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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,113 Ja sam komi�ar. Francuski. 2 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,272 Ro�en sam 7. velja�e 1975. g. Nisam zavr�io �kolu. 3 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,873 Gad Elmaleh? -Ne. 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,189 Odustao sam od �kole pa re�irao videa u Montpellieru. 5 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,748 2002. g. u finalu kupa, preru�en u nogometa�a, 6 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,595 nosim trofej ispred predsjednika Chiraca... 7 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:38,875 Remi Gaillard? 8 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,077 Evo ga na ekranu. To je on. 9 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,839 S ekipom je i rukuje se s predsjednikom 10 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,598 koji mu �estita na uspjehu. 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,113 Evo ga. 12 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,437 Nitko ne primje�uje ni�ta. 13 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,030 Na oru�je, gra�ani 14 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,909 �ovjek kojeg ste vidjeli kako pjeva Marseljezu 15 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,832 nije dio ekipe. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,310 On se pro�vercao. 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,437 Ne znamo kako se zove. 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,957 W T F 19 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,030 �ekajte! -Uska�i! 20 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,116 Gubimo se! 21 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,631 �udesno, ne? 22 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,519 �up�ino! 23 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,078 Boli me. 24 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,111 Boli. 25 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,076 To je te�i prijelom. 26 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,159 Prestani se smijati! Prekini, molim te! 27 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,196 Boli. 28 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,509 Kakvo klazanje! 29 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,550 Klazanje? 30 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,113 Klanje plus lizanje. 31 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,032 U babilonskom stilu. 32 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,792 �udesno. -Jebe� tvoja sranja. 33 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,712 Prestar sam da umrem za ske�. 34 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,199 Br�e! 35 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,470 Dva sata kupuje� dvije stvari. 36 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,792 Tvoja ruka. 37 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,030 Bog te nagradio, svaka �ast. 38 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,355 Remi, tebi se obra�am. 39 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,397 Lijekovi su me stajali 22 eura. 40 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,310 Smiri se. 41 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,469 Tko �e platiti? 42 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,788 Koga briga? -�up�ino. 43 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,474 Neka mi ruke zacijele. 44 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,235 Zatvori vrata. 45 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,311 Moja noga, glupa �up�ino! 46 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,715 Bilo je �udesno. 47 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,508 �udesno, de�ki! 48 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,352 �udesno, ali bolno. 49 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,669 Bok, �up�ino. 50 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,554 Vidimo se, �up�ino. 51 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,918 Ne zaboravi da ve�eras igramo poker, �up�ino. 52 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,591 Misija ostvarena. 53 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,914 Rade�i bilo �to 54 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,955 mo�emo postati bilo tko. 55 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,551 Propustio si ru�ak s mojima. 56 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,079 Kada? -U 12:30. 57 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,912 Koliko je sada? -15. 58 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,274 Malo ka�njenje. -Izgledam ti tako glupo? 59 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,599 Samo malo. 60 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,431 �to je ovo? -Na�a fotografija. 61 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,476 Imam brkove na njoj. 62 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,876 Gerald ti ih je nacrtao, tako da izgleda� kao Mario Bros. 63 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,032 To me ljuti. Oprosti, ne �elim... 64 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,436 Nije li tebi dosta? Ne �eli� li krenuti dalje? 65 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,956 38 ti je godina i izvodi� pizdarije. Na�i posao. 66 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,878 Za�to ne bismo �ivjeli skupa i dobili djecu? 67 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,598 Kako se djeca prave? 68 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,999 Ne znam... 69 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,793 Koji idiot. 70 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:05,910 Zna�... 71 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,758 Radi normalne stvari. 72 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,076 Koliko puta moram re�i? Dje�je stvari u dosegu djece. 73 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,318 Nije tako te�ko. Djeca ih moraju mo�i dohvatiti. 74 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,317 Kreni. 75 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,712 Razmislio si o onome �to smo raspravljali? 76 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,717 O kostimu klokana? 77 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,680 Ne, kvragu! O mojoj ulozi. 78 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,319 Zna�, kauboja. 79 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,510 Zaboravio sam, bio sam previ�e zauzet. 80 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,070 Samo zamisli, Remi. Zatvori o�i i zamisli. 81 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,838 Vestern u ju�nja�kom stilu. 82 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,509 Camargue u zoru. Svitanje u slanoj mo�vari. 83 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,671 Dolazi tip na bijelom konju. 84 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,631 Sa �e�irom. Ja. 85 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,432 A s druge strane... 86 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,876 Ferrari Testarossa. S golim komadima u tangama. 87 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,157 Sja�im s konja, skinem �e�ir i pojavi se naslov. 88 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,231 NASLOV FILMA -�udesno, ne? 89 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,430 Radim, du�o. 90 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,273 Da, jesam. Usred sam posla. 91 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,590 �ekam dva sata! 92 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,556 Sranje. 93 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,233 Izgubit �u red. 94 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,755 Du�o... Sranje, nisam vidio koliko je sati. 95 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:36,790 Ne brini se. 96 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,797 Ne brinem se, gade! 97 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,951 Prometna gu�va. -Ide� pje�ice! 98 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,429 Zadr�ali su me, nisam ja kriv. 99 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,879 �urim se. 100 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,917 Du�o, sti�em. 101 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,875 Velika zvijezda! Faca! Ne mora� nazvati dragu? 102 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,115 Odli�no. 103 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,952 �to je sljede�e? 104 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,435 Zaboravit �e� mi ime? 105 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,710 "Hej, ti tamo..." 106 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,275 Mo�emo li se fotografirati? -Naravno. 107 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,868 Spremna? 108 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,629 Da sam se barem poslu�ala... 109 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,314 �to je to? 110 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,949 Oblik nenasilne komunikacije. 111 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,031 Na�in da izrazim 112 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,599 �to osje�am. 113 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,917 To je sapun, tako da opere� lo�e u pona�anju. 114 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,591 Hajde, idemo. 115 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,118 Za�to me niste zvali? 