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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:05,471 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:45,143 >> FRIENDS, TODAY'S SERMON IS DIRECTED TOWARD THAT VERY BLESSED PORTION OF THE 3 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:47,212 IS DIRECTED TOWARD THAT VERY BLESSED PORTION OF THE CONGREGATION--THE MARRIED 4 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,713 BLESSED PORTION OF THE CONGREGATION--THE MARRIED COUPLE. 5 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,148 CONGREGATION--THE MARRIED COUPLE. EVEN AS A SINGLE MAN, I CAN 6 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,350 COUPLE. EVEN AS A SINGLE MAN, I CAN APPRECIATE FROM AFAR THE 7 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,086 EVEN AS A SINGLE MAN, I CAN APPRECIATE FROM AFAR THE JOYOUSNESS AND COMFORT THAT MUST 8 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,488 APPRECIATE FROM AFAR THE JOYOUSNESS AND COMFORT THAT MUST BE EXPERIENCED IN HAVING A MATE 9 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,290 JOYOUSNESS AND COMFORT THAT MUST BE EXPERIENCED IN HAVING A MATE TO ACCOMPANY YOU THROUGH THIS 10 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,992 BE EXPERIENCED IN HAVING A MATE TO ACCOMPANY YOU THROUGH THIS VERY SCARY LIFE. 11 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:01,025 TO ACCOMPANY YOU THROUGH THIS VERY SCARY LIFE. >> DRINK! 12 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,294 VERY SCARY LIFE. >> DRINK! >> THAT IS WHY WHEN I DO 13 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,962 >> DRINK! >> THAT IS WHY WHEN I DO OCCASIONALLY WITNESS A 14 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,564 >> THAT IS WHY WHEN I DO OCCASIONALLY WITNESS A TRANSGRESSION BY A HUSBAND 15 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,766 OCCASIONALLY WITNESS A TRANSGRESSION BY A HUSBAND TOWARD HIS WIFE, I THINK TO 16 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,268 TRANSGRESSION BY A HUSBAND TOWARD HIS WIFE, I THINK TO MYSELF, "THAT MAN DOESN'T KNOW 17 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,704 TOWARD HIS WIFE, I THINK TO MYSELF, "THAT MAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW GOOD HE HAS IT. 18 00:01:11,706 --> 00:01:12,971 MYSELF, "THAT MAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW GOOD HE HAS IT. I SHOULD BE WITH HER TO SHOW HER 19 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:15,540 HOW GOOD HE HAS IT. I SHOULD BE WITH HER TO SHOW HER WHAT A REAL HUSBAND IS LIKE." 20 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,075 I SHOULD BE WITH HER TO SHOW HER WHAT A REAL HUSBAND IS LIKE." PEOPLE SAY, "BUT, REVEREND, 21 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,042 WHAT A REAL HUSBAND IS LIKE." PEOPLE SAY, "BUT, REVEREND, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE WITH 22 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:18,811 PEOPLE SAY, "BUT, REVEREND, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE WITH WOMEN ANYWAY. 23 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:20,012 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE WITH WOMEN ANYWAY. WHAT'S THE DIFF?" 24 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:22,114 WOMEN ANYWAY. WHAT'S THE DIFF?" "NO," I SAY. 25 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,048 WHAT'S THE DIFF?" "NO," I SAY. "I'M NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST. 26 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,083 "NO," I SAY. "I'M NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST. I'M PROTESTANT. 27 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:25,918 "I'M NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST. I'M PROTESTANT. I PLAY THE FIELD LIKE ANYONE 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,585 I'M PROTESTANT. I PLAY THE FIELD LIKE ANYONE ELSE. 29 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,453 I PLAY THE FIELD LIKE ANYONE ELSE. BUT IT'S HARD. 30 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,688 ELSE. BUT IT'S HARD. WOMEN LIKE RENEGADES. 31 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:30,555 BUT IT'S HARD. WOMEN LIKE RENEGADES. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 32 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:31,456 WOMEN LIKE RENEGADES. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? REINVENT MYSELF?" 33 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,225 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? REINVENT MYSELF?" [MUMBLING] 34 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:43,736 ANYWAY, WHEN A MAN AND WOMAN ARE JOINED TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY, THEY BECOME ONE AND 35 00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:45,670 ARE JOINED TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY, THEY BECOME ONE AND PRAY AS ONE, AND THAT CUTS DOWN 36 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,706 MATRIMONY, THEY BECOME ONE AND PRAY AS ONE, AND THAT CUTS DOWN ON THE CRAZY AMOUNT OF PRAYERS 37 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,841 PRAY AS ONE, AND THAT CUTS DOWN ON THE CRAZY AMOUNT OF PRAYERS OUT THERE. 38 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:51,744 ON THE CRAZY AMOUNT OF PRAYERS OUT THERE. SO, I SAY UNTO YOU, HUSBANDS, 39 00:01:51,746 --> 00:01:53,846 OUT THERE. SO, I SAY UNTO YOU, HUSBANDS, BE GOOD TO YOUR WIVES. 40 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,514 SO, I SAY UNTO YOU, HUSBANDS, BE GOOD TO YOUR WIVES. GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED, 41 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,749 BE GOOD TO YOUR WIVES. GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED, AND THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN 42 00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:58,450 GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED, AND THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN WILL BE AT HAND. 43 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,418 AND THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN WILL BE AT HAND. AMEN. 44 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,219 WILL BE AT HAND. AMEN. >> AMEN. 45 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,721 AMEN. >> AMEN. >> THE FRENCH PEOPLE WERE SOME 46 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,122 >> AMEN. >> THE FRENCH PEOPLE WERE SOME OF THE FOREIGNERS WHO WERE 47 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,790 >> THE FRENCH PEOPLE WERE SOME OF THE FOREIGNERS WHO WERE ACTUALLY OUR ALLIES DURING THE 48 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,725 OF THE FOREIGNERS WHO WERE ACTUALLY OUR ALLIES DURING THE WAR. 49 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,026 ACTUALLY OUR ALLIES DURING THE WAR. CAN ANYONE TELL ME SOME OTHER 50 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,694 WAR. CAN ANYONE TELL ME SOME OTHER WAYS WORLD WAR II WAS BAD? 51 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,296 CAN ANYONE TELL ME SOME OTHER WAYS WORLD WAR II WAS BAD? [BELL RINGS] 52 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,130 WAYS WORLD WAR II WAS BAD? [BELL RINGS] ALL RIGHT. 