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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:07,007 Want some hand lotion? 2 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,399 How many times I got to say no? 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,836 Men can take care of their skin, too. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,404 Yeah, men in California. 5 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:16,364 We have got to get you on a plane one of these days. 6 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:19,410 I was thinking, maybe we can spend Thanksgiving at my mom's. 7 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,847 You know, it's the first one since my dad passed. 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:22,935 Of course. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,068 You're the best.I know. 10 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,678 So, who's gonna tell your mom? 11 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,116 I'm sure when we're not there she'll figure it out. 12 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,639 Want to rock-paper-scissors for it? 13 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:34,295 Or you tell her and I won't squirt you. 14 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,036 You wouldn't dare. 15 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:36,993 You're gonna smell so pretty. 16 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,647 Get that away from me.Come here! 17 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,257 Come here! 18 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:41,606 No. Baby. 19 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,220 Morning. Morning. 20 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,482 Good morning. 21 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:48,918 Mrs. McAllister, 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,659 I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving. 23 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,182 Well, sure. 24 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,663 I really think me, Mandy and CeeCee 25 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,273 need to spend it at my mom's. 26 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,321 This is the first Thanksgiving since your dad passed. 27 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:01,626 Of course you should. 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,932 Oh. 29 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,673 Thank you. 30 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,414 That's a relief. 31 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,155 Why? 32 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,374 Why what? 33 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,289 Why would you think that I would be upset 34 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:13,725 that you want to spend Thanksgiving 35 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:14,900 with your grieving mother? 36 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,206 Well... 37 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,947 What kind of monster do you think I am? 38 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:21,951 Um... 39 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,822 Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work. 40 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,172 Got to go. Thanks again. 41 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,826 You saved my butt. 42 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,480 Keep moving. Keep moving. 43 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,169 Hey. 44 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,563 Hey. This is a nice surprise. 45 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:10,739 Just wanted to drop off some of CeeCee's old clothes 46 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:12,480 for the donation room. 47 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,655 Oh. 48 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,787 Are you sure you don't want to hang on to these 49 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,615 in case you have another one? 50 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,009 Oh, we ain't planning on another one just yet. 51 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,664 You weren't planning on the first one, either. 52 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,187 Fair point. 53 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,147 While I'm here, I wanted to let you know 54 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,713 we're gonna come to your place for Thanksgiving. 55 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,324 Oh. 56 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,195 I'm not doing Thanksgiving this year. 57 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,457 What are you talking about? 58 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,416 Well, Sheldon's in school, 59 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,418 and Missy got invited to a friend's. 60 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,724 Well, she can't go. It's Thanksgiving. 61 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,726 I already told her she could. 62 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:45,730 And to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like celebrating. 63 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,602 But this was Dad's favorite holiday. 64 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:51,214 I know, and doing it without him would just be too hard. 65 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,130 Fine. Then come have dinner at the McAllisters'. 66 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,176 With your mother-in-law? 67 00:02:57,786 --> 00:03:00,049 Not for a million dollars. 68 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,182 Oh, come on. She's not a monster. 69 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,359 Come on. 70 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,751 No. 71 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,972 Fine. I didn't want to do this, 72 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,800 but as the man of the house, I'm putting my foot down. 73 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:12,540 You're coming. 74 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,412 I have a foot of my own. 75 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,458 Would you like to know where I'm gonna put it? 76 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,808 No, ma'am. 77 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:20,983 All right, then. 78 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,250 All right, then. 79 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,476 Maybe next year, we can take CeeCee 80 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,652 to the Macy's Parade. 81 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,784 You're not taking my granddaughter to New York City. 82 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,351 She'll come back a Democrat. 83 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,049 She's a baby. 84 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:47,227 A God-fearing, Republican baby. 85 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,229 Sorry I'm late. 86 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:50,578 Hey. How'd it go? 87 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,667 She don't want to do Thanksgiving. 88 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,321 What do you mean, like she doesn't want to cook? 89 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:55,713 She don't want to do it at all. 90 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,498 May I interject? 91 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:58,847 What? 92 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,153 I'm considering getting a cat. 93 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,894 Connor, not now. 94 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,853 Let me know when. 95 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,985 She knows she's welcome here, right? 96 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,900 She just wants to sit home by herself. 97 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,598 What are you gonna do? 98 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,428 I don't know. I hate the thought of her being all alone. 