116 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,470 Nismo trebali golog tipa u ske�u. 117 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,039 Znam i druge stvari. 118 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,628 Nismo trebali tvoja bikova muda. 119 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,558 Znam hrpu stvari. -To tek treba� dokazati. 120 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,471 Ti nisi u ekipi. 121 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:52,553 De�ki za ovim stolom prijatelji su deset godina. 122 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,273 Remi, reci im da sam u ekipi. 123 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,392 Ti si predsjednik Kluba obo�avatelja Remija Gaillarda. 124 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,910 Nisi sastavni dio ekipe. Jesi li gluh? 125 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,268 Na� najbli�i fan. 126 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,355 Ali nisi s nama. 127 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,350 Nisi s nama. 128 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,397 Nisi s nama, tako je. 129 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,598 Imam vijesti. 130 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,192 Ske� s astronautom... 131 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,272 853 251 klikova. 132 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,591 Jebote, koji uspjeh. 133 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,869 Odli�no. 134 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,679 To zna�i da od to�no 9:10 135 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,512 imamo milijardu klikova. 136 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,398 Uspjeli smo, jebote! 137 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,039 Imam brojke. 16 253 218 u Brazilu. 138 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,833 21 444 112 u Japanu. 139 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,348 A u Poljskoj 140 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,750 103 518 421 klikova. 141 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,108 Nije lo�e. 142 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,352 Imam jo� vijesti. 143 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,749 Sutra imamo nastup u kozmeti�kom salonu. 144 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,708 Ne mogu sutra. Imam te�aj sviranja djembea. 145 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,710 Ni ja ne mogu. 146 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,031 Tast i ja idemo pecati. 147 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,357 Ja moram dovr�iti sre�ivanje terase. 148 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,835 Ja sam slobodan, ako �eli�. 149 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,030 "Ja sam slobodan, ako �eli�." 150 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,633 Geralde! 151 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,229 Do�i, stari! 152 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,954 Brzo ili �e nas uhvatiti. 153 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,672 U redu je. 154 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,515 Ne vidim. 155 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,039 Gubi se. 156 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,474 Ti si na redu. 157 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,991 Htio bih feniranje. 158 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,951 Ovo je sranje. Snimke vam ni�ta ne valjaju. 159 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,952 Mi radimo preko tjedna, Remi Retardirani! 160 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,157 Puca mi kurac. Radim ovo zbog vas, 161 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,113 da vas oslobodim va�ih jadnih malih �ivota. 162 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,595 Hvala ti, ba� si velikodu�an. 163 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,593 Milijarda klikova, a pona�ate se kao amateri. 164 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,954 Hrpa luzera! 165 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,709 Milijarda klikova... zbog nas... to nije... 166 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,435 Ti, �ovje�e... nisi... za nas... 167 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,873 U zamjenu, nema... 168 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,315 Slab si u vokabularu. 169 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,349 Jesi li znao da je Greg glazbenik? 170 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,436 Jesi li znao, Remi? 171 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,876 Pet godina tra�i da iskoristi� svoju slavu 172 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,709 i objavi� njegovu glazbu na internetu pa da mu objave album. 173 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,590 I ni�ta! 174 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,119 Nula. Govno na �tapu! 175 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,157 Misli� samo na sebe. 176 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,754 Koliko je stara moja k�i? 177 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,711 Znam. -Reci onda. 178 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,678 Ima 14 g. 179 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,794 14 g. i ide u vrti�, kandidat za dodatnu nastavu. 180 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,279 Ima pet godina. 181 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,913 Pet? -Da, pet. 182 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,479 Mo�da ona zna zumirati. 183 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,234 Zaposli je. Ili imbecile poput njega. 184 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,311 On sigurno zna zumirati. 185 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,710 Zumiraj nao�alama. 186 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,876 Pogledaj. Nije li krasan? 187 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,519 Muzejski komad, neprocjenjiv. 188 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,870 Prestani �etkati tu stvar! 189 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,951 Prekini. Po�e�ljaj sebe! 190 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,875 Zna� li na �to me ti podsje�a�? Kako izgleda�? 191 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,319 Na Pari�anina. 192 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,789 Nije fora. 193 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,757 Vrije�aj mu mamu, ali ne to. 194 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,756 Pari�anin! 195 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,393 Pari�anin? 196 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,949 Ponosni Pari�ani, zaplje��ite! 197 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,553 Ubit �u te! 198 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:57,033 Rekli smo da ga ne�emo nazivati Pari�aninom. 199 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,111 Smiri se, gotovo je. 200 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,719 Masiraj ga. Opusti ga. 201 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,440 �eli� li da te snimam? -Da, popu�i mu. 202 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,034 Gubi se! Naporan si, Kosati. 203 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:06,876 Snimaj me. 204 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,399 Hrpa debila! 205 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,551 Ponosni Pari�ani! 206 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,916 Ubit �u te. Pretjerao si. 207 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,991 Rekao sam da ga ne naziva� Pari�aninom! 208 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,354 Seronjo! 209 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,311 �uje� li me? Odjebi! 210 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,670 Daj, nije to mislio. 211 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,193 Pari�anin? 212 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,389 Prekini, prekini. 213 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,788 Stradat �e�. 214 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,949 Dosta vi�e! 215 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,957 Shvatio je. 216 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,998 Gubi se, gubi se! 217 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,790 Dame i gospodo, dobra ve�er. 218 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,316 Na� ve�era�nji gost je nesta�ko s interneta, 219 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,193 klaun iz Montpelliera, Remi Gaillard. 220 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,799 Dobra ve�er. 221 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,909 Remi Gaillard stvara kratka videa 222 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,554 koja na ra�unalima gledaju tisu�e ljudi 223 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,598 i koje obo�avaju ne samo u Francuskoj, 224 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,750 ve� �irom svijeta. 225 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,632 Prije izlaska na ulicu 226 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,951 Remi Gaillard je bio ba� poput svih. 227 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,915 Ovaj dje�ak iz Montpelliera daleko je dogurao od �kole, 228 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,109 gdje se te�ko koncentrirao 229 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,118 i bio je poznat po tome da izvodi razne gluposti. 