53 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:12,997 [BELL RINGS] ALL RIGHT. WE'LL RESUME THIS LESSON 54 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,667 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL RESUME THIS LESSON TOMORROW. 55 00:02:14,669 --> 00:02:16,000 WE'LL RESUME THIS LESSON TOMORROW. >> MISS SCULTPHAM, I HAVE A 56 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:16,801 TOMORROW. >> MISS SCULTPHAM, I HAVE A QUESTION. 57 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,770 >> MISS SCULTPHAM, I HAVE A QUESTION. >> YOU HEARD THE BELL, OREL. 58 00:02:17,772 --> 00:02:19,838 QUESTION. >> YOU HEARD THE BELL, OREL. NO MORE LEARNING TODAY. 59 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:27,079 >> WANT TO PLAY, OREL? >> NO. CAN'T, DOUGHY. 60 00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:28,513 >> NO. CAN'T, DOUGHY. I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT MAKES 61 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,082 CAN'T, DOUGHY. I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT MAKES A WOMAN HAPPY, SO THAT WHEN I 62 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,916 I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT MAKES A WOMAN HAPPY, SO THAT WHEN I GET MARRIED, MY WIFE AND I WILL 63 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,152 A WOMAN HAPPY, SO THAT WHEN I GET MARRIED, MY WIFE AND I WILL ABLE TO COMBINE OUR PRAYERS. 64 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,688 GET MARRIED, MY WIFE AND I WILL ABLE TO COMBINE OUR PRAYERS. >> OH, GOOD IDEA. 65 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,155 ABLE TO COMBINE OUR PRAYERS. >> OH, GOOD IDEA. >> HEY, I BET MISS CENSORDOLL 66 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,791 >> OH, GOOD IDEA. >> HEY, I BET MISS CENSORDOLL THE LIBRARIAN WOULD KNOW. 67 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,159 >> HEY, I BET MISS CENSORDOLL THE LIBRARIAN WOULD KNOW. >> MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY? 68 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,526 THE LIBRARIAN WOULD KNOW. >> MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY? WHO PUT SUCH FILTHY IDEAS 69 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:42,561 >> MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY? WHO PUT SUCH FILTHY IDEAS IN YOUR HEAD? 70 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,495 WHO PUT SUCH FILTHY IDEAS IN YOUR HEAD? >> REVEREND PUTTY. 71 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,529 IN YOUR HEAD? >> REVEREND PUTTY. >> PUTTY, EH? 72 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,330 >> REVEREND PUTTY. >> PUTTY, EH? HMM. 73 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,264 >> PUTTY, EH? HMM. WELL, A LITTLE PICKETING IN 74 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,299 HMM. WELL, A LITTLE PICKETING IN FRONT OF THE HOLY BUILDING 75 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,067 WELL, A LITTLE PICKETING IN FRONT OF THE HOLY BUILDING SHOULD COOL HIS ARDOR. 76 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,602 FRONT OF THE HOLY BUILDING SHOULD COOL HIS ARDOR. THANKS FOR TESTIFYING, OREL. 77 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,736 SHOULD COOL HIS ARDOR. THANKS FOR TESTIFYING, OREL. YOU'RE DISMISSED. 78 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:52,504 THANKS FOR TESTIFYING, OREL. YOU'RE DISMISSED. >> BUT-- 79 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,406 YOU'RE DISMISSED. >> BUT-- >> I SAID YOU'RE DISMISSED. 80 00:02:56,976 --> 00:03:02,046 >> CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN. >> HEY, MOM. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 81 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:02,747 >> HEY, MOM. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. >> CAN'T YOU TALK TO YOUR 82 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,448 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. >> CAN'T YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER? 83 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:04,649 >> CAN'T YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER? I'M VERY BUSY. 84 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:05,650 FATHER? I'M VERY BUSY. THESE CLEANING PRODUCTS ARE 85 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:06,551 I'M VERY BUSY. THESE CLEANING PRODUCTS ARE FILTHY. 86 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:07,319 THESE CLEANING PRODUCTS ARE FILTHY. >> BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE 87 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,286 FILTHY. >> BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET TO HEAVEN. 88 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,688 >> BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET TO HEAVEN. >> IT'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. 89 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,622 I GET TO HEAVEN. >> IT'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. AFTER THIS, I NEED TO SWEEP 90 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,157 >> IT'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. AFTER THIS, I NEED TO SWEEP THE UPSTAIRS VACUUM CLEANER. 91 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:13,959 AFTER THIS, I NEED TO SWEEP THE UPSTAIRS VACUUM CLEANER. >> OH, OK. 92 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,795 >> [GRUNTING] 93 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:22,601 SON OF A-- [KNOCK ON DOOR] YEAH? 94 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,668 [KNOCK ON DOOR] YEAH? >> HEY, DAD. 95 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,636 YEAH? >> HEY, DAD. >> WHAT'S UP, KIDDO? 