99 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,431 Now? 100 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,650 Fine. 101 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,304 You're never alone if you have a cat. 102 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,789 Oh, come on, Missy. 103 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:29,573 If you come, Mom has to. 104 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,662 Why are you making this such a big deal? 105 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:34,012 It's a big deal 'cause we're gonna be together as a family. 106 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,231 Is Sheldon coming? 107 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,580 We're gonna mostly 108 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,278 be together as a family. 109 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:39,888 Well, I've made other plans. 110 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,977 Please. 111 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,152 Mom needs this. 112 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,241 Mom needs a lobotomy. 113 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,069 All right, I'm done asking. 114 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,897 I'm telling you you're coming. 115 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,990 So, is she coming? 116 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,296 That's not funny. 117 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:57,862 Sorry. 118 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,124 Here, let me try. 119 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:00,822 Yeah, sure. Why not? 120 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,263 Hey, Missy, it's Mandy. About Thanksgiving... 121 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,312 Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it? 122 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,664 Sweet of Georgie to worry so much about his mom. 123 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:18,579 It is. 124 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:22,060 I hope our kids worry about me when I'm a widow. 125 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,500 What makes you think I'm gonna go first? 126 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,328 Jim. 127 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,895 Fine. 128 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,289 And of course they're gonna worry about you. 129 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:34,856 I'm not so sure. 130 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,685 Amanda's likely to stick me in a home 131 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:39,774 first chance she gets. 132 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,864 On the bright side, Connor will probably be your roommate. 133 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,475 Very funny. 134 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,957 Hope you like cats. 135 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,224 Hey. 136 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,834 Hey. What are you doing here? 137 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,010 I thought I'd bring Georgie some lunch, slice of pie. 138 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,664 He's on a tow truck run. 139 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,057 Oh, shoot. 140 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,406 What kind of pie? 141 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:04,973 Why? 142 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,888 Oh, I was just curious. 143 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,542 It's pecan, his favorite. 144 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,413 I was hoping to cheer him up. 145 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,111 Yeah, he has been a little moody lately. 146 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,852 Kind of snapped on a customer. 147 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:16,463 What happened? 148 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,247 Well, they wished him a happy Thanksgiving, 149 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,292 and he said, "Whatever." 150 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,207 Ooh, for him, that's bad. 151 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,122 Yeah, it was hard to watch. 152 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:28,170 Well, this is his first Thanksgiving without his dad. 153 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,172 Sure, that's rough. 154 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,652 George was a good man. 155 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,654 Sure was. 156 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,612 You know, I thought we'd be celebrating 157 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,658 Thanksgivings together for a long time. 158 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,877 Me, too. 159 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,749 But, uh... 160 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,229 guess you never know what the future holds. 161 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,623 Makes you appreciate what you do have. 162 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:48,886 We're really lucky. 163 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,149 We sure are. 164 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:52,281 Don't you go anywhere. 165 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:54,501 Oh, I won't, baby girl. 166 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,372 You better not. 167 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,157 I should go. 168 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,769 All right. Well, thanks for stopping by. 169 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,248 Don't eat Georgie's lunch. 170 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,337 I am hungry, but I won't. 171 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,952 So, how's it going? 172 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:13,911 My little great-granddaughter saying "meemaw" yet? 173 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,173 No, just "dada." 174 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,045 Pisses me off. 175 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,655 Uh, enjoy it. 176 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,135 My kid doesn't even talk to me anymore. 177 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,093 Why bring it up? 178 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:24,705 It's called making conversation. 179 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,969 What about you? How you doing? 180 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,492 I'm all right. 181 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:30,972 I'm a little worried about your grandson. 182 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:33,496 Oh. Is this about Thanksgiving? 183 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,630 Well, you just got to give Mary time. 184 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,153 When my husband died, I was just miserable 185 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,850 those first few holidays. 186 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:42,549 Maybe he died because you're miserable. 187 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:44,942 It's a big house. 188 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,422 Go somewhere else. 189 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,602 Good day. 190 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:57,302 Um, so here's the thing. 191 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,000 Georgie's going through a rough time, 192 00:07:59,130 --> 00:07:59,957 and I want to help. 193 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,133 What can I do? 194 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,570 Well, it would mean a lot to him 195 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,310 if you could be with us for Thanksgiving. 196 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,704 Oh, honey, I am so sorry. 197 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,880 I promised Dale I'd go camping with him. 198 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,186 Oh, that's okay. It's all right. 199 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,753 Just let me talk to Dale. 200 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,798 We're not going camping! 201 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,324 I was gone 20 seconds. 