230 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,718 Ve� 15 g. stvara amaterske filmi�e koji su vrlo uspje�ni 231 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,239 i izvan na�ih granica 232 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:29,791 i pretvorili su ga u me�unarodnu zvijezdu interneta. 233 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:34,228 Ali �ovjek s milijardu klikova ka�e da ne mijenja metode. 234 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,831 Malena kamera, skromnost i skupina odanih prijatelja 235 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,316 koji u�ivaju zabavljati se skupa. 236 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:49,079 "Gotovo bilo tko mo�e raditi bilo �to", ka�e umjetnik. 237 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,231 "Ali ne bez malo drskosti, 238 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,279 vje�tine, hladnokrvnosti i ma�te." 239 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,277 Hvala vam �to ste prihvatili na� poziv. 240 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,719 Hvala vam na pozivu. 241 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,757 Kada ste Remi Gaillard 242 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,957 i tako ste stra�no slavni, 243 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,675 po�injete li gubiti doticaj sa stvarno��u? 244 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:14,837 Zapravo ne �elim odgovoriti na to. Da vam ka�em ne�to. 245 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,873 Ve� deset godina borim se da ostanem bilo tko. 246 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,874 Nadam se da ne�u postati netko i biti nitko. 247 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,514 Da, nadam se da �u ostati isti. 248 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,912 Za Remija 249 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,435 Dobro, snima se. 250 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,476 Koji vrag? 251 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,438 Remi, zanemari format videa, 252 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,875 jer ono �to je najva�nije 253 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,989 su moje rije�i. 254 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,072 Skupa smo du�e od deset godina. 255 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,708 Cijelo to vrijeme osje�am se kao idiot. 256 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,316 �ekam da dobijemo djecu, da putujemo, da ti odraste�... 257 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,557 Dosta mi je toga. Ne�u vi�e �ekati. 258 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,358 Zato sam odlu�ila 259 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,830 da idem u Ju�nu Ameriku na �etiri mjeseca. 260 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,428 A kada se vratim, 261 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:26,037 �elim prona�i nekoga s kime mogu stvoriti �ivot. Shva�a�? 262 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,350 Prestani izvoditi pizdarije. 263 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,159 �elio si postati bilo tko? �estitam! 264 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,477 Sada poku�aj postati netko. 265 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,193 Samo netko. 266 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,596 Kako da isklju�im ovaj efekt? 267 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,519 Hej, Geralde! Zanimalo me kako si. 268 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,716 Nazovi me kada primi� ovo. 269 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,117 Arnaud? Remi ovdje. Kako si? 270 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:08,673 Nazovi me kada primi� ovo. Pretjerao sam ju�er. 271 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,236 Greg, ovdje tvoj stari prijatelj Remi. Zovem... 272 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,790 Zbog tvoje glazbe. 273 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,948 Taj tvoj reggae... Svi�a mi se. Nazovi me. 274 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,633 Arnaud, nazovi me. 275 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,272 Greg! 276 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,790 Geralde, ja sam. Nitko se ne javlja. Nazovi me! 277 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,077 Nazivam dva sata! Dva jebena sata! 278 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,430 Dva jebena sata i nitko se ne javlja! 279 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,717 Ne samo da si �up�ina, ti si prava �up�ina! 280 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,957 Dolazim i ubit �u Boga u tebi! 281 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,678 Da, naravno. 282 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,836 �up�ino! 283 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,195 Hrpa jebenih �upaka! 284 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,509 Kosati! 285 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,437 Hvala! 286 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,357 �eli� ne�to ja�e? 287 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,438 Ne, hvala, od alkohola dobijem proljev. 288 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,870 Za moje imenovanje! 289 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,350 Hajdemo dalje, ovdje su samo djevci. 290 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,990 Idemo do pekare, uzeti malu pizzu. 291 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,190 A onda tulum cijelu no�! 292 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,390 Ne mogu, Remi. 293 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,438 Imam stroge roditelje, kaznit �e me. 294 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,352 Sutra imam �kolu. 295 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,112 Koliko je tebi godina? -16. 296 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,111 A tebi? 297 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,109 Izvolite. 298 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,630 S piletinom i raj�icom, hrenovku u pecivu, 299 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,554 quiche Lorraine, kroasan sa �unkom, pain au chocolat, 300 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,878 talijanski sendvi�, 301 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,514 bolonjez, orijentalni, s tri sira, 302 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,596 grilani camembert... 303 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,395 I jo� vo�ni kola�, pitu od jagoda, 304 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,233 kola�i� i kroasan. 305 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,719 To je to. 306 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,632 Onda, �to �eli�? 307 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,712 �okoladno mlijeko. 308 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,591 Nisi li ti debeo? -Vje�bam. 309 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,113 Sumo? 310 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,674 Ponekad, s tipovima poput tebe. 311 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,075 Trudan si. -A ti si glup. 312 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,313 Uzet �u kola�. 313 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,833 A onda �u te prebiti. 314 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,911 Da? -Prebit �u te. 315 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,958 Evo ti malo pizze. Svi�a li ti se? 316 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,433 Stvarno smo izvodili pizdarije. 317 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,635 Godinu dana poslije 318 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,315 Ali budite oprezni. 319 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,948 Terapija dobro djeluje. 320 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,669 Dat �u vam isto za idu�ih tjedan dana. 321 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,796 Samo jedan tjedan, bez brige. 322 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,679 Ispisat �u vam recept. 323 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,674 I dat �u vam uzorke za nekoliko dana. 324 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,432 Triput dnevno. 325 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,239 Od svake pilule, naravno. 326 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,710 Ova triput dnevno. Barem. 327 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,674 Tako�er mo�ete uzimati... Zapisat �u vam. 328 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,439 Ovo je za spavanje, triput po no�i. 329 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,233 Jedna prije spavanja, 330 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,232 druga u krevetu, tre�a tijekom no�i. 331 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,590 To su svi lijekovi? 332 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,990 To i nije tako mnogo. 333 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:34,352 Mislim, s obzirom na glavni problem u na�oj vezi. 334 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,353 Poja�ajte dozu, ovo nije dovoljno. 