96 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,870 >> HEY, DAD. >> WHAT'S UP, KIDDO? >> I WAS WONDERING WHAT'S 97 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,172 >> WHAT'S UP, KIDDO? >> I WAS WONDERING WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT 98 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,741 >> I WAS WONDERING WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR WIFE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY? 99 00:03:28,743 --> 00:03:30,075 THE BEST WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR WIFE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY? >> WELL, I SUPPOSE THE BEST WAY 100 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,443 YOUR WIFE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY? >> WELL, I SUPPOSE THE BEST WAY TO KNOW WHAT ANY WOMAN NEEDS IS 101 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,811 >> WELL, I SUPPOSE THE BEST WAY TO KNOW WHAT ANY WOMAN NEEDS IS TO READ ABOUT WHAT OTHER MEN 102 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,112 TO KNOW WHAT ANY WOMAN NEEDS IS TO READ ABOUT WHAT OTHER MEN THINK WOMEN NEED. 103 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:34,947 TO READ ABOUT WHAT OTHER MEN THINK WOMEN NEED. >> WHAT KIND OF MEN? 104 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,214 THINK WOMEN NEED. >> WHAT KIND OF MEN? >> MEN WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN 105 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,616 >> WHAT KIND OF MEN? >> MEN WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN HURT AND SCARRED. 106 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:38,751 >> MEN WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN HURT AND SCARRED. MEN WHO DON'T WANT OTHER MEN TO 107 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:40,619 HURT AND SCARRED. MEN WHO DON'T WANT OTHER MEN TO GO THROUGH THE SAME TRAUMAS. 108 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,620 MEN WHO DON'T WANT OTHER MEN TO GO THROUGH THE SAME TRAUMAS. THERE'S A RICH AMOUNT OF 109 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:42,787 GO THROUGH THE SAME TRAUMAS. THERE'S A RICH AMOUNT OF INFORMATION OUT THERE IN 110 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,122 THERE'S A RICH AMOUNT OF INFORMATION OUT THERE IN MAGAZINES DEVOTED TO THESE 111 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:44,889 INFORMATION OUT THERE IN MAGAZINES DEVOTED TO THESE THINGS. 112 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:45,990 MAGAZINES DEVOTED TO THESE THINGS. >> WOW. 113 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,459 THINGS. >> WOW. HMM. 114 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,294 >> WOW. HMM. OH. 115 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,228 HMM. OH. HUH. 116 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,830 OH. HUH. >> UM, THE COMICS MIGHT BE 117 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,498 HUH. >> UM, THE COMICS MIGHT BE A LITTLE HEADY IN THAT MAGAZINE, 118 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,366 >> UM, THE COMICS MIGHT BE A LITTLE HEADY IN THAT MAGAZINE, OREL. 119 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,768 A LITTLE HEADY IN THAT MAGAZINE, OREL. >> THAT'S OK, MR. FIGURELLI. 120 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:57,069 OREL. >> THAT'S OK, MR. FIGURELLI. I'M READING THE ARTICLES. 121 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:57,870 >> THAT'S OK, MR. FIGURELLI. I'M READING THE ARTICLES. >> IN THAT THING? 122 00:03:57,872 --> 00:03:58,671 I'M READING THE ARTICLES. >> IN THAT THING? WHY? 123 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,105 >> IN THAT THING? WHY? >> BECAUSE I WANT MY PRAYERS TO 124 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,506 WHY? >> BECAUSE I WANT MY PRAYERS TO ALWAYS BE HEARD. 125 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:02,975 >> BECAUSE I WANT MY PRAYERS TO ALWAYS BE HEARD. >> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 126 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:03,942 ALWAYS BE HEARD. >> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, TRY THIS ONE. 127 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,678 >> OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, TRY THIS ONE. IT'S A MORALTON FAVORITE. 128 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,413 TRY THIS ONE. IT'S A MORALTON FAVORITE. >> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI. 129 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,147 IT'S A MORALTON FAVORITE. >> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI. [GASPS] 130 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,550 >> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI. [GASPS] GOSH! 131 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:22,394 >> � OTHER GUYS' TONGUES HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH YEAH, OTHER GUYS' TONGUES 132 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,229 HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH YEAH, OTHER GUYS' TONGUES HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH 133 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,198 YEAH, OTHER GUYS' TONGUES HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH BUT THAT'S OK 134 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,600 HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH BUT THAT'S OK 'CAUSE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH 135 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,302 BUT THAT'S OK 'CAUSE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH AND OTHER GIRLS' TONGUES 136 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,437 'CAUSE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH AND OTHER GIRLS' TONGUES HAVE BEEN IN MY MOUTH... � 137 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,271 AND OTHER GIRLS' TONGUES HAVE BEEN IN MY MOUTH... � >> EXCUSE ME. 138 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,773 HAVE BEEN IN MY MOUTH... � >> EXCUSE ME. >> HEY. 139 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,940 >> EXCUSE ME. >> HEY. >> YOU'RE SHORT. 140 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,841 >> HEY. >> YOU'RE SHORT. >> OH, YEAH. 141 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:37,576 >> YOU'RE SHORT. >> OH, YEAH. >> DON'T SWEAT IT. 142 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:38,610 >> OH, YEAH. >> DON'T SWEAT IT. I LIKE SHORTIES. 