie.
347
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,980
They got me taking drug tests weekly.
348
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,860
Can't get no job, can't get no housing,
349
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,820
but, hey, what more could you ask for?
350
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:41,820
Living the Black man's dream out here.
351
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:44,820
Look, T, I'm sorry that...
that you're going through that.
352
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,240
Don't worry about it, man.
353
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,910
I've been thinking about
that shit all the time.
354
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,830
Like what if, like, if I could go back
355
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:53,290
and do it all over again,
I'd be a square, bro.
356
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,880
I'd be a straight-up sucker.
357
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,130
I'm talking about,
I'd be wearing sweaters.
358
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,710
Have me a good job.
359
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,340
Be somebody's husband, be a good man.
360
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:04,470
Be lame as hell, like you.
361
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,350
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
362
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,390
- What?
- Damn.
363
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:12,980
The lighting in here is trash.
364
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,520
- Is it Shari?
- What up, Shari Squad?
365
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,730
It's your girl, yes.
366
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:20,900
Now, normally, I come to you
from exotic locations,
367
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,820
giving you all the hottest tips
368
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:26,780
and the hotel hacks and whatnot.
369
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,870
But today,
we at a different location. Hey, Ron.
370
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:32,160
- What up? So...
- Hey, Shari.
371
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,130
Yeah, now this place
is a little bit more creepy
372
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,880
and dusty than what
I would normally like--
373
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,840
Hey, y'all.
374
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,090
- Hey, y'all.
- But... Ron.
375
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,670
Can I do my live?
376
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,180
I really need you to stop
with the dumb shit.
377
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:46,220
- He look like--
- Ron, stop with the dumb shit.
378
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,850
I'm trying to do my damn live.
379
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:50,010
- Anyways, you know what?
- Can I--
380
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:51,180
- Come on.
- Let me just
381
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,310
let y'all go ahead
and get a little blast from the past.
382
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,640
This is my peoples.
383
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,940
I'm gonna let y'all talk to 'em.
384
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,610
- Don't--
- I was trying to brush it.
385
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,860
- Ron.
- Okay. Hey, y'all.
386
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,150
Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron... Ron.
387
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,030
I like, you know,
I read a lot of good books.
388
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,780
Damn, girl. You still got it, huh?
389
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:11,950
Oh! Look at you, all free and shit.
390
00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,910
- Looking good.
- I'm all right.
391
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,120
But you?
392
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,750
Looking better than you ever looked.
393
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:22,550
The hell you got us up
in this creepy, dusty house?
394
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,800
There's spiderwebs everywhere.
395
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,430
You know I got arachnophobia.
396
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,220
No, "Hey, how you doing?" None of that?
397
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,220
I ain't even get a hug.
398
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,970
Can't I get a hug? Girl, get over here.
399
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:41,270
Mmm! I'm glad you're free,
and you smell good too.
400
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,820
I will take these fucking glasses off
and kick your ass!
401
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,610
Ron, give me my phone.
402
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:48,780
- Fuck this shit!
- Ron, give me this.
403
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,450
Hey, y'all, that's my peoples, we out.
404
00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:54,120
Shari, what's up, how you doing?
405
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,330
Look, I know you expected
something exotic,
406
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,540
and T, you did a great job,
you really did.
407
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,130
But if you want something
that's less haunted and plantation-y,
408
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,880
I can actually call my pilot,
409
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,380
and we can get the private jet going.
410
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:07,470
Plenty of Wi-Fi, yeah,
I got two jets, actually.
411
00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:08,800
You know what?
412
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800
Just because you got money
413
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,850
don't mean that you gonna get
some pussy, okay?
414
00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:14,350
I am nobody's gold-digging-ass ho.
415
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:17,270
I just did a whole post
about how I am the least
416
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:20,190
and most un-superficial person
on this planet.
417
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,940
So in the future, maybe you should check
418
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,610
what a woman is saying,
what she is talking about,
419
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,070
and you might get somewhere.
420
00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,450
All right, jets ain't my thing.
421
00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:31,950
- Boo-boo.
- Goddamn.
422
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,990
All that money,
you still can't hit nothing.
423
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:36,700
- Come on, man.
- I do respect women.
424
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:39,670
It's just... I was trying to impress you.
425
00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:52,550
Give me one second.
426
00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:53,680
What do you mean, "one second"?
427
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,350
T. T. T. Oh, this motherfucker.
428
00:22:57,850 --> 00:22:59,390
You know something?
429
00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,350
Ellis, brother, it is good to see you.
430
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,360
I'm really happy, matter of fact,
this is gonna be great.
431
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,110
I read about you in Forbes,
man, not too long ago.
432
00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:07,650
- Oh, yeah.
- About your mortgage company.
433
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,070
Man, that's a big deal, man.
434
00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:10,200
We're real proud of you, bro.
435
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,780
Thanks, man, yeah, Forbes,
I was, yeah, I was in Forbes.
436
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,410
It's a real competitive market.
437
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:16,700
We're actually still innovating
and stuff at Risha.
438
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,580
We just... We're on the edge
of closing a billion-dollar merger.
439
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,000
- Ooh!
- So, stock's rising, can't complain--
440
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,710
- Okay, player. Okay, player.
- I mean, I'm trying.
441
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,460
Let me come on down to the office
and check out your penthouse.
442
00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:28,300
No! No, I mean, uh, because...
443
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,050
Because we're... we're...
we're renovating,
444
00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:32,340
we got the mold... We all...
445
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,010
So I'll let my assistant--
446
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,640
T, where are the rooms at?
447
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,640
And hopefully, they're not
as fucked up as this.
448
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,770
For real.
449
00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:41,100
All y'all do is complain.
450
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,310
You ever slept on a prison cot?
451
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:43,560
- No.
- You ever slept
452
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,480
- on a prison cot?
- No, man.
453
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,400
- You?
- No.
454
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,280
Until y'all slept on a prison cot,
455
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,190
don't say nothing to me, y'all--
456
00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:51,030
Shari, look, I... I'll...
Can I help you find a place
457
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,160
to put your stuff? I'll help you.
458
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,660
Yeah, help me find a room.
459
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:54,570
Let me borrow your flashlight.
460
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,660
Stop all that.
461
00:23:57,410 --> 00:23:59,080
Did you just drop my flashlight, boy?
462
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,620
Nigga, who you calling boy?
463
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,910
Nigga, who you calling, nigga?
464
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,170
Hey, niggas, chill.
465
00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,170
Man, go, go, go,
y'all go put this stuff up.
466
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:08,670
- Just don't be weird, okay, Ellis?
- Okay, I got you.
467
00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:10,720
Let me take this for you.
468
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,930
Who does she think she is?
469
00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:46,290
What is this place?
470
00:24:46,290 --> 00:24:47,840
I don't know.
471
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,710
All these weird little statues.
472
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,430
Titties everywhere,
look at all those titties.
473
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:56,050
- It's a lot.
- Lot of titties,
474
00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,760
big titties, small titties, perky titties.
475
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,930
Look at these titties, man.
476
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,810
See, that titty, like that.
477
00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:03,640
I wonder what she likes?
Maybe she like a little tongue.
478
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,650
What the... Eugh.
479
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,480
Damn.
480
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,150
I shouldn't have licked that,
for safety reasons,
481
00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:13,650
but it's kind of erotic, right?
482
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:14,610
You want me to do it again?
483
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:17,280
- I see that you want me to.
- Nah, you just made me dry.
484
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,120
Very, very dry.
485
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,410
Just...
486
00:25:20,410 --> 00:25:21,370
'Cause you're like...
487
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,050
- Ron!
- Shit.
488
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,180
Would you stop doing that?
489
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:43,470
I'm sorry, I'm scary, man.
490
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,640
Hey, I need to talk to y'all, man.
491
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,480
Group meeting.
492
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,730
Look, man.
493
00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:50,900
Y'all gotta stop touching shit.
494
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,110
And if you're going to touch shit,
you gotta at least put some gloves on.
495
00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:56,070
- What?
- For the whole time we're here?
496
00:25:56,070 --> 00:25:58,110
You acting weird as hell, okay?
497
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,570
T, what the fuck is going on?
498
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:02,080
She right, bro,
what's all this weird shit?
499
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,000
I don't know
what the fuck y'all talking about.
500
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,840
You know something?
501
00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:14,340
Shit, look at this.
502
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,970
Look at this fucking bag.
503
00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:18,220
And he got on all black and, fuck...
504
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,550
Man, this ain't no Airbnb.
505
00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,220
It's a B&E, this is a burglary.
506
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,020
Man, what the fuck? What the fuck?
507
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:25,730
If the board finds out about this,
you know what'll happen to me?
508
00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:29,150
And I could lose millions of followers,
my sponsorships.
