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I wait for your heart. I reach for the open door.

I know that you hold the promise of something more.

Somebody's praying.

Somebody's trying.

If you hear your spirit say Through my secret window

You will see behind the wall Through

my secret window Whatcha doing?

Can't study anymore.

Bye, Reem.

One more law book.

My brain is going to melt.

What time is it?

I don't know.

About six?

Out. What?

Get out.

I have a surprise for you. Go wait in the bedroom. What is it? I have a

surprise. Just go wait in the bedroom. I'll be out in a minute.

All right, all right already. I can't wait any longer.

What's the surprise?

Hi. Hi.

Um, could you give us a moment, please?

Who's that?

Brian.

I wanted to show you how much I appreciate you.

Because you're going to be a good boy and you're going to go to law school and

you're going to spend the rest of your life with me.

I wanted to give you a special treat.

Her?

I know I said I would never do it, but tonight, only tonight.

You can watch me with another girl.

I called an escort service and arranged it.

What?

That's right.

But if you prefer, and I'm totally serious about this, you can have her.

And I'll watch one or the other. I won't share you or be shared, so

those are your options.

You're absolutely sure?

No matter which one I choose, you won't be upset?

No, no. So make a decision quick before I change my mind.

Oh, man.

I always wanted to watch Monica with another girl.

But I mean, who wouldn't, right?

But then again...

If I do end up marrying Monica, this may be the last chance I ever have to do

another girl myself.

Wow.

Look at that girl.

Smoking hot.

Monica, what is it? What's wrong? You like that way too much.

I'm sorry. I thought you wanted me to.

It's just that I've never been with her before.

You... So what? I don't excite you anymore?

Oh, come on. That's not what I meant.

You have an answer for everything, don't you?

What do you want me to say?

Nothing. I just have to figure out if I want to continue this so-called

relationship, that's all.

You're saying you want to break up over this? No.

I'm just saying that I have to think about it.

Honey, don't forget this whole thing was your idea.

You know what?

I have a new idea. I'm going home.

Monica.

Yo, Brian.

Wake your ass up, buddy.

College is over.

Zach, I'm going to fucking kill you. Come on, man.

Shit. Got four hours to get to Berkeley.

What are you doing this weekend, my man?

I don't know. I got this meeting at Berkeley and then I got to study all

weekend for my law school admissions test Monday.

No, no, no. Fuck that, man.

Connie Canesco just called.

The girls of Lambda Kappa Phi are having an end-of-the-year party, and we are

invited. Lambda Kappa Phi?

Forget it. House full of ice queens, man. No, that's why they're throwing the

party, man.

See, all the girls that don't put out during the year, they get together at

graduation and they make up for lost time.

Forty girls invite a handful of guys. The girls are going to go crazy, man.

The problem is no reasonable offer is refused.

We are invited.

The party is in Malibu.

It's a perfect excuse for one last gondola road trip, man.

Last time I took a road trip with you, I ended up with a tattoo, and it cost me

$800 to get it removed.

That was a great tattoo, man. See?

Listen, Brian, this is the kind of opportunity that only comes around once

in a lifetime. Zach, you don't need any more opportunities, man.

Hang on. Nate, yo, dude.

Dude, I'm just thinking about you, all right?

I mean, you ought to sell a few wild oats before you settle down with old

what's-her-name.

And, man, I'm talking a house full of wild oats.

Zach, I've got my law school admissions test Monday.

That's perfect. We get there in a day. We have the time of our lives. We're

back by Monday morning.

Fine. Let me think about it, all right?

No, I want an answer on this one.

Just think about it, all right?

We leave first thing in the morning.

Hey, Monica, it's me. Pick up.

All right, listen.

I've got to go up to Berkeley, and I won't be back until tonight.

But if you leave me a message, then I'll know you're willing to work things out.

If not, then... Well, I hope you'll call.

I miss you.

You're right, Monica.

Cops in this town are friendly.

I just spent the night getting myself out of a ticket.

He even took me out for donuts this morning.

Hey. What's wrong?