143 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,578 >> DON'T SWEAT IT. I LIKE SHORTIES. >> THANKS. 144 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,412 I LIKE SHORTIES. >> THANKS. I NEED TO GET SOMETHING 145 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,780 >> THANKS. I NEED TO GET SOMETHING FOR MY WIFE. 146 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,015 I NEED TO GET SOMETHING FOR MY WIFE. >> YOUR WIFE, HUH? 147 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:43,848 FOR MY WIFE. >> YOUR WIFE, HUH? ANY KIDS? 148 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:44,449 >> YOUR WIFE, HUH? ANY KIDS? >> NO. 149 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,650 ANY KIDS? >> NO. JUST ME. 150 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,618 >> NO. JUST ME. I MEAN-- 151 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,419 JUST ME. I MEAN-- >> MM-HMM. 152 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,287 I MEAN-- >> MM-HMM. WHAT DO YOU NEED? 153 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,187 >> MM-HMM. WHAT DO YOU NEED? >> I WOULD LIKE A PIERCING 154 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,823 WHAT DO YOU NEED? >> I WOULD LIKE A PIERCING THAT WILL... 155 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,391 >> I WOULD LIKE A PIERCING THAT WILL... INCREASE THE PLEASURE 156 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,525 THAT WILL... INCREASE THE PLEASURE OF INTERCOURSE. 157 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,693 INCREASE THE PLEASURE OF INTERCOURSE. >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT 158 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,794 OF INTERCOURSE. >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR ONE OF THOSE? 159 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:56,861 >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR ONE OF THOSE? >> PLEASE, MA'AM. 160 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,463 FOR ONE OF THOSE? >> PLEASE, MA'AM. IT MEANS SO MUCH. 161 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,565 >> PLEASE, MA'AM. IT MEANS SO MUCH. >> WELL, IN THIS TOWN, I GUESS 162 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:01,466 IT MEANS SO MUCH. >> WELL, IN THIS TOWN, I GUESS I COULD HAVE USED SOMEONE 163 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,335 >> WELL, IN THIS TOWN, I GUESS I COULD HAVE USED SOMEONE LIKE ME WHEN I WAS YOUR HEIGHT. 164 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:04,469 I COULD HAVE USED SOMEONE LIKE ME WHEN I WAS YOUR HEIGHT. OK, KID. 165 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,171 LIKE ME WHEN I WAS YOUR HEIGHT. OK, KID. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRINCE 166 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,105 OK, KID. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRINCE ALBERT. 167 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:07,940 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRINCE ALBERT. >> PRINCE ALBERT? 168 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:08,741 ALBERT. >> PRINCE ALBERT? >> THAT'S RIGHT. 169 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:09,574 >> PRINCE ALBERT? >> THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GONNA PUT ONE OF THESE 170 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:10,775 >> THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GONNA PUT ONE OF THESE THROUGH YOUR JOHNSTON. 171 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:11,944 I'M GONNA PUT ONE OF THESE THROUGH YOUR JOHNSTON. THEN WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY TALL 172 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:13,345 THROUGH YOUR JOHNSTON. THEN WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO DRIVE IT HOME, YOUR 173 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,979 THEN WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO DRIVE IT HOME, YOUR GOOD LADY WIFE WILL BE SQUEALING 174 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,214 ENOUGH TO DRIVE IT HOME, YOUR GOOD LADY WIFE WILL BE SQUEALING LIKE SHE'S WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY 175 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,182 GOOD LADY WIFE WILL BE SQUEALING LIKE SHE'S WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PANTYHOSE. 176 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:17,950 LIKE SHE'S WON A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PANTYHOSE. >> WOW. 177 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:19,117 OF PANTYHOSE. >> WOW. A YEAR'S? 178 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,485 >> WOW. A YEAR'S? SOUNDS PERFECT! 179 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,486 A YEAR'S? SOUNDS PERFECT! LET'S DO IT. 180 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,621 SOUNDS PERFECT! LET'S DO IT. >> HOORAY FOR ME. 181 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,356 LET'S DO IT. >> HOORAY FOR ME. LET'S GO IN THE BACK. 182 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,858 >> HOORAY FOR ME. LET'S GO IN THE BACK. DROP TROU AND HOP ON THE TABLE. 183 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:26,959 LET'S GO IN THE BACK. DROP TROU AND HOP ON THE TABLE. >> DROP TROU? 184 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:27,760 DROP TROU AND HOP ON THE TABLE. >> DROP TROU? >> YEAH. 185 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,560 >> DROP TROU? >> YEAH. I CAN'T PIERCE YOU THROUGH YOUR 186 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,629 >> YEAH. I CAN'T PIERCE YOU THROUGH YOUR TIGHTY WHITIES. 187 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:40,338 >> [GULPS] SO, ARE YOU MARRIED? >> NO. 188 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,806 SO, ARE YOU MARRIED? >> NO. >> OH, BUT GOD NEEDS YOU 189 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,041 >> NO. >> OH, BUT GOD NEEDS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND TO BE ONE 190 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,143 >> OH, BUT GOD NEEDS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND TO BE ONE SO HE'LL LISTEN TO YOUR PRAYERS? 191 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,344 AND YOUR HUSBAND TO BE ONE SO HE'LL LISTEN TO YOUR PRAYERS? >> GOD? 192 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,613 SO HE'LL LISTEN TO YOUR PRAYERS? >> GOD? YOU ARE ADORABLE. 