509
00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:32,690
Boy, if you mess up my bunion bag,
I swear to God...
510
00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:34,320
He don't give a fuck.
511
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,570
That's why you got all of us in here
fucked up.
512
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:38,820
- I got you all fucked up?
- Yes.
513
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,160
That's crazy, especially coming from you.
514
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,200
You of all people.
515
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,780
Dude, I got a fucking family.
516
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,160
I have responsibility.
517
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,700
Well, you know something, I forgot.
518
00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,370
This asshole don't know
what responsibility means.
519
00:26:48,370 --> 00:26:50,250
You probably don't even understand
what the fuck the word mean.
520
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,170
Actually, I do.
521
00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:54,550
I wanted y'all to hit this lick with me.
522
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:56,920
I mean, sure, yeah, yeah, we're stealing.
523
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,090
We're stealing.
524
00:26:58,090 --> 00:26:59,380
But who are we stealing from?
525
00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:01,890
Probably some old, dead-ass White people
526
00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,600
who ain't been here in years.
527
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,970
I mean, it's a victimless crime.
528
00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:08,430
I ain't bring no weapons, none of that.
529
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,060
Nobody gets hurt.
530
00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:17,740
Come on, man,
think of it as like mini reparations.
531
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,490
Reparate yourselves.
532
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,450
Why man? How, why would you wanna do this?
533
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:27,200
Dude, you just got out of fucking jail.
534
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,450
Why you wanna take the fucking risk?
535
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,580
Because I need the money.
536
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,710
Why do you need the money?
537
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:32,250
Because I got sick!
538
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,960
Cancer.
539
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,630
I got cancer.
540
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:44,350
I got treatments
and medical bills... and debt.
541
00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:47,640
It's a lot, man.
542
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,520
My God, Terrance, I... I didn't know.
543
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,020
Are you okay?
544
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,650
Yeah, I'm cool, they caught it early.
545
00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:56,980
Dude, why didn't you just tell us?
546
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:59,150
I mean, when did you check on me
while I was in there?
547
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:02,280
Look, we all went
our own separate ways after that.
548
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,490
Honestly, I'm not mad at that,
549
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,620
but I wanted to do this with y'all, man.
550
00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:09,950
People who I knew
was going to have my back
551
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,710
whether I was right or wrong.
552
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
I wanted to share the wealth with y'all.
553
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,920
Wealth, brother,
554
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,840
you think, and I...
and I get you sick, and everything,
555
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,760
but you think this is wealth?
Look at this shit.
556
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:28,140
You got this tall wooden lady
with her titties out.
557
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,470
That's not worth anything.
558
00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:30,890
This whole place is worthless.
559
00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:33,230
Man, you don't know
what the hell you be talking about.
560
00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:35,480
Hold up.
Check that out, you know what that is?
561
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,820
First of all, this paper's nasty as hell.
562
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:40,860
Second of all, what the... The hell is this?
563
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,490
That is the Clauneck's Misericorde.
564
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,530
The Partridge family that own this house,
565
00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:48,910
apparently came back from a trip
with the shit in their luggage,
566
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,790
and everybody been trying
to buy it. Like museums,
567
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,500
private collectors.
568
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,670
It's supposed to be valued
at like $20 million.
569
00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:57,670
Twenty million? What?
570
00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:01,880
This job on dagger right here? I'm in.
571
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,590
You said 20 million,
so we split that four ways.
572
00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:05,630
That's five for each.
573
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,010
I mean, that's chump change, really
574
00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:10,350
I could use that to probably renovate
the west wing of my mansion.
575
00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:13,140
But we're here for you,
so I'll do it, I'm in.
576
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:15,560
But just know I'm in for you,
not the money,
577
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,900
'cause I don't really need it like that.
578
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,320
What time is it, okay, we got time.
579
00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:21,440
All right.
580
00:29:22,490 --> 00:29:24,650
So, what's up, Ron,
Clauneck's Misericorde.
581
00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:28,320
You know, I hate the fact
that you feel like you had
582
00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:31,750
to fucking lie to me to bring me here.
583
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,250
But I'm not surprised.
584
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,580
It's T being a T, a regular old fuck up.
585
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,050
Fuck y'all.
586
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,260
- Fuck you, too.
- It's a three-way split.
587
00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:46,340
Fuck him, scary...
Yeah, he was scared anyway.
588
00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:51,180
Look here, best place to find
jawbones is probably in the kitchen.
589
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,350
Fucking nerve.
590
00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:54,430
I'm outta here, I don't need this shit.
591
00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:01,440
What the fuck?
592
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,820
Got to be another way outta here.
593
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,910
Ron.
594
00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:40,110
Ellis, can I ask you something?
595
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,320
You can ask me anything, Shari,
you know I'm an open book.
596
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,740
Okay, well then, in that case,
I'm just a little curious,
597
00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:51,620
you know, why don't you help
T on your own?
598
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:53,530
Yeah, we know you got it like that.
599
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:56,330
Why don't you just take care of business?
600
00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:59,420
I mean, instead of doing all of this?
601
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,080
Well, yeah, yeah, I would.
602
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,130
I mean, I will, I will.
603
00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:04,960
I... When I have the opportunity, of course,
604
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,550
that's the first thing that's on my mind.
605
00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,670
It's just, you know,
I don't wanna trigger an audit.
606
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,880
It's crazy if you trigger an audit,
607
00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:11,970
you're... It's a wrap.
608
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:15,140
IRS. You got the regulations,
you got the FDIC, AARP,
609
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,520
all these letters
that rich people gotta deal with,
610
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,600
that you... you know, it's just...
611
00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,190
What we're doing right now,
612
00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:24,940
if you think about it,
it's the actual fastest process.
613
00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:28,530
Right. Okay.
614
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:33,450
I've had people in the past go down
for the same exact thing.
615
00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:34,910
So I gotta make sure that--
616
00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:35,830
Sure.
617
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:41,250
Fuck.
618
00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:29,630
Shit, talking about all that mess.
619
00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:31,220
A private jet.
620
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:34,220
You can't even get your friend a damn...
621
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,220
Talking all that shit.
622
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,510
Shit!
623
00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:39,010
- Fuck.
- You okay?
624
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,850
Yeah, I just thought I felt something.
625
00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,770
We can't get the fuck outta here, man.
626
00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:44,100
Now we gotta split it four ways.
627
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,190
What you still doing here, bro?
628
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,360
I tried to leave, okay,
but it's some weird--
629
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,400
What's up? Thought your scary ass left.
630
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,110
I tried to leave, okay?
631
00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:53,650
I really did, but the doors
are locked from the outside.
632
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:55,200
Guys, it is some weird shit happened.
633
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,780
I don't know how to describe it.
634
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:58,200
Some motherfucker
was talking to me in my head.
635
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,490
But it's... I think it's some...
636
00:32:59,490 --> 00:33:01,080
There's other people here.
637
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,410
T, the fuck is wrong with you?
638
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,210
You're trying to recruit us
to go to jail with you
639
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,920
- or something?
- I'm still in recovery.
640
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,170
Don't be putting your big
manly-ass hands on me.
641
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:12,130
Look, pussies,
I told y'all ain't nobody else in here.
642
00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:29,270
Y'all see these monopoly-looking
White people, right?
643
00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:30,980
Mm-hmm.
644
00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:37,200
Maybe they're like the owners
of the house or something.
645
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,870
Why would they... Wow, T, just wow.
646
00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:41,870
Ain't nobody in this damn house
when I came here.
647
00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:43,580
I don't know who the hell them people are.
648
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:47,580
Let's just go over here,
talk to 'em really respectful like,
649
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,960
so they won't call the police on us.
650
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,000
- That's stupid.
- No, it's not.
651
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,170
It's a great idea.
652
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,800
Hey, hi, hi, guys.
653
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,090
This is...
654
00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:00,220
Look, I don't know,
you know, you don't know me,
655
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,350
I don't know you, it's all good.
656
00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:04,560
It was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
657
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,560
Me and my friends, you know,
we thought this was an Airbnb,
658
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,730
so we came to have a little vacay.
659
00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:12,730
Right, we didn't know
anyone was gonna be here,
660
00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:14,280
so we're so sorry.
661
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,900
You know, you don't have to call the cops
or the police or anything.
662
00:34:16,910 --> 00:34:18,490
Why are you talking like that?
663
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,030
- Shut the fuck.
- Stop talking. I don't feel safe.
664
00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:21,620
Okay, if you just let us out--
665
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,870
Give us one second?
666
00:34:23,870 --> 00:34:25,160
Sorry about our friend.
667
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,160
- One sec.
- Get over here.
668
00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:29,170
Everything just got a whole lot easier.
669
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,540
They could tell us where the shit is.