335 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,953 Mo�emo, ali u redu je. 336 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,795 Lijekovi imaju nekoliko nuspojava. 337 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,188 Smanjen libido. 338 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,998 Koga briga za libido? 339 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,720 Ne �elim preventivu, �elim izlje�enje. 340 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,348 Remi ne smije nastaviti izvoditi pizdarije. 341 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,550 Ovo nije ni�ta. Nedovoljno je. 342 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,835 �to je ovo? 343 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,758 Poput aspirina je. Dajte mu pravu dozu. 344 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,750 Prekini! 345 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,717 G. Gaillard... 346 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,115 Nije li lijepo? 347 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,477 Ispod pi�e " Prodaja". 348 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,878 Odsad radi� u prodaji. �to je prodaja? 349 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,191 Zna�i da prodaje�. Sve vi�e i vi�e. 350 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:18,076 Tajna je u kremi za odr�avanje koja ide gratis. 351 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,198 Hajdemo vje�bati. 352 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,513 Sjedni. 353 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,828 Ovdje ni�ta ne prepu�tamo slu�aju. 354 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,839 Imamo letke, olovke, ljepljivu traku... Ali sve je to nebitno. 355 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,956 Bitno je ovo. 356 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,116 Bomboni. 357 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,158 Ako �ena koja te slu�a 358 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,118 uzme bombon, 359 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,310 razmota ga 360 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,948 i po�ne cuclati... �to to zna�i? 361 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,437 Progutala je sva tvoja sranja i mo�e� je strpati u d�ep. 362 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,238 Mora� dr�ati klijente u �ahu, 363 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,072 poput zve�arke. 364 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,430 "Predla�em vam..." 365 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,390 Ne ispu�taj zvukove, 366 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,954 pomislit �e da ima� tikove. 367 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,109 Lako je. 368 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,396 Slu�aj glazbu rije�i. 369 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,152 "Poliranje." Vidi� li val? 370 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,515 To je val. 371 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,870 S kremom za odr�avanje... 372 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,117 Poput oblutaka na pla�i kada nai�e val. 373 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,759 Poliranje. 374 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,549 Da. 375 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,313 Tako je! I�i �e ti prodaja! 376 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,596 Izvrsno, izvrsno. 377 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,390 Do�i vidjeti mog susjeda, Remija Gaillarda. Prijatelj je. 378 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,034 Eno ga. Onaj s TV-a. 379 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,316 Tko? -Remi Gaillard, moj susjed. 380 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,670 Tip s interneta koji izvodi pizdarije? 381 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,115 To je on. Prijatelj mi je. 382 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,637 Upoznaj moju sestri�nu. 383 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,830 Ne javlja se? -Umoran je. 384 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,319 G. Gatuso, dobar dan. Ru�amo. 385 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,199 Mogu li dobiti autogram? -Dat �e vam ga poslije. 386 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,270 Svratit �emo. 387 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,868 Vidimo se poslije. -Nema problema. 388 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,553 Kakav gnjavator. 389 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,879 Pitala sam se oko internetske veze... 390 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,275 Mo�emo li je ponovno uvesti? 391 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,192 O. K., to je... 392 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,999 Shva�am. Nema veze. 393 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,348 Na koncu, �to je internet? Prozor u svijet. 394 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,316 Svijet ti treba samo ako nisi sretan kod ku�e. 395 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,351 Mi smo sretni kod ku�e 396 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,557 i ne trebamo ga. 397 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:44,030 Premda bi bilo lijepo imati malo zabave. 398 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,749 Ne bismo umirali od dosade. 399 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,433 Remi je lijepo napredovao, vidim to. 400 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,152 Ljubazan je, pun razumijevanja, 401 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,630 trudi se pomo�i mi s trudno�om. 402 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,995 Thierry je bio sjajan. 403 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,554 Totalno otkri�e, u seksualnom smislu. 404 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,398 Stalno se �eli� jebati. 405 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,710 Tebi nije tako? 406 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,990 Naravno da jest. 407 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,877 Da, odli�no je. 408 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,915 KOSATI 409 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,114 Otvori, Remi! 410 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,879 Ne mo�e� odustati! Ti si bilo tko! 411 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,197 Mi smo bio tko i radimo bilo �to! 412 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,839 Ne odustaj. 413 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,030 Vjerujem u sebe. Samopouzdan sam. 414 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,351 Mogu pobijediti svoje simptome. 415 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,836 Vjerujem u sebe. Samopouzdan sam. 416 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,150 Mogu pobijediti svoje simptome. 417 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:22,035 �eli li netko prvi govoriti? 418 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,313 Dobar dan. 419 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,117 Zovem se Augustin. Ovdje sam prvi put. 420 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,915 Od svoje pete godine 421 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,638 ja sam... 422 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,430 Ovisan o automatskim prs... 423 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,438 Automatskim prskalicama. 424 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,192 To je dio mog �ivota. 425 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,151 Ja sam ovisan o dugoj kosi. 426 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,393 Za lov na cure... 427 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,114 Ima li jo� netko? 428 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,235 Dobar dan! 429 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,152 Dobar dan, Remi! 430 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,674 �elim jednu. 431 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,517 Dobar dan, srce. 432 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,156 Peruanski choros a la chalaca. 433 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,118 Velike dagnje punjene lukom i kukuruzom. 434 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,872 Dodala sam i limetu. 435 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,350 Budu�i da si gladan nakon posla, gledaj �to imam. 436 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,471 Tortillas con salsa! 437 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,350 Picante. 438 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,755 Pikantno je, vidjet �e�. 439 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,995 Dobro? 440 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,992 Moj otac je zvao. Odu�evljen je, ka�e da ti ide odli�no. 441 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,319 O, srce. 442 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,596 Rekao sam vam, rezervni dio dolazi u utorak. 443 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,838 Vidimo se u utorak. Dobro. 444 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,355 Auto �e vam biti gotov do 15. 445 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,712 Nema na �emu. Dovi�enja, g�o Beraud. 446 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,071 �to tebe dovodi ovamo? 