193 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,515 >> GOD? YOU ARE ADORABLE. >> YOW! 194 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,383 YOU ARE ADORABLE. >> YOW! >> THAT SCREAM-- 195 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,719 >> YOW! >> THAT SCREAM-- THAT MEANS IT WORKED. 196 00:05:59,925 --> 00:06:04,929 >> [GROANING] WHAT HAPPENED? MY JOHNSTON! 197 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:05,830 WHAT HAPPENED? MY JOHNSTON! >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER. 198 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:06,965 MY JOHNSTON! >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER. SHE'S FINE. 199 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,233 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER. SHE'S FINE. I PLATONICALLY APPLIED SOME 200 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,902 SHE'S FINE. I PLATONICALLY APPLIED SOME SALVE TO THE SENSITIVE AREAS. 201 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:10,835 I PLATONICALLY APPLIED SOME SALVE TO THE SENSITIVE AREAS. >> OH. 202 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,404 SALVE TO THE SENSITIVE AREAS. >> OH. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DIFFERENT FROM 203 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,206 >> OH. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER LADIES HERE IN MORALTON. 204 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,340 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER LADIES HERE IN MORALTON. >> NO. 205 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,141 OTHER LADIES HERE IN MORALTON. >> NO. >> YEAH. 206 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,442 >> NO. >> YEAH. WELL, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING-- 207 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,543 >> YEAH. WELL, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO 208 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,644 WELL, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE YOU. 209 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:20,745 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE YOU. >> PIERCED? 210 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:21,546 DESCRIBE YOU. >> PIERCED? >> NO. 211 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,548 >> PIERCED? >> NO. I MEAN, YOUR PERSONALITY. 212 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,049 >> NO. I MEAN, YOUR PERSONALITY. IT'S NOT LIKE MY TEACHER 213 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,119 I MEAN, YOUR PERSONALITY. IT'S NOT LIKE MY TEACHER OR MY MOM OR MY LIBRARIAN. 214 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:27,986 IT'S NOT LIKE MY TEACHER OR MY MOM OR MY LIBRARIAN. YOU ARE-- 215 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,588 OR MY MOM OR MY LIBRARIAN. YOU ARE-- >> UH, WARM? 216 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,823 YOU ARE-- >> UH, WARM? >> YEAH. 217 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:31,990 >> UH, WARM? >> YEAH. WARM. 218 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,792 >> YEAH. WARM. YOU REALLY STAND OUT THAT WAY. 219 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,293 WARM. YOU REALLY STAND OUT THAT WAY. >> HMM. 220 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:35,994 YOU REALLY STAND OUT THAT WAY. >> HMM. OK. 221 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:36,829 >> HMM. OK. YOU'RE DONE. 222 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:37,996 OK. YOU'RE DONE. >> THANKS. 223 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:38,963 YOU'RE DONE. >> THANKS. DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING 224 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:39,998 >> THANKS. DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING SPECIAL? 225 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,734 DO I NEED TO DO ANYTHING SPECIAL? >> APART FROM KEEPING IT CLEAN, 226 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:43,135 SPECIAL? >> APART FROM KEEPING IT CLEAN, JUST TRY NOT TO DO ANY SPLITS 227 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,403 >> APART FROM KEEPING IT CLEAN, JUST TRY NOT TO DO ANY SPLITS ON THE WAY HOME. 228 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,038 JUST TRY NOT TO DO ANY SPLITS ON THE WAY HOME. >> THANK YOU, UM-- 229 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,205 ON THE WAY HOME. >> THANK YOU, UM-- >> STEPHANIE. 230 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,173 >> THANK YOU, UM-- >> STEPHANIE. >> I'M OREL.. 231 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,408 >> STEPHANIE. >> I'M OREL.. >> A PLEASURE, OREL. 232 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,409 >> I'M OREL.. >> A PLEASURE, OREL. TAKE CARE. 233 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:51,176 >> A PLEASURE, OREL. TAKE CARE. AND HERE. 234 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:51,844 TAKE CARE. AND HERE. HAVE A BOTTLE OF THIS 235 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:52,677 AND HERE. HAVE A BOTTLE OF THIS ON THE HOUSE. 236 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:53,412 HAVE A BOTTLE OF THIS ON THE HOUSE. IT'LL HELP WITH THE INITIAL 237 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,346 ON THE HOUSE. IT'LL HELP WITH THE INITIAL SORENESS. 238 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:55,780 IT'LL HELP WITH THE INITIAL SORENESS. >> GEE, THANKS, STEPHANIE. 239 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,082 SORENESS. >> GEE, THANKS, STEPHANIE. BYE. 240 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,683 >> GEE, THANKS, STEPHANIE. BYE. OW. 241 00:06:58,685 --> 00:06:59,984 BYE. OW. OOH. 242 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,886 OW. OOH. >> [CHATTERING] 243 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,822 OOH. >> [CHATTERING] >> GOOD PRACTICE TODAY, BOYS. 244 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,357 >> [CHATTERING] >> GOOD PRACTICE TODAY, BOYS. NOW LET'S GET THOSE DIRTY BUTTS 245 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,159 >> GOOD PRACTICE TODAY, BOYS. NOW LET'S GET THOSE DIRTY BUTTS IN THE SHOWERS, PRONTO. 246 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:08,593 NOW LET'S GET THOSE DIRTY BUTTS IN THE SHOWERS, PRONTO. >> THANKS, COACH. 