670
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,710
Why would they wanna do that?
671
00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:34,050
With a little more motivation?
672
00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:34,960
- Oh, fuck!
- Shit.
673
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,380
You said you didn't have a gun!
You fucking liar.
674
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,720
What gun, this ain't nothing.
675
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,220
But it'll definitely kill somebody
676
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:40,640
if you don't tell me
where the Misericorde is.
677
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,260
Say it in your White voice.
678
00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:46,180
Look at the big fancy word
the moon cricket managed to use.
679
00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:49,060
- What the fuck?
- Good for you, Bojangles.
680
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:52,440
If I had some ham hocks to feed you,
I most certainly would.
681
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,320
Hell, no, I'm stomping these bitches out.
682
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,400
Shoot that motherfucker.
683
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,360
Listen, I'll have you know,
684
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,570
I'm a million-dollar contributor
in the NAACP.
685
00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:01,660
I'll have this house bulldozed
and a statue of myself put in its place!
686
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,830
Do not disrespect us!
687
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:07,910
Look at this one.
688
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:12,080
So well-trained,
a true credit to his race.
689
00:35:12,090 --> 00:35:17,220
If only bananas were in season,
or watermelon.
690
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,340
And y'all want me to feel guilty
about robbing these motherfuckers?
691
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,890
Look, I don't wanna hear shit else
692
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:25,560
unless you're telling me
where that fucking dagger is.
693
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,230
Are you looking
for one of your little spears?
694
00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:33,730
Is that how you catch lions in the jungle?
695
00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:34,980
Hey, man, fuck this bitch.
696
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,570
Oh, shit!
697
00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,360
T, what the fuck are you doing?
698
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,990
Shoot them in the knee!
699
00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:42,200
- Oh, my God!
- What did you do?
700
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,780
You murdered my wife.
701
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:46,790
Yeah, I did.
702
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:49,250
Oh, oh, God.
703
00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:52,080
How can you do this to me?
704
00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:08,850
Oh, shit.
705
00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:10,390
What the fuck! I was just playing.
706
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:12,350
- Why would you shoot--
- Oh shit. You shot both of them.
707
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,940
Man, they saw our faces--
708
00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:15,190
You can't shoot them like that, bro.
709
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:16,650
Guys!
710
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,610
What the fuck?
711
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:38,170
Who's ready to get down?
712
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,220
Y'all look stressed.
713
00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:43,760
I got the solution for that.
714
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,010
Who the hell is this
Sleepy Hollow-looking motherfucker
715
00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:48,100
wearing a nice scarf
around his neck and shit?
716
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,020
I told you not to wear that.
That's my assistant.
717
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,980
That's Jared, we good,
you gotta help us, bro, right now.
718
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,440
Nah, nah, nah, he with them
other motherfuckers, man.
719
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,980
No, and they coming back, man.
720
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,100
They're coming.
721
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,440
Not loving the vibes here.
722
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,780
What's going on?
723
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:00,900
Who are you guys talking about?
724
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,030
Me.
725
00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:09,160
I don't feel so good.
726
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,210
Oh, shit.
727
00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:22,670
It's been so long
since we've had a fresh body to play with.
728
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,340
- Honey.
- Yes, honey?
729
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,800
I think he wants to say something
to his friends.
730
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,300
What's that, honey?
731
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,430
"You are all gonna die just like me."
732
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,740
Man, what the hell was that?
733
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,780
I don't know, but this spooky shit
is scaring the fuck outta me.
734
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,040
I don't know.
735
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,580
Why are you screaming like that?
I thought someone--
736
00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,460
If we survive this shit,
737
00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,880
I'm gonna to church from now on.
738
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,920
I'm gonna become a nun,
and I'm gonna be a virgin again.
739
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,090
- Yeah.
- Just check the doors
740
00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:06,090
and the windows for a way out.
741
00:38:06,090 --> 00:38:07,930
But if anybody see that
Freddy Krueger knife, let me know.
742
00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,760
Wait, wait, so these
racist-ass ghosts are chilling
743
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,010
in this house trying to kill Black people?
744
00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:12,390
What the fuck is going on?
745
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,640
Wait a minute, I can't believe
ghosts are fucking real.
746
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,600
That means my grandma's a ghost.
747
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,890
That means she be in the house,
748
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,100
and she probably be seeing me like--
749
00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:21,400
Stroking that meat. Choking that chicken.
750
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,730
Putting that peanut butter on your balls
751
00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:24,030
and letting the dog lick it off.
752
00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,030
Shut the fuck up, Shari!
753
00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:26,400
And then you ate it.
754
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,030
Hey, man, your grandma's one
of the meanest old bitches...
755
00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,830
Old ladies that I ever met, bro.
756
00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:33,620
Okay, look, I can't get mad at you
757
00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,870
'cause she could be a bitch,
but she was a sweet one, okay?
758
00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:37,910
No, I'm saying I was locked up
with serial killers
759
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,460
that wasn't as scary as that lady, man.
760
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:40,460
- Facts.
- Well, guys,
761
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,710
what the hell are you talking about?
762
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:44,380
- My grandmother.
- There's people dying outside.
763
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,010
But she was an excellent cook.
764
00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:48,800
She was good, but come on,
my assistant dead.
765
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,090
Fuck, man, Ratface George
fucked me with the intel.
766
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,930
He could've told me it was ghosted here
767
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,470
that'd steal your soul and shit.
768
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:57,980
Ratface George, that's the wackiest
street name I ever heard,
769
00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:59,270
like what kind of shit is that?
770
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:02,110
- Ratface George.
- Why do they call him Ratface George?
771
00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:04,230
Why the fuck do you think
they call him Ratface George?
772
00:39:04,230 --> 00:39:05,980
Nigga looks just like a rat.
773
00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:11,660
T. T, don't tell me you are the one
774
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:13,490
that gave him the nickname Ratface George.
775
00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:14,620
Man, I gave him the name,
776
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,910
but everybody call him Ratface George.
777
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:17,330
You stupid motherfucker.
778
00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:18,660
- You're the dumbest.
- You know something?
779
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,330
He ain't gotta worry
about a ghost killing him.
780
00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:22,710
You know why?
781
00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:23,710
Because I'm gonna fucking kill him!
782
00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:24,960
Hey, y'all, stop!
783
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,590
Chill out! Chill the fuck out!
784
00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,090
I almost killed that boy, man.
785
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,630
- Get the shit together.
- Okay, Ellis,
786
00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:30,800
you're right, you're right.
787
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,260
Okay, how about we do this?
788
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:34,850
Let's...
let's just spread out, and...
789
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,770
and try to find a way to
get out this shit, man.
790
00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:38,180
- Good idea.
- Spread out, damn.
791
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,190
You know what, I'm gonna go
in this closet and check it out.
792
00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,230
It seemed vintage and archaic,
793
00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:43,860
and I've seen a lot of scary movies.
794
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,690
And in those movies in the closet,
795
00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:47,150
that's where stuff happens.
796
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:51,030
That's where the way to get
up out, I'm up out, I'm gone.
797
00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,030
Yeah, I watch a lot of scary movies, too,
you split up,
798
00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:55,490
that's when it's done, so, Shari.
799
00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:56,450
- Sha--
- No!
800
00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:58,620
- Yeah, it is locked.
- I'm checking this by myself.
801
00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:00,080
Yeah, you locked it,
I can check it with you.
802
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,790
- Stop being so thirsty.
- I'm not being thirsty.
803
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,630
I'm trying to protect. What y'all doing?
804
00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:06,040
- Let's just go find some exits.
- Fuck.
805
00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:08,710
We split up, I'm gonna
be the first one to die.
806
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,050
You want me to die, Ron?
807
00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:11,760
You want me to die, T?
808
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,260
Man, fuck y'all!
809
00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,800
If I die, it's on your hands.
810
00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:19,230
And if I die, trust me,
I'm gonna haunt you, bitch.
811
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,810
Hey, I found a bathroom.
812
00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:25,230
Okay, and? So what?
813
00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:27,070
Man, I got a shit, man,
my stomach nervous.
814
00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,780
Brother, you think this is
a good time to take a shit?
815
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,860
Yeah, man, there's ghosts in here.
816
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,030
It ain't gonna take long.
I'll be right back.
817
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,200
We're all gonna die. We're gonna die.
818
00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:38,450
Ain't no light switch in here, nothing.
819
00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,160
Smells funny too.
820
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,290
Oh, shit.
821
00:40:47,170 --> 00:40:48,170
Fuck.
822
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:08,060
Man, look, I reached out to you
after your grandma passed, bro.
823
00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:10,030
I left a message with
your girl and everything.
824
00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:12,110
Maybe she just ain't tell you.