Brian and I got into a fight last night, so I'm writing an apology.

I need you to do me a really big favor.

Bring this over to Brian's place for me.

There's a key underneath the mat.

Why don't you just call him? He's not home, and he has this roommate, Zach,

that is a complete player who's always trying to get Brian to go out and go

horndogging with him. I don't want Zach to see that, so just put it on Brian's

pillow. You should let him do the apologizing, even if it wasn't his

fault.

And this is coming from a girl who's never spent more than one night with the

same guy.

You let yourself get serious with the guy. Next thing you know, you're writing

apologies, and God knows what else. Who needs it? Please, Ashley.

Just please.

Okay.

Things you do for people you love.

Anybody here?

Hi, um, Monica sent me over to borrow some, um, binoculars.

Binoculars? Yeah, Venus is supposed to be out tonight.

Geez, I hate to disappoint you, but, uh, no binoculars here.

Thanks, uh, I'll just be going.

Wait, um, aren't you Monica's friend from back east?

Ashley.

Yeah, I wanted to meet you ever since I saw your picture.

Well, you've met me.

Yeah, and you are more beautiful than your picture.

I didn't think that was possible.

You are the picture of genetic perfection.

Wait a minute, didn't Monica tell you about me?

Actually, she did.

Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Forgive what Monica said, okay?

Why don't we just order a pizza, chill a bottle of tequila.

We get to know each other under a long, hot shower.

Do these lines of yours actually work with women?

You'd be surprised.

Why don't you just get to the point?

The point?

You're a reasonably attractive guy when you're not talking.

So let's try something.

If I like your style, maybe I'll stick around.

No strings, of course.

Yeah, of course not.

Ready?

Thank you.

That was pretty good.

Thank you. It was much better.

Hey, what time is it?

Four o'clock.

Four o'clock? Where did the date go?

You have to ask?

Hey, where are you going?

Job interview.

I'll be modeling in Europe for two months.

Oh.

Do you want to hook up tomorrow? Maybe grab some dinner or something?

Sorry.

This was fun and all, but let's face it, that's all that it was.

No strings, remember?

Yeah, of course.

Bye.

What's up, dude?

Hey, man.

How was your big meeting with the dean?

Okay.

Yeah.

Hey, Monica call?

Nope.

Leave a note?

No.

You gonna race or what? Come on, man.

You're practicing all day. I'm taking you on. Go.

Uh-huh.

Tomorrow morning we're going.

Where?

Malibu.

Yeah.

I want to go to that party. I'm getting laid.

We are so getting laid.

All right.

$300 in cash.

Three bottles of aged tequila.

Traveling music.

Directions for the party.

Sunglasses. Swim trunks. We got it, baby. Let's hit the road.

Right.

What the hell is that?

What are you traveling at?

I'm going up to Congo, man. You look like a dork.

Hey, man, what the hell are we doing, huh?

We're taking this clunker to Malibu and he got a perfectly good Porsche just

begging to hit the road.

Zach, you know, my brother's restoring this car here.

He gave me strict orders not to lay a finger on it.

Who's going to tell him? Are you going to tell him? I'm not going to tell him.

Zach, no.

What if something happened?

Come on, Brian.

Don't be a wuss.

You know, Porsche is a great car and all, but last time I borrowed it, my

brother called the cops. I ended up in a jail cell with a guy named Spooky.

But man, that Porsche.

It's a chick magnet.

This isn't so bad, is it?

It ain't so good either.

How many miles you got on this piece of shit?

Hey, you want to turn around and go back?

No, no, we can turn around and go back if you want. Oh, so you can go make up

with Monica?

No way, man.

You need this trip a hell of a lot more than I do.

So let's get the hell to Malibu.

That's a goddamn loo-loo.

Ha!

He didn't even mention my note.

Oh shit.

What?

You didn't even drop it off?

I meant to, but I ran into Zach and...

Oh, Ashley.

I'm sorry.

I got distracted.

Then if he didn't get the note, then there's still hope.

Oh, we have to stop Brian before he gets to Malibu.