447 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,555 Jesi li dobro? -A ti? 448 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,473 Bio sam kod klijenta pa sam htio do�i pozdraviti. 449 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,470 Ima� li pet minuta za kavu? -Pet minuta? 450 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,596 Za tebe imam i deset. 451 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,717 Ubit �u te! 452 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,038 Sada sam ovdje. 453 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,713 To�im gorivo. 454 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,956 Podmazivanje, podmazivanje... 455 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,712 Mnogo podmazivanja. 456 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,796 Kao s tvojom mamom. 457 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,993 Samo se �alim. 458 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,438 Nisam ljut na Remija. -Barem malo? 459 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,836 Uvijek nas je tjerao da preuzimamo krivnju. -Istina. 460 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,836 Zabavljali smo se. -Itekako. 461 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,953 Nekidan sam pokazao kolegi ske� s radarom. 462 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,872 Moram priznati... 463 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,109 Razveselio me. 464 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,629 Smijao si se. -Jesam. 465 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,073 A ovo s p�elom... 466 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,668 Svi smo zavr�ili u zatvoru. 467 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,679 Van pameti. 468 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,833 Stoj! 469 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,871 Sje�a� li se ovoga? 470 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,231 Ba� smo bili pizde. 471 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,237 Evo ih! 472 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,159 Do�ite, dragi moji. 473 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,794 Prekrasna si, Sandra. 474 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,518 Zdravo, Remi! 475 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,513 U�ite. 476 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,278 Bok, mama. 477 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,598 Dobro do�li u na� skromni dom. 478 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,871 Pa smo oti�li do dr. Layova. On je bio odli�an. 479 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,479 Izvrstan lije�nik. 480 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,312 Da. �to je rekao? 481 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,833 U osnovi, rekao je 482 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,793 da Remi treba nadomjestiti svoju strast. 483 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,708 Taj je �arlatan rekao istu stvar kada sam ja prestajao pu�iti. 484 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,950 Po�eo sam igrati skvo� i sada sam novi �ovjek. 485 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,758 Ja to mogu potvrditi. 486 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,114 Voli� li skvo�? 487 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,510 Ne vidi� li da telefoniram? Ovo je bitno. 488 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,310 Remija zanimaju borbe bikova. 489 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,152 S pravim bikovima? 490 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,430 Proveli smo vikend s krdom 491 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,273 i Remi se zaljubio u bika. 492 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,110 Misli li Layov da je to pametno? 493 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,470 Misli da je to izvrsno. 494 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,518 Ipak, Layov je lije�nik, a ne veterinar. 495 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,114 I zato Layov treba prestati lajati. 496 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,876 Ne laj, Layov! 497 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,792 Layovu je bolje da prestane lajati! 498 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,069 Koji idiot! 499 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,152 Nazdravimo! Za tvoju remisiju, Remi! 500 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,030 Remi, remisija... 501 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,474 Koji idiot! 502 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,719 Peruanski jabu�ni kaktus? 503 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,199 To je vo�e. 504 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,397 S ru�i�astom korom, a meso je bijelo s malim sjemenkama. 505 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,028 Vrlo so�no, fino i osvje�avaju�e. 506 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,276 Ne znam na �to mislite. 507 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,238 Ali me�u na�im tradicionalnijim vo�em 508 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,674 mo�ete prona�i 509 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,274 ananase, bra�naste banane, 510 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,237 �umbir... 511 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,792 Slatko-kiseli nadjev za janjetinu proslavio je grad. 512 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,552 Janjetina mi se �ini... 513 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,799 Remi? 514 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,359 �to je bilo? 515 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,910 Ne�to nije u redu, srce? 516 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,553 �to to... 517 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,434 �to te spopada? Katkada se isklju�i�. 518 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,118 Nisi priseban. 519 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,554 Sada jesi. 520 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,558 Sada si... Jesi li priseban ili ne? 521 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,152 Ne �ivotinje... 522 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,360 Ne mo�e� spavati, srce? 523 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,593 To mu je glava. 524 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,271 Ovo su mu o�i. 525 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,318 Zatiljak. 526 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,151 Kosati 527 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,474 Stopalo. 528 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,477 To mu je koljeno. 529 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,915 Ovo su mu kukovi. 530 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,076 Nos. 531 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,271 Noge. 532 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,635 Ponovno radi pizdarije! 533 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,398 To mu je bedro. 534 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,516 Ili �u ja. Kosati. 535 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,675 �to je bilo? 536 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,831 Ovo mu je trbuh. 537 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,238 Ovo mu je srce. Gledajte, kuca. 538 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,517 Mjehur. 539 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,029 Guza. 540 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,229 Gu�tera�a. 541 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,509 To je... 542 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,234 �ekajte... Ovo je... 543 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,189 Da... 544 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,156 Na lavljoj grivi 545 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,796 Volim kobasicu iz Lyona 546 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,077 Na lavljoj grivi 547 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,955 Volim piti �ampanjac 548 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,435 Na lavljoj grivi 549 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,120 Dominiram tvojom guzom! 550 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,878 Pjevajte! 551 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,112 Na lavljoj grivi 552 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,150 Na lavljoj grivi 553 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,511 M. C. Ragga! 554 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,836 Bravo za D. J.-a! 555 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,509 Po�tovanje ekipi 556 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,632 ovdje u stara�kom! Niste jo� za otpis! 557 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,837 Dobro je pro�lo. Zabavili smo se, fora ste. 558 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,355 Primam va�e dobre vibre. 559 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,911 I poruka za sve koji se svakodnevno bore 560 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,355 da se odupru Babilonu: 561 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,876 Dr�ite se, uz vas smo! 562 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,517 Ragga vam �alje 563 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,670 Ragga vam �alje ljubav 564 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,072 Tvoj biv�i repertoar bli�e je ukusu na�ih stanara. 