825
00:41:12,110 --> 00:41:13,570
Maybe she ain't want you communicating
826
00:41:13,570 --> 00:41:15,530
with somebody that was locked up.
827
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:18,830
I don't know, man.
828
00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:24,080
Look, I know there's a lot of shit
829
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,920
me and you never cleared
the air about, but we good.
830
00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:30,670
We always been good on my end. We good.
831
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,470
Life's too short
just to be holding shit in.
832
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,510
Right?
833
00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:43,390
What the fuck was that?
834
00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:49,150
Bro?
835
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:52,940
Brother?
836
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,360
Fuck me.
837
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,950
What is this? Oh!
838
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,290
This is nice.
839
00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:10,340
Feel like a canine. Police dog.
840
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,590
Smell kind of like a police dog too.
841
00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:15,260
Not that I really know
what they smell like.
842
00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:18,390
Uh? Is somebody here?
843
00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:22,350
Hello?
844
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,020
Hello?
845
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,820
They'll all find out sooner or later.
846
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:38,110
You're worthless to everybody.
847
00:42:50,330 --> 00:42:53,130
You couldn't die alone.
848
00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:55,130
You had to take all your friends with you.
849
00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:59,720
Wait till you see this thing right here.
850
00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:02,970
I'm a fly player, I'm trying to...
851
00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:11,310
Go ahead, Ellis, keep lying.
852
00:43:12,770 --> 00:43:16,740
She still won't love you, why would she?
853
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:18,400
Just ask Jared.
854
00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:24,740
So desperate for love.
855
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:26,620
But you know the truth.
856
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,660
You ain't shit.
857
00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:32,420
How much time do you
think you have left?
858
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:35,420
Hours, days?
859
00:43:36,710 --> 00:43:38,420
Oh, that's just to prolong.
860
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,880
- Yeah!
- Oh, shit.
861
00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:48,060
Open the door.
862
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:50,560
Shari, what happened?
863
00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:54,480
Shit, what happened to your neck?
864
00:43:58,610 --> 00:43:59,780
But you felt it, right?
865
00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:02,780
- Felt it? It was inside of me.
- Shit!
866
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,710
- What?
- Look, let's just stick the fuck together,
867
00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:14,790
- That's what I said in the beginning.
- Okay, you're right.
868
00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:17,050
Hey, hey, anybody been in here yet?
869
00:44:17,050 --> 00:44:19,300
- No!
- No! I don't wanna go in there.
870
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,010
- That's shit, when we--
- We got no fucking choice!
871
00:44:21,010 --> 00:44:22,090
Well, then you go first.
872
00:44:22,090 --> 00:44:23,050
- Oh, come on, man.
- Go!
873
00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:24,220
Somebody just went through a window.
874
00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:25,850
- Come on.
- Come on, safety.
875
00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:26,930
- I got you, don't worry.
- Fuck.
876
00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:28,260
Shit, that's some bullshit, man.
877
00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,770
- You smell funny.
- Stomach nervous.
878
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,330
Hey, yo, it's a foot in here.
879
00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:57,590
Oh, no, what the fuck is that?
880
00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,420
Hey, yo.
881
00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,290
Hey, Shari, check this out.
882
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,160
Look what they're holding.
883
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,420
That?
Oh, that's the clarinet mystery comb.
884
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:40,210
That's Clauneck's Misericorde.
885
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:42,420
- Oh.
- Y'all act like y'all can't fucking read.
886
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,300
Yeah.
887
00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,800
It looks like they worship this dude.
888
00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:53,270
Hey, why he take his glasses off to read?
889
00:45:53,270 --> 00:45:54,480
What they for?
890
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,980
He's farsighted, he can't see shit
891
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:59,570
that's long way away,
but if it's right there,
892
00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:01,360
he can see it.
893
00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:03,940
He's the demon that made them rich.
894
00:46:05,950 --> 00:46:08,700
Matter of fact, this is who they're trying
to sacrifice us to, y'all.
895
00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:11,790
The one that feeds at dawn.
896
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,080
He who has granted mortals
their most untamed desires.
897
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,540
He who takes bountiful pleasure
898
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:21,090
and corrupting the putrid souls of men.
899
00:46:21,670 --> 00:46:23,670
It's a spell book, dumb-ass.
900
00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:26,420
There's gotta be some dark shit
in here that can help us out.
901
00:46:26,430 --> 00:46:29,090
A Necromancy seance.
902
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,300
Let's do this.
903
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:31,600
That's the one.
904
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,520
Guys, I think we are ready to go here.
905
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,600
So we all hold hands.
906
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,190
- I'll hold your hand.
- Okay.
907
00:46:38,190 --> 00:46:41,480
Thank you, and hold hands, and--
908
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,770
- You sure?
- Yes.
909
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:46,650
And you're gonna use
your heart and your mind.
910
00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:49,240
And you are gonna see,
behind your eyelids,
911
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,660
'cause you're gonna close your eyes,
912
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:52,530
and you're gonna see the biggest,
913
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:56,500
baddest motherfucker
you can imagine, okay?
914
00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,870
- Okay.
- Let's do this.
915
00:47:10,510 --> 00:47:12,100
Shari, it's working.
916
00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:28,280
Oh, fuck.
917
00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:30,990
Is that who I think it is?
918
00:47:30,990 --> 00:47:33,410
Oh, my God.
919
00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:39,000
No, it... can't be.
920
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,960
Gram?
921
00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:50,340
Oh, fuck.
922
00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:52,760
Wait a minute. I was just smoking weed
923
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,600
with Luther and... Where the fuck am I at?
924
00:47:58,230 --> 00:48:00,770
Ron, is that you?
925
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,190
Hey, Grandma, look, I'm sorry.
I... I didn't know.
926
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:06,320
I didn't... I didn't--
927
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,570
Oh, you mean to tell me
928
00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:12,740
that you brought me
all the way from peaceful,
929
00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:16,660
beautiful heaven
to this shit hole you got me in?
930
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,290
Okay, Grandma.
931
00:48:18,290 --> 00:48:20,500
I'm sorry. I didn't...
I didn't know you was--
932
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:23,880
You never take responsibility
for your own fucking actions.
933
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,460
Okay, guys, we were
supposed to be manifesting
934
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:29,840
the biggest, baddest
motherfucking thug we could imagine.
935
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,550
Who pictured Gram?
936
00:48:31,550 --> 00:48:32,880
I mean, honestly, I couldn't
think of anybody scarier.
937
00:48:32,890 --> 00:48:33,930
Look at her shoulders.
938
00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:35,970
She ain't... Real shit?
939
00:48:35,970 --> 00:48:37,220
Me too.
940
00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:38,640
Okay, well, to keep it 100,
941
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,140
- I was thinking about her too.
- See?
942
00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:41,770
Hey, hey, Grandma,
943
00:48:41,770 --> 00:48:44,480
and we sorry to interrupt
your little card game up there
944
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,520
with Prince and Martin Luther King.
945
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,690
He ain't up there.
946
00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:49,230
Wait, which one?
947
00:48:51,150 --> 00:48:52,360
Terrance Richards.
948
00:48:52,950 --> 00:48:56,410
Oh, I should have known
your little delinquent ass
949
00:48:56,410 --> 00:48:58,580
had something to do with all of this.
950
00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:02,500
Always bringing my Ronald
into some bullshit.
951
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,960
You're right, you're right.
952
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,250
But we need you on this one.
953
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,750
If you don't help us on this one,
they probably gonna kill us.
954
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,880
Ronald, what the fuck is he talking about?
955
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,800
- Us.
- Yep.
956
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,430
Yep, that, Grandma,
that's them right there.
957
00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:17,430
Those are the ones--
958
00:49:17,430 --> 00:49:22,600
Look, I'm sorry to break up
this little family reunion,
959
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:27,520
but I'm afraid this party
is invite-only, Mammy.
960
00:49:28,070 --> 00:49:30,110
What the fuck you call me?
961
00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:33,400
I called you a mammy
'cause it's exactly what you are.
962
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,160
You are our mammy, making our meals
963
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,870
and breastfeeding our children,
964
00:49:38,450 --> 00:49:40,790
'cause that's what mammies love to do.
965
00:49:40,790 --> 00:49:44,120
That's right, Mammy.
966
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:48,330
Listen, let me tell y'all something.
967
00:49:48,340 --> 00:49:50,040
I ain't nobody's damn Mammy.
968
00:49:50,050 --> 00:49:51,420
Y'all got me fucked up.
969
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:53,800
Ooh, y'all about to get fucked up now.
970
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,430
Oh, what's that, Marjorie?
971
00:49:57,140 --> 00:50:00,430
I think some discipline is in order.
972
00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:03,100
Why don't you fetch me my paddle?
973
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,390
Huh. Gladly.