We? Yes, we.

Please, Ashley.

Oh, plus it'll give you a chance to see Zach again.

What makes you think that I want to see him again?

Listen, Brian will be back.

Don't chase after him.

What's this? It's for you.

Okay. Let's go find your man.

Really? And I bet I know exactly where those guys are going. The Lambda Kappa

Phi party.

You are such a genius.

Don't worry.

Those two are never going to make it to Malibu.

You know, you're making a big mistake, buddy.

What are you talking about?

Going to law school instead of coming to New York with me.

Look, man, we've done a lot of great work together, bro.

You know what?

Get that out of my face.

You know, we can make a ton of money with our talents.

Yeah, there's a chance we could, but it's only a chance.

Law school's a sure thing.

No, there are no sure things.

Well, except for the fact that we're going to get laid on this trip.

Really? I promise you, my friend.

All right.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on, man. Let's check this out.

Hello there.

I've been out here all morning. You must be from heaven.

Two angels at your service. Let me get that for you. Oh, I got this. Thanks.

I'm going to Hidden Canyon. That's not too far out of the way, is it? Oh, yeah,

it is, actually.

Hi.

I'd really appreciate a ride.

Can I have a word with you for a sec?

Hey, uh, how far is Hinden Canyon anyway?

Dude, it's a half a day away.

You want to miss the party?

Come on.

You promised me I'd get late on this trip.

We can make up the time. We'll just drive twice as fast.

I don't know, man. She looks like trouble.

I say hell with it.

Oh, because she wants me instead of you?

Please. I'll tell you what. Why don't we flip for it?

Fine. Fine.

Heads, we give her a lift. And tails, we disappoint a ridiculously beautiful girl

who's staring at my crotch as we speak.

Why did I agree to this?

I never win coin tosses.

Maybe Zach's right.

We should be getting to that party.

But did you see the way she was looking at me?

She totally wants me.

Of course, there's no guarantee I'd actually get lucky with her.

But if it comes up heads, I might have to take that as some kind of sign.

Tails.

Tails.

Hey, you know what? I'm really sorry, but we got a long ways to go, and we

just don't have time.

But you know what? Maybe another time, me and you, you know?

I'd rather die.

That girl wanted me.

She just wanted a ride, that's all.

Oh, and you know everything about women, don't you?

Zach, why don't you go get lost for a while?

I'd like to fuck your friend here.

I can't help it.

I got so goddamn wet the first time I saw you.

You're so hot.

Get me through money and jazz Make it loud

Let's go.

Hey, Brad, would you grab my sunglasses?

They're in the bag.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Oh, shit.

What? It's gone.

The bag is gone.

Dude, that bitch must have grabbed it, man.

$300. Our clothes.

Oh, my God.

The directions are in the bag. Shit.

We have to go back.

It's 50 miles back, man. She's going to be long gone by now.

Damn it.

Knew we should have given her a ride.

Zach gave a gift to a girl before.

It's quite an impression on him.

What did Zach do anyway?

Professional student.

You know, I think that eight-year plan.

How well do you know Ashley?

Monica's friend?

Not very.

I know she thinks she's got a gift.

Really? I didn't get that.

We spent a great afternoon together.

Talk, Monson.

Talking? You.

Well, and a few other things.

We've been trying to get Brian to drop out of law school so we can join him in

making new graphic novels, but I actually have one.

There was this publisher in New York that had him do this whole series with

this Dark Sorcerer character, but Brian decided to go to law school. He said,

thank God.

Well, there's a lot of money in that kind of stuff.

He apparently doesn't want it anymore.

And look.

It's Zach's shirt.

Do they like to drive naked?

Maybe they're in some kind of trouble.

Nah. The stuff I fill the car because they're driving so goddamn fast.

You think?

They're guys.

Probably tearing down the road right now going 90 miles an hour.

Dude, there's only one garage in the whole town and nobody's answering.

So who are you calling now?

The party. I'm going to get directions.

Hello?

Hello, hey, yeah, look, it's Zach Kimble here. I was invited to a party there.