247 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,894 IN THE SHOWERS, PRONTO. >> THANKS, COACH. >> GOOD WORK, TOMMY. 248 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:10,995 >> THANKS, COACH. >> GOOD WORK, TOMMY. >> THANKS, COACH. 249 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,431 >> GOOD WORK, TOMMY. >> THANKS, COACH. >> CLEAN YOURSELF UP, BILLY. 250 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,199 >> THANKS, COACH. >> CLEAN YOURSELF UP, BILLY. >> OK, COACH. 251 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,600 >> CLEAN YOURSELF UP, BILLY. >> OK, COACH. >> HIYA, COACH STOPFRAME. 252 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,869 >> OK, COACH. >> HIYA, COACH STOPFRAME. >> GET A MOVE ON... 253 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:17,902 >> HIYA, COACH STOPFRAME. >> GET A MOVE ON... >> OW. 254 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,672 >> GET A MOVE ON... >> OW. >> OREL. 255 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:33,185 CLAY, IT'S DANIELLE. SAW A LITTLE ADDITION TO YOUR SON'S ANATOMY JUST NOW, 256 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:36,354 SAW A LITTLE ADDITION TO YOUR SON'S ANATOMY JUST NOW, AND I'M HOPING IT'S NOT GENETIC. 257 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,423 SON'S ANATOMY JUST NOW, AND I'M HOPING IT'S NOT GENETIC. [CHUCKLES] 258 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,524 AND I'M HOPING IT'S NOT GENETIC. [CHUCKLES] >> OOH! 259 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:40,459 [CHUCKLES] >> OOH! >> HEY, OREL. 260 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,260 >> OOH! >> HEY, OREL. HOW'S MRS. JOHNSTON'S NEW HAT? 261 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,728 >> HEY, OREL. HOW'S MRS. JOHNSTON'S NEW HAT? >> OH, WELL, SHE'S JUST GREAT, 262 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:44,496 HOW'S MRS. JOHNSTON'S NEW HAT? >> OH, WELL, SHE'S JUST GREAT, STEPHANIE. 263 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,865 >> OH, WELL, SHE'S JUST GREAT, STEPHANIE. IT'S BARELY INTOLERABLE. 264 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,067 STEPHANIE. IT'S BARELY INTOLERABLE. UM, I WAS WONDERING. 265 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:49,968 IT'S BARELY INTOLERABLE. UM, I WAS WONDERING. DO YOU NEED ANYONE TO HELP 266 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,203 UM, I WAS WONDERING. DO YOU NEED ANYONE TO HELP OUT AROUND THE SHOP-- 267 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,671 DO YOU NEED ANYONE TO HELP OUT AROUND THE SHOP-- FOR WHEN IT GETS BUSY? 268 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,405 OUT AROUND THE SHOP-- FOR WHEN IT GETS BUSY? >> BUSY? 269 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,339 FOR WHEN IT GETS BUSY? >> BUSY? THIS STORE? 270 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,940 >> BUSY? THIS STORE? IN MORALTON? 271 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:56,909 THIS STORE? IN MORALTON? >> WHAT? 272 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,143 IN MORALTON? >> WHAT? HEY, HEY, IF I GET ANOTHER 273 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,544 >> WHAT? HEY, HEY, IF I GET ANOTHER PIERCING, HOW LONG WOULD IT 274 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,312 HEY, HEY, IF I GET ANOTHER PIERCING, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE? 275 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,381 PIERCING, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE? COULD I BE HERE ALL DAY? 276 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:03,215 TAKE? COULD I BE HERE ALL DAY? >> LOOK. 277 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,749 COULD I BE HERE ALL DAY? >> LOOK. I KNOW YOU LIKE IT HERE WITH ME. 278 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,885 >> LOOK. I KNOW YOU LIKE IT HERE WITH ME. I LIKE YOU, TOO, BUT, FACE IT, 279 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,052 I KNOW YOU LIKE IT HERE WITH ME. I LIKE YOU, TOO, BUT, FACE IT, SHORTY, YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME 280 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,254 I LIKE YOU, TOO, BUT, FACE IT, SHORTY, YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME TIME OUT IN THAT SUN IF YOU'RE 281 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,723 SHORTY, YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME TIME OUT IN THAT SUN IF YOU'RE EVER GONNA GROW. 282 00:08:10,725 --> 00:08:12,224 TIME OUT IN THAT SUN IF YOU'RE EVER GONNA GROW. YOU'RE A GOOD KID. 283 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:13,392 EVER GONNA GROW. YOU'RE A GOOD KID. JUST STAY THAT WAY, AND THAT'LL 284 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:14,326 YOU'RE A GOOD KID. JUST STAY THAT WAY, AND THAT'LL BE ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR 285 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,928 JUST STAY THAT WAY, AND THAT'LL BE ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR WOMAN HAPPY. 286 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:16,895 BE ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR WOMAN HAPPY. >> OK. 287 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,731 WOMAN HAPPY. >> OK. OW. 288 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:20,432 >> OK. OW. YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD 289 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,735 OW. YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED. 290 00:08:22,737 --> 00:08:24,869 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED. YOU'D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD MOM. 291 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,271 THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED. YOU'D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD MOM. >> THANKS. 292 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,972 YOU'D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD MOM. >> THANKS. TAKE CARE, OREL. 293 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,441 >> THANKS. TAKE CARE, OREL. >> OW. 294 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,175 TAKE CARE, OREL. >> OW. OOH! 295 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,043 >> OW. OOH! OW! 296 00:08:31,045 --> 00:08:32,144 OOH! OW! >> UH-OH. 297 00:08:32,146 --> 00:08:33,846 OW! >> UH-OH. MATERNAL PANG. 298 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:36,281 >> UH-OH. MATERNAL PANG. [SIGHS] 299 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,349 MATERNAL PANG. [SIGHS] ALL GONE. 300 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,484 [SIGHS] ALL GONE. [TIRES SQUEAL] 301 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,285 ALL GONE. [TIRES SQUEAL] >> HI, DAD. 302 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,053 [TIRES SQUEAL] >> HI, DAD. >> EXPRESS BUS. 303 00:08:41,055 --> 00:08:43,088 >> HI, DAD. >> EXPRESS BUS. ONE WAY ONLY TO MY STUDY. 