974
00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:13,940
- Fetch you your paddle.
- Yeah.
975
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:18,780
So you actually think
you can, uh, tame my Black ass?
976
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:24,450
Ooh, I'm gonna do a lot more
than just tame that ass.
977
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:28,540
That's an interesting strategy.
978
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,800
All I hear is talk, peckerwood.
979
00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:37,300
- Yeah? You want some action?
- Mm-hmmm.
980
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,640
Mm-hmm.
981
00:50:47,230 --> 00:50:49,310
What in the...?
982
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:55,740
Put your clothes back on.
983
00:50:59,110 --> 00:51:00,990
How's this for action, right?
984
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,030
Yeah!
985
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,540
Grandma, no!
986
00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,450
This might be a part of her plan.
987
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,500
What plan?
988
00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:12,420
This is so weird.
989
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:14,170
But she's enjoying it, though.
990
00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:15,170
Who gives a fuck?
991
00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:17,220
Leave my grandma alone!
992
00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:18,340
Watch out!
993
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,520
It's like the porn version of Roots.
994
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,350
What the fuck is happening?
995
00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:30,650
They ain't gonna let her
back in heaven after this.
996
00:51:30,650 --> 00:51:32,610
They sure not.
997
00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:34,900
You're going to hell, Grandma!
998
00:51:36,990 --> 00:51:38,070
Grandma, no!
999
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,200
No! No!
1000
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,830
Man, you better spit that out.
Spit that out, Grandma.
1001
00:51:44,830 --> 00:51:46,790
- Come back, Ron.
- Yeah.
1002
00:51:53,290 --> 00:51:56,090
I ain't never seen
that much areola before.
1003
00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:58,090
- Okay.
- That's crazy.
1004
00:51:58,090 --> 00:52:00,970
Even in the afterlife, you get the puss.
1005
00:52:07,850 --> 00:52:09,730
- Yeah!
- Hey, hey!
1006
00:52:12,270 --> 00:52:13,690
Disgusting.
1007
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,020
What the fuck?
1008
00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:20,820
What is this place?
1009
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,120
Oh, shit, whoa.
1010
00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:30,620
The fuck did he... Where did you go?
1011
00:52:33,290 --> 00:52:34,170
The fuck?
1012
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:42,840
It's been a long time
since I expelled that much ectoplasm.
1013
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,050
It's good to know we've still got it.
1014
00:52:46,970 --> 00:52:48,640
We're lucky that those
imbeciles didn't know
1015
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,770
what the hell they were doing.
1016
00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:53,060
If they'd managed to summon someone else,
1017
00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,350
this whole thing would've been shot.
1018
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,980
You are paranoid, Alton, there's no way.
1019
00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:03,150
Just a few hours more, my love.
1020
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,740
Just a few hours,
1021
00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:08,740
and we can finally leave this place again
1022
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:12,960
to truly feel once more...
1023
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,750
To live again.
1024
00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:18,880
As long as we don't fail as we did before,
1025
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,710
and allow our sacrifices to escape.
1026
00:53:22,010 --> 00:53:25,220
The consequences
were quite dire the last time
1027
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,140
Clauneck's wrath turned our way.
1028
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,430
Come, my love.
1029
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,020
Let's make certain
all is prepared for him.
1030
00:53:37,310 --> 00:53:40,570
Oh my God.
1031
00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:57,380
So you're saying
they need two souls in order
1032
00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:59,040
to repay their debt back to Clauneck.
1033
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,090
And then two more to
get their old bodies back
1034
00:54:01,090 --> 00:54:02,420
so they can do this shit all over again.
1035
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:03,510
Yeah, like interest.
1036
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:06,680
Fuck, and y'all think that's real?
1037
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,640
That second chance shit?
1038
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,300
It sounded like it,
1039
00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:13,020
but what's even crazier
when a ghost possessed me,
1040
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,850
he showed me a bunch of things.
1041
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,770
Like what?
1042
00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:19,770
Like, you know,
we could find stuff around here
1043
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,070
that maybe help us get a jump on 'em.
1044
00:54:22,070 --> 00:54:23,150
Matter of fact, Shari,
1045
00:54:23,150 --> 00:54:24,820
did you see anything when you looked
1046
00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:26,400
at the book about possessions?
1047
00:54:26,410 --> 00:54:29,410
Yes, sir, there's a binding spell
to trap spirits.
1048
00:54:29,410 --> 00:54:31,700
But they only last
for about a few minutes.
1049
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,580
Yeah, but that's long enough
for us to figure all this out
1050
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,250
and get the hell up outta here.
1051
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:43,510
Okay, but, uh... who are we
going to use as bait? Not it.
1052
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,670
Mm-mmm.
1053
00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:49,390
I'll do it.
1054
00:54:49,390 --> 00:54:51,470
- What?
- I said I'll do it.
1055
00:54:52,510 --> 00:54:55,060
I take the risk,
that's usually how it go, right, Ron?
1056
00:54:56,390 --> 00:54:59,650
Look, all you gotta do is put me somewhere
1057
00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:01,270
we know they're gonna be watching.
1058
00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:03,320
T, you sure you wanna do this?
1059
00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:05,030
What I got to lose?
1060
00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:08,650
All right, thank you for your service.
1061
00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:10,070
I got you.
1062
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:12,950
All right, y'all ready?
1063
00:55:13,950 --> 00:55:15,250
I got this.
1064
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,080
Hey, motherfucker, where you at?
1065
00:55:19,370 --> 00:55:22,750
You try so hard to be racist,
but you love Black people.
1066
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:26,550
So much that you wanna be Black.
1067
00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:28,720
Yeah, I get it, we're amazing.
1068
00:55:29,470 --> 00:55:31,220
We dance better than y'all.
1069
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,760
We age better.
1070
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,010
We're more talented.
1071
00:55:35,270 --> 00:55:37,890
Yeah, you wish you could
fuck like a Black man.
1072
00:55:37,890 --> 00:55:41,060
Motherfuckers
weak-ass immune system
1073
00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:43,020
can't even go outside in the sun.
1074
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,900
Yeah, you obsessed.
1075
00:55:46,490 --> 00:55:47,820
You love Black people.
1076
00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:51,530
That got his attention.
1077
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,280
So, what do you say, T,
1078
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:57,120
you wanna show this White boy how to fuck?
1079
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,830
Y'all ready?
1080
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:10,720
Now, Shari.
1081
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,350
Release me now!
1082
00:56:21,350 --> 00:56:22,810
No, fuck that, okay?
1083
00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:25,020
We ain't doing none of that
till you get us outta here, huh?
1084
00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:26,230
Let us out.
1085
00:56:26,230 --> 00:56:29,860
I guess we're just at a stalemate
1086
00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:33,910
because all I have to do
is wait till dawn,
1087
00:56:33,910 --> 00:56:38,370
and let Lord Clauneck
deal with your transgressions.
1088
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:41,790
Damn, he's right,
the clock is ticking, man.
1089
00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:43,580
He's got the upper hand still.
1090
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:46,000
No, no, fuck all that,
he's in a mortal body right now.
1091
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,920
And I can feel just how weak it is.
1092
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,220
What are you talking about?
1093
00:56:51,970 --> 00:56:53,760
He's still sick.
1094
00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:55,760
He tricked you.
1095
00:56:56,390 --> 00:56:57,810
He's dying.
1096
00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,440
No, T said they caught it
before anything happened.
1097
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,400
We're not falling for your bullshit, man.
1098
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,190
Open the fucking door.
1099
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:10,240
You want to know what
your friend thinks of you, Ronald?
1100
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:13,400
He hates you the most.
1101
00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:14,950
Just shut up, just shut up!
1102
00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:18,700
He's right, Ron. It's all Ronald's fault.
1103
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:22,040
He let T take the blame.
1104
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:24,290
Take the blame?
1105
00:57:24,290 --> 00:57:28,170
Remember in high school,
where you defaced the statue
1106
00:57:28,170 --> 00:57:31,630
of the great Robert E. Lee.
1107
00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,680
Shut the fuck up.
1108
00:57:34,590 --> 00:57:35,800
Just shut up.
1109
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:39,430
Shari.
1110
00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:42,430
Do you want to know what he thinks of you?
1111
00:57:42,430 --> 00:57:46,690
Particularly,
because he thought of you quite often.
1112
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:53,450
That time under the bleachers
at the volleyball game,
1113
00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:59,990
where things got a little steamy
with the school Jezebel.
1114
00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:01,290
Stop, no.
1115
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:03,870
Did we get him?
1116
00:58:03,870 --> 00:58:07,370
Yeah, I've never been
in a woman before.
1117
00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:13,420
Ellis.
1118
00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:21,140
You're gonna let him hurt this
beautiful mocha body you lust for?