Hi, this is Stacy.

Okay, I can barely hear you.

Can you hear me now, Zach?

I hope you guys are on your way.

Most of the guys that we invited didn't even show up. They must have thought we

were kidding.

But you're not, right?

You girls are ready to party, right?

We need guys here now.

A lot of horny girls here, Zach.

We'll be there.

Pizza for Daisy?

Can you fix that goddamn thing or not?

Sorry. Yeah, hello?

I need the address.

The address?

Hello?

Pick around.

I need more than a pizza.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, Zach, I think the gas station's just about a mile ahead. We might as

well just... Dude, I don't care if we gotta push that pizza shit all the way

to Malibu. We gotta get to the party.

Excuse me.

Do you work here?

No. I just like the smell of grease.

Well, you suppose you might be able to help us out?

Well, that depends on what you need.

Well, our jeep broke down just up the street there.

Maybe you have somebody who could help us out?

Where are you boys headed?

We're going to Malibu to a party.

You're going 200 miles for a party?

Yeah, it's supposed to be a real good party.

My sister used to say, sometimes the thing you're searching the hardest for

is right in your own backyard.

Nice of you to hurt her.

Say, what do you do out here all day long all by your lonesome?

It's not as lonely as you think.

Sorry, it's Luther.

Luther? Uh, Zach?

Uh, hey.

Howdy.

Uh, Zach Kimball.

You must be Luther.

Well, uh, I hope you're handy with tools, Luther, because our Jeep broke

down right up the road there. Uh, Brian can show you where it's at.

Excuse me?

I've got to make a call. I've got to get the address to the party.

I'll show you the phone.

Go ahead, honey. I'll have some lemonade waiting for you when you get back. Okay.

Come on.

The phone's broken.

I know.

But you said... I said I'd show you the phone.

I didn't say it worked.

You look like you could use something refreshing.

So you and Luther are... Me and Luther aren't speaking right now, so let's not

speak about him.

He's a mighty big guy.

Not that big, if you know what I mean.

Which is why he should understand.

I have needs.

Needs?

Want to see something nice?

Is that a trick question?

I don't know what happened to it. It just stopped running.

Well, you know.

You can't trust nothing in this world, man.

Nothing and nobody.

Take Erica.

Erica? Yeah. I gotta watch that woman like a hawk.

Of course, it ain't all her fault.

Most fellas go all stupid around her.

Really? Yeah.

And when they treat her disrespectfully, I get upset.

And someone gets hurt.

Bad.

I can't help it.

That's my virginity in a car just like this.

Want to take it for a test drive?

That sounds like fun, but I don't think... Oh, come on.

Let's see what this baby will do.

Yeah, all right.

I'm in the back seat.

What about Luther?

He'll be gone a while.

The man is a lousy mechanic.

There's the problem.

That thing there is broke.

Gotta call down to Mud Junction and try to get another.

You think I have one?

Shit, no.

But what the hell, it's worth a try.

Um...

Come on, let's do it.

How?

What are you doing? We're not finished.

We're not?

You can't stop when I'm this close.

Yeah, but Luther's going to be back any second. I'm almost there, please. I'm

begging you ten more...

I know Brian's usually the one that can't make a decision, but this is a

tough one.

Never leave a woman unsatisfied, that's what I always say.

But I don't really see the end in sight on this one.

And who knows when that gorilla's gonna be back with the monkey wrench.

I'm sorry, Erica, I can't take a chance. Luther's an awfully big fella.

I told you, he's not that big.

Where did that woman get herself to?

Erica!

I wonder where that girl is, man.

Erica!

Erica!

Luther!

Thank God you made it back. How'd it go?

I cannot believe he wouldn't stay and provide the lady with the courtesy of an

orgasm.

What? You brought my baby to the brink?

And you left her there?

Son of a bitch!

This guy's like...

Goddamn mind.

You just stole a car.

Borrowed it, okay?

Wasn't like we had a choice, right?

We didn't do anything. You did.

And I don't want to hear the word we anymore.

