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Hey.

Yo. Nick.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Just chilling. Why?

Well, I kind of got to tell you something.

Oh, no.

What is this?

I cannot be good.

I mean, you just promised you can't be mad.

What do you mean, promise I can't be mad?

Is it something that's going to make me mad?

I mean, it shouldn't.

I don't know why you would.

I kind of told her about you and I.

Oh, what the fuck?

I told you not to tell anyone.

I know, but she was asking questions. I wasn't going to lie. What do you mean,

asking questions?

Come on, now. You guys are loud as fuck. I have the room right next to you guys.

Oh, my God.

It was fine when it was like once or twice. I was like, oh, she's sneaking a

boy over.

The boy's in the house.

I mean, she was going to find out anyway.

Yeah, but it didn't.

Look, you can't tell anyone, can you?

Like, for real.

Why would I tell anyone?

I don't know. I just, I feel like if people were to find out, they'd, like,

judge us or something. Like, you know, because you guys are my staff.

She's not going to judge us.

No, I mean, I won't tell if I can kill you guys.

What?

What?

Did you guys, like, did you guys, like...

I mean, I had to see if she was, you know, cool.

Yeah, we talked about it for a while. Yeah, we talked.

Why are you guys laughing? What do you mean?

We... We want to try each other out.

A little more than talking, you know.

Wait, wait, you guys... You guys had sex with each other?

Yeah, you didn't... Without me?

What the fuck? You guys wouldn't be talking without me.

That's crazy.

How are you guys gonna fix this show without me?

Easy.

Wow. I feel very left out.

I didn't know you wanted to join.

Why would I not want to join? Of course I want to join.

I don't believe you guys.

You guys aren't like... I mean, yeah, but like... You guys aren't like...

I don't know. Are you guys like...

Or something?

I don't believe you. Did you actually have sex?

You want us to show you?

Yeah, perfect.

Holy shit.

This is crazy.

Are you guys serious?

Yeah. Probably more joking.

I wouldn't be lying about this.

I don't know.

Oh, fuck.

I'm all bricked.

I think I can see it.

Wow, you're already hard just from that?

Yeah, I mean, it's hard watching you guys, like, make out and stuff.

I bet he wants it real bad.

I mean, yeah Well

today

could be the day

Clearly. We're both here.

It's so fucking hard.

Yeah, I can see that.

Did we?

I think I deserve it.

You could handle both of us.

Yeah, I can handle both of you.

I'm built different, okay?

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm really him.

I guess we'll see.

Wow,

I've never seen it.

It's pretty big.

You really think so?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Wow.

Do you want to share?

Yeah. Yeah, sharing is good.

Sharing is good. Sharing is real good.

I like this.

Oh fuck, I like this a lot.

um um

I'm sorry.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Why don't you come back up?

Yeah, I bet he wants to.

All right.

He wanted to so bad.

Yeah, he did.

oh it feels so good

Oh, sir.

This is what she wanted.

Yeah.

Oh.

I think it's my turn now

My turn.

Thank you.

Look at all my dress. I told you she was good.

Why don't you fuck me now?

I could have just watched you guys.

It looks so good.

So good.

Spider-Man.

Should I? Should I let him? Yeah. Oh, please, please. Let him fill you up.

Please let me, please let me.

Okay, guys.

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