1119
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:22,970
She'll never fuck you.
1120
00:58:24,430 --> 00:58:27,850
All she sees when she looks at you...
1121
00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:33,280
is that same pathetic,
nerdy loser from high school.
1122
00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:36,700
She thinks your dick is little.
1123
00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:43,830
But don't worry,
1124
00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:46,670
because she's an even
bigger loser than you are.
1125
00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:51,130
She makes all her travel videos
on a green screen,
1126
00:58:51,130 --> 00:58:53,210
and she doesn't really have
any sponsorship,
1127
00:58:53,210 --> 00:58:55,380
and she pays for all of her followers.
1128
00:58:57,090 --> 00:58:58,800
She's pathetic.
1129
00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,930
Believe me.
1130
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:06,680
The shame and self-loathing
she feels, is clear as day,
1131
00:59:06,690 --> 00:59:10,810
besides I'm inside of her
and you'll never be.
1132
00:59:10,810 --> 00:59:11,820
Get out of her!
1133
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:19,240
Whoa, the hipsters
keep on hitting, don't they?
1134
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,450
Let me tell you about
your dear friend, Ellis.
1135
00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:31,420
He got fired for running
his own company into the ground.
1136
00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:38,430
He's months away from being in the streets
1137
00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:41,890
like the bum ass nigga he is.
1138
00:59:41,890 --> 00:59:43,010
The fuck you call me?
1139
00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:45,220
It's okay, Ellis, settle down.
1140
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:46,810
I can say it, I'm Black now.
1141
00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:52,270
Deep down, he thinks
that there's no way out.
1142
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,280
Part of him actually
welcomes the coming dawn,
1143
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:02,410
so he doesn't have to end
his own pathetic life.
1144
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,710
Wow, now this is a fun one, Ronald.
1145
01:00:12,830 --> 01:00:16,170
Oh, Ronald. Ronald, Ronald.
1146
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,800
Joanna.
1147
01:00:19,670 --> 01:00:22,930
Yes, your Joanna. Your beautiful Joanna.
1148
01:00:22,930 --> 01:00:24,600
When she was leaving you
1149
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,430
and she was looking for a place to stay,
1150
01:00:28,430 --> 01:00:32,440
guess who she called
for real estate advice?
1151
01:00:35,190 --> 01:00:37,400
Motherfucker! Whoa!
1152
01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:51,040
Last and very much the least.
1153
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,290
Old Ronald.
1154
01:00:56,670 --> 01:01:00,720
The biggest loser of the group of losers.
1155
01:01:02,010 --> 01:01:04,680
Whose marriage is falling apart.
1156
01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:08,930
Oh, he is a man that
doesn't take responsibility.
1157
01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:10,430
He calls himself a friend.
1158
01:01:10,430 --> 01:01:12,520
He's not a friend.
1159
01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:16,150
What type of friend would let
1160
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:20,190
one of their best friends take the fall
for something they did?
1161
01:01:21,690 --> 01:01:23,490
That's right, Terrance.
1162
01:01:23,490 --> 01:01:25,070
He ruined your life.
1163
01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:28,410
He put you on a path to nowhere.
1164
01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:33,330
And he'd never think about it again.
1165
01:01:33,330 --> 01:01:35,210
But you know what's even crazier?
1166
01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:38,420
None of you are actually real friends.
1167
01:01:43,050 --> 01:01:45,470
You are all selfish bastards.
1168
01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:50,180
You only do things for self-gain.
1169
01:01:50,180 --> 01:01:51,770
So us killing you,
1170
01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:54,520
we're actually doing you a favor.
1171
01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:00,110
That's right,
you can call this a, um, a mercy gift.
1172
01:02:00,110 --> 01:02:04,280
You'll all be dead,
and no one will even miss you.
1173
01:02:08,870 --> 01:02:10,410
This is gonna be fun.
1174
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:17,500
See you later, my friends.
1175
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,010
Y'all don't see what they trying to do?
1176
01:02:29,010 --> 01:02:30,390
Yeah, and it's working.
1177
01:02:30,390 --> 01:02:31,760
Fuck you for bringing us here, T.
1178
01:02:33,850 --> 01:02:35,850
But at least we're still here, right?
1179
01:02:36,350 --> 01:02:38,310
You know something, man, fuck you.
1180
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:40,860
This is bullshit.
1181
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:45,570
What the fuck you looking at?
1182
01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:47,240
Sick-ass nigga.
1183
01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,160
Fuck, man.
1184
01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:36,040
Ron.
1185
01:03:37,410 --> 01:03:40,420
Ron.
1186
01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:43,800
- Ron.
- Grandma!
1187
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,260
You scared me.
1188
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:53,760
When are you gonna stop being
such a pussy?
1189
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,220
You know how bad I wanna
brag about my grandson
1190
01:03:57,230 --> 01:03:58,520
to Bernie and Mack?
1191
01:03:59,310 --> 01:04:02,060
But ain't no way I can brag about you
1192
01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:04,480
or say you my blood
with the way you been acting.
1193
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:08,490
Oh, the... the way I've been acting?
1194
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,610
Child, would've been a pleasure too.
1195
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:15,410
I know Rosa Parks may
have sat on some bussies,
1196
01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:18,700
but I bet she had a whole lot more fun
1197
01:04:18,710 --> 01:04:20,830
sitting on some faces too, baby.
1198
01:04:20,830 --> 01:04:22,790
Babe.
1199
01:04:22,790 --> 01:04:24,290
What?
1200
01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:26,550
You need me to show you
where the clitoris is
1201
01:04:26,550 --> 01:04:28,050
while I'm still here?
1202
01:04:28,050 --> 01:04:31,130
No, I don't need you to show me
where no clitoris is, okay?
1203
01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:33,600
I just need you to stop
being a fucking ho!
1204
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:37,010
I'm sorry, I didn't... I...
1205
01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:38,930
You know, talk into Grandma good ear.
1206
01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:40,100
Say that again.
1207
01:04:40,690 --> 01:04:43,270
I said you was being a, um...
1208
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,270
No, no.
1209
01:04:45,270 --> 01:04:46,360
Say it, say it, say it, what?
1210
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,280
Say it with your chest,
like you just said it.
1211
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,320
- Fucking--
- Ho! That's what I thought!
1212
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,320
I will fuck you up!
1213
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,240
I will go west side up in here!
1214
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,080
You know I don't play this.
1215
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,950
Let me calm down.
1216
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,290
Almost gave you a heavenly-ass whooping.
1217
01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:04,920
Calm down.
1218
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:06,380
Okay.
1219
01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:12,800
Now I know I gave you tough love
1220
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,050
when you was growing up,
and you needed that.
1221
01:05:17,850 --> 01:05:22,770
But I also know that
maybe my tough love was
1222
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,520
a little too tough on you sometimes.
1223
01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:30,900
Maybe you learned to be
less afraid of this world,
1224
01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:35,240
but it ain't never too late
to switch things up.
1225
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,950
No more hiding, no more excuses.
1226
01:05:37,950 --> 01:05:40,700
No more blaming anybody else
1227
01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:43,870
for who you turned out to be.
1228
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,920
Take some responsibility
for your own actions.
1229
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,920
Now I want you to do this
for me, if you will.
1230
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,800
I want you to take your narrow Black ass
1231
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,300
right on out the door,
1232
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:58,680
and do what the fuck
you're supposed to do.
1233
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,810
You hear me?
1234
01:05:59,810 --> 01:06:01,520
Don't bring me back no bullshit.
1235
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:05,350
One more thing, on a serious note.
1236
01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:10,320
You apologize to T.
1237
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,610
You make it right.
1238
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,450
You make it right.
1239
01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:18,830
You got my blood in you.
1240
01:06:20,990 --> 01:06:22,290
Now, I'm gonna be watching you.
1241
01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,250
I love you, son.
1242
01:06:29,170 --> 01:06:30,550
I love you too, Grandma.
1243
01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:42,270
Do you mind if I join you?
1244
01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:45,140
Yeah, of course, come sit.
1245
01:06:46,890 --> 01:06:50,860
And I promise, um, I won't try anything.
1246
01:06:52,230 --> 01:06:54,610
And I'm sorry if it comes off that way,
1247
01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:57,280
like that's the only thing
I'm interested in with you,
1248
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,740
'cause you should know that
there is nothing about you
1249
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:03,330
that I'm not interested in.
1250
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,330
I'm for real, like everything, your...
1251
01:07:06,330 --> 01:07:09,170
your wit, your fearlessness.
1252
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,960
Your ambition, your drive.
1253
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:19,260
It's why I devoted myself night and day
to building a multimillion-dollar company
1254
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:21,390
to try and finally impress you.
1255
01:07:23,770 --> 01:07:26,520
Yeah, I named it after you.