Especially when we're pulling this shit.

Just relax, alright?

I feel like busting someone.

Don't you feel like busting somebody?

Do you think this would look good on me?

Those front-class bras, you can't adjust them.

It doesn't matter. I'm a perfect 36C.

Really?

Attention, Unit 1. This is County Dispatch. We have report of a stolen

vehicle. Red Pontiac with the raccoon tail on the aerial. It may be in the

area. Be advised.

Roger, County. We'll leave no stone unturned. Don't you worry.

You keep an eye out for that car.

I feel like busting someone.

As soon as we're done with the car, I'll call him up. I'll tell him where it is,

all right?

I just didn't think it was a good idea to stick around and ask permission, you

know? Huh?

Come on, man. Look at the bike side.

We're traveling in style.

Yeah.

But for how long?

Wake up, Susan Beauty. We're going to bust someone.

Damn it!

You know, I think that Zach is more sensitive than he looks on.

I bet the right girl could turn him into great boyfriend material.

And I don't mean me, of course. Oh, no. Of course not.

Oh, shit.

I forgot my glasses at the gassy.

Will, tell me yourself you're only wearing them to make you look like a

lawyer. Like that's a good thing.

You're right.

I'd rather look like a fucking car thief.

Did you quit worrying about that?

Listen, Zack.

No more craziness, no more distractions, none of that.

We're gonna get to Malibu, enjoy the ladies, and get the hell home.

I'm going to make that test on Monday.

All right, you got it, man, okay?

From here on out, smooth sailing, all right?

Freeze, boys.

On the ground, now.

But we just peed on the ground.

What's illegal to pee around here?

Zip it, smartass.

Let's move over to the stolen vehicle.

Stolen vehicle?

There's got to be a mistake.

Officer.

I should say so.

Now move it. Put your hands in the stolen vehicle, feet back, spread them.

Where are you car-themed headed?

Malibu. We were on our way to a party.

Not anymore.

Anything in there I should know about?

Of course not.

All right, now you two stay put.

Happy now?

Just blunder ahead without any thought for the consequences.

I'll handle this, all right?

By the time I finish with these ladies, they're going to offer some escort to

Malibu.

Excuse me there, ladies.

My name's Zach.

Move it!

Escorted to Malibu, huh?

Keep this up and you're going to get escorted to the electric chair.

We're going to have to wait till morning to file charges, boys.

The judge gets cranky if we disturb him after dinner time.

Of course, he's cranky anyway.

Judge has a real sharp hair up his ass.

Don't be getting any ideas about trying to bust out.

Since Officer Taylor and I have worked here, no one's ever escaped.

No one's even tried.

Just relax.

I'm going to go get out of this bulletproof vest. It's too hot.

Yeah, I'm with you. To hell with regulations.

Thank you, Zach.

Thank you for law school. Thank you for Malibu. Just relax, man.

We're going to figure a way out of this thing, okay?

We left the girls in Malibu, right?

See this?

Enjoy it.

Because it's as close as we're ever going to get the girls again.

The blonde one's kind of cute.

I like the tall, cool glass of water.

My God.

They're talking about us.

He does have a nice ass.

What are we going to do?

What are we going to do? Are you asking me seriously?

We're in a lot to take advantage of us.

Is there an option?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

It's been a long time.

We could sure use some mail company.

Here they come.

Hey, fellas, since we're all going to have to stay here for the night, we

might as well try to get along.

You know what I mean?

Does that sound like a plan to you boys?

Yeah. Are we going to get time off for good behavior?

Unit 1, the mayor's brother is reporting noises at his place again. You'd better

go check it out.

10-4.

Shit, we got to go.

You sit tight.

We'll pick this up when we get back.

You'll be good.

Don't worry, we're not going anywhere.

You know,

these are really great.

Yeah, thanks.

Too bad we never are going to make it to Malibu.

Maybe we are, my friend.

You left the key thing right on the desk.

Duh.

Yeah, but... There's a broom right here, dude. If we want to get out, we are out

of here right now.

