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You're welcome.

Come on, Adam.

You're going to do great.

I don't know, James.

Like, this is my first time spreading the word. What if I mess up?

What are you, 19?

Yeah, exactly.

Hey, that's what we have the buddy system for, okay? The system, I know it

can seem overwhelming at times, but at the end of the day, you just, it's there

to support us and to keep us on the straight and narrow while we're out

spreading the word of the Lord.

Okay. Yeah, me and my old buddy, we used to have a lot of fun doing this, and we

did it for a long time. The only reason we're not doing it now is because the

church wants us out training newbies like you.

And I'm very thankful that I get the opportunity to meet you and work with

you. Well, I'm really looking forward to getting to know you as well. All right?

Let's get in here.

Let's spread some cheese, huh?

Why are we starting at this house?

We've literally passed, what, ten other houses?

Isn't it, I don't know, a hassle to backtrack?

We'll get to them in due time, alright? Don't worry about that.

I know the owner of this house.

This is a great opportunity for your training.

That's all I want here.

It's for you to start on a high note. Because this door-to-door business can

be pretty demotivating, alright?

You ready? Yeah. Alright, let me have a look at you.

Let's do it.

Well, hello, James.

Miss Carlson, how nice to see you again.

You too.

This is Adam, our newest member.

Well, hello, dear.

Hi.

Do you mind if we come in and help you, or help to spread the word of the word?

Of course you can come in.

I've heard James here spread the gospel many times.

It'll be interesting to hear how you do it.

Follow me.

You picked a beautiful day to make your rounds at the neighborhood, gentleman.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a minute, I'll be back with some refreshments,

boy. All right, home.

Isn't that disrespectful?

What? No.

Miss Carlton's cool.

Me and me old buddy used to come here all the time, man.

And she still hasn't been converted yet?

No.

So why come here over and over again if she's not interested?

There's a lot of other reasons to come here.

What do you mean?

Look. You got a lot to learn.

So let me break it down for you.

The church is set up like this so that we're accountable.

Alright? And to keep us on our path and on our mission. Right?

Right? Okay. So say you do something that you don't want the church to know

about. Alright?

If you don't tell anybody, I can always choose to look the other way.

So if you keep your mouth shut, It'll be our little secret.

Really? Uh, I guess so.

Yeah.

That's the beauty of the buddy system.

As long as you and me have each other's back, we can do anything we want.

Anything we want?

Anything we want.

Like what?

Like that.

Man, Kyle.

Is that new lingerie? It looks amazing.

Thank you, dear.

Very hot. Very hot, huh?

My silly husband thought it was for him.

What's going on here?

Hey, come on now, all right? Look, we're normally very dedicated to the cause

here, all right? We have to think of Miss Carlton as a little pit stop, okay?

Like an afternoon nap or, you know, a little cheat meal, okay? It's just a

pick-me-up between our normal duties.

You and...

Her? But she's a married woman.

This literally goes against everything that we've... This is what I was telling

you earlier, okay?

Who's going to know, right?

She's not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. The only thing left to know is, are you going to

say anything?

Right?

You'd be ashamed to lose our little arrangement.

I know, I know.

I think you would really like it.

Try it.

Would you say your name once?

Okay,

fine. But, James, I won't say anything unless

I'm asked.

But I won't lie, and I won't participate.

Final. Shall we?

Don't you turn away. You look boy.

Oh...

to be going before those bells?

I have my mouth full. We could knock on a thousand doors out there and get two

god damn signals. It's not going to make any difference, alright?

We're doing the Lord's work here.

You don't want to take your pants off?

Come on now.

You love fucking pants.

Get your fucking dick.

Get your dick off.

Jesus, I want you to.

Dripping like the fountain in the Garden of Eden. You hear that?

Come on, Adam.

This is a religious woman. God-fearing.

Gotta exercise the demons out of her at least once a month. Come on, man.

Adam, you're missing out now.

This is your eve.

This could be your eve.

Oh.

Yeah. You're missing out.

This is the best pussy in all of the valley.

Oh, sweetie.

Of the religions, anyway.

And nobody's going to say anything?

Nobody.

This is our secret. My mouth is going to be full.

Your mouth is going to be full.

Get involved, brother.

You're already doing the war tape, right?

Amen.

The Lord has blessed this young man with a fine trophy.

I really am so glad they sent you guys in pairs.

Helping the local community.

As long as we're still doing the work where it matters, right? That's right.

That's how I did it in the days of Christ.

Jason and all the homies.

Oh, my God.

I hate you.

Oh,

boy.

Oh, my

God.

Let's change positions.

You got something to make yourself comfortable.

Oh, yeah.

Now he's a little better.

Have you met that fellow before?

You know what he likes.

The best disciple you'll have.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Told you he'd enjoy it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Are you a little more proud?

Oh, yes.

Boy, I'll bang the sins out of you.

Yes.

Is that how we get rid of the sin?

Yes.

Banging the bad in the cell.

There you

go.

Oh, God.

Okay, now that it's been properly anointed.

Thank you.

What a sweet young man you are.

Beautiful, beautiful car.

Oh, Christ.

You can't take it from behind.

Thank you.

And with you working together, you really are making the world a better

place.

Jesus needed 12 disciples. I don't need one.

Amen to that.

The church gave them to me.

Teach them hope.

There you go.

You've got to be the devil in them themselves.

There you go.

Thank you.

I'm crying.

I love that.

Nice lady, nice house, nice work.

Oh, it is nice work.

Look at how much her husband donates.

Church.

Pop five contributors all year.

Wow. All year.

We definitely got to get rid of the country.

Don't know what you think. How's Madonna?

Oh, you bet.

You bet.

Please. Oh,

now that's nice.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

It's amazing.

Yes. Yes.

I can't let you out of here without the claim to remember that.

That wouldn't be fair.

Oh, God!

Oh, sorry.

I think we've converted.

Converted.

It's a real do-gooder now.

It happily does me good.

Told you Ms. Harkin's the best.

Yeah.

You converted me.

So does this happen every time we come here?

Every time.

Once the husband's not home. Once the husband's not home, we're going to clear

it.

You're right.

What are you doing?

You could have me a little hungry if you'd come.

But I want one last ride.

Oh, fuck!

I want one last ride.

What do you want me to do?

The boy's the boy of the choice.

Oh, my.

Truly an abundant paradise.

Yeah. Oh.

I'm gonna get some of that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Why?

The devil's danger.

Thank you, mister.

be plenty more new blood coming in now next month. My old partner will be

coming in with his new party and then I'll be bringing more back to you next

month also.

Well, perfect. You boys are welcome back here anytime.

The Lord provide.

The Lord provide.