1256
01:07:27,980 --> 01:07:28,940
Wow.
1257
01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:33,020
I'm surprised
I never realized that.
1258
01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:34,650
You didn't look at the letters and see,
1259
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,280
"Oh, that, that's my name."
1260
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:40,860
No, I'm not that into myself, I guess.
1261
01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:41,700
Well, I'm into you.
1262
01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:49,870
Oh, well, I guess I kind of always liked
your Jiminy Cricket ears, though too.
1263
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,260
The truth is, I was always scared.
1264
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,090
I know.
1265
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,010
What you scared of?
1266
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,270
Being happy.
1267
01:08:09,310 --> 01:08:10,310
Losing it.
1268
01:08:13,150 --> 01:08:17,530
Opening up to the guy
who's always been there for me,
1269
01:08:17,530 --> 01:08:19,530
no questions asked, my entire life.
1270
01:08:27,830 --> 01:08:28,910
It's too late now.
1271
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,000
Our lives about to be over.
1272
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Hmm...
1273
01:08:34,380 --> 01:08:36,000
What you talking about?
1274
01:08:38,170 --> 01:08:40,630
We still got 45 minutes.
1275
01:08:40,630 --> 01:08:41,680
Oh, word?
1276
01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:59,820
T, can I...?
1277
01:09:01,030 --> 01:09:02,280
Can I holla at you real quick?
1278
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:15,380
Okay, um.... look,
1279
01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:17,210
I don't even really know
where to start, but...
1280
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:21,510
First, let me start by apologizing.
1281
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,100
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry.
1282
01:09:29,390 --> 01:09:31,560
I'm sorry for letting you take the fall.
1283
01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:34,520
Sorry for not saying anything.
1284
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,520
I'm sorry for being a terrible friend,
1285
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,480
'cause honestly,
you wasn't just my friend.
1286
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,980
You really was my brother.
1287
01:09:40,690 --> 01:09:44,660
And for me not to be there for you
was totally wrong on my part, man.
1288
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,530
I'm sorry.
1289
01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:56,920
It is all good, bro.
1290
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:02,090
And you ain't make me make
the choices that I made.
1291
01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:06,720
It's consequences of my own actions.
1292
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:07,850
You know what I'm saying?
1293
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,020
I meant what I said about just, you know...
1294
01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:14,810
just being with y'all, man.
1295
01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:16,770
Those was some of
the best days of my life, bro.
1296
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,820
You're the best friend
I ever had, bro.
1297
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,660
I just wanted that feeling, you know?
1298
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,280
Just one more time before
I hung the jersey up.
1299
01:10:31,290 --> 01:10:32,120
You know what I'm saying?
1300
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,420
We're good, bro.
1301
01:10:48,050 --> 01:10:49,350
Put the hand up, man.
1302
01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:52,680
Come here.
1303
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:54,350
Come on.
1304
01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,810
- I love you, man.
- Love you, too, bro.
1305
01:11:00,650 --> 01:11:02,190
All right, look...
1306
01:11:04,150 --> 01:11:09,200
Let's, uh, let's get out here.
Let's... let's find Shari and Ellis.
1307
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:11,530
Yeah, man, let's get
the fuck outta here, man.
1308
01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:13,030
I mean, maybe find you some tissue.
1309
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,830
You got that Viola Davis snot.
1310
01:11:14,830 --> 01:11:16,160
Hey, fuck you, man.
1311
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,500
See? Man, you play too fucking much, bro.
1312
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:20,540
Motherfucker about to die
and you playing.
1313
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,060
Hey, what the fuck y'all doing?
1314
01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:42,810
What the fuck
it look like we doing?
1315
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,150
That's what I'm talking about.
1316
01:11:44,150 --> 01:11:45,190
Shit!
1317
01:11:45,190 --> 01:11:46,610
- Still look good.
- Hey, snap out of it.
1318
01:11:46,610 --> 01:11:48,320
Okay, focus.
1319
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,740
Look, y'all, look, we gotta
take these assholes down,
1320
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:52,450
and we only got like 20 minutes to do it.
1321
01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:55,580
So what's the point? We can't beat them.
1322
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:57,830
I thought the same thing
a few minutes ago.
1323
01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,790
And I get it, look,
we're all liars, right?
1324
01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:02,040
We lie to each other.
1325
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,670
We lie to ourselves.
1326
01:12:03,670 --> 01:12:05,250
We just a bunch of fuck-ups,
we're all that stuff.
1327
01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,630
But one thing about us,
when we come together
1328
01:12:07,630 --> 01:12:09,970
as fuck-ups, we make shit happen.
1329
01:12:09,970 --> 01:12:13,340
We are good as a group
of fuck-ups, as one.
1330
01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:16,350
Yeah, we should come together, right?
1331
01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:17,680
No.
1332
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,390
It's your turn to come up with a plan.
1333
01:12:19,390 --> 01:12:21,140
So what we doing?
1334
01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:23,610
All right, yeah, you know something,
I got this shit.
1335
01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:24,770
I got a great plan,
1336
01:12:24,770 --> 01:12:26,190
but before I give it to y'all,
1337
01:12:26,190 --> 01:12:28,360
can Ellis put his fucking shirt on first?
1338
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,650
Goddamn, you hating, bro.
1339
01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:32,240
- Put your shirt on.
- This is
1340
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,160
- hard work and dedication.
- Baby nipples.
1341
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:35,620
These are man nipples.
1342
01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,330
No, it look good than a motherfucker.
1343
01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:38,660
You gotta see my shit, though.
1344
01:12:38,660 --> 01:12:39,830
T, relax.
1345
01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:41,040
- Man, fuck you.
- Fuck you.
1346
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,620
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
1347
01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:44,170
Hey, man, fuck you.
1348
01:12:44,170 --> 01:12:46,000
Welcome, tributes.
1349
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:49,880
Once again, we assemble
in joyous anticipation
1350
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,840
of our Dark Lord's return.
1351
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,510
For tonight, He feasts!
1352
01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:56,680
Give praise and bear witness,
1353
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,810
you who have devoted
your souls to His glory.
1354
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:03,350
It is time for our unholy communion.
1355
01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:07,190
Okay, guys, I'm telling you,
I got the plan of all plans.
1356
01:13:07,190 --> 01:13:08,650
I hope y'all ready. Y'all ready?
1357
01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:09,940
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, here we go.
1358
01:13:09,940 --> 01:13:11,570
- Now the knife that they--
- No, no,
1359
01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:14,030
it's Clauneck's Misericorde.
1360
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,700
- Thanks, T.
- Read a book, nigga, damn.
1361
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:18,280
- Cool.
- Like I said, the knife--
1362
01:13:18,290 --> 01:13:21,040
It's the Clauneck's Misericorde.
1363
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,620
Clauneck's Misericorde.
1364
01:13:24,630 --> 01:13:26,170
- Yeah.
- Does that make you happy?
1365
01:13:26,170 --> 01:13:28,250
What y'all doing,
we got 20 minutes, hurry up.
1366
01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:30,460
Okay, you're right, look,
all I'm saying is that the...
1367
01:13:30,460 --> 01:13:32,220
- Clauneck's Misericorde...
- Clauneck's Misericorde.
1368
01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:34,010
...is what they probably use
in the first place
1369
01:13:34,010 --> 01:13:35,590
to strike a deal with the old boy.
1370
01:13:35,590 --> 01:13:38,890
And I'm telling you,
I think this thing packs a lot of power.
1371
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,730
Which means that's why they want it so bad
1372
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,810
so they could possibly strike
another deal with him.
1373
01:13:44,810 --> 01:13:48,440
All right, so we find it,
we kill their plans.
1374
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,070
Matter of fact, we find it,
and we kill their asses.
1375
01:13:51,070 --> 01:13:52,320
Yes!
1376
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,990
That's right, we get rid of 'em, man.
1377
01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:55,780
Matter of fact, we make
them the sacrifices
1378
01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:58,410
and fucking destroy
their grandma fucking asses.
1379
01:13:58,410 --> 01:13:59,330
- Yes. Fuck they grandma.
- Nasty.
1380
01:13:59,330 --> 01:14:01,540
They fucked my grandma,
they fucked my grandma.
1381
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:03,000
Where do we think we find it?
1382
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,250
Look, when the ghost went inside of me--
1383
01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:06,420
- Hey, yo.
- Pause.
1384
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,130
Guys, guys, you are silly.
1385
01:14:08,130 --> 01:14:09,670
Look, I'm just saying when
the ghost came inside of me--
1386
01:14:09,670 --> 01:14:10,670
Oh, you gonna double down on that?
1387
01:14:10,670 --> 01:14:12,170
Another pause.
1388
01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:13,840
Okay, you get it, you know what I meant.