565 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,317 Ali prestao sam s plesovima uz harmoniku. 566 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,556 Sada izvodim dancehall reggae. 567 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,029 Svejedno, trebao si nam re�i. 568 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,795 Daj! 569 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,111 Mala kurvo! 570 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,076 To je Remi. �minka i za njega. 571 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,354 On je zvijezda. 572 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,238 �emu ina�e ovo? 573 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,198 Saberi se. 574 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,079 Rijetko tra�im pomo� i zato mora� uspjeti. 575 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,590 Gospodine, spremni smo. 576 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,719 Recite mi �to �initi, kamo i�i i poslu�at �u poput marionete. 577 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,718 Ondje. 578 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,628 Ondje mi odgovara. 579 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,712 Klapa! -Autoplusplus, prvi put. 580 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,635 Izjebat �u ih dobro i �estoko. 581 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,272 U Autoplusplusu, na� je moto dobro slu�ati. 582 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,557 Kod nas dobivate personalizirane savjete. 583 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,114 Posve�ujemo punu pa�nju va�im zahtjevima. 584 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,350 Autoplusplus je najbolji! 585 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,552 Kvalitetni proizvodi i tim profesionalaca. 586 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,915 Predanih, posve�enih, uvijek prisutnih. 587 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,195 Uvijek slu�aju. 588 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,356 A krema za odr�avanje je gratis. 589 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,353 Autoplusplusov glavni proizvod za va� auto. 590 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,748 Iako rabljen, kao nov je. 591 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,313 Dok mama pravi ve�eru, 592 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,799 tata polira. 593 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,911 Nema boljeg od obiteljskog poliranja! 594 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,913 Nema boljeg od obiteljskog poliranja! 595 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,753 Kako na�i susreti uvijek zavr�e uz dar, 596 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,230 nudim vam svjedo�anstvo osobe iz na�eg tima. 597 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,153 Sigurno �ete ga prepoznati. 598 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,836 Da, to je Remi Gaillard! 599 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,833 Autoplusplus, so wunderbar! 600 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,153 To izgleda nevjerojatno profesionalno. 601 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,959 Izgleda stvarno ozbiljno. 602 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,155 Genijalno je. 603 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,312 Veselo je, zabavno, dobro odglumljeno... 604 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,755 Mogu samo �estitati. 605 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,753 Izgleda� posve�eno, totalno si se uklju�io. 606 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,310 Mogu samo re�i da sam ponosna, srce. 607 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,159 Ne, dragi, to nije... 608 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:51,037 Ozbiljno, za ovo �to si odradio mogu ti samo skinuti �e�ir. 609 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,792 Kapu. 610 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,439 Ja nisam poput drugih tipova. -I zato te volim. 611 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,874 Potpuno sam druk�iji. 612 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,830 Znam. 613 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,473 Stvarno druk�iji. 614 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,633 Jesi li dobro? 615 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,195 �to to radi�? 616 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,070 Ja spavam, a ti... 617 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,231 A ti... 618 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,993 Odijeva� se u zebru? 619 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,236 �to je sljede�e? P�ele, �irafe, papigice? 620 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,191 Cijeli zoolo�ki dok ja spavam? 621 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,395 To je za tebe ljubav? 622 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,917 Ovo nije ljubav! Ne mo�e� se odjenuti u svaku zebru! 623 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,151 Magnetska rezonanca, mamografija 624 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,911 Vi ste mu kontakt za slu�aj hitnosti. 625 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,397 Bilo je te�ko identificirati ga zbog kostima pu�a. 626 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,636 Zgnje�en je. 627 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,320 Ne�u lagati, �ivot mu je u opasnosti. 628 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,637 Male su �anse da �e pre�ivjeti. 629 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,591 Mo�emo li se sada fotografirati? 630 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,910 Moja djeca vas obo�avaju. Josianne! 631 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,393 Mo�ete li? 632 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,073 Uhvati dobar kadar. 633 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,438 Uhvatila si obojicu? 634 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,319 Kosati... 635 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,108 Oti�ao si, Remi... 636 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,439 Pu�... autocesta... 637 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,158 Izveo si ske� s pu�em? 638 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,039 Jesam li dio ekipe, Remi? 639 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,159 Dio si ekipe. 640 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,151 Zato �to rade�i... 641 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,356 Postajemo... 642 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,115 Rade�i bilo �to, postajemo bio tko. 643 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,394 Kosati! 644 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,397 Ima li koga? 645 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,552 Zastoj srca. 646 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,837 Izvedimo o�ivljavanje. 647 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,878 Nema puls. 648 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,998 G. Gaillard... 649 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,714 �ao mi je. 650 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,951 Znam da je lo� trenutak, ali mo�emo li se fotografirati? 651 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,475 Hvala. 652 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,319 Genijalno je. 653 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,758 Kosati! 654 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,073 Budite sna�ni. 655 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,475 Kosati... 656 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,069 Ne primaj to toliko srcu, nisi ti kriv. 657 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,238 To �to mu se dogodilo jest tragedija, ali ti... 658 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,271 Ti to nisi �elio, to nije... 659 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,234 Nisi ti odgovoran za to, nisi �elio da se to dogodi. 660 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,715 Jedi svoj bulgur, srce. 661 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,470 Svi mi postupamo prema slobodnoj volji... 662 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,990 Nisi ni taknuo hranu. Pojedi malo. 663 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,956 �to radi�? 664 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,112 Po�inje� izvoditi pizdarije. 665 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,679 Nego �to. 666 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,710 �init �u bilo �to. 667 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,069 Da ponovno postanem bilo tko. 668 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:33,233 Zabavno je kada se zavr�i �kolska godina 669 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:38,838 Pa se mo�emo igrati sa svim svojim prijateljima 670 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,278 Jer danas nam po�inju ljetni praznici 671 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,637 Roditelji dolaze po nas 672 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,752 Vrijeme je za trku i igru i zato hura! 673 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,036 Praznici! 674 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,792 K�i mog prijatelja! 675 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,478 Prekini. 