304 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,689 >> EXPRESS BUS. ONE WAY ONLY TO MY STUDY. PRONTO. 305 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,158 ONE WAY ONLY TO MY STUDY. PRONTO. >> [GULPS] 306 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,659 PRONTO. >> [GULPS] >> REVEREND PUTTY'S MIND IS 307 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,326 >> [GULPS] >> REVEREND PUTTY'S MIND IS SMUTTY. 308 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,394 >> REVEREND PUTTY'S MIND IS SMUTTY. >> BOO! 309 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,262 SMUTTY. >> BOO! >> STAY OUT! 310 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,797 >> BOO! >> STAY OUT! >> SINNER! 311 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:53,998 >> STAY OUT! >> SINNER! >> OREL, I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY 312 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,400 >> SINNER! >> OREL, I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT PERSON. 313 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,469 >> OREL, I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT PERSON. >> BUT, DAD, SHE HAS SUCH 314 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:58,871 FROM THAT PERSON. >> BUT, DAD, SHE HAS SUCH A WARM ATTITUDE. 315 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,739 >> BUT, DAD, SHE HAS SUCH A WARM ATTITUDE. >> WARM ATTITUDE? 316 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,841 A WARM ATTITUDE. >> WARM ATTITUDE? YOU KIDS TODAY AND YOUR SLANG. 317 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:03,708 >> WARM ATTITUDE? YOU KIDS TODAY AND YOUR SLANG. >> IT'S TRUE. 318 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,277 YOU KIDS TODAY AND YOUR SLANG. >> IT'S TRUE. SHE'S VERY PLEASANT. 319 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:06,311 >> IT'S TRUE. SHE'S VERY PLEASANT. >> SON, SHE'S ONLY PLEASANT 320 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,646 SHE'S VERY PLEASANT. >> SON, SHE'S ONLY PLEASANT BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT. 321 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,847 >> SON, SHE'S ONLY PLEASANT BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT. REMEMBER THAT. 322 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,248 BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT. REMEMBER THAT. WHEN YOU'RE NORMAL LIKE EVERYONE 323 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,784 REMEMBER THAT. WHEN YOU'RE NORMAL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE IN MORALTON, YOU HAVE 324 00:09:11,786 --> 00:09:13,051 WHEN YOU'RE NORMAL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE IN MORALTON, YOU HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT BEING 325 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,386 ELSE HERE IN MORALTON, YOU HAVE THE LUXURY OF NOT BEING PLEASANT. 326 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,487 THE LUXURY OF NOT BEING PLEASANT. NOW, WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO GO IN 327 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,721 PLEASANT. NOW, WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO GO IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? 328 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,757 NOW, WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO GO IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? >> WELL, I READ IN THE MAGAZINE 329 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,325 THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? >> WELL, I READ IN THE MAGAZINE THAT A PIERCING ON MY JOHNSTON 330 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,860 >> WELL, I READ IN THE MAGAZINE THAT A PIERCING ON MY JOHNSTON WOULD MAKE MY WIFE HAPPY. 331 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:22,695 THAT A PIERCING ON MY JOHNSTON WOULD MAKE MY WIFE HAPPY. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE. 332 00:09:22,697 --> 00:09:23,628 WOULD MAKE MY WIFE HAPPY. >> YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE. >> I KNOW. 333 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,063 >> YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE. >> I KNOW. BUT YOU KNOW ME, DAD, 334 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,365 >> I KNOW. BUT YOU KNOW ME, DAD, SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO 335 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:28,100 BUT YOU KNOW ME, DAD, SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO START DOING THE RIGHT THING. 336 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:30,168 SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO START DOING THE RIGHT THING. I FIGURED IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO 337 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,303 START DOING THE RIGHT THING. I FIGURED IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO DO GOD'S WORK. 338 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:32,471 I FIGURED IT'S NEVER TOO SOON TO DO GOD'S WORK. >> OREL, WOMEN DON'T NEED ALL 339 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:34,339 DO GOD'S WORK. >> OREL, WOMEN DON'T NEED ALL THESE FANCY BELLS AND WHISTLES 340 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,107 >> OREL, WOMEN DON'T NEED ALL THESE FANCY BELLS AND WHISTLES TO BE HAPPY. 