Yeah, but to tell you the truth, I was kind of looking forward to those cops

coming back.

Yeah, to tell you the truth, so was I.

I don't know if it's worth facing Judge Harrop at that in the morning, though.

You know, those country people like to throw the book at city folks.

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

So what do you want to do, man? Are we out of here?

I don't know. We should think this through.

It's up to you, man. I'm good either way.

Great.

Either I could add escapee to my rapidly going rap sheet, or I could stay here

and be with a couple of hot policewomen.

Then, of course, I'll end up having to face a judge that sounds like Attila the

Hun.

Fuck it. Let's get out of here.

Yeah, man.

Can't have them all, right?

Parties he gets here, right?

Let's do it.

Here.

All right, you try. I got it, baby.

Fuck. Why would you give me this thing?

Take it, man.

What? We should go back.

What? Are you out of your fucking mind? What for?

I don't know. Becoming fugitive just doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

Dude, a second ago you... I know, I know. I don't know why I said it.

There's this voice inside me.

Only it wasn't my voice.

Bright, make up your fucking mind, all right? All right, all right.

Look, those cops were hot for us, right? Yeah. We go back there, get them off.

Maybe they'll let us off.

Huh? All right, let's get in before they...

Did you have to knock everything off the desk?

Let's

go.

Come on, come on.

Hurry up. It's stuck, man. Just give me a second. Shit, I think that's them.

Give me this thing.

going on here i had to go to the bathroom oh

boys officer casey

here and i have been pretty lonely for male company we're gonna go easy on you

if you're willing to go hard or not

forget it tonight forget it we

like to make the eagle fly

Wee!

So what now?

We hitchhike.

Oh, that's a good idea. A lot of traffic for that.

We walk.

It's a great night for a stroll. Come on.

Great.

I'm never going to make it to the party.

Didn't those cops say there was a restaurant around here somewhere?

Oh, Zach, come on. We don't have time for that.

Oh, how about a cheeseburger? Doesn't that sound good?

Could I tell you something, Officer Taylor?

Sure, Officer Casey.

You know, it was a real turn-on watching you make love.

You just enjoy yourself so much.

Kind of makes me wish I'd come on to you at some point.

Really?

Yeah.

Then come on to me, then.

Hell looks like you'll...

I'm sure the guys are going just fine.

Good evening, officer.

Hi.

We're looking for some friends of ours who might have passed through here.

Um, yes, I'm sorry, friend?

Um, yeah, we found their belongings on the side of the road and thought that

they might be in some kind of trouble.

What kind of trouble?

Did we come at a bad time?

Come?

No, not yet.

Anyways, um, about these guys, one is sweet, kind of virginal, wears glasses,

needs a pin.

The other one's average-looking, nondescript. What are you talking about?

Zach is very attractive.

Not so attractive.

So, a virginal guy with glasses and a plane looking guy. No, I haven't seen

him here.

Are you sure everything's okay?

Yes. Oh, gosh. I think we'll be going.

Thanks for your time.

Yes.

Drinks are free for the contestants.

Contestants?

Yeah, there's room for one more girl, and I think you should do it.

I'm not entering in a wet t-shirt contest.

Why not, Monica?

You'd win easily in a hit song like this.

I could never. No, no. I would die.

Monica, you have great hips.

It took me six months to undress in front of Brian. You do it. I've already

done it.

Last summer in Miami.

I blew the judges away.

But the important thing was the way it made me feel.

Very empowered.

But it did for you.

I still think that you should do it. And I think that you should do it.

I can't believe I'm even considering this. Taking my clothes off in front of

a room full of men.

I had fantasies about being a stripper, but that's just a fantasy, right?

And if Ashley enters, I probably could learn a few things from her.

But then if I enter, I probably could get up there and show those men a couple

things.

I'm sorry, Ashley. I can't.

Okay, fine. I'll do it.

Watch and take notes.

Oh

I am so goddamn hungry, man.

I'll bet you five bucks there's a restaurant right up at those lights.

Yeah, well, it's worth a try, huh?