676 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,755 Ba� mora� napraviti scenu? 677 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,678 Ali drago mi je �to si je do�ao vidjeti. 678 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,836 Priznajem, lijepo je. 679 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,994 Za�to se smije�? -Drago mi je vidjeti te. 680 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,469 U�tipni me. 681 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,119 Sa mnom nije lako. 682 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,231 Ne, definitivno nije. 683 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,710 Bilo je zabavno, priznajem. Smijali smo se. 684 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,909 Ali gotovo je. 685 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,435 Da mogu to ponoviti, ne bih. 686 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,152 Ni ja. 687 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,154 Ni za �ivu glavu, vjeruj mi. 688 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,190 Nema �anse. 689 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,754 Imam sjajne uspomene, ali nikako. 690 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,717 Lud si. 691 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,677 Nisam ako nam plate. 692 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,559 Ne, �ak i da mi plate! 693 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,716 Ako si pla�en, druk�ije je. 694 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,150 Gajde ti dobro pristaju. 695 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,554 Mislim da naginjem srednjevjekovnoj glazbi. 696 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,433 Druidi, stvari poput menhira... 697 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,312 Juha je gotova. 698 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,353 U smislu? 699 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,678 To su osnove. 700 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,592 Juha je gotova, narodna iz Bretanje. 701 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,797 Da, ali ovo je Montpellier, a ne Bretanja. 702 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,472 Vidio sam kako izvodi� reggae, a sada te gledam kao Kelta. 703 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,598 Bretanja, Kelti... 704 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,989 Izvodio si zouk i heavy metal. 705 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,754 Svirao si australski didgeridoo. 706 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,559 �amanske napjeve. 707 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,433 Drum, Tecktonik, dance, hip-hop... 708 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,676 Klasiku. -Klasiku, naravno. 709 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,193 Engleski pop. 710 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,072 Klezmer. -O, da. 711 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,349 Flamenco. 712 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,830 Sve si pro�ao, Greg. 713 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,117 Pogledaj. Samo ti mo�e� izvoditi bilo �to. 714 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,636 Ti si jebeni umjetnik stvoren za bilo �to. 715 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,471 Mo�emo napraviti miks Michaela Jacksona i Kelta. 716 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,631 Stavit �u ti ga 717 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,590 Svoj veliki debeli vjen�ani prsten 718 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,110 Stavit �u ti ga 719 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,438 Tako da tvoj tata ne osjeti moj ubod 720 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,838 Stra�no sam zauzet. Krstitke, vjen�anja, prve pri�esti... 721 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,831 Pogledaj ovo. 722 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,157 Gerald Video, ma nemoj! 723 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,313 Imamo i stranicu na internetu. Pogledaj, nevjerojatna je. 724 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,118 Imamo pedeset klikova tjedno. 725 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,271 Nema �anse. U zemlji ili �irom svijeta? 726 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,159 Gubi se. Za lokalnu stranicu, to je ogroman broj. 727 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,153 Ne shva�a�. Ljudi vole ono �to radim. 728 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,349 I ja volim. 729 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,199 Jedinstveno je. Slika drhti kao da ima� Parkinsonovu. 730 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,469 Nikad u fokusu. 731 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,235 Kao da bilo tko to mo�e raditi, ali samo ti mo�e�! 732 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,350 Drago mi je da napokon priznaje� moju vje�tinu, iako se uvla�i�. 733 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,999 Naravno, �eli� da se vratim. 734 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,276 Svi su za, kao prije. 735 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,034 �ak i bolje, ne mo�e� odbiti. -Mogu. 736 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,318 Ako si moj prijatelj, kao �to ka�e�, mora� razumjeti. 737 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,352 Po�tuj moj izbor. 738 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,114 Po�tujem tvoj izbor. 739 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,798 To je dobro. 740 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,791 Moram i�i. 741 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,480 Ne smijem propustiti tortu. 742 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,834 Odli�no. 743 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,676 Vidimo se. 744 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,360 Svrati do mog ureda, svidjet �e ti se. 745 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,516 Stisnut �u te 746 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,790 Stisnuti te 747 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,315 Kao velika debela anakonda 748 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,430 Gerald Video, kurac u torti! 749 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,276 Jebote! 750 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,152 Pali auto! 751 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,353 Pali! 752 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,029 Jebem ti mater! 753 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,511 Kako dobar osje�aj. 754 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,270 Zaboravio sam ga. 755 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,350 Jebem ti da ti jebem! 756 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,672 Razbili su mi kameru, Remi! 757 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,554 Prestani plakati, imam kod ku�e lijepu malenu kameru za tebe. 758 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,319 Ona je bila profesionalna! 759 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,675 Ne mo�e� ni zamisliti koliko je stajala! 760 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,713 Profesionalna, a ti nisi profi�. 761 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,108 Ti si amater. 762 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,477 Priznaj da je bilo zabavno. 763 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,398 Smijao si se. 764 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,434 Duboko u sebi. 765 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,999 Lopov! 766 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,954 Prebit �u te, mater ti! 767 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,997 Vrati to! -Nisam krao. 768 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,475 Smjesta vrati! 769 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,675 Nisi krao? 770 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:28,829 Vrati! 771 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,118 Dosta! 772 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,758 Zna� li �to se dogodilo pro�lom lopovu? 773 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,598 Pojeo sam mu jaja. 774 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,632 Pe�ena, na ra�nji�u. 775 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,670 Slu�aj, pizdo. 776 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,315 Idu�i put kada bude� krao, samljet �u ti smrdljivo lice. 777 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,078 I zamotati ga u d�oint. 778 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,031 Prednji no�ni! 779 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,513 Ravno u trbuh. 780 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,592 Izbit �u ti zube i napraviti novi �upak. 781 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,354 Mala kurvo, pokazat �u ja tebi. 782 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,034 Dobar dan, gospo�o. 783 00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,754 �to je bilo, Bene? 784 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,916 To je va� sin? -Da. �to je bilo? 785 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,155 Po�eo je plakati. 786 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,871 Mali nesta�ko, zabunom je posudio jednu od mojih stvari. 