341 00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:35,840 THESE FANCY BELLS AND WHISTLES TO BE HAPPY. >> YEAH. 342 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:36,875 TO BE HAPPY. >> YEAH. I KNOW THAT NOW. 343 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,810 >> YEAH. I KNOW THAT NOW. >> IN FACT, YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T 344 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:39,611 I KNOW THAT NOW. >> IN FACT, YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T CARE ONE LICK ABOUT THAT PART OF 345 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,879 >> IN FACT, YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T CARE ONE LICK ABOUT THAT PART OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 346 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,314 CARE ONE LICK ABOUT THAT PART OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. ALL A WOMAN REALLY NEEDS TO BE 347 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:43,816 OUR RELATIONSHIP. ALL A WOMAN REALLY NEEDS TO BE HAPPY IS A FEW LITTLE HUNGRY 348 00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:45,417 ALL A WOMAN REALLY NEEDS TO BE HAPPY IS A FEW LITTLE HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED AND SOME DIRT TO 349 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,418 HAPPY IS A FEW LITTLE HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED AND SOME DIRT TO CLEAN UP. 350 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,219 MOUTHS TO FEED AND SOME DIRT TO CLEAN UP. >> REALLY? 351 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:48,186 CLEAN UP. >> REALLY? THAT'S IT? 352 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,221 >> REALLY? THAT'S IT? >> YEP. 353 00:09:49,223 --> 00:09:50,589 THAT'S IT? >> YEP. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SMARTER THAN 354 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:51,356 >> YEP. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SMARTER THAN US. 355 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,324 THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SMARTER THAN US. THEY FOUND OUT THE SIMPLE 356 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,193 US. THEY FOUND OUT THE SIMPLE WAY TO BE HAPPY. 357 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:01,100 >> WOW. >> NOW LET'S GO MAKE YOUR MOM EVEN HAPPIER AND EAT HER FOOD. 358 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:10,142 >> � WELL, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF NIGHTS AND YEARS IN MY LIFE SOMETIMES WE GOT LONELY 359 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:12,177 NIGHTS AND YEARS IN MY LIFE SOMETIMES WE GOT LONELY SO WE JUST GOT BY 360 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,946 SOMETIMES WE GOT LONELY SO WE JUST GOT BY AND WE BOTH FELT LOVE 361 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,148 SO WE JUST GOT BY AND WE BOTH FELT LOVE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE 362 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,782 AND WE BOTH FELT LOVE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE AND OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES 363 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,952 FOR SOMEBODY ELSE AND OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES ENDED UP IN OUR MOUTHS 364 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:21,553 AND OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES ENDED UP IN OUR MOUTHS YEAH, OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES 365 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,389 ENDED UP IN OUR MOUTHS YEAH, OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES ENDED UP... � 366 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,692 � IN OUR MOUTHS � 367 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:34,566 � IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE CHEAP IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE BAD THAT WE DID THE BEST WE COULD 368 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:38,403 IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE BAD THAT WE DID THE BEST WE COULD WITH THE THINGS WE HAD 369 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,773 THAT WE DID THE BEST WE COULD WITH THE THINGS WE HAD AND OLD LOVERS AREN'T GHOSTS 370 00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:44,476 WITH THE THINGS WE HAD AND OLD LOVERS AREN'T GHOSTS THEY'RE JUST PART OF WHO WE ARE 371 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,478 AND OLD LOVERS AREN'T GHOSTS THEY'RE JUST PART OF WHO WE ARE AND YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH 372 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,313 THEY'RE JUST PART OF WHO WE ARE AND YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH AND MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH 373 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,347 AND YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH AND MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH YEAH, YOUR TONGUE'S 374 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,148 AND MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH YEAH, YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH 375 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,984 YEAH, YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH AND MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH 376 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:53,686 IN YOUR MOUTH AND MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH MOST OF THE TIME 377 00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:55,353 AND MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH MOST OF THE TIME YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH 378 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,356 MOST OF THE TIME YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH AND MOST OF THE TIME 379 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,325 YOUR TONGUE'S IN YOUR MOUTH AND MOST OF THE TIME MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH � 380 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,626 AND MOST OF THE TIME MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH � [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 381 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,827 MY TONGUE'S IN MY MOUTH � [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 382 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,962 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 383 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,163 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 384 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,632 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --ncicap.org--] 385 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,468 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --ncicap.org--] >> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.53629

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