202 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,544 What the hell happened? 203 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,722 We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie. 204 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,811 I've been looking forward to this for months. 205 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,248 Oh, I know, honey. I have, too. 206 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,294 What time you want us? 207 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,254 Your meemaw and Dale are coming. 208 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,387 I just think it would mean a lot to your brother 209 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,214 if you could be there. 210 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:40,345 Okay. 211 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,434 Really? Thank you. 212 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,611 But first, I need a little favor. 213 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,961 Anything.Take me to get a tattoo. 214 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,223 What? No. 215 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,441 You said, "Anything." 216 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,792 Yeah, and then you said "tattoo." 217 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,141 I guess I'm not going. 218 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,838 Oh, come on. 219 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,058 I can't decide between a dolphin or a sunflower. 220 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,581 What do you think? 221 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,105 I am not taking you to get a tattoo. 222 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:03,717 All right, well, maybe I'll see you at Christmas. 223 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,809 Ow, it hurts.Good. 224 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,296 Hey, Mary. 225 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,037 What brings you by? 226 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,604 Just wanted to talk. 227 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,259 If this is about Thanksgiving, 228 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,826 I'm not changing my mind. 229 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,003 Well, your mom and Missy are coming. 230 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,570 I don't care. 231 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,225 Look, I understand, I really do. I-I just think... 232 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,923 You do not understand. 233 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,664 You do not know what it's like to lose a husband. 234 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,493 I don't, um, 235 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,495 but Georgie's struggling, too, 236 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,062 and I think it would be great... 237 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,890 Well, I'm sorry if I'm disappointing everyone, 238 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,718 but this is what I need. 239 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,242 And for once, I am putting myself first. 240 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,638 Okay. Sorry. 241 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,912 Hey, I hope it's okay I invited Missy, 242 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:12,220 Georgie's meemaw, and her fella Dale to Thanksgiving. 243 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,482 Her fella? 244 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,050 Her beau? 245 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,618 I don't know what to call old people who are doing it. 246 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,055 I've seen him. They're not doing it much. 247 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,624 It's fine, the more the merrier. 248 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,017 Okay. Thank you, I appreciate it. 249 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,237 And don't think you're sticking me in a home someday. 250 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,108 I'm dying in this house. 251 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,022 What? 252 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,720 You heard me. 253 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,765 What was that about? 254 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,898 I-I don't know. 255 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:42,119 So, good news, your family's coming to Thanksgiving. 256 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,686 Really? Everyone? 257 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:47,342 Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy. 258 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,344 Oh, still no on my mom? 259 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,520 Um, I tried, but... 260 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,609 It's okay, this is great. Thank you. 261 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,481 How'd you convince my sister? 262 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,572 I ju-- I just asked nicely. 263 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,575 That don't sound right. 264 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,491 Well, what can I say? The kid loves me. 265 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,455 Go easy, Jim. 266 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,283 My second one. 267 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,851 It's 10:00 in the morning. 268 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,941 Well, I'd put it back, but... it's already open. 269 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,509 Table's all set.Thank you. 270 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,423 Anything else I can do? 271 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,121 We're good for now. 272 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,514 Ooh, what's this? 273 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,560 Well, that's cranberry sauce. 274 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,127 Why ain't it shaped like the can? 275 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,477 It's homemade. 276 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,044 Huh. 277 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,089 Maybe next year we should spring for the good stuff. 278 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,572 Smells delicious, Mom. 279 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,530 Thank you, honey. 280 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,618 Why you all dressed up? 281 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,143 I was told to look nice for company. 282 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,145 That meant take a shower. 283 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,538 Oh. 284 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,802 Be right back. 285 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,286 Hey, happy Thanksgiving. 286 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,984 Come on in.Happy Thanksgiving. 287 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,900 Happy Thanksgiving.Gimme. 288 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,336 There you go. 289 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:13,123 Forget the turkey, I'm gonna gobble you up. 290 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,908 I won't be eating any children. 291 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,215 Thank y'all so much for coming. 292 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,652 You bet.I had no choice. 293 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,394 Good call on the socks. 294 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,656 I'm not stupid. 295 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,754 That beer for you? 296 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,451 No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister. 297 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,105 Another one? 298 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,802 Uh, I haven't been keeping count. 299 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,674 Well, you let him know I am. 300 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,633 Or you let him know 301 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,982 and I'll stay here and mash them potatoes. 