787 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,792 Upla�io se da �u vikati. 788 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:10,870 Jesi li krao? 789 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,474 Krao? Ne, nemojmo to tako nazivati. 790 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,795 Nije on kriv, bilo je slu�ajno. 791 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,674 Zaboravimo na to. Evo, poklon za tebe. 792 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,310 Zahvali mu. 793 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,994 Hvala, gospodine. -Drago mi je. Do�ite opet. 794 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,315 Ovdje volimo djecu. 795 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,158 Vrati se s mamom. 796 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,078 Svakako s mamom. 797 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,669 Hej, �up�ino. -�to ti radi� ovdje? 798 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,679 Dobro do�li u Ali Babinu pe�inu. 799 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,473 Mislio sam da je to tvoje skladi�te. 800 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,750 Imam razne kostime. 801 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,838 Vinske mu�ice, jeleni, medvjedi... 802 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,992 Za 49 sati mogu nabaviti koju god maskotu. 803 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,152 �ak i pande? One su ugro�ena vrsta. 804 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,999 Bilo �to! Mo�e� �ak izabrati boju! 805 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,439 Plava panda. 806 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,273 Prekini, sve �e� nas raznijeti. 807 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,593 Majka sve pirotehnike. 808 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,396 Johnny Hallyday je to htio za svoj koncert. 809 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,237 Odbio sam. 810 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,032 Imam sve rekvizite. 811 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,316 Baloni za prde�, smrdljive loptice, 812 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,000 pu�ke na vodu, petarde... 813 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,272 Jebote. 814 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,068 Oprosti, ozlijedio sam te? 815 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,119 Izaberimo mjesto. 816 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:10,435 Bilo gdje je dobro. 817 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,592 Montpellier. 818 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,278 Umri 819 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,152 ili umri od smijeha! 820 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,674 Danas ste ovdje 821 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,474 zato �to imate misiju! 822 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,196 Prenesite ovu dobru vijest na�oj bra�i! 823 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:37,190 Preru�eni u medvjeda, zmaja, sir ili mrkvu, 824 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,233 prenesite ovu poruku mu�karcima i �enama 825 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,352 koji, zapeli u svojim usranim �ivotima, 826 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,829 zadr�avaju vjetar 827 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,235 spremnosti na sve u sebi. 828 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,477 Prenesite ovu poruku 829 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,989 daleko izvan na�ih mjesta 830 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,516 i preko na�ih granica. 831 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,917 I �inite to bilo gdje, 832 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,678 bilo kada 833 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,115 i kako god! 834 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,634 Zato �to danas, vi�e nego ikada, 835 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,754 �ine�i bilo �to 836 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,236 mo�emo postati bilo tko! 837 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:09,673 Prekini! 838 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,639 Dosta! 839 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,711 Rekla sam da prekine�! 840 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,836 Haleluja! 841 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,712 Moja k�i! 842 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,193 Ali... 843 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,709 Za�to si od lateksa? 844 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,598 Nema veze. 845 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,358 Volim te kakva jesi. 846 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,471 Predivna je. 847 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,160 Plasti�na ali predivna. 848 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,671 Du�o! Gdje je beba? 849 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,197 Mogu li je primiti? 850 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,789 Prekinite! Ne budite naporni. 851 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,558 Kvragu! 852 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,230 Nije to bilo kakva beba. 853 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,156 �estitam, bit �e� odli�an tata. 854 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,668 Jedva �ekam 855 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,438 dobro obiteljsko poliranje. 856 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,630 Nema do obiteljskog poliranja. 857 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,231 Idemo, Remi! 858 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,594 Ide� izvoditi pizdarije? 859 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,036 Mogu li te zamoliti ne�to prije nego �to ode�? 860 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,195 Naravno. 861 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,278 Mogu li s vama? 862 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,559 Molim te. 863 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,239 ZA 10 SEKUNDI 864 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,191 REMI I PRIJATELJI 865 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,390 PONOVNO �E 866 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,109 IZVODITI PIZDARIJE 867 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,517 Snima� li? 868 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,636 Bok. Slijedi rodeo na policajcu. 869 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,429 Radim to za vas. Radim to za Francusku. 870 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,559 Jebena �up�ino! 871 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,836 Do�i! 872 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,595 Jebi se! 873 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,591 �up�ino! 874 01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,834 Do�i! 875 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,311 Si�i! 876 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,791 �to ako nai�u murjaci? 877 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:14,109 VETERINARSKA AMBULANTA 878 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,319 U redu je. 879 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,668 Stani! 880 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,156 Jako zabavno. 881 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:20,590 Koji kurac? Odli�no. 882 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:21,914 Si�i! 883 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,112 �up�ino! 884 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,198 Kujin sine! 885 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,433 Peder�ina. 886 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,273 Bez brige! 887 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,713 Upadaj. 888 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,032 Jesi li ti lud? 889 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:35,912 Koji glupan! 890 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,915 Prona�i �emo te, bez brige! 891 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,078 S pogre�nima se zafrkava�. 892 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:54,238 Misli� da si nam smije�an? 893 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,431 Si�i! 894 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:37,958 Za na�eg prijatelja Kosatog koji nas je prerano napustio 895 01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:44,156 I ovdje se izvode pizdarije. 896 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,156 Kosati? 897 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,550 Kosati, u oblacima si. 898 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,035 Zdravo, de�ki, kako ste? 899 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:51,756 Kosati! 900 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:52,790 A tko smo mi? 901 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,194 Bilo tko! 902 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:55,196 �to radimo? 903 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:56,992 Bilo �to! 904 01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:30,238 Distribucija Blitz film i video 60353

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