1389
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,590
When the ghost "possessed" me,
the ghost showed me
1390
01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:18,470
where the knife could possibly be.
1391
01:14:18,470 --> 01:14:20,140
And look here, guys.
1392
01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:23,310
This is our time to shine.
1393
01:14:23,310 --> 01:14:25,020
And more than anything,
1394
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,900
I'm excited that
we're finally coming together.
1395
01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:34,150
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this shit, huh?
1396
01:14:34,150 --> 01:14:35,700
Yeah!
1397
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:37,410
- That was lame as hell.
- It was.
1398
01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:39,370
He was in your head while
you was giving him head.
1399
01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:40,530
I did not say that.
1400
01:14:56,470 --> 01:14:57,590
This is it.
1401
01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:00,260
This is exactly it.
1402
01:15:02,060 --> 01:15:04,520
Hey, hey, wait, remember that?
1403
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,950
He is arriving.
1404
01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:48,850
You thought
you could fuck with me?
1405
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,750
- Now, he feasts!
- Now, he feasts!
1406
01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:17,880
Whoa, where the, fuck... Who are you people?
1407
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,760
Oh, that's spooky.
1408
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:24,550
Oh, Ellis, Ellis... Something's wrong.
1409
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,180
Don't look at me.
1410
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,600
I remember you assholes.
1411
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,150
Especially you!
1412
01:16:34,980 --> 01:16:37,150
You did this thing.
1413
01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:38,740
What's this?
1414
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,320
Jared?
1415
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,240
Watch it!
1416
01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:51,250
What the fuck just happened?
1417
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:53,420
- Y'all okay?
- Hell fucking no.
1418
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,630
The dagger, Alton!
1419
01:16:58,550 --> 01:16:59,720
Shit.
1420
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,300
Yeah, yeah!
1421
01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,510
No!
1422
01:17:05,510 --> 01:17:07,680
No, my love!
1423
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,860
Yeah!
1424
01:17:35,670 --> 01:17:37,290
This is it.
1425
01:17:37,290 --> 01:17:40,800
Your whole life
has led to this single moment.
1426
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,590
You have a choice to make, Terrance.
1427
01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:46,550
Turn your friends' souls over to me,
and I'll cure you.
1428
01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:50,010
And you can live
the rest of your life in freedom
1429
01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:52,850
that they've all had and wasted.
1430
01:17:52,850 --> 01:17:55,900
Or sacrifice yourself to me
1431
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,400
and join me in the eternal damnation.
1432
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,650
The choice is yours, Terrance.
1433
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:04,320
Yourself or your friends.
1434
01:18:05,110 --> 01:18:09,870
What will you do?
1435
01:18:25,550 --> 01:18:29,550
I'm like... Misericorde.
1436
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:31,220
Glowing and everything, ain't he?
1437
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:33,850
T, no!
1438
01:19:01,590 --> 01:19:03,420
I mean, yeah, it's not the beach,
1439
01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:05,550
but it's definitely
still a nice spot, right?
1440
01:19:05,550 --> 01:19:07,590
I got us a good rate.
1441
01:19:07,590 --> 01:19:09,390
I'm telling you, we can turn this thing
1442
01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:11,510
into something real nice
with all the money we got.
1443
01:19:11,510 --> 01:19:14,270
I can't believe that
crusty-rusty old mansion shit
1444
01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:17,310
is actually worth
so much, right?
1445
01:19:17,310 --> 01:19:21,520
T was low-key a genius for
breaking into that spot, I mean.
1446
01:19:22,730 --> 01:19:24,190
Yeah, you probably right.
1447
01:19:24,190 --> 01:19:25,820
He was blessing in disguise, huh?
1448
01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:26,820
Mm-hmm.
1449
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,110
- When crime pays.
- Crime pays.
1450
01:19:29,110 --> 01:19:31,320
Yeah.
1451
01:19:31,330 --> 01:19:33,240
You know, that's why we gotta run it back.
1452
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,990
That's why we doing this, right,
so we can make more money.
1453
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,750
But it doesn't feel
exactly right doing this
1454
01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:40,790
without T being here
to celebrate this with us.
1455
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:47,470
But think about
how much money we get if we sell this.
1456
01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:51,590
Maybe we should hold onto it.
1457
01:19:54,930 --> 01:19:56,270
Yeah.
1458
01:19:56,270 --> 01:19:57,600
Yeah, come on, put it...
1459
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,100
Yeah, we not selling this.
1460
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:00,900
- Yeah.
- You wanna, um,
1461
01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:02,690
help me, uh, set up this office?
1462
01:20:02,690 --> 01:20:04,270
I got a lot of stuff in there.
1463
01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:06,240
I just need help setting up, I think.
1464
01:20:07,110 --> 01:20:08,150
We're just gonna...
1465
01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:09,650
No, I know what y'all doing.
1466
01:20:09,660 --> 01:20:11,820
Do y'all think I'm stupid? Y'all ain't
about to be in there setting up nothing.
1467
01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,950
- Yeah, we gonna set it up.
- You're holding hands.
1468
01:20:13,950 --> 01:20:15,700
You making the fuck...
1469
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:17,450
Don't be fucking in there, okay?
1470
01:20:17,450 --> 01:20:18,660
This is a place of work!
1471
01:20:18,660 --> 01:20:19,750
Hi, Ron.
1472
01:20:24,710 --> 01:20:26,090
Joanna, what are you doing here?
1473
01:20:26,090 --> 01:20:29,880
Listen, I know things are not the best
between us right now,
1474
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:34,220
but I heard about T,
so I just wanted to check in on you
1475
01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:36,060
'cause it sounds like
you've been through a lot.
1476
01:20:39,270 --> 01:20:40,850
Yeah, you are right,
I have been through a lot,
1477
01:20:40,850 --> 01:20:43,770
and thank you for checking in on me.
1478
01:20:43,770 --> 01:20:45,400
I appreciate that.
1479
01:20:45,690 --> 01:20:47,400
But I've been good, you know?
1480
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:51,450
I've been really strong,
and honestly, I credit that to you.
1481
01:20:52,820 --> 01:20:56,290
Yeah, yeah, for real,
like you put me through a lot of bullshit.
1482
01:20:57,830 --> 01:20:59,830
Because of that bullshit,
I'm a stronger person.
1483
01:20:59,830 --> 01:21:01,710
You know we both made mistakes, right?
1484
01:21:01,710 --> 01:21:05,590
Nah, nah, I mean,
I didn't... I didn't do a lot.
1485
01:21:05,590 --> 01:21:07,670
I was really just committed to you.
1486
01:21:07,670 --> 01:21:11,670
You... you had a half-naked man
in our kitchen.
1487
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,010
- He was the handyman.
- He was no goddamn handyman.
1488
01:21:14,010 --> 01:21:15,930
You know well he was no handyman, but...
1489
01:21:15,930 --> 01:21:17,810
but I'm not petty like that.
1490
01:21:17,810 --> 01:21:22,060
I've moved on because I've forgiven you.
1491
01:21:22,350 --> 01:21:23,730
I forgive you.
1492
01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:26,900
That's what I came here for
to say I'm willing to forgive you
1493
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,520
if you are willing to forgive me.
1494
01:21:28,530 --> 01:21:31,610
Cool, it's crazy to forgive people
for shit they didn't do.
1495
01:21:31,990 --> 01:21:35,200
But it's all good, you know something,
this is a good time,
1496
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,080
especially when forgiveness
is in play, to start over.
1497
01:21:39,490 --> 01:21:42,040
That's exactly what I'm saying.
1498
01:21:43,370 --> 01:21:46,170
Well, I loved it,
I love the idea of starting over.
1499
01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:50,590
But without you.
1500
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,470
Wha... what do you mean?
1501
01:21:54,890 --> 01:21:56,180
I mean I don't wanna...
1502
01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:02,640
Just me starting over alone.
1503
01:22:03,890 --> 01:22:05,150
Okay, Ron.
1504
01:22:06,310 --> 01:22:09,110
Good luck, I'm proud of you.
1505
01:22:09,610 --> 01:22:10,900
Proud of you too.
1506
01:22:13,950 --> 01:22:15,990
That's right, okay, well, take care.
1507
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:28,080
Fuck Joanna,
plenty bad bitches out here.
1508
01:22:28,090 --> 01:22:29,340
T, is that you?
1509
01:22:29,710 --> 01:22:31,300
Let's find out.
1510
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,940
Yes, my Lord.
1511
01:23:27,850 --> 01:23:29,560
They have the blade.
1512
01:23:31,190 --> 01:23:33,230
They belong to you now.
1513
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,110
Yeah.
1514
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,620
You will be rewarded,
Ratface George.
1515
01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:45,240
It's George.111255
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