302 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,767 Tell him. 303 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,168 I hope it wasn't too much trouble 304 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,997 adding a bunch of people at the last minute. 305 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,651 No problem at all. Audrey loves this. 306 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,697 Does she need any help? 307 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,657 I have no idea. So, Dale... 308 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,312 when are you two kids gonna make it official? 309 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,358 I've asked repeatedly. 310 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,012 We don't need to get married. 311 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,927 We're fine just as we are. 312 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,756 No, she's hoping somebody better comes along. 313 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,802 Don't you want the best for me? 314 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,675 Okay, CeeCee's napping. What'd I miss? 315 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,808 She don't want to marry me. 316 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,855 I really appreciate you coming. 317 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,031 Well, I knew how important it was to you. 318 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,817 What'd she bribe you with? 319 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,994 Nothing. She just asked nicely. 320 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,735 You're a lying sack of you-know-what. 321 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,261 Welcome, everyone. 322 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,047 As a special surprise, I have composed 323 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,442 a Thanksgiving polka for accordion and turkey call. 324 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,908 You stay right there, I got my guitar in the trunk. 325 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,214 No. 326 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,962 Mom? 327 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,746 I hope it's okay I just dropped by. 328 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,574 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 329 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,707 Come on in. 330 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,797 Hey, look who came! 331 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,065 I can't believe you got 'em all here. 332 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,631 Well, what can I say? 333 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,720 You knocked up a pretty special lady. 334 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,594 You sure made your son happy today. 335 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,900 I'm glad. 336 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,205 I thought you were going camping. 337 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,685 So did Dale. 338 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,079 What? Just eat. 339 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,254 Okay. 340 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,259 Where you going?To get another beer. 341 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,479 Excuse me. 342 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,442 Oh, boy. 343 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,923 Here comes one of our Thanksgiving traditions. 344 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,491 Put that back, you've had enough. 345 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,406 It's a holiday, I'm celebrating. 346 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,452 You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing. 347 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,497 I'm having a good time! 348 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,151 Maybe you need a drink. 349 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,240 I have been up since the crack of dawn 350 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,026 putting this thing together. You are not gonna ruin it. 351 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,723 Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything. 352 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:45,118 R-Roonin... Ru-in-ing. 353 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,554 AUDREY:Oh, my God, listen to yourself. 354 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,860 Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you. 355 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,123 Mom, can I get you anything else? 356 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,907 I'm sorry, I have to go. 357 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,082 Keep your voice down. 358 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,083 Mary. 359 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,303 Dang. 360 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,392 It's my house, I will talk as lo-- as loud as I please. 361 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,612 Where you going? 362 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,137 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 363 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,356 Don't mind them, they argue all the time. 364 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,792 It's not them. 365 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,098 Then what? 366 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,144 I... 367 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,841 Tell me. 368 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,587 Your father and I used to argue 369 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,069 about him getting drunk on Thanksgiving, and... 370 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,421 I'll never get to do that again. 371 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249 You miss arguing with Dad? 372 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,340 Yes. 373 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038 Mom... 374 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,565 I'm going home. 375 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,915 Please tell everybody I'm sorry. 376 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,569 No, wait. 377 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,181 I got a better idea. 378 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,622 This is nice. 379 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,233 It is. 380 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,410 Yeah, not creepy at all. 381 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,327 What the heck is that?! 382 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,990 ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪ 383 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,253 ♪ I went down, down, down ♪ 384 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,864 ♪ And the flames went higher ♪ 385 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,563 ♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪ 386 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,738 Ouch! 387 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,697 ♪ That ring of fire ♪ 388 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,743 ♪ That ring of fire ♪ 389 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,050 Still better than camping. 390 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,922 Everybody. 391 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:39,362 ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪ 392 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,537 Huh? 393 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,496 ♪ Went down, down, down ♪ 394 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,150 ♪ And the flames get higher ♪ 395 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,194 Come on, Jim! 396 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,544 ♪ Burns, burns ♪ 397 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,764 ♪ That ring of fire ♪ 398 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,592 ♪ That ring of fire. ♪ 399 00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,296 Captioning sponsored by CBS 400 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,299 WARNER BROS. 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