I'm getting a cheeseburger, man.

I love these old-fashioned country plays.

Woo!

Hey,

can we get a couple of beers?

Hey, should we have time for this?

Yeah, man.

Of course we do.

Take this point away.

That was a good enough beer.

You've got to help me decide.

This blonde is a deafening eye.

I have a feeling there's more to that brunette than meets the eye.

You know what I mean.

Well, you're on your own, okay?

All right.

Hey, can I buy you a beer?

Why don't you buy me something?

Zack!

Zack, you in here?

What the, what the fuck? You're a fucking man?

What the fuck?

Man, I got a whole new commitment level on this thing, man.

If you give it up, I'm never going to make it to the party and keep this shit

up. I'm going to miss my test on Monday. Do you have some faith, man?

If not in me, then in us, right?

We're going to make it to that party by dawn. We're going to have the fucking

time of our lives, man. We'll be home by Monday.

Man, if you just follow your heart, we'd be in New York right now becoming famous

comic book artists. You wouldn't have to worry about your little fucking test

Monday anyway.

Would you let it go?

You're not going to... I don't need this anymore.

Hey, Zach.

Need a lift?

Yeah, we're going to Malibu. You going anywhere near there?

Come with us, no riders.

But fuck them.

We're backing back. Wait a minute. Come on, come on.

Hey, can we talk about this?

He who hesitates is lost, my friend. I wouldn't hesitate any longer. I don't

know, Zach.

Lord called me, baby. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

What's she looking at?

Monica.

Yeah. The night before she left me, she gave me a choice.

Watch her with another girl, or I could do another girl myself.

What, are you kidding me? Why didn't she tell me about this?

It didn't go so well.

What happened?

I guess I made the wrong choice.

First it was great, fantastic.

Then she freaked.

Next morning I left her a message, but she didn't call me back.

So I guess it's over.

Fight was about, huh?

Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I just made the other

choice.

Man, who can say?

That's the thing, you know, you make your choices, you live with them.

That's life.

Wonder what the girls are doing right now.

Probably missing us.

Come on, baby.

Take me.

I got what you want.

Come on, baby.

Take me.

I got all. Monica.

You got.

Come on, baby.

What are you doing? Last night did something to me, Ashley.

I feel so empowered.

Please, run her up.

So what? Hey, being a part of all those men made me feel so free and sexual.

Anyway, who needs love to feel sexual?

You're asking the wrong girl.

Well, you know, I am a sexy, sexual being, and there's a whole world out

there that just doesn't know it yet.

What are you going to do, start a newsletter?

I don't know, but from now on, I am a free spirit.

You don't want some of these? They're good.

Come on.

What happens when he opens that door and finds you looting his shit? What?

Man, it's a couple of chips.

Who cares?

Zach?

Where did the driver say he was taking us?

Malibu.

This box says Mountain View.

Look. It says deliver to Mountain.

No way.

Shit.

He's taking us the wrong way.

We're going the wrong way.

Hey, buddy!

Hey, buddy!

Yo, man!

Shit!

You're taking us right back where we started.

Oh, come on, right. We're going to jump off the truck at 70 miles an hour.

Shit!

What the hell's your problem, man?

I'm locked in a fucking truck.

Going God knows where.

And it's your fault, Zach.

The whole weekend shot because you never fucking think things through.

You should be happy, man.

You're going to be home in time for your little law school test on Monday.

For your information, smartass.

I was about to tell you that I'm blowing off law school.

Then I'm going to go for that publishing deal with you. Really? That's great.

No, it's not great.

Because now it's not going to happen.

You're a bad risk, Zach.

You think you're so carefree.

But really, you're careless.

Ha, ha, ha.

At least I'm not paralyzed by the fear of making a fucking decision. You know

what? I should be with Ashley right now.

Instead, I decided to be a pal. I decided to take you to the mountains.

What did it get me, huh?

I'm glad we're not going.

I didn't want to go in the first place.

I'm glad, too.

Can't wait to get away from your pantsy ass.

What? You think it's so tough, huh?

You want to go right here?

Don't make me laugh, man. Come on. Oh, come on, you little fucker. Take your

best shot.

It's first.

Inspection station up the road, fella, so I got to drop you here.

There's a payphone. Maybe you can call a cab. Engineer's banging on the wall,

man. We did not want to go to Mountain View, all right? I ain't going there.

I just came from there.

I got some overstock to take back to the warehouse.

Now you fellas have a good time.

Bye.

Jack.

Malibu, baby. We're here, man.

Yeah.

This is it.

Dude, no way.

202 Pacific Coast Highway. You gotta be kidding me.

What? What? That's it. That's the address of the party, man. The dude

dropped us off right in front of the party.

This is the sign, man.

Wait a minute.

You want a sign?

What do you make of that?

Ah, she's wearing my shirt.

What the hell are they doing here?

It can't be far. If I see the address, I'll remember it.

That is, if you still want to see Brian. Oh, I do.

Hello? Monica, please.

Mm-hmm.

It's Brian.

Brian! Hi.

I'm so glad you called.

I, uh, I wrote a note apologizing, but Ashley forgot to deliver it.

Apologizing? Yes.

I just want to say I'm so sorry, and I just want to be with you.

Um... Where are you?

Malibu. Oh.

How's the party?

Uh... Well, we haven't arrived to the party yet.

You haven't?

Then don't go. Please, please.

Oh, Brian, I have learned so many things about myself.

And I just want to be with you.

And nothing has to be carved in stone. And we don't have to get married. And

you don't have to go to law school if you don't want. I just want to be with

you.

You mean that?

Yes. So please come home.

Oh, wait.

Ashley wants to talk to Zach.

Thanks for the binoculars.

Yeah. It's good to hear your voice again.

Hey,

I've been thinking about you.

You have?

Yeah.

I'd like to see you again.

I'm leaving for Europe next week.

But I suppose that you could meet me there.

No, if you really want to.

She wants me to go to Europe.

Hey,

hey, let me speak to Monica.

Yeah.

Monica, let me call you back.

Monica, five minutes. Don't move.

What?

Zach, listen to me.

I'm not going to law school.

I'm not going to become a lawyer because my dad or Monica or anyone wants me to.

And I'm not getting married either.

Not right now, anyway.

We're going to go to New York.

And we're going to make that deal.

You and I are going to work together. That's great, man. Great. That's great,

man. Whatever you want, man. I'm with you, okay? Listen to me.

We're going to do this partnership my way.

We're going to have fun and all that.

But we're going to put some fucking thought into this.

Absolutely, man. Right?

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right.

What about the party, man?

We gonna go to the party?

We're gonna go over there and get our girls.

Monica drove over 400 miles to get me back.

You don't find love like that every day.

Of course, just up that driveway are 40 horny girls.

Badly in need of a couple guys.

A situation like that could change a guy's life.

So what the hell should I do?

Wait a minute.

What am I asking you for?

To hell with it.

You know, I think we did what we set out to do on this trip.

A couple of very nice young ladies came a long way to see us.

Huh?

Let's do it. All right.

We're coming home.

Wait a minute.

Wait a goddamn minute.

What the hell kind of vote is that?

What kind of sappy ending is that anyway, man?

We were almost at the party, man.

40 girls.

No reasonable offer is refused.

Yeah. I'm sorry. We're going to have to veto that vote.

Yeah! You were not kidding, baby!

There were too many girls. We needed a bigger house.

The party has moved, but we still need you.

182 Ocean Drive, La Jolla.

La Jolla?

Dude, that's over 100 miles away from here.

Damn.

Oh, hey.

what the big deal is with this party.

What about Brian and Zach?

Didn't you hear them on the phone?

When we get back, we'll have them jumping through a hoop.

You hear that?

Jumping through hoops?

Dude, we gotta get to that party, man.

But how? We don't have a car.

Zach!

We couldn't.

Oh yeah, we could.

This

isn't

so bad, is it? On to La Jolla.

Aw man, you gotta be kidding me.

Think I made the right choice?